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Alli Sims on Britney: "I Miss Her Every Day"
Posted on Thu Oct 2, 2008 11:01 AM PDT
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Page Six reports that Britney Spears' cousin Alli Sims - who once acted as her personal assistant - is still banned from speaking to Brit... because of the rules father Jamie has enforced!
"When [Britney's] dad gained control, he put some rules down... it's just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people," explains Alli, who's currently working on her music in Nashville, Tennessee.
Will the former BFFs reunite? "I have no idea," Alli says. "I miss her every day." She also adds that "my main concern is her being OK."
Think this is really all Jamie Spears' doing? Or is it possible that this is partly Britney's wish as well?
We wonder - I mean, Brit and Alli used to be so close!
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Alli and Sam and Claus and Chad!!!!
Never again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD! Keep that wench along with Sam Lufti away from Britney!!!!!! Just look at her life before them, during them and now after them. Stick w/ Just your fam (immediate fam), your manager and thats it!
that whore alli sims has no talent.
she misses britney's money
i've never felt the urge to comment before on this site but i have to say alli sims is and was never a friend to britney. if she ever once had britneys best interests at heart, she never would have been an accomplice to all that crazy crap that went down for what was probably the darkest year in britney's life to date. jamie keeping sam and alli away from the start was the smartest most loving thing he could have done to get his daughter back on track. Sam is the DEVIL and Alli is a dumb fame-seeking loser. they are probably the only 2 people on this earth that if i ever had the pleasure of running into them in LA, i wouldn't hesistate to smack the sh*t out of. ugh. good luck with your singing career Alli...you can bet that every britney fan out there will boycott that record.
Fuuck off, Alli!
You are nothing but a dumb attention whore, stay away from brit, bitch!
how can u b w/ ur own flesh and blood everyday and allow her to go down that path?!?! u only wanted her n money thats that!
Oh PLEASE!!!! She is simply looking for publicity to boost her own music career. Problem is, Brit fans have known that from day 1. We would NEVER buy your music!!
This dog faced slut is jealous of brit's
beauty, money, her sweet baby boys, the
attention she gets from paps and people and her MILLIONS of fans...brit
got everything she can only dream of having...I'm sure she laughed her ass off during brit's downfall and made fun
of her secretly...EAT YOUR HEART OUT BITCH, YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO BRITNEY..IN YOUR DREAMS YOU CAN COME CLOSE TO BEING SOMETHING LIKE HER..
SHE'S A MULTI MILLIONAIRE STAR, WHO THE F*CK R U?...FU*CK OFF, get over britney and find another way to draw attenion,
u ugly skank! We all know who u really r
and no one buys your BS!
Ali Sims is NOT her cousin, that's a big fat myth.
Ali Sims is NOT her cousin, that's a big fat myth.
You have her out, alli at all times of the night, letting her picture be taken when you knew she was not at her self? and you miss her!!!!
Britney was not much more than a little child and you exploited her when she was most vulnerable. My child cried her eyes out and begged God to help lynne and jamie to get back in britney's life so Brit could get better. STAY OUT OF HER LIFE ALLI. WHOEVER YOU ARE.
Alli Sims was a friend to Britney at a time where there was nothing but confusion. I have never heard her say one negitive thing about Britney or Britney's family. I think she is Britney's cousin by marrage not blood related.
ALI IS A NICE PERSON AND SHE WASNT INTERESTED IN BRITNEY'S MONEY.SHE HAS A TALENT OR ELSE SHE WOULDNT BE WASTING HER TIME BY GIVING IT A TRY.
Ali better find a rock to crawl under...
THE PARENT OF A FAN YOU SHOUKD HAVE YOUR KID TAKEN AWAY BY THE STATE!!!
I know Alli from Ole Miss and she is one of the sweetest girls ever. I'm sure Britney's parents are thankful she was there in a time of need. Her parents, Alli, no one could get across to Britney at that time in her life. Without Alli there may be no Britney. I'm sure she did what she thought best. That's how she is.
Pat, take a hike!
Please she is just like everyone else that was bringing Brit down! Family or not she was only after her money and fame. I hope after her dad leaves she doesn't let all those scumbags back in to her life.
She is doing great and doensn't need the set back
You rock Brit
AZ FAn
she is a pain in the ass...
You bet that piece of human shit, Allie, misses her meal ticket! No free drugs, no free schwag, harder to get into orgies, less free publicity, and people tend to see her for what she is, just a freeloading, blood sucking louse that once sucked off of a pig's ass until the pig was somewhat penned! X17 would LOVE to see her back in the picture. She's the one who brought in Lutfi, after all.
