Britney Reads Letterman's Top Ten List...In A Bikini!

Soooooo classy. Someone put this skank out of our misery.

THE TOP TEN USTU BE FUN MAN LETTERMAN IS OLD AND STUPID '''''''''NOW MORE THAN EVER]]]]]]]]]]]
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD IDEA ON BRITNEYS CAMP THEY MUST THINK SHE'S CLOWN '''
[[I CAN'T BELIVE SHE'S THAT STUPID [[NOT ]]]TO KNOW HER LIFE IS ALREADY COMEDY DON'T PISS ON YOUR OWN NAME ANY MORE MAN THIS GIRL REALLY IS FAR GONNE AWAY FROM REALITY ''' IS LIKE SHE S CLOWN ''SAD DEAL

THE TOP TEN USTU BE FUN MAN LETTERMAN IS OLD AND STUPID '''''''''NOW MORE THAN EVER]]]]]]]]]]]
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD IDEA ON BRITNEYS CAMP THEY MUST THINK SHE'S CLOWN '''
[[I CAN'T BELIVE SHE'S THAT STUPID [[NOT ]]]TO KNOW HER LIFE IS ALREADY COMEDY DON'T PISS ON YOUR OWN NAME ANY MORE MAN THIS GIRL REALLY IS FAR GONNE AWAY FROM REALITY ''' IS LIKE SHE S CLOWN ''SAD DEAL

I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BONE BRITNEY AND RELEASE MY SPERM IN HER JUST ONCE

I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BONE BRITNEY AND RELEASE MY SPERM IN HER JUST ONCE

For all future hater comments on this thread:

Put on a tiny bikini and make an appearance on TV in front of millions of viewers. Let the world see how "hawt" you are. Now, go ahead and make all of your nasty comments on how fat, ugly, FAS, beef curtains (what is that anyway?), line backer neck, etc. blah blah blah.

It was so funny and she's hot so who cares?If lady gaga or someone else showed up in a bikini and did that ever1 would be like"OMG she's so cool 4 doin that bla bla bla".I love her for doing that!!!Cheers britney<3333

if your gonna TRY 2 sell me the sex symbol sell pitch PLEASE stand up LIKE TRUE WOMAN LIKE YOU DID AT THE POOL 2 DAYS AGO
DON'T JUST SIT THERE COVERING THOSE TIRES ON YOUR STOMACH
2ND

IF YOUR GONNA TAKE THE SARCASTIC COMEDY ROUTE ON LETTERMAN OF ALL FUCKING PLACES HAVE THE BALLS TO GET THE RECORD STRAIGHT AND GO ALL OUT WITH DAVE DUKE IT OUT ON THE REAL SARCASTIC COMEDY WAY BASIS ]]] MAYBE THEN YOU CAN WIN PEOPLES HEARTS BY SHOWING YOU HAVE THE HEART STILL]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
THIS IDEA WAS THE WORSE IVE SEEN COMIMG FROM TEAM SPEARS IN WHILE

ALL SHE DID WAS ALLOWING THE SHIT TO GET EVEN DEEPER AS SHE DIVES INTO IT EVEN MORE ????

NOW I AM IMPRESS ON LATTERMANS STUPIDITY

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE ]]]]]]]]
DAVE P-LEASE RETIRED AND SAVE THOSE JOKES 4 THE NURSING HOME

OBLIVIOUS DELUSIONAL AND DISTASTEFUL '''''' THAT IS WHAT I CALL THAT WHOLE EPISODE
FINE STAY ON FANTASSY LAND

whats wrong with bikini??? even my grandma wears bikini..sometimes shes topless!! dont be too innocent now a days!

