Britney Dines At Chateau Marmont!

brit look good firstttttttt

OMG!!!
Her hair is wet. Did daddy wash it? Is it that time of the month again!

UGLY FAT AND STUIPID

TMZ says:
Britney Spears' driving without a license trial will continue as scheduled, according to a ruling released today. Brit and her people were trying to have the case put on hold or dismissed entirely. But alas, things will go on as planned.

A pretrial hearing is set for tomorrow with the real thing set to begin next Wednesday.

The no sex for six months rule is a total fabrication by Now, a notorious British tabloid. IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.

OH ISNT THAT JUST PRECIOUS.

Is this the first time she has gone to chateau marmont since she decided to dine using her natural instincts?? (She stuck her face in the food, sort of the way a pig eats from a trough)

America's sweetheart ya'll!

Am stepped away to go potty but has returned to scroll what all her fans are saying about her. Next stop? JFX "refresh to see if Doc has posted, in which case she will furiously run for her dildo.

Yeah wait

didn't chateau marmont ban her after customers complained she was acting like a starving barn animal??

lohan turned chateau marmont upside down for years when she was partying and never got banned. makes you wonder just how stupid britney must had been acting that night..

DON'T WORRY FR THE BAD COMMENTS...ALL THIS ARE FROM DE F*CKING FANS FROM ''SHITINA'' BECAUSE SHE IS #7 IN ITUNES AND BRITNEY GOES FOR THE #1, BRITNEY IS GOOD, SHE IS BACK!!! YOU CAN SEE IT??? WOMANIZER - CIRCUS!!!

lol,
yes...that must be it.

my feathers are just so ruffled right now because tina is only at 7. shitney should be at 7.

sQwAKKK!!

BUT SHE IS NOT...BRITNEY IS THE #1 AND SHITINA IS THE #7 BECAUSE SHE SUCKS..

ok, that is true.
i cant get that one picture out of my head
the picture of her with all the make up melting off her face except for the crazy eyeliner..
i just can't let it go. it was horrible.

Once again I have to ask.........Please define "she's back"?

it's like, you know
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwEEEEEEEEEEEE yEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
she's baCk~!
HaTeRz EaT sHiT~!

or maybe they are saying she's back from her visitation..or her therapy session...aawwwE yeAH!

lmfao

funny, i bet her two boys wish they could say that.........she's back. To bad so sad for them though huh?

5:34 X is a flush, not a refresh.

JFX is refreshed by Am nonstop

Damn Britney needs to start applying wrinkle cream around her mouth she is looking haggard more and more everyday!

she really need a visit with a hairdresser

Her boys will never scream and fall at her feet the way her fans do. She can't live with out the constant attention. But we've already seen she can live just fine without her boys.

oh wait she has a new album coming out....she is back.
oh oh wait....she put one out a month before holding her own son hostage in a bathroom.....I guess the album is'nt what they mean......
oh oh oh....she is back from New York! Thay are a bit slow.

Why don't all of you fans volunteer to take turns sleeping in her boys empty beds so she can have someone to tuck in at night.

One word for her: EWW!

oh shit......they are gonna be packing sleeping bags and jammies and lining up at the Summit gate!

One word for her: EWW!

Where's the porn?

shoes... once again....

OMFG!
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Why is she wearing that nasty lipstick again? It's the same color she used to wear when she was all kinds of crazy!

Thank You Im glad someone else noticed that she has worn those same brown heels over and over. You would think the girl didn't have any shoes. Wait maybe daddy sold all of her shoes but these. Make sure you look at her next photo posted she will have these same pumps on!!

no it's a new shade
she's always been color blind

Thank You Im glad someone else noticed that she has worn those same brown heels over and over. You would think the girl didn't have any shoes. Wait maybe daddy sold all of her shoes but these. Make sure you look at her next photo posted she will have these same pumps on!!

What do you mean WAS all kinds of crazy?

If I were Britney with everything that has happened in the past couple years I would go and find a deserted swamp land somewhere and hide but I guess she has no shame. Once you go crazy people will never look at you the same way they will always think you are crazy.

Once you go crazy people will never look at you the same way they will always think you are crazy.

Because they are right!

Why is she constantly jammed down our Faces, If any of us had a breakdown at work or screws up . We would be out not given a few more chases.

She is constantly jammed down your face because people reply to her tags.

