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But Goddesses Don't Age!
Posted on Wed Jun 3, 2009 03:55 PM PDT

It's true, even Angelina "Queen of the World" Jolie gets older. The actress slash humanitarian turns 34 tomorrow - I wonder what she'll do (with Brad, of course) to celebrate!
In the meantime, let's count how many more things Angie has than her media rival Jen Aniston: Babies, tattoos, hit films... the list goes on and on!
That being said, is it just me or has Angelina been looking a little wax-like lately?
And as an early b-day present, Ms. Jolie has been named by Forbes to be the most powerful celeb in the world, thus knocking Oprah out of the top spot. Congrats!
Wow, quite a big honor!
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Comments
hate her...she can go to hell...
Nation Inquirer just annonced Brad and Angie split!!! Is that a joke or what?!!
if it's true...let's celebrate!!!
uhhhh there is some massive botox going on there, explains that wax-like look
uhhhh there is some massive botox going on there, explains that wax-like look
Voted MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD. Her weightiness Oprah came in at #2.
When Hollywood's leading men - who are used to seeing beautiful women - comment on just how beautiful Jolie is then you'd best believe it.
If she even walked through some of our towns, there would be so many accidents the cops would need a month to finish up their paperwork.
She's beautiful AND smart. End of story.
4:24 - You've obviously never seen a botox job in person, and you're really too stupid to respond to.
She is gorgeous. Weird, wearing vials of blood and french kissing her brother...but, gorgeous none the less.
Is she lactating in the bottom right picture or something? What's up with the stain on her left boob? Random observations aside ... as wierd or as "cold" as many people think she might be, I still think she's gorgeous. I've liked her since GIA. Sorry to disappoint the haters.
GODDESS!! The one female every female wished she looked like..those that think different r full of SHIT & jealous as F***!
If she gets botox good for her she's still the most beautiful person women pay thousands for plastic surgery to be this gorgeous
Why does JA always have to be mentioned whenever AJ is? Get over it...she has.
One ugly woman. Never was attractive. yuck.
i like her i think she's gorgeous. she's sweet.
i think it's a bit far fetched that she's more powerful than oprah, is anybody more powerful than oprah i don't think so.
she looks a little sad.
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this woman looks like she has about ten pounds more of the wrong color foundation plopped on her face. who did this tragic makeup application? whats with the hideous red lips? she looks like she just ate a froz-fruit bar or something. and the hair looks greasy. im sorry- she usually does look good but in these pictures, she looks like a greasy dirty 3rd world pauper- maybe thats the look she was going for tho- seing how she's all wordly and all.
Does she have a receding hairline? Her forehead looks HUGE.
She's definitely not ugly, but she's not the most beautiful woman in the world either, by far! I'd much rather look like Monica Belucci or Halle Berry. I don't understand the hype surrounding her. I could see if she was a better actress, it would makes sense if she was getting a lot of press, but she's terrible. Too bad we share the same Birthday...
that's what drinking blood will do! fucking homewrecker!
she definetly beautifull. Congrats Angie.
So,she's 34 and still hot and beautiful as ever. Happy Birthday ! Angelina.
Trust me! this wench has had much more than a nose job,done.
It's that spray on makeup. I had it done for a wedding and looked like a wax figure in all the pictures. I still looked better than the other girls though!
She looks older than 34. Yes I agree
she looks wax like. Maybe it is because
she looks so hard. I sure don't find
her to be that beautiful. Her forehead
is huge, her legs and arms are way too
thin.
Sexy, Beautiful, kind, COOL,smart Hot,talented, mysterious, (keeps every other bitch in Hollyweird on their toes), Irresistable. (Just the mention of her name causes heads to turn, and stories to be read). The one and only incomparable: Angelina Jolie- love her and wish her a Happy birthday.
All delusional bitch who said that Angelina is ugly must have their eye fix ASAP. If Angelina is UGLY then there will be no more UGLY people in the world. SHE's beautiful, smart, great talent, got beautiful 6 kids and brad pitt at her bed everynight... deal with it HATERS!!!
