Britney Shines!

BALD.

I like her with the dark hair.

dark hair

EMEMBER THE FAKE CHARITY AUCTION?

The one where X17 faked an auction for an autographed Shitney CD. The one where X17 made a bunch of fake new accounts to run the bidding up. The one where all the high bidders who had real ebay accounts rescinded their bids the last day of the auction. The one where the winner had no feedback in an auction that stated it required positive feedback to bid.

Yeah, that auction.

NO ONE EVER PAID FOR THE CD. IT WAS NEVER RE-LISTED. IT WAS A SHAM!!!!

How dirty would you feel using UNICEF (an international organization supporting children) to create a fake auction for publicity?

I usually like her better as a blonde butt she looks great here. I see she adding some light brown highlights in her air, she should wear it down more often.

She is so nasty yukkkkkkkkk

You forgot BALD.

ICK, SHE LOOKS CROSSED EYED AND HOPPED UP ON SOMETHING.

i'll tell ya how i like her:

medium-rare with A-sauce.
baked potato with everything on it.

blond blond i prefer blond i love you britney you are the best

I like my Britney MENTALLY STABLE! Remember when she didn't proudly steal, seemed to love her music and performing. Remeber when she had life in her eyes. That is the Britney I love. But at this point I'd just be happy to see her be a mom to the children she had...

Where'd ya catch up with her at, 4Seasons?

shiny as in greasy

brunette

I never noticed how weird her eyes are. They're so far apart.

Who cares...she needs to worry about her kids and not her hair!!!!

We love you Britney, your the best screw up and you did it all by yourself, no editing, mixing or CGI. We're proud of our girl Brit.

Can she do anything for her skanky acne? Pimple city....... nasty!

Damn, she looks rough in these pics.

Brunette. I liked her hair during her honeymoon (brown with blonde highlights)

dark hair or blond hair you mean black wig or blond wig she looks like shit no matter what

HEY Britney you big FUCK UP . Why so happy , you have nothing to be happy about. I bet your kids don't even miss you !!

BLONDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg, it doesn't matter, she always looks great (black ,blond and even bald) ^^. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Britney, Queen of Pop.

x17 is pathetic as is Shitney

omg, it doesn't matter, she always looks great (dark ,blond and even bald) ^^. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Britney, Queen of Pop.

By the look in her eyes, I smell another head shave right around the corner. Especially the second pic, reminds me of the look she had when she came out after the first shaving "incident".

Drugged out neglectful parent who doesn't even care she lost her babes.

Looks like her assistant is doing the blow now too!

What's with the assistant, she's got the permasmile. When she first hired on she looked sad and scared, now she just can't seem to quit smiling.

The only thing I see shinning is her face. Greasy, oily, nasty skin. Go HOME, wash yourself.

I prefer her as not being pimped by X17 constantly - you guys are pathetic...i am sure she must pay your salary.

First of all she's NOT my Britney.
Second..She looks like shit no matter
what color her hair is. But if I had to chose definitely the PINK..She's got that trashy look down pretty good.

Ewwwwwwwwww she is SO UGLY!
I have always been repulsed by her ugly eyes. They are too far apart and she is cock eyed, so ugly and repulsive. Anyone who finds her attractive needs serious help asap

If by shiny you mean coated with a layer of grease then I will say I like my Britney freshly bathed but I am often dissapointed.

What the fuck is up with her forehead?? Has it always been that big?

I HOPE SANTA LEAVES HER A BIG BOX OF MR. BUBBLE UNDER THE OL' CHRISTMAS TREE THS YEAR.


-- just keepn' it fake.

She looks better RIGHT NOW with brown hair... she messes with her hair too much. What's left of it will fry off and never grow! She'll be stuck with weaves and wigs her whole life.

Blonde looked better on her when her hair was real. When it's brown you don't notice the bad weave work as much. Oh and the dark suits her life better. Keep dark for a while Britney...let it breathe, grow, and get healthy!!

Poor thing.

Her forehead is getting bigger everyday, but that's what happen when you bleach, dye and weave it all the time.

she shines alright FROM GREASE

Sorry, but she looks awful. Her face is so darn greasy. Yuck.

I especially like the blonde spot on the back of her head where she missed with the dye.

instead of taking pix of thiefney sitting in her car (woah so excited) u shud go take some pix of christina aguilera, her baby is almost due and because of that she is way more interesting to look at then thiefney (well she always is actually)

I didn't think Britney could go a whole day without her papzmear.

I like the highlights, but I prefer blonde with her brown eyes, as you had it after the video-shoot.
Don't ever use drugs anymore!!!

That big forhead and red cheeks come from all the coke she is doing at the time of the photo.
Plus taking it up the ass.

Is this what we non fans are suppose to be jealous of?

I think she is being influenced by the assistant/friend. Doesn't the assistant/friend have some big blonde blob on the side of her head?

Her skin looks like crap and so does her hair. Lets see some shots of her nasty dirty stained hands.

