Britney Goes For A Joy Ride!

Beware people, Britney is on the road y'all!!!

Yay! Crazy is back! Taco Bell stock just went up 4%.

Protect your children and pets!

The wait is over!

As we exclusively told our SayNow subscribers first - Call Perez at (323) 622-8595, it's free!…….

Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez is going to a be part of Britney's tour!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, the Queen of All Media is going to The Circus, bitches.

We won't give away too much just yet, but check back throughout the rest of this week to find out more about Perez's involvement and the show itself.

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We can't believe it either! But it's true. This is really happening.

We are soooooooo EXCITED.
And it's going to be a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

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Im happy for her, she doesn't deserve people been mean with her, when she had neverr ben mean with anybody. she is a very sweet person .

From Perez’s mouth into Freedman and Lutfi’s ears and into the courtroom!

LOL!

She looks manic again. :(

THAT'S HER ASSISTANT CAR! NOT HER'S!! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG X17!!

Who cares who owns the car?! Nobody, that's who. It doesn't change the fact a crazy woman and horrible driver is behind the wheel of a car again. This "joy ride" is the only way she can pretend she's an adult running her own life.

she probably got to drive around the block in her subdivision....

she probably got to drive around the block in her subdivision....

Yay! Crazy is back! Taco Bell stock just went up 4%.

...LOL!

she probably got to drive around the block in her subdivision....

Circling a cul-de-sac would be fitting. LOL!

she looks good!!

This post is a warning to the citizens of Los Angeles to beware now that Shitney is back behind the wheel. It's nice to see that her leash is getting a bit longer and that she's being made to feel she's gained some "independence". However, until she's out from under the Conservatorship, she's NEVER going to be free.

The egocentric, smug, self-satisfied, lip syncing, talentless Pop Tart will need her 24/7 babysitters forever.

Ted Bundy looked good on the outside too. You can tell everything about a person by the way they look, right?

oh god.. people is so invidious..
i would never loose my time for someone that i don't like... but you know.. nobody is perfect..
get a life looser :D

As long as her babysitters, are babysitting her babysitting her kids, I'm fine with it.

Spears Abandoned By Lawyers!


Happy new year, Britney!

The trainwreck's lawyers have quit. The firm of Trope and Trope filed legal papers on Wednesday, withdrawing themselves as Unfitney's representatives in her drawn-out bitter baby battle against Kevin Federline.

It seems like working with Britney is just too hard! Last year, Spear's previous lawyer, Laura Wasser, also quit.

In the Motion To Be Relieved as Counsel, Trope and Trope say, "there has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible."

Wow.

Apparently her kids aren't important enough to her for Britney to communicate with her lawyers.

Take them away from her completely!!!!

Someone seriously needs to kill this ugly whore. Child abusing, worthless slut.

Blame Drugs!!! Britney Under The Influence!!!!!!


The local ABC affiliate in Los Angeles is reporting that Spears was found by police to be under the influence of some unknown substance upon arrival!!!

Britney is at a stand off with police over returning custody of her kids to K-Fed.

Update: Federline himself has shown up!

Update #2: The kids are back with Kevin now.

Thank God!!!!!!

Britney needs to be arrested!!!!!

Those Poor Kids!


Sean Preston Federline was spotted in a car following an ambulance that carried his mother as she was rushed to the emergency room on Thursday night.

Britney was found to be under the influence of an unknown substance, police said.

Police were called to Spears' house after she held her children hostage, defying a court order to return custody of her children to Kevin Federline at the legally-mandated time.

Spears is currently being held at Cedars Sinai Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation.

After that, we hope she's arrested!

We hope Tater Tot and Small Fry get a lot of counseling.

They're gonna be so fucked up!

Don't Blame The Pills!


One of the theories that Britney's camp is trying to disseminate is that Spears' erratic behavior last night was due to her missing her hourly dosage of her bipolar medication.

"That's bullshit," a medical expert tell us.

There's no bipolar medication that requires you to take a dose EVERY hour!!!