Enjoy the food Brit, California code allows for jail time for the offense you are charged with and I see you getting slammed worse than Paris.

why does she always have to carry, that phone in her hand???.

Enjoy the food Brit, California code allows for jail time for the offense you are charged with and I see you getting slammed worse than Paris.

Enjoy the food Brit, California code allows for jail time for the offense you are charged with and I see you getting slammed worse than Paris.

He bodyguard should have been escorting her to the shoe store. Those ugly two toned brown shoes she sneaks on every time pops head is turned are completely worn out. He needs to throw them in the dumpster like he did the pink wig.

He needs to throw her in the dumpster with the shoes on her feet.

Such intelligent banter.

Britney leave your lips along!!!

Britney leave your lips along!!!

HOT

Anyone ever notice how she walks like a duck?

she walks like she's flat footed..she stomps around everywhere with a akward walk..i don't believe her feet have a very good arch.

Shes a beauty....just leave her alone...

Wearing those brown shoes over and over again is her way of acting out because she knows if she exhibits any of her old behaviors at all Jamie will have her back on a 5150 hold lickidy split.

NObama!!! You ARE who you befriend.

Are people seriously criticizing how she looks? If some people would only remember what she looked like this time last year or even the beginning of this year.

She looks great. She's in shape and she's healthy again, that's all that matters.

Ding-Dang y'all, Brit finally took a shower and she still looks like shit. Dumb b**ch needs to go back to Louisiana. She is so out of her element. Don't you need SOME sort of talent to achieve a comeback?

McCain-Palin '08

Don't vote for a Muslim with terrorist ties.

fat pig and disgusting calves

fat pig and disgusting calves

she is a mental case and should just comit suiside

You people are so damn stupid. To put down the mentally ill is a sickness in your own minds. You sell the mentally ill short when you talk all your trash and what does that say about you and your take on reality. You seem to think that a person can not have a mental breakdown and recover from it. You are wrong. There are many people in this country that live with mental illness everyday and hold jobs and have families and you need to shut up about mentally ill people. You are creeps. You will get what you have coming to you some day when your emotions get the best of you. Do not think it can not happen to you. Often times hormones and imbalance in the brain play a role in mental illness. So if you think it is funny to make fun of Britney or mentally ill people or you find yourself interesting because there is another person on here that is responding and feeding into your version of behavioral problems you might get some Psych articles online and read them about yourselves. You wrote the book on narcissism. You are cruel and indecent. You make Britney look sane. It is people like you that fall flat on their face without anyone there to pick them up because you thought you knew so much. Keep it coming hot shots, your day is near. You are not strong enough to pick yourselves up either and if you think your pen pals here will give a rats ass about you forget it. If you were in need they would spit on you like you are spitting at Britney and others with mental illness. Your parents did a very poor job or raising you. Do they know you are so messed up??? I feel sorry for them when they find out how you are and what you have done with all the investment they put into you. there are certain things that are not funny. Mental is one of them.

847-1
You should worry less about her and more about spelling and grammar!

Who cares????? Rock the vote.

You know, a sense of humor wouldn't kill you. do you have to play the role of the "thought" police at all times? You are in no position to tell me what is cruel and what isn't.

Sounds like Am and some of her hallucinating going on.

849.5
why are you here exactly?

britney looks sane compared to you, am. Cruel and indecent? Do you suffer from frequent memory lapses? Maybe it's time you go see your doctor about your little "memory" lapses.

First time voters want to put a Muslim in power? Rock the vote.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

8:35

Please. Can you be any more delusional. She does not look great and she is most certainly NOT healthy. If she were, she wouldn't need conservatorship.

She can not be trusted with her kids and she can not be trusted with herself. Is that healthy? On which planet do you live?

As for her looks, she lost some weight, that's all. For most people, that would also mean better looks but trust Shitney to manage to look worse. Old, used, washed out, saggy. And balding. All those, my friend, are not signs of health. Barfney looks fugly on the outside because she is fugly on the inside. She abuses her body just like she abused her children. And sooner or later, the payday arrives.

THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND BRITNEY'S WEIGHT LOSS!


Part One
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For months, she has been going to fitness clubs without any visible results. If anything, her stomach even got bigger. Then, she disappears for 8 days or so and returns slimmer than she's been in a long time. So what's the deal?

Please note that the operational word is "slimmer". Not toned or good looking or healthy.

