Britney In Vegas, Night Two!

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even courtney love looks better then this has-been. The fact that she's got sooo much money proves there's no god.

She looks gross...

OMG. How can this girl go from Hot to the mess she is today? Ugly hair, chipped finger nail polish, ugly fat body. Damm, she has turned out to be white trash, and she isnt 30 yet. I cant believe this.

awful outfit. but i can't freaking wait until tonight!!!!

also, let the criss thing go. they're not together. you think brit would take cameron's sloppy seconds?

Britney,
Why don't you wear a bra? Your breast do not look good hangin all free. Breasts look much better contained. Whoever your friends are letting you leave the house with you titties aunatual.....Please wear a bra!!!!!!! Cleavage is nice :)

wow, she looks like gold-medal trailer trash.

I hope brit lets few beer-farts out during her lip-sync performance tonight

Wow,

What a pile of trailer-trash. Those titties are a flopping....looks like my granny.

I hope Brit lets out a few beer-farts tonight while lip-syncing her song.

Oh look, ANOTHER story on this bloated lip syncher. And leave it to X17 to cover it. Can't wait for next post with news of her farting, belching or popping her zits. Site SUCKS as usual.

She looks so disgusting like one big blob of meat, this girl needs to disappear somewhere. Britney your a washed up tramp go back to school get an education so you can at least have an intelligent conversation, that's exactly why this piece of shit runs from magazine or tv interviews she has no vocabulary what so ever, remember the hand quotes with Matt Lauer, so embarassing.

WTF???

CAN'T THIS STUPID BITCH WALK ON HER OWN. SHE ALWAYS HAS TO HOLD SOMEONE'S HAND OR SOMEONE HOLDING HER ARM.

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even courtney love looks better then this has-been. The fact that she's got sooo much money proves there's no god.

britney very cute

britney very cute

OMG why don´t you wear jeans or a better longer dress????????????????????????????????????????

Orthopedic shoes !!! ew ew ewwwwwww

She is wearing his hat... they can't be seen together so much..especially the night before.... Plus reading their body language... which shows they are deliberately keeping their hands off of each other... Criss likes Britney more than she likes him.... she's smart and keeping him at arms length on her schedule... and don't forget he is on her payroll for this performance... She's the boss!

Are you going to bed?
Pyjamas party?
Nice shoes though.

This girl is sh*t-faced already.

This girl is sh*t-faced already.

why does she need to hold onto two people, is she wasted.
her performance ought to be one to watch since she has been partying all weekend, shes going to be in stella shape.....NOT!

An Alabama based radio station is having a marathon Britney weekend. They are playing nothing but Britney, Britney, Britney until the VMAs tonight! w w w . 1 0 3 7 t h e q . c o m / c c - c o m m o n / h d r a d i o /

An Alabama based radio station is having a marathon Britney weekend. They are playing nothing but Britney, Britney, Britney until the VMAs tonight! w w w . 1 0 3 7 t h e q . c o m / c c - c o m m o n / h d r a d i o /

An Alabama based radio station is having a marathon Britney weekend. They are playing nothing but Britney, Britney, Britney until the VMAs tonight! w w w . 1 0 3 7 t h e q . c o m / c c - c o m m o n / h d r a d i o /

why does she need to hold onto two people, is she wasted.
her performance ought to be one to watch since she has been partying all weekend, shes going to be in stella shape.....NOT!

Thankyou Criss anyway!
Good luck to you both.

Britney doesn't look as good as she did back in the day. She used to always have her makeup and hair done perfectly. She'd always be dressed nicely. I hope she fixes herself up and puts on a good show at the VMAS. She's been through so much negative stuff lately. I just wanna see her do well.

I may have to watch this disaster tonight just for the laughs.

Yes, X17, "look at that shiney, shimmering dress". Yeh, LOOK at it. ROFLMAO!! OMG, could she look any worse??? Instead of looking BETTER while in Vegas for her comeback, she's looking as bad as it gets! This is REALLY entertaining. I can't WAIT to hear how her opening goes tonight. Can't WAIT!

Not only does she sound like a chipmunk, now she looks like one, too! Look at those cheeks!

Oh, man, does she ever look washed up! Dayang!!

Check out those fat ugly skanky whores.

The shitter herself looks like a pregnant whale. That stuff she smoked must have been real heavy stuff!

god...what a slob

I like your new girlfriend, she seems nice and works good always.
I also recommend you to use her dress instead or something like that!

that dress is ugly, maybe a little something with support next time (_|_)

Check out those fat ugly skanky whores.

The shitter herself looks like a pregnant whale. That stuff she smoked must have been real heavy stuff!

Everyone there looks better than Fritters.
What gives? Isn't the 'star' supposed to shine?? In this case the falling star is about to crash land and it don't look good. Not good at all.

The reason X-17 keeps harping on this Criss Angel romance is because Britney is paying them to! She doesnt want word to get out that he is probably carrying her famous comeback "performance"

Would you look at the matching white pet carriers? What a couple of idiots.

Put the white purses away girls. The reason they were half off is because the season (just like your career) is OVER!!

My God, She look pregnant in that dress. It is really sad the Christina is actually pregnant and she looks more pretty and more slim that britney the night before the VMAs. Sad isn't it!!

Can a 26 year-old stay up until 3 and 4 in the morning WITHOUT drugs?? I hardly think so.

Check out those fat ugly skanky whores.

The shitter herself looks like a pregnant whale. That stuff she smoked must have been real heavy stuff!

Uh, he's with another girl because even he won't touch this skank. As low as his standards clearly are, even he can't stomach being with this pig.

She´s got to change dress before the performance!
This is a mess.
Criss is going to make it dissapear and then...

OMG...That first pic looks EXACTLY like Courtney Love. And of course we all know how THAT story ended....

My guess is that Criss is doing her a HUGE favor by providing all the distractions. Without him to cover her many inadequacies she's be toast for sure. She may be toast anyway. Crispy burned toast.

Gezz she looks preggers and skanky. I saw a picture of the back of her weave taken yesterday. OMG Whorendous! I sure hope she wears a hat.

A really hideous dress and even though she isn't, she looks pregnant. An absolute mess!

That guy kinda looks like Dallas Austin, the producer.

...abrakadabra, there is a push up-bra and a shiny proper dress on Britney, I hope!

If she wants to look good she needs to wear a full-length, hooded cape. Oh, wait, and a ski-mask.

her saggy tits look just like my grammys's.

X-17 get over this romance story with that Angel dude. They both look like they cant stand each other. Britney isnt that good of an actress

The only reason I look at this site anymore is to LAUGH at the Britney stories. You guys are so far up her ass it's ridiculous. She looks HORRIBLE here, yet all you can talk about is how pretty she looks. PLEASE! SPARE US- we're not dumb, or BLIND for that matter.

Maybe Criss can make those brown boots disappear forever. Now that would be some magic.

Why is MTV even having a video awards show? they never show videos!!!!!!!!

Hi there, my 1 fan left.

Yeah, it's me, Brit the farter (belch)! Look how hot'n sexy me are looking in dat hot silver dress with me hot tits danglin'. Sexy, right? Yeah, me thinks so too (fart).

Ugh, me a little bit unfocused cus taht damn smoke really was stronger than ixpected. Dats why they need to hold me, or me would fall on me hot fat skanky cellulite ass, (gulp).

My strip show, oops, I mean my performance will be very hot and sexy, just like me myself (fart). Damn, I'm loosing it again. Hang on there magic boy cus here we go again, (BIG FART)...

Ooopsy, gotta run.

Luv ya.

The Gay clubs are loving Gimme More. It's the new Y.M.C.A.

I'll bet X17 has a ball writing their captions. They probably sit around laughing their asses off! Here's one for the above pics:
Here's Miss Britney out on the town in Las Vegas looking prettier and more stylish than normal (that's pretty difficult to do, but she's a pro!). Notice how she's glowing with happiness and her naturally gorgeous California girl tan makes her look even healthier than ever. As if her natural beauty wasn't enough for her fans, she had to don that shiney little number which really accentuates her voluptuous curves. Man, our Britney is well on her way to the biggest, bestest comeback in the history of the music business. You go, Girl!

Nice saggy titties, Brit Brit.

Oh, god, don't tell me that the gays have found their new Cher, or Barbara. Now, if only Britters could actually sing, then she could do some show tunes and the gays would be in 7th heaven.

Grey hat, beige dress, black shoes and big-ass white overnight bag.

I know there are always posters wondering if she's pregnant because she's a bit chubby, but, really, IS she? If I saw this woman on the street I would think she was about 5 or 6 mos. preggers.

Damn they are leading her around like she is blind. She must have left her cane at the hotel.