Plus, it takes more than missing one dose to trigger an episode.

Excuses. Excuses. Excuses.

If Britney had a breakdown, that's one thing. If she was high on drugs, that's another. But don't come up with bullshit lies!

Spears At Home!!!
After miraculously convincing the staff of Cedars Sinai to release her Saturday morning, a clearly deranged Britney Spears is currently at her Beverly Hills home in The Summit, PerezHilton.com has learned.

We hope she gets better, but she probably won't.

Britney is the gift that keeps on giving!!!

The Cops Are At Britney's House! AGAIN!!!!


Thankfully no one is hurt and no major incident has happened.

Police are at Brit Brit's home to control the paparazzi and the media assembled outside her gated community, The Summit.

The Insider is reporting:

"The gates surrounding BRITNEY SPEARS' community are besieged with cops, camera crews and even a helicopter hovering overhead.

Police officers are busy moving cars in an effort to control the media coverage that has been swelling ever since Britney returned home from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center earlier today."

If we were her neighbors, we'd try to get her evicted from the community.

Britney's making everyone's life a nightmare!

I can't believe this bimbo even passed her test to begin with. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. She will end up killing someone. But will find a way to blame somebody else, because she never takes responsibility for her own actions. Karma will catch up with this woman someday, she is not a good person.

Spears Spotted!! Britney Boozing It Up With Photog!!!!


Any sympathy we've accrued for Britney Spears over the past few days has quickly evaporated.

The out-of-control mother of two has come out of hiding.

Spears was spotted Sunday morning in Palm Desert, California, (near Palm Springs) with that shady paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib.

Unfitney and the photog had breakfast at the Daily Grill on El Paseo, where Spears was seen drinking a mimosa, champagne and orange juice.

Bitch is crazy! The LAST thing she needs to be doing right now is drinking, much less hanging out with that paparazzo!

It's going to take more than prayers to help Britney. It's going to take a fucking miracle.

How long until she's dead???

We say by March!

Whoring her babies out!

Britney and the kids, in their last photo shoot together for a while, grace the cover of the new OK! magazine.

It's a good one!

Sources tell us the pics in the magazine were taken just a few weeks ago, as you can tell by that crazy look on Unfitney's face.

We're told these are the pics from that photographer Spears hired to take pics of her and her sons. They were supposed to be for her private holiday cards, but the snapper was not forced to sign a confidentiality agreement and was able to sell the pix for profit.

At least her kids look somewhat normal in this photo. They don't look like they have FAS anymore!

Inside The Church With Britney


The court's ruled Monday that Unfitney has lost custody of her kids "indefinitely."

And she has no one to blame but herself!

Spears couldn't even be bothered to face the Commissioner at the custody hearing. She showed up at court but left without even entering the building.

After that little photo op, Brit Brit and entourage - paparazzi boyfriend, shady manager - made a pit stop at a church in the Valley.

It's gonna take a lot of prayers, honey!

Click here to see Brit in the house of God. The helicopters flying overhead make a wonderful soundtrack to her visit.

Light 'dem candles!

Britney Seeks Emergency Court Hearing!!!


Unfitney continues to waste L.A. taxpayer dollars!

Another media circus is set to erupt Wednesday. Spears lawyers are going back to court tomorrow morning to ask for visitation.

Taxpayers will have to front the bill for added security and for the time wasted in court.

Spears' legal team is hoping the Commish will allow the former pop star to have "monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting."

Uhmmm, NO!

Spears had all visitation stripped "indefinitely" last week. A smart move

"Im happy for her, she doesn't deserve people been mean with her, when she had neverr ben mean with anybody. she is a very sweet person"

That's the most pathetic comment I have ever read. She has hurt everyone around her, her parents, her dog, and worst of all she has hurt her own kids. She doesn't have a decent bone in her body.

Britney's Sister: Sixteen and Pregnant!!!!


This is not a joke!!!

Jamie Lynn Spears is sperminated!!!!!!!

