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Britney Holds Tryouts!

Posted on Wed Nov 12, 2008 03:57 PM PDT

Britney Spears britholdstryouts.jpg

So, yesterday our girl Brit was holding auditions for something top secret... and now we know what!

BritneySpears.com reports that 70 male dancers tried out for Britney's new promotional tour. After a couple cuts, the final few got to audition for Queen B herself and choreographer Andre.

Looks like Brit needed three guys for her team - a "womanizer" type and two "jesters."

Could this be for her upcoming performance on December 2nd?!?

We're SO excited, y'all!



Think Circus will be better than Blackout?

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Posted by: Anonymous

Don't care!
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Posted by: peter

Really?
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Posted by: Anonymous

i'd show up and jerk off and shoot my cum in her face and then leave



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit ROCKS



Posted by: Anonymous

4:07 you are a dirt bag



Posted by: she is over and dunzo ! ! !

Except "Womanizer" sucks and is already a flop at radio. Brit's record company paid for it to go to #1, but it is not getting played at all.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:22 you wish she was over and dunzo you dumbo



Posted by: somira

britney is cool is the best
britney is superwomen i love you



Posted by: Anonymous

Yesterday????

You would think after what happened to her son, her "comeback" would be the last thing on her mind for a while. selfish whore.



Posted by: Anonymous

brit rocks



Posted by: Anonymous

4:39 someone has to make the money to support Kev....selfish my @ss, she has to work, Kev doesnt, he isnt going financially fund the kiddies anytime soon. He is a fat bum



Posted by: Anonymous

BRIT ROCKS



Posted by: Anonymous

Haters, you just can't handle the fact you are "nothing" in the scheme of things



Posted by: Anonymous

this happened days ago. before she went to la.



Posted by: Anonymous

does anyone know some actual anti britney site! lol



Posted by: Anonymous

does anyone know some actual anti britney site! lol



Posted by: go Kevin

It's too bad that ditchpig hillbilly Brit didn't put that kind of time and effort for her kids.
Instead, she put herself before them and couldn't be bothered being a mother.

Thank goodness for Kevin who obviously has the compassion and caring to want to be their dad. He takes care of them.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:39 yes its called www.yousuck.com



Posted by: Anonymous

5:56 yes he takes care of them because he doesnt have to work and Britney does to pay kevin the loser



Posted by: Anonymous

the tryouts consist of any of the 70 men could fu*k her without vomiting gets the gig.



Posted by: Anonymous

the tryouts consist of any of the 70 men could f#ck her without vomiting gets the gig



Posted by: Anonymous

6:22 how amusing



Posted by: Anonymous

And her son Jayden is feeling better after he ingested something mysterious that caused him to be rushed to the hospital? The two boys should spend 100% of their time with Kevin and then she can devote her full attention to her career "comeback". She's still an egocentric pop-tart that has no business being a Mother. If she was truly concerned about Jayden, she wouldn't be worrying about auditioning dancers right now. Shitney is a useless piece of human garbage.



Posted by: Anonymous

Strange that the Spears family never stated publicly exactly what Jayden ingested that caused him to be rushed to the Emergency Room. And stranger still why this happened when he was with Shitney. This is proof that the boys should be exclusively with their father and let "momma" attempt to retrieve her failed career.



Posted by: Anonymous

Where is everyone



Posted by: Anonymous

"Where is everybody?" Vomiting after looking at the photo of Shitney with the mouth agape...as per usual!



Posted by: Anonymous

7:03/1 they dont have to state what the kid did or did not eat....nosey f@cker!



Posted by: Anonymous

oh dear, is that you 99?



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is selfish as hell. anyone who dumps off their kids so they can carry on with doing things that please themselves is SELFISH. dumb britard.



