Britney Spears Is Back On Top, Receives Lifetime Achievement Award

She didn't win it. It was bought and paid for before she even touched the red carpet.

Proof that you don't have to be talented or have any intelligence to be famous. You can fake your way to the top.

omg shes so beautiful!!!

i love britney, she looks great minus the hair lol why cant she just get rid of those extensions anyways im proud of her for turing things around but i just get this feeling that everything is so staged like she might smile in some photos but in most of them she just looks sad and you can also see it in her eyes it's like she's there but not there i dont know but something is still off with her, she doesnt interact with the fans much i know she could never really hold a conversation but she was always bubbly and fun sorry but i really dont think that britney is back and honestly i dont think she ever will be

What a fuckin joke! Good example for the teens...f*ck up your life, sleep around with strange men, do drugs, drink till you show your crotch to the world, drive around wrecklessly with your children and then get an award. Shame on Teen Choice!

Glad she is doing better - a definite improvement over where she was a couple of years ago. But I have a feeling that as soon as they dissolve the c-ship, Britney will quickly go back to her old ways. That's just who she is. As soon as they take the leash off, she will be just like an animal that has been caged and later released into the wild. And I agree with the first post. The Teen Choice and VMA awards are some of the most notable awards money can buy. But still, I am glad to see a little sanity in her life for the sake of her boys, even if it is going to be just temporary.

I LOVE U BRITNEY!!! NO MATTER WHAT HATERS SAYS ABOUT YOU!! UR STILL NUMBER 1 STAR IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!! 90 million US dollars!!! wow!!!!

Absolutely meaningless. This was purchased by Jive. If anyone needs an achievement medal it's all the pedophiles at Jive who convinced America that this girl has any talent outside a raunchy hand puppet.

She claims she doesn't want to be a children's role model and they claim they are not selling her act to children. So what the devil is she doing at an awards show for children? She belongs at the porn awards show for the smut award, not at a show for children. I didn't know it was an achievement to lip synch, or to promote the drug and party scene. Nickelodeon has fallen very far from its wholsome roots that it must take the devil's money to survive in a competitive market.

u american haters except britney spears nd all her fans..are moron..yuck

The sexiest woman alive.

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wow aside from the fact that she looks like a goddess here, a lifetime achievement award is something special. congrats britney! keep it up dear.
i just wanna say IF U SEEK all the haters out here. atleast she's done something meaningful in her life and became rich and actually get honored. get a life. there's more to life than hating!

Well Done Britney!!

She is a goddess looks absolutely stunning!!

Keep up the good work :-)

got to admit she does look good there

Haters have nothing to say

That dress is not flattering for her. It makes her look short and stumpy. All the money in her disposal and she can't get someone to pick out a dress that flatters her? They picked this one souly because it was balck to hide her weight and show off her legs and cleaveage. But anyone who knows fashion knows that it is all about lines. And this outfit draws short lines dividing her body into segments making her look short and stout----stout is another word for fat, and fat was what they were trying to hide. To top that off that introduced that frickin strap which only adds to the affect, and also her hair being down just drags the whole outfit down. Those shoes do the same thing, and also they are much to chunky for a warm summer night and too chunky for the "little black dress" look as well. We have to keep in mind that just because it is a black dress, that it does not follw that it will pull off the desired "little black dress" effect ON YOU. And there is absolutely no reason to settle for the wrong dress!! There are so many dresses out there to choose from and if you've got her money then why pick a fit that is all wrong for you? The close ups of her scalp show that she is already destroying thaat new weave she purchased for the sole purpose of looking good here and what is up with the orange skin? After all her years in hollywood she hasn't looked back at her first performances on the night shows and realized that orange skin does not look good? And look at that half hearted smirk!! SHE KNOWS this is not real. This is the very reason she had an identity crisis. Juve can purchase her all the awards they wants, but deep inside she knows that she is undeserving.

And big mouth Britney still hasn't learned to close her yap. Smug conceited whore that she is couldn't help bragging that Jive was going to put up big bucks to buy her a grammy or two this year. Now we know what she was talking about. She hasn't got a chance in hell and they know this, so they are trying to beef up her resume with processed jerkey and parade her around in a lame attempt to prove that she is stable, balanced, and oh yeah--talented.

