Britney Eats, Shoots, Leaves

nice nips

nice gut in the second pic!

nice to see her working

nice belly on her...

never mind her gut, look at that rats nest on her head, gross.

Britney's new song will blow the haters away...............watch and see!

WOW! Her hair looks like shit...she is fat...and she is TRASH! stop taking pictures of this DUMBFUCK! she is a has-been!

WOW! Her hair looks like shit...she is fat...and she is TRASH! stop taking pictures of this DUMBFUCK! she is a has-been!

WOW! Her hair looks like shit...she is fat...and she is TRASH! stop taking pictures if this DUMBFUCK! she is a has-been!

Nice gut in the 2nd pic...and her nipples are pointing down!
Nasty bit*h!

What happened to her!!! She was hot at one time, now she is the type of girl that if she walked by me on the sidewalk I would not have any interest to look back at her assets.

Where's the pics of her topless again!?!? See USWeekly fo rlatest news. X17 is SSLLLOOOWWW with the news. X17 will probably post today's news next week.

do. not. want.

Re: 7:04am
If her new "song" is anything like her mini-comeback tour at the HOB, then we can't wait! IT WILL SUCK and it will give us more shit to talk about...CAN'T WAIT!!

Her last song was that crappy "Do something" like 4 years ago and that was when she was less crazy and had managment. Theres no hope for her now. Everyone just loves to see her fall flat on her face. I feel for those poor babies though.

7:14am
Sad thing is that Brit has no clue...she still thinks she has "it" because everyone wants her pics. Everyone loves a trainwreck, that's why she's still photographed!

Look at her hair and her fat gut! Geez! Celebrities are celebrities because they don't look like the average person. They are supposed to look a step above us. She looks like a slob!

Her face is soooooo swollen. Can drugs and alcohol make your face swell up like that???

OK fans! Look at those pictures and tell us she isn't chubby. Go ahead, we'll wait.

coke bloat

coke bloat

coke bloat

coke bloat

now that her hair has grown back some,

perfect time for a hair drug test !!

she's shave her head again...lmao

not a single scandalous event? nice try but uh no, not true. The other sites have pictures of her leaving Winston's after partying all night and sucking on a lollipop (can you say X?) Idiot.

She appears to have said fuck it. Its pretty sad when a woman her age, with her finances, lets themselves go. She can certainly afford a gym membership. Its not about personal trainers and fashion consultants. She has the money for both, but they aren't a necessity. Most people dress better than her on their meager incomes. Come on Britney, you dont work a regular 40, you have plenty of time to take care of yourself.

She might as well just turn her weave/ hair into dreadlocks then she could really never have to take another shower for the rest of her life, oh wait she's already not bathing. So many icky thoughts come to mind when I look at her. LICE

Jeezzz, she's a moose. I really wish she would put some shampoo through her hair/wig/weave. Gross. P.S. No one over the age of 12 uses the word "haters."

She looks like a balding, middle aged transvestite, right down to the receding hairline and pot belly.

gross moo cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

eeewwwwwwwwww.......how long are we going to have to put up with her?????????? Those poor babies.......

to all of you very sad people who want other people bad. whats wrong with you? why do you hate her so much? what has she done to you? you dont know her personally, and why do you call her so many bad names. do you need to say that to feel better? i doubt.. get out and get fresh air

Look at those breasts! I'm sorry, but to me she still looks hot. I'd love to taste her.

{Wednesday, August 8 2007, 14:55 BST
By Nick Levine, Entertainment Reporter

Britney Spears has been photographed frolicking topless in a hotel swimming pool.
The 'Oops...I Did It Again' star exposed her breasts while playing a drinking game with Mike Encinias, an extra on her video shoot, at LA's Standard Hotel.

Encinias told The Sun: “She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.

"When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up...Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser."

Encinias also claimed that Spears attempted to seduce him in her hotel suite, saying: "I found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on."

However, he was forced to spurn her advances when one of his friends collapsed in the hotel's swimming pool.}

She looks pregnant!!

Not everyone hates her, we just like to see celebrities at their worst. It's human nature. If she was actually a good mother and not batshit crazy we would have nothing to talk about. She does it to herself.