Shitney Spears may have money, but she is butt ugly and an horrible mother. Who in the hell could be jealous of that?
yeah well...you must know Alli or you are Alli...you better check your eyes, ears because Britney is back Bitch! And she aint leaving!!
I don't know what to think about Alli but all i know is that Britney's life is 10x better now than it was when Alli was in it.
Dumbass Britards continue to blame everyone and everything except the one person who should be blamed, and that's Twitney herself. That child neglecting skank could kill those kids and you morons would cheer her for it.
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
She had some flaws and some of it was her own attitude, but she was obviously sick when Alli was around, and the pictures don't lie and ALLI IS NOT AND WAS NOT HER FRIEND.
Their both attention whores.
I know Alli from Ole Miss and she is one of the sweetest girls ever. I'm sure Britney's parents are thankful she was there in a time of need. Her parents, Alli, no one could get across to Britney at that time in her life. Without Alli there may be no Britney. I'm sure she did what she thought best. That's how she is.
October 2, 2008 2:06 PM
Posted by: Pat
bullshit
*wave* Andy
Their both stupid.
Alli and shitney looks like their both growing a mustach beard.
ALI IS A NICE PERSON AND SHE WASNT INTERESTED IN BRITNEY'S MONEY.SHE HAS A TALENT OR ELSE SHE WOULDNT BE WASTING HER TIME BY GIVING IT A TRY. October 2, 2008 1:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Yeah cause I am certain Alli was paying her way, RIGHT! Honestly do you really think ONLY people with talent “give it a try”? Have you seen American Idol? Hello? “She has a talent”……… procuring a free ride…is a talent?
They both look like old trannys.
My child cried her eyes out and begged God to help lynne and jamie to get back in britney's life so Brit could get better. STAY OUT OF HER LIFE ALLI. WHOEVER YOU ARE. October 2, 2008 1:12 PM
Posted by: THE PARENT OF A FAN
Seriously… you are warped and geez Brit has more parenting skills than you!
I'm sure Britney's parents are thankful she was there in a time of need. October 2, 2008 2:06 PM
Posted by: Pat
Yes so appreciative that their first pronouncement was to forbid all contact between Brit and Alli! Pat you’re an IDIOT!
They both look like crappy garbage.
# Amethyst Mine Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The question becomes, how did Page Six find her?
I got to admit, the comments on X17 are cracking me up. lol the haters don’t seem to know quite what to do about Alli. Do they defend her, and if so is that defending Brit?
Oh no, oh my. lol
Their both low class attention whores.
Wow…………so crafty…….quoting AM is most creative! By know the brood knows where to look, if they cared to read anything the twit had to say! Are you really that obsessed with AM? I think they are selling AM posters on Ebay, you should check it out!
Their both a joke.
Andy, does it make you feel good to trash Britney everyday? Just curious.
*wave* AM
Alley go to jfxonline and sue Amethyst Mine naked.
5:44pm The 1st, None of your BUSSINESS!
Alli Sims was there as a friend when even her parents wern't allowed in. Obviously Britney was going through a tough time and had problems even with her parents and x Kevin. How many 24 or 25 year olds do you think would know how to handle a situation like this any better?
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE. GIVE THE GIRL, HER PARENTS AND OTHERS WHO CARE A BREAK.
Their both mental cases.
Sharon,
Yes child neglect, vag flashing and high speed car chases was a great way to handle the situation! Any 14 or 15 year old would have handled it better!
metacafe.com/watch/232451/britney_spears_stoned/
Their both mentally ill.
Shit don't you all recall Alli was MIA during January, when Sam really got his hold over Brit? Alli was such a good friend, she broke camp and left the mental case to the wolf!
Their both idiots.
She was a mentally defective, drunk and drug addict before Alli and Sam were on the scene. Kfed gave the judge video of her wasted in front of the boys. She is who she is and she deserves the blame.
Kfed never has been wasted in front of the boys, right?
So your wife is wasted in front of your two young children and the best decision you can make is to video tape her? Shame on him for not caring more about the well being of his children!
Their both mentally insane.
Yes, But they BOTH showed up and took advantage of the situation. Milking her for all it was worth. IF you know someone is sick, you don't aid and abet the situation.
Alli was her assistant. She wasn't a slave. She had every right to go to NYC and work on her career. She can't handle her liquor. Everybody told her to quit drinking. She's stubborn. The judge gave Kfed the boys because she's a wreck.
Andy is there another way to be insane? Aside from mentally?
You and Britney think everybody owes them something. Be responsible and clean up your own mess.