I have the VMA's have a backup plan. Someone's going to have a meltdown.

If she doesn't look like a washed up has-been, I don't know who does.

you kno whats funny...she is wearing the same dress as her assistant was wearing in this pic (she's beside criss angel) what a loser haha!

you kno whats funny...she is wearing the same dress as her assistant was wearing in this pic (she's beside criss angel) what a loser haha!

I think that she needs to wear something with a little more shape to it. So many people are calling her fat, but she is hardly that at all! She will be looking hot hot hot tonight I bet. I am in NZ so don't get to see the show here until tomorrow which will be Tuesday (not sure what day it is there) but I can hardly wait to see. I bet that she'll be great! GO BRITNEY!

What's left to say.....well anyone can see Criss Angel is only with her for the publicity....and well she looks better likes he lost some weight

What's left to say.....well anyone can see Criss Angel is only with her for the publicity....and well she looks better likes he lost some weight

THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER! GUESS I HAVE TO SCREAM FOR YOU TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! They said they were not a couple now for all who are blind or deaf let this serve a a lesson MEDIA LIES!

Man our standards as to what a Pop Star is now or days is pretty shitty. I mean this girl who at this point is suppose to have a major comeback and people documenting this cant make somewhat of an effort to look like a STAR. why anyone thinks she is as interesting as my neighboordhood crack head is beyond me

Man our standards as to what a Pop Star is now or days is pretty shitty. I mean this girl who at this point is suppose to have a major comeback and people documenting this cant make somewhat of an effort to look like a STAR. why anyone thinks she is as interesting as my neighboordhood crack head is beyond me

Wow, hardly any Britney "fans" have commented on this last round of horrific pictures. You know its bad when even her most ardent fans can't find anything good to say about her.

If she didn't have it coming, I would feel bad about how horribly tonight is going to be for her. The real artists don't want her there, teeny boppers can't get into any clubs in Vegas and most trailer park dwellers can't afford to travel. All alone except for those she pays to hang with her. Careful Britney, that money isn't going to last forever amd then what are you going to do?

As far as her parents being at K-Fed's and x-17 trying to make something out of him not being there, again you miss the point. Those are HER parents and they are helping KEVIN, not their own daughter who has trashed them and everything else good and healthy in her life. What does that tell you? I think it speaks volumes.

Wake up people -- she is done and the reaminder of her life is not going to be pretty.

Wow, hardly any Britney "fans" have commented on this last round of horrific pictures. You know its bad when even her most ardent fans can't find anything good to say about her.

If she didn't have it coming, I would feel bad about how horribly tonight is going to be for her. The real artists don't want her there, teeny boppers can't get into any clubs in Vegas and most trailer park dwellers can't afford to travel. All alone except for those she pays to hang with her. Careful Britney, that money isn't going to last forever amd then what are you going to do?

As far as her parents being at K-Fed's and x-17 trying to make something out of him not being there, again you miss the point. Those are HER parents and they are helping KEVIN, not their own daughter who has trashed them and everything else good and healthy in her life. What does that tell you? I think it speaks volumes.

Wake up people -- she is done and the reaminder of her life is not going to be pretty.

TMZ is saying it was Shannon Funk with Britney, but I think it's Alli's BFF, Lucy Walsh.

still think brit looks good???

Who cares, a loser is a loser is a loser....

Who cares, a loser is a loser is a loser....

Who cares, a loser is a loser is a loser....

She looks FAT and GREASY

The only comment of note is the poster 4:21...that said "why is MTV hosting a Video Music Awards show when the channel does not show videos anymore."

Excellent comment....there is no place on this website for such common sense...

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She´s going to wear jeans and a white little shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Singing Gimme More...

SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EASTER EGG COVERED IN A SILK DRESS!!!

Britney, Britney, Britney.... why must you do this to yourself? You are a pretty girl but you keep choosing the wrong clothes, the wrong people around you? I remember back in the day when you were one of the best dressed girls. What happened to you???? I hope you do well tonight and sincerely wish you get your act together because if you don't you will loose the support you have left.

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Kanye is such a dork! Did anyone see what he says on his MTV commercial? He is soooo jealous of Britney. Oh well...I like 50 cents better anyway and this just confirms it. Hey X17online..get yourself together and let the people know what Kanya just said!

She looks like she partied all night on Friday, and then rolled out of bed at 6 p.m., snorted an 8ball, threw on a hat with hair, and said, "I wanna drink. Let's party."

The VMAs start at 9, right? I predict she will be headed for the airport at 9:15, if not before.

What a zombie loser. Hope she performs in this state

Her 'singing' consists of moaning, talking, groaning, and stripping. Listeners are so distracted by all of the sex-sounds that they don't realize she's a no-talent has-been.

GO BRITNEY GO.....GOD BLESS! Luv ya

Watching the pre show and Nicole from the PCD's just made a complete ass of herself. Girl can't sing or dance.

I know she´s coming it´s gonna be violent...

Britney looks like she has cow's legs!

They're huge!!!

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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SHE NOT HOLDING ANYBODYS HAND.THEY ARE HOLDING UP THAT DRUNKEN METH/CRACK ADDICTED DISEASED WALKING PETRI DISH OF A HAS BEEN.I BET THE BRITARDS ARE ALL DO THEIR PRE-WACKING OFF BEFORE THE BIG TRAINWRECK SHOW STARTS

SHE NOT HOLDING ANYBODYS HAND.THEY ARE HOLDING UP THAT DRUNKEN METH/CRACK ADDICTED DISEASED WALKING PETRI DISH OF A HAS BEEN.I BET THE BRITARDS ARE ALL DO THEIR PRE-WACKING OFF BEFORE THE BIG TRAINWRECK SHOW STARTS

The VMA's are gonna start in 15 minutes where I am. Previews are on now.. Paris is on now with short hair. Says she is here to see Brit and will go to LAX later to party.

THE QUEEN IS COMMING!
HELL YES! EVERYBODY LOOKS FOR HER
CMON QUEEN ROCK VMA'S

Her Boobies really have collapsed. They look like those Tribal Tits you would see on National Geographic Taboo.

On another note I don't think she ever had that much of a gay following at least that I can remember. I never heard her crap in gay clubs in my day. She never did anything positive for the gay community and she represents pretty much everything gay people hate. Gay people usually try to look good and she looks like SHIT!

Putting BS, Cher and Barbara in the same sentence is pretty much a sin I would think. BS is playing in a completely different game.

9:OO PM SHOW STARTS

9:O1 PM DRUNKEN HAS BEEN FALLS DOWN

9:02 PM FINAL NAIL IN CAREER COFFIN IS IN

9:03 EVERYBODY AT VMAS LAUGH ASSES OFF

OMG SHE LOOKED LIKE A TUB OF LARD IN A BIKINI!!!!!! PEOPLE WERE LAUGHIN. THIS IS NOT GOOD

shes a trainwreck. she looked so drugged up

Now Sarah silverman is rippin her.

She was horrible!!

She looked very unsure of her moves and what she was supposed to be doing.

And the chroeography SUCKED!!!

I've Junior High School girls with way better moves!!!

How embarrassing.......she wasn't even singing......big fat###....horribly thick......No comeback here!

OH MY GOSH! I JUST SAW WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG COMEBACK PERFORMANCE BY THIS HAS-BEEN AND IT WAS SOOOOOOO LAME!!! SHE LOOKED SO FAT! SHE COULD BARELY MOVE! HER EXTENSIONS LOOKED LIKE SHIT AND HER LIP-SYNCHING WAS SO OBVIOUS! THIS WILL GO DOWN AS HER WORST PERFORMANCE EVER!

BITCH IS O-V-E-R = OVER!!!!

OH MY GOSH! I JUST SAW WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG COMEBACK PERFORMANCE BY THIS HAS-BEEN AND IT WAS SOOOOOOO LAME!!! SHE LOOKED SO FAT! SHE COULD BARELY MOVE! HER EXTENSIONS LOOKED LIKE SHIT AND HER LIP-SYNCHING WAS SO OBVIOUS! THIS WILL GO DOWN AS HER WORST PERFORMANCE EVER!

BITCH IS O-V-E-R = OVER!!!!

Ok. x17. Now that she sucked major ass can you please find a new skank to latch onto. Not even you guys can spin that positively for her.

wow! she looked terrible. it looked like she wasn't even trying. toward the end, she didn't even bother to lip-synch. sad.

People just had this blank look on their face. That was so fuckin bad. Rhianna was laughin

I AGREE, SHE LOOKED VISIBLY NERVOUS AND DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO LIP SYNCH!!!!! SHE LOOKED FLUSTERED!