Short and Stumpy with tree trunk legs! Phttt!

Still talentless.
Still brain dead.
Still totally irrelevant.

The power & the beauty of the number 2.
Britney was born on December 2.
Lindsay was born on July 2.
One of the all time greatest singers
and one of the all time greatest actresses
both were born on the number 2.
Adding to the mystic of the digit 2,Ali was born December 22.
3 lovely ladies. What does it all mean? It's something to think about.

"Lifetime Achievement"?????? For what?! She's in her 20's....They just feel sorry for her and it's the only way they could get her there. I wish her no ill will, it's just kind of ridiculous

I wonder what her real hair looks like when she doesn't have that fake Barbie hair braided into to her hair..If my legs look like that I would never wear dresses!

A lifetime achievement award? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! What has she done to deserve this? Pretend to sing? Lipsynch? Stumble around drukenly? Shave her head? Snatch flash 30x? Take drugs? Attack parked cars? Puke all over the place? Be mentally retarded? Act slutty & have sex with anything that moves?

Oh yeah, she definitely deserves a "Lifetime Achievement" award. Just goes to show how little these awards mean if a no talent mental retard like SLUTney can buy one for herself...

Aww, Brit looks Pretty! Annon @ 9:32, since ur such a fashion expert could u pleasse post a pic of urself looking better? Doubt it!

She was nominated for 3 awards, which were voted on by fans, she won NONE so they gave her another PITY award. Shes a JOKE.

10:58 Sweetie, I'm not the one pretending that my job will be desigining clothes. That's Britney who says that but her every move shows that she knows zip about the clothing industry, and that she can not even pay someone to make her look good on the big nite. This is also basic clothing knowledge that any women should have and could pick up in magazines or from watching Tyra. This is not about me being a model. This is about knowing how to dress yourself for success. This was Britney's night to prove she was still in the game and all she proved was that it's not worth it to her to care about putting together a good package. People buy her shit whether she looks professional (for her profession) or not so she doesn't have to bother trying, she is careless and sloppy. And everything that I said, you should know for yourself so that you can present yourself in a good light at your job and interviews and special nights.

Her little fans kept telling each other to go vote, lie if you have to, vote over and over etc. DIDNT WORK IDIOTS !! Your cow won NOTHING that was voted on by the fans. NOTHING !! HMMMMM.... Looks like perhaps DADDY SPEAREST bought her another award ?? Talentless cow cant even win a teenie bopper award....IMAGINE THAT !! REAL awards are for REAL talent which she has NONE.

hey guys that ANONYMOUS hater is only one person and changing names.... that person is always here in x17!!! its a retarded just came out from mental!! dont mind it....

Britney had wonderful things to say in this interview!

http:// tinyurl.com/l3o5pf

7:57 team britney is not needed to pay teen choice management just to win.. she deserved that award..and also if they will just pay it britney should won all the awards...dont be so jealous...

7:57 team britney is not needed to pay teen choice management just to win.. she deserved that award..and also if they will just pay it britney should won all the awards...dont be so jealous...

britney ur so simply beautiful with little makeup!!!! unlike those other clowns fully loaded of makeup but still ugly!

11:32 If she deserved to win an award so bad then why didn't she win one that the fans voted on??? Because SHE SUCKS! Everyone knows she doesn't even sing, she lipsyncs. So what was the award she got??? One that was paid for by Jive Records, just to keep her name out there. She's a big fuckin joke now!

It seems obvious that her retarded fans are all tweens, or have a tween mindset, because they don't seem to notice that their bovine star is under a more restrictive environment that most 12 badly behaving 12 year-olds have! And the reason she needs to be under such heavy restriction is because she is such a complete idiot, that when she is left to her own devices, she simply cannot be trusted to make the very simplest correct decision for herself. I can't think of a whole lot of things that would be more shitty for an adult to go through than that, but to the typical tween mind, who is used to such heavy restriction in their lives, they cannot comprehend such things as freedom of choice and personal responsibility. They can't comprehend it and neither can their brain dead bovine idol, so they identify with each other. They all create their own enclave of stupidity and responsibility shirking and cling to each other in a trembling mass as the world takes place around them without their input. Truly, victims of their own incompetent making.

- a 12.

