Is Britney Back To Her Old Tricks?

It's the Bride of Chucky!

okay, well if you had 30 camera flashes going off in your face at once. what would YOU look like? Would love to seee

So what was her excuse that night in the ambulance and when she shaved off her head?

x17, you are disrespectful, just give her space

Yeah with all those frapps she drinks she's gonna need lots of space

S 30 cameras in her face cause her to sweat, gain weight, and do Lindsay type faces?

5:40 You are wrong. These are much worse.

Does anyone know if she will take time off from her tour to perform at the VMAs??

too much starbucks?

No it's just her halloween costume. She thought skunks have wet tails and raccoon eyes. Can't blame her though. You'd think the same if you had flunked kindergarten.

she is lookin damn hot!she is wearing sunglasses at night because of u, u ratty asholes!

Be careful, the last time Brit did something "because of u" she would up in a hospital. But then Brit was always good at turning a few tricks.

Seriously, when they said the c-ship was ending her fans thought she was going free, not back to the loony bin

Please God, don't let Brit self destruct again! Where is her support and/or sponsor? Is she off her meds? Somebody HELP!

Anyone who won't lick that sweat off her butt is either a homo or a straight chick!

In honor of the old britney being back i will grow all of my armpit hair just like she has done in the past. I hope to meet her someday and marry her. I will let all of the hair on my body along with my armpit hair grow until she marries me. I love you britney!

Well that just proves that Brit only has a career because of sexual devients. She doens't appeal to pedophiles anymore so she's catering to the copraphilia crowd. Justin got lucky to get out while the going was good.

I guess this is how a mother of two is suppose to dress and act like she has serious problems. Which, she does its very clear that the crazy hasn't left and she still got a lot of problems that neeed to be situated. Even if the c-ship is lifted doesn't mean she'll get 50/50 custody. Just look at the pictures from the other day still deranged.

The cship isn't going to be lifted except to let Jamie off the hook and put her back under lock and key.

she is pretty, love her very much. rencently, i found her nice profile on the hot dating club ___m ill ion airec ha ts.c/o/m__, i want to know what kinds of relationship she is looking for

Swamp ass!

Neck and legs like a football player.

As big as Kirstey Alley by age 35.

Neck and legs like a football player.

As big as Kirstey Alley by age 35.

She is too big and heavy to be performing in the outfits she wore on her tour. Madona is 25 yrs older but she is in good shape and takes care of herself.

She is too big and heavy to be performing in the outfits she wore on her tour. Madona is 25 yrs older but she is in good shape and takes care of herself.

Britney is real peachy, nice legs, great shape. So she sweats, who doesn't?
She still looks very attractive.

I hope Jamie takes a good look at these photos and comes to his senses about letting Shitney off the leash to be on her own. Obviously she needs to stay under the Conservatorship...


Riding the short bus for life!

Ewwwww her thunder thighs rub together.

Kristie Alley was young and peachy, when people get older, things change, she is still as beautiful as ever. Don't knock her, this isn't about her. Go Kristie!!!

Whoa! Britney looks like she's going off the deep end (again) real fast...


Is this what happens when Daddy turns his back on her for 5-seconds or is she off her tranquilizing meds?


If she keeps this behavior up, she'll be on a gurney to the mental ward very shortly. She hasn't looked this spaced out since her "Sam and Adnan" days...

How the hell do these pics make her look crazy? You stayed in a salon for 8 hours, you're tired, and its one in the morning. Because the late-night got to her, that makes her crazy?

The only retarded people are you losers that come back here everyday. No one actually gives a shit what she does cause it has no effect on them, yet it effects you? Oh yeah, it doesn't. So go get a life, get laid, and lose weight fat asses. You're a waste of sprem an egg, you're unloved, and I hope you rot in hell :)

Oh My Gawd!!! Brit looks like Linda Hogan!!!

This is why butchers don’t stuff 150 lbs of sausage into 110 lbs of casing.

OMG i love her body and her legs

A double order of fatty sausage for 7:58

Cow in headlights!

The gallery was awful but one comment was pretty funny. Maybe she should mime a cover of this song.

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvV-upQVoFs

The beleaguered L.A. Count Fire Dept. has been put back on high alert! I imagine they won't be too excited about her little bullshit antics after all the money the county lost paying for the child molester funeral.

All you idiots being negative probably haven't even been with a girl. If you had you'd know this fact: Don't pass it up, could be the best you ever had! And she's probably 100X better than anything you ugly nerds have ever or will ever have!