She has a old man, past his prime, trying to complete with her, spending
more and more time trying to make
himself famous, six kids that she doesn't have time to spend with because
she is too busy being famous, no close
friends, no pernament address, and she
and her boy friend both look about ten
years older than they are. She does
look like a wax figure anymore. I am
sure they weren't real pleased that Rob
P got more attention in Cannes than they
did. Brad didn't even get recognized in
the film, another actor did. Brad is
just hanging on Angelina now, trying to
stay in the picture. He won't leave her. The only time we see the kids is
when they need publicity and Brad sure
hasn't stayed home to take care of them
while she is working. The nannies are
the care givers. Doesn't sound like
much of a life to me.
There are hundreds of women prettier
than her. She used to be but lately
she looks about 45. To much make up,
trashy dress, loads of tattoos, huge
forehead, stick arms and legs. She
needs botox, plastic surgery or some-
thing.
she looks more like 47 than 34.
Jen had the last laugh...lol
OMG not trying to hate but she looks in her mid-40's. Halle Berry looks younger than she does. Wow she doesn't look in her 30's, sad...
I wonder how anyone can be delighted with this trashy ugly woman who looks like a zombie, can't act and has so obviously fake personality. Are people crazy, on drugs or just brainwashed when they call her "gorgeous, sexy, great mother, great person" etc.?? No wonder she and Oprah get so much money when the world is full of idiots.
yes, Botox +! She's annoying. Pretty, but not beautiful.
Even though Jen is older- Angelina looks much older than Jen.
SHE LO0KS LIKE GREASE-PITT! HALLE BERRY looks 100 times better!!!
SHE LO0KS LIKE GREASE-PITT! HALLE BERRY looks 100 times better!!!
she looks nasty.
WRONG SHE (ANGIE) DOESN'T have better seller (hit) films her films end up at video stores in 3 months , get your facts right..
This woman is all arms and legs kinda like a black widow spider, ... the red lipstick looks cartoonish..
In Touch and Enquirer reporting her marriage to Brad is over. Who didn't see this one coming? She's working all the time. He's stuck with 6 kids. Brad's not getting the attention he wants!
Brad isn't staying at home with the kids
much. He has been running around advertising himself all year too.
Kate and Jon spend more time with their
kids than this couple does. In the
pictures Brad and Angelina always look
kinda dirty lately. Are they saving on
water?
She and Brad won't break up. They might
hate each other, spend all their time
making movies and get together for the
publicity but they won't give up the
power trip they are on. The more they
try to out do each other, the less
time the kids get. Great life for
them. Look at them, fake as can be
but the show will go on. I don't
think they are happy or they would
look better than they do.
This woman has done so much in her life, I can't believe she's only 34!
Her face looks sweaty but still gorgeous in those pictures.
She has perfect features, and those lips are to die for!
If she has had plastic surgery to look like then I need the name of her PS ASAP!!!
Congratulations to the most amazing celebrity of the world!! She is really amazing.... so attractive and enigmatic... May God bless her!
She is disgusting in every way
I agree with others, she does look greasy and dirty! I've noticed during red carpet events, she has the same look, like she hasn't showered or washed her hair, just got dressed & had the make-up spread on! Yes, the red lipstick is a bit much. When you have her lips, you don't put bright red on them along with the wax look, the face then becomes "been out all night on my back hooking, ran home, changed clothes & put on new make-up on top of old make-up & sweat"!!!
Both Brad and Angelina look like they stink
She looks like a tranny, as usual.
She looks like a tranny, as usual.
Wow, it's her birthday and all the haters come out. Didn't your mother teach you - If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Funny how all the haters come out in full force when anything is said about her. Angelina, Congrats to you!! Happy Birthday!! You look wonderful in my opinion, best when you have no makeup and are just natural. I was a rebel in my youth, and I have changed so much. I was always real and true to myself, didn't let others opinion bother me in the least. I raised 2 kids by myself, and I am proud to be a mother and now a grandmother. Too much hate in this world!! Angelina, you are a wonderful, beautifully talented woman, a great mother and Brad Pitt's love of his life (words from Brad himself!!) Best of wishes to you and your lovely family!!!