11:40 britney fans vs little girls??? even me i really didnt vote everyday cause im busy with my work while the kids are only in the house... that award shows are for teens most artist who have won are mostly TEENAGERS!!! miley cyrus, taylor swift, zac efron, demi lovato, selena gomez etc........ beyonce, lady gaga, katy perry, kelly clarkson didnt even win because they arent teens, ... that ultimate teen choice lifetime award britney deserved that because before she went nuts her achievements are just unbelievable she sold lots of records and she was a TEEN that time thats why SHE HAS MORE THAN 15 teen choice awards...

11:40 britney fans vs little girls??? even me i really didnt vote everyday cause im busy with my work while the kids are only in the house... that award shows are for teens most artist who have won are mostly TEENAGERS!!! miley cyrus, taylor swift, zac efron, demi lovato, selena gomez etc........ beyonce, lady gaga, katy perry, kelly clarkson didnt even win because they arent teens, ... that ultimate teen choice lifetime award britney deserved that because before she went nuts her achievements are just unbelievable she sold lots of records and she was a TEEN that time thats why SHE HAS MORE THAN 15 teen choice awards...

And look at her life now. She can't even manage to keep her hair clean without a lot of other people cleaning it for her. So this constitutes being better? Personal hygiene is the biggest tell for mental illness. It's almost like she's terrified of soap and water from what she usually looks like when a team doesn't spend countless hours power washing her off for whatever events they herd her to. This is enviable?

to you hater i will never waste my time on you ur just proving me ur idiot!! its like u cannot sleep because of that award..... i will just SHOUT GO BRITNEY just KEEP ON ROCKING.... dont mind ur HATERS!! GOD WILL HANDLE THEM!!!

Someone push the button. It's time for us all to go. A lifetime achievement award!!!!!!!!!! Good gawd, what is this world coming to?

11:55 dont worry if britney cannot clean herself shes not alone..muslim also like that...twice a week taking a bath...

11:55 dont worry if britney cannot clean herself shes not alone..muslim also like that...twice a week taking a bath...

Anyone who says you have to be a teen or a star in your teens to win a teen choice award has obviously never watched the show. Many awards do go to teen stars because they appeal to that mindest, but that is not at all a prerequisite. Britney's career is built on porn so she does not all belong there especially when she has communicated that she doesn't care if her bad behavior rubs off on her underage fans.

Britters legacy is in full force alright. Judging from ol Billy Ray's (oh, he's so cool with his soul patch) efforts this week. He had not only Smiley (cause it's hard to keep her mouth shut with all those teeth), but his 9 year old daughter dancing on stripper poles! 9 years old and already using a stripper pole, just like the stripper mime that created this mess!

britney im so proud of you winning that award..baby one more time and oops i did it again are ur best selling albums..then mix it with ur moves!! goshhh im so happy for you!!! Godbless u!

Oh poor, poor marie. She's so used to getting her way when she yells at her Hello Kitty doll to behave. Too bad that this will never translate to the adult world. Come on marie! Show us your Hello Kitty pimp hand, as the adults that suffer your idiocy laugh at your pathetic ass!

Oh aaron. Your parents will be so disappointed that you will never have kids after you come out. Perhaps this is a better thing for the rest of the world.

Never before has this been an award on this show. So tell me its NOT BOUGT or just out of pure PITY. She was nominated for 3 awards, the fans voted, and she won NONE !! NADA !! ZIP !! Then they come up with this first time award shit.
1 more PITY award to add to your wall talentless COW. THANK GOD the teens dont watch this stripper clown.
BWAAA AHHA HAHHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHH

King of All Worthless, Sniveling Douches, Tiny Tony B and his endless bleating. BAAAAA! BAAAAAAAA!!!!! Tony B. gets personally butt hurt in a big way when his idiot of choice is portrayed in a realistically unflattering way.

12:30 Tony B is a PAID handler dont you get it yet ??? SAME CRAP at EVERY WEBSITE.... Hes the one who speaks for the talentless cow on the computer, twitter, facebook, my space etc. He should be FIRED !! He SUCKS at his job. I just wonder if he is throwing up inside his mouth while posting all the LIES hes PAID to post.

No 12:36, I get it. It's still fun to watch his little day get utterly ruined, as he crawls back to his dungeon to soak his pillows in Britard tears and wet his plastic lined group home bed in protest!

