Britney Gives Herself The Royal Treatment On Her Birthday

retardo brits back

happy b`day brit britttt
=)))))))))))))
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Happy Birthday Queen B!
love u so much!

Happy Birthday Queen B!
love u so much!

sigh, can anyone tell me why i share the same astrology sign & numerology sign as both britney & christina & yet my life has turned out nothing like theirs? if we all have the same numbers what happened?

Happy Birthday Brit!

THUNDER THIGHS BRITNEY!!! HER LEGS ARE SO SHORT HER JEANS TOUCH THE GROUND!!HAHAHHA

What the hell she is wearing? She has the worst taste in clothes. Those glasses make her look retarded!

Looks like she is going for the Justin Timberlake look.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH AHA AHAHA AA shes soooooooooooooooo fricken STUPID. She SERIOUSLY CANT DRESS HERSELF !!!!!

Happy Birthday :)
Love :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!LOVE YOU TO DEATH CONGRATS ON SUCH A SUCCESSFUL YEAR, LETS HOPE FOR MANY OTHER SUCCESSFUL YARS TO COME

28-years old physically and 12 years old mentally. Shitney's still riding the "short bus" into oblivion. She hasn't improved one iota in two years...

Happy Birthday ;)

What's with her teeth. They always look like they don't fit in her mouth. Does she have a set for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.......

12:42 I don’t believe in astrology and numerology but I’ll list a number of reasons why your life may have turned out differently. You didn’t spend 6 months (August 2007-January 2008) defying a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation (a full child custody evaluation) while you ex-husband promptly chose from a list of court-approved psychologists/evaluators. A judge didn’t declare you a habitual, frequent and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances then order you to undergo twice-weekly random drug testing. You didn’t lose access to your children on numerous occasion for failure to comply with court orders such as: submitting to a 730 psychological evaluation or twice-weekly drug testing. You didn’t act out for months while your ex-husband’s attorney was joined by a DCFS attorney who (both) filed motions to unseal a portion of the records hampering the Sensitive Case Unit of DCFS investigation (October 2007 and November 2007). You didn’t hold an infant hostage in a bathroom and have a 3-hours standoff with police officers which culminated with the LAPD obtaining a restraining order preventing you from seeing your infant and toddler. You didn’t ignore a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation then opt for two forced committals via 5150, one 5250 (14 days extension) and a two year conservatorship of your person and estate. Finally you didn’t lose legal and physical custody of your children. Nor were you awarded monitored visitation only.

Maybe you still have a chance to be more like Christina. Of course, you’ll be required to sing.

Look what the closet threw up! And when you're retarded and with the mind and rights of a 12 year old, wearing clothing inside out, backwards, and stained isn't a great mystery.

I always wondered what was behind her snarling, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F u c k It! I hadn’t read those publicly release court documents until recently. It was enlightening!

Happy Birthday & Good Luck

Sorry forgotten about the party.
Canceled.

I dont get it all but your ingeniousness amaze me.
Bow, bow , bow...;)

I dont get it all but your ingeniousness amaze me.
Bow, bow , bow...;)

I look forward to giving her vagina 28 tongue lashings, 28 deep cock pumps in her pussy, 28 deep cock pumps in theass & 28 gagging cock thrusts down the throat before blowing 28 grams of penispudding into her stomach

It's Britney Spears by the numbers! :)

GO BACK TO AUSTRAILIA YOU FRAUD!!! HA HA THEY HAD THE GUTS TO CALL YOU OUT ON THE LIP SYNCING NO-TALENTED POS THAT YOU TRULY ARE. YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL BECAUSE THE PAPS CAUSED A SCENE? YOU CALLED THEM TO TELL THEM YOU WOULD BE ON THAT FLIGHT. THEY ARE THERE SIMPLY TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF A PHOTO OF YOU - THAT IS IT. NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS. YOU AREN'T EVEN IN THE TOP 10 SEARCHES ANYMORE. WHY? BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T STAND YOUR HILLBILLY ASS. LMAO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY - OH WAIT, YOU STILL NEED A BABYSITTER 24/7/365 AT AGE 27/28. L-O-S-E-R!!!!!!!!!!!!!

