Brit In Black!

Britney farted and Diddy smelled it. Whewwwwwwwwwwww

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Love you brit !

Damn! She's looking hot!

Shucks yall, we juz got in from da homeless shelter

She looks beautfiul!!! Only if she can fix her hair, she looks even more beautiful. Can't wait for her performance

twotney is so fucking ugly there. she looks like an oily fart

Do you know the definition of "skinny"? I don't think so! I'm a size 3 and I'm not skinny! But she is looking more slender then usual.

Ugh! This bitch still looks like crap. That hair is just straight up nasty.

OMG!!! She looks beautiful!!!!!! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the definition of "skinny"? I don't think so! I'm a size 3 and I'm not skinny! But she is looking more slender then usual.

look at her fucking hair? oh my fucking god she is disgusting

cris angel looks like an absolute hobo. disgusting.

Time to put the white bag in the closet Britney. In fact, why don't you keep it company until after Easter.

look at that crap in her cart she is buying!

There's Alli Free Ride.

and look at magic boy. he is just fucking creepy, he makes my skin crawl, no way would i let his nasty ass penis touch me

God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

5:58 you are posting the same crap at TMZ. We don't like it and neither do they. Take a hike!

she is not looking skinny. No, no.

man she is getting uglier

what a dumb fucking hick, she carries her luggage with her, that purse is fucking ugly. you could hide a body in that samsonite. and everyone knows you con't carry a damn white purse and wear black shoes. and you don't use a white purse after labor day. what a fucktard. but that samsonite errr purse i mean is fucking ugly just like skanky ho shitney. security better check those suitcases before they leave the store, probably full of shoplifted fishnets for twotney. her pussy stench melts holes in them faster than she can steal them

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why the hell is Alli buying a ball? Is that party shit? I don't think she has enough money. She looks worried. haha

She is Hott! She is looking thinner but that's what a tan will do for you! Can't wait to see her performance tommorow! I hope she shows skin! Well i know she will!

shes so hot fuck the haters!!

He and Britney make a good couple, because they both look like they STINK....

fucking twotney goes to cheap ass walgreens or Longs whatever it is, and buys her kids some cheap ass crap. here chuckies mommy bought you some souvineers from las vegas....probably cruising for some run for the border. hers wants some taco bell so she can cut some oily farts and magic boy can run close behind her so he can smell them all night long.

She still has her FAT legs and the bird's nest on her head. Anything for attention, I guess ! And Criss is the HOMELIEST guy I hav ever seen ! What's up with his W.C. Field's NOSE ????

I used to like her... but come on... she is getting uglier...

they both look like their on drugs, Cris and Brit are wasted. Mark my word.

Ali and Brit are using the same white purse?

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i wish twitney would hire me for her assistant. i would offer to cut her toenails for her and then i would steal all the clipped toenails so i could make a necklace out of them. if i am lucky they might still have toe jam on them. mmm i can't wait. i think i will wait until after she wears those brown cow boy boots all day long in the las vegas heat and then do them. hopefully those toenails will be extra cheesy and jammy by then. mmm mmm everything tastes good on a ritz cracker...

these people are supposed to have a lot of money but they all look dirty, cheap and poor

She still has her FAT legs and the bird's nest on her head. Anything for attention, I guess ! And Criss is the HOMELIEST guy I hav ever seen ! What's up with his W.C. Field's NOSE ????

britney is going to take over the world once again.. so all you haters can shove it!

she´s gourgeous here, looks like she lost 10 pounds, more or less. a looove britney because she never gets the rules. GO BRITNEY GO.

Imagine this...after all the posts about how Britney's career is over..here we are...before one of the most anticipated performances in VMA history....

It's Britney Bitch!

the problem with britney is not that she cant dress herself. lots of people cant dress themselves or take care of their appearance. not a crime. hello, thats why only few people are considered pretty or beautiful. their are lots of celebs who cant dress themselves, have no sense of style, nor can do their own hair or make up.
britney's problem is that she is a fucking idiot who has fired everyone around her: managers, publicists, stylists, hair and make up, her own parents for crying out loud! LOL. she thinks she can take care of everything herself. from her picking her own outfits, doing her own make up, doing her own choreography, etc. she is out on a mission to prove herself.
unfortunately, she just doesnt have all of those skills and simply cannot take on all of it - no one can! you name me one celeb who does EVERYTHING on their own, from their hair and make up to doing her own choreography. the results are apparent. and those of you looking for an amazing comeback tomorrow night at the VMA's are in for a sad disappointment. she will be OK, but nothing close to the britney we were used to seeing back in the day. until the fool recognizes that she needs help (in ALL areas of her life) and stops relying on the help and assistance of these retarded young girls who are not assistants and have almost no assisting experience, and tries to hire some PROFESSIONALS, she will fail.

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

fat, no talent, white trash idiot. whats to like?

What trailer park do they ALL live in. They are so trashy and nasty looking. They look like meth whores, all of them and Britney isn't coming back Christina, this bitch is crazy and so over. With her nasty trifling ass.

That Chris Angel is very unattractive and I am tired of her suckers....

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

she lives in the same trailer park next door to Jenny. they sit around snorting meth and stay up all night picking there faces and talking about boys. then they crank call kevin on the phone. jenny waits around for twitney to take a dump so she can check it for any peanuts or corn in it.

I just truly hope that there is a pair of NEW FISHNET STOCKINGS in that cart!!!

Who's the bleached blond with the green purse?

The tail is wagging the dog here, people! Can’t you see this fact? The VMAs don’t give two shits whether she’s good or not! The hype that is being built by the numerous “Will she or won’t she” questions will get people to watch. This is the most transparent marketing ploy I’ve seen in a very long time.

just keeps getting better and better

uncle mind fuck looks exceptionally hot, lol

Imagine this...after all the posts about how Britney's career is over..here we are...before one of the most anticipated performances in VMA history....

It's Britney Bitch!

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

I'm guessing Sunday will be Britney's weekly bath day, right? She looks like she would smell bad....and nice dark circles. And great idea to take E and roll the day before a performance.

he 2 giant white purses - TACKY as SHIT.

