Britney Loves Watching A White Wedding

How about spending some time with the two children that she abandoned?

britney is so hot i want to lift her shirt up and suck on her big tits and pull her shorts down and ram my cock in to her asshole and pussey and blow my hot cum in her mouth so she can give jason a kiss with my sperm still on her breath

moo

She forgot to suck in her beer belly for these set of pictures.

She has no interest in that dude.
He is just cover to make her dad happy.
He is completely not her type.

She already married a guy named Jason why marry another one?

@4:20,4:22 psychocunt

of course every woman who is watching another getting married wants to get married, at least during the moment.

Jason is HOT!

Jason is HOT!

He's too thin. If he gained weight, being cut like he is, he would look good. Right now it looks like he would snap in bed with her.

britney looks so cute & sweet in these, like her old self.

who knows, maybe she really is into this jason guy? But then again, maybe she's being 'forced' into it, which would be sad.

(and he IS scary looking!?!)

I'm just glad to see her genuinely smiling finally :)

btw, I sure wish people in the comment section would lighten up a bit. your 1-liners and put downs are so 2007.

Oh, so you want us to make new insults! Cool!

The caged cow is banging the hired help because no other man will touch her! And sorry, your britarded attempts at insults aren't gonna scare anyone away.

btw, shove it!

Anonymous - 4:14
"How about spending some time with the two children she abandoned."

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How about spending some time doing your homework before leaving such a stupid comment.

It's called SPLIT custody like the other GAZILLION separated parents in the world. The kids are obviously with their father this week and she's in Maui.

Big F'ing Deal. Try the "bad mom" card again.

6:18 you're so funny! Caged cow! omg! lol! where do you come up with these! And britarded is like so awesome! omg! lol! I could just sit here and read your comments all day! and I looove the shove it line! omg! lol!

you're obviously one of the 'retards' back from 2007 that's been attacking the 'britards' every single time there's a britney post. After three years, what, are you like 15 now?

I'm crossing my fingers for you that there's another britney post coming tonight so you can scan through all the pics, read all the comments, and spend half your night fighting the britards of the world!

Because as we all know, all the haters waste their entire life talking about britney on gossip sites! like omg!

its funny to read how people think hes anorexic and shes fat (like the two extremes) they look like everyday normal people to me == id love to see the love handles on the people on here ;)

BRITNEY HAS A GOOD SUPPORT GROUP AROUND HER. THANK THE LORD. HER PARENTS OR BOYFRIEND DO NOT MAKE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES BY TALKING TO THE MEDIA OR TRASH MAGAZINES. SHE'S NEVER BEEN IN JAIL OR HAD A DUI. HER FATHER STEPPED IN AND TOOK CONTROL OF THE MATTER, REMOVING THE RATS THAT WERE AROUND FOR HER MONEY.REMEMBER HER LOSER EX HUSBAND, LOW LIFE AGENT AND THE GREASY PAP. SO STOP BASHING HER, SHE NOT PARIS HILTON OR LINDSAY LOAN!

LOOK HOW HAPPY ''''
I AM YALL ///

IM SOOOO IN LOVE WITH JASON

i mean it look how happy she is

she looks good in these shots and especially that 2nd pic!!! wtf is with him though??? are they really doing each other??? icky poo. run britney!!!

Britney's leaked schedule:

1:00 pm wake up

1:00 - 1:30 smoke half a pack of cigs while texting Jason non stop as he's probably banging his assistant er busy working.

1:30 - 2:30 pm fine ding on Taco Bell, or other fast food. If she's feeling guilty she'll double up on ex lax.

2:30 googles herself and has brett read all of the comments to her.

3:00 calls x 17 tells them what time she'lll be out so they can come take her picture.

3:05 asks the maid if her kids are alive for the day.

3:15 picks out her too tight and unflattering outfit for the day. Smokes rest of pack.

3:20 bodyguards do panties check for the day. gruesome.

3:30 HIts up starbucks for a venti frap - hold the whipped creme - she's on a diet.

4:00 back home texting Jason to bring her back some fast food and threatens to fire him if he does not comply.

They look SO happy!I can feel the hapiness in their faces.
Btw,she looks like a tranny,man's leg and manly old face.
I guess that in her case,having money doesn't bring happiness...she's miserable.And he looks miserable too.What a fake and paid relationship can cause to two people...you can see they're faking this relationship.
Poor Jason,stuck with an insane woman and still having to obbey her greedy daddy.

Servant and slave.
Humans are so stupid and cheep therefore they deserve what they get

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Jason may be HAWT in his swimming trunks, but Shitney isn't...she looks thick, beefy and dull-witted. I doubt he's that interested in her...other than her money and the notoriety. She's still an unwashed, trailer-trash frump. Some things never change.

that time line thing is not funny at all.
I like how you copy & paste it in every britney section. b-o-r-i-n-g.

I wouldnt say thick and beefy, just a big boned girl. Chicks all over the planet have bodies like hers. whats the big deal? oh yeah, I guess any (flaw) when it comes to britney is magnified times 10. silly me. some things never change.

its so funny how we all sit behind our computer screens 'thinking' we know everything just by looking at pictures of celebs on gossip sites. The sad thing is, we really don't!

Ewwwww! Stinkfish! We do not like stinkfish and he looks like he has tinymeat, too. He is homosexual, no?

