Britney Hangs Out In Calabasas, Preps For Her LA Concert

FAT WHORE!!

That's a great ass! I want it now!

WHERE IS THE VIDEO???????
HELLOUUU

tree trunk legs.

Are your photogs TRYING to find cellulite to rip on her ass?? Amazing!

she's built like a man. butch.

folks with short legs should stay away from boots at all times

Tranny whore

wow, amaaaazing video...
thank you for posted it!!

I dont cae what yall say, it was born a man.

wow, amaaaazing video...
thank you for posted it!!

Her feet must smell as bad as her weave.

She's supposed to have exciting music news breaking at any minute that will affect every fan of hers worldwide and yet she looks pissed as hell. Let me guess....that was another thing your manic brain made up to amuse yourself and torment your fans?

Notice how the "BABYSITTER" is now following in his own car. Funny. Poor little Bitch cant even go to starbucks without her babysitter. Go back to Louisiana Tranny Trash Clown.

she looks gooood :-)

red top yellow wite short and pink boots!Yeuk she is dressed like a mental!!!Just actually what she is!

Shitneys being the man that she real is, take a look at her shorts she has a willy

ohh britney, i need u
ROB THE KING

How to Dress like Britney Spears

1. Stand in the middle of your walk-in closet.
2. Gather your hair (or balding weave) in a Pebbles Flintstone hair-don’t.
3. Tie a black blindfold over your eyes.
4. Spin around in circles until you’re dizzy.
5. While blindfolded, select clothes, footwear and accessories.
6. Leave the house without looking in a mirror.

Still untalented.
Still useless.
Still irrelevant.

10:57 Love it...sooooooo true.

Preping how ?? Her walking skills? Thats all she does on stage, walk around lip syncing in stripper clown costumes that are NOT flattering on her AT ALL. Shes UGLY and FAT and pretty much useless except to her 2 fans and all her PAID handlers, aka family.

I know, 11:01!

Only a blind woman would wear:

A red gingham print shirt
Leopard print clutch purse
1990’s stained pink UGGS
1980’s paint jeans turned into cut-off shorts
1970’s Jackie-O sunglasses with orange frames

She looks like a melted box of Crayola crayons!

She is the biggest joke on the earth, how can she be like that?

She looks like a fat 40 old truck driver dude.

I’m beginning to wonder whether her mother takes some perverse pleasure in seeing her daughter walk around in public looking like a mess. It would be so easy to change her appearance even with her limited allowance. Of course, she would have to go shopping with a woman who possesses the power of sight!

FAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh and Britney, bras are your friends!

daddy spears lets her pick what she wears herself? what is he thinking?

Okay 11:26. What is he thinking?

11:21 I know............ right?? Its AMAZING what a good bra will do for a gal. But remember, she still thinks shes 15 or so, so that explains that.

11:21 I know............ right?? Its AMAZING what a good bra will do for a gal. But remember, she still thinks shes 15 or so, so that explains that.

If Shitney didnt make any records and lived next door to her fans, in their trailer parks, they would be calling her white trash. Mindless Idiots.

Britney always dresses so young while Christina dresses in the same old lady tee with some kind of animal on it...Britney's neck is huge its in the same league as Corey Taylor of SlipKnot.

my god , i hope she doesn't come here , i'm praying , my baby is looking delicious , keep on rocking it brit-brit

One thing Twitney has perfected over the years is making a shyte eating grin look as nasty as it sounds. If she really has important news (other than announcing that she id finally crawling back under her mildew covered rock) then why isn't she her ususal gloatful self?

11:49
thats the truth

WHy are you that bad?

Sorry ppl, but you are just bad peaple, i hope all peaple is not like that.

11:47 So true! Or maybe she believes her breasts are gravity-defying orbs that make time travel possible?!

11:47 You know what, you might be right. I do believe she thinks she can fly. Her Family and 2 Fans have her so Delusional, she thinks she can do anything. meanwhile, we get to watch her land on her FAT ass...again and again.

Has anyone else notice how she pulls her shirt off her shoulders and onto her upper arms when she see the paps? If you look at older photos you can see other examples. Is she still trying to flirt the paps?

