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Fake It 'Til You Make It!
Posted on Thu Apr 2, 2009 10:05 AM PDT

Aspiring celebrity Ali Lohan was snapped leaving Lindsay and Sam's pad yesterday, and yet again, she showed off her newly perfected b*tch face. Ali honey, if you want to be famous, you should probably smile for the cameras every once in a while!
P.S. What fifteen-year-old girl has tatas like this? Maybe little Lohan borrowed Paris Hilton's amazing pushup bra?
Or not?
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X17 EXCLUSIVE - Michael Lohan On Daughter Ali's Birthday: "I Wish I Was With Her" - Dec 22, 2010
Ali Lohan Receives Death Threats, State Department Worker Under Investigation - Oct 06, 2010
16-Year-Old Ali Lohan Strikes A Pose For 6126 - Sep 23, 2010
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay's Siblings Jet Out Of Town Before Her Big Court Date - Sep 23, 2010
Ali Lohan Rocks Her Skinny Jeans In Venice - Mar 02, 2011
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Michael Lohan On Daughter Ali's Birthday: "I Wish I Was With Her" - Dec 22, 2010
Ali Lohan Receives Death Threats, State Department Worker Under Investigation - Oct 06, 2010
16-Year-Old Ali Lohan Strikes A Pose For 6126 - Sep 23, 2010
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay's Siblings Jet Out Of Town Before Her Big Court Date - Sep 23, 2010
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Comments
mine were tripple that by the time i was 13 so its possible!
She really needs to just stay in school! Wonder if mama dina ever started a real job.
At least she looks like she takes a shower. whats with the red bulls they take stock in them in that house?? Or no one wants to go near lindsay and thats the closest to blow they can get these days.
Maybe she couple make a couple bucks selling her azz on Hollywood and Vine.
You can tell by her looks she nothing but a little snot faced jr. high school drop out
Poor dumb little bitch is still pouty after the bouncers wouldn't let her worthless mommy and sister get her into Villa last night to get her drink on! Poor little dumb bitch!
nice gap between her two boobies....real boobs don't have 2 inches gap between them. It's obivous they're fake.
Easy target. What is your motive. This certainly is not news.
Who lets their 15 year old wear a shirt that low cut? She could have her own reality show called "I need a real mom"
the villa incident didn't happen last night, it happened last week, and X17online reported it (last week) before EVERYONE else
10:41 If she had a good mother that wouldnt be a problem but none of the Lohan kids have made it passed the 8th grade mommy doesnt care about her kids getting a education she just cares about them making money for her. Shes a pimp to her kids...right Mother Pimp/sleez Queen
10:21 Blo-han and her skank of a mother are teaching her to be a public nescenes.Theres no reason why she should be on her.Shes just a LITTLE girl who doesnt go to school.
Isn't it now spring break at many schools.
x17 is putting the Lohans to work this is there new relality show its called "Laughing At The Lohans" yipppee lohans got work now
WTF is up with a 15 year old drinking a RED BULL?! I bet she smokes already too!
10:33 she goes to school in Merrick Long Island and spring breask isnt till NEXT wedensday. Dina doesnt care if her kids dont go to school. I live and merrick and sorry to say I know of this crazzzzyy family
I can feel the pain of those through my computer screen.
This completely untalented little skank deserves NO media attention whatsoever.
yeah my youngest sister's chest was freakin huge by the time she was like 14! Girls are getting more developed earlier in life than before!!
This poor bitch is doomed. I'm glad.
The Blohans are stupid assholes, but some of these comments are ridiculously petty and immature. What is the big deal about a 15 yr old drinking a red bull?
Her sister had giant fat bags when she was that age too, so it is not suprising that she now has them.
