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Britney's Private Dance Practice?

Posted on Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:14 PM PDT

BSPEARSFITNESS012508_01.jpgBritney Spears BSPEARSFITNESS012508_02.jpg Like most of you, we were a little surprised to hear that the Queen B had to use 24 Hour Fitness as a makeshift dance studio last night. (After all, if she can get Kitson opened at the crack of midnight, wouldn't you think she could do the same for Millenium?)

As it turns out, however, the pop princess' privacy wasn't in any danger of being invaded - the gym set Britney up with a private room.

Thank goodness - after all, if she's rehearsing for another music video (her wished-for reshoot for "Piece Of Me", perhaps? We did spot a camcorder in Britney's bag...) we'd hate for anyone to get a sneak peek at Brit's moves before us!



BSPEARSFITNESS012508_03.jpg Who wants a piece of Britney?

BSPEARSFITNESS012508_05.jpg We can't wait to see what she came up with!

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Posted by: Anonymous

Hm, i like Britney



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFEDS CD&SIGN BOOK

We all know that money can't buy her any "class" but Lord, they opened KITSON for her in the middle of the night - WHY THE HELL CAN'T SHE CHANGE HER CLOTHES??? Are they the only jeans that will fit her, now that she's stretched them out for a few days????? Ok - I get that....gross, but I get it - so what is the "excuse" for the shirt??? NASTY - and it just keeps getting worse!



Posted by: Anonymous

Though a reshoot of Piece of Me would be wonderful, her next single is Hot As Ice.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is so dirty! nasty whore



Posted by: Anonymous

oy



Posted by: Anonymous

'...wouldn't you think she could do the same for Millenium?)'

Looks like Millenium is as fed up as the rest of the world with this batshit crazy ass b*tch.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFEDS CD&SIGN BOOK

Since when do they have stripper poles at the gym???



Posted by: P

She's a diva in her own mind, one of them anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

"...wouldn't you think she could do the same for Millenium?)"

I'm sure Millenium is as fed up as the rest of the world with this bats*it crazy*ss b*tch.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT, BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN "RANDOM" DISCUSSION POST

P
LOL - but actually, I think BRITISH BRIT, PINK "hair" BRIT and GENERALLY UNFIT BRIT - all believe they are the shit! It's the definition of "shit" that she needs help with.....



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh you guy's are definately on her pay roll or in cahoots. Come on! The bitch is high on some shit, speaking in her british accent, getting some meds at rite aid, and now your saying she's doing some moves for some video???
Yeah right! She's doing moves alright but it ain't for no video that's for damn sure. This woman is a DONE DEAL. That's it for her! She's DONE. Brit and, Michael the wacko better put up those dancing shoes. LOL!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO at P. Aint it the truth..



Posted by: Anonymous

Sam the enabler is sure to be there. Carla is back. She gained weight while Britney lost weight. Guess the new assistant couldn't cut it. She didn't look like she was going to go for whatever goes on in this crazy women's life.



Posted by: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! You're just inundating us with drivel about a washed up crazy ex-teen popstar. STOP!

Who cares what her every move is? WHO CARES what this nut does? Give us NEWS but how much can you plaster this bitch up on your site with no real news or substance?

You're like her. Mad that Kaplan thinks (knows)that you and Sam/Britney are in cahoots so you torture US with post after post of pictures to thumb your nose at the court.

Damn....there really is other real celebrity news happening. Honest. Read TMX for details.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think we are going to get tired of that white purse, because she is going to use it AGAIN and AGAIN, just like she wears a couple of pairs of ugly brown boots over and over. For someone who spends so much money on clothes, she sure seems to be seen in a lot of the same old things. She must also wreck a lot of tops because she stretches the neck opening over her shoulders.

I hate the red lipstick -- it just makes her look clownish and whorish.

She really is unbelievably classless and tasteless in her clothing style and appearance



Posted by: Anonymous

TJ - ROFLMAO
That is so true!



Posted by: Anonymous

AS LONG AS YOU KEEP BRINGING MORE MONEY TO USA FROM EUROPE IM COOL!!!
DO ALL YOUR CRAZY NAST SHIT BRIT!!!

JUST BRING THE EUROS TO USA!!!

MAKE EUROPEAN MONEY COME TO US!!!

SELL YOUR NASTY PICS TO EUROPE WOOHOOO



Posted by: Anonymous

What's up with the red marks on her right hand?



Posted by: Anonymous

With all the money she has.. you would think she would have some nicer clothes. She wears the same crap over and over.. does she even take a shower?? Nasty.



Posted by: Anonymous

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED, NOT HEATH!!!!!!!!!!! :(



Posted by: Anonymous

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring



Posted by: billy

I hard that she was there working with some people from Konami on a new video game called "Dunce Dance Revolution"?



Posted by: billy

I heard that she was there working with some people from Konami developing a new video game called "Dunce Dance Revolution"?



Posted by: just sayin'

Talk about dunce? Nice double post, billy!



Posted by: Trisha

She's so in shape lately, she looks stunning!



Posted by: SA

She must be very anemic, she's so white. Almost vampire white, LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

PLEASE X17 LET BRITNEY KNOW THAT ADNAN IS PLAYING THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGES SHE LEFT ON HIS PHONE TO THE INSIDER AND ET. HE IS TALKING ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ON TV.

HE IS A USER AND HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF.

LET HER KNOW PLEASE, NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER LET HER KNOW HE IS USING HER.

PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER TO BE WITH THAT ASSHOLE ADNAN!!!!!



Posted by: juju

Don't you people get it, nobody gives a fuck about Britney's Spears music. She is a total joke. The public has lost all respect for this girl. She is garbage. Any women that gives up her kids the way she has, can go straight to hell. She lost her kids because she didn't give a fuck about them period.



Posted by: X17 is just like all the rest! Britney is not there freind shes a meal ticket

X17, which sold $2.5 million worth of Spears photos in 2007, estimated that shots of the singer represent 30 percent of its revenue, while rival agency Splash News pegged Spears' value at closer to 10 or 15 percent of its business.



Posted by: Anonymous

Carla has been piggin out on tacos, and juju is right. No one gives a shit about her music. She is a joke in the industry and the public. She is a straight up joke.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yep she's a meal for them and Sam too. Look at him..just her EVERYTHING man. Adnan is trying to get a divorce. Britney is pushing him to make it happen.



Posted by: kelly

Damn this bitch lives at rite aide...thats three times in one night. GO HOME HOE...STAY OUT OFF THE STREETS FOR A WHILE..big ass house you ain't got a damn gym to work out in...



Posted by: Anonymous

I before E...friend.

She didn't call to open Kitson's. The clothing executive visiting her called. Seems he wanted to look at some of their clothes being sold there. Kitson's has told them to call at any hour and they will open for them.

Heath Ledger lost his child. His baby mama broke up with him because of his continued drug use. When she left, baby left, too.

Madonnna's British accent is caused by which drug?

You people are such whiny bitches. Now you complain about where she works out or has dance practice? Frankly, my dears, it's none of your business at all. None of her life is any of your business. If she didn't call you or invite you along, butt out.



Posted by: Anonymous

Don't worry x17. Everyone knows you will get the first shot. After all you are so far up her ass I wonder if you have shit streaks on your faces. Post a pic and let us see. We all know she is either paying you or you are sharing the profits of the pics you sell with the skank. Please.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah that's right kelly. And you fuck face 1:12 who you calling whinny? Suck my dick!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHUT UP STINKY BITCH!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:12 - are you fucking lost? This is a public comment board for opinions. This is not a Shitney Spears fan site. And you are deluding yourself if you don't think Madonna does drugs. Heath's wife did leave him because of drugs. That's the same reason Shitney lost her kids.... Drugs and alcohol. Deal with it bitch.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm grateful every day that I am not YOU. And it's whiny, not whinny. Horses whinny, you whine when you are whiny. You people will never become literate or educated. You're just a bunch of ignorant hateful slobs. I pity you, a little bit. You could change your lives, straighten yourselves up, get help. Perhaps a remedial educational course and some church attendance might help your general presentation in life, as right now you are definitely sub-standard. I address no particular person, just those who continue to write filth and hate and manage to do so in a fairly illiterate manner. You're rather disgusting, but you don't even know it. In your own small way, in your tiny corner of the world, you're much more disgusting than the people you try to write about.



Posted by: Anonymous

"If she didnt call or invite you along"? ... Shut the fucking fuck up!
Shit this is X17 plastering her pics all over to make money not us, stupid bitch! If she wants people to butt out maybe her whiny ass should stop calling people and inviting them along to take her pictures to sell all over. She should stop trying to kidnap kids from school and telling people she has no friends. Stupid fucking 1:12 whore!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:34
DITTO, Why don't you hop on over to Breatheheavy? They love her nasty ass there. You will fit right in with the other Shitney whiners.



Posted by: Anonymous

yeah stupid 1:12 whore!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:34....STFU...plain and simple and literate. SHUT YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS MOUTH!



Posted by: Anonymous

Correction 1:34 whore. You ARE a horse...therefore you do Whinny!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:34 the first one...



Posted by: Anonymous

January 25, 2008 1:40 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

who raped you????????????????



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Posted by: Anonymous

1:12 and 1:34 first one ... I could sit here all day long and hurl insults to you! But, I would first like to know, are you Carla? You Fat Fuck.....



Posted by: kelly

Wow, i see you have great advice for people on a message board but your defending someone who chooses not to stirghten her own self, educate her own self or even bathe her own self half the time. While you try and take an educated route you seem to have forgotten your on a gossip type site so your pretty much no diffent than anyone else commenting here. if you choose to defend any action she does defend it on britneyspears.com.......oh wait i forgot she dosn't have enough respect for her fans anymore to keep that website up.



Posted by: bow down to the NEW QUEEN

WHO CARES ABOUT THIS FAT OLD WHORE?
MILEY CYRUS IS GONNA BE HOT STUFF WHEN SHE GETS OLDER HUH? HEART-BREAKER...FUTURE INTERNATIONAL POPQUEEN OF THE WORLD, ALL HAIL MILEY BITCHES!



Posted by: Anonymous

I have never been raped..unless you mean S&M style! That was fun!



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

1:34 you are an unhappy person ... take it out on yourself.... most of us are just having fun.. remember what that is?



Posted by: Anonymous

Fuck you 1:34! Calling us uneducated. Drown in my cum!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is a talentless whore! she has to be the most over-rated person in the industry. she got by on good marketing, her body and publicity stunts. Now that her looks and handlers have gone, she only has her tabloid whoring. Her music is teenybopper, she hasn't even grown, she is still doing the same old crap, only now she looks like a haggared 46 year old.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh my, the jest part has been forgotten ... but it is truly sad that it is Britney fans that have been forgotten by Britney herself...the cruelest of all hurt! Boo-hoo-hoo...sorry ass bitches.



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney's fans just can't deal with the fact that she is over. DONE. No matter how much you defend her, no one cares. The WORLD knows the truth. She proves it more and more everyday. She is a washed up, has been whore. Get out of your denial. It makes you look stupid. Haters are realists. They don't shut their eyes to what they see right in front of their face. The fans are the fools.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just keep supporting Shitney 1:12...she will continue to shit on you...you like it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney and Jacko the Wacko should have a kid...



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

why does she need to get gas everyday? anyone know?



Posted by: NOBODY LIKES TRAINWRECKS!!! SHITNEY DISAPPEAR!!!

SITNKNEY WONT EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!

SHE IS SO DONE! HER MUSIC SUCKS! HER BODY SUCKS! HER FACE SUCKS EVEN MORE! WHICH IS WORSE EVEN HER FAMILY THINK SHE SUCKS BECAUSE SHE IS A CRACKHEAD!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Its winter bitches she is gunna be white. I would hate to see your ass!

