Britney And Russell In VMA 2009 Promo!

haha first!!!

It's a sad statement that she has to use bikinis as costumes these days. Just because she isn't the whale she was a year ago doesn't mean that she actually looks good here. Her body is mush because she doesn't actually exercise. Anyone can take diet pills. It takes someone of substance and courage to take on a fitness routine and stick to it...and well brit has never cared about doing hard work.

It's a sad statement that she has to use bikinis as costumes these days. Just because she isn't the whale she was a year ago doesn't mean that she actually looks good here. Her body is mush because she doesn't actually exercise. Anyone can take diet pills. It takes someone of substance and courage to take on a fitness routine and stick to it...and well brit has never cared about doing hard work.

When are they going to admit that Brit can't act? She was a better actress as a child and has regressed since then. But this will most likely be her last VMA concert ever, the way she's going, so why shouldn't they promnote having her there? They know this clip will be worth twice as much in a year or two when she finally od's beyond the point of rescue.

Britney's only 5lbs lighter then she was when she perform Gimme More and she looks nothing like her Candies ad. Britney please never sit down your fat rolls show.

Hahahahahaaa! i laughed my ass off, this was so cute and funny..and YES: Russell IS hot!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA HHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA it took her ALL DAY to film THIS ?????????????????????

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHA AHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Once a cow ALWAYS a cow. At least they covered up her SCARY FAS CRAZY eyes because you cant photo-shop the crazy out..

10:18 LOVE IT !!!!MUSH !!! Perfect way to describe her flabby body !!! MUSHY !! Sorry she dosent look good here. Just BIG.

VERY FUNNY SPOOF--AND BRITNEY LOOKS AMAZING---YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID, MUST BE ALL THAT "MUSH" IN YOUR BRAIN.

boring , she need to cover up no one cares to see her in tankeni, she no Jessica Alaba. she will sleep with anything that moves. She has no selfrespect for herself.

boring , she need to cover up no one cares to see her in tankeni, she no Jessica Alaba. she will sleep with anything that moves. She has no selfrespect for herself.

LOL!!! The ads on the side are so perfect considering Fatney!! There's a little mermaid ad asking to keep the oceans clean, that's easy just keep the fat cow away from the water. There's one for a diet pill, well she knows all about them, and one about a gorilla nation, well she's big enough and dense and violent enough to be a gorilla. Talk about your product placement! This is priceless!

I'm not sure why some call her fat, she's so sexy and toned. If she lost five more pounds she'd look anorexic, then you'd complain about that too. She's damn fine so quit hating on her even with two kids.

She based her costumes on the first part of her tour on Madonna's, and the second part of the tour on Lady Gaga. But if she's soo originial, then why would she need to do that?

That's right Brit-brit...wear the same old tired and seen before bikini to promote the awards, meanwhile gaga will step out in something totally new. Lip synch to your song, or else forego performing at all so that no one can draw the obvious conclusion they've already made, and pretend that you can act while gaga has more knowledge of art and pop culture then you could stay awake to learn. This is only the most important night of your life where you will need to prove your relevance to music. But don't let let that bother you. Go back to sleep. You don't need to work hard at this award show to top the failure you proved yourself to be last time. And no one will mind that you are still a fat cow because they all know that you are lucky to be alive at all, and that if it weren't for the courts and daddy slapping down the c-ship you would neither be performing nor breathing. You are just as much a puppet now as you have always been. Pinochio was a freebird compared to you.

She could lose 20 pounds before she'd be in any danger of looking anorexic.

Why does Sigourney Weaver have a beard?

She is built like a man that is the problem. Thick neck, big wide shoulders and back, tree stump legs. She looks like a linebacker.

I am so sick of the "she has had 2 kids" excuse from her fans. SO WHAT?
So many older female celebs had more kids than her yet they still look younger and hotter than brit does.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

russel has an mj tatoo cool i wish i had 1 !!

russel has 2 mj tatooa cool i wish i had 1 !!

