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Britney Ranks "The Top 75 Bulls#!t Britney Spears Stories" Of 2009
Posted on Mon Dec 21, 2009 09:30 AM PDT

Britney Spears is one of the most talked about stars in the world, so it's no surprise there'd be a lot of bulls#!t flung around about her!
The people at BritneySpears.com have debunked the "The Top 75 Bulls#!t Britney Spears Stories" written in 2009 and you'll never guess what blonde trainwreck ends up in the top four!
4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her
Courtney's been known to rant and rave on her Facebook (most recently about daughter Frances Bean), but she really went above and beyond last November when she claimed Britney's dad had molested her!
She wrote:
- "britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."
3. Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching
Australia was up in arms over the idea Brit was charging upwards of $2,000 for a lip-synched performance, but what really got their knickers in a twist was (allegedly) how bad it was! Britney says this rumor is bunk... but what do you think?
2. Ex Manager Says Britney's Not Ready
Just before Britney embarked on her Circus world tour, an Ex-Manager came out of the woodwork to say Britney was not ready for the spotlight, but she certainly proved him wrong with sold-out shows and a professional performance!
And the number one BS Britney story of the year was...
1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar
The star was supposedly going to introduce her family to Bollywood star Sandip Soparrkar and start a long distance romance, but we all know her boyfriend lives a bit closer to home!
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Britney Meets Marines Who Made Hold It Against Me Lip-Sync Video - Jun 26, 2011
Britney Spears Debuts Killer "I Wanna Go" Music Video - Jun 22, 2011




























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''no execuses she has the mentality of a child and easily taken advantage of. sam is a psychopathic manipulative leech who has four restraining orders against him.
Shame on all those people who bought tickets and went to her concert!She should not be supported with our money. She should pack her bags and leave the business for a long time.
they didn't teach her how to deal with her own life outside of work. that's why she's running around going to hotel to hotel. all they did was medicate her and put her back on the road.
she needs lots of extensive therapy outside of hollywood. she needs to be humbled and deal with her obvious addiction and mental issues. none of that is possible as long as she's in la and has enablers like sam around.
''no execuses she has the mentality of a child and easily taken advantage of. sam is a psychopathic manipulative leech who has four restraining orders against him.
Shame on all those people who bought tickets and went to her concert!She should not be supported with our money. She should pack her bags and leave the business for a long time.
they didn't teach her how to deal with her own life outside of work. that's why she's running around going to hotel to hotel. all they did was medicate her and put her back on the road.
she needs lots of extensive therapy outside of hollywood. she needs to be humbled and deal with her obvious addiction and mental issues. none of that is possible as long as she's in la and has enablers like sam around.
Seriously, when will her family and fans realize shes NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD ?? Will it take her death to open your eyes ?? Just curious because you can see in her CRAZY ASS EYES shes NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
That's really sad. Why did she want kids anyways? She doesn't take care of them. She has people taking care of her. I mean WTF?
That's really sad. Why did she want kids anyways? She doesn't take care of them. She has people taking care of her. I mean WTF?
9;40 to them she's $$$$$$$$$$ & normal britney., is their price hog '
Nice pokies
brtney is crazy but i love her
The crazy cow is happy she gets to show off her nipples and new, hanging boobs. She thinks she has power over men that way. haha
She dosnt give a shit when She is risking someones life..
She dosnt give a shit if She put a persons life into misery..
She dosnt give a shit when causing a stable Person becoming unstable, Thanks Britney!
Stockholm this summer Britney, remember? She said, "I might stay in Sweden it depends on if its safe"(???) Are We a little bit paranoid?
What She did give a shit about was the commercial intrests, and selling tickets to overprices so She wourld be able to buy lights for this Christmas as well..
Smart to start this rumor-site today! But the truth has a bad habit to show up at last..
...No matter what....
Why does she always have headlights?
Leave Fatney Alone!!!!
Just tok a shower.