Looks like somebody has started working nights probaly in hopes of avoid so many paps! Cant blame the girl. Once she will get help she will be ok and be on tv telling everyone about her tremendous downfall and how she over came it. It happens alot to stars u just dont see it like u do with her EXAMPLE MY FAVORITE MARIAH CAREY! she suffered from post pardum depression and disappeared for like 2 years. Bet u didnt think bout now huh?



Posted by: Anonymous

Thank you "kelly" who the hell is that 1:34 calling us uneducated? Fuck you!



Posted by: Whatever u want to call me

I agree with 1:12... I feel bad for every young hollywood who is trying to make a life in this business... It doesn't matter what they do it will always get turned around to make it look bad... and who can be sane and do 'normal' things when u have these nasty ppl following u around trying to capture u doing something that they can make money off in public... I feel bad for Britney and everyone else who is living this life. But I feel worse for the ppl who is buying this shit and is supporting it... Get over it.. just because they have money dosen't mean that they are perfect and can't make mistakes.



Posted by: Tiffo

PRIVATE??? It is a 24 hour gym!!! Only crazy comes out that late!



Posted by: Britarded

She is fuckin stupid.

Bitch thinks shes cold as fire, hot as ice.

Hey Karla, tell Shitney ice is cold!

Oh yeah, mariah suffered from Post partum alright.

Dumbass.

mariah Carey doesn't have kids.



Posted by: Anonymous

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF MARIAH CAREY DISAPPEARED!!! NOT LIKE THE MEDIA WHORE SHITNEY!!!! SHE CANT GO OUT WITHOUT CALLING ALL THE PAPS TO FOLLOW HER!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Whatever you want to call is the same 1:34 that is insulting us in here calling us uneducated. Again FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITNEY!!! Go to her house and see if she gives a shit about you. She won't even share her meth with you. Kick you to the curb.



Posted by: Anonymous

booooooooooooooooring next whore to talk about please!!!

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She shouldn't have to disappear dumb ass the dumb ass paps need to get of her ass. People handle problems diffrent ways! Didnt u learn that in school?



Posted by: Anonymous

she goes to gas stations all the time to use the bathroom to do drugs



Posted by: Anonymous

If the judge in her custody case truly has those children's best interest in mind, he would completely sever all Bridiot's access to the boys.

Can you imagine what their school years are going to be like? Even if they're home-schooled, they'll still get teased about their birth mother when they go out. Kids can be ruthless.

Kevin should take those kids, and disappear forever. I would change their names and make sure she never had access to them again. I wish them the best of luck in life, they're going to need it.



Posted by: Anonymous

it's britney bitch! she has to disappear because although people handle problems in different ways sometimes you learn from others mistakes and from others success!!!!

In this case since shitney has no brains other than to be a slut she has to follow good examples from others!

and yeah MANY other things than that I learned in university!



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney is going to OD in her sleep any day now Britards so get your tissues out because she's already dead. A Zombie walking the streets of LA with her dealers. She's DEAD ALREADY!
Hanah Montana is the new pop queen. She's young, she's fresh, and she has a voice!



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

she is up all night and sleeps all day what does that spell?



Posted by: just saying

hanna montana is ugly sorry...i dont like britney but i think hanna montana is too ugly to be a pop princess...



Posted by: Anonymous

It spells Coke or Meth. These damn Shitney supporters are so fucking stupid. Shitney is OLD NEWS! She's burnt out!!! Smells looks like shit. She stinks! It's over!
She might just die tonight!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:34

I am alarmed and disgusted by your trite post's appallingly substandard sentence structure! Oh, my!



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

drugs is the likely choice.. I guess the drugs are pretty good to give your kids up for.



Posted by: Anonymous

i agree this bitch is boring...unless she showers or something everyday is the same with shitney.....................



Posted by: Anonymous

SYMPTOMS OF A METH ADDICT

Rapid, unintelligible speech • Poor hygeine • Carelessness about appearance • Gazing, blank stare • Acne, sores, scabs • Dry, translucent skin • Brittle hair • Bites fingernails, fidgets, picks at skin • Dilated pupils • Tooth decay • Frequently misses work and appointments • Impaired judgment • Respiratory disorders • Passing out, equilibrium problems • Lives in their own world • Repetitive, compulsive behavior • Frivolous spending • Pushes away friends and family • Paranoia, anxiety, phobic disorders • Psychosis • Rapid weight loss • Can't sleep • Extreme sex drive • Belligerence • Hysteria • Morals and values diminish • Premature aging • Obsessive lying • Disorganized lifestyle • Irritability, nervousness • Aggression • Emotional highs and lows • Severe depression.



Posted by: Anonymous

JUSTIN SAVE BRITNEY PLEASEEEEE SAVE THE WHALE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

2:06 - Your a MORON!!!! And by the way, NO ONE would give a shit about this WRECK if she hadn't ABANDONED her children because she cares MORE ABOUT HERSELF THAN ANYONE ELSE! So do us a favor and go find a SHITNEY site filled with the deluded (just know that there are only one or two of them left, and they go to bed soon) And one more thing - SHE LOVES THE PAPS "UP" HER ASS. "YOU" evidently didn't learn to spell in school - or form a coherent sentence!



Posted by: Anonymous

Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl



Posted by: Anonymous

Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl


Somethin special, unforgettable
50 Cent (Cent) Justin (Tin) Timbaland (Land) God Damn (Damn)
She-She-She want it, I wanna give it to her
She know that... it's right here for her
I wanna, see her break it down
I'm ballin, throwin money 'round

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
She a workin girl, she work the pole, she break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she 'bout the dough, she doin her thing out on the flo'
Her money money, she make it make it, look at the way she shake it shake it
Make you wanna touch it, make you wanna taste it
Have you lustin for it goin crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it get it, the way she shake it make you wanna hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she split it
Got your head fucked up from the way she did it
She so much more than you used to, she know just how to move to seduce you
She 'gon do the right thing and touch the right spot
And dance in your lap till you ready to pop
She always, ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info, I'll show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight, the club jumpin
If you want a good time, she 'gon give you what you want
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]:
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Got a thang for, that thang she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
I make it rain for her so she don't stop
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
In the fantasy, it's plain to see, just how it be, her and me
Backstrokin, sweat soakin, all into my satin sheets
When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll
I'll be in this bitch till the club close
Watchin her do her thing on all fours
Now that that there should be against the law
From side to side, left to right, break it down, down, down
Know I like, when your hype, and you throw it all around
Different style, different mood, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin 'bout, all the things I'll do to you
Let's get it poppin shawty we could switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to you

[Chorus: Justin Timberlake]
Baby you so new age, your like my new craze
Let's get together baby we can start a new phase
This smoke's got the club all hazy spotlights don't do you justice baby
Why don't you come over here? You got me sayin
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin technology
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Ayo!!!! I'm tired of usin' technology
I need you right in front of me
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, uh, uh, she wants it
(Oooh Oooh!!!) She wants it, so I gotta give it to her

[Timbaland]
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
Let me tell you your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized
let me tell you girl



Posted by: Anonymous

boooooooooooooo whore!



Posted by: montana mike

as soon as people started saying that her other assistant was hotter than brit-adios-goodbye



Posted by: History repeats itself

Oh I am sure she will commit suicide like her grandma Emma did when Emma was only 31.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

History repeats itself -

PLEASE, PLEASE don't tell me that we have 5 more years of her!!!!! Not to mention 5 more years of articles, video and pictures for her kids to be embarrassed by???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

carla is the maid...right..



Posted by: Anonymous

Right. Sooo..there isn't enough room in that ginormous house for her to practice her "moves"? Shouldn't take TOO much space; she didn't move around much last time we saw her on stage.



Posted by: Anonymous

you realize she owns at least one house in the area with a gym. SHE'S MENTAL AND SHE'S REPRODUCING. god save us all.



Posted by: Anonymous

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HALF NAKED HANNA MONTANA EVERY SITE IS POSTING!!!

WHERE ARE THE HALF NAKED PICTURES OF MILEY CYRUS!!!! WHERE???????

YOU ARE BEHIND EXCLUSIVES


PEREZHILTON - JUSTJARED

THERE THEY ARE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I LOVE the "piece of me" video -- it's so hot. Maybe it's because I love Britney singing "piece of me." Sure whatever she comes up with will have her unique sexy, electrifying, talented self. Go Britney!



Posted by: Anonymous

Teenies and Tweenies are so easy to please. No Talent Needed.



Posted by: Anonymous

Adnan is so intelligent, personable and well-spoken. Britney has found a winner there. Adnan obviously cares deeply for Britney. Is that an engagement ring she's been wearing for two days!? I hope so. No one can be perfect, but this guy seems to be a wonderful, sensitive person; he is very appreciative and supportive of Britney and she seems very loving around him. Loved his excellent interviews. Britney needs such a good friend instead of the "friends and family" who wanted to put her/forced her in rehab. No mother should be the victim of people who use her children to manipulate her, no matter how well-meaning are the people.



Posted by: Anonymous

Fisrt off 2:37. I didnt know this was school. You talk about me have you looked around on this page? And my spelling? Its computer talk! Fact is none of us on here know britney personally and God tells us not to judge. What happens when months from now and she has proved herself that she can get better? How you going to feel then haters?

I am not saying that she will definently get better but atleast give her a chance. Everyday people go through issues everyday they are just not published. TO WISH DEATH UPON SOMEONE IS WRONG!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

3:34 - LOL, you called her ...... "a mother".... what gave you THAT idea???? LMAO - FYI - giving birth DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MOTHER!!! The only person MANIPULATING those children, WAS HER!! Thankfully, she can't do it anymore - the court DEEMED HER UNFIT... say it with me - UNFIT!!!!
I won't even get started on what you said about that new "piece of ass" she has - he doesn't have kids, so I couldn't be bothered to EDUCATE you, since you are so obviously MENTALLY CHALLENGED!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

3:35 - FIRST of all - YOU are the one that brought up "didn't u learn that in school" "dumb ass paps need to get of her ass"???? I'd say rather than learning "how "diffrent" people deal with problems" you should learn how to spell and form a sentence - "computer talk" or not - it's laughable - along with the rest of your post.... WINE, WINE, WINE - "give her a chance" - ummmm, in case you didn't notice - SHE'S HAD MORE THAN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD HAVE!!! It shouldn't take "months" to prove you CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!!!! Now, don't you have homework to do???



Posted by: Britney Fan / Justin Glad hater lol lol wink , finger F U **

We love you Britney
We hate Justin Glad the terrorist
Justin Glad can be found on the left hand side, in COMMUNITIES, just above MEMBERS, oh my God Justin joined x17 like a tweeny girl , LOL LOL
girl you have to get a job at MacDonalds

THIS JOB WILL MAKE YOU GO CRAZY
YOUR HUSBAND WILL LEAVE YOU CAUSE YOUR SUCH A BITCH lol

X17 it's boring
just look at the pics and go away
never anything good to read here
they hire tweeny for 1.00 per hour
to spew out she hates Britney
and just so you know she lives in New York USA
poor New York must be soooo embarassed



Posted by: Anonymous

3:51pm And don't you a life and kids to be nuturing to? You probaly dont have much of a life, because you seem to be the low life that will sit back and judge people to avoid the troubles in your life! GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN FAMILY! Once again you dont know her.



Posted by: Carla

carla is the maid...right..
January 25, 2008 2:58 PM
Posted by: K-fed fan (now)
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I prefer the term "confidential personal executive assistant"

By the way, I'm currently in negotiations for my own reality show... do you think the name "Keeping Up With Carla" is original enough?



Posted by: Shitney is an OLD FAT SLUT (All hail Miley)

THIS FAT OLD WHALE NEEDS TO START DOING PREFORMANCES AT MALLS AND SENIOR CENTERS WHERE SHE BELONGS...NO TALENT WHORE WON'T GET ANOTHER GIG IN LA FOR A LONNNNNNNNNG TIME...GO AWAY YOU FAT HAGGARD OLD BEACHED WHALE! ALL HAIL MILEY BITCHES!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

3:56 - I do have kids and they are well nurtured thank you..... As for troubles in my life.... hmmm... underwear when I go out, yup - in my home at a decent hour WITH MY KIDS, yup...... RUNNING AROUND WITH THE PAPS, nope - deemed UNFIT by a COURT, nope - MENTAL HEALTH, perfect - EDUCATED.... YUP!!!
NOW GO GET U SOME.... It's not "computer talk" - it's AN IGNORANT BRITARD - get it straight.....



