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Britney Gets Behind The Wheel For First Time In Months; Promptly Gets A Ticket!
Posted on Tue Dec 9, 2008 08:19 AM PDT



For the first time since her hospitalization, Britney was able to get back behind the wheel, completely unaccompanied.
Taking the helm of her assistants Toyota, which was illegally parked outside of the Hollywood Dance Academy (where we assume she was rehearsing for her new tour!), Britney even seemed more like her old self when she flashed us a smile!
We know from her doc that Brit gets great pleasure from driving, and we're happy to see her smiling again.
Just be sure not to park in the red again, girl!
Although the ticket certainly didn't seem to dampen her spirits much!
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Comments
This skank takes "stupid" to an all new level.
For a second I thought she was back to her bad hair ways. But she just got back from the gym, so I'll let that slide.
Good lord did Papa Spears forget to make her shower? Wash that skank hair!
she is so ugly without make up.damn.hey post some pics of madonna in argentina.she is without make up too but madonna looks fab without make up.poor shitney.she is a loser
They can pretty her up, she can starve herself, but the fact is there's no fixing stupid!
she is so ugly.she stil so sick.love la reina madonna
Teach the crazy animal to wash the crud off her dog weave and body and stop letting her drive before she hits and kills a kid like her momma.
ok please no comments 'bout the hair!! she just came from rehearsel!! but still she doesn't really look healthy, hope she's fine and just tired..
seat belt?
She wasn't alone. Her handlers sent the bald BG otherwise she'd be crusing bars looking for loser dick.
Apparently she still thinks she's above the law and is a moron who can't do anything right.
Just proves she needs babysitters.
She's practicing to be a crash test dummy.
lol every time she goes to the dance studio she looks HORRIBLE, and then when shes doin work she looks gorge! someone please explain!
Her eyes and skin color look really weird. Why does she look like she did on the gurney?
Yea, right she was unaccompanied - who does the commentary anyway? A blind person? Or maybe Britney thinks the BG wasn't really there! Either way she doesn't look in very good condition and shouldn't be behind the wheel. Guess this is another promo for the "I am not crazy anymore" tour.
What a kind and trusting assistant to let her drive the car. Maybe they figure if she crashes the toyota, they can hit Poppa up for a mercedes.
OH yeah! If Papa Spears relinquishes control of the c-ship... watch the gas station runs begin! The crazy is still in her eyes! She can TASTE the freedom and she is CRAVING it! You can absolutely see it in her eyes and in her smirk to the paparazzi! Brit wants OUT of her "jail".
Sadly, she doesn't realize her father is TRYING to save her life.
completely unaccompanied, the girl had her minder get in the car and pass her the keys to the car. wtf how is that all alone?
She would also be on some heavy medicines that I am sure do not mix well with concentration and driving.
So thats the plan is it? drug her up on anti psychotics and let her opperate heavy machinery? OMG are they thinking? this is really really bad, if she hits someone or another car or the paparazzi throw themselves in front and sacrifice a foot for a lawsuit this could potentially co$t them money, she can afford a driver.
I think letting her drive is a bad idea. Get her Grand Theft Auto on Playstation don't put her behind the wheel and endanger herself and others.
Ahhh at the end shes staring at the paps to the left of her and she accelerates without even looking at the road, she just blinks all vague like...
Oh shit..next you will hear about a smash..just wait
ugly bicht
the gas station runs?
do you mean running barefoot through dirty toilets, stealing lighters and flashing her crotch.
It looks that way doesn't it? .....she was just starting to make progress this is like giving crazy a loaded gun.
Daddy Spears: if it says do not opperate heavy machinery on this medicine on her pill bottle you don't give her car keys.
shes on some strong dosed out anti psychotic bi polar meds not something to underplay.
she looks good when she performer cause she is all make up and all the magical lights on stage.now in streets without make up ,is real brit.sorry baby but u still look so bad.ur skin is terrible.and yes madonna looks better than u without make up
look at her "driving" at 1:21 to the end of it, she looks at the paparazzi and drives off not looking at the road. shes oblivious!! loving the cameras though. All that medicine must make her concentrate more on the roads....right?
Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ___Tallmingle.com___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.
This is way wrong. She taking the kind of meds that say she's not supposed to drive. She's crazy and dangerous on the road. The cops better pull her over for DUI like they did with Heather Locklear.
crazy IS the loaded gun
See how ugly she is without all that make up? she is so ugly.
OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS!!!!! GET OFF OF HERE IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY!!!!! Of course she is sweating she just got done working out!! And I can bet a million dollars that EVERY SINGLE ONE of you guys has gotten a ticket before. She looks happy, she is smiling, she is polite to the paps, she didnt do anything crazy..leave her alone and be happy for Britney!!!!!!
She was hot at 17. She's looks like a a bag lady at 27. Bad genes I suppose.
She did use a seat belt right in front of the cops....
why would her dad let her drive on medicine even with supervision..its just asking for trouble.
Is he supposed to protect her or put her in potetially hazardous situations. She should be cooking and cleaning herself up not driving a powerful and dangerous weapon, thats what it is in someones hands with a diminished capacity of reality. Shes always looking for the cameras ready to put on a show..she does outrageous stuff to stay talked about...see how long before she wrecks the car or runs someone over who will sue. Maybe her dad is tired of looking after her now? I feel sorry for them both.
Britney goes in dirty and comes out dirtier. It's sad she's a wreck and doesn't take care of herself. It's not like I expect her to dress up to work out. Going in clean and taking a shower before she comes out would be nice though. Dirty people smell.
damn she is ugly
shes not ugly, she is plain without makeup. She looks very unhealthy and has crazy eye in pic #2
the neck is massive in pic #1 & #2 i heard people with thick large necks like that have higher chance of early stokes.
she is ugly.and freaking crazy.go home.take care of ur kids.the world dont care about u anymore.u try to be like madonna but u cant
B why are you doing this??? You were doing so good baby girl. You know the paps are outside. Think goddamit t h i n k!!! We all get oily and sweaty working out. You have to clean up before going home. You can't be walking out looking like that and leaving oily sweat on your seats. Somebody in her camp explain it to her goddamit!!!
The reason she looks decent sometimes and ugly is because she is NOT a natural beauty. She is naturally ugly.
"her skin color is weird"
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It's called letting an illegal imigrant try to work a couple thousand dollar camera and STILL eff up the picture! apparently white balance is not a part of the manual he read!
of course she is ugly.look at her.im a man and i dont want date her.she is crazy and ugly.she scares me.madonna is hotter
Madonnas a dirty old slapper if i have ever seen one.
Is she going to drop her fake ass British accent too when she moves back to LA? that crazy old skank needs a 51-50 on her kabalistic, over botoxed roided up 1/2 century old cooter. She should pluck her daughters eyebrows too poor girl is walking around with a wooly mammoth visor unibrow atop her eyes Madonna can't stand her daughter would be better looking and suck attention from the queen of all sucubus' poor lordes
Next week she'll go back to leaving snail trails. Get the firehose ready.
"OH LOOK SHE HAS NO SEATBELT"
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Can you asstards be anymore anal retentive?? God you people must be SOOO fun at a party...single much???
Brit looks so old and haggish now, she looks like she is 42 years old. Poor thing.
not being mean to lordes the kid would be a real beauty if Vageonna let her pluck her brows wear make up and become a lady. she is trying to keep her frozen as a kid so she doesn't look so old and wrinkled
Madonna's kids are UGLY HAIRY TROLLS! If there was ever poster children for abortion...they are it!
BWAHHHHH WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! SHE IS SOOOOOO DUMB.
No I'm telling you her eyes and skin color look really weird. The hot BG's face looks normal and she looks kinda grayish like she's sick or something.
December 9, 2008 9:27 AM
Posted by: stella
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How do you KNOW Brit was working out? It doesn't SAY that anywhere! It says it is ASSumed she may have been rehersing. You know what happens though when you ASSume things.
