Brit Being Set Up By Dad...With Benji?!?

no..... shes not.. nice try though...

Merry Christmas Shitney...Paris gives the gift that can never be returned...her herpes!

THEYD ACTUALLY MAKE A BETTER COUPLE THAN HIM AND PARIS..

HOW FUNNY WOUL DIT BE TO SEE BRITNEY AND BENJI TOGETHOR AN DPARIS CRYING TRYING TO ACT LIKE IT DOESNT HURT THAT SOMEONE SHE USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH STOLE THE GUY SHE STILL IN LOVE WITH

HAHHAHA

HOOK THEM UP I WANT TO SEE PARIS REACTION

It is on good authority, that yes, Benji and Britney have been on a couple dates already. According to sources, Benji was a good match for her because he is so down to earth, and he is sensitive. She felt comfortible in his presence.

Britney is emotionally expensive, can Benji afford that?
Paris seems void of real emotion so (in many senses of the word) she was easy, but Britney on the other hand....not so easy.
He is a man who makes his own money. He's a stable guy who could possibly take her away to the places she wants to go with her babies and just get away from it all. He has the means and he doesn't thrive on the spotlight.
I say GO FOR IT!
xoxo

Definitely go for it! It would be a far cry from that manipulative,leeching, spot light hungry loser Adnan.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO OTHER GUYS IN THE WORLD TO DATE BUT THESE LOSSERS. WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE OF TASTE

Dude: this is a TOTAL lie.
There is absoultley NO evidence to support this. They havent been SEEN hanging out. rumors, rumors, rumors. They probably have NEVER hung out.

nice set up but oohh so fake!!!

IF this story were true, Benji Madden is far too good for Shitney. He doesn't need all her baggage or mental unfitness. Shitney should remain chaste for the rest of her sorry, pathetic life and concentrate on her children, which she conveniently seems to forget she has. Human garbage.

It isn't a lie, they were witnessed together at the Peninsula Hotel by many of the staff.

SHE MARRIES A LEE. SHE MARRIES A LEE. SHE MARRIES A LEE.

SHE MARRIES A LEE. SHE MARRIES A LEE. SHE MARRIES A LEE.

What is Hotie like chase crawford and Micheal doing with a woman like britney. Thewhole story is lies. i doubt benji is dating her since he was just with Paris. She love to date men who are in relationship. No real man will date a woman like her.

How pathetic is this story. More than likely she is so diseased that no one will date her. I'm betting on that. This Benji thing is simply to create interest and show that she's 'normal'. That'll never happen.

i mean nothing against him, i'm sure that he's a really nice guy, it's just that she's a queen and he's a peasant, how could it work? do we remeber the last time she dated a peasant, what happened? K-fed anyone?

What man in his right mind would want to near that fat ugly slut?

what is benji doing with spears? he too clean and decent for her. he don't need any drama in his life ,so i doubt the story is true.

i mean nothing against him, i'm sure that he's a really nice guy, it's just that she's a queen and he's a peasant, how could it work? do we remeber the last time she dated a peasant, what happened? K-fed anyone?

Oh NO Paris wouldn't have that...GUARENTEED ! He's way to good for Slutney and this is PURE FICTION. Slutney spears IS NOT DATABLE ! SHES A BRAIN DEAD COW, IF ANYONE WOULD REALLY DATE HER IT WOULD BE FOR 1 THING, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Shes not even fuckable. Who could F*u*c*k someone who looks mentaly retarded ???

Oh NO Paris wouldn't have that...GUARENTEED ! He's way to good for Slutney and this is PURE FICTION. Slutney spears IS NOT DATABLE ! SHES A BRAIN DEAD COW, IF ANYONE WOULD REALLY DATE HER IT WOULD BE FOR 1 THING, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Shes not even fuckable. Who could F*u*c*k someone who looks mentaly retarded ???

This story is a total fabrication, a fucking lie. But, as usual, there are people on here stupid enough to believe it.

AHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE STORYS GET FUNNIER EVERY DAY ! WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH !! SHES BAT SHIT CRAZY AND WILL BE ALONE WITH PAW PAW FOREVER !!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I have some ocean front property for sale in Nashville...CHEAP. Any of you britards interested ??

So Daddy wants to find a husband for crazy so he can pass her off, how sweet of him.

Paris and britney are friends. Bengi and Paris and britney are all friends. BFD.