Posted by: HeHe

Tim Gunn says he would refuse to give Britney Spears a makeover...


LOS ANGELES (AP) Britney Spears is one project even Tim Gunn wouldn't take on.

He tells People.com that he thinks Spears is "in exile from the human race" and no amount of money could convince him to give her a makeover. Gunn says it doesn't even seem like Spears wants to succeed.

But she should at least get her kids back, right? Not according to Gunn. He asks "who would trust her with children?...She is a basket case!"



Posted by: Anonymous

Latest Britney Spears Rant Defies Description
Posted January 25th, 2008 by fashiongossip

Asked by photographers Thursday how she felt about Heath Ledger’s death, Britney Spears replied, in her British accent:
“He’s still here. Oh, yes. No one ever really dies. No one.”
Seriously. Check out the TMZ video of this.
The singer chatted with photographers from the driver’s seat of her car while her assistant, Carla, was shopping at an L.A. Rite Aid.
In the understatement of the year, Britney Spears said she’s not well. But she says that’s a good thing? We’re as confused as you.
“I’m already very sick — but in a good way,” she said, asked by celebrity photo agency employees if she needed a sweater to keep warm in the rain.


The crazy Britney Spears then engaged photographers in conversation.
“What are you fellas doing tonight?” Britney Spears asked.
After one replied, “We want to make sure you’re tucked in tonight,” she responded, “That’s not a good thing to say to a girl at all!”
Later, when asked about the whereabouts of her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, Spears replied, “Who’s that?” Naturally.
Finally, assistant Carla emerged from Rite Aid with a bag, and Spears popped her trunk - only to accidentally bump her elbow.
“That hurt really bad,” Britney said. “I wanna cry!”
Just don’t lock yourself in the can this time, ‘kay?



Posted by: Anonymous

“That hurt really bad,” Britney said. “I wanna cry!”
Just don’t lock yourself in the can this time, ‘kay?



Posted by: Anonymous

I love Britney and I wish her all they very best. Keep going Britney you are proving them all wrong. You even brought the fool Dr. Phil down. Love it!

Magaznes and news outlets making total asses out of themselves over you.

Take good care of yourself and be strong. I am beginning to believe you will crash the tabloid magazine industry to dust and a few other so called star tv shows. No wonder you let x17 keep following you... it is proving ALL the ridiculous rumours to be out and out lies.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Freakney To The World....

"I'M HOT!


*Words of wisdumb from The Sleazyana Swamp Slut.

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Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Freakney To The World....

"I'M HOT!


*Words of wizdumb from The Sleazyana Swamp Slut.

.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's only going to continue to get more and more off the wall antics with her. She has found the way to keep herself out the without have fun, no one telling her what to do and how to do it. She will have to keep each stunt more off the wall than the last.



Posted by: P

she's not proving shit to anyone except she is an all time idiot.

the world is laughing their asses off at her.....and she thinks she's being cute????

Hell of a price to be pay.....she would rather be queen of the headlines than a mother to her children.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Tsk Tsk...

By the time Twatney, The Sleazyana Swamp Slut hits 35, if she makes it that far, she's gonna look like BETTE DAVIS in the 1962 film "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?"

Damn, the bitch is hagged at 26!

.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

that's right - "crashing the tabloid industry" is so much more important than being a mother. So much more fulfilling and at the top of the list of things to be proud of - NOT



Posted by: Go! Go! Go! ( to the deepest circle of Hell!)

Please Brit:
Avoid all doctors- they don't know jack!
Don't listen to your lawyers- they're
just fools!
Don't worry about your kids- you can have more!
Don't worry about the law- you're our queen, so it doesn't apply to you!
Never let anyone question your motives- you are brilliant and no one knows it but you!
Smoke, drink, do drugs, eat fast food as much as possible- you're beyond human!
Crank out as much music as possible- talent is not necessary for you!
Drive as fast as you want and how you want-you deserve the fun!
Make sure to constantly be in the public eye- because everyone loves you!
Have no fear- because you are godlike and people will always worship the ground you walk on, even if it is just on the backs on the little people in this world who matter not to you!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

I LOVE the "piece of me" video -- it's so hot. Maybe it's because I love Britney singing "piece of me." Sure whatever she comes up with will have her unique sexy, electrifying, talented self. Go Britney!

January 25, 2008 3:23 PM - Anonymous

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did you like the BODY DOUBLE too? how about the video editing special effects that made her look like she was dancing when she really wasn't...?

yeah, that video was put together really well considering what they had to work with! ;) *WiNk!*



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Adnan is so intelligent, personable and well-spoken. Britney has found a winner there. Adnan obviously cares deeply for Britney. Is that an engagement ring she's been wearing for two days!? I hope so. No one can be perfect, but this guy seems to be a wonderful, sensitive person; he is very appreciative and supportive of Britney and she seems very loving around him. Loved his excellent interviews. Britney needs such a good friend instead of the "friends and family" who wanted to put her/forced her in rehab. No mother should be the victim of people who use her children to manipulate her, no matter how well-meaning are the people.

January 25, 2008 3:34 PM - Anonymous

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hello adnan!! :)

i didn't know you posted here, ha! funny, you don't type with an english accent...




Posted by: P

the only thing adnan said in the interview, I can agree with, 'you can't hide the truth, it will always come out in the end'.......

words, I'm sure, will one day come back to haunt him.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

3:51pm And don't you a life and kids to be nuturing to? You probaly dont have much of a life, because you seem to be the low life that will sit back and judge people to avoid the troubles in your life! GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN FAMILY! Once again you dont know her.

January 25, 2008 3:56 PM - Anonymous

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what's YOUR life like FANTARD? how FUCKED UP are *YOU* that you defend this unfit whore? do you have a family that you treat like shit the way she does?

we don't need to know her ASSTARD to understand she a VILE PERSON because of the things she's done.



Posted by: Jbo

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but...

Signs are posted around the Sundance festival w/a picture of Britney with the circle and slash over her and the caption reads that basically everyone is invited to party BUT....

She's been banned - HA HA!!! I've heard she's also banned from the Grammys...

SNAP!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

FinalPixx (I know, I know) is reporting that SHITNEY didn't show up for her hearing today regarding driving without a license. She has until Feb 20 to get it straightened out, or it's going to trial..... LOL



Posted by: someone™


OK THIS IS SUX !!!! I'M SICK OF BRITNEY'S SHIT THAT SHE DOES EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!!!!
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Britney needs to think she needs some help, NO ONE CAN TELL HER,she can get better but it's goin' to be so fuckin' hard !!!!! And she'll do it publicly and that SUCKS TOO BUT !!!!?????

I HAVE GOT 10 TIPS FOR BRITNEY SPEARS, IF SOMEONE HERE COULD SEND IT TO HER I WOULD BE GRATEFUL.....

IT'S A GOOD ADVICE AND HERE WE GO.



Posted by: Anonymous

Kevin wont because he could not afford without brit's money. Also i think someone does need to scrutinize the expenses and put Kevin on a financial leash.



Posted by: someone™ (I'm not defendin' Britney, I'm just tryin' to help) THANK YOU

1. Slow Down and Stop Running Away. Trying to bury your problems underneath the pursuit of pleasure will not make them go away. Yes, you’ll feel good in the moment when you dive into chemicals, wild experiences, watching endless TV, new relationships, and sex, but every time the pleasure ends you will be right back where you started. The problems will still be there, still unresolved, and you’ll be looking for the next hedonistic experience to drown it out.

2. Let Go of Fear. If you are afraid to get off the vicious cycle described above, know that you can do it. You can handle it. Know that there is more than enough strength inside you. For many people, turning over their fear to God, a Higher Power, or to the Universe is a very powerful way to let go of fear. Another way is to imagine you are a child in your mother’s arms trusting her to take care of anything that comes along. Feel what that is like to release fear and to trust completely. Now do the same thing, but imagine being cradled by yourself. Feel and trust in your strength to handle anything in your life.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD & SIGN RANDOM DISCUSSION POST

5:19 - you have it backwards - someone needs to put UNFITNEY ON A LEASH - AND STRAP HER TO THE HOUSE... that's ok, IT'S A BRITARD MISTAKE



Posted by: someone™ (I'm not defendin' Britney, I'm just tryin' to help) THANK YOU

3. Let Go of the Notion That a Stormy Life is Romantic. Life is already stormy enough. You’ll have plenty of things in your life to keep it interesting. What you don’t want is factors that add unnecessary volatility to your life. Otherwise you’ll find yourself on the never ending cycle of chasing a high to heal your lows. See if you can identify what those factors are so you can begin to eliminate them one by one.

4. Return to the People Who Love You. These are the people you might be afraid will say “I told you so.” They might and they might not. Don’t worry about that. If there is any sense that someone has an agenda to exploit you then that is not the right person to go to. You want to go to the people who would be by your side when all the chips are down, when you are sick, and when you are penniless. Let your pride go and feel the relief of doing that. Go be loved. This means people who will listen to you, be with you, and support you



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

We hate you Britney
We hate you even more CRAZY CANADIAN!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD!
CRAZY CANADIAN can be found in a mental institution near you!
LOL! you’ll never get a husband because you’re a CRAZY BITCH!!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD says x17 it's boring…
yet she is always here!!
You can hire her to act like a retard in exchange for SHITNEY pics!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD mindlessly worships shitney!
Remember, CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD lives in CANADA
poor CANADA is soooo embarrassed :(

*BENDING OVER & SHOWING YOU MY ASS!!* - KISS IT BITCH ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›



Posted by: someone™ (I'm not defendin' Britney, I'm just tryin' to help) THANK YOU

5. Ask for Help. Don’t think you are burdening people. Don’t worry about people telling you “I told you so.” Don’t think you have to do work things out all on your own. Ask the people who love and support you for help. And don’t be afraid to ask a lot. Don’t worry. Pretty soon, once you’re feeling strong again, you won’t need to ask for as much help. But the good thing is you will have developed a very important habit of not being afraid to ask for help when you really need it.

6. Know Why You’re Trying to Change. Think of all the bad things in your life right now: the anxiety, the hangovers, the worry, the emotional turbulence and so on. Imagine how great life will be with all these difficulties eliminated from your life. “But,” you say, “I like the partying. I like chasing new relationships. I like the fast pace.” Changing your life doesn’t mean it will be without pleasure. It just means that you will be seeking a life that is more stable and less volatile. When you find purpose in your life and start taking care of yourself, you will have much more pleasure than you have today. You’ll still be able to laugh wildly, to do exciting things, to have fun, to have special romantic relationships, and so on. But it will all be in a way that supports a stable life. Stay focused on moving towards a better life and away from your current stormy life.



Posted by: someone™ (I'm not defendin' Britney, I'm just tryin' to help) THANK YOU

7. Find a Life Coach to Guide Your Life Planning. Purchase Anthony Robbins “Get the Edge” CD’s or Andrew Matthews tapes (my favorite self-help author) and start the fun activity of daydreaming what you want to do in your life. What is important to you? Start some life goal planning either on your own if you can or find someone who can walk you through the process. Planning your goals is fun. Go for it!

8. Take Baby Steps. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself. Change takes work and time. Go super slow. Be kind to yourself. Whenever you feel frustration emerging, remember the mantra “Go Slow.” Think about what is really important. Don’t worry about small things. Just take care of yourself. This will help break your knee-jerk reaction of diving into things that aren’t good for you whenever you are feeling low.