He's hawt! I'd hit it

She's still nasty

I'd eat it

I'd better NOT find out you are playing farmville when we could be planning our wedding. I will NOT be pleased, Peter

Her flaws get magnified because her career is based on her image. She has no talent to back it up. Famous for being famous just like Parasite. They cannot judge her non existent singing, dancing, or songwriting.

I'll give you that, 7:57. She can't sing at all. She's just an image

Jason looks kinda gay right there

Look at Gaga who is ugly as sin but nobody cares because she has the talent deflect from her looks. =)

Good point. I have been friends w/Edwin McCain for years. He's is incredibly talented but has never really made it big. He told me one time, "let's face it, I don't look like Jewel", meaning that he doesn't have good looks. Despite his incredible talent, he's never broken through. I do suggest everyone listen to his music, though!

I wonder: THERE IS ENOUGH SHITTING-PAPER INVLVED HERE?

Calf beater

Britney is HOT!!

Poor delusional britard @ 6:36. Trapped in trying to relive a tween past that's long since gone. Thinking that they magically know every poster on an anon site. Believing that they can turn this into a some sort of ridiculous fan site and has the ability to drive people who don't agree away. Sad britard that defends a mentally deficient idiot that cannot be left alone with her own kids or by herself, because everyone knows she make a beeline to bad choices and bad people. Sad britard, you don't know shit and you're not driving anyone away. You can go cry over your failures now.

You know this dumb bitch is itching to go back 2 Scam Lutfi & Mr. Milky Bowl of Soup.

actually, no, 9:18. You missed the whole point. Here YOU are spending yet another evening writing, talking and thinking about BRITNEY SPEARS. It seems the haters are the majority on here saturating themselves with britney, britney, britney.

If anyone's a "britard", it's you, my dear. She's got you tangled in her web. How much time a day do you actually devote to Britney Spears?

I can't stand Mariah Carey. But guess what? I don't spend an OUNCE of my time looking at her pics online, reading up on her, or f'ing WRITING about her. And I sure don't spend my evenings online fighting with Mariah fans convincing them why I hate her.

Find something more positive to spend your time on... or something you actually like! (cough-cough) Or is it simply that you like Britney deep down?

get a clue. joke's on you. Don't stay up too late tonight reading about Britney, lil' hater! Don't worry, there will be many more pics and stories this week for you to read about her! Stay tuned...

2 posts, asshole britard and now this one. But enjoy defending your fellow retard tonight, as there are many others here to fight your futile fight against. A fight you will never win. Have a good night crying your idiot head off that you don't run this blog. I'm outta here, but I know you won't be, loser.

thank u Jason for making our queen happy.

Jizzball is playing me now!

Much more news this week? I gather she'll be releasing another autotuned monstosity this week? The gall of this woman to release music she has no artistic development in and tag along severely airbrushed images that do not match reality.

I HEART BRITNEY!

Forbes Celebrity 100 - 2010
#6 Britney Spears
Power Rank - 6
Pay $64.0 mil

Yeah, she's SUCH a "has been". After 10 years, she's still pulling top numbers.

And who's all these millions of people buying her last album???

Who are all these millions of people attending her last tour with a total gross in sales of $131.8 million?

Wow, there really must be millions and millions of "britards" on this planet.

The longer she's successful, the more you hate her.

Slutney is the poster girl for mentally defective, fat-assed, failed mommies like 9:46.

@10:19- 10:24 where are your Tony B posts you cocksucking whore? Don't you want to make me famous anymore?

10:25 -

actually, I'm a 32-year-old gay guy. I'm an attorney here in LA. Was on the cover of Men's Health magazine last year. Not fat. Not a "mommy". And by no means, a failure or mentally defective. You're delusional with regards to who's on the other end of the keyboard!

I would bang that cow with someone else's dick.

August 29, 2010 10:33 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

10:25 -

actually, I'm a 32-year-old gay guy. I'm an attorney here in LA. Was on the cover of Men's Health magazine last year. Not fat. Not a "mommy". And by no means, a failure or mentally defective. You're delusional with regards to who's on the other end of the keyboard!

^psychocunt

Psychocunt who's your dead daddy?

I will be back.

what it boils down to is people just being way too judgmental when it comes to Britney. lighten up people!

@10:48 a broke, insane old hag living on daddy welfare.

"people just being way too judgmental"

That is YOUR JUDGMENT you ignorant slut!

Well that cow has already been mutilated. We’re going to Kauai.

Britney's leaked schedule:

3:05 asks the maid if her kids are alive for the day.

K-fed's maid because he has full custody. She's just the crazy lady that uses them as props for pictures.

Yeah,yeah,all women want is a wedding.Got any more boring stereotypes?
And standing on a balcony=not taking care of your kids.By some sort of alien logic.

moo

@6:20 Alone, and bitter from divorce.

Jason looks maorexia. He looks gross ,and she is thinking about her wedding. He is not Hot.

LEGEND!

BOVINE!

♥ ♥ ♥ A day with Britney is like a day without your children, you sanity and a good bit of your hair ♥ ♥ ♥

How can she smile when she doesn't care about her children?

★ ★ ★A day without Britney is like a day without sunshine★ ★ ★

★ ★ ★ALOHA BRITNEY!!

You look so pretty! Hope you and Jason are having a blast on your vacation!

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Countin’
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Twister on the floor
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1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin’

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Livin’ in sin is the new thing
Are – you in
I am countin’!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin’ meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
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Or three….
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3 years ago Jason looked like a tubby man in his late 30s, now he looks like a 60 year old manorexic