The sixteen-year-old is going on the record and speaking with her mom to the new issue of OK! magazine.

Dang. We thought Jamie Lynn was the nice and normal one.

Now we know she's just trailer trash like her sister!!!

What is Nickelodeon gonna say about THIS???

Update: The father is Casey Aldridge, Spear's boyfriend of about a year, a non-celebrity.

He and Jamie Lynn have even been living together!!!

Who lets their fucking 16 year old daughter live with her boyfriend???

IDIOTS!

Didn't She Hire A Driver???


She's back behind the wheel!

Didn't her lawyer release a statement that she was taking new measures to ensure her safety and yada dada?

Frequent traffic offender Britney Spears was seen driving her car out of the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Friday night.

Making another shady hotel visit!

Don't drive while cracked out, honey. Also, sunglasses are best worn when the sun is out. Not at night!

Just some friendly advice

People are blind. She looks ugly as always. She is ugly inside and out.

ALL OF THESE ARE POSTS PEREZ PUT ON HIS SITE ABOUT SHITNEY !!!
NOW THEY HAVCE HIRED HIM !!!
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FUNNIEST SHIT YET.

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I never paid attention to Perez Hilton. Thanks for the funny reposts. :)

u haters r jelois she is pretty and beutifu, she is a great mom and a hot mom too so stfu!

From Perez’s mouth into Freedman and Lutfi’s ears and into the courtroom!

ROTFLMAO!!! The shit's gonna hit the FANS.

"We took her to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) to take her driving test," he recalls. "They took her to a private room, but she didn't pass. She failed the written test horribly. She got only three answers correct out of 35. She was too intimidated to take the test again. "But she kept driving with the kids. She gets stopped by the police, and they make her get out and go over to the passenger side so a friend can drive. "She may have a valid licence in Louisiana, but I don't think she has one here. On one occasion she left home driving with Jack Daniels in a Styrofoam cup. Fortunately she wasn't stopped by the police then.

http:// www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-483368/Bizarre-behaviour-drug-taking-wandering-round-naked-Why-Britney-lose-children.html

she sucks big time.she is ugly as hell

ROTFLMAO!!! The shit's gonna hit the FANS.

...LOL!

Nancy you're a dumb bitch. Why don't you take yourself off to a tween Britney fan site where to can talk to other 12 year olds about your love for Britshit.

8:47 Her mother killed a kid. She blamed it on a family emergency. The whole family plays the blame game. Nothing is ever there fault. Tormented, yeah right.

http:// www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1038172/Britney-Spears-mother-haunted-death-12-year-old-boy-killed-car-accident.html

perez and brit are perfect for each other.brit is a liar.she always lie since the beginning o her career.she is afraid to express herself.she is weak.a loser.get a life brit.we dont like u.u are no madonna face it.u will never will be.u did wrog.u let ur kids dont

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ALL the haters can lick my pussy

she looks amazing" :)

Brit Brit cannot drive with her children on board -- assistants, OK

Nancy is an uber fan from BMK.
It stands for Bad Media Karma.

she sucks big time

ALL the haters can lick my pussy

Isn't that Adnan's job?
Maybe Britney will share him with you. LOL!

Circus freaks and degenerates

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☼ ☼ ☼ BRITNEY LOOKS REALLY AWESOME IN RED. DEFINITELY THINK THAT'S HER COLOR! ☼ ☼ ☼

How about the State of California steps in a makes it illegal to BLIND a driver with flashes and video lights? No one should have to wear sunglasses at night just to be able to try and see past the freaking flashes!

Such a pretty pic of her. Love the red. Id love to go driving with her.

Her passenger looks scared shitless! This fool has zero business being let behind the wheel of a large, heavy object that can be used as a weapon!

Her passenger looks scared shitless! This fool has zero business being let behind the wheel of a large, heavy object that can be used as a weapon!


Hmmm, maybe her passenger should dip into her laxative stash! ;)

She looks so cute! I love her new car.

By the way, most of us already knew that she was keeping Brett.