Posted by: someone™ (I'm not defendin' Britney, I'm just tryin' to help) THANK YOU

9. Exercise Daily. Get outside and either walk or jog everyday. Alternate listening to music and listening to your own thoughts. Use that time to enjoy nature and let go of your problems. It’s also a good time to plan solutions for your goals. Exercise makes people happier. It helps relieve anxiety. It makes you feel strong, which you are! Exercise is a great way to tap into your inner strength that is always available whenever you choose to plug into it!

10. Get Involved in Something Outside Yourself. When I was having anxiety in college, my campus job making sandwiches made me feel so good. I was too busy to worry about anything. It got my blood flowing and it stopped my brain from re-treading those worry paths over and over again. So find something to do that will keep you very busy for a period of time everyday or every other day. You could try volunteer work, a new hobby, a book club or some other social group. Just pick one and do it. And remember #5, ask for help if you need a jump getting started.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

UNFITNEY...

...isn't good enough to wipe Kevin Federline's ASS.

In the only place it really counts, being a parent, K-Fed excells and Shitney FAILS!

GO, TEAM-FEDERLINE!!



Posted by: Anonymous

5:22 stop bitchin about britney and go make sure everything in your life is straight. Your wasting to much time on a celeb news site just to be bitching. Find something better to do! I bet you aint got one nice thing to say to anyone on here.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love:)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love :)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love:)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problrms begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney...
Love :)



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

We hate you Britney
We hate you even more CRAZY CANADIAN!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD!
CRAZY CANADIAN can be found in a mental institution near you!
LOL! you’ll never get a husband because you’re a CRAZY BITCH!!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD says x17 it's boring…
yet she is always here!!
You can hire her to act like a retard in exchange for SHITNEY pics!
CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD mindlessly worships shitney!
Remember, CRAZY CANADIAN CANOOK FANTARD lives in CANADA
poor CANADA is soooo embarrassed :(

*BENDING OVER & SHOWING YOU MY ASS!!* - KISS IT BITCH! ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

UNFITNEY...

...isn't good enough to wipe Kevin Federline's ASS.

In the only place it really counts, being a parent, K-Fed excells and Shitney FAILS!

GO, TEAM-FEDERLINE!!

.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

UNFITNEY...

...isn't good enough to wipe Kevin Federline's ASS.

In the only place it really counts, being a parent, K-Fed excells and Shitney FAILS!

GO, TEAM-FEDERLINE!!

.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

UNFITNEY...

...isn't good enough to wipe Kevin Federline's ASS.

In the only place it really counts, being a parent, K-Fed excells and Shitney FAILS!

GO, TEAM-FEDERLINE!!

.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney = A NOBODY



Posted by: Anonymous

britney is a diva......in her own mind.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

UNFITNEY...

...isn't good enough to wipe Kevin Federline's ASS.

In the only place it really counts, being a parent, K-Fed excells and Shitney FAILS!

GO, TEAM-FEDERLINE!!

.



Posted by: PAPA DONT PREACH TO JAIME LYNN IN 2008!!!!!

I told Brit on here a long time ago what she need to do to be a normal person......ANd that is to get a new job that uses her skills or LEARN HOW TO SING!!!!!!

She never had the talent of a real singer so thats why she hates herself so much because she knows she is a fake person. Plus she really always wanted to ba anactress but she cant either HELLO CROSSROADS!!!!!!!!! You can mark her down fall starting right there when her big movie FLOPPED and every one made fun of her even jt made a funny face when some lady asked him if Brit was a good actress and brit was standing RIGHT THERE...........she didnt see him make the face at that time but you know she saw it later!!!!!! no one ever tells brit to her face that she sucks cuz she is a spoiled diva person.

Anyways so what she needs to do is be a writer for a soap a or a woman nascar driver but until she learns how to sing she will allways hate her self. Do you ever notice how Brits fans allways say "We luv u brit" or "brit u are the best" or "brit u rock my world" but they NEVER EVER EVER say "brit you are a GREAT SINGER"!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

So she needs to get a karoke game and practice till she gets all 100 points on each song. Plus shes pisssed cuz Jaime Lynn is an actress and brit is not so that makes her pissed too because she always wanted to be a starlett but her acting sucks to much.



Posted by: !

You fuckin Assholes are just Fans from Britney because you cant accept it
that she is a STAR.

we all love britney, and she needs
power from us all. we should help her
to stay in her live and to do the things right

good night



Posted by: Chris

Hey J Glad I'm Canadian, but damn I ain't crazy!! I'm just a Shitney Smears hater!!!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFED'S CD

5:30 - spoken like a true FANTARD



Posted by: amanda marie dow

did she actually go to rite aid 3 times that night, one time in the pink shirt, one time in the crazy coat and another just in the tank top to find KARLA?!??

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did she actually go to rite aid 3 times that night, one time in the pink shirt, one time in the crazy coat and another just in the tank top to find KARLA?!??

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Posted by: RasputinsLiver

PAPA DONT PREACH...5:50

What Fakeney REALLY needs to do, since she has NO skills whatsoever and no intelligence to speak of, not to mention no education, is to go back to Kentwood and hire onto the local Rite Aid as a clerk.

She needs to do that and forget all about her previous life as an entertainment industry manufactured packaged product.

Hell, the bitch couldn't even babysit as she hasn't even the skills nor natural instinct it takes to even do that!

Better yet, she should just go back to Kentwood, marry some garbage collector, settle back in front of the television chowin' Cheetos and bon bons while watching daytime soaps and Oprah.

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Posted by: amanda marie dow

did she actually go to rite aid 3 times that night, one time in the pink shirt, one time in the crazy coat and another just in the tank top to find KARLA?!??

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did she actually go to rite aid 3 times that night, one time in the pink shirt, one time in the crazy coat and another just in the tank top to find KARLA?!??

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Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears Beau Has a Small......Blank

Britney Spears "boyfriend" Adnan Ghalib allegedly gets paid to test penile enhancement creams for men who are not very well endowed.

The paparazzo is listed as a paid reviewer on male enhancement products for a website called SexHealthReview.com. The website is describes itself as Your Official Source For Male Sexual Health Products!

Adnan is alleged to be a part of the Sex Health Review test panel, where the photog serves as a genital guinea pig using his wee-wee to test out male enhancement products.

"It’s official, this guy will do anything for the cash!" points out PopcornCrunch.com, which first broke this shocking news story.

In other news, the US economy is collapsing by the minute and the mortgage crisis is completely out of control

But who cares about that?



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears Fancies Sloppy Seconds


Even though her PapSmear’s wife (AzLynn Berry) filled for legal separation on January 18, Brit Brit said that Adnan’s marital status makes no difference to her.

A Spears family insider told PageSix,

Britney does not care that Adnan is married. She has no clue who his wife is or how much pain the woman has gone through over all of the media hype.

Kevin asked her about it — why she is having an affair with a married man. Her response was vague, and she actually acted like she did not know he was married.

Naturally, Britney’s family is worried about her “really, really weird relationship” with the paparazzo. Even K-Fed has raised an eyebrow, saying that the popped pop star has gone a little too far.

TOB



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY A KFED CD

Oh Shitney, Oh Shitney
Have you heard all these Trolls?
The only thing we agree on
Is what happened to your clothes?

Your fantards are crazy
traveling a dead end path
And the sane just keep wondering
why you can't take a bath?

Their excuses are numerous
And never make sense
The only thing they are proving
is what it means to be DENSE!

Stop sleeping with photogs
and driving around
We would feel so much better
when you can't be found

Your kids are with daddy
the man of the year
cause he loves his children
with you they're in fear!



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Anonymous 6:05...

...it's because the bitch lacks any empathy. She's sociopathic.

In Britney's mind the only person that matters is....Britney Spears.

Not even the two boys she popped out of her skanky cootcher rate as real human beings to her.

As a sociopath she cannot envision that others feel and think. The idea that other people are real, feeling, thinking human beings just doesn't even come into play.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A SOCIOPATH

.



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY A KFED CD

Oh Shitney, Oh Shitney
Have you heard all these Trolls?
The only thing we agree on
Is what happened to your clothes?

Your fantards are crazy
traveling a dead end path
And the sane just keep wondering
why you can't take a bath?

Their excuses are numerous
And never make sense
The only thing they are proving
is what it means to be DENSE!

Stop sleeping with photogs
and driving around
We would feel so much better
when you can't be found

Your kids are with daddy
the man of the year
cause he loves his children
with you they're in fear!



Posted by: K FEDS NEIGHBOUR :)

lol
Britney even has the x17 under paid bloggers confused
Get over
Britney is an actress
She is only playing with you
Kevin is an actress also, he's a MANNY
:)



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL - she's an "actress"... that's hysterical - so tell me, why can't she "act" in front of a JUDGE????? ROFL



Posted by: Chris

6:05 I:ve seen pictures of Adnan;s wife and she is beautiful " and clean"!! Why would he touch something that disgusting and obviously smelly????



Posted by: Anonymous

Does anyone know how that Idiot Adnan explained her talking in the British accent? I didn't see the interview tonight. Love the part about the Grammies and Sundance. LMAO.

To someone™, do you actualy think anyone here is her fuckin personal secretary or gives a fuck about this bitch? Think again moron. You are such a twit.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

CHRIS 6:22...

"I:ve seen pictures of Adnan;s wife and she is beautiful " and clean"!! Why would he touch something that disgusting and obviously smelly????"

Well....$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.....

...and....

...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...and so on and so on...

I think ya get my point.

.



Posted by: Anonymous

6:05 is an article from TOB dummies and yes AzLynn is gorgeous. He's a fucking idiot.



Posted by: Chris

6:27 yeah yeah! lol! I hear ya!



Posted by: PAPA DONT PREACH TO JAIME LYNN IN 2008!!!!!

To 6:00 rasputinsliver

Well i think every one has skills some where they just have to figure out what they are. Another job Brit could do would be to work at Carls jr because she likes there food and can get a good discount plus some of carls jrs are open 24 hours so that would fit into her schedule. she could even wear a head set like she used to wear when she would be on stage. The only problem is they are very concerned about cleanliess so she might have some problems with things falling out of her hair and her fingernail chips or pimple scabs falling into peoples foods. Her main problem is she has very low self esteem because she is a fake person and thats why she hates her self so much. The problem is they can fake singing with computers but not acting. Of course all this career advice would be after she gets of her drugs and booze and that will take awhile because she will have alot of withdrawls so i think they need to put her in a hospital so they can take care of those withdrawls.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Hey J Glad I'm Canadian, but damn I ain't crazy!! I'm just a Shitney Smears hater!!!

January 25, 2008 5:57 PM - Chris

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

chris...

i though canada had healthcare 'for all' worked out...? so why can't you keep your CANADIAN CANOOK BRITARDED BIG MOUTH locked up in the mental institution the FANTARD belongs in??

*INSERT FRUSTRATED FACE HERE*



Posted by: Anonymous

PAPA DON'T PREACH...

Ha!

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!!!

.



Posted by: Squeal Like A Pig

Jamie Lynne is just as arrogant and selfish as Shitney. She's giving her baby to her mom so she can have a fucking career. The whole family of hicks is just like the movie Delivereance.



Posted by: Anonymous

PAPA DON'T PREACH...

Ha!

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!!!

.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i like your poem tj! :) did it take long to compose or did it just come to you naturally...? lol!



Posted by: Anonymous

ALL natural here baby!!! ;)



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY A KFED CD

Besides, with all the material from SHITNEY and her FANTARDS, I could write that stuff all day!!! I think they may have resorted to messin with my computer though - major issues with this site tonight!



Posted by: Chris

Sorry..Nothing can be done unless it is voluantary, Shitney would be just as retarted here as she is there!! And I don't mean to be cruel to the people that ARE actually in need of help and accept it!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY A KFED CD

Nah, nevermind - they aren't that smart - maybe they gave me a virus?? LOL
Gonna run a scan - think that will work on FANTARDS too? wishful thinkin huh... most of them should be in bed by now anyway...



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

someone...

that was some pretty good advice. it's a shame shitney isn't going to take it. she's BRITZILLA BITCH!! she does whateva she wants!!