3:38 second, yes.

Wonderful, the one time anyone has any influence on her, it's the hired help.

the funny/sad reality is:

night after night she's out, but she has ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE TO REALLY GO TO.

She looks high. More so than usual.

X17 must be sarcastic here. She looks horrible, as always. Nasty looking skin. Hair is a mess -- look at the streaks in it -- this was a terrible dye job.

And her forehead is frigging HUGE. I thought she had the kids on Sunday? She never seems to stay at home the night before she has the kids, so you know she is tired and hung-over when she gets them the next day.

I can't believe how old and haggared she looks. My mom is 42 and she looks younger than Britney. Britney has wrikles under her eyes already.

That really does look like a receding hairline.

That "assistant" looks like an mexican illegal alien drug dealer. How very convenient for Shitney.

Ron Mexico,
I'm glad you told. I wondered how it went. But I wrote that I didn't believe it.

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks Britney for not doing astral.
Thanks Britney for having improved your language.
no IMPROVEMENT no LIGHT...
Love :)

LMAO she looks like somebody bitch slapped her. Wish it had been me.

Of course X17 is being sarcastic. The caption always has a pun for the hun.

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so , so stinking dead shit .
No Thanks!
Love :)

Every drugdealer must love her as she has so much money.

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ღGOD PROTECTS YOU...... ღ
ღGOD ILLUMINATES YOU.......... ღ
ღGOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............ ღ
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ღPEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE........ ღ

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ღGOD BLESS..... ღ
ღGOD PROTECTS YOU...... ღ
ღGOD ILLUMINATES YOU.......... ღ
ღGOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............ ღ
ღAND MUCH WISDOM............................... ღ
ღGOD BE WITH YOU.......................................... ღ
ღMUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ღ
ღPEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE........ ღ

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My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love :)

Can I ever come to this site and not see this dog? Ugh.

Can I ever come to this site and not see this dog? Ugh.

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Why is that woman with her so damn happy?

I think she looks best BALD! hehehehe

She ALWAYS looks much better with brown hair. The blonde looks horrible. Sorry.

You could fry a chicken in that hair.

i love britney!
honestly i think she's looking hotter everyday, slowly... But hey atleast she's inproving! I love her. she so sweet, i met her once! nice girl! and i eevery person who talked shit about her on here is just so DAMN PERFECT! right? ha.. there probably fat ugly blonde whores.

i love britney!
honestly i think she's looking hotter everyday, slowly... But hey atleast she's inproving! I love her. she so sweet, i met her once! nice girl! and bet* eevery person who talked shit about her on here is just so DAMN PERFECT! right? ha.. there probably fat ugly blonde whores.

She looks sooooooooooooo bad. And wasted.

Just because someone doesn't like Britney or her umm, music doesn't make them a whore. What do you have against blondes? 4:01

face, much better but hair, much holly crap. go back to blond bitch. oohh and ARGENTINA A_R_G_E_N_T_I_N_A_ loves you brit.

4:01 Compared to Britney, yes, I'm damn near perfect. Most people would be compared to her.

I perfer Britney to come for a week-end to discuss issues with hair and anything else. Who are you?

4:00 "You could fry a chicken in that hair"

THAT WAS H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S !!!!!!!!!

blonde is definitely better!! 100x!

Two drugged dumbass twats in a $200K car. What a joke.

X17 Exclusive! Britney's Back At The Four Seasons

Saturday December 15th, After bening denied access to the Four Seasons on the previous night. One might think Britney would be put off by the unfriendly Four Seasons. But like clock work, the pop princess returns to your favorite Hotel.

OMG go watch this video. She's talking in a British accesnt. I guess those rumors were true. What a freakin idiot.

Has her forehead always resembled a landing strip for 747 jets? WTF. Is it because she used to wear bangs or is her hairline in fact receding.

FUGLY, FUGLY, FUGLY. ZITS GALORE. GREASY FACE WITH CRAPPY MAKEUP JOB, VERY BAD LIP JOB. DID I MENTION FUGLY?

she looks absolutely awful

I think her eyes stand out more as a brunette, but if she doesn't stop dyeing and weaving her hair she'll become permanently bald soon.

I don't think her forehead has ever been this big, it keeps growing at a fast pace.

Click on x17video new site up top. In the video she's talking like a Brit to the paps. She sounds ridiculous, and then she speeds off. She is off her rocker.

Her hair is naturally dark like her Mom's, so she looks better with it. Same with her sister Jamie lynne's hair. The dark roots show their true hair color, which is dark brown.
She has ruined what little hair she actually has AGAIN. Why not just grow it out the natural color and be done with it. She is going balder by the day.
Plumping up her lips seems to have left her with a moustache. Why can't she just stop messing with her looks ??? She use to be so pretty, once upon a time. She's just getting older and older and ruining whatever looks she now has left. It really is sad.