Posted by: Anonymous

Andy is that you at 7:16



Posted by: Anonymous

we we can tell that these arent britney fans your more like ass holes who im pretty sure that are jealous that your fav. artist is sucking right now and britney is about to make a comeback and make everyone look stupid as hell!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

OKAY SO BRITNEY GETS TO HAND PICK A DANCER WHO HAS A BABY ON THE WAY FOR A HUSBAND AGAIN. YYYEEEEE HHAAAAAWWW



Posted by: Anonymous

7:19 you are or you're is what you are after. No we are not all haters on here, get your facts right before you go off at the mouth like that



Posted by: Anonymous

7:21 no thats you loser.......Britney has learnt from her mistakes



Posted by: Anonymous

well honey i wasnt talking to the real britney fans im talking to the ones who have something negative to say.



Posted by: Anonymous

well honey i wasnt talking to the real britney fans im talking to the ones who have something negative to say.



Posted by: Anonymous

oh well, there are plenty of those haters here, they usually attack you when you are a suporter of Brit



Posted by: Anonymous

Poor SP, he's neglected. She never holds him hostage or gives him seizures.



Posted by: Anonymous

"Supporter of Brit"...the under 15 years old crowd? Anyone with a shred of intelligence realizes what a complete loser and non-talent Shitney is.



Posted by: Anonymous

really 8:04 like you would know anything about anything to do with her children apart from the bullsh!t thats posted on places like this. What a gullible loser you are



Posted by: Anonymous

8:06 each to their own, you dont have to be under 15 to like someone or be a fan



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is awesome!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is better than Amy wino



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is better than Amy wino



Posted by: Anonymous

come on haters, come out to play



Posted by: Anonymous

SP gets mommy & me time. She dropped him on his head from a highchair. Tried to dump him on a city street. The manny stopped her and it made her cry. She shares smokes with SP. He's got a pack a day habit.



Posted by: Anonymous

Joan Crawford is gonna look like a saint after the Federline boys write about their mommy the caged animal.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:15

4:07 is probably a woman. This is a woman pretending to be a man. She's still a sicko but laughable. She must have some kind of obsession as many of those who talk about the sex acts they would like to have with Britney. This person clearly has a mental illness. It's called DKD (Dickless Disorder)aka Pussy.



Posted by: Anonymous

no wire hangeeeeeeersssss lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Bet there's a chapter about grandpa doing The Porn Murders Lmao!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

What's Porn Murders??



Posted by: Anonymous

A cheesy zlist movie he did back in the 80's



Posted by: Anonymous

Holy shit lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Yep it was on another thread. It kinda explains why he was totally cool watching his tweenager walk around the house neked. Gross!



Posted by: MOM

No matter what you say, it is over with the incident of that baby getting a rash. My God children get rashes all the time and it is highly possible he ate something being he went to Louisiana that caused him to have hives. Many foods in LA are spicy. It is also possible he got a rash from poison ivy or oak. My God things happen with little kids every day. It does not mean the parent is necessarily a bad parent. There were nannies, servants, Britney and her family and entourage there. Kaplan and Kevin are not worried about the incident so why are you people still dreaming up things that should happen to Britney as a consequence. The way it seems right now is in fact that you haters have been wrong on many occasions. Especially your karma crap. You guys are the ones eating crow as you wipe the egg off your faces. Britney is working has a hit album coming out has been nominated now for a People's Choice Award. Britney is a Superstar, and she is not going except to #1 when her album is released. To say her record company is paying for her to be #1 is preposterous. They have many other artists that they represent and they would not and could not do that. Britney is a very popular artist with a bright future ahead of her as a mother, a star and maybe someday she will find a good man and marry. There is absolutely nothing any of you losers that come to X17 to bitch about her can do to hurt Britney. You can not get close enough. The thing is we people love a success story not a story of a life or lives being ruined. We spend our money that we earn to buy her albums and we are certainly not all 15 and under. So shut up haters because you just keep sounding dumber everyday. I am not trying to convert you either with fans like you who needs enemies. What you want to be beat with those wire hangers. Keep it up. Your mommy's might oblige you. Now off to bed before you get caught on a school night on a blog site.