Lets see what kind of PITY award the VMA's come up with for her this year. Best mother ?? Cleanest ?? Queen of Starbucks ?? We'll see. It will be some crap. There is too much real talent out there for it to be anything real. She has NO talent, she is NO LONGER cute, in fact her FAS eyes SCARE THE H E L L out of most people.She needs to go away while she still has a little cash left.

Lets see what kind of PITY award the VMA's come up with for her this year. Best mother ?? Cleanest ?? Queen of Starbucks ?? We'll see. It will be some crap. There is too much real talent out there for it to be anything real. She has NO talent, she is NO LONGER cute, in fact her FAS eyes SCARE THE H E L L out of most people.She needs to go away while she still has a little cash left.

OMG! I love her so much! She looks so great like in her old days..she is definitly a pop Icon everybody knows her and she is getting back to her old ways where the fans have known her from 1999-2004 BRITNEY FOREVER!!! Britney I love you your everything for me!!!

TCA gave a fake award to wave buh bye. She’s an immature 28 yr. old singing If You Seek Amy to tweens. Think about it, she makes money telling 12-14 boys and girls it’s cool to fantasize about f*cking her. If she had a kid as young as her sister did, some of her fans are young enough to be HER kids. The 12 yr. old fans are only 8 yrs older than one of her kids. It's sickening.

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where are her scary "FAS" Eyes? I didn`t
see it in these pictures maybe in the past but know she just looks great

In case you missed it!

http:// tinyurl.com/l3o5pf

@ 1:11 omg OMG omg you’re right!!! JL got knocked up at 16!!! When JL’s 28 her kid will be 12!!! BS’s kiddie fans are young enough to be hers!!! She's begging them to F U C K her!!! The whole family's white trash.

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of course she always have fans and they are 12 years old? Sorry I`m 23 and I love her since 2001 its ridiculous to think that she has just 12 Year old fans you think the fans from the beginning are all dead??? Stupid Hater

hahahaha mooooooooooooooooooooooo

A Britard calling someone else stupid? Now that's unintentionally hilarious!

She's so candid in her interviews! Especially in the 1:22 interview! Like you can like totally tell it's her!

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lmfao @1:30 YOU and 12 yr. old kids want to F U C K a used up mental hag w/ fugly weave & thunder thighs. Love the knee fat!!!

Sorry I like her since 2001 and then she was normal and then she goes crazy and know she is getting her mind back I don`t like the things that she has done in the past and I understand that people hate her but I still love her!!!

1:30 you're sick white trash like her.

1:11 is right. There were a bunch of links to kids wanting to do her a couple of days ago. I think she's gross too.

Yeah, holding your own kid on her favorite room, the bathroom, while playing Cops 'N Hostages is so kewl! So is being locked up in a psyche ward! 1:40-2 wants to emulate her too! Goody. Goody.

Flawless as usual. She is a goddess.

1:40 ugh she hasn't aged good at all. She looks really lumpy and her legs are covered with fattttttttttt.

If I found out Jr. HS kids liked the same music, lol ik, as me, I’d die from embarrassment. Just sayin

After seeing all the Cyrus kids and other youngsters spin around the stripper poles, Britney knew her legacy is being followed by the younger generations. She must be so very proud of that. Maybe after that they can go rough up some toddlers and claim 'they wuz all juz funnin'!' Her fans also now know that infants make great substitutes for air bags in case of a crash!

Ya she's got an orig. look if you like flawless fattttttttttt.

Ass as wide as truck
Thank gawd for liposuction
Suck that fat out, cow

Trashney's fans are useful, kinda, sorta we gotta have a cashier, waitress, and the like.

huge head for that body & chunky arms no thanks

@1:50 lmfao ikr!!!

You can beat your kids
You can beat up your body
You can't beat c-ships

Cheetos for breakfast
Cheese grits and cigs for mah lunch
Binge and purge diet

Smelly cow
No bath for two weeks
Fear of soap

Zit goatee
Pounds of make-up covers
Take a bath

Behold the fat cow
Moo-ing in desperation
Brain fried from the drugs

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

All eyes on me!


I'm your brain on drugs!

A single string hangs
From her useless, smelly crotch
So you remembered?