Because her head is still big and strangely puffy, and her chin is saggier than ever. Her upper lids have the tired limpy look of a woman of over 50. Her ridiculously short upper arms are still fat and chubby and NOT toned up at all (please check the first pic above). The length of her upper arms from the armpit to the elbow is shorter than her entire head which everyone must admit looks quite freakish.

THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND BRITNEY'S WEIGHT LOSS!


Part Two
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Her legs are still fugly fat short tree-trunks. Regular exercise would have also improved her hair because vigorous exercise brings oxygen to cells and more fuel, thus improving the regeneration and growth while at the same time speeding up the removal of the toxins.

Losing weight by moving her body would have resulted in a refreshed, lively, clear skinned and well toned young woman of 26, glowing from health. It's quite obvious that this is not what we have right here. The only time Shitney looks young and fresh is on photoshopped pics and in blurry videos.

So, how come she looks slimmer then? Well, knowing Shitney she took shortcuts like she always does. Healthy eating was not involved because we saw she still eats crap. She had a lipo because nobody loses so much weight in their mid section but no weight on their huge head or fat upper arms. (In her case, liposuction was probably not enough and it's a safe bet that she had abdominoplasty where they not only remove the fat but also some skin and sew you up real tight. This gives the abs a toned look but the upper arms and the rest remain flab. It's the main giveaway).

THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND BRITNEY'S WEIGHT LOSS!


Part Three
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... This gives the abs a toned look but the upper arms and the rest remain flab. It's the main giveaway).

She is too lazy to do some real working out - unless it's a part of a photo-op - and by far too self indulging to be able to discipline herself. Not even her fans can say her upper arms belong to a woman who works out. Those upper arms have never seen a push up.

To keep her newly bought figure (bought just like the VMA "awards"), she is now taking appetite reduction pills. That's another reason why she looks so washed out and unhealty. Hardly any other pills are so damaging for the body. To keep her figure at least to some extent, she has to have handlers around her at all times, to prevent the incompetent skank from gorging. There can be no lifting of conservatorship, ever, because as soon as she's left to her own devices again she'll baloon like crazy. It's a Circus all right.

Beautiful, perfect

I love you brit :)

Who cares about this worthless skank's bodyguard.

Even she is not relevant anymore.

MAJOR NEWS!!!!!!

Flabby, ungroomed incompetent untalented slutty piece of trash and a has-been takes a shower!

she looks good only with professional make up
otherwise she is crap

Barfney, go back to your swamp.

Ha ha ha! These are not her real boobs. Check the second pic: it is obvious how saggy are her own tits and that she had to fill the cups of this dress to make them look fuller.

Plus, her neck looks really mannish and beefy.

SHE IS GOING TO JAIL

I'll bet the farm she gets more time than Paris.

She will look good in orange, and nobody will be complaining about her shoes or makeup.

Shitney is a FAS-eyed fat-neck redneck.

Jail-time would be a real CIRCUS!

Cause you see, they would have to incarcerate her 15 handlers and caregivers as well. She is not competent to do the time without them.

HER HAIR IS NOT WET, ITS JUST PLAIN FUCKING GREASY AND NASTY. WHAT A NASTY SKANK, DADDY ONLY CLEANS HER FOR TV. GREASY NASTY TALENTLESS SKANK.

Don'T she feel like the LOSER she is when she is out eating with her PAID BABYSITTERS all the time ?? NO REAL FRIENDS, FAMILY ONLY WHEN IT HAS TO DO WITH THE $$$$$$$$$$$$$, NO CHILDREN, SHE DESERVES TO BE ALLLL ALONE OR WITH HER BABYSITTERS. Maybe she can take this weeks allowance and buy a NEW friend y'all....

she is the UGLIEST MOST UN TALENTED PERSON IN AMERICA... ANOTHER THING THAT MAKES AMERICA LOOK BAD...AFTER ALL WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN CALL WHAT SHE DOES REAL TALENT...BESIDES HER 5 FANS....UNEDUCATED CHILD ABUSERS DONT BECOME FAMOUS IN OTHER COUNTRYS ONLY IN THE GOOD OLE US OF A..........

If she was from another country... she would have been shot or hung a looooong time ago.....SHES LIKE OJ AND MOST OF AMERICA CANT WAIT TO SEE HER GET WHAT SHE DESERVES FOR ABANDONING HER BOYS.....AND SHE WILLL....JUST LIKE OJ....ONE DAY.....BOOM...JUSTICE FOR HER BOYS......THATS THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HER...BECAUSE WE ALL WANT TO SEE THAT KARMA TAKE A BIG NASTY CHUNCK OUT OF HER GREASY NASTY FAT ASS.........