Britney is not a natural blonde, she looks fake as a blond, brown eyes and blond hair don't go together very well.
But she looks like shit with the dark hair too. She is just plain ugly all round.

Here's link to a picture of Britney January 2007


x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_new_year_same_routine_for_britney.php

I was so happy we rented 3 movies so we do not have to worry about Britney but you need to rent one hundred movies not to worry about anything except your mortegages and credit card debts. While you are making nasty things about her you cable is being turned off. Oh, I forgot, you steal your cable.

The Britney I like is the one that said to Diane Sawyer having children would be "the ultimite, it would really make her Happy it would make her life so complete" "when nothing else matter's but her family they become your life'

Yes, that is the Britney I really like... She was so confident before she met K-fed. (not that it was Kevin that brought her to this UGLY insecure place, only she is responsible) But like it or not back then Britney could perform well, very well, she could dance and even once had a decent singing voice, NO, she is no mariah or whitney, but she could sing, before she ruined her voice. Before she gave up on her image. I like the britney who gave a crap about her appearance , her music and her fans.

How I wish she would stay out of the spot light and REINVENT herself, like Madonna and other stars have done.

LMAO 4:22 so lovely.

It's sad that Shitney inherited her Mom's huge DUMBO ears. It's even sadder that BOTH her son's inherited them too. Bad genes through and through.

could she be any more gross

4:15.....
The paps don't even realize she is talkin in a British accent. She reminds me of Madonna with that shit. I heard she does it all the time. What a nutcase she is.

"Britney Shines" says X17.

With a HUGE bald forehead like that, who wouldn't !!
Looks like a freakin' LIGHTBULB !!!

4:23 What the fuck are you talking about?

4:23 is just another wacko. Welcome to X17 fruitcake.

I'd like my Britney bald and locked up in an insane asylum so we would never have to look at her or here about here again.

She's going for the wetback look, just like her new flunky. They will be heading for the border soon.

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Where is this video of her talking with an accent?

Contrary to you, X17, thinking she "shines," quite the opposite, as is very obvious.

Britney looks as bad as usual; i.e., fat, all broken out; shitty looking hair weaves, and worst of all, not a mother to her children and mentally unbalanced in general.

X17, you're not only blind but hard up for stories.

4:38
click up top where it says New Site x17video, Scroll down to the first one of Britney. I think it's like Britney back at the Four Seasons. She's talking to the paparazzi in a British Accent.

She is really ugly, she always was really, he just had good airbrushing make up artists and people tweaking her looks all he time.

I think X17 is being sarcastic and stating the obvious.

Go here and you can see screen caps from the unedited Piece of me.

www. britneyboards.org/showthread.php?p=379159

Britney Loves:
Fridays
Coke
Crack
Smoking Coke
Too many cigs
Pussy
Sweaty tits
Coke
Coke
Coke
Lesbian Porn
Strippers
Rum & Coke
Potatoe Salad
Gas Fumes
Coke
Smoking Meth
Tequila Enemas
Girls Crotch
Coke
Lesbians
Control over Women
Britney

In the 3rd picture she has the same face she did when she went crazy with the umbrella. That crazy, fucked up, pyscho look.

Everyday is Friday for Britney.

more like monkey shines

I just saw the video. A phony English accent. What an idiot. She's unraveling. It won't be long.

What is a hulava drug?

Sam seems to be laying low or hiding out.

5:06 Hiding out is more likely.

meth heads don't like coke, and coke heads don't like meth.. the two do NOT mix nicely, and you don't feel good doing one if the other is in your system.. Britney can only really LOVE one of them then, even if she were to partake in the other on occassion. My bet is meth.. but not heavily, she isn't skeletal, so she can't be using daily.

According to splashnewsonline, Britney returned to 4Seasons last night.

"Britney Spears– shunned from the Four Seasons Hotel? I can’t say that I am surprised, really– except for Britney’s tenacity, maybe. After she was rejected, Splash caught her trying to get in the back way instead! She was quickly spotted by a staff member who told us that “She will be out soon as they are not going to let her back in.”

He was right. Five minutes later, Brit exited and headed back up to her home in the Hollywood Hills. Denied!"

Disagree & Agree 5:12.
Meth addicts tend to shy away from coke because coke "slows" the surge of meth. But, for sheer party bumbs, nothing bets coke.
We used to use coke before meth and call it "warming up". We would start the day with a very small line of meth to get moving for about 4 hours. Take a nap, then eat, then several lines of coke to get dressed, do our hair, talk on the phone. then meth to move really move

Denied again. Too funny. How many times is she going to make a complete ass of herself before she just gives it up? Is that where the pictures above were from? Outside the hotel last night?

Wondering if her scabby face is from fried chicken or crystal meth? Sure hope it's the chicken! She is a lost sole!

Where did she find this new friend.... drug deal alley?

You had to do coke to get dressed, do your hair and talk on the phone? And a line of meth to get moving for about four hours. How did you function before you discovered their magic?

