Britney Gets Surved!

FIRST!!!

God Jamie needs to fire Kim Vo, cause DAMN! Girlfriend needs to lose the weave stat!

goodluck in court brit. she jus need to get rid of those fake hair now. im sure by now her real hair grew back... and that lipstick never does her any good and her wardrobe is a mess.
but other than that i wish her all the best.

OH LOOK, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NOPE, IT'S SHITNEY SPEARS.

Damn, you could land a couple of planes on that forehead.

OH LOOK, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NOPE, IT'S JUST SHITNEY SPEARS.

that dress is the most fucking ugliest dress i have ever seen, it's even uglier on her nasty stankin ass. she looks like her pussy stanks

she looks BEAUTIFUL!

It's nice to see her wearing a bra... just not nice seeing the bra...lol...
Daddy must be dressing her too!

Of course here appetite is still there- an appetite for excess! Her hair still looks like total dog crap after all this time! Hell, Donald Trump's tidal wave over style is giving her a run for her money in the hair dept.. She also has a wonderful week ahead where the courts will continue to tell her how incompetent she is too! Here comeback tour of the court system continues mushing on! Now if she could only figure out what those funny handles on the bath tub/shower are!

The dress does a wonderful job of accenting her gut!

7:52 @ 1 whatever your name is...what happened to "HOTGIRL" you are a fucking COW compared to Britney so S T F U !

8:01, if she is a cow compared to Chunkney, the she must be F'ing HUGE!!!!

8:05 We ain't buyin it bi-swine, you are insane, keep it up though cuz I am lmao!
sueyyyyyyyyy here piggy piggy piggy!

Does this potato sack come in black!

how can you call her fat? she is notfit anymore. but she is not fat. christie ally is fat, beth ditto is fat etc....

8:07-last one That's too funny! Brit brit the fat cow looks udderly ridiculous! Someone should have told her her white bra straps clashed with the black potato sack!

MySpace is easy to search, I just don't wanna! Some things are better left unseen.

LOVE YA BRITNEY- LOOKING GOOD

she's simply gorgeous

fake bi,

you suck assclown

Her hair sorta reminds me of the hemp mat at my front door! Same color and everything! About as equally clean looking too!

The grade school kiddies have already invaded. Another thread ruined.

Her hair sorta reminds me of the hemp mat at my front door! Same color and everything! About as equally clean looking too!

fake bi,

go and fuck yourself

Why do you idiotic morons continue to play this retarded game with this "Bi-Babe"? This is a BRITNEY SPEARS forum!! Jesus if you want to insult someone go somewhere else. A great many of us could give a rats ass about your little games. Britney looks wrecked as usual, she hasn't looked good in years. The dress makes her look chunky, she looks greasy & slimy. Sad, she once was cute.

This might be the reason why she didn't use to wear bra's.
Please, let your hair out free! So sweet!

The hairline, the greasyness, ugh.

8:20 1 & 3 We ain't buyin it bi-swine, you are insane, keep it up though cuz I am lmao!
sueyyyyyyyyy here piggy piggy piggy!

My dog looks better than her! she is just gross i can't stand this women anymore why won't she just go away. She is more worried about getting some kind of a comeback which maybe in her dreams she will instead of being a mother to her kids. I feel so bad for them that these boys have a mother who just don't give a rats a$$ about them. She is just a waste of space Period!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, let your hair our free- so it can run around a bit and take a dump next to the fire hydrant! Don't forget your baggies!

8:23-2, if she was chewing on a Tootsie Roll, what part of your dog would she look like?

8:24 S T F U you insane alcoholic. btw I saw your "vid" on my space. get help quick!

she's an unattractive obese has been who has failed her children and has let down all of her fans. she is a no talent whore who doesn't know fantasy from reality. she think's she's a star, but she's not. maybe in the 90s, but not now. i will leave it to all of you losers to defend your cow god, but you're just as pathetic as her.

The BUTTONS, people, the BUTTONS. Why?

Maybe she can do a tour with the New Kids! It could be such an Epic Failure! A Vortex of Anti-talent would form wherever they play! Not even light could escape its' gi-normous suckage!