Yeah, when you look at this decrepit hot mess you immediately see that she is the epitome of health and normalcy ...

She's so ugly, she needs to cover her beefy linebacker neck up, she looks like a man.

Mentally ill my ass. She isn't too mentally ill to work on her pathetic comeback. She is a selfish whore who puts her own needs above the needs of her kids.

I think she wears those horrible shoes to divert attention from her even more fugly fat legs.

* * * TO MY BELOVED X17: * * *
Hey! Can yall do a big favor for a loyal X17 fan? Yall are geniuses with cameras, photography, photshop, and all that happy jazz. Can you zoom in on the pic and tell us what kind of watch Brit is wearing? I'm dying to know!

P.S. Brit looks pretty here, doesn't? Thanks for always being so nice to her. Yall make TMZ look like losers! Keep up the good work guys! :-D

Exactly, 5:26. You couldn't have put it better.

So now her incompetent loser Fantards don't need to ask anymore "why do you come here if you hate her so much". We come here to see if the payday has come. And it will. Boom!

She's back? Certainly not as a mother. She was a birth canal donation for those two boys. They are being raised by nannies. If being back is looking like my face is covered in grease, dirty hair, not styled with black roots, a man's upper body, then no thanks.

Thank god she's not raising the boys. Kevin makes sure they're always clean!

Posted by heatworld on Thursday 02 Oct 2008

She spent yesterday being saintly at a school in The Bronx, New York, where she presented students with a $10,000 cheque from her perfume company Elizabeth Arden, which will fund the school’s music programme. "I really enjoyed the time I spent at the John Philip Souza Middle School," says Britters, without putting on a crazy British accent or anything. "The fact that Elizabeth Arden made such a large donation for the school music studio in my name was so generous." Blimey, the next thing we know she’ll be adopting random orphans and writing worthy slogans on her hands.

Elizabeth Arden paid for the NY PR photo op cos Shitney wants to sell cherry scented swamp water in the old bottle. Yeah good luck with that you smelly beast. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Yall are such freaks.

classic beauty *vomits*

None of you so called "judges and critics" have the Love of God in you and it's sad because, there are consequences for your behavior and your cruel, mean spirited and vicious attacks will come back to haunt you!....jealousy was the fall of man
Someone who knows

None of you so called "judges and critics" have the Love of God in you and it's sad because, there are consequences for your behavior and your cruel, mean spirited and vicious attacks will come back to haunt you!....jealousy was the fall of man
Someone who knows

Uh, NOOOOOO! Brit doesn't look good, y'all!

She looks like she just rolled out of bed, threw on a wrinkled dress that was on her floor, slicked her nasty weave back with some water and headed out with last nights make-up on. Gross!

And her (bodyguard) is there to hold her hand so she can walk straight and at the least not just stop and stand on the sidewalk like a deer in headlights. He is there to guide her through the day, because she needs all the help she can get!

PS. - I love how she went to B2V. The Bacteria To Vaginosis. Get that s**t taken care of already so you don't have to be without sex for 6-months!

Am, don't talk with Adscum's dick in your mouth. God says it's not polite.

LOL

it looks like she has a mustache in the first pic!! ugh she looks like sh!t when she's just out in the regular public. she only looks good when she's done up by professionals and not herself.

11:28 AM, well said.

WHAT A BUNCH OF JEALOUS NASTY ASSHOLES

She's GORGEOUS
She is 27 now NOT 16 so if you are looking for a child to worship go see Miley ( poor Miley if you do)
If you don't like her
JUST GO AWAY
God Bless, I wish EVERYONE health and happiness and LESS HATE AND NASTINESS
GET A LIFE

Ya bitch when she's fat Ya Bitch when she's thin
Ya Bitch when she shaves her head or wears a weave
When she looks good, has gorgeous clothes home hair and a good life ya bitch
Nasty nasty BITCHING to the HATERS ONLY
Britney you look great not that you will read this and hopefully none of the CRAP that obviously you pay no attention to or have no need to anyway
are they jealous fuckers or what? LOL

Haters are kind of like nasty wild animals, aren't they? Maybe if we ignore them they will just go away.

You look GREAT Brit. Keep on rockin' Baby! :-D