If she had any talent she wouldn't need to worry about flaunting her body.
The only reason she was ever successful
in thr first place was because of her
body, now that she looks average, she
can't use that anymore. In her head she
is still 18. She is in denial. She looks
twice her age, she has aged badly.

5 more lbs and she would be anorexic ??????

BWAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHABWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nice try Tony B....shes FAT.

Shes like JELLO...jiggle jiggle...
her mind is like jello to...jiggle..jiggle....

Britney is a funy sexy gril!She is now doing better and better day after day!She is earning more than some very important people just by walking from her car's door to go shopping in a starbucks so just all shut up!Briteny is a nice person and yes she is alive and she will stay!For the one who are finding it nice attacking a jung woman who had a breakdown just becarfull you never know life and wheel is turning one day!

Britney is not a nice person, she is a selfish, self absorbed, shallow, child
neglecting, selfish bitch. To call her a nice person is a joke.

haha, here is X17 trying to fire us up again about Britney supposedly being sexy. The girl is NOT sexy and she can't act (or sing, or parent for that matter) worth a damn. And I agree with others who say her posing all the time in bikinis is getting old and, honestly, seems desperate and pathetic.

How perfect that this ad is about the voices in Shitney's hollow head! She probably thought it was Adnuts calling to her before he goes off to the clink! Luckily, she can still blow him thru the bars on visitation days!

Look at her from behind, it looks like a man lol.

Funny that a poster mentioned Starbucks. We haven't seen any pics of Fatney going to starshmucks lately. Her managers must have finally convinced her that it wasn't good for her image to be seen going there everyday. But we all know she's getting her coffee fix still, but at least she's drinking the stuff at home for a change.

i don't know who's more retarded Mtv or david letterman

i don't know who's more retarded Mtv or david letterman

i don't know who's more retarded Mtv or letterman

2;23 every thing that goes up must come down & when it does come down ... will see [under which grounds that will be '''so enjoy

Funny that with all the plastic surgery she's had they still haven't been able to soften her manly shoulders or reshape her manly feet. When she says she does yoga you can tell she's a big fat liar. Look at those flat feet. If she had been doing yoga, especially for as many years she has claimed to have been doing it, her arches would have been corrected which would not only have been better for her back, but also given her a more feminine look.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Yup!
She's back in shape - gorilla shape, that is...

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

Even MTV knows she is such a slut that they could make a joke out her having sex with just anyone who told her too. And to top it off "voices in her head" are quite fitting for someone as crazy as she is.

gorilla magila

gorilla magila

gorilla magila

Used to post quite a lot here a couple of years ago..
a lot of insane freaks were around at that time, "priest" Alan Mercieca, masterblaster and myself, and what have we - great fun! I wonder wha hoppen?
Miss them ... did they all sober up?
I didn't.

I might be back ... ... just in case..

one would say she's real damn sexy - if one happens to be a gorilla.

lol don't think so...

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

she's not even controversial ,, is all bad joke that her mind is playing on her like everything in her life all this humor is retarded ''in the end all it does is damage this poor victims image even more what lil she had left
;;;as you can see on this video is all distorted
very distasteful attempt on her team ones again ....
they must not think she's human to let her dive into a pool of dog shit face first

how can any one get around that being fact ???

It is Funny.. I wasn't expecting this mental telepathy thing..Britney is looking good here..just wondering why other people dishing about her body..anyway this promo ad is great!

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It is Funny.. I wasn't expecting this mental telepathy thing..Britney is looking good here..just wondering why other people dishing about her body..anyway this promo ad is great!

It was funny how she was positioning herself not to look fat to bad it didn't work.It also explains why she wanted her photos taken by the pool the last few days but it looks like she didn't read any comments or she would have never wore a bikini.Britney they can't photoshop tv you don't look like your Candies Ad!!!!!!!

She was pathetic. Someone at her level doesn't have to do the bikini thing and yet she still does it. God, women can be so stupid. Change the game, especially when you have success and influence. It didn't even make sense she was in a bikini, nor was it funny. Besides that she looked heavily body

God she should just keep her mouth closed. When will daddy realize that ?? And she should ALWAYS wear sunglasses to cover up those FAS eyes. They are SCARY. And she is FAT. Sorry but the rest of Hollywood is half her size. Cover up already. Enough of the "look at me I'm not crazy no more" photo shoots. Why dosent she talk ?? Whats up with the cue cards for EVERYTHING she does ?? Sorry, no matter how hard you try and convince us. Mentally Retarded women ARE NOT SEXY !

