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Ben Affleck Flies Solo
Posted on Sun Sep 5, 2010 09:55 AM PDT
Looks like Jennifer Garner is on mommy duty until he gets back!
The Town star was spotted flying out of LAX alone yesterday, and we still think he's one of the hottest dads in Hollywood, but he already looks jetlagged here, and he hadn't even made it through security yet! Maybe a little time away from LA will do him some good?
Stress in his marriage perhaps?
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He is on his way to the Venice Film festival...to Premiere his movie
The Town Movie...Where is the rest
of the cast...oh right they have tv
shows to do..and Jeremy Renner??Rebecca
Hall..Hope they all show up...!!!
Maybe having the X17 pap-rats out of his face will do him some good.
he's gonna see his mistress "Ted"
Who can blame him for not wanting to go home to the wrong Jen.
...he suffered from DIARRHOEA.
The right Jenn was the white Jenn. Ben did not want a skin bleached, nose jobbed, dyed blond POOR-HOE-REEK-(garbage)CAN wife. He wanted a real beautiful European woman and he found one in Jennifer Garner.
Look at Ben & Garner's kids then look at the twin spider monkeys JLO gave birth to. Case closed. Ben did not want Spiclett children.
Look at Ben & Garner's kids then look at the twin spider monkeys JLO gave birth to. Case closed. Ben did not want Spiclett children.
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BEN AFFLECK ON THE COVER OF A TABLOID MAGAZINE (West Hollywood)
Date: 2010-09-06, 1:37PM PDT
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In an effort to promote for his upcoming thriller "The Town", actor Ben Affleck has agreed to sit down for a photo shoot for the cover of a tabloid magazine last week. The photographer who would take Ben Affleck's picture was 10 minutes late. He eventually showed up at the studio with his 3 years old daughter who carried a little Talkie Teddy Bear with her. After telling the actor that he was sorry for being late, the photographer set up the lights, the backdrops, and the camera's lens. A makeup artist took good care of actor Ben Affleck's face and attires. The photographer then discuss with Ben about the photo shoot before he clicked the camera:
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Mr. Affleck, tell me if you have an idea for this photo shoot, just think about something that is related to your new movie.
BEN AFFLECK: Well, its' easy and simple. I played the leader of the robbers in this movie, I want to pose with a rifle in my hands.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh no Mr. Affleck, American people today are very paranoid. You have a stony look and you has grown a beard, now you want to pose with a rifle in your hands, some American fellows would relate you to the Al Queda or Osama bin Laden if they saw your picture.
BEN AFFLECK: All right, forget about the rifle. Since I played the bank robber, let me pose with a big bag of money in my hands.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Uh... let's see. Uh... I don't think that is a good idea either because we are living in a hard time now. There has been a lot of people who are unemployed. Some of those desperate people might think about robbing a bank if they saw you holding a big bag of bank money on the magazine's cover.
BEN AFFLECK: Damn..... It's tough. How about me posing with that chick Blake Lively sitting on my lap?
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh no no, Mr. Affleck, you are married with children. Don't even think about that. Most female moviegoers don't like seeing a married man flirting around with his sexy costar.
BEN AFFLECK: Ouch! I has lost a chance to carry this young chick in my arms. I feel bored now. Hey man, you have any idea about this photo shoot, tell me.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S LITTLE DAUGHTER: Daddy, hurry up. I want you to fix the button on the back of the Talkie Teddy Bear for me. He won't speak when I push the button.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Excuse me, Mr. Affleck. Le me see, my little princess. Here, he can speak now.
THE TALKIE TEDDY BEAR: Hi, my name is Benjamin, Junior. I am a teddy bear. I am a male teddy bear. I don't have a male genital because I am a teddy bear. Please give me a male genital because I am a male teddy bear. Huhuhu.
BEN AFFLECK: What the f...ck! Hey little girl, please turn your talkie teddy bear off. Your daddy and I are working now.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S LITTLE DAUGHTER: Huhuhu,...... Daddy....... Huhuhu.......
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Mr. Affleck, she is just a kid. Let her play with the talkie teddy bear and we can work without being interrupted.
