Ali Needs To Go Back To School

Pinchy! Home schooled by her Blohan pimp Dina? Talk about the best way to guarantee that another attention starved idiot is let loose on the world! Too bad the Blohans can't just ell the truth and say that they are too desperate for sucking cash off their retarded, fugly spawn to waste time with things that would actually help them. Like an education!

INBRED HILLBILLYS DO THIS ALL THE TIME ! WHATS THE BIG DEAL !

INBRED HILLBILLYS DO THIS ALL THE TIME ! WHATS THE BIG DEAL ?? ITS A SOUTHERN THING ! KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

Wow X17 paps are desperate for stories. This is nothing new. Not news. Ali is enrolled in the Dina Lohan school of hard knocks. Some of the courses include: self tanner and you, cocktail mixing for beginners, mascara application 101, leggings design, contacting the paparazzi and faking annoyance when they arrive, cigarette lighting, shopping for beginners, minimal exposure crotch shots, how to make a living without working, modeling for freckled people, creative acting/singing for no talent amateurs, hair coloring, befriending hipster gays, etc. It's a rigorous courseload and Ali needs learning outside the classroom, field trips, etc. so give the girl a break.

For someone who has such a serious hard on for the paps, you sure do a great job in helping secure their employment! Keep clicking! It will guarantee them more money! You've personally done a fine job upping their pay rate! Congrats!!!

A 15 year old with big boobs and no education in Hollywood is a disaster waiting to happen.
That poor girl!

Lollllll 5:48

Never underestimate the greed of the Blohans to use their spawn to try to fill their perpetually empty wallets! Uh oh, they also better remember to pay taxes and not commit more fraud, as they have done in the past!

Paps get maybe minimum wage - they don't get shyt from the clicks. Duh. The money they get is from the pics and videos they turn in. If they do not get those - no money for them!! The website gets the money from clicks. You are beyond stupid, take a bow and congratulations.

How can a doctor put breast implants in a girl so young? So sick.

What's the purpose of implants on a 15
year old minder of a drug-addled former
"actress".
Poor Ali just another casuality of a desperately seeking fame stage mother from hell.
Dina LOWhan; no doubt a daughter of the devil,will return there some day.

Idiot @ 6:14, I guess you are too stupid to understand the law of supply and demand and your small part in it all. The more clicks on a story, the more those pics are worth! Cumulatively, you have helped them greatly! You hate the paps and X so much, yet here you are, endlessly doing your part. They appreciate it! But I guess you need your daily rush of acting like a spoiled child with your 'Look at me! I'm talking shit and no one seems to care!" Oh they don't care, because you're making them richer! Fuck are you stupid!

Only 15 she doesn't look 15 looks much older.

oh so great post,6:13..the fact that they don't pay their taxes on time,just makes me laugh that much more,when delusional dina writes that people are jealous of their wealth.
this family must be completely unaware of what a joke they are..
at least they keep giving people reasons to laugh at them.
biggest fools on the planet!

I guess I forgot to mention the part about never underestimating the Blohan's ability to derive unintentional humor directed against them! Thanks for the reminder!

No - you are dumber than a dirty ashtray. The pics are worth the same no matter how many times people click on it. They get paid for the pics before they are posted and can't predict how many clicks they will get. The idiotic paps do not get more money or pay raises for pics they already took and have been paid for. It's like saying the restaurant gets more money for a meal from you if you fart an hour later. Not the case. I have met dogs and cats with more advanced brain functions than you have.

whore! dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

prostitot

Homeschooled means you can do school work whenever you want to.how do you know she has breast implants she is 15 so that means they are still GROWING!!!!!!!

6:45, I'm sorry you're so fricking dense, but do you really think that sites that don't get these amounts of clicks pay as much for photos or can afford to as other sites? WOW! Are you stupid! It's simple Supply and Demand, but your brain is too simple to comprehend this! You spend an inordinate amount of time on your mission to create some war on the paps-the very people who make it possible to bitch on this and other websites, but you help pay their bills! I know this is hard for a simple minded idiot like you to comprehend, but it's a fact! You're probably the same douche that thinks the paps are all terrorists that spend all their free time plotting the overthrow of the world, right? That would make you incredibly paranoid too!