Britney is so effin hot!! That looks amazing on her.

California's budget is $500 million in the red. L.A. was stuck picking up the tab for crowd control at the memorial? That's a shame.

Ewwwww, what a nasty ho. She's dirty alright, dirty as in the only time she's clean is when other people spend hours scrubbing her off! Sorry dumb little Britards, nothing is sexy about a psychotic, smelly, mental reject who abuses her own children during a daily temper tantrum!

What's with the camera man laying on ground trying to take a shot up her dress? You guys are so Jr High. BTW, this is California ... in August. People sweat. Deal with it

What's with the camera man laying on ground trying to take a shot up her dress? You guys are so Jr High. BTW, this is California ... in August. People sweat. Deal with it

She is wearing sunglasses because there are about 50 cameras flashing in her face. X17 you are the reason she is wearing them so don't make fun of her for it.

It’s weird when someone calls her a girl. She’s been married and divorced twice, has two boys who will turn 3 and 4 yrs. old next month, has been committed twice and is much closer to 30 than 18.

DISGUSTING, X17... DISGUSTING.. I HOPE YOU GAG WITH A SPOON

Too bad she didn't fart with her sweaty ass on your X17 desperate face along with your nasty voyeur camera.

I'm sure X17 not only doesn't give a damn about your endless sniveling, but they are quite happy about you hanging around all day and night, adding clicks and money, bitching pointlessly about something that's not going to change anytime soon. You're making them $$$$$$$$!!!! Good for you! Now get back to making them money and hanging around this site to further fund what you hate!

Photo 7 really shows how much she’s balding on the top of her head. The double process used to turn her from a natural brunette into a bleached blond and the extensions that are only supposed to be worn for short periods are killing her hair follicles. I wonder if she knows it won’t grow back and she’ll need a wig soon?

Her legs are too big for her to look good in a dress that short. She looks like a porker. By age 35 she will have more cottage cheese than most markets.

Her legs are too big for her to look good in a dress that short. She looks like a porker. By age 35 she will have more cottage cheese than most markets.

Britney really is an ugly sight for the eyes. She's got thick legs, arms and linebacker shoulders (as well as neck); she appears greasy and unwashed; her hair is an unbecoming color and her eyes are the window to her mentally challenged mind.


Obviously she needs to remain under lock and key (on a short leash) and continue to be babysat 24/7. This may be as GOOD AS IT GETS for the rest of her hillbilly days!

cWOW , the first pic is so scary and ugly. Kinda like when she shave hair and attack paps with umbrella. Poor kids can u imgine having a mom that is a hot mess. Hopefully ,victoria is giving them tons of love.From the photo we see,she is such a grat step mom.

Of course she's bald. The only time her hair gets washed is when someone else does it, so they dye what's left of her mop and then they add pounds of horse hair to cover up all of those ugly bald spots. You will see this same hair, greasy and disheveled, and thrown into an unwashed pile of crap on her hollow head because she is incapable of taking care of herself without a large team of people and countless hours spent to do it for her.

Got DRUGS from LiLo, I see.

8:53 Maybe she piles her weave into that awful Pebbles Flinstone mess to hide her bald spots?

The weaves already there to hide many of those top bald spots, so it's probably because she refuses to wash or take care of it herself. Of course, piling it on top doesn't hide how grungy it is and only shows the bald spots on the side and all the weave points. She's clueless as usual about all this, but what else would you expect?

Not much! ;)

I REALLY have to thank the person who left a link to killthelights.org - again! The candids archive is fascinating. This is the first time I’ve seen this whole series of hotel, gas station and upskirt photos. Does anyone recognize the paparazzo near the driver’s side door? She certainly didn’t seem unhappy about those intrusive upskirt photos, did she?

http:// www.killthelights.org/thumbnails.php?album=1553

She like 150 pounds in a 100 pound bag

LMAOOOOO, of course she's going bonkers again. The big question>> Is that sweat, period or pee? Lord knows it could be any of it and we've seen it all. If you can't see the signs that she is slipping, then you are blind. It's just a matter of time and it's getting close. I'm just waiting for the pink wig and British accent. No matter how many weaves she gets, she can't hide those bald spots.

She is like 150 pounds in a 100 pound bag

Lotta good those supposed 'bodyguards' did. They're supposed to protect her, yet they let her loose in a bathroom while Blohan! Like Blohan is going to help anyone out, except in scoring drugs. Shiteny must love bathrooms, because that's where all the action happens! They would probably fire them, but it's probably impossible to keep track of this fool when she is constantly trying to chew through her leash. The BGs are there mainly to protect her from herself, but in that case, they failed.