Dear Mommy
We just wonder why you forget about us. Daddy says it's because you joined the circus. You join the circus mommy ? Daddy says we are better off with you in the circus that way we wont end up at the hospital AGAIN. My daddy has a new girlfriend shes perty, not hairy and greasy like you. She knows how to read and she loves britards money. I wish we could spend the night at her house instead of yours mommy. When we are at your house the camera lights bother us. Daddy hides us from the cameras, he is a GOOD daddy. Where you go with the circus next mommy, hong kong ? Daddy says other countries dont care if you cant sing. They just like circus acts. It makes them laugh. Well got to go mommy, the nanny who I love more than you is going to clean me now, maybe you should let her clean you mommy, she does a good job.
Jayden and Preston

NOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT WANNA BE PUNK DUMBASS. GAHHHH WHAT A FREAK OF NATURE! PLEASE NOOOO. IM BEGGING YOU BRITNEY!

Britney loves her babies above all else. Paris and Benji are disgusting wannabe friends of her and Paris' one good deed in life was showing the world Britneys superfluous pussy.

More manipulation of the press to make her 'seem' normal. And isn't it a shock how this comes exactly when news comes out that Kfed is now dating a much hotter girl! And it's pretty damn hilarious that her manager was cold calling these poor bastards to 'arrange' something a booty call. Since MADden has already knocked it in the well known to be DISEASED giraffe snacth of Hilton, it probably means Brit won't catch anything new (but maybe MADden will). He seems to be the perfect desperately press starved douchenozzle to be arranged to stick it in the cow-and you know she asked for dick in the first minute that she could! Daddy knows that feeding her dick is the only way to keep her from cutting the puppet strings and running off to the nearest drug dealer for a well needed OD! I bet her team laughed with nervous relief as they listened to them bump uglies from outside the door! The smell in that room must have been horrible afterwards as new diseased were born in that room!

Britney really like Jayden because he's too slow (in all ways) from his FAS and disabilities to crawl away to safety like Sean does! Plus little JJ looks just like her retarded ass when she puts the make up on him and dresses him up in girly stuff! Poor bastard! At least Sean is able to figure it out and avoid her/runthefuckaway!

even the haters believe this story

Well she's been whining about not getting dick, so what else are they supposed to do! Arrange for her to get dick or she freaks out! Pretty simple.

Britney loves JJ more than Sean because Sean looks like his father. Kfed is another disgusting figure in her life and the sooner she cuts ties with him the beter. She should have got 100% custody.

Ha! They probably tried calling all the cute ones first and all they could get was this desperate loser!!!

Britney deserves only the best dick in the world. I dont understand why men arent flocking to her wanting to stay at Palace De La Britney on Summit Circle. It should be the hottest place in The Hills. But Papa doesnt want her getting into trouble and mixing with the wrong crowd like she did the last time. Youll be ok Britbrit sweety, Stay strong, the men will follow.

Kimmerly,
You sound like an idiot! The "best dick in the world"? Give me a break. You really don't understand why men aren't flocking to her? Maybe the word lunatic rings a bell. Any real man would not want anything to do with that thing.

11:02- she does get it, her dad gives it to her every night!

Perhaps Dim Kim is finally halfway right for one lucky time! One Shitney would be a foul and evil hearted enough egg donor to reject poor SP because he looks like her ex and not her! That would take some real nastiness, but Brit would seem to be more than up for that task!

Britney isnt a lunatic. Shes a loving sweet kind hearted woman. She went a bit silly last year but thats only because she was influenced by Sam and Adnan. When all her troubled past clears from her head im sure she'll be out there on the scene. She deserves nothing less. Britney will be open for business soon enough.

11:26, sorry, I should have been more specific and said new dick that isn't related to her. He probably has her wear the hooker boots as she strips to banjo music!

You mean her twat will be open for business?

I meant 11:21, and not 11:26 on that last comment!

nice photochopped picture!! ha. they are not dating, dont believe everything you read.

Yes Anon @ 11:26, i saw the way she let go of Seans hand in her Xmas message and let him wander off. Only to huggle and compliment JJ on his cute burp. Shes so clever and witty, "As my son burps" awwww so sweeet.

11:29, yeah, I heard a rumor that banjo music really gets him a goin'! And those hooker boots are all scuffed up from ridin bare-back!

Of course it's a photoshopped pic. Who couldn't figure that out? But X isn't the only one to have this story either. She's already whined about it, so how else are they going to get peen and publicity for her? I would bet it's true and I actually hope she gets pregnant with this loser's spawn. It would be a Disaster of Epic Proportions and the fans would get someone new to focus all of their extreme hatred on to! Haters and fans would both win something! He's the perfect patsy! He even sorta looks like Oswald! Maybe his bullets aren't to diseased from Hilton to shoot!