Crotch on full display
Hanging for tweens to enjoy
Setting examples

No songs on the top 100 charts, cant even win a teen award has to buy it. The Stripper Clown just needs to go away. Have some dignity.

Stripper mime so sad
Can't do drugs on daddy's leash
No pap dick either

All awards on all shows
can be said to be bought.

So did she flash her rancid crotch to the kiddies in the audience again? Or did Poppa Spears put the kabosh on that?

Shitney's home lipo kit!:

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I wanna fufufufuck her. She neeeeeeds my squirt gun to feel like a real woooooman.

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I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up. Hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out.

Tweenagers think I'm hot ya'll.

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lololololololol Tony Britard left that crap on TMZ!!!! Loooove the corrections!!! Count me in.

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This should be held and posted every time that douchemaster posts his shit! It would realy hurt his widdle feewings! Maybe he'd off himself!!!

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lololololololol Tony Britard's a loser!!!

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☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠Tweens
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠Wanting
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠To
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠F U C K
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠Her

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠LEAVE
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠OUR
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠KIDS
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ALONE
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠YOU
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠DISGUSTING
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠BITCH!!!!!

What a disgusting role model for young girls to follow. She flashes her naked crotch, says obscene things on stage --- "Mah p*ssy is hangin' out y'all" "Rock out with your c*cks out, m*ther f*ckers" etc., is so immature her father still has to take care of her when she's almost 28 years old, and she "wins" by buying it and people pitying her. I think she's had enough coddling now. She's useless....more than useless, she's a horrible example for young girls.

More than happy to supply the Skull and Crossbones ☠ !!!! This would be good to keep a copy of, especially the TMZ filter friendly versions!

Cue the eerie Twilight Zone music.

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. A land where crazy fans make F U C K me dolls! That's the signpost up ahead — your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

— Rod Serling

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4:39 Does that include an anesthesia mallet?

4:23 Did she actually do that or are you joking? Please say you're joking!

Holy sheet! That F Me Like Kornfed doll is creepy! If the Britards make a talking version of it, you can imagine where the pull string would be! And where's the ever present ciggie that hangs from her mouth? It's like a fifth limb for her that retains an important function in her life! They could also fill it with Ketchup and that would work well as a dispenser, if you could keep the hurling down to a minimum!

1:11 You made a very good point.

8:11, wouldn't need one. Calluses have been built up so heavily, she wouldn't notice! For someone who obsesses about that part of her anatomy so much, she seems to have no clue what's going on down there at any given time!
8:13- maybe. Probably.

I always like this explanation, but can't remember where I got it and who to credit!
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She grew up in banjo county louisiana where they use swamp rats for tampons. She probably ran out of them and got confused in the local drug store because although tampax have little white tails, they don't have little eyes and ears and you don't have to shoot them first and get your bloodhound to fetch them for you.

By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 01:16:19

8:14 Thanks, I swallowed my gum laughing!

Sorry about that.

Wow? The posts @ 8:26 inverted?

8:19 Mallet-proof? Well, that’s a new record. Call Ripley’s Believe it or Not!

I really hope she didn't flash children but at this point anything is possible.

8:23 LOL!

The Skull & Crossbones are adorable!

Lots of little teeny mini-Britards have already been exposed to the snarling snail at her shows already! And then there's all the blog posts that are going to be printed up and taped to her crumbsnatcher's lockers at the special ed school.

The first time I refreshed the page, your response wasn't there. The second time your responses appeared between my comments. Now one is inverted. Do we have gremlins? After the doll shock, I think Rod Serling would prefer gremlins.

So I just dropped by to say a quick hello!

And what good would a mallet do anyway? Like she could get any more brain damaged than she already is. All you'd get from it was a hollow Gilligan's Island coconut boink sound. Can't hurt what's not there.

Good to see you again too! It's nice being able to answer questions before they are asked!

Her fans love her self-demeaning exhibitionism.

Her boys are going to have an awful time growing up.

This site is acting weird tonight. The page refreshes about 50% of the time.

8:35 Funny sound effects!

Hopefully Lynn Spears doesn't get her claws into them and pulls a Joe Jackson and forces them to perform! Michael, I did hard time in prison, Hohan would be licking his chops for fresh meat to corrupt for cash like that!

It’s sad her fans think it’s cute when she degrades herself.

