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Britney Spears To Appear On Letterman Tonight
Posted on Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:30 AM PDT
Britney Spears will present the top ten list on the Late Show With David Letterman tonight.
This marks her first appearance on the show since a surprise cameo on November 6, 2006 - two months after Jayden James was born and just days before announcing her split from then husband Kevin Federline.
Think Brit will look as sexy tonight as she did back in '06? Remember the blonde bob, the short black dress and those legs? You know she can top that!
I mean, her body has been looking pretty bangin' at the pool this week right?
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
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Why doesn't she make appearance and sing? Oh yeah, she can't sing and they don't allow lip-synching.
She's an idiot. She won't even be able to read the cue cards. Her handlers will have to lead her on stage. "Look at the camera, Britney".
What is it? The Top 10 Things A Cow Would Say?
1. Mooooooo!!!!!
2. I dun lost mah chirens an mah mind, but don't dat frap tas good.
3. It's mah Puuuuuusssay an iz open fer biniz, twenny fer sevin!
4. Mah chirens a grow up! Dey axed me fer they own lighters fer dey cigs!
5. Duz dat cake cum in Marlboro flaver?
6. Please Pa! Keep dat soap stuff aways frum mah skin!
7. Wanna pull mah string?
8. Dem larnin' books is high falutin'. I juz reads da pictures ta tell me dat larnin' stuff!
9. Jason don't a smell thru hiz nose no mo. He be mah purfict match!
10. Did I's tell ya bout mah puuuusssssaay yet?
Letterman's censors must be shitting themselves! They'll need the top in the industry for visual and audio blocking when this half wit manically shows off the effects of the meds she's on!
She can count to 10? Really???
I hope she shaves her head.
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Is that true sh ehas been out of monney and couldn't buy herself recently some clothes in a shop as her credit cadr didn't work?Poor Britney i wish her life will change she is a nice woman.We love you Britney.
Just off stage the people from animal control will be sporting stun guns and nets in case she goes on a rampage .....or starts trying to speak anything other than her lines! Pappy Spears certainly won't take the chance of certain failure and more humiliation by letting his prized hog speak for herself!
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I can't wait 2 c it :):)
love u brit :):)
She's so incompetent, I wonder if they'll take no chances of her screwing up and have her miserably lipsync the material. There's almost no way she can get through 10 items without completely humiliating herself!
Awesome! <3 Ya's Lola! ROCK 'EM, HARD!
Letterman is going to completely humiliate her and she'll be too stupid to even figure it out! She'll just stand there vacantly staring, like a cow in headlights.
"those legs"?
Her legs are absolutely gross. chunky, short, tree stumps.
she looks like shit all the time. looks twice her age and never takes showers.
LOL at the moron who called her a nice woman.
you people are so mean. What has she done to you personally?
Dave do I still smell like pap jizz???
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Missed a line!
FAS kid looks like Jordie the fagboy!!!!
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she got the girl she wanted. the kid's a miniqueen.
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Well at least you know Daddy Spearest cleaned her NASTY ASS up for the night. Bet he gives her some "extra special" meds tonight to.
Pressure washer and happy pills. And they sure the hell aren't going to let her open her upper dick/smoke hole up to talk unrehearsed and therefore remove all doubt of her stupidity!
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GROSS!!! Some lady's voice on TV gave watchers seizures. I guess Brit's robotic whatever gives fans kid porno fever.
HAha , When u have no talent the best u can do is show ur body to sell records. She is pathetic, no one take her serious. she is a Joke , there are tons of Alist Actresses in by far better shape than her with kids u will never see them in bathing suit on TV for attention because they actually have class and talents. She is a joke who spent more time in hotels, using kids for photoop than being a actual mother.
Bet cuntie kimmie's into kiddie porn!!!
come to mommy buzzzzzzzzzzz bleach, buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bleach hahahahahaha
Ikr?!?! One kid had brown hair now he's got polkadot head. Sick, sick sick!!!
She's got a pool. She's a total attention whore.
her top ten should be
I suck as a mother
my 3 and 4 year old are still in pampers and they use pacifer.
i dye my kids hair to blonde
I spent more time in hotel than being an actual parent to my kids.
I always look like a white trash, Why is she trying to be Paris who did that during the election on funny or die .com. She too dumb to br our president and she will make a fool off her self by teasing him.
Omg lololol the People site says Lardney's doing Top 10 in a bikini!!
#1 on the prez's Top 10 health care to-do list, don't let bat shit crazy bitch's roam free. Keep them locked in a nut ward.
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@8:46 omg lololol she's doesn't have a waist.
crazy dumb bimbo
Free pussssssssssAAAy for everyone!!!!!