Posted by: Anonymous

Daddy Spearest wanted to be a movie star. Lmao!!! http:// www.imdb.com/title/tt0207348/




Posted by: Anonymous

Thanks



Posted by: Anonymous

Loved when you guys were wrong about her losing her kids and the perm c-ship. Ummm strike that, you guys were right!!! lol



Posted by: MOM

Im fat ugly like my idol for shit cravings.



Posted by: Anonymous

LOVE THE HATERS!



Posted by: MOM

I like to fart in peoples faces just like I did.



Posted by: Anonymous

I bet THAT pic is the face JJ sees in his trapped in the bathroom nightmare.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh the book writer is here



Posted by: MOM

Help! Im retarded!



Posted by: Anonymous

Where the f*ck have you all been!! I needed to read hate threads



Posted by: Anonymous

lol



Posted by: Anonymous

8:52

What is your point? You sure do a whole lot of research trying to find every little thing you can to harass Britney fanss. Nobody gives a shit about what her daddy did or did not do. We love her not her daddy you idiot. Maybe you have a daddy complex. I hope you were not injured by your father as a child but if you were do not take it out on Britney's father, call social services and report your daddy hun. You sound like you are in serious trouble with such allegations against a man you do not know,you all but accused Mr. Spears of having relations with his daughter which is ridiculous. That would have come out and he would be in jail. Instead he is the conservator over her estate to keep pigs like Sam Lutfi away. I bet you liked SAMBO didn't you.



Posted by: Anonymous

MOM lets go to our secret place



Posted by: Anonymous

ROTFLMAO@9:02!!!!!



Posted by: MOM(Really)

Andy you are a cowardly little wind bag. Shut up and quit using my moniker before I contact your parents. You are not supposed to be on this site and you know it. Get off it now! I will give you 5 minutes. If I see another post from you I am contacting your parents.



Posted by: Anonymous

I GIVE UP. This site is never going to be fun again.



Posted by: Anonymous

SAMBO is a b@stard



Posted by: Anonymous

Book writer, what do you think about Adnan?



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO MOM really....ha ha fu*cker! Andy is a halfwit



Posted by: Anonymous

9:04

Why on earth are you rolling around on the floor in that filthy trailer house you live in. Get up before another roach crawls on you. Can you say COMBAT. Get some and clean up your house. It is disgusting and while you are at it get some RID and delouse yourself. I bet your head is itching like fire. Awwww that's too bad.



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney's kid prolly ate Combat.



Posted by: MOM(Really)

9:07

Why don't you deal with your own self esteem issues. You must have some kind of obsession with Adnan or you would not be asking my opinion. If you want to know about him research him and give him a call. Personally I am not interested in him. You are and it is your problem.



Posted by: MOM

blablablablablablablabla Im a crackhead mother.blablabla!



Posted by: Anonymous

What about Adnan? hmmm...



Posted by: MOM(Really)

9:07

Why don't you deal with your own self esteem issues. You must have some kind of obsession with Adnan or you would not be asking my opinion. If you want to know about him research him and give him a call. Personally I am not interested in him. You are and it is your problem.



Posted by: Anonymous

hmmm, a question equals an obsession? Strange little world you live in, isn't it?! You said how you felt about Sambo. I agree, he's scum. So how about Adnan?



Posted by: Anonymous

8:31

DKD that's funny hehe.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:31

DKD that's funny hehe.



Posted by: Anonymous

retards!



Posted by: Anonymous

9:19 Don't call JJ names now.



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Posted by: Anonymous

9:22 C'mon you can do better than that can't you?! Ah, forget it you gave it your best shot and failed.



Posted by: Anonymous

yeash get orf the crack



Posted by: MOM(Really)

9:16

Here is my answer:

I have already answered you.



Posted by: Anonymous

What the matter book writer? No opinion about Addy and the peanut gallery?