The Lohans did Ali a disservice with their HOrrific "living lohan" show. She had some guy named Jeremy help her write a song, then after she recorded it, she decided that she did not like it, and she was so immature and bratty about the way she handled telling him, I would be suprsied if anyone would ever work with her again. In the end Dina had to clean up her mess, and it was just not a professional image to start her off. She is as stupid as her idiot sister when it comes to professionalism in the work place.
omg why can't people just leave her alone some of these comments are so hurtful and pathetic.she's just a 15 year old girl trying to live her life and enjoy sometime with her sister.as far as the schoool hoildays go she is either homeschooled or its her hoildays as many schools have between 1-2 weeks diffference in their hoildays but i think she is homeschooled as she was being bullied at school in living lohan.what the hell is wrong with a teenager havng red bull their are 10 year olds who have red bull.she looks great why do people always have to speculate if she has done things to her body.alot of 15 year olds have similar bodies to hers most people on here don't go to school or college so wouldn't know that her body is similar to that of an average teenager.go ali your awesome
Dina is the worst parent, dumb and lazy, she will turn her daughters in drunk/drugged whores only able to do porn
Michael is far from perfect, he likes to fight and scam, but he is smarter and more educated (he went to college), knows about the entertainment industry and would be the best parent to help his children pursue an acting career
I would like to know who is walking, feeding and loving all of the dogs that Ali aquired while filming Living Blohan. As far as I can tell, I only see her walking her dog of a sister, and clubbing with her dip shit mother.
Hey Dog Whisperer ! I need some advise. I have a 7 month old Puggle who pee pees in her crate EVERY day. I've tried feeding her in there and putting in a divider to limit her space... I get home from work to pee-pee pee-pee pee-pee. I know she is able to hold it cuz she does everynite, all nite (when she isn't crated) HELP!!
abncran, are you leaving her with an unlimited amount of water in her crate? If so, then the boredom of being in the crate might be possessing her to drink copious amounts of water, therefore leading to a over filled bladder which she cannot hold. Puppies have a tiny bladder as it is and you should really regulate the amount of water that you put in her crate.
DW, no water or food in her crate during the day... I just put her dry food in there when I feed her 7AM & 530PM as I was told she wouldn't pee where she eats, I leave her a chew toy in there but that is it
hmm, sounds like it may just be a behavoral problem then. I think she is telling you of her disdain for the crate. Is there anyway that you can let her run free in the house/apartment and not crate her? I know that when you work it is hard to get these things sorted out, and to figure out what works best, so keep trying different things, just don't give up.
11:13 is Alis WONDERFUL of a shit head mother. Home school my ass she really looks like shes hitting the books,And you DONT beleive in education not one of your kids have made it passed 8th grade you just care about money money money Merrick New York IS NOT in spring break right now NOT till next week. Dina you have two split personailtys in your comment.One minute your definding her the next your making like its not you. Your a SICK twisted cun*!!!! You know for a fact Ali had her Tits done so stop with your bullshit and SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY!!!!
abncran, I would also suggest that you take her on a long walk in the morning before you crate her, because an exercised dog is a happy and content dog! There are 3 rules: EXERCISE, DISCIPLINE & AFFECTION. in that order
TDW, Thanks... I usually take her for a nice long walk after work but I'm sure I can fit in a short one in the morning as well ... she is very cute & very bad ; )
TDW, Thanks... I usually take her for a nice long walk after work but I'm sure I can fit in a short one in the morning as well ... she is very cute & very bad ; )
I can't figure out if Nisha is 12, an illegal alien or Dina, what with all of the spelling and grammatical errors.
BTW genius, we all know what the average 15 year old looks like, shithead.
How about a nice cup o' STFU!!!!
12:57 Its "nut job" dina she makes like shes someone else. and you can tell 100% its her what do you want from a person who eats big bowls of dumbass every morning. like the STFU also iagree dina STFU!! its gonna take her awhile to fiure that one out she slow as shit lol
12:57 its the crazy mother sorry she cant spell her own name because she to never made it passed the 8th grade. not to hard to remeber dina she gets nisha out of that..lol plus thats what she wants her name to be when she makes it to hollywood LMFAO the hollywood never happen
Alright, i never comment here, but i must speak up on this one.
ALOT of 15 year old girls have boobs like that alright?
please remember that while we are still underage and very inmature most 15 year olds are almost completely developed, WE ARE PHYSICALLY ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN for gods sake
so stop treating her like shes ten instead of 15 and very well on her way to adulthood
remember back to when you were in high school
again, he boobs look perfectly average for a 15 year old, let her grow!
Ali cant go to school all the girls want to kick her ass, cause they dont care who her sister is Ali was walking around school like she was all that. bad move lil' girl Lohans make BAD decisions all the time.