And you owe me a MILLION dollars. I have NEVER gotten a ticket. EVER. And I've been driving a long time. No tickets, no accidents, nothing. I have a perfect driving record.
And she IS doing something CRAZY & DANGEROUS! I'd BET YOU that her medication labels say "May cause drwsiness. Alcohol intensifies effect. Use care using machines". There is probably a REASON she hasn't been driving! People on strong medications can get ARRESTED for DUI for driving on medication.
And she still has the CRAZY in her eyes. You better hope Papa Spears never gives up his C-ship. Brit will go right back to what she was.
Boy you guys are blind and dumb. Look at your pics. Britney's with her bodyguard. It isn't the first time she drove after the hospital. You put up pics of her rear ending a car on the freeway.
Blind and dumb means the writer.
who cares??? Ive been pale and with ugly hair for ages...
To her fans: what does this girl give you??? she doesnt even write the songs!!
she moves her mouth and mimes better than any goldfish in a bowl though. *lol* the only people that like that are the ones that like to pretend too, like to pretend they can sing, or dance or in the case of Chris croker pretend to be a woman.
Real people don't like that kind of shit, its beyond sanjaya on American Idol its just the crap following the crap
she is their mascott :)
I have never gotten a ticket in 8 years on the roads either, not speeding or parking. I can read signs :)
I want a million too! *puts pinky up to mouth like Dr Evil*
I agree with you 100% 10:04 she should get a DUI on the stuff shes taking.
Ewwwwwwww fix yourself up.
I catch her crazy ass weaving lol and speeding in my rearview I’m calling the cops.
She's William Hung in a blond weave lol
10:17 LMAO!!
*lol*.10:19 ..Winner! :)
i like the music to circus, but i don't like her voice much
its very Paris Hiltonish.
Daddy's cheese grits are oozing out every pore. I have to go wash the grease out of my eyes.
10:19 She Bangs hahaha
She's smiling because she misses playing PAP PRINCESS.
Poor Britney Spears. While her former Mousketeer Pals are well, having a REAL life - going out without babysitters, cozying up to their partners, playing with their children and forming careers on REAL talent - Britney is without love, alone except for the people paid to be with her, without her children (without supervision)! BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Britney Spears. While her former Mousketeer Pals are well, having a REAL life - going out without babysitters, cozying up to their partners, playing with their children and forming careers on REAL talent - Britney is without love, alone except for the people paid to be with her, without her children (without supervision)! BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn look at the size of her forehead!
Britney, daddy is going to mad at you and send you to your room without supper! Bad, dumb, girl you.
You people are stupid. X17 spins stories and lies all the time and you like their lies. Her hair was wet when she arrived. She has much nicer baths than you bitches. Nice jacuzzi sized baths with the best bubbles made or bath beads and she smells wonderful and maids to clean them after she is done. There is no video showing her parking that car anywhere. The bodyguard had the keys to the car. The police were there and assisted her in moving the PAPS out of the way so she could drive out of there. X17 PAPS had cars blocking her in parked illegally. They determined that the car was parked there and that it was not her fault They did not issue her a ticket. They helped her get out of there safely by removing the PAPS who surrounded the car. Her bodyguard was with her when she left. The video is posted everywhere but guess where. HERE!!! Dumbasses. She drove home. X17 made this shit up because the police made them move at the bodyguards request. X17 you are trash. Britney is on top of the world. As for you stupid bitches well need I say more you are stupid bitches. LMAO! Stupid bitches like you will have to learn not to be so damn stupid or you will suffer badly in your lifetime. You probably already have shitty lives. Pitiful you believe X17. Only idiots do. You talk about her sex life like yo know about it. You don't.
Yeah britard we are jealous, I really wish I looked like a middle aged woman when I am supposed to be in my 20's LMAO.
12:43 "Britney is on top of the world"
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Right, because what parent wants custody of their children? We all want to give up custody of our kids to our ex-husband. We ALL want to pay out thousands of dollars a month to our exhusband so he can stay home, not work and raise our children. Yup, Britney is on top of the world... flailing her arms and lip synching the computerized versions of her words. Taking her medications like a good prisoner. I sure wish I was like her!
