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Brit Needs Her Oxygen...Chamber?
Posted on Tue May 5, 2009 12:35 PM PDT
Apparently all that smoke from her shows is starting to get to Brit!
The Sun reports that Ms. Spears is looking to acquire a $22,000 oxygen chamber to protect her voice...from all that lip-syncing she does on stage.
While some singers like Madonna and Mick have one (so does John Travolta - but that's a Scientolo-thing), we don't really see Brit entering the chamber of air anytime soon.
Do you believe this story?
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Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
Comments
Proof positive. She's gone the way of whacko jacko. Hello oxygen, bah-bye sanity.
Marlboro lights aren't any better for one's voice than a little tokey tokey.
Oh ya right,it's the concerts. Couldn't pooooossibly be the fact that everytime you see her she's suckin' on a fag.Ok a cig, sorry.Her kids'll be the ones needing a tank,no tanks to her.
Stripper pole? Check. Oxygen chamber? Check. Bankruptcy? Soon.
Marlboro lights aren't any better for one's voice than a little tokey tokey.
NO X17 ! BRIT REALLY NEEDS A BRAIN THAT FUNCTION'S !
Um, shouldn't she maybe quit smoking herself first? DUH!!!
This no talent lipsinging bitch is a joke. She is the most over-rated person
in music. Who the hell is paying to see
this fat piece of crap lipsing?
all u hater r jelos of britney.
When is this talentless bimbo going to go away? Her "music" sucks. I wish she'd shave her head again.
why all of you just leave QUEEN B alone..haters are so very jealous of my idol...can you see that she is on top,no matter you say britney still rocks all over the world she has a AMAZING fanS and we are many LOVES HER..
I know the antisocial parasites would be all over this thread!
Get over it, Britney's on top, where are you?
Call me!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm she does not even sing,this girl needs HELP!!!!!!! ASAP!
Sounds like bullshit to me. I doubt theres any truth to this story.
The Sun? An oxygen chamber? X17 is scrapping the bottom of the barrel. I love the way they avoided posting a story about Sam’s lawsuit being pushed back to 2010. In fact, they avoid posting any negative stories about him. I wonder why...
I'm with Britney it takes a toll on you voice to shot out the city your in.
Jordon jumped back on the “I hate Adnan” bandwagon.
How is Fatney on top? her every move is
decided for, her Daddy controls her life at age 27 and she can't even see her own kids without being watched over.
Oh yeah this bitch is on top. lol
Keep sucking on those ciggies, piggy!
Now I've heard of everything. She needs an oxygen tank to "protect her voice?" ROFLMAO WHAT "voice?" Gawd what a dumb ditz.
Doesn't she lip sync? Seems there's no problem then.
She looks like an insect, a fly, with those big, wide sunglasses on. And what's with that sneer on her face about? She's probably laughing inside at the people who actually PAY to see her ridiculous "performance."
X17 made another typo and just meant to say that all the smoke from her smoking seems to be affecting her! Given how stupid Shitney is, she still has made this connection! Maybe she'll insist on smoking when the oxygen is on!
Sorry, Shitney HASN'T made the connection! Wonder how many packs she's up to a day? She was choking down 5 packs not to long ago! 5 PACKS!!!! A ciggie burns for what, 3 minutes? That's like 5 Fricking hours a day!!! Shitney's both dumb and insane!
MY PUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUUUT
MY PUUUUUUSSSSYY IS HANGIN OOUUUUUUUUT
MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL
DADDY I HAVE A STRINGY THING HANGIN OUT OF MY PPPUUUSSSSSSY
MY PUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUUUT
MY PUUUUUUSSSSYY IS HANGIN OOUUUUUUUUT
MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL
DADDY I HAVE A STRINGY THING HANGIN OUT OF MY PPPUUUSSSSSSY
Britney Spears Buying An Oxygen Tent To Protect Her Voice
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 05.05.2009
I think Britney is confused on her most valuable asset...
Britney Spears is buying a $20,000 oxygen chamber in a bif to protect her voice. Sources say she is currently very worried about bad air and its long term affects on her career.
A source said: "Since her Vancouver show, where she ran off stage as it was too smoky, she's become paranoid about breathing in too much bad air. She's keen on an oxygen chamber that will reverse any smoke inhalation damage."
Maybe it’s for the voices in her head?
That voice must echo quite a lot!
Shhhhhhh! Her other voices are napping. Don’t make any loud noises. You’ll wake them up.
WAKE UP CRAZY!!! hahahaha
Britney's embarrasses herself. Everything she has done has an underlying crazy/hick thing about it. Seems the whole family lacks manners. At least they are quiet about it. Brit has to announce/flash/lipsync to the world that she is unbalanced.