And does Alli know what season it is? She's just as fashionably inept as Britney.

OMG PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to see 99.9 % of you fat ass QUEENS you know your FUGLY and wish you were part of the cool crowd...

AMIR is right. I agree with all you said, especially about the leeches. It's really sad that she doesn't see it.

sheislooking better for a change,hopes everything goes well for her tomorrow and she doesnt end up being the laughing stock of hollywood.

BRITNEY,
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
THE QUEEN OF VMAs!!!
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5:55 How can you be a size 3 and NOT be skinny? When I weighed 88 lbs. I was a size 5. Maybe sizes have gotten bigger over the years because there are so many obese people in this country.

'round and 'round she goes....where she stops, nobody knows....

When you base 99.9% of your career on looking young and fuckable....then you'd better look that way. I'm sure most of the people posting here look just fine, but I highly doubt that they base their income on looking fuckable.

Britney has LOST every bit of her fuckable virgin attributes.

1. Alli is starting to dress like Britney....YIKES

2. She does look less bloated here. There has to be some trick she uses because one day she will look like a tub and the next look incredibly better.

MTV/VMA is using Britney also. They KNOW they will get an audience that wants to laugh at her trying to be sexy again. There is a small audience who actually is excited and thinks she will do well. Even the celebs who have been asked about it snicker first, then say something polite. I think you will see a lot of flashes to the audience, and they will be bending in their seats LAUGHING.

But maybe she will get a standing O. Who knows? It's a fickle (and highly immoral) crowd as it is.

For those of you that don't know your designer bags; Britney and Ali, are carrying $3,500 Versace Bags.
Also, she looks stupid with a white purse during this time of year.
And NO she does NOT look sexy, or hot. She's a McNasty looking fried up has been!!

For those of you that don't know your designer bags; Britney and Ali, are carrying $3,500 Versace Bags.
Also, she looks stupid with a white purse during this time of year.
And NO she does NOT look sexy, or hot. She's a McNasty looking fried up has been!!

I wonder is she gonna swim in the cement pond tonight with her friends? LOL She is so low class as my grandmother use to say....

Hopefully they will give her something decent to wear when performing. The top she has on in these pics has thick material to hold everything tight.

Break out the BIG-GIRL SPANX baby!! Britney is going to need it!

Maybe sizes have gotten bigger or people are just wishing/lying...because there is no way Kirstie Alley got down to 145 lbs. Even Oprah has fibbed. She was way bigger than what she claimed. I'm sure some of you are a lot younger, but I'm 50 and I sure as hell don't have what I once had. We all get older and change. Time takes it's toll on all of us, especially after kids. I just thank God gives me another day at this point in life.

So, I guess Britney KNEW that paparazzi PERSONALLY in order for her to call them a fat fuck, right??

You have to know someone personally to make a comment about them, right??

So, I guess Britney KNEW that paparazzi PERSONALLY in order for her to call them a "fat fuck", right??

You have to know someone personally to make a comment about them, right??

Who are these idiots who keep saying they love Briteny? Why? She is not the same person she was when she came out. She was too cute and didn't look like she stink, but this is not her. So how can you still like her, please don't I don't want to hear she rocks, she's hot and she's crazy and nasty looking. So please save it.

Why did Britney even have kids...it's not like she spends any time with them...she spends more time with her damn dog!!!

I'm thinking all the ones left who are Britney fans have to be the ones who were already fans from the beginning. I can't imagine her having any new ones.

Britney had kids because she was dying to be called a MILF. Unfortunately for her, she never made the title.

6:51 Thank you for making an excellent point!

good god, she looks absolutely horrible.
it does not even look like her, i saw pics of her and diddy and diddy wasnt' to happy taking a picture with her.

god brit, what the hell happened to you. she isn't skinnier, she is wearing black to hide it all.

what a waste and all the britards think this is a comeback.

LMAO !!!

Britters is probably sucking the hell out of her drug lollies because she's trying to stave off a full blown panic attack. Next she'll smoke a little to relax, then eat a bunch to feel loved, then drink a little to anesthesize, then maybe a pill or two to help her sleep. When she wakes up it'll be, yes, SUNDAY, the day of her comeback in her own mind and a few of her tard fans. It still wouldn't surprise me if she didn't show at the VMAs. I picture when you're leash-training a puppy, how they pull and pull to try to get out of the collar. That'll be our Shitters. Poor thing, I already feel embarrassed for her and it's only Saturday.

Alli - the peach-colored dress, beige shoes and white purse. It's SEPTEMBER, not APRIL, idiot.

She almost bailed at LAX. The same may happen again when reality sets in. I will believe it when I see it.

Get a grip, people. If she shows up, she'll pull it off because she'd have to be in a fucking coma to fuck this up. Look at all the distraction that's going to be on that stage to take away from the disaster she is. You got a magician, flying people, literally tons of smoke and mirrors, a passel of backup dancers. There's so much to focus on there's no possible way she could screw this up. Not that I don't think she really could if she tried, but aside from dropping dead then it's very unlikely this will flop.

That's not to say she isn't still a skank loser. But Monday she will be back to her old tricks. And Magic Boy there will be onto another Hollywood chick who he just happened to meet backstage. He's getting all he needs out of her and she's dumb enough to let him. Same shit with this loser chick. Different day.

I cringe for her.

I just hope there aren't jokes that they play on her...like having bald dancers with green umbrellas acting crazy while Rihanna sings Umbrella.

Hmmm....on 2nd thought - I'd kindof like to see that.

Don't they usually do some sort of spoof on someone?

She's doing a trust fall into her dancers hands at the end. She could fuck that up. I think she did once before, or maybe they will drop her. Either way, it would be funny.

I agree 7:02 - there is really no way she can fuck up. Now, if the cd skips...she might need to learn that jig from Ashlee Simpson. Or if her weave gets ripped off somehow...that might not be good. What else could go wrong? I just hope she doesn't give the crowd another twat shot.

I will Tivo it - can't bear to give it ratings by watching live, but I do want to laugh and analyze it later.