insane clown pussy is back in town

I can't wait to give her MY royal treatment tonight! It consists of pounding her majesty's royal slit with my mighty all natural beef sword until I can break the evil queen's spell by spraying her chest with the "Cream of Love"

I think soon Jason will end up in mental hospital due to baby sitting britney spears 24/7.
Look how much he aged since he start dating britney...
you wonder if her really wants this to continue or not, the woman is mentally ill and he is the only person she hold too now because otherwise, she will become what she was before, whoring herself in a pink wig for the paparazzi for attention.
Poor Jason
she is a mother of 2 boys who turned 28 and still singing for threesome. threesome with her boys in her mental world.
who said that she is cured is an idiot? her few fans are pathetic mental like her, split personalities disorder.

12:42 I don’t believe in astrology and numerology but I’ll list a number of reasons why your life may have turned out differently. You didn’t spend 6 months (August 2007-January 2008) defying a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation (a full child custody evaluation) while you ex-husband promptly chose from a list of court-approved psychologists/evaluators. A judge didn’t declare you a habitual, frequent and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances then order you to undergo twice-weekly random drug testing. You didn’t lose access to your children on numerous occasion for failure to comply with court orders such as: submitting to a 730 psychological evaluation or twice-weekly drug testing. You didn’t act out for months while your ex-husband’s attorney was joined by a DCFS attorney who (both) filed motions to unseal a portion of the records hampering the Sensitive Case Unit of DCFS investigation (October 2007 and November 2007). You didn’t hold an infant hostage in a bathroom and have a 3-hours standoff with police officers which culminated with the LAPD obtaining a restraining order preventing you from seeing your infant and toddler. You didn’t ignore a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation then opt for two forced committals via 5150, one 5250 (14 days extension) and a two year conservatorship of your person and estate. Finally you didn’t lose legal and physical custody of your children. Nor were you awarded monitored visitation only.

Maybe you still have a chance to be more like Christina. Of course, you’ll be required to sing.

let her buy more affection for her self 'why not
thats what she need s on her day more plastic ''

I think soon Jason will end up in mental hospital due to baby sitting britney spears 24/7.
Look how much he aged since he start dating britney...
you wonder if her really wants this to continue or not, the woman is mentally ill and he is the only person she hold too now because otherwise, she will become what she was before, whoring herself in a pink wig for the paparazzi for attention.
Poor Jason
she is a mother of 2 boys who turned 28 and still singing for threesome. threesome with her boys in her mental world.
who said that she is cured is an idiot? her few fans are pathetic mental like her, split personalities disorder.

she looks 45 she has age so rapidly do to all that stress with her father ;;
he Doe's looks skinny ice head skinny like he's been hitting the glass pipe ''or like he's got mental problems him self ..
those black bags under he's eyes are symbol of bad nutrition & sleep depravation i wonder if ''he realizes that ???

Britney’s mother has been pushing Jason as the one. Jason’s mother may feel differently about Britney being the one. If Jason married her he’d be a husband and the primary child care monitor. An acceptable child care monitor would have to take his place when he traveled for business. If the shit hit the fan, he’d have DCFS investigators knocking on his door. He’s never been married and that would be a lot of heavy baggage for any newlywed husband to carry. On the surface it doesn’t look like there’s an upside. Oh wait. Wouldn’t the Machine be thrilled if he could invoke marital privilege instead of testifying in Lutfi‘s lawsuit? Hmmm.

These belong together.

Courtney Love Cobain
no i have no further comment youll have to contact sam lufti who despite what tmz did to him is a great guy and has helped me enormously to find the Federales who are right for our cases with the pboc to bring it down

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Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Zaven V. Sinanian scheduled the trial of Osama “Sam” Lutfi’s lawsuit for March 8, 2010.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥♥♥♥

I’m glad you liked it but I wish you hadn’t reposted it at 3:39. No harm, no foul but watch someone bitch about me reposting it now. It belongs with someone else.

