Britney Spears Assistant Duties

Bet she's a lot smarter than her famous cousin. Poor girl.

she looks UGLY

Thank you Alli for all that you do for our sweet girl...
God bless youi!!

X17 is such a pathetic site.

Why don't you just change your name to Britney brown noser's already?

Oh, I know.

You keep posting "stories" on her because they get the most comments. I see.

Using Britney to up your visitor score agaist Perez I see....

Hmmm. Maybe you pathetic retards should follow oncoming traffic? That's a good idea.

There is NO comeback. What's the point of following her anyway? You'd be better off following a tree frog or a paper napkin.

Seriously, stop it already with the Britney stories. Let it curl up in a ball and roll away. Leave it and its offspring alone. Let them go back to the wild where they belong.

I am sick of reading about ye weirdos that hate britney and X17.. if ye really hate it so much why would ye bother looking at this website and yer some of the first people that look at the pix. Go grow up looser and get a life... or a hobby. Weirdo!

The fact that you responded back to my "truth" post in some sort of "Irish" accent says ALOT about your character.

I guess..no, I know now that ALL Brit "fans" are actually underover psychopaths.

Yikes!

Britney's Assistant Duties:

1. Buy Britney underwear (OK, who are we kidding-BRITNEY DOESN"T WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!)
2. Clean up after Sean Preston
3. Clean up after Britney
4. Wash Sean Preston after he throws up on himself
5. Wash Britney after she throws up on herself
6. Remove the daily stains from Sean Preston's clothes
7. Remove the daily stains from Britney's clothes
8. Drive Britney to tanning
9. Drive Britney to liposuction
10. Drive Britney to lipodissolve treatments
11. Give Sean Preston to Britney to carry so the world will be tricked into thinking she's a good mother

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Nice one 9:31!!

Only, you left out:

>>>>>Pay actors to stand in as fans for her "comeback" tour.<<<<<<<

9:31, 9:43 .... NICE!!!!

I agree
with 9.43,9.31

Britney is trash, trash, trash. Please go away, nobody cares!

Alli, that was a good one, having Britney "hold" Sean for a minute on Mother's Day and telling all the PAPARRAZZI to show up at the salon for a Photo op, BUT she wasn't taking Sean anywhere for kids...

...Britney was selfishly taking Sean to a SALON, where Britney was NOT going to interact with Sean at all.

Alli, have you ever heard of a DOUBLE STROLLER for people with two babies?

Alli, have you ever heard of going out with kids to a park, DISNEYWORLD or a private resort- WITHOUT NOTIFYING PAPARRAZZI- WHERE BRITNEY CAN REALLY MOTHER HER KIDS WITH OUT BEING A STAGED PHOTO-OP??

Alli, you just look foolish assisting Britney to be selfish and self-absorbed.

herpeshilton her fan care ok bitch go away and kill yourself

Alli, that was a good one, having Britney "hold" Sean for a minute on Mother's Day and telling all the PAPARRAZZI to show up at the salon for a Photo op, BUT she wasn't taking Sean anywhere for kids...

...Britney was selfishly taking Sean to a SALON, where Britney was NOT going to interact with Sean at all.

Alli, have you ever heard of a DOUBLE STROLLER for people with two babies?

Alli, have you ever heard of going out with kids to a park, DISNEYWORLD or a private resort- WITHOUT NOTIFYING PAPARRAZZI- WHERE BRITNEY CAN REALLY MOTHER HER KIDS WITH OUT BEING A STAGED PHOTO-OP??

Alli, you just look foolish assisting Britney to be selfish and self-absorbed.

People need to worry about themselves than to judge others.

Alli's former classmate worry about your own life and family.

People are to absorbed in telling others on how to live.

"Holy crap, having a bald head is such a nightmare! Hair is priceless and the ultimate accessory. I have enuf money to buy a whole bunch of wigs just fer fun. I was a dumbass. Poor me.Oh and girls with alopecia or who have been undergoing chemotherapy? YOU SUCK!! LOSERS!!!"

fuck all the hater no one care about ur stupide comment poor you

9:59
Obviously you are not up to speed with how the paparrazzi works. They hang out in front of her houses 24/7. No need to phone them for "staged" photo ops.

You sound like a moron.