No thanks! I'd rather go to work everyday and earn my money. Go home to my house that I pay for. I love being home EVERYDAY when my kids get off the bus knowing I am a GREAT MOTHER and never neglected my kids, never lost nor gave them up! I'd say I am on top of the world!
Umm I don't think anybody's talking about her sex life because SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SEX LIFE!!! LMAO!!!
There is no proof Britney is on medications. That is what you say when you say there is no proof that she is mentally ill. You can not have it both ways you ugly hateful hags. Get a job, Britney has one and does it well. That is why she has sold over one million copies of her album worldwide in a week and over 500,000 in the US. HAHAHEHEHAHAHA!!!
http: // www.eonline.com/uberblog/b72331_britneys_dancers_getting_drug_tested.html
She's biting at the leash. Daddy's afraid the dancers will share a few grams of *mental illness* with his dog. lol
You nasty bitches, she had wet hair when she got to the dance studio. Its on video but X17 is not showing you that. They have the video. When she came out her hair was dry. She looks fine and you bitches do not have the truthful story even. The police were trying to help her get out of there and get away from the PAPS.
Gimme a line of depression ya'll
Papa Spears musta used a garden hose on her before she left the house. haha
1:09 LMAO!!!
Oh your poor bastards in L.A.! Just when you thought it was safe, know you're screwed! In her hands, a car is a deadly weapon. But on the positive side, maybe she can sneak over to her drug dealers again to speed up the inevitable process.
SERIOUSLY HER FOREHEAD IS HUGE! YOU CAN LAND A 747 ON IT.
To hell with depression, score something to cure arm spasms. You're scaring the shit outta me.
12:43, either you are Shitney or you are one die hard fan. Either way, you are one messed up person.
FOREHEAD? I thought she was mooning us!
Yeah she has 2 arses.
ROTFLMAO @ 1:19
Both 1:19s
The REALLy sad thing is that 2 even 3 years ago, Britney never would have had this much negativity towards her. HER CHOICES has caused this but she is totally clueless as to how many people can't stand her guts now! Her people just tell her how great she is and how much people love her. She is a legend in her own manic mind. What a shame.
X17 PLEASE GET RID OF THE DAMN POP UPS FOR MTV ENGINE ROOM! THEY ARE FRUCKING ANNOYING.
Look at me. Don't I look purdy? I'm a PAP PRINCESS ya'll
Finally, the perfect BEFORE picture we've been searching for!
ROTFLMAO @ 1:26 & 1:29
1:25, you need a good browser with a pop-up/spam blocker like Ad Block Plus. It works perfectly for such situations. I have zero pop ups from this heavily infested site. There are many good ones out there, just be sure it's from a legit site. Do the research first.
Maybe if they deflate some of the air pressure from her head, the deflation will allow her hairline to return to a somewhat normal position. Either that, or the leash is too tight and it's causing localized swelling.
Are those tiny satellites, or small winged insects in orbit around her massive, hollow cranium? Or perhaps small moons? Something that large surely has its' own gravitational field.
I am quite sure the KFed & Justin thank their lucky stars they got away from Britney before she sucked the air out of them completely.
Her brain scan results returned. They were negative.
Gee she's look like the Soprano's boss. Gandolf something lol
James Gandolfini. And yes, the similarity is remarkable! Except Mr. Gandlofini is highly intelligent.