ONE HOT MESS: Couldn't agree with you more! She's riding the short bus and it won't be long before she's making barefoot pit stops at gas stations; shopping at midnight in Rite Aid for "Correctol"; eating at every fast-food drive thru in LA and hooking up with Sam again.


Is Jamie on vacation? Why is he allowing her out in public looking like a street walker and behaving like a delusional alien? Maybe he's doing a "reality check" to see how she acts when left to her own devices...

In an upcoming episode of Britney the Reality Show, she will debut a new game titled, Guess the Body Fluid!

Kirstey Alley didn't get fat until she was in her late 40s. Brit will get there a lot sooner.

Does Rite Aid give laxative abusers a complimentary map of gas station bathrooms?

Within 10 yrs she will weigh over 250 pounds and wear a mumu

This woman is not any better, and I am not at all surprised. She should have been put in a Mental Health facility for at least 2 years. You cannot do this out patient. Her handlers and family only care about money. I can't stand her, but it's a real shame she doesn't have anyone in her life that cares enough to get her the help she needs. She is seriously mentally ill and she will be for the rest of her life. A bandaid will not fix this. I cannot believe her family is so ignorant about mental health. If they want to keep their cash cow, they better do something soon. Sad really, because she will eventually wind up in a pine box, and it will be too late.

what a bunch of losers, if u have ever gone out before u know it gets hot as shitt in bars, and she looked great! these are end of the night pics!

Britards, always with the excuses. Is it hot everywhere she goes? Because she always looks like a clueless slob. Maybe if she wasn't insane and bathed every week or so, but that's not going to happen anytime soon. Hurry up, make another excuse.

10:06 She has a drinking problem like her dad. She shouldn't be in ANY bar.

she's got the crazy 'runaway bride' eyes again. when you can see the whites of the eye all the way around the iris, it's time to duck for cover !

I hope if she does chew through the leash, the first people she runs to are Mr. Grindypills and the Hook-nosed Papsmear, Adnuts! How cool would that be if the old gang gets back together! Fun! Fun! Fun! Then she can play a well meded up game of Tiddlywinks on the floor of her padded cell with one of her other personalities.

I've never met a woman who had to be told to wash her hair/weave and bathe regularly. She may be hopeless.

The whites of her eyes remind me of the umbrella attack.

This weave is worse than the others. I guess the poor stylist just has so much to work with. By the end of the night she has her hair back in the Pebbles do, and you can see every track all the way to the roots. She seriously has no hair of her own. WTF is wrong with her babysitters letting her go like this? Every rag out there is saying she's crazy again and it shows. She had a death grip on her BG's sleeve because she was so scared. They need to keep her home and out of sight. This is pathetic.

Her eyes are probably like that when the control chip in her hollow skull starts shorting out.

I hope it's a personality with no sense of smell otherwise they’ll be arguing with each other.

Her real hair hasn't grown much either.

10:25, going to a stylist to make her look human is probably akin to going to a dermatologist immediately after being severely burned in a fire!

HAHAHA i love britney she is only doing it for publicity and you all are falling for it again. all the haters are going to make her #1 again

How long before she's lost so much hair she needs to wear a wig all the time? I give her a year.

She looks great.

I see that x17 is back to their old tricks, not Brit. They put the worst pic of Brit up and act like she's going crazy or something.

Idiot Britard @ 10:35 obviously thinks that her being crazy is just a game. WOW! What a retard! No wonder that fool identifies with Shitney!

Wearing a mini is gross for someone with legs like a football lineman

Overweight, mentally ill substance abuser, bleaches her balding head, stuffs her body into clothes that are too small, leaves a trail of ass sweat and goes to a bar. Terrific publicity!

It amazes me that some of her fans think X17’s freelancers are the only ones who capture these grotesque outings. They must think X17 has magic cameras. It never occurs to them to look at other paparazzi agency photographs.

lols at 10:39 shut up and enjoy these beautiful pics of queen britney a true refined beauty and look at that beautiful ass looks like a little fart dust on it but id still hit it

Yeah, they bitch all day long in these pointless diatribes of diarrhea and then they stick around and add their clicks. They must be like a spoiled 8 year old who talks shit behind someone's back and when nothing happens, they gloat about how cool they think they are. "Look at me, I'm being bad and getting away with it! I'm such a dangerous rebel!"
X17 is just happy to get the clicks from them, as they are making their money that way.