{The 21-year old boy is Matt Encinias and he gave a shocking interview on his wild night with Brit. This dude went from being an extra on Britney's new video to the rooftop hotel pool at the Standard Hotel. Britney was with her then assistant and the two invited some male extras to the pool at 2AM.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias said. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. "And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

Us Weekly is also reporting that the kids were supposed to be dropped off at the house the same day because it was her day for visitation but I guess that never happened. Wow, this is just a new low.}

she makes it so hard to have faith in her.................

"Us Weekly is also reporting that the kids were supposed to be dropped off at the house the same day because it was her day for visitation but I guess that never happened. Wow, this is just a new low."

Still drinking, whoring around and neglecting her kids. Brilliant career move Britney. And for what? A fucking extra in a video?

{Britney Spears may be a mother of two, but she’s also a drunk slut, the new issue of Us Weekly is reporting.
The former pop star recently attempted a little “comeback” by shooting a music video and photo shoot for OK! magazine. Both ended disastrously.
Now, new details are emerging that paint Spears’ role as a parent in an even worse light than we’ve already been perceiving.
What’s taking K-Fed so long?
Take those booboos away! Demand full custody now.
21-year-old college student Matt Encinias met Brit Brit on the set of her ill-fated video. He later ended up smooching with the boozed up mother of two and was smart enough to document the whole experience with pictures.}

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(BRITNEY SPEARS romped in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.
The pictures in today's Sun Newspaper show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.
Onlookers watched in shock as Brit - who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later - stripped at a hotel pool.
Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.
American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.
Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties.)

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

Everyone already knew that Britney is an alcoholic. Her family and management forced her into rehab, which apparently, didn't help. Everyone knows she likes to run around nude, there are plenty of pictures on the net. Everyone knows that she is, at the very least, eccentric (the most polite word I could think of to describe her insanity). Everyone knows that she tends to indulge her vices at the expense of her children. That's understandable in that we can simply blow her off as the crazy, drunken whore. What is not understandable is how someone can know these things about Britney and say "Your awesome Britney!". As low as Britney is, her fans are even lower on the evolutionary scale.

Typical! No bra, a stain on her shirt, nappy hair and a gut. Now we all will be able to tell how much air brushing and editing they do once we see this video!

She has really let herself go for such a young person. I can't believe she was calling that other person fat when she is clearly chubby herself.

she looks so nasty!

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

ITS LIES! ALL LIES! LMFAO. Yeah Brit has the right to kiss boys. Shes with a different one every night. But as was pointed out, that's her right. Its everyone else's right to point out that she is a whore. U.S. weekly does suck, but they have the pictures of a drunk, naked Britney all over that guy. I know, I know, LIES! ALL LIES!

Wow....she really never gets any better does she???? What a mess.

fuck 2330! you are pig.你这咱垃圾，为什么抵毁别人？难道胖瘦就是你审美的观点吗？YOU ARE TRASH！！！

It's sad that Britney is in such denial about her status as a celebrity. What's even more sad is her "fans" who are in worse denial. "US Weekly lies about everything?" If that's true, where are all the slander lawsuits? If her "fans" can be in such denial about Britney, it makes me wonder how they view reality in general.

Why do Britneys fans insist on hitting the post button 20 times? I can almost see them laying on their beds, kicking their feet and screaming into their pillows. You guys need to stop throwing tantrums when you read something you dont like. Or go to a Britney fan site and post there.

Wow....she really never gets any better does she???? What a mess.

fuck 2330! you are pig.你这咱垃圾，为什么抵毁别人？难道胖瘦就是你审美的观点吗？YOU ARE TRASH！！！

Yes, she is only 25 and single, however, she is a mother now! That alone should change your whole perspective on life. She should have more respect for not only herself but her kids. Who would be proud to call her mommy? It's hard going through a messy divorce and having 2 young children but that is no excuse to let yourself go and act like am insane whore! She really needs therapy. I do feel sorry for those kids. Jamie P. was right. If she can't be a mother give them to someone who can be.

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Ummm, 8:27AM, have you ever been to a Britney fan site? That's alright, not many people have. I went to breatheheavy.com and noticed that there were very few posts and about 40% were anti Britney. Everywhere they go, people are putting Britney on blast. You would think that Britney's fans would get a clue and take off the blinders. Then again, most of them are children and haven't developed that particular life skill.

8:38 Yeah she is thick & fat. She looks meth in the face as well, the female BARNEY RUBBLE come to life. Same tree trunk thigh & calves, linbe backer shoulders, no neck and pod feet but Barney's smarter. Britney Rubble is delusional paying for a crap "video" for crap sampling "music" when there is NO chance she will ever be a player again. IT's OVER, wake up.