IMPERS ARE FUCKING EACHOTHER
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Kids this is what happen when u misuse ur body and sell ur soul to the devil for fame. No turing back

Yeah, I was never pretty when I was young but now I'm hawt. Now I look like a pug or a bulldog with that massive underbite, greasy face, zits and huge porker body! And that hair! Blech and double blech! Oh well. I am mentally ill. At least I look the part! lol.

I love the video. It clearly shows her getting in the car (or SUV) more lady like than she was doing last year. What a vast improvement!
Leaps and bounds from where she was when she didn't have her family looking out for her well being.
YOU GO BRITNEY! All the best baby girl!!

Luv ya, Brit!

8:23-2, if she was chewing on a Tootsie Roll, what part of your dog would she look like?
June 17, 2008 8:26 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! NEVER HEARD THAT ONE!

Yeah, I was never pretty when I was young but now I'm hawt. Now I look like a pug or a bulldog with that massive underbite, greasy face, zits and huge porker body! And that hair! Blech and double blech! Oh well. I am mentally ill. At least I look the part! lol.

They couldn't clean her hair (or the rest of her for that matter!) if they scrubbed it with industrial bleach! And it looks like they tried just that!

8:35
assclown

why don't you commit SUICIDE

we all hope for it

HELL is waiting for you

If you don't want to see Britney here, stop commenting so bloody much!
kira and bi-babe is the 2 biggest reasons why Britney is most commented on x17.

Britney looks great.
I'm so happy that she's seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and is improving. She's still got a ways to go, (kids and stability) but at least she's headed in the right direction.
Keep up the good work, Brit!

8:35@1

KILL YOURSELF

8:37 assclown

why don't you commit SUICIDE

we all hope for it

HELL is waiting for you

8:37, you forgot the smoking ciggie part! Ooooooo, ooo, oo, oo, ooooooo!

I wonder if ol' pops burps her after reading her a beddy bye time story?

They really, really need to at least remove the eyes from the pelt on her head! I'm surprised PETA hasn't bitched about it yet!

fake bi

ARE YOU READY FOR HELL

HELL!

HELL!

HELL!

YOU'LL GO THERE,VERY SOON.....

Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!
Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!Britney, LET YOUR HAIR OUT, your face will look much better!!!

fake bi

DEEP OF THE HELL WAITS FOR YOU.....

DEEP OF THE HELL WAITS FOR YOU

DEEP OF THE HELL WAITS FOR YOU

YOU'LL BE THERE VERY SOON.......

WOW 8:35, Good Job! So pissed she is wishing death on you over it! Did you touch a nerve? Now that's what I call getting your dirty, extra large panties in a knot!

Yes Britney, let your hair out for a walk!
It needs to poop!

Why is Britney the bulldog wearing a poodle on her head? Are they mating?

Her hair sort looks like David Lee Roth's hair after he had the cheapo plug job done! Her hair stylist deserves to be beaten with her own hair brush and ridden out of town sitting backwards on a donkey!

scumbag looking bee itch wash that freaking hair Brit before they comit you again for not taking care of your self Repeat after me Lather Rince repeat Lather rinse repeat Lather rinse repeat can you handle that little girl ?

doesn't fake hair make your scalp itch?? it just doesn't look normal.

8:58, Correctol ( the makers of her favorite bob bons snackies) might be looking at their first overdose! They must be shitting themselves- literally!

err... 'bon bons'.

Britney has great eyelashes. I don't "get" the dress, or the buttons at the top. She's still attractive to me though.

she's put on a lot of weight. maybe she was impregnated by one of those niggers that she's been around lately. if i were her, i would seek to rid myself of all of them. they're a bad influence.

You guys must measure in in the shallow end of the gene pool to seek comfort in your own slights of nature by ridiculing a woman who is obviously NOT all there. Must suck to be you. Perhaps a day at the spa would help all of your self esteem.