Britney has added weight from the last VMA appearance--- what do you think..at least 30lbs more?? Won't that impact her movement a bit? Maybe she won't move that much. Let's hope the Freak keeps her looking good with his circus mirrors.

BRIT,
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
YOU TOMORROW GO TO BE A SUCCESS!!!
GOD BLESS

Damn those sluts have to be from Kentwood. They all look like hookers and greasy magic boy looks like he just left the homeless shelter.

I am so amused by the Britney 'fans' and their inability to form a sentence that actually makes sense. Kinda tells everyone what's really up.

Leave it to Shitney to find a place where she can stock up on Correctol. She'll be shittin all night.

I love ya Britneyyy,you're cool,beautiful,talanted and a great mom.
God bless!!!Fuck ya'll Britney haters.

ok so Britney carries a wite purse and everyone goes balistic and makes crude remarks about it, but Angelina Jolie is photographed carrying a white purse along with her daughter who has the same "mini purse" and everyone thinks it is so cute... just goes to show everyone is going to criticize Britney no matter what she does. Give the girl a break... she has to constantly live under a microscope.

but do you know exactly WHEN the Jolie pics were taken? And Jolie and her daughter had similar bags...not matching hideous pieces. It wasn't the same "mini-purse".

I'm sure the ugly ass white bags were gifts to the twats...probably because they couldn't sell them.

Not looking SKINNY - looking SQUEEZED!

frm what ive heard in the grapevine, britney uses DIARETICS to the extreeem keep the pounds off...eat it like candy.

Diuretics would explain the emergency stops to public bathrooms, and the seepage stains on her ass.

OMG! Where are the HIDEOUS brown cowboy boots?

britney sooo fat its disgusting. lose some weight bitch!

coke whore britney

this is a sick world. how could you ppl praise this untalented waste of space?? shes a whore.

Angelina and Zahara pic was posted at TMZ on 9/7/07. OMG, after Labor Day. Oh and the little mini purse .....
Valentino
Histoire Bag
Price: $1,695.00
Little much don't you think and it's white!!!! But how cute is that.....
my point is why make such a big deal because Britney carries a white purse, it's all so stupid and insignificant. Her attire is no more outrageous than half the music industry celebs. The white after labor day rule is so 60's. who cares?

OMG what if Shitters takes a bunch of laxatives tonight so that she'll look "skinny" tomorrow and she still has the runs tomorrow night??? Oh, what a shame that would be..............

oh honey not even wearing black can help you. bitch is too FAT!!!!

was Angelina's bag the Valentino, or the kids'?

The bags that Britney has are ugly as shit. And 2 GROWN women having ugly matching bags is retarded.

Her cohorts look like sluts she picked up off the streets. Classless trash just like Britney. It amazes me how people think Hollywood is so glamorous. It used to be, but now it's full of ugly, fat, pathetically dressed, over-Botoxed, fake, plastic people who, for the most part, aren't even talented. I don't get it.

You call that hot??? Your turd is hot.

Gross!!! Criss Angel looks disgusting! If I saw him on the street I would cross to the other side. What a smarmy looking guy. Another example of classless trash, male version. Put him next to George Clooney or Johnny Depp - the contrast is startling. I must say, Criss and Brit-Brit look like they are of the same nasty caste.

Britney bought those bags the other day: one for her and one for Ami. It's so juvenile. She really does think and act like a 12 year-old.

Wow!! Criss Angel is a sharp dresser. Definitely white trash, homeless sheik. Looks like he is just off the truck from Alabama. From his "look" one might assume that he could be living in a van down by the river. What a catch he would be for Britney. He could do Magic for the kids B-day parties. What is his act called? Something like "Criss Angel - Dumb Fuck?"

Do you really think he'd risk his health by hittin it with Brit? You'd need a rubber as thick as a tire inner tube!

OMG, I just watched a few seconds of her rehearsal. I don't know about you but I think it was absolutely boring, the same old shit, AND she looked out of shape and like she was just going through the motions. Ugh, I had a feeling ........

I agree. It's similiar to the House of Blues to me. She is just kind of following along and stiff.

Cause I really have identity I'ts like there's too much STUPID PEOPLE in this fucking forum or how it deserves to be called!! Why don't u shut up ur fucking ass??!! C'mmon y'all stop fucking ur mothers maybe u r gonna get back some brain if u have ever had it!! LEAVE THE GIRL alone!! Don't u have anything to do??I mean more important that critizing BS?? Don't u have a fucking life FUCKERS??At least look for sth u like to spend and not waster ur time!! And please don't mention her if u don't know her and if u know how to read stop reading Us wekly or those bullshit and make ur brain raise a bit so maybe u could think in something positive and then learn how it feels to have a life. oooh and I forgot...tomorrow someone is gona close and shut up some broken asses!!

Who the fuck needs a purse that big? Is she packing a picnic dinner? Is it an overnight bag? Maybe she's carrying enough coke to cover her until she gets home.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT Melisa F LEAVE!! NO ONE IS BREAKING YOUR ARM TO READ THIS STUFF AND YOU DAMN SURE CAN'T TELL PPL WHAT TO DO OR SAY SOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK OFF!!

Melisa - stay off the booze.

Melisa F - I'm sure you've been told this repeatedly in your life...but one more time won't hurt--- SHUT YOUR TWAT, YOU DUMB FUCK.

You can't form ONE coherent sentence. I hope English is your 5th language.

Man - I hope that her performance isn't like that practice. And PLEASE don't let her wear that. It's practically the same thing she tried squeezing into (pre-baby she didn't even look good) years ago. And the moves ARE BOOOOOOORING. She'd better do something way better, or she's toast.

After seeing that practice...I am majorly cringing for her. Why isn't someone who cares stopping her?? Oh, I guess I answered my own question - no one gives a shit about her.

She is crazy for doing this on her own. It's boring and repetitive. The circus atmosphere will make it even worse. She needs to call it a day and go home.

Doesn't look like she's even going to lip-synch. Maybe she will pull the hat down low enough that you can't see her mouth.