Their both in a mess right now.
I don't think she was owed anything, however Sam and Alli felt entitled to take advantage of he lowest points.
Their both a bunch of crazy jackasses.
Britney’s daddy told you "I do understand that my baby made this monster," he says, adding, "But when she was down, people took advantage."
Britney is her own worse enemy. Her daddy is taming her monster. If she had listened to him in the first place nobody could have taken advantage. Alli loves her. If you ask me Adnan took advantage of her. He slept with her when she was wrecked. She doesn't know what he has.
We saw alli laughing and giggling and acting just like a good assistant should. Loves her, Yeah right. Love to use her association with Britney to bolster her non career. KEEP IT TIGHT DADDY J. VULTURES CIRCLING, AGAIN.
Alli was better for her then adnan and sam. Both of them set her up to make money during her low points. One drugged her, the other f*cked her while video taping it.
Britney is stubborn. She didn't listen to her daddy, John or Alli. She dove into the bottle head first.
Their both dumbasses.
If you think the bottle was Brit's problem; you obviously don't listen any better than she did.
For once, in a long while, you are challenged.
Shit don't you all recall Alli was MIA during January, when Sam really got his hold over Brit? Alli was such a good friend, she broke camp and left the mental case to the wolf!
October 2, 2008 6:04 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Was she? hahaha in what year?
I didn't say the bottle was her only problem. The bottle is her first problem and her worst problem. It makes her other problems worse than they have to be.
# Amethyst Mine Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The question becomes, how did Page Six find her?
I got to admit, the comments on X17 are cracking me up. lol the haters don’t seem to know quite what to do about Alli. Do they defend her, and if so is that defending Brit?
Oh no, oh my. lol
October 2, 2008 5:23 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
7:09 check your sarcasm.
ummm!!! Who called who, page six? Anyway, Britney has a sister who is a friend. She doesn't need alli
I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Their both lame.
Their both slutty.
Fe was with her for 9 years. It broke her heart to have to leave. She couldn't convince her to stop anymore than her family could. Everybody tried. You can't force someone to admit they have a problem and love themselevs enough to get help.
Their both retarded.
They both belong inside a mental hospital.
They both belong in jail.
Eww, that’s digusting! Pinot Noir goes much better with human liv… err… I mean… crap.
Shit don't you all recall Alli was MIA during January, when Sam really got his hold over Brit? Alli was such a good friend, she broke camp and left the mental case to the wolf!
October 2, 2008 6:04 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Was she? hahaha in what year?
October 2, 2008 7:09 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
7:09 check your sarcasm.
October 2, 2008 7:19 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Check my sarcasm?
nypost.com/seven/10022008/gossip/pagesix/missing_britney_131717.htm
shame X17 you stole from your source, or were you the source?
Their both morons.
Their both bad mothers.
lol the haters don’t seem to know quite what to do about Alli.
Their both bad singers.
Their both crappy.
Their both crappy horrible bad singers.
Their both trailer trash.
Alley go to jfxonline and sue Amethyst Mine naked.
October 2, 2008 5:48 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
--> we've already seen that once. don't need to see it again.
I find it amusing how fickle people are. Last year, across every celebrity gossip site, were headings including the words mess, trash, insane, all about Britney. People laughed at her VMA's performance, ridiculed her almost. Now she is back, looking stunning, with new music coming out, and generally getting her life back together and everyone's all for her again! Shallow people.
I find it amusing how fickle people are. Last year, across every celebrity gossip site, were headings including the words mess, trash, insane, all about Britney. People laughed at her VMA's performance, ridiculed her almost. Now she is back, looking stunning, with new music coming out, and generally getting her life back together and everyone's all for her again! Shallow people.
Crystal take a look at the archives. You obviously don't realize that those who hated her then, do so consistantly and the Britards have continued to defend her. We have been going back and forth for WELL over a year, way before her VMA performance. Maybe you are shallow to surmise anyone is.
This whole NY trip was a vain attempt to show the world Shitney is normal. What promoting did she really do? She spoke to ONE radio station. Sad. You may also notice they have her miked up while she is walking around and being taped by her own people. Then, of course, they had to give away a little money to make a BIG SPLASH. This is nothing more than taking Desperate Measures for a Desperate Person. No one is being fooled here, it's all just really pathetic.
Britney Spears dominates the home page of this website.
She spoke to one radio station, but her voice carried across the country and the world.
Do you homework, asshole.
What does this guy do, he "covets". How do we first start to covet?
"We covet what we see -"
You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.