12:42 I don’t believe in astrology and numerology but I’ll list a number of reasons why your life may have turned out differently. You didn’t spend 6 months (August 2007-January 2008) defying a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation (a full child custody evaluation) while you ex-husband promptly chose from a list of court-approved psychologists/evaluators. A judge didn’t declare you a habitual, frequent and continuous user of alcohol and controlled substances then order you to undergo twice-weekly random drug testing. You didn’t lose access to your children on numerous occasion for failure to comply with court orders such as: submitting to a 730 psychological evaluation or twice-weekly drug testing. You didn’t act out for months while your ex-husband’s attorney was joined by a DCFS attorney who (both) filed motions to unseal a portion of the records hampering the Sensitive Case Unit of DCFS investigation (October 2007 and November 2007). You didn’t hold an infant hostage in a bathroom and have a 3-hours standoff with police officers which culminated with the LAPD obtaining a restraining order preventing you from seeing your infant and toddler. You didn’t ignore a court order to submit to a 730 psychological evaluation then opt for two forced committals via 5150, one 5250 (14 days extension) and a two year conservatorship of your person and estate. Finally you didn’t lose legal and physical custody of your children. Nor were you awarded monitored visitation only.
Maybe you still have a chance to be more like Christina. Of course, you’ll be required to sing.

Mom to Brit -- I Have Rights Too!
Posted Jul 6th 2007 4:55PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears wants her mom, Lynne, to stay a country mile away from her kids. But the combination to the code that could give Lynne some serious legal firepower is 3104.

Specifically, Section 3104 of California's Family Code gives judges the power to award visitation rights to grandparents. Judges consider two factors -- if there's a preexisting relationship between the grandparent and the grandchildren -- in Lynne's case, there is.

The judge will also balance the benefits the child will get from visiting grandma against the rights of the parents to exercise their parental authority.

Here's where it gets interesting. If both parents nix the notion of grandma having visitation, there's a strong presumption the judge should deny grandma's request. So K-Fed may be critical if Lynne takes it to the judge. If Fed sides with Lynne, she'd have a shot.

http:// bit.ly/81Hb3v

If you know parents of an adult child who is hell bent on losing custody, remind them to exercise their rights as grandparents!

Britney looks like Johnny Depp. haha

WHAT???

L. Ron Romantic 3:13 pm
His post needs to be removed......his post is nasty, vulgar, and perverted.

It's her zit goatee that makes the difference.

This site never deletes posts. Trust me, that's nothing compared to what was written during her meltdown.

It's her zit goatee that makes the difference.

Oh geez! :)

She looks great :)

Too bad about her brain being all malformed and such.

Fat ugly whore. She looks 48, not 28.

The reason her bf is really skinny is because Fatney is eating most of his food as well as her own.

Happy B-day!!! LOVE YOU BRIT!!!

Britney looks like Johnny Depp. haha lol

she looks great! happy birthday bb

no she looks like mental case

Happy birthday Queen of pop. I Love Britney.

Jason looks kind. Is he 37 or 38?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY..I LOVE YOU..!!

mental problems are sad deal ''

5ut

It is kind to invite...

She doesn't look a day over 45!

Thanks for trip.
What was that?
Didn like me I guezz...
Have seen dark version of that kind (Allah???)
Had to go early this time.
Love :)

Ya'll haters. She is looking great, Congrats Brits looking good.

she's a synthetic person - inside and out.. and her kids, i'm sorry, they both look retarded on the cover of ELLE.. and she looks so fake. Behind those perfect teeth, there is a vacant smile..Very synthetic - and kind of scary.

Shopping is something I enjoy too!...HAPPY B-DAY BRITNEY ENJOY!!!