God she should just keep her mouth closed. When will daddy realize that ?? And she should ALWAYS wear sunglasses to cover up those FAS eyes. They are SCARY. And she is FAT. Sorry but the rest of Hollywood is half her size. Cover up already. Enough of the "look at me I'm not crazy no more" photo shoots. Why dosent she talk ?? Whats up with the cue cards for EVERYTHING she does ?? Sorry, no matter how hard you try and convince us. Mentally Retarded women ARE NOT SEXY !

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

W H Y
What was up with thise exaggerated poses? She isnt even ripped. Not even above average. Why did she do this skit???
fat slob

I dont understand why she keeps humiliating herself the way she does. WHY ??????? Because all I can say about that is My God..... WTF ?????

I dont understand why she keeps humiliating herself the way she does. WHY ??????? Because all I can say about that is My God..... WTF ?????

I dont understand why she keeps humiliating herself the way she does. WHY ??????? Because all I can say about that is My God..... WTF ?????

I dont understand why she keeps humiliating herself the way she does. WHY ??????? Because all I can say about that is My God..... WTF ?????

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE ]]]]]]]]

SHE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT A JOKE SHE IS ! HONEY BRITNEY, THE WORLD ISN'T LAUGHING WITH YOU LOVE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!!

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE ]]]]]]]]

SHE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT A JOKE SHE IS ! HONEY BRITNEY, THE WORLD ISN'T LAUGHING WITH YOU LOVE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!!

One more day of Brit standing by a pool but never actually swimming.

Remember when Anna Nicole was high as a kite at that awards show and everybody laughed at her. This is what this is like. Her clock is ticking down its final hours. She has been so unhealthy for so many years, if she doesn't OD, then she's due for a massive heart attack or skin or lung cancer any moment now.

This is how they promo an awards show by making her out to be a whore? Why doesn't she just get a job at her local strip joint and make nice with Larry Flynt if this is all she wants to be known for?
Also what is up with that dark line that is always over her lip? It's so bad you can even see it in a commercial where you know they put makeup on her to cover it. She's probably the only woman in history who needs to bleach her upper lip because she's had too much plastic surgery. Nasty. That must be reason #657 why she can't get a date.

Ah let Brat keep her pre-purchased sympathy awards. The suggestions for the grammys are already trickling in and Gaga is up there, but not fatney!

Bloatney was lucky as a kid to be in the right place at the right time. There are lots of girls cuter than her. Her body is average or less, so is her face, and she has no talent. She feels she has to expose her body to keep her male fans......you know, the lonely old perverted ones who live all by themselves and haven't had a woman for years.

BITTER PEOPLE???!!!!!!!

9:04 pm
Not "bitter" ---- just tired of seeing a lip synching, narcissistic slut who is happy as a lark when the attention is on her ---- but can't find it in herself to smile and be happy when she is with her two children.

Daddy better medicate her within an inch of her life if she's going to humiliate herself again, so she's not tempted to flash her Insane Clown Pussy again!

lol

insane clown pussy is right

insane clown pussy is right

The BITTER PEOPLE are the ones who don't want to hear the truth about their talentless cow goddess.

Feel free to spread that description around!
Insane Clown Puuuuuuuussssaaayyy!!!!

insane clown pussy is right

insane clown pussy for president

Russell s such clown He belongs on that circus with insane clown pussy '''

Russell s such clown He belongs on that circus with insane clown pussy '''

Russell s such clown He belongs on that circus with insane clown pussy '''

Russell s such clown He belongs on that circus with insane clown pussy '''

THANK YOU MTV FOR GIVING US RUSSELL hearing voices like good crack head TALKING TO HIM SELF FOR ONE MORE YEAR next to insane clown pussy '''NOW IM IMPRESS