2:08 see people its D I N A AGAIN dumb dumb you already comment that in your nisha 11:13 go back and read it you dumb ass all she ever does is repeat over and over again WE GET IT DINA SHE GOT A BOOB JOB WHEN SHE WAS 10 YRS. OLD NOW SHUT UP ALREADY STOP COMMENTING WE KNOW ITS YOU. DOES SPLIT PERSONAILTYS RUN IN THIS FAMILY OR WHAT
Should a 15 yr old walk around like that with her tits practically hanging out. I guess this is lesson number one at Dinas school of whoring.
Ali Lohan got a nose job, Botoxed/fish lipped/trout pout her lips & got some blue contacts for her brown eyes and last summer got a boob job after being flat as a board her, ali lohan magically "grew" just like her fake breasted sister.
i live in argentina and younger girls show much more than her they are REALLY SLUTTIES... so leave her alone... and if you think she or lindsay are uglies/ridiculuos google floggers... and then tell me. Thank You
Peace
2:42 its lesson #3 there up to. lesson #1 was going to clubs at he age of 15. Lesson #2 was prance around the paps when you need attention or want to see yourself on x17 But you are right she is in "The Dina School Of Whoring"
I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS 15 YEARS OLD!! I CANT STAND SEEING THIS. WHY IS SHE SHOWING HER TITS OUT LIKE THAT. GROSS, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS YOUNG GENERATION?? WHEN I WAS 15, I WAS KIND OF GOING ON 12 STILL, WHEN I WAS 20, I WAS GOING ON 16. WHEN I WAS 25, GOING ON 20, OK YOU GET THE POINT, I WAS IN NO RUSH AT ALL TO GROW UP, I WAS ALWAYS SO YOUNG A HEART, WHERE TODAY THESE YOUNG GIRLS, ARE MATURING WAY TO FAST!!! SLOW DOWN YOUR YOUTH IS SUCH A WONDERFUL THING, AND GOES BY SO FAST, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUSH IT. YOU WILL HAVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO BE AN ADULT WOMEN.
@6:54 There does seem to be more well endowed girls at a younger age than years past it seems...but with myspace and the like, the girls seem to be in competition on who can be the sluttiest!
Matbe it's the raging "whore moans" of todays more informed yet seemingly less intelligent youth.
STOP CRATEING YOUR DOG - IT'S SO MEAN. AT LEAST PAY SOMEONE TO COME IN THROUGHOUT THE DAY TO PLAY WITH THE PUP AND LET HIM RUN AROUND. THE CRATES ARENT MEANT TO BE THEIR HOME - THAT POOR LITTLE THING. I'LL TAKE HIM.
At 15 real or fake a young lady would cover them up and SLUT would show them off. Dina you should know better look what happend to your firstborn HO!
ha! this bitches that wrote this article are haters! just cuz she didnt smile..im not standing up for the lohans but the ppl who wrote this are stupid!
you want to know something shes a hore /bitch/ skank/slut and she'll do any thing for sex and i bet she has her own porn show and takes porn pics posts them on the internet
Dear Ali,
You have absolutely no right to be upset with photographers following you around. This is what you asked for you pathetic, fame-seeking child! You should be hounded by them for trying to use your sister's fame to make your way in the Hollywood world.
Those are fake that's why. I have implants and I know when other women have them too.
She looks like the Heidi hooker chick.
Why did Michael get a boob job?
what the hell is so newsworthy about her?
Ali is a hot teen chick and loves to show her boobies off but she is still underage so look but don't touch or sis and mom will nail your ass!
mmmmmmmmm
To all you haters: Is it really ruining your day so much that you feel better writing mean things about a 15-year old girl?
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!
15 will get you 30....years
Why are so many perverts staring at the chest
of a 15 year-old? Jealousy?
She might as well be on a pole when she's dressed like THAT.
In no way does this girl look like a slut, i see sluttier girls just driving around mia. And wtf are you guys always talking about fake boobs, cover up, that girl is only an Acup with a push up bra and that shirt is not slutty in any way shape or form. You guys need to be more realistic about this shit. Plus your making fun of a 15 year old, grow up.