SHE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT A JOKE SHE IS! HONEY BRITNEY, THE WORLD ISN'T LAUGHING WITH YOU LOVE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!!

if your gonna TRY 2 sell me the sex symbol sell pitch PLEASE stand up LIKE TRUE WOMAN LIKE YOU DID AT THE POOL 2 DAYS AGO
DON'T JUST SIT THERE COVERING THOSE TIRES ON YOUR STOMACH
2ND

IF YOUR GONNA TAKE THE SARCASTIC COMEDY ROUTE ON LETTERMAN OF ALL FUCKING PLACES HAVE THE BALLS TO GET THE RECORD STRAIGHT AND GO ALL OUT WITH DAVE DUKE IT OUT ON THE REAL SARCASTIC COMEDY WAY BASIS ]]] MAYBE THEN YOU CAN WIN PEOPLES HEARTS BY SHOWING YOU HAVE THE HEART STILL]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
THIS IDEA WAS THE WORSE IVE SEEN COMIMG FROM TEAM SPEARS IN WHILE

ALL SHE DID WAS ALLOWING THE SHIT TO GET EVEN DEEPER AS SHE DIVES INTO IT EVEN MORE ????

NOW I AM IMPRESS ON LATTERMANS STUPIDITY

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE ]]]]]]]]
DAVE P-LEASE RETIRED AND SAVE THOSE JOKES 4 THE NURSING HOME

OBLIVIOUS DELUSIONAL AND DISTASTEFUL '''''' THAT IS WHAT I CALL THAT WHOLE EPISODE
FINE STAY ON FANTASSY LAND

SHE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT A JOKE SHE IS! HONEY BRITNEY, THE WORLD ISN'T LAUGHING WITH YOU LOVE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!!

im angel! i agree with you most white people are wearing bikini's in the beach they even topless what i really hate is those grandma's still wearing bikini sometimes even topless they are not ashamed! they are too old for bikini but britney?? shes only 27 why she cant wear bikini??? its not a crime..

if your gonna TRY 2 sell me the sex symbol sell pitch PLEASE stand up LIKE TRUE WOMAN LIKE YOU DID AT THE POOL 2 DAYS AGO
DON'T JUST SIT THERE COVERING THOSE TIRES ON YOUR STOMACH
2ND

IF YOUR GONNA TAKE THE SARCASTIC COMEDY ROUTE ON LETTERMAN OF ALL FUCKING PLACES HAVE THE BALLS TO GET THE RECORD STRAIGHT AND GO ALL OUT WITH DAVE DUKE IT OUT ON THE REAL SARCASTIC COMEDY WAY BASIS ]]] MAYBE THEN YOU CAN WIN PEOPLES HEARTS BY SHOWING YOU HAVE THE HEART STILL]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
THIS IDEA WAS THE WORSE IVE SEEN COMIMG FROM TEAM SPEARS IN WHILE

ALL SHE DID WAS ALLOWING THE SHIT TO GET EVEN DEEPER AS SHE DIVES INTO IT EVEN MORE ????

NOW I AM IMPRESS ON LATTERMANS STUPIDITY

THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE ]]]]]]]]
DAVE P-LEASE RETIRED AND SAVE THOSE JOKES 4 THE NURSING HOME

OBLIVIOUS DELUSIONAL AND DISTASTEFUL '''''' THAT IS WHAT I CALL THAT WHOLE EPISODE
FINE STAY ON FANTASSY LAND

8;16 YOU COME ACROSS LIKE VICTIM

SHE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT A JOKE SHE IS! HONEY BRITNEY, THE WORLD ISN'T LAUGHING WITH YOU LOVE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!!

7:48 and 7:55 now you can collect your check for your comments. And STOP USING THE STUPID OVERUSED TOTALLY OVER AND MEANINGLESS WORD "HATER." Just because you don't like the criticism, or because it affects your paycheck, doesn't make it hate. Stop trying to mind control everyone for your own agenda.

It was funny how she was positioning herself not to look fat to bad it didn't work.It also explains why she wanted her photos taken by the pool the last few days but it looks like she didn't read any comments or she would have never wore a bikini.Britney they can't photoshop tv you don't look like your Candies Ad!!!!!!!