OMG ,OMG LMAO

THIS WAS ONE OF THE WORST PREFOREMANCE EVER .THE DRUNKEN HAS BEEN COULDN'T EVEN WALK ON STAGE SHE JUST STOOD THERE LMAO.THE METH WHORE COUNLDN'T EVEN LIP-SYNC ON CUE.

OH I CAN'T WAIT TO READ WHAT THE 3 BRITARDS FANS SHE HAS LEFT ARE GOING TO SPIN THIS.

IT'S OVER PLAIN AND SIMPLE THE SONG SUCKS SHE SUCKS IT IS OVER .HEAR THE HAMMER COMING DOWN ON THAT FINAL NIAL.LMAO

just saw the open of VMA's What a fat pig!!!!I do have to give it to her dancers, they worked their butts off but Britney was pitiful. She lip-synced, did not dance and should not have had on the outfit that she had on. Her hair looked fried and she looked too stoned to perform. Hell, anyone could stand there, shake their tits and lip-sync. Well, there we go, if that was her BIG COMEBACK then yeah.....it is all over and her fans can continue to support her talentless (fat) ass.

wow! she looked terrible. it looked like she wasn't even trying. toward the end, she didn't even bother to lip-synch. sad.

That was unreal. Her flab was just hanging from her thighs. She is just so over it's saddddddddddddddd

That was so BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD......

She just "performed" at the VMAs. She looked terrible - staggered -- I thought she was going to fall down --didn"t bother to wash her hair and extensions looked horrible!! What a fool she just made of herself!! People in the audience actually looked uncomfortable watching her. SIMPLY HIDEOUS!!

She looks like a real woman as real men likes, she's on the right way got sexy curves, skinny bitches are pathetik.
Thanks Britney for the good show. I missed you

She looks like a real woman as real men likes, she's on the right way got sexy curves, skinny bitches are pathetik.
Thanks Britney for the good show. I missed you

She looks like a real woman as real men likes, she's on the right way got sexy curves, skinny bitches are pathetik.
Thanks Britney for the good show. I missed you

It was horrible. No Shit and I was pulling for her. She is dead. The reviews will be horrible. She looked so bloated and overweight!

OMG ,OMG LMAO

THIS WAS ONE OF THE WORST PREFOREMANCE EVER .THE DRUNKEN HAS BEEN COULDN'T EVEN WALK ON STAGE SHE JUST STOOD THERE LMAO.THE METH WHORE COUNLDN'T EVEN LIP-SYNC ON CUE.

OH I CAN'T WAIT TO READ WHAT THE 3 BRITARDS FANS SHE HAS LEFT ARE GOING TO SPIN THIS.

IT'S OVER PLAIN AND SIMPLE THE SONG SUCKS SHE SUCKS IT IS OVER .HEAR THE HAMMER COMING DOWN ON THAT FINAL NIAL.LMAO

SHE LOOKED LIKE A STIFF FAT SAUSAGE PERFORMING!!!!!!

SEE I TOLD BRITNEY 2 WAIT ANOTHER 8 MONTHS
SHE WASNT READY.
SHE WAS DANCING LIKE SHE WAS IN A JAR OF HONEY.

A SHAME :(
WELL,I GUESS THIS IS THE "COMEBACK" YOU STANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

NOW BE HONEST,YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE WORST PERFORMANCE SHE HAS EVER DONE!!!

OMG Sara Silverman ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY-Fat old Stripper, spaced out, can't sing OR dance anymore! Nobody applauded, everyone looks embarassed for her!

OMG Sara Silverman ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRITNEY-Fat old Stripper, spaced out, can't sing OR dance anymore! Nobody applauded, everyone looks embarassed for her!

i love britney but that was an AWFUL PERFORMANCE.

sorry brit.

That was just sad. I cannot belieive she did that. Even Diddy looked like WTF??

Britney looked sooo scared and stiff danicing!! I wish she did better! Her hair looked horrible !

I liked the song....but no video plz.

She is way overweight for an A-Lister to be on tv. She didn't move at all and the lip-sync was awful. At the end, she didn't bother to lip-syne at all.

Lame....she should have just released the song on the radio.

What the hell was all the hype with Criss? Have they actually been dating all this time and not rehearsing?

SHE LOOKED LIKE A STIFF FAT SAUSAGE PERFORMING!!!!!!

SEE I TOLD BRITNEY 2 WAIT ANOTHER 8 MONTHS
SHE WASNT READY.
SHE WAS DANCING LIKE SHE WAS IN A JAR OF HONEY.

A SHAME :(
WELL,I GUESS THIS IS THE "COMEBACK" YOU STANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

NOW BE HONEST,YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE WORST PERFORMANCE SHE HAS EVER DONE!!!

That was just the worst two or three minutes I have ever had to endure. Britney looked horrible, sounded horrible, looked drunk or drugged and everyone looked miserable watching her. Her lip-synching was wretched, I really thought she was going to take a header. God, help her -- she needs it. WORST PERFORMANCE EVER ON MTV. Please go home Britney and just stay in the house and leave the rest of the world be. No one is going to be able to look you in the eye after this horrible spectacle you just made of yourself.

That was just the worst two or three minutes I have ever had to endure. Britney looked horrible, sounded horrible, looked drunk or drugged and everyone looked miserable watching her. Her lip-synching was wretched, I really thought she was going to take a header. God, help her -- she needs it. WORST PERFORMANCE EVER ON MTV. Please go home Britney and just stay in the house and leave the rest of the world be. No one is going to be able to look you in the eye after this horrible spectacle you just made of yourself.

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I'm sorry but Timbaland was right. You cannot do things on your own. She bombed and I have no idea what Criss Angel had to do with any of it. Baddddddddddd

omg god, like really, i actually feel horrible for the girl, her performance was the worst i've ever seen in my life, was she drugged or just too nervous to move? also, it appears that, once again, she insisted on doing her own hair and makeup. are you kidding me, britney? what the fuck is your problem, for real???

How can anyone say that she did good? She was horrible. She knew she would have to perform better than any of her performances from back in the day, and she totally bombed it. Her body will never be as it was before but she didn't even try to "fake sing" or even dance...she did nothing but stand there as her song played. What happened to all the hype with her and Criss Angel?? It was like that performance was put together at the last second. I'm sad for her!

That was hard to watch. I thought the staging, graphics, lights, back up dancers were fine. Brit looked like she wanted to be somewhere else, so tentative, so unsteady, so LOST. OMG that was sad. She should just go home and be a mom and live off her past income. Her performing days are done. Where was the Criss Angel stuff? The only good thing I can say is that she stayed on stage for the whole thing and saw it painfully through - many would flee crying. I just sat and cringed wondering when it would end.

I LIKE BRIT BUT THAT PERFORMANCE WAS BAD ITS LIKE SHE WASN'T TRYING AT ALL AND WASN'T INTO THE SONG ;(

How can anyone say that she did good? She was horrible. She knew she would have to perform better than any of her performances from back in the day, and she totally bombed it. Her body will never be as it was before but she didn't even try to "fake sing" or even dance...she did nothing but stand there as her song played. What happened to all the hype with her and Criss Angel?? It was like that performance was put together at the last second. I'm sad for her!

3 more hours and it'll be all over.

britney needs guidance. poor thing.

How can anyone say that she did good? She was horrible. She knew she would have to perform better than any of her performances from back in the day, and she totally bombed it. Her body will never be as it was before but she didn't even try to "fake sing" or even dance...she did nothing but stand there as her song played. What happened to all the hype with her and Criss Angel?? It was like that performance was put together at the last second. I'm sad for her!

I'm not a fan but I feel so sorry for her. That was so not good.

Well she did it .Even though it all looked like lip sync to me. She looked great ! She looked very nervous, Dont you think? Her dance moves were very conservative and done with caution ,almost like she was'nt sure.But She did it.....

she's about to go over the edge... if this doesn't make her wake up and realize her family is more important than music, then she's in for a lonely life... watch all the people that use her start to disappear after that pathetic performance. It truly is sad.

I was pulling for Brit to have a comeback performance, but she crashed and burned. She did look like she gave up the lip sync in the middle of it, and was forgetting moves. And what happened to C Angel helping her performance? Leads me to believe that there is something going on for sure between the two of them.

But hey, her makeup was gorgeous!

THE PERFORMANCE SUCKED ASS!!!!!!

WHAT IDIOTIC 'FANS' SHE HAS!!!!!

LIP-SYCHING FAKE STRIPPER!!!

Oh she sucked big time tonight!!! She is a washed up used rag time to put her away.

she's about to go over the edge... if this doesn't make her wake up and realize her family is more important than music, then she's in for a lonely life... watch all the people that use her start to disappear after that pathetic performance. It truly is sad.

just saw britney and she was awful! ive seen better performances on american idol!