Shitney's a swine and your ass doesn't run the show here, so stuff it Britard!

X17 is sounding just like PEREZHILTON now.. tacky, Sounds like a teenager is writing your column now. Be informative. Whoever is writing your little "zings" on celebrities sounds jealous and immature. Wonder if you pay PEREZ to help you write your column!!

And here you lame ass is adding clicks! If it's so fricking bad, why don't you just GET LOST! You're a pointless, broken record who is too stupid to see the irony of your being here

I feel badly for the boys. They are going to be unmercifully taunted in school because of their mother’s behavior. Look at egotistic.com and other sites. Eventually their classmates show them their mother’s photos. They will be so embarrassed. I doubt they will ever be able to respect their mother. This whole thing is made worse by the fact her hardcore fans are sexually deprived deviants like 10:55.

"Look at me, I'm being bad and getting away with it! I'm such a dangerous rebel!" X17 is just happy to get the clicks from them, as they are making their money that way.

Absolutely true and it made me laugh!

11:01 she may be a swine but i would still do her crazy ass love you britney the blond looks hot im thinking about dying my mullet blond

And you seriously think that X17 and Perez are the only ripping on her? No, you're just too stupid to see that it's pretty much everyone riping on her and it's well justified. She demands attention and she's going to get it, but it's not going to be flattering because the truth is she's only creating her own difficulties for herself. If she doesn't want negative attention, she should just retire, but she's too vain and greedy for that to ever happen.

Yeah, that’s right Perez moonlights for X17! Sheesh, can Jamie Spears handle another one?!

This is for the crazy fan. These are actually WORSE photos than the ones here.

Killthelights.org - The largest Britney Spears Gallery from UntouchableBritney.net

August 02 - Britney clubbing at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles

http:// www.killthelights.org/thumbnails.php?album=7398&page=1

This looks like a still from a horror movie!

http:// www.killthelights.org/displayimage.php?album=7398&pos=28

I don't feel sorry for anyone who does everything they can to get coverage and then suffers greatly for it! It's like a bunch of gophers sticking their heads up while the lawn is being mowed! Oh well, that last one got ripped into tiny pieces of rodent chum, but I'll just take a look for myself.....

TMZ and their posters have been tearing her apart!

aww thanks 11:08 i am a sexualy deprived deviant maby you can come and help me out with that. seems you know so much.. and when her beautiful boys see these pics they are going to be glad she wore those beautiful shoes

^Hmmm? Why do I detect the sound of chains being yanked?

I feel sorry for the boys. They didn't ask to be born into this mess.

I'm still laughing at the fan thinking about dying their 90's MULLET blond.

Doubt that was serious.

11:22 Maybe but who cares!

Point taken.

BRITNEY, U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT...

Lets put it this way, if it’s one of Adnan’s groupies consider the sheer number of hours they devote to pure fuckery and you’ll understand why I think they ALL desperately need to get laid!

^Obviously typing in Braille.
Hot? Yeah, like a bag of flaming rancid dog shit.

Wow, she is hotter than ever...

Maybe Adnuts will get deported and they will all jump off the nearest cliff like the lemmings they are.

11:32 That was out of left field but a funny and vivid image!

11:34 I love the lemming imagery!

Btriney is finished!

She's looks hot for a man, that's how it should be...Jealous women (probably ugly fat teens...) were born to talk shit about hot chicks like Britney.

The material practically writes itself. The Cow Queen and her slope headed minions make it too easy.

11:34 Do you think his felony trial will take long? I'm hoping it doesn't last longer than a few days, a week tops.

11:38, I guess you're into fugly retarded chicks because they are the only ones less likely to spurn your advances.

I really have no idea and actually could care less what happens to that douche, but if he is jailed or deported it would be hilarious and well deserved. Only a serious criminal would hit someone and then continue driving with them on their hood! F that scuzbag!

11:42 Now THAT was funny!

what a perfect ass and legs, wow!!!

I don't care either. If he's convicted (which I expect) I don't think she'll bat an eyelash. I wouldn’t be surprised if she went out clubbing and arm waved on a table top. He’s outlived his usefulness to her.

All covered in blood, sweat, crap, and whatever germs she earned while blowing all that random sausage in the clubs and bathrooms around the world! She doesn't so much sweat as oozing is more of an appropriate description. Think snail.

Her love of bathrooms is quite revolting.