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

Is it true Britney has a new manager?

Is it true Britney has a new manager?

Look at those breasts! I'm sorry, but to me she still looks hot. I'd love to taste her.

I'm sure if you go out to LA she would let you! She is what you call easy!

Barney Rubble? LMAO!!!!!!! Genius.

Yeah right, Britney looks great. That must be why the ads for Britney's new fragrance "believe" will have Britney's face photo shopped onto the body of Kylie Cavaco. If she looks great, why the need for a body model?

This guy that Britney tried to bang at the hotel is an idiot. I'm sure he was well paid for the pictures and the story, but you know all that money is going to go toward oral herpes prescriptions.

There is another court hearing on the 14th. I just hope Kevin's lawyer goes for full custody and these poor kids finally get a stable home. Nothing could be worse than what they are subject to with this sick woman.

NO I DID NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!

Allan Hall in Berlin
August 9, 2007


"SCIENTISTS say sharks have feelings too, and are encouraged to mate if music is played to them in the water.

Long considered simply as aquatic killing machines, big band leader James Last, teen idol Justin Timberlake and hip hop trio Salt-N-Pepa are among the crooners who get them in the mood for love beneath the waves while Britney Spears left them as lifeless as day-old salmon on a slab."

stay tune for Britney's "meltdown" coming soon!

Hey Britney, you should start charging girl, don't give it away free! Maybe you would make enough to buy you some class!

us weekly sucks... she can do what she wants... she is 25 and has a right to party and to kiss "boys". And the one with the kids is a BIG FAT LIE. Us weekly lies about everything.

Picture don't lie

I wish someone would report her for holding that dog in her lap driving and not wearing a seat belt!

(Reports say that Spears latest troubles involved a hit and run accident. Spears swiped her Mercedes against a parked car while attempting to pull into a parking space. Spears popped a squat to inspect the damage, exposed herself in the process, and left without telling the owner or leaving a note.)
Now thats just fucked up. Bitch doesnt care about anyone but herself. What do her 20 fans see in this bloated, self centered, drunken whore?

G-R-O-S-S!

Exactly, if it's not safe for humans to be unbuckled it sure as hell isn't safe for a poor little puppy.

If you listen to the video, she says did I hurt my car!

just like the poster above. she had dog in her lap and no seat belt on. WTF? Call police where she lives and see what they say about it.

my god she is so ugly. Can she please stop going out in public?

Since you see the need to post the same drivel repeatedly 9:07AM, why don't you enlighten us. us weekly has pictures and witnesses to prove their side of the story. You say they are lying about the kids, prove it.

In more disaster Britney news, the upcoming ad campaign for her perfume might throw you off a bit. As Page Six had reported last month, Britney had walked out of the shoot before any decent shots were taken.

"She looked amazing, but she left the shoot three times in a state of distress before driving away for good," a source said. "They had decent shots of her face, but not her body, so the art director made the stylist - a cute girl name Kylie Cavaco - get in Britney's clothes and pose.

"They are superimposing Britney's head on Kylie's body. Kylie has the body Brit used to have, not the one she has now."

What is going on with Britney Spears? She keeps doing things that tend the shock us more and more.

I'm sure her fantards will be on here saying how great she looks when it's not even her body. Sad.

BRIT FUCK THE HATERS...

YOU LOOK GOOD BRIT!!!

BRIT FUCK THE HATERS...

YOU LOOK GOOD BRIT!!!

BRIT FUCK THE HATERS...

YOU LOOK GOOD BRIT!!!

BRIT FUCK THE HATERS...

YOU LOOK GOOD BRIT!!!

jive won't allow her to release anything in 2007 so i don't now what the hell she's doing. I don't think she can dance as well as she used to. I mean we keep seeing her at the dance studio or on the video set, but the house of blues thing wasn't that good, she was quite slow with the dancing and her outfit was bordering on stripper theme. And the house of blues was all britneys idea, and now she's doing her own video etc. I know she came up with the idea for the baby video and oops etc but she's probably run out of good creative ideas now, i fear her new video and possible tour will just look a joke.

She'll have a hard enough job selling 7/8 million again like in the zone with a manager and a whole team of people working with her, own her own this next era will just be a joke and she's better not releasing anything and remaining a pop icon of the past - instead of doing a 'glitter' or '20 yo' or even 'an american life' if u know what i mean.