I'm sure she will pull it together, but doesn't look like any real dancing is going to happen. And I'm guessing she chose the 'outfit'. Very disappointed already. Maybe they will change it up.

8:36 Melissa Rocks! You tell them girl. It's just some total loser with nothing better to do than fuck around on these sites and hate Britney. The guys is well..... quite a loser. We all just ignore him... All the hater posts are by one sad sad weirdo.

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I just hope she doesn't go home and kill her kids after this.

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

how does she stay skinny? she always eating fast food, and drinks?

how does she stay skinny? she always eating fast food, and drinks?

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

wow her legs look amazing

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

If her current group of friends gave a shit about her - they would provide other clothing for her performance.

Hey, I thought this was the "Britney" site. Both Just Jared and Perez posted a video of Britney's MTV rehearsal 15 minutes ago. You guys need to wake up!!

She will freak out and think the sky is falling, or write 666 on her forehead and go screaming down the halls that she is the Antichrist.

=D

Is this House of Blues or VMA practice?

say it's not true - you're joking right? of course she's not wearing that on her performance ¬¬ it was just a rehearsal! i'm pretty sure she'll wear a nice outfit!

yeah, there's no WAY she will wear that outfit. One can only hope.

She should pull out that "Evil Britney" "Voodoo" denim daisy duke skirt that she wrote all over with an ink pen and then wore to House of Blues. That must have been when her meds wore off.

=D

I'm sure Criss Angel will find her something nice to wear. He's so classy.

=D

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too!
At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !

Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"?

She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too? She gave them Nyquil & soda, nothing would surprise me!

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them! Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

BRITNEY YOU ARE BEST!
A GOOD MOTHER, TALENTED SINGER, NICE PERSON.
CMON YOUR GOING TO ROCK THE VMA'S, LADY!
BIG HUGS FROM SPAIN!!!
WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

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britney is great, just wait for 2morrow

A lot of people on Perez are saying it's not her. It does look much thinner than her, but it looks likeher moves.. I guess we will see tomorrow night.

EVERYONE AT PURE MANAGEMENT RIPPED ON HER FOR HOURS ALL WEEK. AND, SHE MADE NOTHING CLOSE TO $250K... LOL ... TAO AND PURE MAKE UP AMOUNTS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE ONE CLUB HAS MORE CASH TO THROW AROUND THAN THE OTHER. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE. SHE ALMOST GOT BOOED OUT OF LAX WHEN THEY "MADE" AM PLAY HER TRACK. PEOPLE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE WTF IS THIS.

9:30 shut the f*ck up asshole and go to f+yourself

Great post AMIR! I agree with everything you said.

I hope she comes to her senses soon.

I have a feeling that not everyone in the industry is 'great' with her being there and I do think she will get booed. For the right money, some idiot will do it. If this was Britney in the video, and I'm not convinced it was, she was stiff and unsure of herself. She kept looking at the other dancers and following their lead. The old Britney would never do that (practice or not). She is a lil overweight, older and just not the same person she once was. I think this act will be mediocre at best. I still think there is a chance she will bail. She tried at LAX and you can tell her confidence is not quite there. I'm not a fan, just calling it as I see it. I really hope I'm wrong and this doesn't turn into the circus I suspect it will.

omg... the haters are so fucked up.... that when Brit does awesome ... they say it is not her... man LMAO.... Now that is some denial... oh oh... the one about... they "fixed" the video so she looks slim.. ahahhahhahha... hating eats your brain cells obviously.

still no rehearsal on youtube... sign

breath heavy has a link to the vma rehearsal on you tube

breath heavy I would like to post... but it doesn't work for me.... it is excrutiatingly slow... I wasn't able to create an identity... drag

someone commented about her stomach... looking big in pap photos... way back when when i was 5'5' and 118lbs. I was in fantastic shape BUT... if I totally relaxed my stomach muscles I would have a stomach... so I think those shots are of BRIT totally relaxed with somewhat slouchy posture...

My bro is on the crew handling the staging for MTV and said this girl is a dancer hired as a stand-in for the back-up dancers’ rehearsal. He was THERE. These people are getting all worked up over NOTHING. Anyone who has seen Britney partying at Pure, etc., this weekend can easily tell that this is a different person.

10:25 YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.... MTV DON'T FUCK AROUND... AND IF IT IS YOUR BROTHER.... HE JUST LOST HIS JOB!

THIS WAS A STUNT BY MTV. IT IS NOT HER!

Every time Brit did the VMA's they did video of her rehearsal.. don't be silly of course it is her...

Low class refers to the people who would write hateful lies about people they don't even know. I guess it makes them feel superior.

Britney has muscles in her legs, from dancing. She has been looking nice and toned since she started back at dance class. Probably y'all don't recognize muscles earned by exercise and dancing.

She looks clean to me.

I think the show has everything well in hand for the performance and Britney will be superb. One thing she can do is put on a stage performance like this one coming up.

It is Brit.......she is wearing her jewellery and the "wedding finger ring"

what did Alli drop on the floor or almost step on?

BELIEVE WHAT YOU PLEASE
IT IS A BODY DOUBLE FOR THE MAGIC TRICK

Britney Spears is absolutely fascinating. I have never seen anything like it. From tabloid hell to rocking the VMA's. I have NEVER seen the music industry with whiplash... they were looking back... thinking she was washed up... and woooooaaaaaaaa... what the fuck? Like magic.. she's hot, she rocks and she's a good mama! Awesome... she looks totally confident and in her element in that rehearsal.. expect more great things from this incredible young woman. AND NEVER DOUBT HER AGAIN!!!!

I think Britney's family and her Mama should be damn proud. It must be hard to see your baby go off and do her thing on her own... but she had to one day... and despite all the controversy.. she must have learned from her family how to survive! I hope they send her huge bunches of flowers... or maybe her Mom will show up on the VMA;s and give her a BIG HUG and a bouquet of flowers... that would be awesome

BRITNEY FUCKING SUCKS!