Posted by: Who Knew

Finalpixx is saying Adnan is a former employee.



Posted by: Anonymous

leave her alone fuckin paparazzis!!



Posted by: Heehawg

What does it MEAN when she speaks in that fake accent???? Last night the paps were making fun of her saying, "Britnay, would you like a fag? That's what smokes are called in England, you know." And she rolled up the window. She MUST know that WE know that she's not British!?!?!?!? WTF?!



Posted by: Anonymous

when interviewer asked adnan why britney talks with a british accent, is it since she met you and because of you?

His reply was yes, I think so.



Posted by: touche

TJ they don't get it that we love our children and put them first unlike ms. spears lol

LOL justin



Posted by: This Institution Is still Operating

The Institution here has rotated it's patients lately. Whatever happened to priest Alan Mercica, Masterblaster, JoJo, Lyniqua etc...




Posted by: Anonymous

Actually she was doing the British accent before she met him. I read about it months ago. She said she was studying for a part in a movie. That was her excuse.



Posted by: Anonymous

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
IT'S SO INTERESTING TO SEE that you all don't like her but always come into her posts to blame her.It proves she is still the most popular star here and you all cares about her.
I appreciate ,you pathetic guys!!!



Posted by: PAPA DONT PREACH TO JAIME LYNN IN 2008!!!!!

Brit always likes to say that her stunts were resulted from her preparing for a role in a movie. When she shaved her head bald and went on the rampage with the umbrella she said she was preparing for a movie role that time also. She is obsessed by the fact that she is not a movie star and her movie crossroads was one of the worst movies with worst acting ever of the entire history of movies. Her brains are fried from so much drugs and from being fake for so long her mind is very confused about the difference between real and fake.

She is very pissed that her sister Jaime Lynn Spears is an actress but poor brit every one even jt made fun of her for being the worst actress ever.



Posted by: I need your help Daddy, please be strong!!!

I'm in trouble DEEP!!!!!



Posted by: teekay

Looks like somebody has started working nights probaly in hopes of avoid so many paps! Cant blame the girl. Once she will get help she will be ok and be on tv telling everyone about her tremendous downfall and how she over came it. It happens alot to stars u just dont see it like u do with her EXAMPLE MY FAVORITE MARIAH CAREY! she suffered from post pardum depression and disappeared for like 2 years. Bet u didnt think bout now huh?
January 25, 2008 1:55 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh bloody hell! (I've decided to adopt the english accent too) This britard thinks Britney doesn't call the paps on her way out the door, Mariah Carey had a baby at some point in time, suffered from PPD as result of non-existent baby, went MIA for two years and that Brit is somehow capable of making a comeback!



Posted by: Anonymous

3:40 two words for your post... Sick Minded.....



Posted by: Anonymous

Will your moron paps quit patronizing this bimbo? Stop telling her she looks good. Stop telling her its not her fault. Stop telling her she looks hot. You want to show a good video clip? Show one of her being confronted about what a loser she has become. Show the paps and common folk telling her what a lousy good-for-nothing mom she is. She needs a dose of reality to knock her off her self-proclaimed diva pedestal.



Posted by: not that i care

Mariah had a baby? How did i miss that?



Posted by: teekay

Ummmmmmm 7:35 #1 - we don't come here to blame her....we come here to make fun of her!

Naff off to you! ~~~ (slang) shove it, get lost, go away – a much less offensive alternative to "fuck off" (originally obscure Polari slang, made popular by prison sitcom Porridge and famously used by Princess Anne)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just doing my part to share this wonderfully colorful language!



Posted by: Anonymous

aww, come one! she knows she's washed up trash.



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO I was wondering if someone was going to catch the Mariah Carey PPD thing and no baby. I was laughing when I read it, but didn't even take the time to respond. Ignorance runs rampant in here.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jglad, and Jt are both Ugly if that is their pictures oh my god..too funny.



Posted by: Anonymous

you make up some stupid "slang" word and then tell ppl it's slang in parenthesis????? how stupid! naff off???
u r a major idiot.



Posted by: kiss my a$$ brit

TJ - oh poor TJ - you aren't going to like this but here goes - we do not have five more years of Britney, we have FOREVER, freakin glorious FOREVER!! Remember she said you never die and are always here. Sounds like the bitch doesn't intend on doing us the favor of ever going away. Hated to ruin your night, but it is always best to face the truth head on, huh? Maybe she will trade up on the Flinstones vitamins tonight and give us another good show. Here's to an entertaining weekend with the freak show.



Posted by: JMA

Why be soooo wried bout doing Pice of me again. It was so much bette than Gimme More. It looked like video some girls would make in their basement or fun.



Posted by: Anonymous

"trade UP????? jerk-wad!



Posted by: teekay

omg! I didn't make that up ~ I took it from a listing of British phrases not widely used in the States, you pleb!! (here's a hint...that's another obscure British phrase...go look it up) So like I said NAFF OFF!



Posted by: Anonymous

she can't find any material of her own is why she used someone else's song.



Posted by: Anonymous

so you do "research" to find ways to insult ppl? you did'nt know shit until you found it on the internet asswipe and it looks very stupid to do such things.



Posted by: kiss my a$$ brit

8:17 stick it! I was thinking maybe Centrum since it is an adult vitamin. What were you thinking, real drugs? Oh no, Britney would never do them!!!



Posted by: kiss my a$$ brit

My darling Brit- be home soon. just finishing up some last minute testing on the new product.

All my love, Sir A-None Penis Gaylimp



Posted by: kiss my a$$ brit

My darling Brit- be home soon. just finishing up some last minute testing on the new product.

All my love, Sir A-None Penis Gaylimp



Posted by: Anonymous

extremely stupid!



Posted by: Anonymous

good night
don't forget 2 punch your clocks
don't forget 2 cash your cheques
can you make your posts better,yawn



Posted by: My Say

My God, what an absolute bunch of judgemental people you are. You use gossip sites for your information on which to judge people? How completely sad. You people have no idea what Britney does 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, do you? I imagine all of you, who take the time to read the articles and make a post, have such low self esteem and insecurity issues that bashing someone you don't know makes you feel so good.
None of us are perfect. None of you know what Britney is truly like. I pity the friends that you judgemental people have. Find out all the information then make an informed decision.



Posted by: Anonymous

Reading all these comments and then I think no wonder Bush got voted President.
Find out all the information then make your INFORMED decision.



Posted by: Anonymous

Reading all these comments and then I think no wonder Bush got voted President.
Find out all the information then make your INFORMED decision based on FACTS, not gossip and second hand information.



Posted by: Anonymous

my say your imagination sucks!



Posted by: Chicago - aka Spear Britney :)

8:43 My Say:

No worries mate; we're friends with each other. You should try it some time (having a friend). You might learn to laugh a little.

Dark humor never hurt anyone. Well, it apparently hurts you - but who gives a shit?! :)

:)

:)



Posted by: Anonymous

Reading all these comments and then I think no wonder Bush got voted President.
Find out all the information then make your INFORMED decision based on FACTS.



Posted by: HBL - Piss Off Brit - Buy A KFed CD

So funny to think that if the roles were reversed, the Brit fans would be cheering for her to rake Kevin over in money.
Just because Britney has a vajaja doesn't mean she should not pay up being as she wanted to have kids, she wanted to marry him, she wanted the divorce and she handed her kids over.
I am still curious to this day WTF Kevin did not to be entitled to what was owed to him. She gave him that future money the day she decided to marry him (she made the prenup), she choose to divorce him so she made the choice to pay it. It's that simple.
She made the choice to create 2 kids and dump them off, so she has made the choice to pay child support (which Kevin has not asked to be raised but legally he's enttled to MUCH more now).
So enablers.... get over your excuses. She has chosen HER life and may she cry her ass to the poor house someday because she deserves it and she has chosen it.



Posted by: Anonymous

shit i'm too buzzed to have much of an imagination right now.



Posted by: Anonymous

is this the Britney story? must be. uhh, Britney Sucks!



Posted by: Anonymous

6:22 Chris Why do you think??$?$?$?$?$$$



Posted by: 20 Days and Counting

The following italicized article is taken from www.pagesix.com:

Britney Spears is desperate to talk to her children, who she has not seen or spoken to since the January 3 meltdown that landed her in the hospital.

An insider says that although Britney and ex-husband Kevin Federline's interactions are “strained,” they still talk every few days, mostly about their sons. But despite her pleas, he won't let her even talk to Sean Preston, 2, or Jayden James, 1. “He still will not let her speak to them, but tries to keep her informed of how they are doing," says a Spears family insider. "He makes sure she knows they miss her.”

The source tells PageSix.com that Britney has called Kevin's nanny many times begging her to let her talk to the boys, to no avail. "Kevin will not let them speak to her until she agrees to get help."

The 26-year-old pop star is taking the separation from her children hard, according to the insider, and her temper tantrums have continued to get worse. Kevin, 29, has been looking into both joint counseling for Britney and the boys and individual counseling for Britney.

The family insider says that at the custody hearing on Tuesday, Kevin was questioned about the boys well-being and he reported to the court that the boys are doing well and are happy. Kevin is also said to be planning to ask for his financial arrangement with Britney to be amended because his expenses for child care and security have substantially increased now that he has full custody of his sons.

While the world continues to be baffled as to why Britney keeps showing up at court only to back out at the last minute, her family has their own theories. The family insider tells PageSix.com that Brit’s mom believes that the singer’s control issues are keeping her out of court. “Lynne thinks Britney is afraid of facing people she sees as having to much control over her life,” the insider says.

Kevin is said to be disappointed that Britney failed to appear in court on Tuesday but “he is beginning to understand that she has an emotional issue with it.”

“The entire experience is scary for her,” the insider explains. “Britney has panic attacks when she has to go to court. She really does love the boys, and wants to make sure she can see them, but her fear keeps her from doing what she knows she should."



Posted by: me--original me!!

She really is frightening... her boys are better off without her around while she chooses to not get help.



Posted by: 20 Days and Counting

Kevin is said to be disappointed that Britney failed to appear in court on Tuesday but “he is beginning to understand that she has an emotional issue with it.”

“The entire experience is scary for her,” the insider explains. “Britney has panic attacks when she has to go to court. She really does love the boys, and wants to make sure she can see them, but her fear keeps her from doing what she knows she should."



Posted by: I Ain't Missin You

Britney's Boys Don't Miss Her!

Trrying to keep Sean Preston and Jayden James in her custody led to the standoff at Britney Spears' anything-but-OK corral on January 4, but it appears that all the drama was all for naught. Britney's sons have been staying with their father, Kevin Federline, since the incident, but as PageSix.com has exclusively learned, neither boy has been asking for or about Britney since that fateful night. "The boys are doing fantastic," a source close to the family tells PageSix.com, "but they have not asked for their mom even once since Kevin has had them full-time."

And although Kevin isn't giving up on Britney, he is putting the well-being of his sons first. Despite Britney routinely calling Kevin to speak with her sons, "he will not let her right now," the source says, adding that he won't let her reach out, "until the boys have time to get over what happened and what she did to them."



Posted by: Anonymous

erm, what about all the reasons she does'nt have her kids in the first place!!!



Posted by: Signs Signs Everywhere is Signs

MY INFORMED DECISION, BASED ON FACTS, IS THAT THEY DON'T WANT HER NASTY, SKANKY ASS AT SUNDANCE.



Posted by: All In The Family

Lynne Spears Heading For Britney-Style Meltdown?
Over wayward daughters...

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By: Cher Tippetts on Friday 25th Jan 2008

Photo: WENN
Lynne Spears Heading For Britney-Style Meltdown?

The stress of dealing with fallout from her daughters' ill-thought-out behaviour has got friends worried that Lynne Spears may be on the verge of a breakdown.

In the two months, Lynne’s daughter Britney has had access to her two boys taken away by an L.A. court following a police stand-off at her home, and also learnt that her youngest Jamie Lynn is pregnant.