I can bet that you are the FAT one. EFF you very much.

She was pathetic. Someone at her level doesn't have to do the bikini thing and yet she still does it. God, women can be so stupid. Change the game, especially when you have success and influence. It didn't even make sense she was in a bikini, nor was it funny. Besides that she looked heavily body airbrushed etc.

Britney looks more VMAs Gimme More than her Candies Ad.

QUIT TRYING 2 SELLL WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE DARLING MAN GET WELL SOON

God she should just keep her mouth closed. When will daddy realize that ?? And she should ALWAYS wear sunglasses to cover up those FAS eyes. They are SCARY. And she is FAT. Sorry but the rest of Hollywood is half her size. Cover up already. Enough of the "look at me I'm not crazy no more" photo shoots. Why dosent she talk ?? Whats up with the cue cards for EVERYTHING she does ?? Sorry, no matter how hard you try and convince us. Mentally Retarded women ARE NOT SEXY !

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

Bet she doesn't even know who our President is.

TWO WORDS: THUNDER THIGHS

thats not showing your body are you retarded ???
or are you pretending to be

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke

acording to larry rudolph this is the biggest come back ever

THUNDER THIGHS !!

7;44 & 7;45 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A REAL GUY WITH THEIR SHIT TOGETHER WANTS TO STICK HE'S DICK INTO A VICTIM KNOWING SHE'S NOT ALL THERE ??
DO YOU THINK SOME ONE WITH BRAIN AND CLASS WANTS TO BECOME SERIOUS JOKE NEXT TO HER ?????

GET WELL SOON

she has big thighs cuz she has a nice ass unlike yall pancake ass hahahahahahaha

9;40 this is to you the big O LOOK ''''''THAT WAS before 2 kids and all the papz going CRAZZY ON THAT PUSSY '''''' not any more her ass is no longer what it ustu be
IF YOU WERE FAN OF HER ASS
[[LIKE I WAS ]]]]

Britney looks great!!
What do YOU like in a bikini???
Right... I thought so!

The Britards are angry today. Their Queen has embarrased herself yet again, and sane people are calling her out for it. Yes, Britards, it's true. Your Queen continues to be the joke of the entertainment industry. The end of her fifteen minutes is rapidly approaching. It won't be pretty for either the Britards or Twitney herself. I've got my popcorn ready. This is going to be a great show.

so surprised daddy let her do that, at some point in the game, maybe she will want to be taken seriously?? it's sad really.

Sorry, Britney, couldn't you have at least fixed the skank hair? And you need to lose 20 more before you wear that bikini on national television! You are done and 80% of America wishes that you would just go away!

W H Y
What was up with thise exaggerated poses? She isnt even ripped. Not even above average. Why did she do this skit???

Do some sit ups. And get a push up bra. Those boobs are practically hanging out from under your armpits. Push them together. And put on some more clothes.

Oh LOL, I think this skit is actually making fun of Paris Hilton. Remember when she sat by a pool in her bathing suit and did the if I were president thing.

yeah right

yeah right

yeah right [nice come back there miss i got my braing back //////

Britney is just stupid - - too stupid to know she is the butt of everyone's jokes, too stupid to know she looks horrible in a bikini and too stupid to know that her kid has rotten teeth. BTW, my granny has better teets than she does!

11:49 - I doubt that is true but if it is, Britney has no right making fun of anyone - - - she is the F-ck up.

Dont know why she needed to wear the bikini but she went on for a laugh and it's good she's not got a boring personality.

she's the most artificial shallow face america has ever seen ''is like not only embarrassing to have to tell you but really sad ''this whole vive is JUST LIL 2 MUCH 4 MY GUTTS JUST LIL 2 MUCH

she's the most artificial shallow face america has ever seen ''is like not only embarrassing to have to tell you but really sad ''this whole vive is JUST LIL 2 MUCH 4 MY GUTTS JUST LIL 2 MUCH

Happy forth birthday,Preston!
Happy third birthday,Jayden!