I heard that both lindsay and miley got shot down for the role in undiscovered gyrl and that a newcomer by the name of morgan haberman is a potential candidate. Saw her facebook, i'd bang her. and i'm a straight girl.

can't believe she got fake boobs before she hit puberty

Yeah, she went to flat to stripper tits in 2 months. Natural my ass! Google 'ali lohan breast implants' if you can stomach it!

And Blohan's ass mouth is natural too.....

She is 15. I won't make a comment. Good Luck and get your GED - something your family never has achieved.

Another dumbass crack whore in the making. Shame they don't value an education.

Holy crap she is hot.
Damn.

7:33 is Hashan the deli guy/terrorist.

Ali grew up.way too fast. She had some
thing done to her face too,because she was wierd looking two years ago. Now she is pretty.

No 7:33Pm is White Oprah and she is Pi$$ed that her teaching techniques have been speculated about. White Oprah - how can u understand supply and demand or teach Ali if u never finished junior high. Being a former rockette does not qualify u to teach. Thanks and goodnight.

WOW! That was your comeback? To try to compare me to that fugly, coked out hag/fishwife? You sure are one paranoid troll that's working very hard for a fight! And failing! I'd almost feel sorry for you if you actually believe the shit you shovel! Almost. But you probably live in a world of fear that at any moment, the evil terrorist paps are going to jump out of a bush and abduct you all the way back to Iran. Oh no! They're gonna cut your head off and record it on a shitty video camera. This probably confuses you that paps being terrorists would have shitty cameras, wouldn't it? You dumbfuck troll dickwad!

WOW! That was your comeback? To try to compare me to that fugly, coked out hag/fishwife? You sure are one paranoid troll that's working very hard for a fight! And failing! I'd almost feel sorry for you if you actually believe the shit you shovel! Almost. But you probably live in a world of fear that at any moment, the evil terrorist paps are going to jump out of a bush and abduct you all the way back to Iran. Oh no! They're gonna cut your head off and record it on a shitty video camera. This probably confuses you that paps being terrorists would have shitty cameras, wouldn't it? You dumbfuck troll dickwad!

She is being home schooled to do what?

The alien terrorist are here killing people now.

Ali - like Lindsay - will get her GED when she's sent to jail to get time off

A 15-year old with breast implants. Very classy, Dina. What a pathetic family the Lohans are.

Ali is a drop out NO lohan has made it passed the 8th grade its in the merrick school records you can look it up even little cody dosent go to school

Yes, she does, because two ignorant bitches in the family is ENOUGH!

15 Years old my ASS

7:33/10:09 - you are wrong. Sites make money on clicks and the pictures, except for the rare, exceptional, case are paid on a scale. Does the scale rise or lower, depending on the celebrity and circumstance - sure, but you think that they have to look at website history and clicks to determine price - no, very wrong. It is supply and demand, to a point, but not based on clicks and there are so many paps out there pics are now costing less to purchase. Your theory is bunk, I suggest you stop bashing on people when you don't know what you are talking about.

Okay, time for your math lesson Ali. Take L. Ron Jr. in your hand and stroke him 10 times. Good...ahh...now take him and put him in your mouth and keep your arm that has the shaft wrapped in your hand at a 90 degree angle. Niiice. Now put 8" down your throat and draw back and forth at 4" per stroke. Ohhhhh yeahhh here comes the liquid measurement...Ahhhhhhhh. Okay, estimate how much man yogurt is in your mouth.

Okay, time for your math lesson Ali. Take L. Ron Jr. in your hand and stroke him 10 times. Good...ahh...now take him and put him in your mouth and keep your arm that has the shaft wrapped in your hand at a 90 degree angle. Niiice. Now put 8" down your throat and draw back and forth at 4" per stroke. Ohhhhh yeahhh here comes the liquid measurement...Ahhhhhhhh. Okay, estimate how much man yogurt is in your mouth.

She looks WAY better than Linds. LOL
Move over sis, hahaha

Aly lives in north merrick.I am a 44 year old male with 2 daughters. And that does not keep me from looking. Ive seen a few times in the supermarket. She likes to shake her butt. I would love to get her preggo.lol male.

Aly lives in north merrick.I am a 44 year old male with 2 daughters. And that does not keep me from looking. Ive seen a few times in the supermarket. She likes to shake her butt. I would love to get her preggo.lol male.

Aly lives in north merrick.I am a 44 year old male with 2 daughters. And that does not keep me from looking. Ive seen a few times in the supermarket. She likes to shake her butt. I would love to get her preggo.lol male.