11:47 You know what, you might be right. I do believe she thinks she can fly. Her Family and 2 Fans have her so Delusional, she thinks she can do anything! Meanwhile, we get to watch her land on her FAT ass...again and again.

Just as suspected, her "big" news is no news. It's jus the release of a new song to try to tempt her fans to buy her next greatest hits cd. Her fans are so pissed.

We should just consider ourselves lucky she didn’t go for Starbucks wearing another poorly fitting bikini. That would be number one on my Top 10 Oh No Not Again List!

12:19 Larry Rudolph use to be the master of gimmicks. My, how times have changed.

I heard a rumor someone is encouraging her fans to buy Blackout again. Is that true? If so, Sam must be thrilled.

If any of you fantards still think the mean comments left here towards Britney are undeserved then you have your answer here. THEY ARE DESERVED. WHAT KIND OF A MENTALLY RETARDED, MEAN HEARTED, BORED, AND UGLY PERSON DELIGHTS IN WATCHING HER FANS SQUIRM FOR DAYS THINKING SHE'S GOING TO DROP IMPORTANT NEWS THEIR WAY WHEN ALL IT IS A DUMN NEW SONG. THIS IS HER KARMA. SHE IS A CRUEL AND MEAN MEANTALLY ILL CHILD AND SHE DESERVES EVERY UNKIND WORD SAID HERE.

I see she still hasn't lost that down south class w/ the one butt cheek hanging out her daisy dukes!!! Vomit!!

i wud bang it , hardcoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you 12:37. I read your comment, looked down at my turkey club sandwich and saw a sliver of turkey hanging out the side. I think I'll have an appetizing yogurt instead.

Looks like a man.

i bet all ppl posting here are either angry britney's fans or justin / k-fed fans or even adnan-lutfi team who visit constantly britney fansites to express their anger and hatred ,you're all bitter just like your idols , why would you go to breatheheavy if you do really hate her , i would never go to floptina fansite , ewww , never ever , and never would i comment or read her news , that's the real sane ppl , like me not y'all , hehe

Wow she looks horrible.

STILL THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD.

HA!!! She's got a big blubber belly. It'll take a railroad spike to make a belly ring!!!

she covers her lunch lady arms but she doesn't cover her linebacker legs? wtf??

Jordan hates her more than anyone idiot.

jason and britney foreverrrrrrrrrrrr, hihaaaaaaa ,just saw his pictures holding preston in one of her recent concert , and he's still blonde not like that picture with that blonde where he seemed to have his old grey hair , obviously fake , don't trust life and style liars , my pussy is hanging out , i'm so happy

She just doesn't have the legs for shorts.
she is too short and chunky.

She looks sooooooooooooooo skinny. I hope she's eating enough.

Look at her gut. Daddy better put her on the treadmill and hang a Starbucks on a string and tell her if she can catch it, its hers. And why does she always go shopping at nice boutiques yet looks like she shops at the Salvation Army store? And those boots. Are you kidding ? Your not 15 anymore honey. Put on a Bra and some undies.

She's f****g HUGE.

1:27 Go back to breathehay loser.

maybe jordan does hate (which i doubt it by the way ) but it still britney f...ucking fansite , idiot

We go to breatheheavy to catch you at your lies. We go there to see you tell the truth about how all of you hate her music, or at least some of it, and to watch you pressure each other into never admitting her faults, or when you do blaming it on other people, to watch you hypocrytes hate on other stars the way you say that us hating on britney is wrong, to watch your dumb butts pressure each other into wasting your time voting on meaningless magazine and internet polls and waste your moeny buying music you already own and admit to not liking just because if you have to publicly admit to liking a loser then your fragile self esteems would explode.

12:35, how are they deserved exactly? I am a fan of her music and I really couldn't give a damn about what she does in her personal life. Does that make me stupid because she has released good, catchy, pop music? No.

I could understand if Britney ruined your life in some way or if she did something in her life that had a profound impact on you. But she hasn't. Why does anyone give a rats ass about what she wears, who she's seen with, or what she's eating or drinking? It's her life, she's doing what she wants, why should we be allowed to commentate it?