Posted by: Anonymous

December 2nd - Britney's sixth studio album, "Circus", hits stores!!



Posted by: Anonymous

hmmm, I'll be more specific. What do you think about Adnan, his pap friends and some of Brit's biggest fans trying to create a media storm and her dad ousted as her guardian?



Posted by: Anonymous

mom sucks poo poo



Posted by: Anonymous

Naughty or nice?



Posted by: William Hung

I showed up for the audition, but they turned me down...They said my talent would upstage Britney.



Posted by: Anonymous

9:29,2 LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

will, can you suck your own willy



Posted by: Anonymous

I'll go with naughty.



Posted by: Anonymous

blablabla



Posted by: MOM

Im a crackead!



Posted by: Anonymous

In less than 24 hours, Circus (Deluxe Version) has cracked the top 10 on iTunes' top albums chart coming in at #8. If you haven't yet, be sure to pre-order your copy. All pre-orders include the extra bonus tracks (Phonography, Rock Me In, Trouble), digital booklet, and my stamp of approval (the real bonus!).

UPDATE: Circus has jumped up to the #4 spot on US itunes since this afternoon. The album is currently #1 in Canada and #7 in Australia as well! Why are we so amazing???

"Ha ha he he ha ha ho."



Posted by: Anonymous

Aww you're a little cutie pie!



Posted by: Anonymous

hmmm, I wonder what her team thinks about it...



Posted by: Anonymous

9:33/2 are you drunk



Posted by: MOM

I SUCK! hohoho! merry christmas! loser!



Posted by: Anonymous

lol



Posted by: MOM

Losers!



Posted by: MOM

I suck for a buck



Posted by: MOM

I suck dicks!



Posted by: MOM

GOODNIGHT LOSERS!



Posted by: Anonymous

Book writer, you said Jamie Spears was Brit's hero. Why are you suddenly at a loss for words? Do you approve of Brit fans trying to oust her daddy?



Posted by: Anonymous

Ah, must be time for another Corona. Lmao!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Or something sticky :P



Posted by: Anonymous

Lmao!



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh dear, who is persisting with the bookwriter? 99?



Posted by: Anonymous

some of you people are more filthy than britters



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh dear, who is persisting with the bookwriter? 7?



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh dear, who is persisting with trying to oust Jamie Spears as his daughter's guardian? Mark Twain?



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO 99 where did everyone go! NO FUN



Posted by: Anonymous

Twain made it rain



Posted by: Anonymous

What would be fun? Want to talk about the paps?



Posted by: Anonymous

I dunno, but there used to be more mental people to play with



Posted by: Anonymous

Twain has been doing his raindance since March 2008. It was a dry summer.



Posted by: Anonymous

Damn that twain!



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh Twain's sheep are driving without their headlights on...



Posted by: Anonymous

oh dear..poor sheep, I like sheep



Posted by: Anonymous

The Sheepherder Part 1:

MARK TWAIN Says:
March 9th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

http:// www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2008/03/10/while-you-wait-for-the-video/



Posted by: Anonymous

The Sheepherder and his sheep Part 2:

MARK TWAIN Says:
November 12th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

http:// www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2008/11/04/britney-gets-her-dance-on/#comments



Posted by: Anonymous

hoof hearted



Posted by: Anonymous

Lost little sheep!



Posted by: Anonymous

baa baa



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh dear, Mark Twain the hipster-doofus pap informant and his sheep are trying to oust her daddy! How ignorant and gullible are those people?



Posted by: Anonymous

I love Circus, If you Seek Amy, Womanizer and Out From Under already. There should be some really good material on this album to make some fabulous videos. I love that drum beat in Womanizer and the horns in Kill the Lights. There is some really good music on this album and it is a different style for Britney. It has appeal to many different age groups. If you Seek Amy is very cool. So far great, great, great. Will hit multi-platinum without a doubt. Good job Britney and Co.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh no...Twain said Jamie's cloak and dagger paparazzi worked for X17...I wonder if Jamie or his paparazzi can read...you know ANY gossip site on the Internet?