Lock her in the dance *therapy* studio. She needs a hellva lot of therapy
You bitches couldn't handle the truth if it hit you in the head with a hot iron skillet of cheese grits. Britney is winning fan voted awards all over the world. She is making millions of dollars. She has her children all the time. Are you that stupid. You just see what you want to. And her name is not Shitney it is BRITNEY. BITCH. You say no one is talking about her sex life. My God you people have memory problems. There is all kinds of talk about her sex life on here. Does it turn you on or something to imagine what her sex life is like? It must cause you girls talk about it every day. Disgusting talk. And you think you are better than her or anyone else. You need some serious help. You are the animals. She is not harming you. You are harming yourselves. You will suffer. Like you write on here all the time karma is a bitch. Britney has it all now, her kids, her wonderful album, K-FED is gross and weighs about 300 pounds (LMAO) and she looks absolutely stunning, she is #1 in almost all of the pop music venues all over the world. Everyone wants her to come to their countries to perform and do not care whether she is lip synching or what. Just to see her is enough. 150.00 for tickets bitches. You can't afford to see her in person. You are lying ho's. She is happy. Let it be. You lose. If this was a game for you. You lost a long time ago. She has a hit album AGAIN. She broke another GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. Most records sold by ANY artist in 24 HOURS. Do not even try to say it was fans buying two and stupid shit like that or people who just wanted to check it out. It was leaked all over the i-net way before it was for sale. It is a great album and will go multi-platinum. LMAO at you jerks.
1:49 Yeah he's the one who played Tony!
http: // www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
I feel like an old person.
Bla, bla, blaaa 1:54! It must absolutely crush you when people insult your pig god. Your life is really going to suck when she craters again! And it will!
OMG! Britney's doing the Chicken Dance! LMAO!
hahahahahahaha that's it, perfect!
Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap
You're a womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap
Wow even Motely Cure's Vince Neil did a better chicken dance than Brit.
Oops forgot the thing to see it
http:
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGcdGNlKifY
2:20 LOL he looks like an total idiot. At least he didn't do it for a song video.
1:46 JT, Kfed and every other guy she hooked up with.
2:03
You have not changed over time. I am 40 years old and I am the court lady (REMEMBER ME) who is now a licensed psychologist as of September 29. I have stated to you all many times I study these blogs and measure the animosity or lack of on them based on media interaction with celebrities. I was hired by a research firm to do this work. It has not been completely unpleasant. How does that make you feel? I am constantly recording your behavior. You give me a lot of material to work with. My job recording your site here is over on Friday, and I am pleased it is. Of all the sites I have kept records on this one is the worst for misleading you. In my opinion some of you do not want to hear the truth. In my paper I have talked about you all a great deal. There are a few that are obsessed and addicted to coming here and being abusive. I have concerns for you. Unless you are just making things up I would suggest you get a psychological assessment. You know who you are. The ones who obsessively come here and rant. Thanks for all the material you gave me to work with. I have learned a lot from you. Britney Spears who I have had the pleasure of meeting is a nice young woman who has a lot of problems but she is doing everything she can to work through her problems and she does not deny she has them. Until you speak to her directly you could not know. You only know what you read.
Court Lady= arrogant, delusional nutjob.
She's probably a 'psychologist' in the same way that drug counselors are usually drug addicts.
BRIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL YOURSELF ON NATIONAL TV FOR ALL OF US TO SEE WE NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
2:30 Ya think? Print out her post, dry it out and use it as fertilizer. lol
COURT LADY I'm doing research. How much does Britney miss sucking Adnub's cock?
LOL
:P
Isn't she the same idiot that comes here routinely and threatens to sue and imprison people for insulting Shitney on a public bog? That is some laughable shit! And sorry 3:10, you can't use toxic waste for anything productive. Just incinerate it and hope nothing ever leaks out!
Nyaa, nyaa, nyaaaa, nyaa, nyaaaaa! Here I am COURT LADY! Come get me! *sticks thumbs in ears like a kindergartener would*
Come and get me bitch! Come get us all!
I WILL FUCKING OWN YOUR ASS!!!
The Chicken Dance! lol
Yay! Britney's Smiling :)
A dancing Britney doll, dancing to the chicken dance! Awesome!
http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1mjk_eeHoY
She must have snuck in an extra happy pill during the hourly medication rounds. That would be why she's smiling!
3:19 Probably. I laughed when I read it. Brit attracts some serious nuts for fans. CRAZY LADY needs an MD to conduct a comprehensive psychological assessment. UCLA is good. LOL
3:43 LOL Oink!