Now those close to Lynne are saying that recent events are taking their toll on the stage mom, who has been talking "incoherently" and "seems like she’s about to have a breakdown."

One friend tells The National Enquier. “All her friends are worried about her. She seems to be trying so hard to pull her daughters together, but things seem to be getting worse.”

Lynne is said to feel angry with herself for believing Jamie Lynn's claims that she wasn't sleeping with boyfriend and (rumoured) baby-daddy Casey Aldridge.

“Jamie Lynn told her mom they weren’t doing anything, and Lynne didn’t push it," continues the source.

"Three months later, Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Lynne is kicking herself for not probing more.

“When she asked Jamie Lynn why she didn’t ask for birth control pills, Jamie Lynn said she thought the pill would make her fat.”



Posted by: Anonymous

OH GAWD! I'm sure they did'nt want her there. Would you?



Posted by: Al In The Family

Lynne is said to feel angry with herself for believing Jamie Lynn's claims that she wasn't sleeping with boyfriend and (rumoured) baby-daddy Casey Aldridge.

“Jamie Lynn told her mom they weren’t doing anything, and Lynne didn’t push it," continues the source.

"Three months later, Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Lynne is kicking herself for not probing more.

“When she asked Jamie Lynn why she didn’t ask for birth control pills, Jamie Lynn said she thought the pill would make her fat.”



Posted by: No Shitney At Sundance

Of course they don't want her there. They are picketing with signs. Her face with a big red circle and a slash through it.



Posted by: Chicago - GO FEDERLINE BOYS! :-)

Enablers are nuckin futs AND sexist.

Kevin is as entitled to child support as Any custodial parent in a divorce situation. Get over it already.



Posted by: No Shitney At Grammies

Britney Spears Barred from Grammys
What a Difference Eight Years Makes

Britney Spears has been banned from attending the 2008 Grammys, an inside source told the Daily News. According to the informant, the fallen pop star will not even be allowed to enter the building.

Just eight short years ago, Spears gave the Grammys performance seen above. Watching it is actually kind of sad.

Mollygood



Posted by: Team Kevin

Kevin will be asking for more money. Get over it fantards. He needs extra security and he has them full time now.



Posted by: Anonymous

i don't buy Enquirers, because i don't like The Enquirer, and what do you go and post here????? on x17????? THE ENQUIRER!!!!! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.



Posted by: Chicago

20 Days and Counting:

There's a big difference (huge) between loving your children and having the ability to parent them.

Britney doesn't even accept responsibility for her own welfare at the moment. How on earth can she be expected to be able to parent two very young children?



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow, the industry has no respect for her. She is banned from the grammies and Sundance doesn't even want her at the parties. She must be the most hated woman in America.



Posted by: Nananananananana

9:33
Because I can.



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG! i just saw a pic of Mitt with a little bit of his hair mussed in the back. lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

BANNED FROM THE GRAMMIES. THAT'S BAD.



Posted by: Anonymous

I dunno Chicago. Ask page Six. They wrote the article, but I agree with you. I only posted it because of what it says about Kevin. He's trying to do the best he can and make good decisions for those children. I don't buy the other bullshit about her. I'm just sick of people putting Kevin down.



Posted by: Anonymous

where did you see the article about the Grammys?



Posted by: Anonymous

The article about the Grammies is on popcrunch and Mollygood.



Posted by: Anonymous

i never put K-Fed down. i guess because she's just so much worse.



Posted by: Anonymous

i wish that popcrunch did better. i kinda like them. thanx!!! i'll look at it.



Posted by: Go To Popcrunch To Read

Kevin Federline Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan Adnan Ghalib Divorce: Azlynn Berry Wants Mark Vincent Kaplan For Adnan Ghalib Divorce

Britney Spears has demanded that her married boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, obtain a quickie divorce from his estranged wife Azlynn Berry-STAT! And in an odd turn of events, Azlynn wants to retain the man spearhearding Kevin Federline’s quest to take Brit’s children away from him to help her take Addy and Britty for all they’re worth. Azlynn, who filed for legal separation from Adnan earlier this week, is interested in hiring Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan to represent her in the divorce proceedings.

t all started last week when a cold Adnan called Azlynn in search of a quick exit from their marriage. According to a report from celebrity informant Mike Walker, a p-whipped Adnan told Azlynn:

“You’ve got to give me a quickie divorce right now-Britney wants me to be free! Azlynn screamed she’ll fight any speedy divorce deal dictated by husband-hijacker Britney.”

“First choice on her list is Kevin’s divorce attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. It’s not certain whether she’s actually retained him-but that’s who she wants. It’s an ironic choice.”



Posted by: NOW I'VE GOT THE CREEPS

OMG!!!!! i have'nt found the Britney post yet but i just saw the pic of Heath beside the pic of Mary Kate and i've got CHILLS. OH NO!!!!! THAT PIC OF HIM LOOKING TO HIS LEFT IS EERRIE AS FUCK. IT FEELS LIKE HE'S ALIVE WHEN I LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

now do we really believe that she can afford Mark Vincent Kaplan?



Posted by: britney and madonna = 2 girls 1 cup

brit's mentor, madonna, takes drugs (uppers) to keep her weight down, according to her own brother!! that's why she "blinks" constantly, squints all the time and she is so damned hyper and bad tempered!!



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Posted by: Anonymous

and by the way, this just keeps getting more and more Jerry Springer like every day. these ppl just don't know how to act like civilized human beings. it's all just so LOW-CLASS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah well, Shitney's life is so very Jerry Springer and LOW CLASS. I think it all fits in pretty well.



Posted by: Anonymous

a body's been found in Chicago that might be Stacy Petersons.



Posted by: Anonymous

so tru!



Posted by: Chicago

9:48

Uhhh, is Kaplan licensed to practice law in England?

Adnoid & his wife are not U.S. citizens, are they? Don't know whether the situation your referring to is legally doable if they're not, but I highly doubt it.

If the wife wants to sue Britney, I think she'll have to go through the International courts.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:04
He married her to get a green card. She lives in California.



Posted by: Anonymous

i don't like Fox, but Gretas talking about Heath.



Posted by: Anonymous

Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. The folloing in my personal info:

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I am a beautiful girl. I am here looking for a mature guy for dating or marriage. If you are interested, please check my profile and photos out at millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com. onebeauty4u is my username there.



Posted by: Anonymous

it sounds like it was too late no matter when the calls were made. he died between 1:00 and 1:45. it was after 3:00 when he was found.



Posted by: Anonymous

great looking chicks don't need dating sites. believe me, i know.



Posted by: Anonymous

“I was chased down the street by two men in a BMW,” AzLynn tells Access Hollywood celebrity reporter Billy Bush. AzLynn is so sick of the glaring eye of the paparazzi that she has abandoned Los Angeles in search of greener pastures in Encino, California.

popcrunch



Posted by: Anonymous

if they're taking pics of her where are they?



Posted by: Anonymous

the pics of the wife i mean?



Posted by: Anonymous

Whoever asked how AzLynn can afford Mark Kaplan. She is asking for spousal support and attorney fees. So, it looks like Adnan will be paying. If you want to see her pic just google her name.



Posted by: Chicago

10:09 first one:

Thanx for the info. I remember reading somewhere early on that she "flew back to England" - hence the confusion.

Alienation of Affection sounds like cause for a lawsuit.



Posted by: Anonymous

This sounds like it will be similiar to Kevin and Britney. He, being the one that makes more money, will have to pay spuusal support and attorney fees. I think she works in a salon for about $10 an hour. I agree with Chicago, it could get messy with Alienation of Affection and it was made so public.



Posted by: Anonymous

thanks. normally i would have but i had'nt realized or thought about the fact that her name would register anything just yet. GOOD LORD. LOL. these are ppl that have no business being in the public eye, Britney included anymore.



Posted by: Anonymous

She really is gorgeous. More info on her:

AzLynn Berry, 26, had competed in the National Face of Glamour Competition in 2006. She came in second runner-up, out of the total of 348 women competitors. That was quite a feat. AzLynn had a MySpace webpage where she wrote that she was in a relationship. Her neighbor was noted to have remarked that Adnan and AzLynn had an arrangement. It was rumored that Adnan got married for the sake of his green card.

There is a pic of her on stupid celebrities gossip, in a long gown and she looks like a model. This guy is crazy to leave her for this lunatic.



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG!!!!! she's so not good looking. some lame site called her STUNNING AND SHE'S NOT. that pic with her in the cutout dress looks like one of those pics that ugly girls get from Glamour Shots. UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!



Posted by: Anonymous

2 pics and i'm done. nothing special there.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MODEL. NO WAY! NOT THE CHICK I SAW.



Posted by: Anonymous

Haha all the sites call her stunning, pretty, smoking hot. You guys have taste for Shit.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeppers looks like BritShit is gonna have another mouth to feed. LMAO



Posted by: Anonymous

she's just nothing special.



Posted by: Anonymous

yeah, her "family" is getting too big to support.



Posted by: CT

she looks 100% better than that bald greasy skank at the top of the page.



Posted by: Anonymous

anybody would look better than what she looks like now. i know i do. how about you? lol



Posted by: Anonymous

My dog looks better than she does and he needs a bath.



Posted by: Anonymous

hahahaha, and lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Calls Time On Her Home Phone

Jan 26 2008 Beverley Lyons And Laura Sutherland

PLACING a call on a public call box isn't the done thing in Hollywood, but it's just another day in the life of Britney Spears.

Perhaps Britney was scared of her phone line being tapped or maybe she misplaced her mobile phone along with the rest of her possessions.

Either way, we hope she had enough money on her to complete her telephone conversation.



Posted by: Anonymous

ewwwwwwwwww, i hate touching dirty, stinky,greasy pay phones.



Posted by: deeda

u can lose the wieght but u cant lose the ugly she lipo disolved all her body and forgot abou her face it looks chunky



Posted by: Anonymous

she's fucked her face off.



Posted by: lousy mother of the year

jeez! now she is such a nasty filthy self-absorbed talentless slut!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

lol. she really has lost her shit. PITY.



Posted by: Carla, run or your life!

Brit is an ugly, skanky, crazy, pathetic, selfish, useless and worthless whore. Her career is finished, only she is too stupid to notice.



Posted by: Anonymous

oh she's noticed alright. snubbed by the Grammys?!?!?! SHE KNOWS!!!



Posted by: RIP Britney Spears

why do you think she's sucking up to all these paps? without the bubble gum image, she's not worth very much because she can't sing. she's a lip syncher. and she's ruining her looks so, we all know what happens then. ppl who are celebs from a really young age don't usually fare very well, as we all know. she won't stay in the big leagues and it looks like she's out of that ball park already. snubbed by the Grammys! it's a pity for her, really, but she just does'nt belong there anymore.



Posted by: Anonymous

she does'nt look too happy to be alive in that pic and i don't blame her. she should be ashamed of herself.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

The Institution here has rotated it's patients lately. Whatever happened to priest Alan Mercica, Masterblaster, JoJo, Lyniqua etc...

January 25, 2008 7:19 PM - This Institution Is still Operating

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hahahaha!! i have a link to a site that has like 3-4 *SONGS* that alan merciera is singing to britney - OH-MY-GAWD!! we thought she couldn't sing, lol! this guy takes the proverbial cake! he's awful!! you actually feel BADLY for him he's sooooo very tone-deaf!

let me know if anybody wants to hear him! :) tee-hee!

xoxo ~ jglad



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?
IT'S SO INTERESTING TO SEE that you all don't like her but always come into her posts to blame her.It proves she is still the most popular star here and you all cares about her.
I appreciate ,you pathetic guys!!!

January 25, 2008 7:35 PM - Anonymous

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*SIGH*

why not try learning proper english, grammar & syntax before trying to call other people 'pathetic'.

moron.



Posted by: Bloodsucking Britula???

Maybe Brit is a vampire - because, by her grooming and the way that she dresses, it's obvious that she never goes near mirrors!