Did you catch the wonderful interview Brit for brains had @ 1:22? It's so her!

I've gotta head out for a bit! Have a good one!

Jamie Lynn should keep a close eye on her daughter too.

Didn’t the Lohan's try to push their younger daughter into the business? I can’t remember her name. Poor kid looks exactly like her father. What happened with that?

☠ I arrive on a pale horse. For I am the destroyer of Britards! ☠

Later!

8:43 Yes, I did LOL!

☠ I arrive on a pale horse. For I am the destroyer of Britards! ☠

Later!


Laughing, bye!

woww...she looked really amazing

Good to see you again too! It's nice being able to answer questions before they are asked!


I was reading another site and refreshed this page one more time. Poof! 8:37 suddenly appeared. You’re hilarious! It was good to see you again too. Strange things always seem to happen when we’re both here. I wonder if the tech was wide-eyed with a white-knuckled hand on the server cord again. LOL!

Bye for now!

Cops 'N Hostages

The royalty checks are stacking up! ;)

Later!

Her neck is sooooooo thick and manly. If she had an Adam's apple she'd be a tranny.

watta haters.... u guyz r just jealus..y r u stilllooking at her??if u hate her??

get lost guyz...

yeah ryt...leave brit alone!!!

u fucking hatersz... hope u dead

Oh, lookie at the violent Britard slinging death threats like people are actually going to be intimidated! Listen you stupidfuck! You're powerless. You can't do shit! You obviously have no guts or intelligence whatsoever, so you start sounding like a psycho! And look at how stupid you are! You can't even spell words or write anything near a workable sentence without completely botching the job. Are you functionally retarded? Seriously! Your life is going to completely suck ass because you can't function at any level. I would almost be tempted to pity you, but instead, I laugh at you! Thanks for showing us what a true Britard you are in every sense of the word! Embrace failure, because that is all you will ever know in you life!

Oops typo- 'your life'

I bet shes a really good surfer, now that she has a board she can show off her moves, and get to wear super cute bikinis all at the same time. Just like the one she had on recently. Her body looked so delicious id have loved to lick every inch of her skin.

Rednecks don't surf! She's afraid of water too! It might make her skin clean!

HATERS:***Spears has sold over 87 million albums and more than 75 million singles, totalling her world record sales in excess of 182 million, in under 9 years of entertaining.– The first female artist in SoundScan history to have her first six studio al bums debut at number-one and blackout at#2.The only woman whose first six studio albums have debuted in the top two slots on Billboard Top 200 Albums. Britney is the 2nd artist with most number one hits in United World Chart history, tying with Cher.BRITNEY SPEARS HAS THE MOST TOP 40 RADIO HITS.Britney is the third artist with most weeks at #1 on UWC. (only behind the Beatles and Madonna.MORE THEN 300awards

We don't listen to her music! Do you think we give a shit? She still has to go home and ask her daddy if it's ok to fart! You can't cure inbred stupidity or insanity, so she's screwed!

And your little queen hurt and threatened her own kids badly enough that she still is not trusted to be alone with her own kids for a single second! You'd have to do something pretty heinous to have that happen! That's one step from losing them totally, which almost happened. Kfed is still viewed as the best parent and has FULL legal custody!

Phil Spector was hugely famous in the entertainment industry, one of the very biggest names. Look at where he is now. Statistic don't mean shit in areas that really matter!

She just not has 12 year old fans, she has fans that grown up with her since she is in the spotlight and we will still love her and the haters will still hate her but thats the way it is!!!

LMAO This is is joke. she appeals to teenyboppers and over grown teenyboppers aka adults with no taste in music. She is utterly talentless, is/was nothing more than a marketing machine, everyone else does the work
for her, she sucks.

she has fat sausage legs.

WHAT A JOKE!!!! SHE DIDN'T EARN THIS IT WAS PAID FOR JUST LIKE HER VMA "AWARDS". This is so painfully obvious.

Her shoulders are bigger than her hips, like a man.

A mop on her head would look better than her damaged, lifeless looking hair.

And that same mop looks more lifelike than that damaged, ugly cow head of hers!

Nothing to do with Britney, everything all of you nasty people say is true about YOU
So full of hate, jealousy, envy, and foul mouths.
YOU not Britney

nothing is wrong with britney