Amy Schumer Skewers Bill Cosby Rape Scandal With Hilarious Sketch

Posted on Wed May 27th, 2015 9:15am PDT       By X17 Staff



We love Amy Schumer -- and so should you!

The always provocative funny lady took a stab at the Bill Cosby rape scandal on last night's Inside Amy Schumer and it's pretty damn hilarious.

In the sketch, the blonde lady plays Bill Cosby's fictional defense attorney in the comic's trial in the Court of Public Opinion. Ha!

The scene starts with the prosecutor's closing arguments before Schumer takes the stage. How does Schumer plan on getting Cosby out of this image-destroying jam? Why by playing an episode of The Cosby Show, giving jurors pudding pops and presenting them with Cosby sweaters of course! The basic premise of the sketch is Cosby couldn't have possibly drugged and raped all these women because he's the beloved Dr. Huxtable -- and even if he did, why would we want to destroy our memories of The Cosby Show by letting his reputation be sullied?

From the sweater jokes to the wacky dancing and on to the dozens of rape allegations, Amy puts all things Bill Cosby on trial -- and succeeds at poking fun of the world's love of the now-tarnished comedian.

Inside Amy Schumer airs on Comedy Central on Tuesday nights at 10:30 PM.

 

Khloe Kardashian Receives Backlash For "Habibi" Instagram Photo

Posted on Wed May 27th, 2015 8:40am PDT       By X17 Staff


She's damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't!

Khloe Kardashian is currently on a work trip in Dubai, and the reality star did the right thing by attempting to adhere to the conservative style of the culture by donning a niqab and hijab, which are traditional garments worn by Muslim women.

"Habibi Love," she captioned the snapshot, which just showed her beautiful eyes peering out of the drapings.

Fans were quick to criticize the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star for being insensitive with her blasé attitude. Women getting killed and beaten up for wearing the niqab, but you keep pretending it’s a fashion accessory, the disrespect," one commenter fumed.

Other followers defended the brunette beauty though, and maintained she was just sticking the norm of the region. They also pointed out that the E! starlet's boyfriend French Montana is Muslim, so she would never intentionally be offensive to the religion.

Team Koko on this one!

 

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Report: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Exploring Surrogacy After Fertility Issues

Posted on Wed May 27th, 2015 7:40am PDT       By X17 Staff


Unless you've had your head under a rock, you know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been having problems getting pregnant again. After a year of being unsuccessful, the celeb couple is now trying other avenues than having sex "500 times a day" -- and the duo is now exploring surrogacy, reports Us Weekly.

The couple, who just celebrated their first wedding anniversary together, are trying in vitro fertilization.

"Kim has been undergoing IVF," an insider tells Us. The 34-year-old reality star and the rapper have a 23-month-old daughter but the delivery was dramatic and took a toll on Kim's body.

In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the star underwent a procedure to "clear something out of [her] uterus." In an upcoming episode, Kim reveals that an implanted embryo did not take.

Last month, Kim did talk about the struggle on the Today show. "I would like to hold out a little bit longer, and still try," she told Lauer. "I still have hope, so I'm just going to keep on trying. Never say never. I mean, we haven't talked about adopting."

We hope the A-list couple has some luck. Nori is pretty much the cutest kid around town -- we'd love to see another Kimye collab!

 

Jennifer Lopez Keeps Her Cool After Getting Attacked By Confetti-Bombing Clown

Posted on Wed May 27th, 2015 7:00am PDT       By X17 Staff


Not even a confetti-bombing clown can ruffle Jennifer Lopez's feathers!

On Tuesday, JLo's sexy half-shirt-wearing strut through LAX was interrupted by a confetti-bombing clown -- but luckily the superstar kept her cool amid the colorful hubbub.

After she brushed off the funfetti, we couldn't help but notice that the 45-year-old chopped her long locks! Wow! That's pretty short! But of course Jenny is rocking the shoulder-length style in fine form.