Britney Spears: "Why Can't I Smoke if I Want To?"

Britney Spears doesn't understand when she's not allowed to do something she wants to. According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears pissed off diners at the Four Seasons Hotel when she puffed away in the restaurant, ignoring the outraged glares. A manager ordered Brit to put out her cigarette immediately which caused her to whine:

"Other places let me smoke, and I come here all the time – so why can’t I smoke if I want to?"

The manager retorted:

"Because it’s against the law!"

Brit was said to be angry as hell at that response and stormed upstairs to her suite.

Maybe this is why Brit-Brit is banned from the Four Seasons now! Why can't they all just understand that Britney is above the law?? Poor Britney!

Gabby Babble

Spears Barred From Four Seasons Hotel

Looks like the star treatment is finally over for Britney Spears!

The struggling pop tart has been barred from favourite haunt, the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Rumour has it that the staff of the infamous hotel have grown tired of the constant drama surrounding Brits, and decided to put a stop to it all by banning her from the premises.

Last night, Spears was “denied” entrance to the underground carpark, and was told repeatedly that she was “not authorized to come in here.” Needless to say, Britney was a little shocked at being shunned like that, and made the announcement of a “party at her house” as she turned around and left the complex.

Starlicious

anyone got any naked pics of leann rimes?

i want to look at her cunt lips close up

i want to see the moisture inside of it when she spreads her cunt lips

Crack bulged eyes in the 2nd pic!

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Guess the 4 Seasons finally got tired of catering to her whinny ass. Hey man don't they know this is Britney Spears?

Go away, Britney, if you read this!

britney spears is starting to look like oj simpson

britney looks fatter than the nutty professor

I don't see O J Simpson, but she is beginning to resemble Amy Winehouse. ALOT.

Attention Britney Spears Fans, You MUST Read This!

Dear Fans of Britney Spears,

It has come to my attention some of you are concerned with my perceptions and viewpoints on your beloved pop star.

Apparently you live in a world where being a poor role model, an irresponsible and thoroughly distant mother, a manufactured and engineered pop product, who has made an art form of neglecting both her family AND fans, is an archetype of admirability.

I have hurt you with my unkind and unflattering depictions of Ms. Spears, and I am sorry. I see now that I have deeply wounded you with my scathing and unfiltered observations of the once cute, demure and seemingly-sweet young woman we now must observe on an almost daily basis in various states of mental unfitness. It must be very painful to see the object of your affection have her shiny and well-polished veneer decay and unravel before your eyes, revealing a rather slovenly, unkempt and clearly mentally insane core within.

I have been intentionally cruel by not sugar-coating the truth, and instead laying out Britney’s issues so starkly and bald-faced that only an idiot would miss the obvious reality of the situation. I am ashamed of myself. If I had any consideration for your feelings I would never have mentioned her negligent and dangerous parenting skills, her poor hygiene, her frequent and habitual drug abuse, her careless driving habits or her ceaseless and unending need for attention by the paparazzi.

Now, while you may be tempted to foist the blame on me and those who share my need to help Britney see the error of her ways, it would be fruitless to do so. Like the mother who must scold her child for behaving badly, it is with nurturing love that I point out Britney’s new and creative ways of displaying her limited intellect.

While I feel a sense of internal guilt for my harsh adherence to the facts of this sad tale, it is you, uncritical fans, who are the real villains. Rather than administering the tough love Britney so desperately needs and is practically begging for, your unquestioning defense of this human swamp gas is in fact enabling her descent into the abyss. So, instead of intervening and stopping the madness before it becomes completely unmanageable, you continue to directly and unswervingly contribute to her eventual and ultimate downfall.

In your quest for someone to blame for Britney’s problems, since clearly the fault is not her own, allow me to save your the effort. Walk directly to the closest mirror, stick out your finger and look closely. YOU, are the problem.

I understand you may be tempted to thank me profusely, and most likely, you are overcome with the need to repay me for this insightful analysis, but please - don’t. Helping you see the error of your ways is payment enough. Now go, go forth and do good. Be a dumbass no more. Do it for Britney, do it for the children. Above all, do it for Baby Jesus.

You’re welcome.

GlossLip

Now, while you may be tempted to foist the blame on me and those who share my need to help Britney see the error of her ways, it would be fruitless to do so. Like the mother who must scold her child for behaving badly, it is with nurturing love that I point out Britney’s new and creative ways of displaying her limited intellect.

While I feel a sense of internal guilt for my harsh adherence to the facts of this sad tale, it is you, uncritical fans, who are the real villains. Rather than administering the tough love Britney so desperately needs and is practically begging for, your unquestioning defense of this human swamp gas is in fact enabling her descent into the abyss. So, instead of intervening and stopping the madness before it becomes completely unmanageable, you continue to directly and unswervingly contribute to her eventual and ultimate downfall.