11;15 no sane person will ever come out & truly idolize this mental case 'an less they are mental case them selfs '
keep loving her lets see how , that make's you look '''
go ahead tell all your friends at your job ,. if you have one tell them ''you idolize her and lets see what happens '
she fat slobbb
the manikin brain
im gladd she is NYC ppl on the 101 are safe now
lol
By mixing truth with lies they try to hide what is obvious to everybody.
He did it , izz my effortless guezz.
For the reazon of ending of csp or c she is just to big for that , she keep it quiet .
Love :)
Isnt it the rule in reptalian families that fathers fack their daughters?
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She will pull that card if csp wont end soon, I guezz.
On the other hand Jamie did good job separating her from parasites when she was so weak.
Good job Jamie!
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Rings.
The photo ranks as one of the best of the year. Perfectly defined nipples; delicious.
♥ OMG LOOK @ her hand !!!♥ Queen B & J are gettin married !!!♥ her body is so hot she's gonna look fierce gettin married !!!♥I betcha they get a baby girl like no right away or any thing lol like they gotta have boy girl alone time is all♥yay !!! ♥Love ya !!!
ah hahaha like she's so not marrying him
that nip needs sucking
no she her meds first BUB JOB cusse those are zaggy mom tittys
udders
blah blah blah blah blah blah idiots
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841 ur drunk sleep it off
funny shit
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#1 BS Story. Britney Spears is an intelligent, classy, talented performer who is also a good mother to her two sons. She can always be counted upon to display her good judgment, impeccable fashion sense, and great personal hygiene. She is just an excellent roll model in every way.
Britney Spears concert in Perth, Western Australia was SHIT!!! Seriously it was so bad and I LOVE Britney. She has lost her spark. NO interaction with the crowd and she was very stiff. If her management is using she moves around to much to acutally sing that is BULLSHIT cause she was hardly moving!!!
Clean yr body in@out.
56. Britney's biography increases squirrel meat sales??????
moo
''no execuses she has the mentality of a child and easily taken advantage of. sam is a psychopathic manipulative leech who has four restraining orders against him.
Shame on all those people who bought tickets and went to her concert!She should not be supported with our money. She should pack her bags and leave the business for a long time.
they didn't teach her how to deal with her own life outside of work. that's why she's running around going to hotel to hotel. all they did was medicate her and put her back on the road.
she needs lots of extensive therapy outside of hollywood. she needs to be humbled and deal with her obvious addiction and mental issues. none of that is possible as long as she's in la and has enablers like sam around.
1021 dumbass dickhead
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That was a awsome bath and shower to get the sweat off.
That was a awsome bath and shower 4 jackinoff.
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So her official website pretty much confirmed that she is dating Jason.
How's that extended c-ship working for ya? Hahahahahahahahaha!
He’s older, more mature, works in the industry and has known her for years. He might help her settle down. Older men can have a calming effect on young women; assuming they’re not overgrown adolescents, which I don’t think he is.
I wonder who is taking pleasure in the c-ship being extended? Oh yeah, the asshole who has been thriving on other people’s misery for years. What a sad commentary on his life.
No more crazeness in the future ,I guess. Stay focused and be nice.Kindly clean yr body in&out, thanks.
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Glad to hear you're working on taming your craziness Sunny/Sunnie. Probably a good thing. In the meantime, carry on with your obsession.
Well, one story does ring true....She wears her clothes too damn tight. I see her outfits sometimes and think, OUCH! That's got to hurt!
Who posted 10:10? i didnt post that.whoooo are u?
take your meds baby you don't sound good
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
She should pack her bags and leave the business for a long time.
they didn't teach her how to deal with her own life outside of work. that's why she's running around going to hotel to hotel. all they did was medicate her and put her back on the road.
she needs lots of extensive therapy outside of hollywood. she needs to be humbled and deal with her obvious addiction and mental issues. none of that is possible as long as she's in la and has enablers like sam around.
How's that extended c-ship working for ya? Hahahahahahahahaha!
#1 bestest Story. Britney Spears is an intelligent, classy, talented performer who is also a good mother to her two sons. She can always be counted upon to display her good judgment, impeccable fashion sense, and great personal hygiene. She is just an excellent roll model in every way.