You may recognize the mad clown, aka Richie the Barber, because he is notorious for his wicked ways. The madman also confetti-bombed Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian back in April 2014 in West Hollywood. Only the biggest names for the tatted barber!

After the Kardashian incident, the twosome filed a battery report against the clown. At the time, Richie told TMZ he was just trying to “congratulate them on their success.”

Maybe Richie is just trying to congratulate JLo on her haircut?!

 

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Kylie Jenner Gets Catty And Copies Blac Chyna's Sexy Selfie On Instagram

Posted on Tue May 26th, 2015 2:05pm PDT       By X17 Staff


The social media feud continues! But seeing as it's between a 17-year-old high school dropout and a bitter baby mama, we have a feeling this one will be raging for a long time...

Last night Blac Chyna posted a selfie wearing a pair of skintight pants and a cropped mock turtleneck, and just an hour later Kylie Jenner posted the shot above and simply captioned it, "Snap." Obviously the snap means it came from Snapchat, but Kylie is clearly mocking her beau Tyga's ex.

Blac, 27, and Tyga, 25, split in August of last year, and they have a son together, King Cairo, age two. While Tyga seems to be all about Kylie, Blac recently shared some texts from her ex in which he seemingly begs her to get back together. And not only that, but last month Blac posted a pic of herself wearing a pair of giant fake lips, which was a very obvious dig at Kylie, who recently admitted to getting fillers in her mouth.

And the month before that, the two started their virtual catfight when Blac posted a pic of herself wearing a Audemars Piguet watch, which was a gift from Tyga back in 2013. Just five hours later Kylie Instagrammed a photo of herself wearing the watch and wrote, "Currently."

We're just curious to see who takes this to the next level of b*tchiness...

 

Keira Knightley Welcomes Her First Child

Posted on Tue May 26th, 2015 12:10pm PDT       By X17 Staff

Keira Knightley and husband James Righton have welcomed their first child together, according to sources for Us Weekly and E! Online.

The couple haven't revealed their newborn's name or gender, and throughout her pregnancy Knightley remained pretty tight-lipped. However, when she was promoting The Imitation Game back in February, she appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and joked about giving birth.

"There isn't an option to sort of keep it in, is there?" Knightley said, “So, I'm assuming my plan is to get it out, but apparently there's more to the plan than that. I don't know what that is. Still, my plan is to get it out. It will come out."

There have been reports via fans on Twitter that the new parents have already stepped out with their newborn near their north London home, so it appears as though Knightley could have given birth earlier this month.

Knightley, 30, and Righton, 31, got married in May of 2013 in France. Congrats!

 

Taylor Swift Becomes The Youngest Woman Named To Forbes Most Powerful List

Posted on Tue May 26th, 2015 11:45am PDT       By X17 Staff

Taylor Swift is taking over the world!

The 25-year-old singer made her debut on Forbes' 100 Most Powerful Women list, and she's the youngest public figure to ever earn a spot on the list. Though she ranks 64th, it seems like she'll be here to stay!

"The bona fide, cross-genre global megastar has not only broken record sales and captivated the world with her fantastically honest lyrics, but she has proven herself as an impressive businesswoman," Forbes says of Swift.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel earned the top spot, and Hillary Clinton ranked second, while a number of other women in the entertainment biz made appearances as well.

Beyonce snagged the number 21 spot, while Ellen DeGeneres (50), Angelina Jolie (54), Sofia Vergara (57) and Shakira (81) rounded out the rest of the group.

 

Justin Bieber Does Impromptu Boyz II Men Performance At Club Jazz Night

Posted on Tue May 26th, 2015 10:14am PDT       By X17 Staff

A little jazz night

A video posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on




Swoon!

Justin Bieber gave a surprise performance during jazz night at the W Hotel on Sunday, and the Canadian crooner belted out Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" like a champ!

The singer was welcomed with open arms by the crowd, who had no idea the chart topper would take the stage. This isn't the first time JB has covered the iconic 90's boy band, though! Just last week, he jammed out to their tunes with late show host James Corden.

We couldn't love The Biebs more if we tried!

 

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