In your quest for someone to blame for Britney’s problems, since clearly the fault is not her own, allow me to save your the effort. Walk directly to the closest mirror, stick out your finger and look closely. YOU, are the problem.

I understand you may be tempted to thank me profusely, and most likely, you are overcome with the need to repay me for this insightful analysis, but please - don’t. Helping you see the error of your ways is payment enough. Now go, go forth and do good. Be a dumbass no more. Do it for Britney, do it for the children. Above all, do it for Baby Jesus.

You’re welcome.

GlossLip

Change your clothes girl. And take a shower.

spread your cunt lips next time you show us your vagina while getting out of the car britney

just to say my opinion... i don't think her head is put on another's body. She surely can dance, most of all indoors with her people and doing it the times they needed. Besides, if they can put her head in another's body 'cause someone else is hotter... well.... i guess it's just stupid because they can make brit look hotter, and of course they did, not because she's not, but because it is always done.

i have to admit something... we lovers can be something of addicted, but at least we are addicted to someone we want to encourage, and not to someone we want to hate. That is just a small equation about being a better person.

It's so easy to say that she has the weapons to put everything togheter, and she may have them. But you say it from your desktop having lived your life. She lived her hole life sorrounded by this, and she now may have problems which is not as easy to solve as using the weapons. She is not somebody else puting togheter her life, she is HER puting togheter her life, she has a background you know?

And by the way... we can be addicted, but i don't consider myself as stupid or fantard... haters always put us all in the same bag. There are stupid or obsesed fans who think she's perfect just like there's people everywhere like that.

The thing is that i accept what you say, and if you look at the forum, i've said many bad things too, but it's just about the way you say it and the mean you give it. Not just liking or pretending to be rude, rebeld, beyond everything, a know-it-all, so arrogant, and pushing someone else to be what you say you surely could be what you could do, the way you would do things, but to have deep good feelings for the girl, and appretiating every well given step, and feeling bad with the wrong things but being comprensive and understanding that she ISN'T PERFECT and she may have problems

Let's continue with the joy DDDDDDDDDDDD

I have been intentionally cruel by not sugar-coating the truth, and instead laying out Britney’s issues so starkly and bald-faced that only an idiot would miss the obvious reality of the situation. I am ashamed of myself. If I had any consideration for your feelings I would never have mentioned her negligent and dangerous parenting skills, her poor hygiene, her frequent and habitual drug abuse, her careless driving habits or her ceaseless and unending need for attention by the paparazzi.

Above was by GlossLip

did someone drop a pizza on britneys face in pic number 3?

I want to poke Brit. right now.
I called the 4S's and they hung up on me. Does anyone know where she is going tonight?

she forgot to wipe the guys cum off her face after that last facial she had

She will be at the Do Drop Inn Motel Tonight.

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$29.99 a night
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She's starting to look like a clown. And I hope Santa brings your girl some new clothes under her tree...she has her tree, right?? The boys might be expecting a tree if they come over...since they won't be at the 4 Seasons!!!

YOU DIDNT CATCH UP WITH HER. ALL THESE LAST PICS WERE TAKEN 2-3 DAYS AGO ALL ON THE SAME DAY!!

She needs to ask Santa for some hair. Bitch is bald.

Did someone bitch slap her or is she trying to cover up the zits with blush?

yay maria!

who's that monkey ridin shotgun?

brown is better. her blonde looks like trailer trash.

Tom Cruise should have married britney instead of KT the robot.

that woulda been hella funny.

Kaplan subpoenaed the Four Seasons about the night she went there after she was soooooooooo sick with the bullshit anxiety excuse.

She doesn't look "sweet." She looks like Insane Clown Posse.

The whole package looks like trash, blonde, brunette, pink or bald.

R.I.P. Dan Fogelberg

Sunday, December 16

Dear friends,

Dan left us this morning at 6:00am . He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side. His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him.

YEA THE DARK HAIR,AND THE UNWASHED GREASY FACE REALLY SHOWS ALL HER METH SORES.

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All the hotels are keeping their fingers crossed that Shitney doesn't choose THEM next. Wonder which will be the unlucky hotel. Hope they put cameras in her room. HA! I know that's taboo but that would sure be cool.

I personally know her new assistant. She is a good girl who Britney will find will be a good influence on her and maybe help her get through these rough times. She needs a lot of guidance and everybody needs to stop hounding her. You all fail to realize that she is a human being and she got her heart broken by a ruthless asshole. What do women do when they get sleezed on by a jerk like that? She probably feels like crap after all those years of everyone telling her that Kevin was a dog. She didn't listen and stood by her man and her basically slapped her in the face, trapped her with two kids and now wants her money. Don't forget about that. Britney will bounce back and realize what she is doing. When she wants to straighten up, she will do it on her own terms.

7:18 Oh, puh-leeeeeese. She asked for every shitty thing coming her way. Don't be so naive.
P.S. She will NOT straighten up on her own because she thinks she's fine.