I'm not defending her actions in any way, I just think it's sick how obsessed some of you are with celebrities and their lifestyle.

It is desserved because she delights in hurting the people who gave her a career. She is a cruel and f'd up person. And you deserve every nasty prank she plays on you for shoving your trailer trash queen in the word's face.

pathetic , it sounds like an establishment of mental illnesses , stay away from sweetney , just stick to your computers babies

12:55PM....so sorry I messed up ya lunch!!! I shall never look at turkey the same way again........

1:04 Wasn’t Jordan praising Sam and Adnan? Didn’t he have an arrangement with Sam and Adnan’s paparazzi friends to release and write about the Britney audio tapes? Did they have a disagreement? Did it get nasty? Did it involve crying and hair pulling? You’re an expert. Please share details. Inquiring minds want to know.

1:42 It's alright. The yogurt was good.

BH uses X-17 pics. Sam prolly hooked him up.

12:55 Thanks for that ! I will never look at a Turkey Sandwich the same agin. LMAO.

Oh, Breatheheavy is being trolled. Well, I have to say some of the fans helped create the problem. I can’t tell you how many times people have had to deal with really obnoxious fans on this site (which is obviously NOT a fan site). It explains why this site has been so calm lately. The trolls are keeping you busy over there. It’s been a nice change.

why would you go to breatheheavy to catch our lies , why would you ever care , lmao , i know something called LOGIC : i f ..cking hate that person means i don't care shit about her , she's doing good or bad , i don't care cuz i f...cking hate her , now make up your mind and leave us - real britney's fans _ enjoy our girl and be able to comment without b...itches like yourself ,

1.37 how can yo compalin about obsession and celebrity lifestyle, when you are on a celebrity gossip blog yourself?

1:48 Next time I’ll make a very tidy sandwich before reading. :)

The obsessive need to cast everything in a positive light is a fairly recent problem.

I blame Barney the Dinosaur. ;)

why should we be allowed to commentate it?

Search Keywords: Democracy, Constitution, Bill of Rights, First Amendment, Freedom of Speech.

Search Keywords: World War II, Adolph Hitler, Nazi, SS, Third Reich, USSR, Joseph Stalin, Communism.

That should get you started.

I understand some of you are aggravated by the Breatheheavy fan. But please don’t give me a hard time about 2:11. A child writing “commentate” needs all the help they can get.

I should add, a person asking “why should we be allowed to commentate it?” should understand the importance of freedom of speech.

Well it’s a beautiful day. Catch some sunshine.

As long as you pretend that your barfy f'd up queen is the best thing to ever happen to music we will be wtching her to catch you when you lie. She is an f'd up mental ill patinet who thinks she is the greatest and you are all mentally ill for believing and encouraging her in her madness. We love catching you when you are two faced and hypocritcal and the damnest and funniest thing is that you think we are making fun of her when we are really making fun of you because you are so stupid that you take a pile of shyte and think you have discovered gold. And even after you know it is shyte and hate it because it is shyte, you still try to pretend it is gold because you are too ashames to ever admit what a dumb and gullibale sheep you are.

It's so easy to judge somebody from a computer chair. I can guarantee that she looks better on her worst days than most of you look on your best days. Get over it, she looks great and is actually doing something with her life.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS AND ALWAYS BE FOREVER NOW THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD!!!!!!

I can guarantee millions of girls look better on their worst day than she looks on her best airbrushed day. They are doing something real with their lives.

Zitney has not done anything with her life. The children who grew up listening to her have grown up, something brit has never done. They have graduated high school, many of them have gone onto college, and held real jobs of every sort. They are working mothers and fathers who parent their children instead of hiring bodyguard flunkies to babysit. They know how to dress professionally too. Zitney has fame but she will never have even half the success in her personal life as ordinary people are able to accomplish because she is too pigheaded to do this thing called: work.

So we'd all like to know why all her pr pics are airbrushed to death if she is so naturally beautiful. Why does she force the papers to sign a contract saying they can only publish the good photos from her tour and she gets to keep the bad ones? Someone is a major ego maniac with serious insecurities over a body she knows is ugly because her life style is unhealthy. That is why she could never pose for playboy.