Gawd she's a stupid cow. She's a star of tween wet dreams nothing more.
Bleaching kids hair & buzzing it. She needs to buzz the bleached crap on her head. Do the world a favor n use a f*ckin straight edge & make an exit.
Bikini Britters telling jokes was an EPIC FAIL!!! She was THE joke!!! A BAD JOKE!!!
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Seeing Britshit for Brains do Top 10 was as amazing as watching jello harden.
Yea total crap!!!
It wasn't remotely funny. The most idiotic top ten ever. She didn't look natural or sexy cause she was trying too hard. She didn't look fat just sort of thick. I felt embarrassed for her. Dave did not look amused.
I didn't watch the show, I watched it on Perez. Who ever wrote that for her is a moron. Snoop dog would have been funny not P diddy. The whole thing was lame and not funny. She looked so awkward and uncomfortable she made the viewer feel the same.
She couldn't smoke or flash her crotch, so it must have been hell for the tard!
They had to keep posing her to hide her ugly tattoo.
Her stomach is flabby! She sucked on Letterman - - you know he was laughing on the inside at what a fool she made of herself - YET AGAIN.
THE TOP TEN USTU BE FUN MAN LETTERMAN IS OLD AND STUPID '''''''''NOW MORE THAN EVER]]]]]]]]]]]
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD IDEA ON BRITNEYS CAMP THEY MUST THINK SHE'S CLOWN '''
[[I CAN'T BELIVE SHE'S THAT STUPID [[NOT ]]]TO KNOW HER LIFE IS ALREADY COMEDY DON'T PISS ON YOUR OWN NAME ANY MORE MAN THIS GIRL REALLY IS FAR GONNE AWAY FROM REALITY ''' IS LIKE SHE S CLOWN ''SAD DEAL
Just when you think she couldn't make herself look stupider....she opens her mouth and words come out !!! WTF?? When will her paid handlers, by that I mean family members, get the message and keep her off TV. It dosent do a thing for her image. It just lets us see shes NO closer to sanity than she was 1 year ago.
THE TOP TEN USTU BE FUN MAN LETTERMAN IS OLD AND STUPID '''''''''NOW MORE THAN EVER]]]]]]]]]]]
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD IDEA ON BRITNEYS CAMP THEY MUST THINK SHE'S CLOWN '''
[[I CAN'T BELIVE SHE'S THAT STUPID [[NOT ]]]TO KNOW HER LIFE IS ALREADY COMEDY DON'T PISS ON YOUR OWN NAME ANY MORE MAN THIS GIRL REALLY IS FAR GONNE AWAY FROM REALITY ''' IS LIKE SHE S CLOWN ''SAD DEAL
THE TOP TEN USTU BE FUN MAN LETTERMAN IS OLD AND STUPID '''''''''NOW MORE THAN EVER]]]]]]]]]]]
WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD IDEA ON BRITNEYS CAMP THEY MUST THINK SHE'S CLOWN '''
[[I CAN'T BELIVE SHE'S THAT STUPID [[NOT ]]]TO KNOW HER LIFE IS ALREADY COMEDY DON'T PISS ON YOUR OWN NAME ANY MORE MAN THIS GIRL REALLY IS FAR GONNE AWAY FROM REALITY ''' IS LIKE SHE S CLOWN ''SAD DEAL
Just when you think she couldn't make herself look stupider....she opens her mouth and words come out !!! WTF?? When will her paid handlers, by that I mean family members, get the message and keep her off TV. It dosent do a thing for her image. It just lets us see shes NO closer to sanity than she was 1 year ago.
No doubt this was pre recorded and Letterman never even said a word to her. Her Daddy sure dosent want her talking for some reason. Wonder why?? Why would she go on TV and make herself look even more ridiculous ?? Enough of the pics with the clowns belly flopping all over the place alright ?? You CANT photoshop the crazy out of her FAS eyes.
ANONYMOUS---so jealous- so got no life I have all the time in the world to to repeatedly over and over ad nauseatum post slurs against Britney.
You are at best an obviously tunnnel visioned, hate mongering moron.
Maybe if you are so much better you'll post your pics and bank account info and address and the papparazzi will follow you to make their money!!!!!!
Britney lives her life the ups the downs and the in betweens and learns her lessons about the for profit husband and his gal Shar and all the other hangeroners and those that make money or get famous by just being connected to her.
ANONYMOUS get a clue you aren't famous but you keep trying to tie yourself to her in some way---very sad
Nobody is jealous and only an idiot would want to trade places with her. These sites are only a place for people to post their true opinions. If it happens to be negative, than so be it.
I love her!
I love her!
Retarded brain dead sow!