LIKE EVERYBODY KKEPS SAYING SHE HATES HER BRITARDS .YOU WOULD THINK SHE WOULD TRY TO KEEP HER LAST 3 FANS SHE HAS LEFT.NOPE SHE HATES U GUYS.I WOULDN'T BE SHOCKED IF JIVE DROPS HER BY MONDAY

Poor Britney! I love her so much, but that wasn't good. I feel so bad for her!
She's had a tough life, give her a break.

LOVE YA BRITNEY!

SHE DID BAD!!!!! she looked nervous.... POOR GIRL!! OMG, i was crossing my fingers....... I didn't see ANY MAGIC from Criss Angel making her diappear or reappear.

I LIKE BRITNEY BUT THAT WAS REAAAAAAAALLLLY BAD EVERY1 LOOKED UNCOMFTORABLE OMG =( BAD BAD BAD

LIKE EVERYBODY KKEPS SAYING SHE HATES HER BRITARDS .YOU WOULD THINK SHE WOULD TRY TO KEEP HER LAST 3 FANS SHE HAS LEFT.NOPE SHE HATES U GUYS.I WOULDN'T BE SHOCKED IF JIVE DROPS HER BY MONDAY

Poor Britney! I love her so much, but that wasn't good. I feel so bad for her!
She's had a tough life, give her a break.

LOVE YA BRITNEY!

Where was Criss Angel??? Did they just X that at the last second and she just did her own thing? wtf

I LIKE BRITNEY BUT THAT WAS REAAAAAAAALLLLY BAD EVERY1 LOOKED UNCOMFTORABLE OMG =( BAD BAD BAD

This show sucks bad! Britney sucked, naming the nominees went so fast I couldn't even keep up, they cut Kayne's song off and have way to much advertising. MTV doesn't even show videos they have no business holding these awards.

And WTF was all this crap with Criss Angel? He played no part in her performance. Dayum she looked like she was going to fall flat on her face any minute.

What did Sarah Silverman say about Britney? I missed that part, can anyone tell me?

it was so sad.. she looked petrified... and she looked loaded, stoned, high... whatever they call it these days.... to make matters worse, you could see her getting the hell off stage as soon as the "performance" was over.... i sat there with my mouth wide opened.. i was in shock... then the comedy act that followed left me further stunned.... i've been so sick of Britney Spears lately, but I wouldn't have wished this on anyone... that was just sad...

THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN -- SHE IS DONE, DONE, DONE. What is truly sad is that she could have done better if she had at least tried. She can't wair the outfit she did with that body she has now. A pretty dress and hair would have been great but she went for something she had no business wearing. She didn't even lip synch correctly, she looked like she was going to fall down and what the fuck did Chriss Angel help her with exactly -- there was no big illusions except for the one that Britney has in her head that she is still an artist and that people still want to see her perform. YOU WERE HORRIBLE YOU FAT SLUT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"The 2007 MTV LYP-SYNCH AWARDS"

We reallu deserve much better than this folks...

SHE LOOKED LIKE A STIFF FAT SAUSAGE PERFORMING!!!!!!

SEE I TOLD BRITNEY 2 WAIT ANOTHER 8 MONTHS
SHE WASNT READY.
SHE WAS DANCING LIKE SHE WAS IN A JAR OF HONEY.

A SHAME :(
WELL,I GUESS THIS IS THE "COMEBACK" YOU STANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

NOW BE HONEST,YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE WORST PERFORMANCE SHE HAS EVER DONE!!!

There isn't a place for me to post this yet for the VMA performance of her hasn't be posted, but OMG!!!! She Lipsinced the whole thing and she barely danced. She needs to work with her personal trainer a bit more as well. Also, the VMA's have been very akward this far. If this performance is a foreshadowing of her new music career, then her come out isn't what her fans had hoped.

Thank God no one booed her. The audience looked sad for her. I hope she will get some help now.

What happened to Criss Angel? My guess is that she's a flake and, as lame as he can be, he is known for taking his work seriously. He probably didn't want to be anywhere near this. And who can blame him.

I was pulling for Brit to have a comeback performance, but she crashed and burned. She did look like she gave up the lip sync in the middle of it, and was forgetting moves. And what happened to C Angel helping her performance? Leads me to believe that there is something going on for sure between the two of them.

But hey, her makeup was gorgeous!

There isn't a place for me to post this yet for the VMA performance of her hasn't be posted, but OMG!!!! She Lipsinced the whole thing and she barely danced. She needs to work with her personal trainer a bit more as well. Also, the VMA's have been very akward this far. If this performance is a foreshadowing of her new music career, then her come out isn't what her fans had hoped.

CHRIS ANGEL DID HELP.

HE HELPED TO MAKE IS DICK DISEAPER IN HER MOUTH

I feel bad.It was put together last minit.this shit is not good.god damn im pissed i wanted her to do good.there was to much HYPE!!!Damn those liars.i want to know by tomorrow what the hell happened to criss angel.this is bullshit.im pissed off.

If Britney didnt want to be portrayed as a crack head, bad mom, horrible singer and performer (now) she would get out of the spot light....she loves the attention, good or bad, mostly bad....stay at home, go out if you want, but dress decent and act like a regular person. She does this because she wants to be talked about. period!

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FANS NOW?!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT. BRIT'S PERFORMANCE WAS PURE SHIT. SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO LIP SYNCH THAT SHIT. SHE WAS STIFF AND LOOKED COMPLETELY LOST. OMG I GUESS THE "FANS" ARE KILLING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FANS NOW?!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT. BRIT'S PERFORMANCE WAS PURE SHIT. SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO LIP SYNCH THAT SHIT. SHE WAS STIFF AND LOOKED COMPLETELY LOST. OMG I GUESS THE "FANS" ARE KILLING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, GIMME MORE! That's what I said after watching Britney. It was boring, I was expecting something else, more dancing.....fuck I don't know, but it was boring. Still, it was nice to her on stage again, getting back on track, if that's possible. What happened with Criss Angel?

I MAY CALL BRIT FAT,STUPID,ETC...
BUT I WILL ADMIT SHE WAS(KEY WORD "WAS")AN EXCELLENT PERFORMER.

BUT THIS WAS....UGH!!!!
AND NONE OF YOU FANS CAN CALL US HATERS BECAUSE THAT PERFORMANCE WAS MISERABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AWAY AND FELT EMBARRESD ON SOME PARTS.
WELL THE WHOLE THING WAS HARD 4 ME 2 WATCH REALLY.

A DAMN SHAME.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FANS NOW?!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT. BRIT'S PERFORMANCE WAS PURE SHIT. SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO LIP SYNCH THAT SHIT. SHE WAS STIFF AND LOOKED COMPLETELY LOST. OMG I GUESS THE "FANS" ARE KILLING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

THIS ALONE WILL MAKE THE JUDGE TAKE AWAY THE KIDS

esta gorda!!!! q le pasa?

I guess a lot of ppl haven't seen it yet but it was so bad. She needs help.

Maybe it was a COY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe the real performance is at the end or sometime durring the show!!!!!!!!!! omg!! what happppppeeeeennndd! poor britney!!!!!!

SHE DID SOOOO GOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!

DO YOUR THANG GIRLY!!!

TAKE THAT HATERS!

SHE PROVED HERSELF ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow that was sooo bad and she is fat as hell with that fat ass stomach...the bitch barley moved. She done! I expect soo much more!

Am I the only one who thinks the whole show is a major failure until now? I feel bad for Britney. Where was Criss Angel? Hmm, something's weird about this. The whole show is a mess. It's all weird.

I can only hope that Criss was out with someone else. Lord knows, he has gotten the worst end of this publicity fiasco! Criss, next time your management team asks you to help someone out, JUST SAY NO!!!!

I'm her fan LOL Like I said, it was boring, a disappoinment.

Wow...SO SAD. The song is really good too - I've really loved Britney since the beginning...

I'm shocked, she NAILS the VMA's every time. If she's not ready...sad thing...I'm speechless.

I can only hope that Criss was out with someone else. Lord knows, he has gotten the worst end of this publicity fiasco! Criss, next time your management team asks you to help someone out, JUST SAY NO!!!!

Poster 6:21:

She has had a tough life? I'm sorry but you do realize that we are talking about Britney Spears right? She has millions of dollars, dated gorgeous men, has cars and houses out the ass, two beautiful sons and what used to be an awesome career. That's a tough life? I don't think so. But life is going to get tough now as she has just made a fucking fool of herself in front of millions and millions of people. Go home Britney and x-17 find a real star to report on please. This skank is over. YES!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!!!!