That third picture, the one where she looks like she's on insanity's doorstep, shows how her bite is changing. Her teeth don't fit together like they should. It's like her entire skull is morphing into some hideous monster.

The real questions is...

HOW does her weave get greasy?

She is FAR to egocentric & self-absorbed to realize what she's doing. She's still a child and a SPOILED one at that. She needs a swift kick in the ass (and that'll probably come from the court system) and she needs to grow the fuck up. Those kids deserve a decent parent not someone who cares SO GODDAMN LITTLE about them that she can't drag her sorry ass to court. And the pap excuse is SO lame it makes me want to fly to her house & slap her.

She absolutely disgusts me. And, it's not because she looks like she crawled out of a dumpster either.

I just saw these same pics in the galleries at britneyexperts. The good thing is you can zoom in and make them screen size. Yuk, Big Mistake. Her assistant's face is as bad or worse than hers. Zit city and covered with lotsa pink blush. They both look like two skanky sluts. They have also been to Rite Aid to get hair streaking kits and streaked each others hair blonde. There is no way this Mexican Ho will make anything better for Brit. She is filthy and obviously on crack too. She probably just wanted a greencard. Pics don't lie. True scum. Both of them.

Dan Fogelberg is dead and we get this trash! No better than TMZ

Her face is grotesque. Her complexion is ghastly. Soon she will look like the guy in Mask. She's an elephant woman in the making.

Wow.

Your girl Shitney looks truly hagged. I take it y'all at X-17 write your BS material as satire.

At least, I hope y'all do.

justin's missile just posted. you've been missed!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey, justina, there's a sale on peater pan this weekend...chunky and creamy - your choice, love.

She looks really OLD and haggard... I also feel like I could land small planes on her HUGE fivehead :)

Stay Home you WHORE!

Fuck off Kitty Kitty. She text messaged Kevin saying she wanted a divorce. She broke up another man's marriage when his wife was 7 months pregnant. Save you fuckin whining for someone who gives a shit. She has more skeletons in her closet than anyone on this blog. Don't give me that victim shit. She creates victims. She is NOT one. Kevin is the only salvation those two boys have right now because their mom is a crack addicted alcoholic raving lunatic. Rough times, my ass. The only one having rough times are those two boys who have been abandoned by their crackwhore mother who doesn't care enough to fight for them.

Ahhhhhhhh she's so freaking cute!
She looks gorgeous and has this sprakle in her eyes. Glad to see her smiling:)

You go Brit! Keep on rocking!

5:28 No Smoking
She is so completely clueless. And every once in awhile, when she captures a clue, she's too big of a spoiled BRAT to comply.

BTW, the Piece Of Me video clip rocks!!

OFFICIAL Piece Of Me download day is at the 2.1.2008! Don't forget to buy it off iTunes at this date!

texting while driving...

Kitty Kat This piece of trash DID NOT fight for her kids..I dont care if she had caught K-FED having sex with another chick. Many of us have been through bad divorces ..so she can just get in F-ing line.
You want to make excuses for her that's
your perogitive..but the majority of us
think she's a disgusting mess.

All I have to say to you mother fuckers is FUCKING MEOW,MEOW!!!!!And it Kitty-Kat, not Kitty-Kitty you fucking retard!! Get it right or get LICKED!!!

Trapped with two kids?? Well she certainly fixed that didn't she Kitty Kitty?

7:31 You're right. I just saw her pics at britneyexperts and zoomed in - BIG mistake. Her complexion is HORRIFIC and those pink cheeks are a result of too much cheap blush.

" OUR GIRL " ???????? SORRY X-17 I'M NOT ON HER PAYROLL LILE YOU ARE SO SURE ISN'T "MY GIRL " SHE'S JUST A TRAINWRECK I CAN'T STOP WATCHING UNTIL THE COLLISION....... BY THE WAY LOOKS LIKE BETTY DAVIS OF " BABY JANE " FAME DID HER MAKEUP FOR THE NIGHT OUT .........

You have to hand it to Britney. She sure knows how to get rid of her mistakes. All two of them.

7:46 Yeh, right. I'll be there. NOT!!! By the time 2.1.2008 rolls around that stupid video will be forgotten.

what a skank...should we start a pool to pick which day she completely cracks??

5:04--The line "cocaine is a helluva drug" is from the Dave Chappelle show, I think.
Meaning, it's a hell-of-a-drug.

I bet everyone on here is a super model!

I bet you're a tweenie

Shitney looks like a pile of dog shit.

Hey, Brit-Brit:
Not only are you losing all the hair on your head; if you keep druggin' it up (which you will) you'll be losing your TEETH, too! You'll be a bald, toothless, zit-faced skank!! Something to look forward to.

Shitneys ugly as hell.

8:04 Haters are.....
Well, compared to girlfriend we ALL look pretty damn good! Ding dang, y'all!!

You should tell Britney to "Go Home" and start being a Mom! She acting like a dope.