Posted by: Anonymous

it would appear so.



Posted by: just call me crazy

I miss Ron Mexico



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

LMAO I was wondering if someone was going to catch the Mariah Carey PPD thing and no baby. I was laughing when I read it, but didn't even take the time to respond. Ignorance runs rampant in here.

January 25, 2008 8:07 PM - Anonymous

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ack! 'ignorance' is putting it mildly! it scares me that these delusionals are walking among us!! & they're reproducing!! EEEEEK!!! that's scarier than any horror flick i ever saw!



Posted by: Anonymous

who's that?



Posted by: Anonymous

man, some ppl just can't feel good unless they're dogging someone else out.



Posted by: the cheeto girls

2 words: hillbilly hands



Posted by: the cheeto girls

2 words: hillbilly hands



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Jglad, and Jt are both Ugly if that is their pictures oh my god..too funny.

January 25, 2008 8:07 PM - Anonymous

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calling me 'ugly' might work if i wasn't so gosh-darned good looking!! ;) *WiNk!* & who's JT? i don't have any JT on my friends list...

you fantards are just fucking stupid.

xoxo ~ jglad ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

so you do "research" to find ways to insult ppl? you did'nt know shit until you found it on the internet asswipe and it looks very stupid to do such things.

January 25, 2008 8:28 PM - Anonymous

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ummmmm...

you're saying that 'RESEARCHING' things is 'STUPID'...?

ROFLMAO!!

no wonder you BRITARDS are such ginormus ignoramuses!! =P



Posted by: ewwww

every time i look at her hairline it makes me touch mine while i'm staring at hers in amazement because mine is so much closer to my forehead. like a lot closer, like normal closer. it's just so weird looking. her head looks like a balding mans.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

she has the hairline of john travolta in that weird alien movie he did that was representitive of scientology - 'battlefield earth' was it called?

of if you can't remember that movie, just think 'PREDATOR'!

hahaha!!



Posted by: Anonymous

i saw that awful movie because my boyfriend wanted to go see it. it was the worst movie i've ever seen. those nose things they wore in their noses was just so f'ing stupid looking. the whole thing was SO BAD.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just when I think she can't be any more trashy ...



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i tried to watch it - but i can't get thru it before i wander off some place, it's sooo bad!!



Posted by: Anonymous

To work for x17online, you must be ugly, gay, and a foreigner/immigrant that can barely speak english. Check those resumes, folks.



Posted by: Anonymous

To work for x17online, you must be ugly, gay, and a foreigner/immigrant that can barely speak english. Check those resumes, folks.



Posted by: DONT WORRY SHITNEY KEVIN WILL FIND THE BOYS A NEW MOMMY, A REAL MOMMY

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WORKS OUT FOR HOURS ( YA SURE SHE DID ) AND WALKS OUT WITHOUT SHOWERING ???????????????????????????
CAN YOU SAY FUCKING NASTY ?????????????
YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS SHITNEY ,CALLED SHOWERS, REMEMBER THEM ???????? YOU USE SOME STUFF CALLED SOAP AND SOME OTHER STUFF CALLED SHAMPOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS YOUR BRAIN SOOOOO FUCKING FRIED THAT YOU FORGOT WHAT A SHOWER WAS ???????????
I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE STENCH THAT COMES FROM THIS NASTY BITCH......
THANK GOD YOUR BOYS DONT HAVE TO SMELL YOUR GREASY ASS NO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY THE TIME YOU EVER SEE THEM AGAIN THEY WILL HAVE ALREADY FORGOT WHO THE HELL YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS A GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW K-FED CAN GET BUSY FINDING THE BOYS A REAL MOMMY, A NON GREASY, NON STINKY, NEW MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Posted by: DONT WORRY SHITNEY WILL FIND THE BOYS A NEW MOMMY, A REAL MOMMY

BUT THEY WILL NEVER GET THE STENCH OUT OF THEIR MINDS................
EWWWWWWWWWW.....................
STINKY MOMMY...................



Posted by: Anonymous

Wouldn't it be a conflict of interest for kaplan to represent adnans wife while representing kevin? if azlynn wants kaplan, she's got a looooong wait, i think he will be tied up awhile with kevin.



Posted by: Anonymous

My God did anybody expect this pig to be at the Grammy's ??? for real ??? Only talented people get invited to the Grammys, besides who in their right fucking mind would want to sit next to her unless they were forced too ???????????? SHE NEVER HAD ANY TALENT TO BEGIN WITH........NEVER......... COULD YOU IMAGIANE A PREFORMANCE BY HER NOW ??? A REAL LIVE PREFORMANCE ?????????? HOWS SHE GONNA SING WITH THAT NASTY FAKE ACCENT ???? IT WOULD BE LIKE THE DEVIL UP ON STAGE HER HEAD SPINNING ON HER SHOULDERS AND HER BELLY FLOPPING ALL OVER, GOING FROM ONE PERSONALITY TO ANOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FUCKING FUNNY THOUGHT, AINT IT ? BUT I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH THINKING ABOUT IT. THEY WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE FACE MASKS TO COVER THE STENCH................



Posted by: tgfk

She wouldn't even attempt showing up at the grammy's. She KNOWS she would be way out of her league, remember she surrounds herself with people she buys. britney only hangs with these people and goes to gas stations, drug stores and hotels for her 'photo shoots'. You will never see her again at an awards event with successful people she once was considered equeal to in talant and popularity.



Posted by: Anonymous

Why was she using a pay phone? Hope she lost her cell phone, wouldn't that be a treasure for someone to find. cha ching. That would out do adnans set up messages from britney....you can't tell me the messages he released on ET weren't set up by him and britney.



Posted by: Ragney is Bilingual.... Hola

Looney Tunes was out and about last night and made a pit stop at Carla's house. She was speaking British and Spanish. She had her pants unzipped so she could look hawt yall. Video is at hollywoodtv and pics are at wenn.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ya gotta wonder where it will end with her.
Intrest in this trainwreck is dwindling down to nothing, only to see what lengths she will go to for publicity. Not for talent, this is the reason people pay the least bit of attention to her.
She has to one up herself everytime. She can only go so far with that until something horribly tragic happens again. Next time I only pray she keeps her children out of her next publicity stunt.



Posted by: P

That vid was rediculous. I know the vids are cut, but it looks like she went there for the sole purpose the be filmed. All she did was stand outside and smoke. She is beyond pathetic.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:49 Lmao Ugly is the word. You are butt ugly. You look like a skanky, crazy, pathetic, selfish whore. Should of used another made up picture, that one is just laughable. Whats with the shitty looking hair? That is just a bad dye job...



Posted by: Anonymous

You know I dont understand why someone dont walk up and just BITCH SLAP THIS BITCH !!!!!! Thats what she needs !!! A good Bitch slap can bring anyone out of their Delusional State !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to bitch slap her on camera !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what her mother needs to do to her !!!!!! IF I LIVED CLOSER I WOULD BITC HSLAP HER MYSELF !!!!! IT WOULD BE WORTH JAIL TIME JUST TO DO IT !!!!!!!!!! But then I would have to sterilize my hands........EWWWWWWWWWWWW.............
the grease.................



Posted by: Bad Hair Day? Use a Pro Next Time

Awe now, don't make fun of jglad. You know we all forced him to post that fake pic. He warned all of us. He is just So gorgeous. LMAO. He's running a close tie with Shitney for Most Arrogant, but it's funny to watch him whine and flatter his fake image.



Posted by: Anonymous

sick minded people can only make up shit about someone out doing nothing in the night, drinking water, and going into a store. wow that is some really bad shit there x17 posters. Your lives must be so pathetic. Sorry ass losers is all you are. Its amazing that a handfull of people continue to make themselves sound like assholes on a daily basis.



Posted by: Don't Blame Jgad

That's what you get when you use Frost & Tips from Walgreens.



Posted by: Anonymous

jglad is friggin ugly, how embarrassing , don't think this sick pudd is a female, no female would degrate another with the words this sick puppy uses, try again jglad. remember your the sick, pathetic,skanky, foul mouthed whore. now we can add disgusting to that list as well.



Posted by: X17 Welcome Wagon

6:20 - Thanks for visitng and come again.



Posted by: tgfk

ano 605, bad hair day?, ano 620 and don't blame Jglad......yer jest jelus!!!

you idolize jglad, you wish you were jglad. you only wish you had the intellience and witt j has. now give it up.



Posted by: tgfk

you can add 624 to the jglad fan club ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

ROTFLMAO@tgfk



Posted by: Anonymous

She can't really go a single day without doing something OFF THE WALL. It's like she desperately and insistantly wants to in the most searched on yahoo. She wants to make it on the COVER PAGE of ALL the supermarket tabloid papers. EVERY WEEK. WHY OH WHY, one crazy antic after another , day in and day out , week after week.

ITS SO OLD BRITNEY...


All it does is get the hungy haters to KEEP talking about her. All she gets back is a raise of an eyebrow from her Judge and ammunition for KAplan to use at her next court date. She dishes out Negativity - SHE gets it back. You put out Crap / gossip for people to chew on they will spit out more negative Hate and negative wishes for you. Its like you create your own Karma.
It would hardly be a difficult thing to lay low. Send people out for supplies, call in a personnal trainer , workout out in the privacy of your home, build a gym there. Make a dance studio in your mansion. Im sure you have a room you could change into a studio with all your money. You could have a project like a gym and studio done in two or three weeks. Send Carla out for your needs like starbucks and ciggs. I mean really this can't be a HAPPY life for you Britney. Come out when you feel healthy and strong. stop showing the world, the Judge and Kaplan and "OUT OF CONTROL MESS"

Get a professional therapist to talk through all your issues. You are a mother, you should act like a mature 26 yr old woman, handle your problems with some strength and dignity already, get it together girl. You can do it, find it within you to stop the madness. Stop the negative karma. GO away nad make a real "life" comeback.



Posted by: Anonymous

She can't really go a single day without doing something OFF THE WALL. It's like she desperately and insistantly wants to in the most searched on yahoo. She wants to make it on the COVER PAGE of ALL the supermarket tabloid papers. EVERY WEEK. WHY OH WHY, one crazy antic after another , day in and day out , week after week.

ITS SO OLD BRITNEY...


All it does is get the hungy haters to KEEP talking about her. All she gets back is a raise of an eyebrow from her Judge and ammunition for KAplan to use at her next court date. She dishes out Negativity - SHE gets it back. You put out Crap / gossip for people to chew on they will spit out more negative Hate and negative wishes for you. Its like you create your own Karma.
It would hardly be a difficult thing to lay low. Send people out for supplies, call in a personnal trainer , workout out in the privacy of your home, build a gym there. Make a dance studio in your mansion. Im sure you have a room you could change into a studio with all your money. You could have a project like a gym and studio done in two or three weeks. Send Carla out for your needs like starbucks and ciggs. I mean really this can't be a HAPPY life for you Britney. Come out when you feel healthy and strong. stop showing the world, the Judge and Kaplan and "OUT OF CONTROL MESS"

Get a professional therapist to talk through all your issues. You are a mother, you should act like a mature 26 yr old woman, handle your problems with some strength and dignity already, get it together girl. You can do it, find it within you to stop the madness. Stop the negative karma. GO away and make a real "life" comeback.



Posted by: tgfk

laugh if you will, you know its true. neener, neener.



Posted by: Anonymous

tgfk, you're an illiterate asshole. You can't even spell wit and intelligent, much less know what they mean. STFU you stupid bitch.



Posted by: Anonymous

she'll be happy until the money runs out. when shady sam and asswipe adnan cleans her out she'll crawl back to mommy to straighten things out. it was that mean ole mommy that helped get her where she was before the REAL britney emerged.



Posted by: tgfk

aint gonna happen asswipe. that YOU ano 639 aka spelling and grammar popo ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

tgfk must be like what? 12? Neener Neener? LMAO



Posted by: tgfk

i wish, what are you, like 60?