Criss Angel probably knew how bad it was gonna suck, and backed out last minute and Brit was lost. She needs to go home, be with her babies, reconcile with her mom and family and get away from Hollywood!!! I bet MTV is cringing at this because the show just sucks since that.

Wow...SO SAD. The song is really good too - I've really loved Britney since the beginning...

I'm shocked, she NAILS the VMA's every time. If she's not ready...sad thing...I'm speechless.

Am I the only one who thinks the whole show is a major failure until now? I feel bad for Britney. Where was Criss Angel? Hmm, something's weird about this. The whole show is a mess. It's all weird.

I am interested to see how MTV will hype her performance as the great comeback after it was that bad!

She will be back... later with Mr Angel..

To the person that asked what Silverman said... she just made reference to the fact that Britney was 25 and had accomplished everything she was ever going to... then she said something about Britney's kids being the cutest "mistakes" she had ever seen...

I LIKE BRIT BUT THAT PERFORMANCE WAS BAD ITS LIKE SHE WASN'T TRYING AT ALL AND WASN'T INTO THE SONG ;(

To the person that asked what Silverman said... she just made reference to the fact that Britney was 25 and had accomplished everything she was ever going to... then she said something about Britney's kids being the cutest "mistakes" she had ever seen...

My opinion, her song sucked too! So generic

wow that was sooo bad and she is fat as hell with that fat ass stomach...the bitch barley moved. She done! I expect soo much more!

rally bad performance she suck big time poor girl should staY HOME W KIDS..

I am not a Britney Fan, but I was praying for her tonight, that she would pull this off.. Sadly she looked like she was in a fog, and didnt really want to be there. and her performance showed it. this is not the same Britney that would kick ass. Her dancers had put in more effort than she did. G/F, its time to go home and get your life together,get well, then come back and kick ass.. As for Criss Angel. guess Britney was a great way of keeping your ass in the spotlight.lets see who's your next blonde you will be "helping", cause it was sure not Britney

rally bad performance she suck big time poor girl should staY HOME W KIDS..

She just wasn't ready for this. Her life is so messed up, she is messsed up, and she needs help. I think everyone just felt so bad for her. They were speechless. It was just sort of unbelievable.

whoa. the VMAs SUCK this year! everything sucks... whats going on????

Wow. Just wow.

I can't believe MTV let that happen. At this point I would consider BS incapable of having good judgment, but the MTV execs should've put the breaks on her performance during rehersals. This young woman is clearly not in a state to be performing publicly, let alone on national television. She was terrified, as well she should've been, but then to have the host of the show come out right after and publicly humiliate her was even more painful. I'm not a BS fan, but I'm sad for her tonight. That performance shouldn't have happened.

rally bad performance she suck big time poor girl should staY HOME W KIDS..

Well I haven't seen the show, but reading all the comments so far - sounds like it was really bad and it's her your damn fault that she didn't perform well. Instead of partying the night away she could have focus on her show. Obviously she doesn't gives a shit about her fans.

I agree Jen. I was going to say the same thing.

Yeah, what happened to Criss Angel???
And the mirrors?
At least she was wearing a push-up bra.
And pants and those fish-nets...gaah.

Does anyone else think the whole VMA is weird?????

I certainly hope that Criss was out with another woman. He has certainly gotten the s*** end of the stick from this publicity fiasco! Criss, next time your management team asks you to do someone a favor, JUST SAY NO!!!

I can't understand the Criss Angel thing. It made no sense. I saw nothing magical about it. Did he bail at the last minute or something?

But nothing's working with that show. Why do they cut the performances. Why don't they present the ones performing even? The whole thing is a mess. I'm expecting them to be like "It's just a joke, the real show will begin in five." But it's lasted 40 minutes now. It's just so wrong.

THE BRITARDS MUST BE CUTTING THEIR WRSIT OVER THIS.

WE HOPE SO

Just saw this skank on the VMA's .... she needs to give it up. She is a worn out has been. White trash pathetic excuse for a mom. Put a fork in her. . she is DONE ! She is NOT sexy and is talentless.

TMZ is taking a poll. 90% that she bombed. Really sad. She is done.

BRITNEY DID F-CKING AWESOME!

WOW BRIT4LIFE U ARE TRULY QUEEN OF THE RETARDS

6:35 What did the host of the show say to humiliate her? Was this Sarah S.? Or someone else?

her performance is UP at dlisted.com

she half assed it and was LAMMMMMMMME!

Keep watching she isn't finished.... She has made millions because she knows how to play all of you.

The whole show is off.. but i think people are kinda in shock... and i think the whole crowd just went yuk after the let down of the opening... i know i did... maybe it's the audience?.. and not the show?... i'm still like.. wow.. it couldn't have been that bad.. but IT WAS SO BAAAAADDDD.... Have to wonder if Kevin was there watching.... i know her parents are supposedly at his home babysitting while he's in Vegas... will be interesting to see if Britney appears with Criss Whathisname... Angel, yeah that it... If she had originally intended to, I'm sure she won't now... OMG... I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SILVERMAN SAID ABOUT HER... Unbelievable..

Keep watching she isn't finished.... She has made millions because she knows how to play all of you.

i was kind of hoping she would pull this off, but--no fucking way. she just proved she doesn't care enough to rehearse or get help--the whole show sucks, but she looked like a robot trying to dance, and it didn't work
GO HOME

Wow. Just wow.

I can't believe MTV let that happen. At this point I would consider BS incapable of having good judgment, but the MTV execs should've put the breaks on her performance during rehersals. This young woman is clearly not in a state to be performing publicly, let alone on national television. She was terrified, as well she should've been, but then to have the host of the show come out right after and publicly humiliate her was even more painful. I'm not a BS fan, but I'm sad for her tonight. That performance shouldn't have happened.

Britney Spears aimed to bring the house down when she opened the MTV Video Music Awards, but instead she just looked like a house. A little too early for the skimpy outfits, perhaps?

The former Mrs. Federline sleep-walked her way through a critical performance of her new single, "Gimme More," and camera pans to stars like Rihanna, 50 Cent and Diddy showed the crowd wasn't really feeling it. Britney herself didn't look too enthused by the ordeal ... even seeming to forget the lyrics to her own song!

And where was the much-hyped collaboration with Criss Angel? Apparently, that was a disappearing act.

Britney looked so pretty!

awwwzzzz.

6:45 Anon Please. Just give up already.

I think she looked scared to death and the audience was in complete shock as am I.

great job miss spears!

you proved yourself, like you needed.

you rocked ur sox off!

Is the whole VMA a joke?

I am soooooooooo SAD! I really wish she would have at least tried... The performance was really awful. She looked scared and unsure of herself. She also looked like she forgot some of the lyrics and some of her dance moves... she didn't even dance really. I am so sad 'cause I was hoping she would come through.

I do have to say one other thing. Sarah Silverman's remarks after britney performed were uncalled for. They were too mean. Eventhough I didn't care for Britney's performance, I was hoping she would come on stage and beat her ass.

I am soooooooooo SAD! I really wish she would have at least tried... The performance was really awful. She looked scared and unsure of herself. She also looked like she forgot some of the lyrics and some of her dance moves... she didn't even dance really. I am so sad 'cause I was hoping she would come through.

I do have to say one other thing. Sarah Silverman's remarks after britney performed were uncalled for. They were too mean. Eventhough I didn't care for Britney's performance, I was hoping she would come on stage and beat her ass.

END OF STORY----END OF CAREER----GO HOME TO YOUR KIDS LIP SYNCHING FAT ASS!

I am soooooooooo SAD! I really wish she would have at least tried... The performance was really awful. She looked scared and unsure of herself. She also looked like she forgot some of the lyrics and some of her dance moves... she didn't even dance really. I am so sad 'cause I was hoping she would come through.

I do have to say one other thing. Sarah Silverman's remarks after britney performed were uncalled for. They were too mean. Eventhough I didn't care for Britney's performance, I was hoping she would come on stage and beat her ass.

She gave me everything I could have asked for. I just can't stop laughing. Anyway for us WestCoast people you can watch it on "dlisted.com". The part where she falls on those other dancers and they can't pick her up is hillarious! She really looked out of it. How could she be so stupid. She probably could have pulled it off if she just would have stayed in her hotel and got some rest for the last few days but NOOOOO. The pig has to stay out drinkin and druggin and god only know what else all night long!....and absolutley no magic stuff. Did she piss that dude off because if he were going to be a part of her performance he had a big change of heart. WOW....it was horrible and I hope MTV doesn't cut it out for the West Coast.