FAR OUT

Piss on Letterman and his tired old ass!
gap toothed piece of dogshit

HE COULD OF SAVE THE DAY BY SAYING NOT ON MY SHOW AND TELL THAT CRAZZY CLOWN TO PUT SOME CLOSE ON THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY

DAVID TRULY SUCKZZZ NEVER AGAIN IDIOT
IM DONE WATCHING YOUR GARBAGE

she is disgusting, stop cpoying paris , hers was better than urs and stop embrassing ur kids and act like a mother., she looks trashy and she should be ashame of herself for going on tv like that. have she heard about clothes and carring ur self with respect.

lynn and jamie think they are the best parents ever '''
[I CAN SEE THAT ON THIS ILLUSTRATION ]]]]]]
MAN ........
IF THEY INN DEED ARE HELPING HER A S PARENTS
[[[[ THIS EPISODE SPEAK VOLUMES ON THEIR BEHALF ]]

lynn and jamie think they are the best parents ever '''
[I CAN SEE THAT ON THIS ILLUSTRATION ]]]]]]
MAN ........
IF THEY INN DEED ARE HELPING HER A S PARENTS
[[[[ THIS EPISODE SPEAK VOLUMES ON THEIR BEHALF ]]

lynn and jamie think they are the best parents ever '''
[I CAN SEE THAT ON THIS ILLUSTRATION ]]]]]]
MAN ........
IF THEY INN DEED ARE HELPING HER A S PARENTS
[[[[ THIS EPISODE SPEAK VOLUMES ON THEIR BEHALF ]]

You're out of your minds--she looks fine and is definitely doable. You'd have to be a homo or some stupid uptight bitch to say otherwise. As to your other overdone and retarded comments, she just did this as some promotion for her latest job, douchebags. Your putting way too much into your hate for this chick--she's harmless--there are other celebrities who are far worse. You sound like a bunch of mental cases.

She looks like a 40 something y/o stripper, desperatly trying to be 19 again. She looks way older than her years, yet sounds like an annoying little girl. She has aged so much. I
used to like her back in the day when she was young and fresh, but now she is
just a deserate hag.

I love how she is stitting to disguise
those short, chunky legs. You're no Heidi Klum, bitch, so cover that up.

miss fatty rolls

Not her best venture...better luck next time :/

Yea, 9:54 a.m., like the convergence of classical *********** and quantum mechanics...too bad only one shall have all of this BS now. He really loves BS more than anything.

What a twat. If Brittney ever wants to be taken seriously again she needs to grow up, put some clothes on and act like a professional (in addition to appropriate mother for her two sons). The t and a crap is getting old--only teenage boys are getting this. Apparently her handlers think that the only way she can get in the news is by having her stut her frumpy butt in a bikini. Just goes to show you she has zero talent and singing skills.

Bottom 4:03 p.m., you must be in LA where they turn back time; that was quick thinking but is logically accounted for when you understand the science of Penny Lane.

I was the last guy to fuuck the mental retarded!!! She liked sucking my cock & swallowing my jizz too. Who wants my sloppy second????

She looks amazing, go Brit!

She misses my baby batter!!!

she's fat joke

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke

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When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke

In response to her manager saying this is the biggest comeback in history then why are they giving away tickets to her new york shows when it's only days away! 2nd time around people don't want to spend that kind of money to see the same lip sink show. Then to go on david Letterman with a bikini reading the top ten(which of course had to be pre recorded. Beyonce, christina and the rest of the industry must have had a good laugh! She looked like a fool! Her handlers must think us americans are sooo stupid! Feel sorry for her! when they make their money from her they will send her off andd let her crash and burn like they did last time!