THANK YOU MTV FOR GIVING US RUSSELL hearing voices like good crack head TALKING TO HIM SELF FOR ONE MORE YEAR next to insane clown pussy '''NOW IM IMPRESS

THANK YOU MTV FOR GIVING US RUSSELL hearing voices like good crack head TALKING TO HIM SELF '' FOR ONE MORE YEAR next to insane clown pussy '''NOW IM IMPRESS

THANK YOU MTV FOR GIVING US RUSSELL hearing voices like good crack head TALKING TO HIM SELF '' FOR ONE MORE YEAR next to insane clown pussy '''NOW IM IMPRESS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COMEDY ???? OH DON'T WORRY ITS COMING

COMEDY ???? OH DON'T WORRY ITS COMING

Britney? Are you on the computer again?

I'll bet that after she left they had to call in Exxon's Environmental Cleanup Team and drain the pool to clean up the greasy slime she left behind.

doesn't anybody else see the acne on her chest?"

Slutney has to wear a hat most of the time to hide her bald patches.

Princess Diana had two boys and her body was rock hard. Compared to her, Britney is nothing but mush. Oh and Princess Diana was an avid swimmer and diver. Sucks to be you, you wanna be princess.

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

^Holy Shit! It is Shitney and she's on X17!

swallow a whole bottle of adderall errrr vitamins

Bloatney believes she's a princess since she's been given the Pop Princess nickname.

Princess Diana was pure class. Bloatney is the opposite.

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya'll!!!!!

wash your vitamins down with purple drank

go for a drive on the pch

drive reaaaaaaaaallllllly fast without headlights

She is built like a man. Anyone who thinks she looks good needs serious help. She has no hip to waist ratio.
Her legs are short ans stumpy, her back
and shoulders are wide as a truck driver. she has a fat linebacker man neck. She looks like she is on steroids.
Not attractive at all.

Why is it that NOBODY on this blog seems to think its odd that a mother of two with a family a beautiful home chooses to spend her time at a hotel where the kids are stuck on a slab of cement while mama drinks her iced coffees and goes from point A to point B just to get photographed by the paps. If it bothered her that the paps were there wouldnt she just stay at home in her own big backyard with a beautiful lawn and childdrens toys and a fabulous pool- And yes, I have actually been to that new Calabasas home she bought before the tour-it just seems unhealthy for her and the kids to live in a hotel when you have a home where you can really enjoy your children in private and then nobody would be writing these things about her.

She is still a MESS, once that conservatorship ends she will go back to her psycho crazy ways. Her father stepping in was the best thing that could of happened to her but as that is ending she crazy is coming out..... FOR INSTANCE... why in the HELL DOES SHE STAY AT A HOTEL 17 miles away from her newest mansion with a huge pool-she still has her house in Bev Hills as well, which is maybe 5 miles away with a huge pool, what is wrong with her that she would rather hang around a public location with bodyguards, she is crazy and loves the attention.
And she is built like a brick house

Look at other female celebrities who are much older than her and have had kids, some have had even more kids than her. Heidi Klum, Gwen Stefani, Cindy Crawford, Kate Beckinsale. All these women had kids and all are older than her, yet all look a million times younger and hotter than brit brit.
She is supposed to be 27 yet looks 47.

Look at other female celebrities who are much older than her and have had kids, some have had even more kids than her. Heidi Klum, Gwen Stefani, Cindy Crawford, Kate Beckinsale. All these women had kids and all are older than her, yet all look a million times younger and hotter than brit brit.
She is supposed to be 27 yet looks 47.

hee haw! you can take the girl out of the swamp but not the swamp out the girl, that is for sure! wow, this woman can't get it together for at least one second.. i mean she's got potential and money to pull it off yet she insists on dressing like trash and acting like a dirt bomb. c'mon, spilling your coffee in the middle of the road? can you at least wait until you get somewhere where you can dispose of it like a civilized being? and that hair do is getting old, like heard of brush? comb and pull and put it up in a decent ponytail, it only takes 1 minute of your life! or are you too medicated to give a crap??

hee haw! you can take the girl out of the swamp but not the swamp out the girl, that is for sure! wow, this woman can't get it together for at least one second.. i mean she's got potential and money to pull it off yet she insists on dressing like trash and acting like a dirt bomb. c'mon, spilling your coffee in the middle of the road? can you at least wait until you get somewhere where you can dispose of it like a civilized being? and that hair do is getting old, like heard of brush? comb and pull and put it up in a decent ponytail, it only takes 1 minute of your life! or are you too medicated to give a crap??