Idont know why you guys keep saying shes beautiful and skinny and blah blah blah bunch of kiss ass, shes fuckin ugly.

OK SORRY IT COULD BE A BODY DOUBLE... SORRY HATERS GOT MY BACK UP... YA KNOW?

If that is a body double..... that is one hell of a match... I don't thin Brit's stomach looks that thin... but she is in shape....

It has been confirmed that the woman in the MTV rehearsal was not Britney Spears but a lookalike. The rehearsal was for the backup dancers and the impersonator that will take her place during the actual performance.

Sorry.... not buying this... the LAST THING they would want to do is spoil things by bringiing up body double shit... there is NO WAY mtv would ruin it and confirm it. Show me a link to MTV?

I think that was Perez impersonating Britney? Oh so that is the BIG SURPRISE!!!!! I only like Perez now that he came to his senses and loves Britney...

Not the drug laced lollipops again. She really needs help.

FUCK U HATERS :P Lick My Dick .I.

Britney will REOCK this year VMAs

Just Wait, and see......

What do you mean is'nt she looking skinny, maybe you meant - does'nt she look out of it.
Who cares if it is an "honour" to host the VMA's or not, no-one is proud of her, she is a mess and by taking on this she is hoping that everyone is just going to forget and forgive her. Well I guess Kevin is sitting back watching very carefully because when he gets custody of the boys he is going to get ½ her money.
Britney is not smart at all. And believe me no-one really cares if she is on VMA's or any other show for that matter. She should have said no so that she could be fixing her mess at home. Just shows you what priorities she has, she obviously does not really care about keeping her kids.
Britney a message from your former fans, give it up! We do not really give a damn any longer, just remember that there are so many people around you who will not tell you the truth, but we on the outside are not biased and not paid to tell you lies! So maybe you should start listening to others who see it the way it is.

Stop with the hating already!! Well, maybe not its actually very very funny! These HATERZ sure are desperate for more and more!!

Baby tune in tomorrow so she can give you more to talk about!!!!

LOVE Britney!!!!!!

Just saw the video of Britney's opening act.
Well, like I said she should be opening the local escort agency instead.
Her moves are stupid as well as her new song. Someone with less talent can be doing a better job.
Go home to your kids Britney, they need you more than the viewers do.

What video of her opening act??

Sounds like yur making up stuff. Anonymous at 11:34 you go home with your fucken kids or brother watever the fuck you have! If you have any! LOL!!

Jade honey, I know it sucks that you ain't famous and rich like Britney. And you are stuck at honme with a shitty husband and a couple of screaming babies and dishes to do. But hating Britney is NOT the way to happiness. It is sooooo sad that you can not see that Britney is a survivor and despite FEDEX's crap...she will rise to the top again. She will ROCK the VMA's and go home and be a great Mom on Sunday afternoon... so chill out.

11:34 MTV released a video of Brit doing a rehersal. And if you are outside of the US go to You Tube.. or breath heavy has a link to the you tube video in exhale

I find Britney's story inspirational.. despite what people say... trying to hurt you or bring you down... you keep being you and keep working to reach your dream... I think Britney is awesome...

She looks pretty..go Britney :)

WHITE after LABOR DAY is a common staple now...That old-fashioned rule hasn't applied for a few years now. Don't talk about fashion unless you know it! Check out Jolie's recent pics, she's carrying a similar white bag. You have to pick a white in a heavier fabric, that's all.

You call that hot? are you for real? That's not hat. That's a mess and not a hot one.

I wonder what it was like for Britney.... Manager, Mother...Kevin ALWAYS telling you what you can and can't do... seeminlgy NEVER being able to make up your own mind... and make your own mistakes... So now she has the chance... interesting... and the confidence she has... they tried to tell her she couldn't... WOW never tell this girl she can't! She will!

I hope her Mom has the decency to be proud of her performance tommorow!

Im routing for her! I hope she rocks the VMA's and puts all the haters to rest. Well that will never happen but at least she can try lol. Team Britney!

has anyone heard her song that leaked on youtube called been a while it's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny????? No, she doesn't look skinny.
She does look less fat than the last couple of months, but still not in shape enough.

You are beautifull Britney and your song "Gimme More" is amazing !!!! You are back and you are the best!!!! See you at the VMA's!!!!!!!!Love you!!! Your biggest french fan!!!!

You are beautifull Britney and your song "Gimme More" is amazing !!!! You are back and you are the best!!!! See you at the VMA's!!!!!!!!Love you!!! Your biggest french fan!!!!

You are beautifull Britney and your song "Gimme More" is amazing !!!! You are back and you are the best!!!! See you at the VMA's!!!!!!!!Love you!!! Your biggest french fan!!!!

You are beautifull Britney and your song "Gimme More" is amazing !!!! You are back and you are the best!!!! See you at the VMA's!!!!!!!!Love you!!! Your biggest french fan!!!!

You are beautifull Britney and your song "Gimme More" is amazing !!!! You are back and you are the best!!!! See you at the VMA's!!!!!!!!Love you!!! Your biggest french fan!!!!

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me
So precious
Love :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same stinking shit.
No Thanks:)

Astral life?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Mesage from God to Britney .
I do not watch over you anymore
Contact Sunnyday he will give you the clues.
Love :)

OMG!!! Britney you are HOT!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are her kids? and who is taking care of them? Maybe we should focus on her motherhood skills for a moment.

Gimme more is already N°1 everywhere!Weldone Britney!!!

Britney is BACK!!!!!!!! she is so cute! i love she!

Since when did Tootsie Pops come in green?

I really love Brit, but I just dont think she looks good at all. Really white-trash og messy! But I really love her and think she's great but she got to get her self together

IS that a tattoo on her foot?

IS that a tattoo on her foot?

STOP CALLING HER FAT!!!!!!!11
YOU ARE THE FAT! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LOSERS!!!STUPID AND UGLI !!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!
YOUR MOM IS A FAT SLUT!!!




BRITNEY YOU ARE PERFECT!!!
YOU ARE MY QUEEN! I LOVE YOU!!