Amazing. We haven't seen a nasty crotch flash or a see through blouse in months now. We haven't seen a photo op at a gas station, or heard a British accent. No sticky fingers, no aimless driving at 100 miles an hour down the road at 3 am. NO pink wig. No weird facial contortions. No praying at the brown church while the black heliocoptors fly overhead. No flipping birds and sticking out a tongue. No umbrella fights. No f bombs. No marching up to little sister's trailer on location to serve Mama with legal papers. No burlesque dancing in public. No lip-synching shows on small stages with old music. No belly flopping out over stripper underwear on TV.

Dad is doing his job!!! Keep it up dude.

her hairline is receding daily. You can even see the tan line where it used to be covered up! :}

Is it just me or does it look like she put the dress on BACKWARDS???

The dress, the expression, nothing speaks to mental stability. I feel sorry for her.

there's a new britney thread.

Why was she served? Her daddy wanting money shame on him,...

Britney tu est trés mignone dans ta robe. elle te vas trés bien......

OMG SHE STILL LOOKS PREGNANT EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW SHE ISN'T ...GIRL YOU NEED TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY. YOU KEEP GETTING BETTER AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE AND DO NOT EVER TALK TO SAM AGAIN HE WAS YOUR DOWNFALL.

I think she looks great. She's in shape, tan, her hair looks better. Keep improving Brit!

You fuckers are ridiculous. Britney looks nice in that black dress. She is a very pretty woman and I bet she has more heart than all of you put together that are so bushy bashing her and each other. Just because a person makes poor choices does not make them evil or ugly or stupid. Life is a learning experience and the only way you learn how to live is by making choices, some good and soe poor. The ones that get to the other side of bad are the survivors which BRITNEY is a SURVIVOR. You people who are bullies are stuck. There is not one of you that have not repeated the same tired garbage day in and daay out all the while Britney is suiting up and showing up trying to do a little work, spending time with her kids (and don't even get me started on you idiots that judge based on a X17 photo of her with her kids) you do not know what she does with her kids and how much she loves them or does not love them, you blame her for holding her child on her lap while driving but you always fail to mention why. She was new mom, the PAPS were chasing her. The baby was fussy and she was trying to escape. If there is anyone to blame for that it is the PAPS. I wold have done the same thing if I was surrounded by a bunch of freaks. You accuse her of alcohol and drugs while pregnant. If she was addicted to anything or used alcohol while pregnant she would not have been able to bring the child home. Child Protective Services would have stepped in immediately. Her kids are healthy and happy. Her divorce and all that has gone with broke her heart. Also realizing that the man she fell in love with was a fraud and he used her for fame(which by the way is not working out too good for him. He is such a creep and a joke. Whether she makes a great comeback or not I predict she will get her kids back and she will keep moving forward. All the while you people who live here will still be here fighting each other and talking shit. It is sad when few people have anything positive to say about another person. Pray for this girl and her family. It's called "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". Ever heard the Golden Rule. Stay in today!

Also realizing that the man she fell in love with was a fraud and he used her for fame(which by the way is not working out too good for him. He is such a creep and a joke. Whether she makes a great comeback or not I predict she will get her kids back and she will keep moving forward. All the while you people who live here will still be here fighting each other and talking shit. It is sad when few people have anything positive to say about another person. Pray for this girl and her family. It's called "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". Ever heard the Golden Rule. Stay in today!

Britney looks great and can enjoying dining out once in a while! I really like that dress i like the little buttons on it and its a nice colour. I love the bag also where can I get one! Britneys Great Go Britney!

Britney is not technically a survivor. Her father saved her. She was on the path to an early grave and didn't give a damn. I doubt she even knows what she did wrong. I still think she is going to commit suicide. I don't WISH it, but it's inevitable. She's been miserable for YEARS, and nothing truly makes her happy (not drugs, not her boys, not men, not religion, not puppies, NOTHING). She would be better off dead.

4:53 YES I agree with the father part of your response to the story. Her father did save her

Is she also "retarded" besides being mentally ill? Isn't there anyone that can tell her that the dress requires a halter type bra or strapless bra? What an idiot she is, that she doesn't realize this herself.