BEN AFFLECK: All right, little princess, go ahead playing with your teddy bear.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S LITTLE DAUGHTER: My teddy bear, my talkie teddy bear, talk to me now, my baby!
THE TALKIE TEDDY BEAR: Hi, my name is Benjamin, Junior. I am a teddy bear. I am a male teddy bear. I don't have a male genital because I am a teddy bear. Please give me a male genital because I am a male teddy bear. Huhuhu.
BEN AFFLECK: Shut up, bastard! Are you making fun of my dickless son? Shut up, shut up, shut up! I am gonna tear you apart, f...cking talkie teddy bear!
THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S LITTLE DAUGHTER: Huhuhu.... Daddy...... Huhuhu....
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Now now, my darling daughter, let me see. Mr. Affleck, I've just gotten this idea: Why don't you pose with this talkie teddy bear. Just take a deep breath, calm down. Now you sit down on this chair, hold this talkie teddy bear close to your chest, look straight to the camera, and smirk, yes yes. So how do you feel? You feel soft and peaceful, don't you? Isn't the teddy bear sweet? Isn't he cute?
BEN AFFLECK: Uh... ok. I think I can hold him as long as he shuts his mouth.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER: Now, do it again. Hold him close to your heart, look straight to the camera, smirk. Ready! Click! All right, we're done. This photo shoot is really really touchy. For the first time, everybody will see a brand new Ben Affleck, a soft side of Ben Affleck, a changing Ben Affleck after getting married. This photo shoot will make headlines soon, my dear friend Ben Affleck.
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Ben Affleck looks like he is chroniccally conspitated. Jennifer Garner likes to show her white butt cracks to the cameras.
Ben and Jen Affleck are a sleazy couples. Jennifer Garner looks ten years older than Ben Affleck after 5 years of marriage. Jennifer Garner is a needy wife and Ben Affleck is a playboy. No wonder Jen ages so fast since she is afraid of losing a promiscuous husband to some other women, maybe some younger, beautiful costars. Ben Affleck is a white trash actor and jennifer garner is a miserable Amish woman with two young children (the older one looks good, but the younger one looks ugly and tough).
Jennifer looks beautiful and young at the age of 41, Jennifer Garner looks ugly and old at 38. Jennifer Lopez is stylist, elegant, well-dressed, happy-looking; Jennifer Garner is sleazy, dirty, amish-looking, tightwad. Jennifer Lopez looks like a million bucks, Jennifer Garner looks like a desperate single mother with two young children. Jennifer Garner has two healthy, cute babies; Jennifer Garner has one pretty girl and one ugly girl. Marc Antony is a very lovable person, Ben Affleck is a promiscuous playboy who likes to sleep around with his younger and beautiful costars if he could.
September 7, 2010 10:43 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Jennifer Lopez looks beautiful and young at the age of 41, Jennifer Garner looks ugly and old at 38. Jennifer Lopez is stylist, elegant, well-dressed, happy-looking; Jennifer Garner is sleazy, dirty, amish-looking, tightwad. Jennifer Lopez looks like a million bucks, Jennifer Garner looks like a desperate single mother with two young children. Jennifer Lopez has two healthy, cute babies; Jennifer Garner has one pretty girl and one ugly girl. Marc Antony is a very lovable person, Ben Affleck is a promiscuous playboy who likes to sleep around with his younger and beautiful costars if he could.
Ben Affleck is a white trash; he is arrogant, promiscuous, self-centered, untalented, sleazy, mean-spirited. His wife Jennifer Garner looks like a dirty homeless women with two young kids on her back. She wears low cut jean and she squats wherever she wants. She showed her butt cracks. That is disgusting. She looks like a plumber's wife because she shows her butt cracks. Ben Affleck's brother Casey Afffleck is so hideous and untalented, too.
Ben Affleck is the worst actor in Hollywood. He is a horrible human being and his wife and kids are no better.
It looks like Jenifer will stay with him no matter how unhappy he is or she is. Some people stay together for other reasons unknown. He looks happy with out her though..