TMZ said Britney belched. She blamed JJ.

Her Cowboots? omg seriously, if those leather lovlies were digging into my back with her legs thrown over my shoulders. OMFG Yes Please.

Britney's scraping the bottom of the barrel for fans. Kimmerly's living proof.

500,000 album sales are proof. Ah yes I think so!

Look at pathetic Kimmerly! Begging for attention by saying stuff that is so incredibly stupid that it begs to be challenged! It would be scary to think that she is actually that stupid, but it's probably just an act! Or is she that stupid? Look Kim, I just gave you some much needed attention-aren't you just thrilled!

Weird the way Britney and Paris pass the same dick back and forth. I wonder how many STD's they have.

Kimmerly that stupid.

You know that nasty, balding, tattooed choad monkey rode the Hilton snatch trap bare back like a dirty sailor. At least he won't have to use a step ladder for Miss Stumpy Legs. Disease passing shouldn't be a factor in this one!

kimmerly is a certified idiot.

Britney never had sex with Benji. He just WISHES he could get some of her. Britney would never let any of that dispecable secondhand from Paris dick get near her. She may be short but it makes her pretty body squish out all the more.. oooerrr yesss

I rode Britney wheel barrel style. Umm I mean tractor style.

Yeah, squish out like rancid mayo shooting out the edges of a foul, crazy, Lithium sandwich!

I mean like her squiahy tummy and thighs.. mmmm i might have to look at her pretty pics from VMA 07 again. Wasnt too bad really, she would have done better if that bitch from hell Ssrah didnt cuss out her babies. How MTV could allow such things to said is beyond me. If i was near enough i would lynched that bitch.

I just lost my lunch.

Its called freedom of speech kimmerly. We dont lynch people for speaking the way they feel. Please go back to 1850 where you belong.

She deserved the crap she got at the awards. Showed up completely out of her head and proceeded to jiggle aimlessly around the stage. It was tragic.

People like Kimmerly who talk about their sexual fantasies and perversions in blogs, don’t have sex lives. She needs to get off in the worse possible way. The freak should hire a lesbo whore who looks like her white trash idol.

Now she talks about killing people. No big surprise there. I still think it's an act for attention seeking. The alternative is just too scary to consider! She's trying to play this blog like a fiddle. I'm not buying it! I call bullshit!

Dear Mommy
We just wonder why you forget about us. Daddy says it's because you joined the circus. You join the circus mommy ? Daddy says we are better off with you in the circus that way we wont end up at the hospital AGAIN. My daddy has a new girlfriend shes perty, not hairy and greasy like you. She knows how to read and she loves britards money. I wish we could spend the night at her house instead of yours mommy. When we are at your house the camera lights bother us. Daddy hides us from the cameras, he is a GOOD daddy. Where you go with the circus next mommy, hong kong ? Daddy says other countries dont care if you cant sing. They just like circus acts. It makes them laugh. Well got to go mommy, the nanny who I love more than you is going to clean me now, maybe you should let her clean you mommy, she does a good job.
Jayden and Preston

A note from Jayden and Preston

There are alot of trannys she could hire that dress up as britney. Most of them are a lot prettier than the actual britney though.

Agreed, it is bullshit!

Later!

lol, of course it is.

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY LOVE BENJI!!!!!!!

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY LOVE BENJI!!!!!!!

Britji forever!

The problem with the names on the list is that britney already has a type and these guys are not her type. She is only into wiggers and maybe that is her problem in the first place. To be into guys who have no personality of their own and look to others to copy so that they can try to be cool fits britney well because she has no personality if her own. She has been copying madonna for years now and at this point she has nowhere to go with her copycat ways because even madonna has lost what she once had. She no longer is the material girl and now exists as a botoxed surgically enhanced 50 year old has been. Maybe sarah silverman was right. She said that britney had accomplished everything that she was ever going to accomplish at 25. I wish britney well, but what you now have is someone who is nothing more than a shell of her former self.

I think it's great Britney now has two chilren. Now she will have two kids her own age to play with, lol.

Yes, they'd make a hot couple, however, this photo is so photoshopped. And the article is probably 99% bull.

