Paris & Alli - New BFFs?

FIRST

FIRST

I hate Paris Hilton.

Yeah right, If there is one thing that Paris is good at (besides sex videos) is getting attention.

Alli is obviously learning from the 2 best (Paris & Britney) on how to become a media attention whore.

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poor brit... no more friend to support her :(

where's James Earl Ray when you need em!

oh wait... next!

Alli picked the wrong muff to munch this time she just contracted a raging case of herpes!

she will never out sell k fed's debut album

Look what happens to anyone who hangs out with Paris (Lindsay, Nicole, Britney).

Guess that means will be seeing Alli's no undies crotch shots and DUI arrest soon enough.

she better lose 25 lbs or so, she is a fuckin lil fatty, just like big sis SHITNEY

This is hilarious and I don't mean the video. X17 is seriously jealous of Alli being with Paris. That is so pathetic. They sound like a jilted lover.

LAX is moving to Las Vegas. At first I was wondering why the hell they would have the mess that is Britney Spears host a party but then I thought hey that is great publicity.

Britney is one of the most followed 'stars' in Hollywood so we know all of Hollywood's paparazzi is gonna head to Vegas for that weekend.

Not surprisingly, they used a really old picture of Brit for the flyer.

hollyscoop

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT ABOUT ALLI.

GUARANTEED SHE'S BE DUMPING BRITNEY'S ASS SOON.

"She truly believes someone wants to hurt her," says an insider quoted by the Bosh. Britney is freaking out over the crates of hate mail she?s been receiving lately, say sources. "Most of the letters are from mothers who say she is such a bad role model that it would be better if she had never been born," says an insider at her record label. "It?s made her extremely paranoid that everyone is out to get her."
Just because you're paranoid and promiscuous doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
So Spears did the natural thing in such a situation: she called for Israeli help.
Britney hired her own force of bodyguards to protect her and she herself has been studying Krav Maga, a hand-to-hand combat system developed in Israel. "Britney said she needed to learn how to protect herself and her kids," says the insider. "She said she's really nervous about the people that are always around her when she's out in public, and it freaks her out so much that she can't sleep at night."

source israelindiser

not even k fed would bang that, she is absolutely nasty and fugly, a complete nothing, a little stain on mommies sheets, go away alli, please go on a plane with Shitney and crash from 36,000 ft, PLEASE GO AWAY

Alli is a MAN or a TRANNY at the very least. Attention WHORE from HELL. Get your own life....and no one wants to listen to your "music". Sychophant!

Alli will have to lose all that pudge if she wants to be a popstar!

K-Fed got a job! TMZ has learned that Kevin Federline has signed on to guest star on the CW's hit show, "One Tree Hill."

Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided with his custody arrangements. We're told that he made it quite clear that if shooting interfered with seeing his kids, he would not be available. Nice daddy!

tmz

Alli seems sweet and genuine. Just cause she isn't doing drugs or posing naked and getting DUI's, we should hate her? Come on everyone, we need better more responsible celebrity role models. Lets love her until she fails, then we can bash her, but until then, lets welcome her.

Alli seems sweet and genuine. Just cause she isn't doing drugs or posing naked and getting DUI's, we should hate her? Come on everyone, we need better more responsible celebrity role models. Lets love her until she fails, then we can bash her, but until then, lets welcome her.

the vma do not want shitney there, she is not wanted

the vma do not want shitney there, she is not wanted

Alli is a nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody
a fat pudgy lil piece of shit, a hanger onto, if this fat lil nobody piece of cunt shit makes it, than i will come out and sing naked while bangin shitneys mother

Aw! Look at Paris Hiltons amazing dancemoves!! Awesome!! For real! She sure knows how to work it!!

And it must be hard. Cuz she has two overlarge giantic monsterfreak feets..

Aw! Look at Paris Hiltons amazing dancemoves!! Awesome!! For real! She sure knows how to work it!!

And it must be hard. Cuz she has two overlarge giantic monsterfreak feets..