Posted by: Anonymous

She is like the ghost of hollywood. She just kind of slivers around in the dark, roaming the streets, can you imagine the smell she leaves behind....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ............ Spooky........



Posted by: Anonymous

She’s really getting nomadic these days.
Britney Spears spent her Friday night roaming around Los Angeles, California, with no real method to her madness.

The “Gimme More” singer made her first stop at a house on Euclid Street in Santa Monica. She got out of her car with her pants undone as she headed inside.

The “Toxic” mommy spent an hour inside before returning to her Mercedes Benz while covering open zipper with her jacket. A friendly paparazzo aided Ms. Spears as she walked to her car.

After returning to her Mulholland Drive home, the “Piece of Me” songstress left again, this time driving to the L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills. Sporting a new pair of shades, along with her clothes from earlier, Brit made her way inside to check-in and called it a night.

Gossip Girls



Posted by: Anonymous

Wacko Papo: I'm Britney's Dodi

Posted Jan 26th 2008 7:55AM by TMZ Staff

The beweaved singer may have dumped Adnan Ghalib (today), but he won't get off the stage. The pap says Britney could be the next Princess Diana and he is her Dodi Fayed. Adnan, like Lady Di's last lover, is of Arab descent and fears that the paparazzi hounding his true love could lead to a tragic end.

Britney's latest ex is spilling the details of his relationship with the popwreck (via Showbizspy) and admits he was falling in love with Brit Brit and wanted to marry the stumbling star. The papo insists that her behavior is completely normal (including her newly adopted British accent) and that people want to see a scandal and not the "fairytale happy endings."



Posted by: Anonymous

tgofkurself. I'm old enough to know you're an imbecile. Now go do your homework.



Posted by: a note from shitneys boys...................

Dear Mommy,
Why did you abandon us ? Why couldn't you show up to court for me mommy ? Was your joke of a career really more important to you than us mommy? Was wandering around town like a 16 year whore really worth more to you than us mommy ? Mommy why did you stop taking showers ? Mommy why must you talk like a freak when the whole world knows its fake ? Now Daddy wont let you see us, he said you already kidnapped us once, I thought that was the nanny. But mommy now you smell like poo poo, didnt you change your diaper today ? Mommy why do you fuck married paps ? Daddy said this one is a terror, what is a terror mommy ?Daddy said I could write 1 last time mommy. But really I dont remember you anyway so, your new kids mommy, I hope you love them more than yourself mommy. What does sterailze mean mommy ? daddy said you should be sterilize. He said you should stick your head in an oven mommy, are you not done cooking ?
Jayden & Preston



Posted by: tgfk

yeah, i'd say 60, now why don't you get off MY ass and contribute to the tread. that is if you can come up with a rational thought.



Posted by: Anonymous

adnan is as crazy as britney, comparing themselves to diana and dodi.

adnan will do what it takes to make a buck off britney. what is the purpose of releasing voice messages from britney? only to make money.

dodi never tried to make money off diana.
adnan is a delusional freak.



Posted by: Anonymous

tgfk is jglad so is 95% of all posters here...PSYCHOTIC BITCH



Posted by: a note from shitneys boys...........

Dear Mommy,
I saw you on the tv today mommy, why do you paint your hair pink? Whats wrong with your old hair mommy ? Daddy says you are covering your wave mommy what is a wave ? Mommy I also saw you on tv and you forgot to wear your diaper. What is a hore mommy ? Daddy said only hore forget to wear diaper ? Now where you go poo poo ? Is that why you use everybodys potty mommy ? Daddy says you drink starbucks all day that why you use everybodys potty and you need to put white stuff in your nose. Why mommy, what is white stuff mommy. We have to go now mommy our new mommy is calling she a good mommy. She dont smell like poo poo and her hair is nice, Daddy says its because its clean .Well mommy dont throw your new baby in the trash like you did us, it wont like it mommy. Maybe it will grow up to be axe murderer mommy.
Jayden & Preston



Posted by: another note fron Jayden & Preston

Dear mommy,
We are now 20 years old BITCH !!! Now we know you gave us away because you are a WHITE TRASH WHORE MOMMY !! We are now old enough to remember that you are just a USELESS BITCH WITH NO LIFE !! Dad says its because you never came out of your DELUSIONAL STATE, we know its just because you are a SELFISH WHORE WHO ONLY CARED ABOUT GETTIN A PAPS DICK SHOVED IN YOUR NASTY VAGINA SO YOU COULD HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN !!!We just hope we can stay away from the WHITE SHIT , But that is the only way we can get the stench of you out of our heads. Hope to see you around BITCH, maybe at starbucks or rite-aid
Jayden & Preston



Posted by: tgfk

I said a RATIONAL thought, bitch. If you can't do that shut the hell up



Posted by: Anonymous

I am a Britney fan since her first hit single. I am not going to say here that I think she is healthy and fine, because I don't know. The truth of the matter is that nobody knows and this constant coverage is to say at least immoral. Where has the line between tabloids and serious news coverage gone. Shouldn't someone say enough is enough. I think it is absolutely sad what media is doing to all celebrities. It stopped being fun and interesting a long time ago; it has gone to far.



Posted by: Anonymous

if anyone is sick of the above rants
send an email t X17
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x17@x17agency.com
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it's time to get Justin booted off
along with his other fake names
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sick of this filthy mouth Justin
*
do you kiss people with that mouth ?



Posted by: teekay

7:14 ~ speaking for 95% of the posters here ~~ the only psychotic bitch here is you. The other 5% are losers like you either posting as anon, being an imp or troll.



Posted by: P

justin hasn't even been on here, what's with all the jglad posts.....
somethings never change.



Posted by: P

if anyone is sick of the above rants....


Then according to *YOU* this would just leave *YOU* on here if they booted justin off since you seem to think everyone else on here is jglad.



Posted by: teekay

Anon @ 7.49 ~ Do you REALLY think ONE person has the time and/or energy to create different personas? If you truly believe that then we need to call for the men in white coats because you definitely need help to bring you into reality.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

i see my whiny little britarded bitches are still obsessing over me!! ;) yes, bitches, i'm beautiful & you are NOT! sucks for *YOU*, huh? ;) *WiNk!*

enjoy obsessing over me for yet another day! keep 'WHINING' like the loser cry-babies you are!! maybe eventually someone will come along to shove a pacifier in your big mouths so you can finally SHUT THE FUCK UP! haha!!

toodles ASSTARDS!!



Posted by: 7;49 TYPICAL BRAIN DEAD SHITNEY FAN......

7;49 am DO YOU REALLY THINK X17 IS GOING TO STOP SOMEBODY FROM THEIR WEBSITE ??????????????????????? WTF FOR REAL ??? HOW DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE THEIR MONEY IDIOT !!!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU READ HERE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO TO SHITNEY.COM ASSHOLE......YA I KISS MY MOMMY WITH THIS MOUTH AND SHE LIKES IT .........



Posted by: Anonymous

Banned from the Grammies.
Banned from Sundance.
Banned from clubs and hotels in Los Angeles.
Banned from seeing her children.

Her only friends are paid employees who want her money.
She looks like hell.
Her clothes are always stained and damaged.
She wanders around aimlessly at all hours of the night.

What a miserable, nasty, drug-addicted bitch!



Posted by: Anonymous

Ya know,....P,...

I like to think of the Justin's glad thing in an Ooh Ah Cosmic Space Ghostie way.

What I mean to say is, really, when it comes down to it, we're ALL, "haters" and "fans" alike, Jglad!

There's a part of Jglad in each of us and each of us is Jglad.

Ah, the whole circle of life an' all that, ya know.

.



Posted by: Anonymous

jglad aka P, teekay, heehawg, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, they're coming for you sick bitch evidently you got the time no matter what time I sign on your here with all you imaginary friends.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Ya know,....P,...

I like to think of the Justin's glad thing in an Ooh Ah Cosmic Space Ghostie way.

What I mean to say is, really, when it comes down to it, we're ALL, "haters" and "fans" alike, Jglad!

There's a part of Jglad in each of us and each of us is Jglad.

Ah, the whole circle of life an' all that, ya know.

.



Posted by: a note from jayden and preston

Dear Mommy,
Daddy says you bring the britards out of the wood mommy, what is a britard ? Daddy says they went to special school, and that you needed to go to special school but that granny sold you instead. What did she sell you for mommy ? Daddy says now you are smart like a rock mommy. Daddy says all britards are smart like a rock too mommy. he said some act like us. What he mean mommy ? He said britards all live in la la land, where isla la land mommy? Is that why you need so much gas mommy to go to la la land ? Daddy says britards pay for our house mommy, why that ? He says he loves britards money. Maybe you should spend britard money on new diapers. I saw on tv your old diaper had red kool-aid spilt all over it.
Jayden & Preston



Posted by: Anonymous

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED, NOT HEATH!!!!!!!!!!!! :(



Posted by: Anonymous

This post made my day! I think it's GREAT she has been rejected by Millenium. It's even greater that pretty much the whole entertainment industry wants no part of her. It's actually funny watching her pretend that she has any significance anymore. Aside from a few die-hard Britards, everyone sees her for what she is - a selfish idiot pretending to be Madonna when in actuality she's just a no talent, washed up has been, desperately trying to get back into the spotlight, even if it means pretending to be crazy and abandoning her children to get any attention. I may be wrong, but I don't think she is sick, she is just doing dumbass things to get coverage, even if it's just tabloid sites like X17. It must really suck ass to be her.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Anonymous 9:12....

...exactly.

She's a spoiled, self-deluded, narcissistic, empty-headed, sociopathic, country-ghetto piece of human waste.

Even from many of us so-called "haters" we could have offered up some degree of sympathy had she showed she loves her children, as she and her sycophants claim, by having the gumption to face those who have the power, like Commissioner Gordon, to go to court hearings as directed by not only her attorneys but also plain human reasoning.

But no, as we're learning, she'd rather keep her warped, sick, selfish autonomy intact than give up anything for her children.

In short, her saying she would "die" for her children was just an out and out lie. She'd rather give up her kids than die for them.

Possibly she has bi-polar disorder, but so, too, do millions and millions of others and they function alright even without medical intervention.

She may have such a thing, but her primary problem is all the money she has at her disposal which allows her to waste every day she's alive doing worthless, aimless nothings so she can be photographed rather than even attempt a semblence of conforming to society for her children.

To Britney Spears, the only one important is Britney Spears, heads above even the innocent human beings she bore from her worthless loins.

Many of those in the entertainment industry have had hard and humble beginnings. Some much worse than Britney's. Most have used their good fortune to repair the damage and succeed, particularly when their children were invloved.

Look, if fucking skuzzbag Courtney Love can still retain her child, Francis Bean, after all the crap she's done, then that's saying something as to just how bad things must REALLY be in the case of Britney Spears. We're just not hearing from the court how bad it really is.

I'm betting if we could read all the information held from the public from all these hearings the horrible picture we have of "Britters" now would quadruple and more so.

.



Posted by: The River Lasputins

January 26, 2008 9:51 AM, You're wrong.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

January 26, 2008 9:51 AM, You're wrong.

January 26, 2008 10:59 AM - The River Lasputins

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

lol! ummmmmm... that's your big 'COMEBACK'...?

you're a BRITARDED LOSER who worships an UNFIT, UNTALENTED, WASHED UP HOME-WRECKING SLUT. i would feel sorry for you - but you choose to delude yourself.



Posted by: The River Lacute is

January 26, 2008 9:51 AM, You're wrong.



Posted by: Anonymous

this girl is really out of her mind. I believe she is doing all these crazy antics just to get attention, perhaps it is a real cry for help. She is a very sad person.



Posted by: teekay

jglad aka P, teekay, heehawg, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, they're coming for you sick bitch evidently you got the time no matter what time I sign on your here with all you imaginary friends.
January 26, 2008 8:30 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This person really honestly believes we all are the same person! He/she is one sad, delusional, probably schizophrenic individual.

Let me ask you...is the sky blue in your world?



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