She was super funny. I loved it. Brit looked fab and fit. A+++++ for Britney.

Flat, flabby, and fuct in the head! No way could she have done it live like so many others do. She's just too stupid!

What a joke. She came across cheesy and like another stupid Jessica Simpson. And sorry, the girl is built like a linebacker- not sexy at all.

Well yall r commenttin so the publicity stunt obviously worked. And yes... she is fat... dont lie now!

She can't sing, can't dance. She a no talent mental case tramp who takes off her clothes for $$$MONEY$$$. The kids love her b/c their mommy & daddy run their lives just like BS!!!

She can't sing, can't dance. She a no talent mental case tramp who takes off her clothes for $$$MONEY$$$. The kids love her b/c their mommy & daddy run their lives just like BS!!!

that was not the least bit entertaining

This was sooooo funny. Those big azz thighs, and that manly neck. She'd make a great linebacker. The sad part is she honestly believes she is sexy. Someone should tell her. HaHa, maybe not.

Mental fuckwit bleached her kids hair white w brown splotches then used a razor to shave it off to try n hide it. FAIL!!! She went on TV wearing a bikini looking FATTER and more RAGGED than the 2007 VMA. EPIC FAIL!!! Crazy whore's ready for a RITALIN binge!!!!!! Hope she OD’s really soon.

she's a white trash whore entertaining white trash baby whores and fagboys.

Biatch's snatch tats peeking out of her bikini bottom makes her look like a wooly beast in need of a wax. Nobody does stupid, stanky, skank the way she does. She's the queen of sluts.

thats true statement

thats true statement

president? um Paris already did it on funny or die ages ago.
Just like Shitney to try and follow madonna, paris and anyone else with a original idea.
Awkward, Sad and Pathetic...not a good idea to be in a bikini when she's past her prime and she now remind people of tainted dirty cheetos, ashtray smells, Kfed and a million other guys jizz and 5150's.
No wonder her agent ran at the thought of getting hitched to her. Shes like a left over that should be trashed but for some reason she is desperate for attention and wont quit? why can't she just retire and raise her kids? i guess it's funny seeing her try to be sexy and fail i guess all she has is her face and body and they aren't all that and a bag of chips. She should try to get a clue. Poor girl

I dont understand why she keeps humiliating herself the way she does. WHY ??????? Because all I can say about that is My God..... WTF ?????

Her sexy girl days are over. She's pathethic.

Hot. Love her accent.

The dumb hick without a brain accent?

Hated it.

dyes and shaves her babies hair! she looked like an ass on Letterman! Now what the managers will do is begin to have her mock herself and try to make it all look so cute! Try to hide the facr that she is truly crazy and as soon as the reins are released she will screw up again and fire her manager for the 3rd time! Seems like he's the one who lets her fall and then comes in at last second to swoop her up! It's all for money . Does not give a shit about her.

B.S.: Paaaawww! I have uh jeeigsaaw puuuzil an I can't fiigir it owwt!

J.S: Long pause



B.S.: Paaaaawww!!!...

J.S.: WUUUT!!! (Dang itall, spilled mah beer!)

J.S.: (Dang idjit dawder, shut yer pie hole!)

J.S.: Wutzit sposed ta bee winnits duun?

B.S.: Thar's uh Tigger on da box! Can ya heyelp me ouudt?

J.S.: Much longer pause.

J.S.: (Shiiiiooottt!!!) Britnaaay,...put da dang ol Frosted Flakes back in da box!

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

When will she & her handlers realize that people don't book her for appearances because she is a great super star, they book her for RATINGS because let's be truthful, she is a joke.

drug fried brain, lost kids, cship, lipping songs, prerecording tv pr too stupid to talk live

The stupid ho really wants to do porn.
Huge neck, back, shoulders, calves, waist, ears, bald spots on her head, wigs, lopsided tits, nose job, phony puffed up lips = ugly plastic person.....and dumb to boot.
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