I must have been gone when the FBI (Figmental Bureau of Imagination) that Court Lady called on me raided my house. Funny thing, nothing was disturbed in my house, the door was still locked, no note was left, and I was only gone for the 2 minutes that it took me to get coffee from Circle K. Near miss, I guess.
3:49, dances just like her and to the Chicken Dance. Looks like her too!
Figmental Bureau of Imagination
Perfect! LOL
Feel free to use it anytime! ;-)
Is she the one running around singing ah thank ya Jesus, ah thank ya Jesus, ah thank ya Jesus and flapping her arms?
Thanks! :)
If this is how she looks without makeup then i applaud her. She looks pretty good.
CRAZY LADY is a bitter old goat. I mean neener-neener, bleet, bleet, flap, flap.
C U Later
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L.A. COURT REPORTER got a new imaginary job ROTFLMAO!
Then I slice em' and dice em', it's amazing!
Hey Ron! Your pasta maker blows! I want a refund! Britney needs to try your spray on toupee. I hear that works well!
Damn, I'm running late. C U Later
Later! Have a good one!
No problem, it's 100% money back guaranteed. Good idea, I'll ship her a few cases of my amazing fake hair spray. Should I send blond, brunette or dog? LOL
You too, later!
JAJA BEAUTY YOU STILL DRIVING!!!!
Do you have swine?
I have a shockingly bright shade named Piggly Pink. It doesn’t come with a 100% money back guaranteed. Some of our picky lab techs are a wee bit concerned the experimental pink dye may cause aberrant behavior such as: frequent urination at gas stations, caffeine and laxative addiction, incoherent accents and slurred speech. You know, free floating craziness. Do you think she’s like this shade?
Soooo, she's a repeat customer, I take it? Good luck fighting the lawsuit and the wave (one or two) of angry Britards, who will howl for your blood! Because of course, it's all Your Fault!
Hmm, I checked our records. It appears she ordered our 2007 Piglet Wiglet in the same bright pink shade. We normally ship UPS but she's a special client so I'll FED-ex two cases. Product liability is always a concern. That's why I keep Mark Kaplan on retainer!
I can smell her stanky self from here! Eeeeeewwwww, she looks so gross.
Her order will be ship in the morning. We’re test marketing a new product. It’s a room deodorizer named, Tour N’More. I sent her a free sample.
Correction: Her order will ship in the morning.
It had better be a really, really strong deodorizer ..odoarizer...odorizer....odorizer! The smell of fear, desperation, and stupidity is quite strong radiating off of her!
deodorizer ..odoarizer...odorizer....odorizer!
OMG, I can almost hear her nasal, southern twang and see her arms flailing. If I have a nightmare, remember payback's a bitch! ;)
I sent industrial strength Tour N’More. Don't expect a miracle deodorizer.
She should also try Billy Mays’ OxyEgo. It cuts through stubborn messes.
Maybe you can send her the only miracle she'll ever get, a set of your Miracle Blades! You had better make them duller than a butter knife, or one of her albums. She is probably very dangerous in a self harming sort of way with sharp objects. I hear they have banned pencils, forks, and all those meth filled syringes she used to carry in her weave (a Wino trick she picked up) and her purse made out of endangered baby harp seals.
They obviously never tested OxyEgo on Billy. Nothing could cut through the massive titanium/hardened ceramic military grade ego she has. Nice of you to give a shout out to a competitor though!
Company policy prevents us from selling potentially dangerous objects to a child. Her dad would have to place the order.
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she has a crazed look in her eye from behind that steering wheel
maybe she is daydreaming about the days when she used to run people down and take the paps on joy rides.
You idiots not able to figure out how to use a chat room?
Within 2 years, Disney will open "The Mouseketeer Gurney Ride"
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The line forms behind 9:49
Why do you keep saying WEAVE that is her own hair and she's just out of the gym it's not a weave not that it makes it look any better LOL
Precisely 7:43!
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Back to tending to serious work and two deadlines.
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i love her without makeup...she's so natural and beautiful
Are the cops dogging her or what!?! A-holes.