9:03...you spoke six minutes too soon, 9:09 IS being fooled!
Evidentally some think you must go to NYC to have your voice carried across the country!
NEWSFLASH!!!! She could have done the same lame shit from her Summit home!
Sources close to Spears confirmed that the pop princess has been miked for her own cameras during various stops in New York City, E! Online reported.
"It's part of Britney's image rehab plan," a source close to Spears told E! News. "They want to shoot footage of Britney in her best light, showing her looking happy and healthy, and then parcel out the film however and whenever they want."
Some of the footage may show up on her newly revamped Web site, which will launch any day. Some could possibly show up as a montage during her music tour, or bits could be distributed to entertainment television shows.
"It's all about controlling the images and messages out there about Britney," said the source. "It's old-school public relations, really. It's about finding ways to reintroduce her as that sweet, happy girl, the one people remember before her problems began."
ContactMusic
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Kind of sucks when a ????SUPERSTAR???? has to result to THIS! I guess next, she will be hanging out in the malls with Tiffany.
But she didn't. She made a public appearance that no one can refute.
Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.
I'm a little smarter than you.
Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Clarice Starling: He kills women...
What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?
He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet?
WELCOME TO X17.
Look... search your own records, if you prefer. You can do it a lot faster than us,anyway. If we find Buffalo Bill through your information, I'll suppress it. No-body has to know this site cooperated.
:)
Britney is bringing CRAZY Back.
9:18 PM
Humility is the greatest sign of intelligence.
9:41 not here.
I'm a bit roughed up.
Where is our paid blogger, the one who has everyone's IP address?
he forgot the address to this website?
His 9th grade interim report was bad and his Parents pulled his internet cable; I hope.
How much $$ would you britards put up for a chunk of shitney's feces on Ebay?
~ Your job is to craft my doom…so I'm not sure how well I should wish you…but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun.
GROSS!!! That nasty slut JGLAD is back at the truckstop sucking on RANCID TUBESTEAKS WITH EXTRA CHEESE!!!
save britney!!!!!!!!!!!!
Save Britney from the NYC freak that used to bash her 12 hours a day!
What was Jglad's my space?
10:53 Who's JGLAD? is that a nickname for Britney?
Why would you want that? Freak!!!!
yep a nickname for britney
well JGLAD may not be here but her stalker twat, Annie is!
Huh? Who's Annie?
2:42 - "Britney is back Bitch! And she aint leaving!!"
Back from where? She has never left.
The incompetent skank has been HERE all the time: mental hospital, child abuse, crotch shots and other wardrobe “malfunctions”, traffic offences, beating cars with umbrellas, mediawhoring her kids until they were taken away, barefoot trips to public restrooms, fucking with everyone that happened to pass by including a pap, conservatorship - you name it.
Of course she looks dazed and confused. She is a mental case stuffed wtih drugs. You shall see when the conservatorship is over (if that ever happens). And I see from jer latest pics that incompetent piece of trash, Slutney Saggytits has taken to wearing no bra again.
I missed jglad era and I wanna know who
that JSLUT is..
do tell her myspace!
Is Jglad still in the hospital?? I heard something about his colon exploding, Yikes!
Jsad is dead!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
JGlad is a woman stupid!!!
She was always blasting out rotten fish queefs!!!
jglad is in jail for molesting andy
Crystal,
I find it amusing how blind people are. Obviously you MUST be blind - or brain dead - to say that this fugly, talentless washed out matron looks "stunning".
She lost a few pounds and now looks even worse than she did. Old, used, deranged, with an empty look in her FAS eyes. Her upper arms are still disgustingly fat, so are her short stumpy legs. Her fugly feet are as wide as boats. She has a huge head with almost no own hair, and a huge forehead making her look like an ET.
Her bulbous potato nose doesn't help either. From profile, her nose is bigger than her weak chin, and her chin in turn is quite saggy. She looks at lest 46. Ba the time she's 30, she will look 70. Her moustache and zit goatee go well with her beefy, mannish look.
She's a mongol who can't function unless there are at least 15 people around her. I don't think this illiterate skank knows how to turn on her own TV.
dear myspace experts of X,( u know who u r)
don't you
remeber JSKANK's myspace page? f*ck you
do but you'd never give that slut away,
for sure!
Alli is such an amazing singer:) so much better than Britney and that Jessica girl.
...? ; windpipe ; one ; life
Anybody knows that missing word?
Love :)
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
11:17#1 You just described Sarah Palin!