It's not just this site. TMZ and Perez too. People are all feeling pretty much the same. Fans are disappointed, people feeling bad for her, and Haters saying they told u so. It's over. She needs to go home, be with her family and get some serious help.

So, if Britney thought that was good performance, I wonder what she would consider a "bad" performance. It sucked! Honestly, she can't belive she did a great job. My kids do better at dancing and lip syncing and they are 1 and 2. I like Britney and wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. BUT OMG!!!! That outfit has to go and her make-up and hair could have been better. This girl is on a downward spiral---FAST!! Everyone know it too!

She totally blew it on the mtv awards show...
She looked lost and gross......

Its Britney Bitch! I'm skinny dipping and drowning in a pool of Jagermeister at my hotel suite. Thanks MTV.

I'm wondering now, in that picture where Criss Angel was whispering to her, if he said "it's off, you're on your own" I saw nothing magical in the performance.

Seriously, the VMAs suck so bad these days. Not like they used to be, where every performance was great. And Britney blew it hardcore. She would've been better off not showing up, as has been her habit lately. So pathetic it's sad.

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS!!!! THAT WAS THE WORST. AND ALL 3 OF THE BRIT FANS SWORE UP AND DOWN SHE WAS GONNA ROCK THIS SHIT AND SHE TOTALLY BOMBED! SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE

you fools! her real performance is at the end.

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS!!!! THAT WAS THE WORST. AND ALL 3 OF THE BRIT FANS SWORE UP AND DOWN SHE WAS GONNA ROCK THIS SHIT AND SHE TOTALLY BOMBED! SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE

Of all the costumes, why a Bikini? Her flab was poking all out of that thing. When she raised her legs, OMG!! She was way too overweight for that.

Is that Dallas Austin in the pics? Are they working together?

To ano 7:01 PM: Although I'm not a fan I really wanna believe that, you know, but so far the whole thing has been a big joke.

It's over you dipshit and she bombed. Get over it!

i really really love britney, but her performance made me wanna cry...honestly
what's up with you girl ??
seems like you haven ' t got any self esteem, so unsure, desperate
you should have waited with that..but things won't be over if you don't want them to be over..
you need real friends, family helping you,and probably a trustful management, and some happy stuff in your private life..

but what makes me angry are all thes fuckin haters.
how can you be mean to somebody, who is obivously weak ????????????????

Britney was obviously unsure of herself. Anyone could see that. The fact Rhianna and her friend was laughing was enough to embarass me for Britney. Brit-Brit, give it up Kevin Federline has rubbed off on you. You are a loser! Fortunately for you, have millions of dollars from the days when you WERE good. Stick to motherhood...its obviously going to more rewarding than your music career at this point.

i really really love britney, but her performance made me wanna cry...honestly
what's up with you girl ??
seems like you haven ' t got any self esteem, so unsure, desperate
you should have waited with that..but things won't be over if you don't want them to be over..
you need real friends, family helping you,and probably a trustful management, and some happy stuff in your private life..

but what makes me angry are all thes fuckin haters.
how can you be mean to somebody, who is obivously weak ????????????????

i really really love britney, but her performance made me wanna cry...honestly
what's up with you girl ??
seems like you haven ' t got any self esteem, so unsure, desperate
you should have waited with that..but things won't be over if you don't want them to be over..
you need real friends, family helping you,and probably a trustful management, and some happy stuff in your private life..

but what makes me angry are all thes fuckin haters.
how can you be mean to somebody, who is obivously weak ????????????????

If you love her so much, realize that she needs help. PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!

Hey guys I think she's comin back at the end of the show! C'mon yo'll what about the song "Cry" what about the Criss Angel thing! I'm fuckin positive... the real perf still has to come!

She could barely move - looked like her weight was holding her back. That was a real lack-lustre performance. She even went stumbling off the stage. That was the worst performance she has ever done. Her heart wasn't in it. I'm sure she just wanted to go to the after-parties.

She could barely move - looked like her weight was holding her back. That was a real lack-lustre performance. She even went stumbling off the stage. That was the worst performance she has ever done. Her heart wasn't in it. I'm sure she just wanted to go to the after-parties.

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!! THAT WAS AWFUL! THANK YOU BRITNEY FOR DELIVERING TO US WHAT WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD...HYPED UP CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!

We've already seen the whole thing at 8:00. She is not coming back. Give it up people. It is what it is.

IF all you people hate britney so much, why do you devote so much of your time commenting on her, you obsessive weirdos....

LOVE YA BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!

Is that Dallas Austin in the pics? Are they working together?

ugh mann...im a huge britney fan..but i gotta say i was so disappointed with the whole thing..WHAT HAPPENED BRITNEY! gah..w.e ill still try n stick by her but if she dont get fixed up..i dunno

BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN. GET A LIFE BJS

ahahahahahahah no comeback from Brit the Cheetos girl. She looked drunk and she can't dance for shit! Her fans should shoot themselves in the head for supporting that fat talentless has been!

Normally I would have compassion for someone who has just fallen - HARD. But she has done SO many stupid, selfish, mean, awful things leading up to this that I just find it difficult to feel sorry for her.

ahahahahahahah no comeback from Brit the Cheetos girl. She looked drunk and she can't dance for shit! Her fans should shoot themselves in the head for supporting that fat talentless has been!

ahahahahahahah no comeback from Brit the Cheetos girl. She looked drunk and she can't dance for shit! Her fans should shoot themselves in the head for supporting that fat talentless has been!

ONCE AGAIN..CHRISTINA REIGNS SUPEREME!!!

SHE CUT BRITNEYS THROAT WHEN SHE WON BEST NEW ARTIST GRAMMY AND NOW THAT ITS THE END ..CHRISTINA STILL WINS AGAIN.

THE VMA's EFFIN SUCK!

jive records by now is beyond crapping their pants..

suckz!! One day love her, but now! nooooo! moreee!! fckin bitch!

britney, do the world a favor and please kill yourself. thanks

IM hysterical!!! she really suckz, me as a viewers im really burled! BURLADO!

ME SIENTO BURLADO POR TU CULPA FCKIN! PUTA! BRITNEY SPEARS!

At least her face looked good. That was a $7K makeup job.

suckz!! One day love her, but now! nooooo! moreee!! fckin bitch!

britney, do the world a favor and please kill yourself. thanks

IM hysterical!!! she really suckz, me as a viewers im really burled! BURLADO!

ME SIENTO BURLADO POR TU CULPA FCKIN! PUTA! BRITNEY SPEARS!

britney cant be expecting any sympathy from anyone..she didnt even try,

she should of stayed in her hotel suite resting and practicing but she didnt cos she DOESNT GIVE A SHIT BOUT THE ALBUM AND HER FANS.

she just wants their money and doesnt really want to do the work

Whats x17 gonna say now??? Thats why theres no posts about the VMAs yet hahahahaha losers

Whats x17 gonna say now??? Thats why theres no posts about the VMAs yet hahahahaha

christina walked out of that place VICTORIOUS !!

christina walked out of that place VICTORIOUS !!

SAY 69 if you think the VMA's SUCK this year

do the world a favor and please kill yourself. thanks

Whats x17 gonna say now??? Thats why theres no posts about the VMAs yet hahahahaha

69 fa sho

that was a big FU from her to the fans!

Well X17 we're waiting.

The whole VMA is a TRAINWRECK!!!

At least Justin Timberlake's damn sexxy self was shone..

7:19 LMAO!

ENABLER ALLI SHOULD'VE BEEN KEEPING HER HOME - ANY GOOD FRIEND WOULD DRAW THE LINE!!

She made a FOOL OF HERSELF TONIGHT! AND IT SERVES HER RIGHT! SHE DIDN'T MAKE SUCCESS ON HER OWN AND SHE KNOWS IT WAS A TEAM OF RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE WHO LOVED HER AND HAD HER BACK!!! SERVES HER RIGHT, FOR BUYING A HUSBAND AND WRECKING LIVES, BECAUSE OF HER STUPIDITY!! SHE NEEDS HELP T O N I G H T!! Hearing that Enabler Alli???

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!

Brit ran off stage so fast the NY Jets should have drafted her to play in todays game.

Well, what now?

Brit ran off stage so fast the NY Jets should have drafted her to play in todays game.

I just saw Britney's performance on Dlisted. She looked hung-over and she seemed to stumble a few times. Well the trainwreck keeps on giving.

she looks pregnant.

she looks pregnant.

DAMN NIGGERS! TRYING TO TAKE OVER MTV.

Gee, wonder why X17 hasn't posted anything about the catastrophe that is Britters. They have to put a good spin on it because Shitney pays them to say only nice, positive things. Hmmmmm. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes right now.