It's nice to see that Crazy Britney is still with us. Can the pink wig and the faux British accent be far behind?
Why are some of you so mean to a person you dont even know? We all know she lipsyncs. While I have an issue with it, the majority of her fans do not. They arent going to her performances to hear her sing, but to see Britney do what she does best, and that is to entertain the crowd.
And she isn't a whore. The majority of the women in the music industry right now use their sexuality to their own advantage. Thats what Britney did and still continues to do. Sex sells. And its sold a lot for her, like 85 MILLION albums and counting.
Her North American leg of her tour ended last night, and she killed it. Some of you didnt say she could get through half of this tour, and she already has.
She's back, she's healthy, she's strong, and all of you haters can suck it!
We can all just go ahead and agree that Britney Spears is a functioning retard, so of course, even with a Spartan army of handlers backstage, her tampon string was hanging out at her show in Anaheim last week. She's been on tour for less than two months and she's already done this, this, and this. Boy, I can't well until next week when she skins a possum and washes her clothes by a creek or whatever the hell else hillbillies do. I swear, if success was based on actual talent, this daffy bitch would be on the back of a flatbed truck with a microphone taped to a broom handle and a bear in overalls and a straw hat blowing into a jug with X's on it.
She needs to protect her voice so she can record the gazillions of next albums so then she can lip-synch at her concerts!!! Way to go Brit.... That's the easiest job ever... She's lucky.. u need to give her credit.... I wish I could have a record deal!!!
5/6/09 4:55 am
Britney is "strong?" Is that why she can't manage her life on her own and has to have Daddy babysit her at age 27-1/2? ROFL Let's face it: She's too dumb to be on her own, so they pretend she's mentally ill to cover up for her and her stupidity.
I really don't get this 'she's back' thing. She never left. She just put on a public show for the general public, and a damn good one, at that. It was not surprising, being she had no supervision in her life. Healthy? Hardly, not by a long shot. She keeps doing what she does best, and that's, 'Mania' and 'Psychoses", back n forth. Strong? She hasn't been very strong through this whole tour. It's been one screw up after another. All anyone has to do is look at the video when the crazed fantard jumps on stage. She almost shit her pants. It was a kind of James Brown backup dance while her hand was having tremors. My son has schizoaffective disorder, and I've seen much the same reaction from him at times. Her fantards should realize she is now, and will always be, sick. She will have good days and bad, but it will be a huge battle the rest of her life. Her parents would have done her more good if they had institutionalized her. They will have this burden for life. It doesn't go away. Even she, herself, has no idea what kind of life this will be. To see her put on stage as a spectacle for money is as sick as she is. You can all expect more of the same mishaps to occur in coming days. Jamie should get use to his job. It's one for life, just like mine. I live it everyday. Oh and the voices, they are very real to her.
It’s eerily quiet. It’s a nice change.
WHAT A JOKE!!! SHE IS A JOKE.
To save and protect her voice? ROTFLMAO!
She's saving & protecting her voice to make more bat shit crazy phone calls.
Yeah, she’s a walking punch line. Always was, always will be.
Britney quote in Vancouver, Canada as she left the stage: "Drive safe, don't smoke weed, and rock out with your c**k out, motherf**kers!" Real class. hahahaha
Britney needs a brain, not an oxygen chamber.
http: // teamkevin.blogspot.com/2007/12/old-details-interview.html
motherf**kers is her fav
hahahaha wait & watch the paps catch hillbilly whore babysittin her mistakes screaming motherf@ckers!!!!!! hahahaha
Washed-up whore. She's over, done, finished.
Maybe Unwashed Whore works better!
Kornfed and Adnuts must have been good at shooshing away flies!
There are rarely new stories. The critics and fans have grown silent. It speaks volumes about waning public interest. This is her last album with Jive Records. When the tour ends, her career will probably end. I hope it does. It would be better for her and the children.
wow you guys suck...she has no smarts to speak of, I agree, but she makes a SHIT load more money then we will EVER see in our lifetime, so stop hating and just leave the bitch ALONE! god I'm soooo sick of hearing about her!
No
The same people calling her a whore are the people who have never had a date in their entire lives
The same people who are calling her fat never left more than an empty plate at a table.
The same people calling her a bad mom dont have kids, and wouldnt know what having children is like.
And the same people saying she has no talent are the people who wasted their lives by commenting over and over on stupid forums like these.
Go get lives, losers!
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I would like to issue a retraction of all "comments" from May 7, 2009 8:27 PM to May 7, 2009 8:43 PM on this web page. The authors have made mistaken assertions about Britney.
A correct analysis of the data showed the authors had no supporting data to validate their assumptions.
Thank You for reading X17 comments...
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