Shitneys a huge drug dealer and a drug abuser.

Shitneys a stupid crack whore.

X17 pays her!!!

8:02, that might mean January 2, 2008, if it's a European poster??
But ain't none of us buying NOTHING of this woman's!!!

Shitneys mentally stupid inside her big fat damaged brain.

...yawn! I wonder what hotel she'll be getting turned away from tonight??
Well, MY 2 little ones are sleeping away...so sad she doesn't care what her 2 precious ones are doing. SHE'S SICKENING!

UGLY WHORE WITH NO TALENT!
KILL YOURSELF BITCH!

8:40 Oh, Andy, sometimes your posts are so stupid that they make me laugh out loud.

Shitneys retarded as usual.

Shitney belongs inside a mental hospital where shitney needs to be locked up in.

kitty kat is right
most of you are a bunch of worthless haters that have nothing better to do but to post your obnoxious opinions (for lack of a better word)
her PRODUCER CALLED HER A BEAUTIFUL PROFESSIONAL.
he is right and he would know. what do you haters know.

Shitney looks like a fat cow.

she did not get denied access to the Four Seasons- she was told she was not authorized to get in the the particular parking area. She is welcome there and the Four Seasons stated that. Why don't you dumb ass haters read the news reports instead of believing all the rumors.

what is justina's glad going to do if they only use one isp per poster, he will be sooooooooooooo busted considering most 1/2 of these posts maybe more is him/her. Pathetic

Shitney should go die in hell.

She would look OK if she remembered to use 2 bottles of die to cover up the blonde! Its all messy and streaky, but I don't know what else I expected.

who is justina? is that the assistant's name????????

I am curious so still some celebrities and rich people feel lonely.
I found them on a millionaire&celeb dating site called"C e l e b M i n g l e.c o m"last night.

Shitneys a stupid ho slut.

I honestly don't mean this to be disrespectful to anyone but can someone tell me who Dan Fogelberg is? I'm sure when someone tells me I'll feel like I just crawled out from under a rock. Sometimes I don't put names with faces, I really don't mean any disrespect.

Shitney looks like garbage.

Shitney should over dose with drugs and just die already.

This woman is sick, sick, sick!!! She is out socializing constantly, smiling and acting as if everything is fine..BUT..her children were taken away from her!!! Wouldn't any other mother be devastated and ashamed?? If that were me I would not be in a partying mood and would just be so sad that I lost my kids. She is a very sick woman and really needs help to set her priorities straight.

Shitneys the most biggest attention whore on earth.

Fogelberg was a singer-songwriter, the type who actually wrote the songs he sang without lip synching. He's a dying breed.

Dan Fogelberg, the singer and songwriter whose hits "Leader of the Band" and "Same Old Lang Syne" helped define the soft-rock era, died Sunday at his home in Maine after battling prostate cancer. He was 56.

He wa sort of a Jimmy Buffet type singer. Wonderful man. Big in the 80's if anyone is old enough to remember.

Shitneys a stupid sick mental slut.

To 8:55
You and Kitty Kat are both freaks. It doesn't really matter what her producer said... A court of law said she is a frequent and habitual user of drugs/alcohol. Promises said she is a practicing alcoholic and will die if she doesn't stop. America says she is too lazy and stupid to fight for her two kids and an unfit mother.

Shitney should be locked up in jail.

9:04 - that's an awful big assumption and everything I have read and heard proves quite the opposite. I have seen no formal word from the Four Seasons. Could you please post your source? We like proof here, not hearsay. Thanks.

9:28, 9:31 Thank you, if you where someone who knew him my thoughts go out to you and his family. I was born in 76 and I don't remember him, which kind of makes me sad. Truth be told if I heard a song I might recognize it. I'm sorry for his family that it happened at Christmas. :( Peace...

PS 9:28 and 9:31 thank you for not making me feel like a dipshit. I googled him and I do recognize 'Lead of the Band'... :( How sad...

Britney was only allowed to eat at the Four Seasons. She made a huge spectacle of herself at dinner by smoking and the maanger got onto her, and told her to stop. She left and went back home after dinner. She returned the next night, but I have no idea if they let her just eat or stay. I've seen or heard no official word from the Four Seasons about any of this.

9:53 no problem. It is very sad and he was a very handsome man and not really that old. My prayers go to his family and friends also. I'm sure it will be a difficult Christmas for them.

You can hear the opening riffs to many of his hits in a collage on his website, danfogelberg.com

He was really talented as a musician and a storyteller.

With all that money.. hire a MAKEUP ARTIST! Bitch.

10:11
Her problems are more than skin deep.

her forehead is getting larger and larger, she better stop fucking with her scalp, she won't have to worry about shaving her head, she will be completely bald through all the damage she is doing.

she also looks busted as all hell.

HAHAHAHA!!!! She's shiney because she's dirty and sweaty.