Sad...however for stupidity , spiritual arogance izz only suffering what helpzz...
Much Love however :)

ETs spirits ?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead hit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

My soul , my inner light that fragile innocent child in me.
So Precious.
Worth to care for.
Worth to live for .
Love :)

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks Britney for having shaved your had again.
Thanks Britney for having rertired NOW!
Much Love however... :)

Wonder how many Hollywood crotches this will make that will have been infected with Paris's Herpes.

Shitney hooking up with benji? That would be different incept skanky paris would probley freak out or probley get jealouse if she saw them hanging out together.

What a joke this whore is.

How much is Jamie Payin him?

9:22, your right, selling half a million copies of your album in one week is a big joke. Having two top ten singles right now is a joke. Get over it, she's far from a joke and had accomplished more in the last YEAR than you ever will. Loser.

IMO, Britney can do much better than Benji but for him, it's definitely a step higher than Paris.

Britney looks gorgeous in that pic!

PHELPS AND METCAFF PROBABLY HUNG UP AND THEN THREW UP AFTER THAT PHONE CALL!! How pathetic to have to have your daddy TRY to get you a date at the age of 27.

Britney doesnt really have the best choice in deciding suitable guys she should be with. I think its really kind for her Papa to be looking after her and finding men for her.

Brits dad is a total idiot. The only thing that dumb ass can pick is his nose. Brit is a prisoner. Jamie is a ticking time bomb. Watch what I say. This entire situation will explode.

NOO I like Paris & Benji Better! :)

Not sure I would call being set up with Shitney a "win" . . . .

Poor Benji - he will never recover from being associated with the crazy one - whether or not this story is true. My sympathy goes out to him.

9:30 I agree with you.

Britney Spears and Benji Madden are not dating!

In Touch reports the Good Charlotte rocker, 29, and Spears, 27, have been hooking up -- but Spears' publicist Holly Shakoor denies any connection.

"The claims made by In Touch are completely false," she tells E! News. "There is not an ounce of truth to any of it."

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whoever Brotney picks he will be a very lucky man, not only is she so taltented, she is a great mom, she has been thru so much and she has become a very strong woman, and last Britney has a heart of gold, I wish her all the best Heres to you Britney all the way

love janice

A great mom? What a JOKE!!!! I guess abusing the kids to the point of the courts jumping in and stripping them away doesn't matter to some of the shit for brains people out there! And I mean OUT THERE!!!!

Did Benji dump Shar Jackson?!!

Are you people really this stupid or is it pretend. There are enough posts onf this board over a rumor that is not true and anyone with any sense would not even consider it. Her father and Larry Rudolph would not be fixing her up for dates. And to the idiot that is constantly bringing up Shar Jackson, it does not matter that the dumb girl went and got herself pregnant by Kevin and they were not married. She and Kevin are behind that relationship which was not what he was looking at once she was knocked up. He married Britney and she married him. Maybe some of you do not understand marriage but intelligent people know the difference between a shack up, a piece of ass and a marriage vow. They have two cute kids together and things did not work out. Divorce is hard on most people. I do not know why you people can not stay in the now. Her sex life seems to be very tittilating to some of you. You think you are not some what sick in the head??? Man every time I come here it gets worse and worse. Next week there will be rumors she is dating Simon Cowell and Rusell Brand. I am curious if any of you actually know what people do on dates. You can go out to dinner without pulling down your panties and getting it on. Oh and girls going out to dinner does not mean Taco Bell or McDonald's. I guess the week after it will be a female back up dancer. You people are all gullible, haters and Britney lovers need to get off this board and get some rest. Take your minds off Britney's life for a while. Surely you must be tired after such a long night of arguing.

Boy, you must think you're the SMARTEST F'ING PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!! Nice of you to take all this time that you take, which is frequently (even by your own admission) to announce how smart you are and then bitch about coming here! You're the type of person that shows up somewhere uninvited and you are too stupid to see that everyone there is saying 'Oh shit, not that arrogant asshole again!'. I GUARANTEE it is said about you! Hey, why don't you take your own advice and GO FUCK OFF AND DIE!!! The world will be a better place without you!

Benji needs to quit slumming around & find a Nice girl.

I didn't like it that Benji was with Paris, because I don't think Paris is ready to settle down like Benji is. And I'm feeling sick that he's dating Britney Spears now. With the type of person he is, a barbie is not who is going to be a good match for him. Its weird though, I actually thought they would have dated way before now. But it's Benji's life, he's a dear sweet man, and what ever he does, I just hope he doesn't get hurt too many more times before he finds the one.