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Posted by: Anonymous

Oh and 99/7 you are still here as usually all alone talking to yourselves. Poor pitiful freaks. I only acknowledged you because you are so boring that no one comes here anymore. I am leaving it to you to talk to yourself some more. Ha ha he he ho ho he he ha ha Brit's Album is already #1 on Itunes. Why is that??? Oh yeah it's because it is a very good album. Can you all believe she managed to do this without your help. It is truly amazing. LMAO at you. Enjoy the site you win it is all yours. Its lonely at the bottom isn't it. Careful nobody comes by and squashes you mistaking you for a worm.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bye! Better luck with your next suicide attempt! :D



Posted by: Anonymous

Ooops, I forgot I told LR you said Hey ya'll!



Posted by: Anonymous

ssa eht ni ti sekat 03:01



Posted by: Anonymous

C, I thought you were too bright to let Twain use you like a worm on his hook, especially after everything you wrote about him and this farce in the other group. I am deeply saddened that I was mistaken. You were very easily duped!



Posted by: Anonymous

BTW, the other site is still active...



Posted by: active

too bad your sex life isn't



Posted by: Anonymous

J- Give it a read through and spread it where you feel it's needed.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:49 Oh dear, you think you have psychic powers?! LOL! You must be pretty lonely to pull such nonsense out of your ass! Good luck (you're going to need it).



Posted by: Anonymous

Goodnight...



Posted by: Anonymous

10:57PM, Your pretty good at this insulting stuff. I haven't seen anyone inflict a burn like that since PeeWee Herman with his "I know you are, but what am I".



Posted by: Anonymous

11:06 It's precious how you wait until after someone says goodnight so you can have the last word! I have noticed you do it on various occasions and sure enough here you are - true to form!

Ok, I'll say goodnight again (seriously I have more important things to do than go back and forth with you) and you can blather on and on. Ready? Go for it...



Posted by: Anonymous

The 'Leave the Kids at Home/Cirque Du Redneck Tour'. At least the kids will be safer when she's not around!



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/420457649 thanks

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Realistic

Oh Gee! It's really sad that you think that Britney has a chance in hell of making a comeback. Britney has blown all of her brain cells with meth, and has no idea what's going on. Poor Daddy will have to take care of her until he dies, and I guess government will take charge of her after that. Let's all hope that she won't live long so that tax dollars are not paying for her.



Posted by: More realistic

She is making a comeback, but its not HER comeback, its her fans (and MTV's)!



Posted by: Anonymous

britney i love you
can't wait for circus in store



Posted by: Andy

I hope you get aids and die shitney!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:50 you are pitiful



Posted by: Anonymous

Some of the things you people say are revolting!



Posted by: Anonymous

I see what you mean about revolting...you must be talking about 9:02PM, 9:34PM, & 10:22PM comments.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:50
How can you wish someone aids and death? I think you`ve got some huge mentally problems you need to visit a doctor, its ok to dislike someone but to wish someone aids and death is way to much



Posted by: Anonymous

3:32
There is nothing revolting about it



Posted by: Anonymous

Revolting is what you see in a mirror 5:13 AM!



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/420457649 thanks

Alien supported? Tour will fail , I guess...
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

5:13
Yes I`m ugly I know that LOL but your whole life is revolting GET A LIFE LOSER



Posted by: anonymous

HAHAHA - leave this site for months, check in to see what's happenin, same old, same old,everyone cept 2 are "anonymous" posters,posting numbers on Britney x17 sites are low, highest posting numbers under 300, for weeks.

Brandi and Cecil didn't believe the posters saying their employees with all the trash shit arguing, stealing monikers, cussing, bashing legit posters, all their trash nonsense, would kill X17 - looks like they did.






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