10:05
Hi. Pussy shit here. I know you want a validation stamp on the middle of your forehead for being our moral compass... but you're not the first to act like the lone dissenter. We're aren't impressed so SHUT UP and get off the boards if you don't like it.

"10:07"

Could you please rephrase that "sentence" please?


My English translator is broken because of you.

britney is the best fuck the hater

10:15
Depending on where your punctuation marks would have been... that was almost an interesting sentence.

Britney Spears!

who is alli? som popele says she is brayns girlfrend. other say brits cousin. who is she realy?

9:59

GO SUCK YOUR MOTHER'S CLIT

PARENTAL ADVISORY

**** Britney's Assistant's Duties ***

* 7:00 AM SCREW Brit with BIG STRAP-ON DILDO

* 8:30 AM Get Brit's clothes from SALVATION ARMY

* 9:00 AM LICK Brit's CLIT (3 orgasms)

* 12:00 Noon Give Brit GOLDEN SHOWER

* 3:00 PM Shave Pussies - Eat Brit's ASS

* 6:00 PM Let Brit LIP-SYNCH on MY CLIT

* 9:00 PM Invite Girlfriends Over For LESBIAN GANG-BANG

* Midnight - Mutual Masturbation to BONDAGE MOVIES

* 3:00 AM - Go Clubbing - Watch Brit HUMP a few young GROUPIE GIRL'S FACES

* 5:00 AM Sleep

Alli should write a tell-all book,after Britney gets tired of her and fire.Like she did with the rest of her team.
Britney is the best!!

Poor Jaden, when he's all grown up he's gonna wonder why mommy spent all that time with Sean and not him!:( I hope there is a valid reason for her not EVER being seen with him in public. Instead of following her assistant while she does her chores, I would like to see the paps trying to get the first shot of Jaden! Why doesn't anyone of the celebrity sites mention that he still hasn't been seen? I would think they would be all over that! Still love Britney though, just keeping it real!

I think you meant:

"Britney is [a] beast".


There you go.

10;52
no i ment it right!I like the way she treats her friends:)

Al Wayswright 10:40, you nasty! And why the hell are you treating this bitch like she's famous? who cares about this nobody? i'd like to bitch-slap that stupid grin off her ugly little face.

http://www.celebslam.com/omigod-jayden-james-federline-pictures/jayden-james-spears-first-picture/
jaden james!!!

DOZENS of Paparazzi were WAITING for Britney, all lined up and ready, when she drove up to the Salon.

That means they were TOLD where she would be.

Even if Parrazzi hang out by the gate to her house, only one or two can follow her, and by the time she parks somewhere, she can dash out of the car, and one or two photographers can dash out and take a photo. That is what you see with other celebrities- one or two are able to follow them.

But with Britney, someone is notofying them, because DOZENS are waiting for her wherever she goes.

Britney's has no career, so she needs ATTENTION by constantly being photographed.

What else is there for her to do? Be a mother??

Allie, I hope she is paying you enough to be her Nanny/Errandboy

10:40


hehehe nice try dumbass....you just made my day!!! lol

10:40


hehehe nice try dumbass....you just made my day!!! lol

Oh no, Alli getting attention when Britney is not present? OOOOOHHHHH Britbrit's not gonna like that!!

I thought wigs were to be tried on before bought. Oh well not in BritneyLand I guess.

a nice picture of britney
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evgeny 11:22 AM


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evgeny 11:22 AM


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nice picture,isn't it:)

1. Pick out stupid outfit
2. Pick out wig
3. Pick out equally stupid hat
4. Feed, diaper, and clothe kids
5. Wake Britney
6. Feed and clothe Britney(I'd say diaper, but we all know why I don't and age ain't got NUTTIN to do with it!)
7. Drive Britney to Starbucks
8. Buy Britney a Starbucks Frap.
9. Drive Britney to Dance studio
10. Babysit kids
11. Tell Britney how amazing she is
12. Drive Britney to tanning salon
13. Drive Britney to fast food outlet of choice
14. Take Britney home
15. Make Britney dinner
16. Feed boys
17. Feed Britney
18. Get boys bathed and ready for bed
19. Tell Britney she looks hot for a night out
20. Put boys to bed.
21. Drive Britney to SOME paparazzi photo op place of Britney's choice.
22. Laugh at everything Britney says and does.
23. Drive Britney home
24. Put Britney to bed
25. Put self to bed
26. Get up next day and do it all over again.