Andy, although you are probably long gone for tonight, I just wanted to say how sad it is that a young adult is so poorly educated that she doesn’t know the difference between “their” and “they’re (they are)”. You used the wrong word so many times in this post, that I realized it wasn’t a typo on your part, but you just have a poor command of the English language. If you’re only in the 3rd grade, then excuse me. Maybe you haven’t learned this yet. Their – a possessive pronoun, as in their house, their car, their hair. They’re – a contraction of they are, as in they’re not happy, they’re in debt, they’re both stupid. See the difference? I’m not the grammar police, but because you used the wrong word so many times, I thought you could use a head’s up.
Realistic it's called ebonics retard!
realistic, are you lesbo?
realistic, don't leave Andy alone!
she/he is a retard.
Alli is in Nashville working on her music!?
Yeah right!
More like Alli is in Nashville "working" on some Nashville pussy!
Alli eats turd on a stick
Realistic=uptight beyotch!
Why? Do all lesbos try to encourage people to write correctly?
yup! what ask avril said:)
realistic drinks pee mixed with cock!
yes they do!
Realistic, U R A LES-BOOOOOOOO!
ALLI IS A HOT BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R2D2 IS A VIRGIN!!!!!!!
HOT MY ASS!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
I see that only the "mentally challenged" are on this thread right now, so good night.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
realistic, why don't you admit the fact
that you're into women?
such a big liar you are!
Realistic sucks...dirty vadge!
bwah!
lol!
realistic is a dyke
I miss Alli:(
I loved her and Britney together! They are both so sweet. I loved all their cute outfits too:)
They are both like real living Barbie dolls:)
uffie
Kimm your a moron
JOHNNY MAC AND SEXY SARAH RULE!!!!!!!!
SUCK ON THAT DUMBOCRATS!!!!!!
LMFAO @ U LOSERS!!!!
Free mustache rides for everyone!
Free mustache rides for everyone!
realistic is too realistic
It is so not fair that Britney's Dad is keeping Alli away from Brit. Alli is such a good influence on her and she was always so good with Sean P. and Jayden.
Lyin Joe taken anymore sniper fire from the drunk driver that killed his wife in Iraq...er...I mean...
As much as I hate Twitney, there is nothing worse than a leech on a fat ass! Allie is noting more than a garden variety bloodsucker! She, or her people, must be working over time to defend this pieces of dung!
GEE, THANKS X17 FOR TRYING TO DRAG THAT SCUM ALLI BACK.
I'M SURE YOU'LL THRUST SAM AT BRITNEY THE MINUTE HER DAD STEPS OFF THE SCENE.
POND SCUM.
I could just see Alli convincing Britney to switch to Country music.
LOL
Alli is working on her Music? Her music??
LOL LOL
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All the cute outfits that Britney was paying for you mean? ThAT WAS THE PROBLEM. aLLI IS SINGLE without responsibility, Britney needs friends who recognize the enormous responsibilities she has, not a silly school girl.
Alli was a shitty assistant. She didn't properly manage Shitney's busy schedule of boozing, drugging, sucking pap dick, losing her kids and her trips in/out of rehab and psycho wards. THINK of all the other wild and crazy shit she could have done with an assistant who appreciated time management.
I like britney, but she did use her fame and money to snatch Kfed, though he's not much, from Shar when she was pregnant. Shar could have lost her baby and her mind. THe good thing is Britney has learned early in life that the same pain can come back to you.
Britney caused a lot of people pain. She tested the laws of nature. The pain is coming back to her three times three.
Blessed be.
THINK of all the other wild and crazy shit she could have done with an assistant who appreciated time management.
October 3, 2008 11:25 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
AMEN!
I HAVE TO SAY...I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT ALI SIMS, EXCEPT THOSE WHO PRAISE HER AS BEING NICE AND SWEET. HOW DO YOU WATCH A FAMILY MEMBER BE BROUGHT DOWN, HUMILIATED, PROSTITUTED BY PAPS, AND ALLOW A DEVIL LIKE LUFTI, AND A NASTY PIECE OF SCUM LIKE ADNAN, TAKE OVER HER LIFE, MONEY AND DIGNITY. ALI IS AS MUCH A FAULT FOR BRITNEY'S DOWNFALL. IF SHE WITNESSED THESE ACTS, WHY DIDN'T SHE GO TO THE FAMILY WITH IT. ALI, YOU CAN ONLY DREAM TO HAVE WHAT BRITNEY HAS AND IS. YOUR ATTEMPT TO GAIN FAME AND FORTUNE AFTER THE DOWNFALL OF BRITNEY, IS USELESS. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL EVER SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO BECOME BRITNEY. IT IS WHAT IT IS.....