Criss Angel is doing my head in:@:(lol
saw britney rehearse she looks amazing people r still sayin tht it isnt her:O
get a fuking life man!!!!!!!!!
cant wait for VMAs
but i have to wait until Monday i'm from UK

tanning makes you skinny!

OH GUYS, YOU ALL SHOULD COME HERE IN VEGAS, IT'S AMAZING HERE, WE CAN'T WAIT HERE TILL TOMORROW.

GOOOD LUCK BRITNEY, WE ALL WATCHIN' YOU.

LOVE IT! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER!
GIMME MORE!!!!!!
Can't wait til she comes to the UK, we miss her!xx

britney you are so hot !! we love you!!

britney you are so hot !! we love you!!

May God Be With You Britney Spears My Dear. You Can Do It Girl. GOO!!

Dr Greed
I'm Goin' To Las Vegas Too Tomorrow Mornin'.....

YAY GURL BRITNEY, GO BABY, GIVE THEM A LESSON.

She looks great!

She looks great!

I can't believe after ALL of these comments NO ONE has ID'd Shannon Funk she was Brit's "former" assistant who caused all the bullshit at the OK Mag shoot & according to several sources she was the one who stole the dresses & such from the shoot. She was also willing to sell her story to whichever weekly would pay the highest. She is bad news & I do not understand why Alli would tolerate this. She seems to be the smart twinsie. Shannon worked for Britney for 3 weeks & during that time Alli was no where to be found. Obviously she didn't want any part of that bitch. I do not understand why Britney allows these leeches to hang on her & use her to go places. This whole train wreck scene is BAD!!!!

Hahaha, a lot of comments are so funny.
A childrens hand is easily filled. Go Britney, lipsync and act retarded. Your brainless fans don't care.

BRITNEY YOU KICK ASS...I LOVE ALL YOUR SONGS!!! AND ALL THE REST OF YOU LOOSERS OUT HERE ARE ALL TALK..BUNCH OF PUSSSSSIESSSSSS

I can't believe after ALL of these comments NO ONE has ID'd Shannon Funk she was Brit's "former" assistant who caused all the bullshit at the OK Mag shoot & according to several sources she was the one who stole the dresses & such from the shoot. She was also willing to sell her story to whichever weekly would pay the highest. She is bad news & I do not understand why Alli would tolerate this. She seems to be the smart twinsie. Shannon worked for Britney for 3 weeks & during that time Alli was no where to be found. Obviously she didn't want any part of that bitch. I do not understand why Britney allows these leeches to hang on her & use her to go places. This whole train wreck scene is BAD!!!!

That is not a body double. She still looks thick to me, although I'm sure she had the body wrap done - which removes 2-4 inches temporarily (24-48 hours). That's totally what she looks like. That plus taking laxatives =frequent trips to bathrooms...even public ones.

I don't think she looks hot, but not fat....just thick.

That is not a body double. She still looks thick to me, although I'm sure she had the body wrap done - which removes 2-4 inches temporarily (24-48 hours). That's totally what she looks like. That plus taking laxatives =frequent trips to bathrooms...even public ones.

I don't think she looks hot, but not fat....just thick.

I can't believe after ALL of these comments NO ONE has ID'd Shannon Funk she was Brit's "former" assistant who caused all the bullshit at the OK Mag shoot & according to several sources she was the one who stole the dresses & such from the shoot. She was also willing to sell her story to whichever weekly would pay the highest. She is bad news & I do not understand why Alli would tolerate this. She seems to be the smart twinsie. Shannon worked for Britney for 3 weeks & during that time Alli was no where to be found. Obviously she didn't want any part of that bitch. I do not understand why Britney allows these leeches to hang on her & use her to go places. This whole train wreck scene is BAD!!!!

Whoever the dumbfuck who said Gimme More is #1 - please state the source, because it is not rated on Billboard. When (or IF) it makes it, it will appear at #50 or below, then drop off within a week. Anyone want to place a bet with me?

Whoever the dumbfuck who said Gimme More is #1 - please state the source, because it is not rated on Billboard. When (or IF) it makes it, it will appear at #50 or below, then drop off within a week. Anyone want to place a bet with me?

The problem with Britney making her own decisions is that she SUX at it. She can't run her own career, she can't dress worth a shit, she can't pick a decent man, and she can't be a decent mother. She can't even take a bath every day (which is a BIG sign of drug use).

There is a REASON that everyone else helped her with her image in the past - because Britney isn't smart enough to do it on her own. THEY are the ones she SHOULD be grateful for because Britney is a tasteless smelly TWAT.

Yeah, never tell her what to do! She'll show her shaved pimply meat curtains, go shave her head, hunt down the closest loser to marry, have kids she doesn't want to care for, etc....

COME ON! Britney needs to have all decisions taken AWAY from her. She is an incapable psychologically-unstable bitch.

The problem with Britney making her own decisions is that she SUX at it. She can't run her own career, she can't dress worth a shit, she can't pick a decent man, and she can't be a decent mother. She can't even take a bath every day (which is a BIG sign of drug use).

There is a REASON that everyone else helped her with her image in the past - because Britney isn't smart enough to do it on her own. THEY are the ones she SHOULD be grateful for because Britney is a tasteless smelly TWAT.

Yeah, never tell her what to do! She'll show her shaved pimply meat curtains, go shave her head, hunt down the closest loser to marry, have kids she doesn't want to care for, etc....

COME ON! Britney needs to have all decisions taken AWAY from her. She is an incapable psychologically-unstable bitch.

Sad thing it is. I remember her past VMA's performances, when she looked hot and sexy. And yeah sure, beauty fades one day and no woman stays the same in looks and weight over the years, but come on, the girl is still in her wenties!!!She should look even better now, instead she looks the way you're supposed to look when you're in your forties!!I can't believe it, what a shame, what a damn shame! And so what she's got 2 kids, Heidi Klum got 3 kids, didn't see her with any post-babyfat walking around. It's their job to look good and sexy and Brit is looking like white, slobby fat trash!

well, good luck tonight Brit!