Geez, doesnt she wash her clothes. She's wearing the same gear as she is in the pics that were supposed to be taken on the 15th.

Just when I thought she couldn't possible get any uglier, these pictures come out. She's too far gone. She'll never be hot again.

I don't like the sweaters. I think they look childish and they are way overpriced.

she should be home with her kids instead of out acting like an idiot. oh right, she doesn't have her kids anymore. k-fuck does.

is she high?!!!!!

What is up with that forehead?? Has it always been that huge?

Poor Britney. It's must suck that you were once one of the hottest people alive and your now an ugly, beat up, used up piece of trash and will never again look good. She must know that. She's obviously stopped even trying to look decent.

when a person can't even keep their nails clean, and goes out in public with dirty, disgusting fingernails, you know the jig is up. it is just a matter of time.

if i looked as old, ugly and haggard as britney i would stay in the house. she looks so bad, i wonder if she owns a mirror. what in hell happened to this woman to make her life go so wrong? if that is what fame and money does to someone you can have it.

and everyone's life looks better than britney's but it is her own fault.

when a person can't even keep their nails clean, and goes out in public with dirty, disgusting fingernails, you know the jig is up. it is just a matter of time.

if i looked as old, ugly and haggard as britney i would stay in the house. she looks so bad, i wonder if she owns a mirror. what in hell happened to this woman to make her life go so wrong? if that is what fame and money does to someone you can have it.

and everyone's life looks better than britney's but it is her own fault.

when a person can't even keep their nails clean, and goes out in public with dirty, disgusting fingernails, you know the jig is up. it is just a matter of time.

if i looked as old, ugly and haggard as britney i would stay in the house. she looks so bad, i wonder if she owns a mirror. what in hell happened to this woman to make her life go so wrong? if that is what fame and money does to someone you can have it.

and everyone's life looks better than britney's but it is her own fault.

she looks good... then you get to the third picture where you see her assistant sitting next to her & then realize what a face that truly 'GLOWS' is supposed to look like!

the assistant who is sooo much farther back from the camera than britney absolutely radiates.

She is a sad proof that money ain't everything.

9:04PM--
Go to X-17's own "video" site. Britney must not be a frequent guest there because they do not gladhand her sorry behind like they do here. (At least, not as much) You'll see the video yourself-- the Four Seasons employee says to Britney "I'm sorry, you are no longer authorized to be on these premises" and she quizically says "what? the parking garage?" and he said "Ma'am, you are not authorized to be on any part of this property...I'm sorry. You will not be able to stay here. I'm sorry."

Then she asks if she can "just" come in and eat at the restaurant. The man tells her that he is sorry, but they can no longer accept her patronage at the hotel or restaurant. That's when Britney throws her sad baby fit and whines "This hotel is o-old anyway...I mean, I don't ca-are...I can go to my house..."

Too bad it's patently obvious to everyone that someone with three safe, comfortable dwellings within miles of the hotels she stays in almost every night would rather do anything EXCEPT "go to her house".

And it should be noted...she didn't. She just went to another hotel.

Can she REALLY be disconnected enough from reality that she thinks she can have drug dealers meet her nightly in the 2-5 hour window she checks in for (usually between midnight and five AM) and nobody will NOTICE?

Once all the major hotels have given her the kiss off, I imagine the tearful pleas of "But I wasn't buying it for ME!!!" are heard? She can't have the dealers come to her house because of the paps and due to her near-dozen missed drug tests and handful of failed tests, she has shown that the chance to regain some custody is, unfortunately, NOT enough of an incentive to stop abusing amphetamines and prescription pain/anxiety pills.

ANYWAY, 9:04PM...you definitely should NOT take X-17's word for something, especially not when their own video site clearly shows Britney being denied entry to the hotel and restaurant- PERIOD. They agreed to let her back into the restaurant, but said she could not be a hotel guest. They know she's too much of a liability.
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Okay, now this is kind of off topic...but did anyone else see that OTHER video from the Four Seasons- from yesterday, I think? It shows Britney and her new paid friend, I mean, assistant, giggling and discussing something...and then Britney rolls up to one of the X-17 paps and asks in a distinct (horrible, awful, Austin Powers on helium) fake British accent "excuse me...excuse me...whah's yoh friend? Nuuuuw...not THAT friend...oh, what-evah...nevah-mind..."

I mean- this was EVEN MORE DISTURBING than normal, in terms of watching her interact with the paps. Obviously she and her "friend" were saying "should I do it? should I? Nooo, YOU do it! I dare you!" and then Britney proceeded to accost this pap and assault his ears with this hideous madonna-circa-2002 British accent! And there is noooooooo POSSIBLE way you can "misinterpret" it- I've already heard X-17 is possibly considering "she had gum in her mouth" as the excuse, since they know just admitting she did it for no discernible reason only adds fuel to the "Britney is batsh!t crazy" fire.

Anyway, you should avoid watching it if possible. After I played it, I had to Purel my ears.