SILVERMAN: DAMN YOU for the comment about her kids!
I THINK Britney was forced to use those underwear.
She didn´t feel comfort in this. To act half-naked was probably her only chance to be welcome, so they could make fun of her.
This crowd of horny dancers must be a new musicindustry.

For real, this show is way too black for me. And I'm black.

I;LL SAY BRIT IS BETTER THAN ALICIA KEYS...

I'm not sure which was worst, Britney or Silverman. They both sucked. No one laughed as usual when Silverman was on.

Britney looked really heavy, so heavy that she couldn't even dance. She just waddled around the stage so worried about falling she didn't even move her lips.

she partyed so hard last night that at the opening show she still drunk while she perform

this is what ya'll call TRAINWRECK

Can you just see the chaos at x17 right now? There's really no way to spin this in her favor.

I'm also amused by the three little retards who keep saying she's coming back. Why would MTV allow that unless they are trying to make her look like a fool?

Not that she needs any help, but why would MTV allow this lame loser to bookend their show? I'm also curious about what the fans are gonna say when it ends and she doesn't come back on stage.

I think Criss Angel is a smarter guy than we gave him credit for and pulled out of this when he saw she was, literally, going to flop all over the stage like a pudgy fish out of the aquarium.

I HARDLY think she'll be out all night partying and celebrating her big comeback. I predict she's already on a plane heading home. Or drowning her sorrow in a gallon of vodka and a few lollies.

she partyed so hard last night that at the opening show she still drunk while she perform

she partyed so hard last night that at the opening show she still drunk while she perform

Ohmigoodness... I am so shocked. I love Brit to death and have been so excited for her "comeback" tonight but WTF! She looked upset, like something had happened right before the show! I sure hope she has a good backstory because that performance was lacking in preperation, spirit, and effort... Im speechless.... going to bed, the morning reveiws are going to be hellacious.... Lord help her... she needs it.

Hey X17....where's your positive spin write up and how great Brit was and how her career is jumpstarted???? What a disaster her performance was, a HUGE disappointment and way below all the expectations you set up.... so c'mon, show us the shit between your teeth.

Ohmigoodness... I am so shocked. I love Brit to death and have been so excited for her "comeback" tonight but WTF! She looked upset, like something had happened right before the show! I sure hope she has a good backstory because that performance was lacking in preperation, spirit, and effort... Im speechless.... going to bed, the morning reveiws are going to be hellacious.... Lord help her... she needs it.

The reviews are already starting and they are not good. The whole show sucked, but I feel bad for Britney. She needs to go home and get some real help.

SILVERMAN: DAMN YOU for the comment about her kids!
I THINK Britney was forced to use those underwear.
She didn´t feel comfort in this. To act half-naked was probably her only chance to be welcome, so they could make fun of her.
This crowd of horny dancers must be a new musicindustry. Danja:
You really wanted to make her look bad.
"...dirty dancing..."
This was planned from the beginning, when we saw her many times with fish-nets and no skirt. She was dancing.

Here is what I don't understand:

She used to rehearse, then watch video playback to make sure that from every angle she looked great and nailed it...

Based on tonight I wouldn't say she even looked at herself in a playback...OR she thinks she looked good and did good and if that is the case she needs to review EVERY SINGLE ONE of her previous VMA performances.

SO sad. I miss the Britney Spears / Larry R. combination

Can anyone say: LIP SYNC SNAFU???? (Websters definition of "snafu" - situation abnormal; all fucked up).....

did anyone else notice when she did the trust drop, that it took two attempts to get her up? Either that, or she wasn't helping and was just dead weight. That was really bad.

If I were Britney, I would leave LA and the industry for good. I have a feeling something bad is going to happen before her custody hearing.

IF all you people hate britney so much, why do you devote so much of your time commenting on her, you obsessive weirdos....

LOVE YA BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!

September 9, 2007 7:12 PM
Posted by: BJS
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Again with the same tired ass argument/question here! STFU Already!

Having said that - that was the absolute worst performance I've ever seen from a supposed A-lister! Geez, even her lame ass HOB performances were better than this! And did I see her stumble a couple of times? So sad!

I think Criss Angel bailed on her. It was nothing like they said it would be. She looked scared, disoriented, she was counting in her head, moving slowly, and extremely uncomfortable. MTV never should have let this happen.

IF all you people hate britney so much, why do you devote so much of your time commenting on her, you obsessive weirdos....

LOVE YA BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!

September 9, 2007 7:12 PM
Posted by: BJS
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Again with the same tired ass argument/question here! STFU Already!

Having said that - that was the absolute worst performance I've ever seen from a supposed A-lister! Geez, even her lame ass HOB performances were better than this! And did I see her stumble a couple of times? So sad!

Do you think she will actually show up to 'sing' her other song?
Britney wasn't even trying. I think she is at the end of her rope.

I agree second 7:50 Anon....

Im wondering the same thing! I think maybe Criss bailed on her last minute! She sure looked upset about something...

Gay Socialites has already called her a Dlister, which is funny because all the gay clubs have been playing her song. At least she has some fans left.

The joke's on us. Britney and her mum have known all along that she has zero talent. Britney just spat in our face and will laugh all the way to the bank because we made her rich for no reason.

Maybe I missed something but I didn't see any magic in her act. I don't understand why he was even involved, unless he did bail on her.

I agree second 7:50 Anon....

lets hope Criss bailed so she'll have an excuse for that performance

7:48 Anon: thank you so much for providing us the actual definition of snafu along with witty usage. you are indeed intelligent and quirky.

Maybe Chris will help her in the CRY song.

HERE COMES BRITNEY!!! DONT EVER DOUBT HER!

Someone needs to put her on a suicide watch. That was the saddest thing I've ever seen. Empty.

I was cringing before this happened, and now it's even more uncomfortable.

ITS BRITNEY, BITCH! SHE CANT DO WHAT SHE WANTS... SHE MAKES $750,000 A MONTH, MOST OF YOU DONT MAKE $7.50 AN HOUR.

*sniffle*.... so sad.... she did not even try

MTV shouldn´t have done this!
Timbaland, Danja and all black people must have loved her look like a wite trash.
Britney don´t do this anymore, please, say NO!
Stay at home, or use fullength clothes, lay law another year.
Your health is much more important.

F A T !!!

haha 8:08...that's a good one! but i'll say it again, this show was way too black and the only two white people think they're black (justin and nelly furtado)

I feel like this should be one of those commercails whatnow.com

Brits a train-wreck........so she's out partying right now....that's what a train-wreck does.

someone tell timbaland to lost some weight off his fat ass before wearing a tank top ever again.

interesting that there's no proud display of the wreck of an opening act for the vma's. our favorite trainwreck comes through once more. thanks for the constant entertainment britney!! one hell of a comeback - NOT! ready to disappear yet. oh wait, then i'd lose some of my daily entertaiment!

interesting that there's no proud display of the wreck of an opening act for the vma's. our favorite trainwreck comes through once more. thanks for the constant entertainment britney!! one hell of a comeback - NOT! ready to disappear yet. oh wait, then i'd lose some of my daily entertaiment!

I just read this in an article...

Possible Brit love interest Criss Angel, who reportedly worked so hard with the singer to prepare for the show, wasn't even in the audience by the time Britney performed. The magician lazily watched the disaster unfold from monitors on the red carpet.

so much for her doing the last song . .

To make it EVEN worse...yes it's possible...

Justin KILLED the show's closing....it was amazing

Host Sarah Silverman was rooting for Britney before the show on the red carpet.

"I'm excited to see Britney," she told the Daily News. "She always brings it. I think she'll do fine."

But Silverman didn't spare Spears in her opening monologue, saying, "She is 25 years old, and she has already accomplished everything she is going to accomplish in life."

Silverman even got in a dig at Brit's baby boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, calling them "the cutest mistakes you've ever seen."

okay im not impressed with britney right now . i was so excited to watch her open up the VMAs tonight .
i know she wasn't all there and something was up .. im a dancer & if ur mind isn't on the dance it'll show/performance . & i thought chris angel was supposed to perform with her also ?
everyone had strong hopes for britney that she was gonna come back stronger than ever but with this performance ... man something went wrong that we dunno about .

okay im not impressed with britney right now . i was so excited to watch her open up the VMAs tonight .
i know she wasn't all there and something was up .. im a dancer & if ur mind isn't on the dance it'll show/performance . & i thought chris angel was supposed to perform with her also ?
everyone had strong hopes for britney that she was gonna come back stronger than ever but with this performance ... man something went wrong that we dunno about .

Hmmmmm. This Criss Angel thing is very interesting. I wonder WTH happened!