Why does X17 feel the need to kiss her ass. They almost sound so stupid doing it...like high school kids. How can she look hot with deodorant stains, greasy hair and face (the norm for her), and that stupid lollipop which I'm sure is rotting her teeth with all that sugar. Oh yeah, and let's not forget the ashy knees.

Britney is so Hot!!

VMA's tonight!


I Love Britney Spears!!
member bBb bring Britney back

How come the only people who will hang with Britney are drugged up LOSER leeches? Says ALOT about Britney and her extreme lack of self-esteem....and the fact that no one else will hang out with her.

How come the only people who will hang with Britney are drugged up LOSER leeches? Says ALOT about Britney and her extreme lack of self-esteem....and the fact that no one else will hang out with her.

I'm sure she is footing the bills for all the partying. I remember when she got so mad and felt so used by people last year because she realized that she paid for her own birthday bash, and everything else.

Users and Losers is all Britney can attract.

That black dress and the white purse is s strange combination. And why in the world has she gone shopping in this outfit?

And why is X17 almost begging us to agree that she looks skinny?

What Britney needs are good friends, not her paid friends or assistants. People that will give her good advice that she can listen to. But I'm afraid she doesn't have any of those anymore, because they started to tell her the truth that she didn't want to hear, so to keep things easy for her, she surrounds herself with paid lackies that only tell her what she wants to hear. No wonder she seems to be lonely, as she has effectively surrounded herself by suck-up employees and hangers-on.

Anonymous, thank you for your comments. The funny thing is, I am not married, do not have screaming kids, do not have a boring husband. In fact it is all just the opposite! I am involved in the music industry and have been for many years. I know how it works, very well and unfortunately Britney is on the way out. The only way for her to get back in the game is for her to start acting like a human being, take responsibility for everything that she has done wrong. Learn to make good decisions on her own, and to stop listening to all the people that she pays to feed her crap. Believe me she is not the only one, but unfortunately for Britney she continues to screw up badly and that will continue to be her downfall.
I live around wealth and fame day in and day out, and I would never want it. If it means paying the price for my soul, I think I will hold onto my soul and good conscience, thank you.
If you think that being rich and famous is all that it is cracked up to be, believe me everyone should stand where I stand day in and day out and you will know that these people are so far from being happy for real. Money is everything for the image, but Britney cannot even get that right!
So, I thank you for being interested in my comments, it is just a pity that you have it wrong.

It's ok to have a white purse after Labor Day (IMO), but to buy TWO HUGE butt-ugly ones like that....I just think it's strange. Then to carry them TOGETHER - that is below juvenile level.

My guess is that the store needed to get rid of them, so they threw in one for free.

Note that Jolie had the purse out in the DAYTIME. Who takes a freaking white purse piece of luggage out clubbing at night?

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So precious.
Love :)

someone should take her kids away...she doesn't seem like she gives a crap about them with the incessant partying. she's a washed up loser.

someone should take her kids away...she doesn't seem like she gives a crap about them with the incessant partying. she's a washed up loser.

Her body looks BETTER, but she's still thick.

Here are the reasons she looks less chunky. Britney:
1 - got a deep dark tan
2 - got a body wrap (which takes away 2-4 inches for about 24-36 hours)
3 - took laxatives galore
4 - chose hefty backup dancers to make herself look smaller

PEREZ GOT A VIDEO WHERE BRITNEY IS REHEARSING Y´ALL!!!! and bitch is looking hoooot!

Brit looks awful..For a woman that make $700,000 a month she looks like SHIT.

Britney thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter. But really she's cold turds on a paper plate.....

Hey!!!
Lookit that zonked out boy chrissy!

CRAZY, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brit must pay your bills cause hot she's NOT!!! she looks like shiznit! she really looks scanky.

We know she has talent or she wouldn't be who she is and filthy rich. I think she looking better. I don't know why these artists carry around giant bags, I think they're ugly, this one looks like a pet carrier. As for her hair, it's growing and I'm sure she knows how unlike her it looks, but hair can be fixed. I hope she does really well at the VMA's and shuts some folks up. It's not fair to nit pick a person as everyone does with Britney. I mean if anyone here with hurtful criticisms met her face to face..I highly doubt you would be this rude and unkind.

I can't wait to see Britney perform at the VMAs. She's an amazing perform and I know she won't let us down. Everyone that matters is rooting for you, Brit! Good luck <3.

Only the people that want Brit to fail are jealous of her.

Only the people that want Brit to fail are jealous of her.

Only the people that want Brit to fail are jealous of her.

Only the people that want Brit to fail are jealous of her.

So, I guess Britney KNEW that paparazzi PERSONALLY in order for her to call them a fat fuck, right??

You have to know someone personally to make a comment about them, right??
September 8, 2007 6:51 PM
Posted by: get a clue, you dumb FUCKS

^^^LOLOLOL^^^^

Britney Whitetrash Spears is a friggin' loser.

I just think that.... Chris angel or whataver his name is... is such a dork, get a life.. stop acting like a clown...
doesnt he get a hint? he looks like a fool

Criss Angel wears matching Garanimals clothing. They have ready-made patches of skulls and/or camo sewed on. It's effing hilarious!

MTV asks Britney to behave

MTV bosses have pleaded with pop star BRITNEY SPEARS to "behave" at Sundays (09Sep07) Video Music Awards, according to reports. The Toxic singer confirmed an appearance at the ceremony on Thursday (06Sep07). MTV bosses announced the troubled star would make her live music comeback onstage at the event with a performance of Gimme More, the first single from her upcoming fifth album. But Spears has allegedly been warned if she fails to behave appropriately in the run-up to the VMAs, her performance will be pulled from the show. A source tells the New York Daily News, "Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting. "She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows her? MTV made it clear her usual behaviour will not be tolerated." Despite being spotted partying in Las Vegas earlier this week (ends09Sep07), her cousin Ali Simms insists Spears is taking her VMA performance seriously. Simms says, "Her performance will be huge. She's very excited."

Why is Shannon Funk with her? I thought she is the one who set Britney up with the pool guy.