Of course her kids will always finish last when it comes to that self absorbed cow! She's damn lucky they weren't taken away outright after all the shit she pulled! Her pappy really should put that heifer out to pasture!

It’s her prerogative to walk around looking like Sasquashney (and it’s our prerogative to comment). But it's a shame the children’s hair was bleached then shaved. Whoever is monitoring her with the children, is doing a lousy job!

It’s her prerogative to walk around looking like Sasquashney (and it’s our prerogative to comment). But it's a shame the children’s hair was bleached then shaved. Whoever is monitoring her with the children, is doing a lousy job!

It’s her prerogative to walk around looking like Sasquashney (and it’s our prerogative to comment). But it's a shame the children’s hair was bleached then shaved. Whoever is monitoring her with the children, is doing a lousy job!

white trash whore didn't buy it she's a renter

It’s her prerogative to walk around looking like Sasquashney (and it’s our prerogative to comment). But it's a shame the children’s hair was bleached then shaved. Whoever is monitoring her with the children, is doing a lousy job!

It’s her prerogative to walk around looking like Sasquashney (and it’s our prerogative to comment). But it's a shame the children’s hair was bleached then shaved. Whoever is monitoring her with the children, is doing a lousy job!

Umm this is kinda weird. Not cute, just weird.

10:52 Yep, that's more of the crazy coming out. She loves to stay at hotels to get her booty calls.....and also her drugs. Seriously, why would you go home if you were her to an empty house devoid of love and daddy there to supervise you 24/7 and where you have to come face to face with the fact that you are really a nobody?

Anna Nicole's son turned to drugs to cope with his mother's problems and died very very young. Britney's boys are going to be just as bad. Can you imagine going to school everyday and being taunted by the other kids about how your momma thought it was cute to promote herself as a raunchy whore for mtv? Or to shove pics in their faces of her bloated drug addicted body? Or can you imagine how conflicted they will be to know that their momma allowed the whole world to hate their daddy for the things that she did? They will hate her for calling their daddy kfat because she was even fatter. They will absolute hate her. Can't wait to watch that show. She can deny it to the fans and to the world but her kids are so gonna bitch slap her and force her to admit to her problems. That will be fin to watch!!!

God she should just keep her mouth closed. When will daddy realize that ?? And she should ALWAYS wear sunglasses to cover up those FAS eyes. They are SCARY. And she is FAT. Sorry but the rest of Hollywood is half her size. Cover up already. Enough of the "look at me I'm not crazy no more" photo shoots. Why dosent she talk ?? Whats up with the cue cards for EVERYTHING she does ?? Sorry, no matter how hard you try and convince us. Mentally Retarded women ARE NOT SEXY !

lol!! very funny!!
she's hot!!

lol!! very funny!!
she's hot!!

She might have lost some weight, but that giner is still the same floppy toxic mincedmeat black hole of death.

She has on way tooo many accessories for a simple bikini. That necklance doesn't even fit the neckline of her top and between that her earrings, her sunglasses, and hat, you can't even see her face. You can tell she has a bad self esteem because she is always trying to hide her face. Also because of that bad posture. Look at how her shoulders are all hunched over, and also look at how her pelvis is tilted backwards like it doesn't want to go where the rest of her body is leading her. Then in the commercial she tries to hide her body fat. The Letterman thing was worse because you could see her discomfort in her face. She has a huge ego but it is a hollow ego housing a very small self esteem. She's doing this because she doesn't think very highly of herself and needs people to reassure her of how great she is. It's classic histrionic personality disorder and narcicism as well. It's so sad because rather than being lazy in a bikini she could actually be doing something to earn people's love and respect, but she never learned the value of hard work. The only thing her parents, jive and her stupid fans taught her was how to use sex to get approval and she's been doing it so long that her uneducated and drugged up manic depressive brain can't figure out why it isn't working now.