I'm seeing a theme. Allie's life revolves around Britney and what Britney wants and where Britney wants to go and raising Britney's kids FOR her... Does she not have a life of her own?

Ace go choke on a cow dick. Wow how lame are you.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Hey ya'll
I just wanna say u haters r so right she did horrible things and we will never ever give her a second chance cause she is total trash! Yey like skanky or what! I mean she is so not human like us! And i'm so smart cos i know what its like 2 be famous with ur pics splashed everywhere! Oh i also went to a private school and got A's! Who am i kiddin! Haters: Sad lonely people, education: NIL! ZERO! ZILCH! This comes from the bottom of my heart, see this problem ur having it will only get worse if u look things up about Britney! I kno, its heartbreaking! Cos u all just like 2 have a lil bitching session now and then! So u kno what we'll talk about u! U r so stupid it makes me wanna scream!

Tasty thanks.

That picture of Jayden. Was that real?? He's cute!!

But my favorite post of the day is the 21+ list of things to do, as Britney's assistant. LMAO!

10.26
i am irish you fecking looser!

How is it that the paparazzi are usually OUT of their cars and WAITING on Britney and Alli to drive up if they aren't getting call-aheads from Britney? Give me a break - Britney can't LIVE ONE DAMN DAY without putting her ugly snout in front of cameras.

X17 is just waiting to capture her doing something stupid - and they know she is a sure thing.

2:00

You are the stupid one..................

This shows how much you know............

I think Alli is quite pretty! anyone else agree???

I think Alli is quite pretty! anyone else agree???

I think Alli is quite pretty! anyone else agree???

Beautiful

isnt alli britneys cousin or bodygard well because if she is her cousin that is so mean of britney having her do all of her stuff while she goes tanning but if shes her bodygaurd of some sort then ok

LOVE YOU BRITNEY AND SEAN P.!!!!!!!!!!!!


alli is also very pretty and she looks sweet!

Britney Spears is a self important whore.
having other people do her wig shopping for her. Britney is ugly and worthless and deserves to be humiliated and laughed at.

Yes 1:10 you mailed it again. Everyone is just "jeliouse" of Britney. Yep. You pegged it.

oh please people - you know why she isn't letting jyden be seen - use your heads - because she is going to hide him until everyone is in a frenzy and then poof! she will sell his first photos to someone for the right price - she is marketing her baby - sad but true to britney's form and for goodness sake I earn a small salary and can choose better wigs then she has worn - you have millions girl - go get a nice wig - or surely you have enough hair to attach a extension to by now! rock the bald head! stop taking your son to a tanning salon and dance studio and take himt o a park for goodness sake - do you think he will care when he is 18 that you wanted to go lip sing all over the country leaving him behind all the time - GROW UP

Alli, that was a good one, having Britney "hold" Sean for a minute on Mother's Day and telling all the PAPARRAZZI to show up at the salon for a Photo op, BUT she wasn't taking Sean anywhere for kids...

...Britney was selfishly taking Sean to a SALON, where Britney was NOT going to interact with Sean at all.

Alli, have you ever heard of a DOUBLE STROLLER for people with two babies?

Alli, have you ever heard of going out with kids to a park, DISNEYWORLD or a private resort- WITHOUT NOTIFYING PAPARRAZZI- WHERE BRITNEY CAN REALLY MOTHER HER KIDS WITH OUT BEING A STAGED PHOTO-OP??

Alli, you just look foolish assisting Britney to be selfish and self-absorbed.


May 14, 2007 9:55 AM
Posted by: Alli's former classmate
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Go to hell, whore.

Britney Spears is a self important whore.
having other people do her wig shopping for her. Britney is ugly and worthless and deserves to be humiliated and laughed at.
May 14, 2007 5:10 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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Shut the fuck up you fuckin dip shit. Stop being jelous of something you'll never be. Cruel ugly whore. I hope you choke on a fuckin dick.

Alli is so pretty, she seems very nice, and i am suprised she has been able to stand britney all this time!! Alli you are BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET

Alli is so pretty, she seems very nice, and i am suprised she has been able to stand britney all this time!! Alli you are BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET

Alli is so pretty, she seems very nice, and i am suprised she has been able to stand britney all this time!! Alli you are BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET

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