She looks like shit. As usual.

I have to agree with 9:21. Britney's self made, self funded video is a joke. Sure she can make one, but it's going to be a whole different ballgame getting someone to play it, with Jive not even backing her up. This looks like another disaster for Brit.

i love this, video for what? a new single? it's not even out yet, nor is it in plan to be released anytime soon! so what was the video she shot a few weeks ago b4 the ok! shoot? i think its hilarious about the new perfume shoot, and i think its hilarious about the us weekly stuff. sadly, x17 is so biased they won't "report" on this stuff. i love watching trainwrecks.

Why does anyone still like her? Why? Why? Why? Makes noooo sense.

does anyone else here find it disturbing that britney who has the mental capacity of a child is a nympho !!

Looks to me as if his advances were not welcomes by Britney

seems like he's forcing him self on her

she certaiinly does not look happy or like she is having fun

Why are there no pictures of her making advances towrds him

If he cared anything about her then there would be no pictures

there is no guard so she was set up

Looks to me as if his advances were not welcomes by Britney

seems like he's forcing him self on her

she certaiinly does not look happy or like she is having fun

Why are there no pictures of her making advances towrds him

If he cared anything about her then there would be no pictures

there is no guard so she was set up

This girl TRUELY used to be so gorgeous and over the past few years she has turned into an old lady/trailer trash looking has been. What the hell happened to her? Why did she throw it all away??? And why in the world did she bring 2 kids into this world to be brought up in this type of environment. I can see pulling the crap she does if you are young and without kids, but for God sake's Brit...YOU ARE A MOTHER!!! Start acting like one!!

o.k. I said I wanted to do her I take it back. Those tits are heading south. Damn girl suck that gut in.

It's 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss' good book.

SO WHAT IF SHE SNORTS COKE,

I THINK YOU'LL FIND MOST CELEBS DO IT!

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Would you want the mother/father of your children snorting coke? I think not.

She looks awsome and her new album will be awsome! If you don't like her why do you spend the time looking and making coments!! Leave her alone!
Go Brit Love you Always!

She looks awsome and her new album will be awsome! If you don't like her why do you spend the time looking and making coments!! Leave her alone!
Go Brit Love you Always!

She sure looks just like she did while early pregnant with SPF and JJ.

Nice gut!! Ever heard of a hairbrush, or is that tooo much to ask?

Ugh! So fat. She looks so gross. She looks like the fat lady selling hot dogs on the street.

"This girl TRUELY used to be so gorgeous and over the past few years she has turned into an old lady/trailer trash looking has been. What the hell happened to her?"

Because she was manufactured. The Britney in the past was never real her. She was lucky enough to get that job. Back then she was a country girl with no money, she wanted to make it so she bothered to listen to her team and work with them to create that fake image people saw. Then she got famous and rich, she started to think she was all that and she could do whatever she wanted, she was going down so fast after that.

It's amazing some stars are so talentless, they can't even pick a decent outfit after years working with stylists.

Wear an effen bra skank. Your udders are disgusting.

She is SO fat and disgusting. I'm SO tired of this site just praising her no matter how awful she looks or acts! She must be paying big bucks!

her hair.. wig or hair extensions?

she would b ok for a nasty ass to mouth fuck

she would b ok for a nasty ass to mouth fuck

love u always britney!!
all u haters are so...mean u odnt even know her wht the hell has she done to u?
britney please ignore the hate u lok beautiful!!u really do!!
keep it up!!
love u always
cant wait for ur album its going to be so awesome
britney u rock.youll always be the britney i always loved and will forever!!
xxxxx

k fed= 100% dog shit

britney u look so great!!
i love u always

befpre her body was amazing now evrything is saggy and loose!

befpre her body was amazing now evrything is saggy and loose!

befpre her body was amazing now evrything is saggy and loose!

that pool guy is GAY and the pics only show him annoying her... geez she tries to be nice invites some people from the shoot over for a party and a GAY GEEK sells his stupid pics.... he kissed her on the cheek... woop de do!

My goodness theres a lot of thunder on them there thighs.

Hey fat fuck - ever heard of Weight Watchers?? Sui pig.

FAT...STUPID....TWEENIE.....KUNT!!!!

NO Bra No SeatBelt