Shes so funny i love her goofy facial expressions. I know she'll get as many awards or even more than last year because shes had so many more and better songs since then.

Britney will be ok!ALL those nasty bec shoulld look at thelself first in a miror before just writting those stupid comment!Britney is the way she is and she can learn from her mistakes!ARe you perfect?She is looking after her boys and KF is a looser who drove her craesy you don't have a good memorie!She is much better than Anna Nicole smith you are mental thinking she will end like her!

THIS WAS STUPID
JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
VH1 IS USING HER TO GET RATINGS
SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DANCE ANYMORE
ENOUGH OF THIS MAD COW.

THIS WAS STUPID
JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
VH1 IS USING HER TO GET RATINGS
SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DANCE ANYMORE
ENOUGH OF THIS MAD COW.

THIS WAS STUPID
JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
VH1 IS USING HER TO GET RATINGS
SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DANCE ANYMORE
ENOUGH OF THIS MAD COW.

More ugly losers proving their jealousy of beautiful Britney.
That will never change. They need therapy.
Happy birthday,Preston!
Happy birthday,Jayden!

Jealous? Please! She may have more money but at least I never made an ass of myself in front of millions of people (VH1), shaved my head, f*cked my family, friends and coworkers because of my selfish actions, locked my kid in the bathroom, caused one or both of my kids to suffer from FAS, can't keep a boyfriend, have to have a babysitter for myself 365/24/7, can't make my own decisions, am too stupid to know when people are making fun of me and using me . . . yes, I am VERY JEALOUS!!! OMFG you Britards are so stupid.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.
When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

YO! there -
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. !
get it?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!

need to get me some hot yum yum bold bodyguard with a big dick that can fu*k me love him

I loved the promo, haha.

Britney looks amazing in it as well.

Britney is a beautiful fmous millionair star!People are jalous!

Retarded bovine! She'd be completely fucked up on drugs and blowing some random dude in a dirty bathroom at this very moment if she had her choice! There's no cure for how messed up her brain is and they are desperately hiding all the dirt, but it still comes out for all to see! Britards are completely blind to it for some reason.

And 1:36 is one of those simple minded Britards! Only 5 mistakes in 2 sentences! Impressive!

Yes and 2/18 you must earn 900 dollars per month!

Jealous of an ugly, fat, manly looking skank who abused her own kids and can't
sing? lmao

Loud necklace, earrings, sun glasses, bracelet, high heels, big floppy hat --- all that and wearing a bikini?! hahaha

What a hick. People must have been telling her how to dress and what to wear all her life, and she still doesn't know how to dress. Unbelievable!

This is such a lie from the git go!! Everyone knows that Fatney doesn't stand up to read the gossip pages. She sprawls herself out on her beach chair like a buddha statue with her cheetos and her starshmucks. I guess they finally cracked down the whip and got her out of that habit. How will she ever survive a day without thousands of milligrams of caffeine fattening up her hardened arteries? Her double chin is still there and her neck is so wrinkled, and the skin of her chest is all dried out like a 40 year old. Grandma nakid looks good compared to this heifer.

Ok, I caught on to what MTV is doing here. Bratney is not performing at the show and is not even a serious contender to win. So they are using her, paying her to promote the show for them. Her fans will tune in enmasse and they can declare a ratings win, not because she has that many fans left, but because anytime they all show up anywhere at once its a big crowd compared to the rest of primetime because her fans are such a cult.

What this means is they know she's not gonna win much...if anything...and they are allowing their serious acts the time to rehearse for the big event. Britney having nothing to rehearse for is attending plays and pretending to be mommy dearest. So MTV is trying to turn MTV into the only thing they have left: the class clown of Hollywood 2009. IT doesn't really fit because to be a comedian you need the brains to understand irony and nuance as well as timing, which Brat couldn't even understand much less execute. But they hit the nail on the head by making her their bozo. She gets everyone's attention like a two bit clown to open the show and make everyone laugh at the stupid moron in the ridiculus costume. Circus indeed!!! LOL!!!