The ho with the green purse is NOT Shannon Funk. It's Alli's friend.

Brit can be pulled from the VMA's and still not give a shit. She is a sad case of a person in dire need of professional help.

The best part of what I am reading is that she partied with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. Paris is stil a hotel heiress and socialite and "personality", while Brit is one fuck-up away from ending her music career.

PARIS RULES- REMBER THE PEOPLE WITH NO TALENT RULE THE WORLD AND PARIS HAS NO TALENT.

Brit will be on the next episode of COPS when she and K-Flunkie are back fighting over soiled diapers.

O K anon 8:58 She a loser alright. That's why she's frekin opening the VMA's

Another observation

Don't people dressed up for an evening at a nightclub look really out of place in a well-lit drug store?

9:23 What's your point? Are you saying people need to look like shit when they go to the drug store?

Brit looks good, Alli looks good, all the friends look good and they all look like they're having a blast.

I did not say u need to look like shit when going to Walgreens.

I said with all the make-up, evening dresses, jewelry it looks weird under the bright lights. Look at the pics again.

I never paid one iota of attention to Britney when she was ‘hot’. I mean, I knew who she was, but that was about it. Now that she’s become a crazy psycho lunatic I can’t get enough of the insanity that is Britney. Every single day she does at least one unbelievably stupid/gross/inane/ugly/nasty thing and it’s fascinating. I look forward to coming home after work and relaxing over a delicious dose of madness, courtesy of Miss Britney Spears, bucketful o’crazy personified. She never disappoints, that’s for sure.

I've been in a drug store and seen kids come in dressed for the prom. People may look, but they realize they are probably just running in for something last minute... Maybe film or a disposable camera.

There is no way the person rehearsing in that video is her. Brit's belly pokes out further than her tits. That woman was too fit. That's why she had on the hat and sunglasses. Her moves were clumsy. I don't even like Brit, but I know she can move better than the lookalike. Jive is paying MTV a lot to hype Brit up, this stunt was not surprising. I just hope they know, they won't be able to get away with that shit tonight.

9:31 AM Keep on, keep on:

Funny - I feel a lot like you do!
We may not be the only ones.

she is wearing a type of controll top to suck in the fat thus giving her a thin appearance.

she's STILL THICK IN THE MIDDLE

9:35..its condoms there coming in for

Okay, I don't agree with the stuff I've heard about her kids, but I do have to say we all must give her a chance tonight and by the looks of all these comments we are still her "slaves" of the music at least!! Go Brit DON'T LET US DOWN!! Love Mama in Palm Beach

Final statement before "liftoff" ... rather!

What-ho, all of you moosick lovers out there!
This is HPH John Lackland esq. (Prince John) - back once again to entertain the more intellectual part of the posters here - and also to be a true nuisance to all Brit lovers - who have taken the annoying position of calling anybody a "hater" who just won't fall flat in admiring stupor for Britters!
I'd say!
Personally, I prefer fox hunting. Shouldn't I? Wouldn't you?

Rejoyce, oh ye faithful, the spectacle is nigh, isn't it! Quite!
Chrissy Angel has promised he'll personally rip off all of Brit's clothes on stage, then make her disappear through smoking mirrors in a transatlantic cruiser. Rather a plan, wouldn' you say? - seems all right to me. So, that should be the end of that carreer. Only her boots left behind (got that? ... "BEHIND"!) will go to the highest bidder. A few fans are already standing there with lots of $$, like my man priest Alan, to take one. (Got that?... "standing"!!)
Btw, how are you, priestie, old jazz? long time no see, what!

Now, pip-pip, fans, and good riddance!

Rather, wouldn't you say!

This is the big day and X17 is asleep at the fucking wheel! Where are the latest photos? TMZ and Perez are kicking your ass again.

BRITTERS HAS THE JITTERS

She was looking hot? Ha!

Everything is getting crazy in VEGAS, Like OMG!!!!

Maybe London was in that white 'bag'!

Apparently, while partying at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino on Friday night, Britster was overheard saying that she was very nervous about tonight's performance, according to 24Sizzler.

Hey, look y'all, she's walking unassisted!

Hey, look y'all, she's walking unassisted!

MTC has sunk to a new low. Having Britney on is like digging through a garbage can. I have no respect for them anymore.

10:18 Sick of Britney
LMAO

She looks amazing! Can't wait to see her on the stage!

Why do these women dress as though it's Memorial Day, when it's way past Labor Day? I don't care how hot it is outside, you're not teenagers that don't know any better. Dress like women with know-how, for a change, or hire a stylist, duh.

The dress is great, but her hair is a disgusting greasy mess and her nail polish is 1/2 bitten off. Class-ay!

If she would just buy a WIG and wear it, it would hide the awful mess that she calls "hair."

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PSYCO SPAZE TRYS TO DANCE HER FAT ROLLS ON STAGE .I WONDER IF THE PIG BEAST WILL TAKE THE METH LOLLIPOP OUT OF HER MOUTH DURING THE TRAIN WRECKAGE (I MEAN PREFOMANCE).TO BAD THE BRITARDS WON'T WATCH THE SPECIAL ED KIDS WILL BE TO BUSY JERKING OFF IN DERANGED EXCITEMENT

queen of the vma's--if you saw that shit, then you know better than that. she was horrible. zombie like moves, and quit lip synching in the middle of the song--you guys wanted it-
YOU FUCKING GOT IT

sweet sweet SPEED lolypops I should kno I gave them to her!

She's fuckin' THAT LOSER ??????

She should totally have worn this black thing tonight at the VMAs! Looks tons better than sparkly bra and panties.

She should totally have worn this black thing tonight at the VMAs! Looks tons better than sparkly bra and panties.

britney sucks and she is a fat fucking poser

Brit looks alittle loaded. So does Cris.

OMG she looks like crap.. open your eyes people.. she is OUT. she stoped taking care of herself and now it's to late... sorry Brit but you suck!

Go Brit! I totally suport u! I am like ur # 1 Fan! I cant wait 4 the new cd! It is great 2 c u again! xoxo, ur #1 fan.!