I actually think she'll bust whatever braincells she has left over it. Idiots like her live in fantasy lands and when their little fantasy is exposed to reality, they freak out in a big way. Plus, he seemed to be the absolute master of feeding her the bullshit she craved to hear. It would be a harsh dose of reality and she certainly doesn't like or cope well with reality. And then what doesn't freak this idiot out?

The deep wrinkles in her forehead are hard to see in these photos. In fact, her forehead looks shiny like Nicole Kidman‘s forehead. Do you think it's Botox or are the lights bouncing off of her greasy complexion?

Both

I actually think she doesn't truly care about anyone but herself. He's no exception to the rule. I think she’ll just find another source to feed her whatever bullshit she wants to hear. I guess we’ll know what her reation will be soon enough.

Botox AND lights bouncing off of her greasy complexion?! Work for me!

It's ironic that someone who seems to want to practically live in a bathroom still hasn't figured out the small important things about them. Like what those funny handles on the sinks are for and how to use them.

Make that reaction at 12:06.

Well, I'm tired. Goodnight!

It's ironic that someone who seems to want to practically live in a bathroom still hasn't figured out the small important things about them. Like what those funny handles on the sinks are for and how to use them.

...LOL!

Thanks for the best laugh of the night!

Jason Trainwreck seems to have taken over the bullshit dispensary duties (or as she thinks of the word 'doodiez'). I wonder how much of a raise pappy Spears gave him for the cow milking detail?

Whatever he was offered, it’s not enough. Wherever she goes she leaves collateral damage behind. He should be careful or he might be next on her victim list.

What they really need is to get an automatic washing machine for her weekly scrubbing. Much like this one:

http:// sunburnedfreezerburned.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dodomatic.jpg

They could just huck a couple of Cheetos or some cigs in there and then shut the door behind her and turn the machine on! Having the recall abilities of a goldfish, they wouldn't have to worry about her remembering the trauma of clean skin for about a day or so before they could attempt it again.

'doodiez'

Funny!

can io say that you should all just leave her to be shes probley just sick of the paps maybe shes having a bad day we all have bad days you cant expect someone to be pretty everyday

Yeah, Trainwreck is one of those aforementioned gophers sticking its' head up while the mower blades churn. The previous bodies still rot and fester all around him, but he is still oblivious. Maybe he's actually a simpleton with aspirations of becoming a dancing rap star....

That’s a very creative and hilarious solution! Lately she’s been pursing her lips like a goldfish.

Two words for the poster @ 12:26: Remedial English.
Actually 'remedial' is probably too big of a word, so hopefully someone brave just shows that fool how to get on the short bus in the mornings.

The name for the dog washing machine seems to be 'dodomatic'. That must be some cosmic way to show that it works for all kinds of 'dodos'.

12:26 didn’t you just post on an earlier thread? Did you bang your head and forget how to write English?

Here you go 12:26. Just in case your head injury caused memory loss too.

Sheesh, some things never change! She hates the paparazzi attention, huh? The sad truth is she loves their attention. Some of you should remember that the next time you demand the paparazzi - Leave Britney Alone!

http:// www.killthelights.org/thumbnails.php?album=7289&page=2

It's a cute but I think you could come up with a better custom name. Well, I'm calling it a night. Thanks for the laughs!

It's a cute NAME! Damn, I need sleep.

Later! Have a good one!

Yeah, Trainwreck is one of those aforementioned gophers sticking its' head up while the mower blades churn. The previous bodies still rot and fester all around him, but he is still oblivious. Maybe he's actually a simpleton with aspirations of becoming a dancing rap star....


I missed this one.

PopoZão 2.0? That's TWO too many!

Night!

you're so mean with her, leave Britney alone, she's a nice girl!

star of david one day and cross the next. she's batshit crazy still

what now? you're not allowed to sweat??

What a deranged looking woman. Vampira 2009.

STFU!..... THIS IS STUPID.... SHE'S NOT ALLOWED YO HAVE SOME FUN???

THAT'STUPID!!!

GO BRIT!

She's just haveing fun. There are too many court battles, settled and stil pending that will never see Brit 2007 come back to crazy times never again. She gets to see her kids liek 24/7 now. Especially since K-fed is filming that vh1 reality show. And doing a concert everynight around the world deserves a night of fun once in a while. She wasn't ever there that long. Bottom line - no cheetos, pink wig will be making a comeback with her. CASE CLOSED.

^ lmfao britarded freakout ^