Ms. Insane Clown Pussy will be given some sort of made up awards to complete her deal with MTV as per usual. MTV must be scrambling to figure out what to pull out of their asses to give her!

trailer trash sluts & fag boys can buy her craptastic cd on itunes for $7.99!!!

MTV will use her for MJ's dead award. Her faggot fans will vote their fingers bloody raw to get her more fake awards for not singing and dancing. They look like fools propping up a fraud.

I could so see that scenario! She'd be screwed if they limited each IP to one and only one vote!

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Yep it's a gimmick. LaToya's gonna be pissed!!!

Yeah seriously! Go to wikipedia and look at, it's like Britney awards or something like that. They made a whole page devoted to the fake awards and magazines polls she "won." She didn't win nothing!! Her fans won it for her. Lazy spoiled brat!

lolololololol they gave her bangs to try n hide her balding head. makes her MANLY NECK LOOK FATTER!!!

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I did yardwork today. Know what that means? In 1 day I burned more calories that Fatney did on the entire first leg of her tour. Walking around is not dance and it is not a performance. It's just showing off and it doesn't burn calories. If she spent as much time exercising as she does trying to prove how great she is (yeah right!) then she would be fit in no time.

Epic fail BH boobs post info how to vote a gizillion times on every thing. All the cheaters do is dump cookies. She's a fake and her fans are cheaters.

More people hate someone more jalous they are!It's how it works!So Britney anyway she rocks!

Britter is a fag hag. Fem queers dress, mime & waddle wave like her hoping to get a faggot to stick his dick in their ass just like Britters likes it.

sammy & adscum miss lil fingercuffs

WTF is a 'jalous'? Fucking retarded idiot, learn to write! Only stupid preteens are emotionally immature enough to play the jealous card! No mature, thinking adult could stand to live with their parents telling them what to do in every aspect of their life 24/7!

Oh gawd I saw her bangs!! She looks like she's got The Donald's fricken comb-over!!

She’s irrelevant to the music scene. After 10+ yrs, her robotic sound and cheesy lyrics still appeal to tweens. Madonna, Xtina, Gwen, Pink, pick any female artist, they'd be embarrassed if they still appealed to tweens after a decade. No growth. Her fans are mostly little kids. They don't think there's anything weird about her dad ruling her life because that's how they live at home with their parents. After she went crazy they took away her adult rights. Picture pushing 30 and being told where you can go, who you can date, how much money you can spend. Sane adults would never want to live like her. She’s an overgrown 12 yr old with no say about how she or her kids live. She lost her kids to her ex. He makes all the rules about the kids. She can’t even be alone with them because he can’t risk her doing more crazy shit to them.

1:23 Yes, that's why Bratney wore a red kabbahla bracelet to keep away the evil eye, because her career depended so much on ppl being jealous of her. This is called group speak. You are part of a cult and Fatney is using you wake up!
3:05 It wasn't about "taking away rights" it was about saving her life!! As part of outpatient therapy, and bitch should've been in a hospital setting not on stage, it was necesary to restrict her own movements for her own good because only a crazy person would have thought that undressing on the street in front of the photogs was an ok thing to do. They held her hands to prevent her from walking across the street alone like a three year old. They didn't take away rights. She doesn't have the brain capacity to take care of herself so they brought her back down in the eyes of the law to what she really is: a child. She is not functioning at the adult level and does not need the responsibilities nor the abilities that adults have because she will kill herself or someone else if permitted to continue her wild behavior.

If you think we are only jealous then why does it bother you sooooo much what we say? Why can't you dismiss us in deed as you pretend to in word?

You can't because you know we are right about her. You can tell a white lie to try to deflect, but you can't talk about the issues straight on because you know you'd lose that argument because Fatney more than gives us proof everyday that we are right about her being a fat, mentally ill pretender.

SO true .......

i whant to jump on the sexy bodyguards DICK

Try getting an education first.

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