AWWWWW so this is where all the dummies hang out, yep that's right just hang out and leave the important things to the smart people

AWWWWW so this is where all the dummies hang out, yep that's right just hang out and leave the important things to the smart people

KEVIN FEDERLINE THIS IS THE WOMAN YOU CLAIMED TO LOVE. I can
understand tough love but if Britney is as insecure as they say then SHE NEEDS YOU IN HER CORNER ENCOURAGING HER, BUILDING HER UP.

Marriage does not end just cause it is tough but the tough keep
fighting for each other.

Kevin you were very arrogant when you married Britney. You abused her money to do things that are totally against
married life. She is probably at fault for giving too much to you so
soon BUT IT IS YOUR TURN TO GIVE BACK TO HER.

I remember You cried saying how much you loved her. SO IT IS TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PROVE IT.

You and Britney are being taken for a ride with these attorneys. It is there job to elongate this all out cause it makes them more money. Attorneys never want their clients talking or reconciling. FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE I CAN SAY THAT WITH ALL CONFIDENCE.

You KEVIN can make a huge impact on the world and on each other to reach out, dig deep, humble yourself before God and each other and do all that is necessary to make this relationship
work.

Kevin and Britney you need each other more than you need fame, money, the fake friends you both have around you now, your boys need BOTH of YOU.

Both of you have made huge mistakes in this whole thing so grow up and forgive each other. It never hurts to be the bigger person and reach out to the wounded and love them till they hurt no
more.

KEVIN AND BRITNEY WILL MAKE MORE MONEY TOGETHER but apart they will be broke in the near future.

PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY
LOVE YOU MORE OF BIG LOVE

So that why Britney had teary eyes. She wasn't invited to Paris' Beach Party! But, Alli was. That must have hit her hard

We want more Alli. When does her first cd release?

Yeah BFF's all right;

Bunch of F'n Fools!!!

Hugh Heffnr and Paris Hilton dance exactly the SAME! Mayber someone should get some new moves???

Hugh Heffner and Paris Hilton have the same dance moves. Somebody needs to update thie dancig abilities and fast!!!!

Paris Hilton Pics Here

middle click to open in a new tab: you wouldn't wanna leave X17!

I am so sick of Paris Hilton. I wish she would just go far far away. She is a big stupid waste of space. Puke! Barf! Gag! Ick! Vomit! Blah!

I can't believe all the famous "A-Listers" at Paris's house party.

WHAT PATHETIC SOCIAL CLIMBERS!

Paris shouldn't dance in public. Take some lessons from Britney!

Parass needs to get back on her ADDERALL to "speed up" losing some of that tonage she's put on.

Did no one else notice Paris's fat gut in that picture? Get thee to a gym, ho-skank, and this time for more than a photo op.

I've never seen someone so desperate for attention.

I would stick a hot poker up my ass and chop my dick off if I could lick the cocks that have been in Alli's pussy.

Alli Simms is the sexiest, most beautiful woman on the planet.

Here we go, its that 'let's mock Alli and Paris because we're jealous' time. God you people are so sad and pathetic, why don't you get a life or something.

Oh alright then, I'll join in.

If you spell 'alli simms' backwards you get 'smmis illa' which translates from ancient Aramaic as;

'She who clenches performing golden moles betwixt the cheeks of her butt'.

BTW, which joker thought it would be a giggle to tell Paris that the 'Mexican Transexual' look was in this year. The last time I saw something like that it was on a float with a big bunch of flowers in its hands, shouting "Hola! Gringos!".

ALLI: please be strong and say the right things in court to save BRITNEY!
´Couse the others wont do it.

paris looks like she is gainig weight

If Britney was cleaver, she would have stop going on to keep her boys and if she wanted to really protect them she would leave LA and built an other life far from superficial drugs tentation night world!

She wants Israel protection for what?When you are drinking in front of your babies you can asked for the army protection, actually the danger is coming from her!!!She still didn't get it???

alli looks cute here, i'm glad to see that Paris didn't invite Britney.

WTF, Paris is nothing in this world, I cant believe how she stands and models for the paparazzi it is sooooooo stupid of her!

BTW Alli needs to lose SERIOUS AMOUNT OF POUNDS!!! WTFFFF She was the only one NOT WEARING A BIKINI ON THE BEACH! LOL

Is ti just me or is Alli's head too small for her body? Pea head!! She looks like a little troll media whore!!