Seriously X17, if you're still in denial after that trainwreck shit show tonight, you both deserve each other. Disgraceful.....does that cunt get paid for lip syncing? F'n disgraceful, what a hot mess. Someone had max quantities of qualudes before her performance no doubt. She needs to just hang the crotchless panties up....and bow down for good (trying not to show us what she had for lunch if at all possible). And X17, you must be sucking diesel if you think the gold dress and her in it is attractive.......HOT MESS!!!!!!!

Britney, eyes glassy, could barely keep time to the music and by the end wasn't even mouthing the words to her own song - while getting groped from behind by overmuscled male models.
Cuts to the audience revealed fellow artists rolling their eyes.
50 Cent looked like he might have just thrown up in his mouth, and Rihanna was flat-out laughing to a table guest.
MTV officials had warned the pop tart to keep it clean for the live Las Vegas broadcast. Britney was told that if she acted out before yesterday's sound check she could be eliminated from the show.
So the mom of two played it safe, taking baby steps around the stage instead of showcasing her signature dancing skills. She didn't come close to anything as scandalous as her open-mouth kiss with Madonna at the 2003 VMAs.
Britney wasn't a bad girl. At the end of the performance, she was just bad.

Seriously what happened with Criss? Her performanced sucked bad but maybe she had to pull a performance out of her ass last minute because Criss bailed on her.

Did Britney Spears' opening at the MTV VMAs save her career? No way! In my opinion, she not only didn't save her career, but she took the express slip and slide straight to being a D-lister!

What the hell was that? With all the hype about her performance, I was really looking for something spectacular ... but what we saw looked more like a very bad amateur act!

Where was the glamour? Where was the talent? Why did Britney feel the need to wear that skimpy outfit? Does she truly think she's hot? Bad enough we have to endure lip-synching with the Britster, but she couldn't even dance!

I'm one of the biggest Britney haters, but I gotta tell you I'm really disgusted with MTV for letting that happen. Nobody deserves a public humiliation like that. There's no way they couldn't see that she wasn't going to get even close to pulling off a performance.

Tonight, I feel for her. No more negative comments from me. She's had enough.

I'm one of the biggest Britney haters, but I gotta tell you I'm really disgusted with MTV for letting that happen. Nobody deserves a public humiliation like that. There's no way they couldn't see that she wasn't going to get even close to pulling off a performance.

Tonight, I feel for her. No more negative comments from me. She's had enough.

Criss was watching on the monitors from the red carpet. If he bailed, why would he even ne there?

Why wouldn't he be there? This is the place to be seen tonight.

Is that Dallas Austin with her in the pics? Are they working together?

If he pulled out last minute with helping her with the performance, why would he stick around to watch it and then maybe be confronted by her if it didn't go well? It's just odd that there was no magic. What were they rehearsing for all that time? That's what I don't understand.

Criss Angel acts like a douche, but if you really pay attention to his work, he is very serious about getting things perfect. I've seen his show more than a few times and he's intense about being prepared and killing it when it performs. I'm sure he didn't feel bad pulling out on this disaster. She's done. Completely done. And he was probably smart enough to get the hell out before she made him an even bigger joke than he already is. That'd be my guess. I could be completely wrong, but I do think they were working together. I don't think that was media bs. I think he just realized that she was going to be a disaster and said, 'No, thanks.'

This really is just awful... maybe now she could wake up and get back home to her little boys who DESPERATELY NEED THEIR MOMMY!!! The music career is DONE, but if she invests those current paychecks and pay attention to her kids, then she can make something of her life. This phase is DEFINITELY OVER!!!

This really is just awful... maybe now she could wake up and get back home to her little boys who DESPERATELY NEED THEIR MOMMY!!! The music career is DONE, but if she invests those current paychecks and pay attention to her kids, then she can make something of her life. This phase is DEFINITELY OVER!!!

X17 so can you tell was if after all those late nights in hotel rooms with Criss Angel this is what was accomplished? She spent all night in hotels with him for THAT!!! LMAO!

WE

TOLD

YOU

SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to see her doing that walk and pretending that she is a big star! She actually looks like a mentally impaired bag woman, doesn't she ever look in the mirror? Breasts hanging down onto her protuding stomach, scraggily hair, and bad complexion. It's a shame that real musicians won't perform at the VMA's anymore but it's their own fault.

Britneys fans and sights like X17 are responsible for this, always making excuses for her for everything she does, and blaming her Mom & Dad, Kevin, her manager, her assistants, the paparazzi and all of us who have pointed out how selfish and how delusional her actions are.
Now her fans are blaming her new manager, MTV, & Criss Angel for this performance.
They have told her to not listen to anyone, when everyone else could tell that she needs a doctor, therapist, trainer, nutritionist.
She has all the money in the world to seek help & work through her issues, but she is just a selfish (maybe mentally ill, maybe alcoholic, maybe depressed, maybe ?????????)ego maniac at this point.
Maybe this performance disaster and her fans finally being disappointed, will get her attention & she might look for help. Maybe she needs to get out of the music business and move elsewhere & find out who she really is & what really matters, her kids, and what life should be all about, not just shopping, eating, partying. But if she keeps going thinking she can do no wrong, she is in for a huge fall.

I love to see her doing that walk and pretending that she is a big star! She actually looks like a mentally impaired bag woman, doesn't she ever look in the mirror? Breasts hanging down onto her protuding stomach, scraggily hair, and bad complexion. It's a shame that real musicians won't perform at the VMA's anymore but it's their own fault.

Britneys fans and sights like X17 are responsible for this, always making excuses for her for everything she does, and blaming her Mom & Dad, Kevin, her manager, her assistants, the paparazzi and all of us who have pointed out how selfish and how delusional her actions are.
Now her fans are blaming her new manager, MTV, & Criss Angel for this performance.
They have told her to not listen to anyone, when everyone else could tell that she needs a doctor, therapist, trainer, nutritionist.
She has all the money in the world to seek help & work through her issues, but she is just a selfish (maybe mentally ill, maybe alcoholic, maybe depressed, maybe ?????????)ego maniac at this point.
Maybe this performance disaster and her fans finally being disappointed, will get her attention & she might look for help. Maybe she needs to get out of the music business and move elsewhere & find out who she really is & what really matters, her kids, and what life should be all about, not just shopping, eating, partying. But if she keeps going thinking she can do no wrong, she is in for a huge fall.

Are you kidding me? You like that? On her?

It's so baggy but still reveals the cheeto-filled belly, makes her legs look stumpy and awful. (try some pantyhose, really, they can help)

And that top. Seriously, didn't anyone tell her how bad taht looks?

Her boobs are almost to her waist, which for someone under 30, is an achievement. I don't care if you breastfed or let it all hang out. Gravity is now your enemy.

Not to mention the bagginess to the side. As if to emphasize how non-perky they are these days.

Seriously, this is more suited for a vacuum cleaner than for a high profile moment like this.

Are you kidding me? You like that? On her?

It's so baggy but still reveals the cheeto-filled belly, makes her legs look stumpy and awful. (try some pantyhose, really, they can help)

And that top. Seriously, didn't anyone tell her how bad taht looks?

Her boobs are almost to her waist, which for someone under 30, is an achievement. I don't care if you breastfed or let it all hang out. Gravity is now your enemy.

Not to mention the bagginess to the side. As if to emphasize how non-perky they are these days.

Seriously, this is more suited for a vacuum cleaner than for a high profile moment like this.

SHE IS THE QUEEN OF POP FOREVER!!!! get over bashing her! lol jokes on you

SHE IS THE QUEEN OF POP FOREVER!!!! get over bashing her! lol jokes on you

britney you left me on the bed again. this time it shows.

What don't you just stop kissing her ass? X17, you are making fools of yourselves. She never looked worse - I would be embarassed to appear in public looking like THIS. Eeeeww!

SHE IS THE QUEEN OF POP FOREVER!!!! get over bashing her! lol jokes on you

September 10, 2007 1:18 AM
Posted by: bridget
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LMFAO, Bridget is an idiot!

she looks awful...end of story! one less fan for her!

she looks awful...end of story! one less fan for her!

Um, I am 40 and have FOUR children and my boobs don't look like that. Ewwwwwwwww!!! ..and I'm talking without a bra. I can't believe that at her young age she is all fat and saggy like that. Blech. She should have canceled last night. Sarah Silvermand is a crass and gross NON funny freak and her diahrrea jokes were offensive and non-funny. How embarrasing for the classy people who had to endure that mess.

Two fatties, no waiting. GROSS to both. Going out the night before to relieve the stress of knowing that she was going to suck the next. And not Criss Angel. Glad to see he wised up before it was too late, and made himself disappear!

HIT THE SPA. BOTH OF YOU!! Nice to see ol' Pea Head though.