Britney To Write A Book!

Can you write a book using crayons?

What a cute girl!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the free celeb dating site

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and she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us.

Hey u guyz, tanks for byin mah book. i told yall it wuz gunna b gud, after all i gotz a reel suthern edumacashun!

Luv, Britnie? Britnee?...Britney! yay! C i reeeeeelly am smart!

Don't know if it's just because of the book being so close, but her eye color looks blue. Makes her look more like Melissa Joan Hart in that picture.

She already has a book, it is called the "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders"

I guess she could always write a new addition.

I'd definately buy the book

she should cut her extensions to this length, it looks much better

Like Britards read books....

I don't think she can even READ a book the dumb hillbilly!!!

she can't write a song how in the hell will she srite a book? Girl please.Say ur handlers will write a book for u.

LOL!!! Shitney has an 8th grade education; how can anyone expect her to write a legible book?? Is she even capable of reading to her children? She ought to stick to doing boring MTV interviews. The only way she'd ever get a book published is if she used a "ghost writer". What a farce....

Shitney is a textbook case for the Journal of Psychiatric Disorders. What ever possessed her to think she's capable of penning an autobiography? Her two sons will be able to write better than she can when they're in first grade. Maybe it's finally dawned on her that she CAN'T sing or dance and she better attempt to do something else to stay in the public eye. The only thing Shitney will be remembered for is flashing her crotch to the world and being taken off on a gurney to the mental ward TWICE in 2008. She should come to grips with the fact that she's a has-been pop tart...and retire.

It'll be a pop-up book for retards. She can't even complete a sentence, is her son going to write it for her?

I was waiting for X17 to spin this one. Everytime I hear Briney saying "I'm a smart person, what the hell was I thinking?"..I literally crack up!! This, from a woman, who obviously got her driver's license at Sears. The woman has NO clue. She is Rudy's puppet and the whole world is laughing at this make-believe comeback. She's a bad copy of Smelly Vadge. Only her deluded, obsessed fantards buy this crap. Her doc was a joke. She answered nothing. It was all a spin from the money grubbers around her, including her hillbilly daddio. Go Home Britney, Please! I'm embarrassed for you. Throwing your arms around is not dancing. This is really worse than your meltdown.

THIS GIRL BECOMES A BIGGER AND BIGGER JOKE WITH EACH PASSING DAY SHE NEEDS TO JUST TAKE THE GAS PIPE SHE NEEDS TO COMIT SUISIDE AND GET OUT OF EVERYONES HAIR

BRITNEY KNOWS HOW TO WRITE?

BRITNEY HAS TO HAVE PICTURE BOOKS JUST TO FOLOW THE STORIES. AND THAT'S ONLY WHEN SHE COMES DOWN FROM HER DRUG HIGHS NOW AND THEN, LOL.

Whether it's Larry Rudolph, Jamie, Shitney or all three who are promoting all this hype, it's overbearing. Anyone who has watched one of her "comeback" lackluster performances can tell she's still a mental midget who should have retired years ago. Why don't they give the whole "Britney" campaign smear a rest and let her return to what she does best; flashing her crotch, inhaling Starbuck's coffee, smoking, shopping at Rite Aid, driving aimlessly around L.A. and being carted off on a gurney to the mental ward. She certainly never worked at being a mother to her two small sons. Thank God Kevin has full custody while Shitney is cavorting around the universe being the egocentric, self-satisfied attention ho she's always been. What a waste of a human being...

WOW, a "mysterious book" that will tell us nothing, just like her infomercial documentary told us nothing.

Snivel, cry, whine, moan, blame everyone else for her problems, BUT, BUY MY CD'S AND MY PERFUME Y'ALL.

This cud chewing hillbilly from the sticks is a clueless slut with no talent or imagination. After her doc last night, I can tell you, I will never buy, watch, or listen to anything this no talent lip-synching HO tries to put out again.

LOL 9:23

"cud chewing hillbilly from the sticks"


That was a perfect discription of the mental retard, lol.

I agree, she can't even write one of her own songs. How the hell is she going to write a whole book. Oh wait, her mommy or a ghost writer, lol.

JESUS! You could land a plane on that forehead!

happy birthday queen britney and thanks for ur wonderful album i just downloaded it from itunes its the best i cant wait to go to the store tomorrow and get me the 3 more copies for my bf and my sister they love you too.....u r back and better than ever the deluxe edition from circus its amazing love the bonus tracks and the vixdeos so come on guys its time to buy it on itunes now its dec 2nd already or go to the store and get 2 or more copies for u and ur friends so britney can brake another record

womanizer
circus
out from under
kill the lights
shattered glass
mannequin
unusual
radar
trouble those r my favorites the whole album its what i was expecting from QUEEN BRITNEY
happy 27th bday sweetheart

More egotistical rambling buullshit coming at ya! Should be quite the work of deluded fiction!

If Brit wrote a book, I wouldn't expect any revelations. She'll probably use her mother's ghost writer to pitch 200-300 pages of silly anecdotes. I saw her mother's book on one of the 50% Off tables at Barnes and Noble. I wouldn't read her book if they were giving it away.

Sometimes I feel bad for her but she is so fake in so many ways. I can't help but think the documentry was just another way of trying to draw attention to herself. I really don't think she cares about letting people hear the truth, she just wants to try and put herself back in a good light. Can't blame the girl for trying, but I dont think her documentry helped her case.

All she gives is "I had that type of nature in me that wanted to rebel out"

and then she says she let bad people in her life because she was "lonely, or whatever"

It just sounds so half hearted. She isnt ready to admit to herself what happened.

10:53 I think the documentary may have hurt her case with some of the more ardent fans who have defended her for years. I have been reading the fans mixed feedback. The promotional spots led some to believe she was going to explain, “What the hell was I (she) thinking?“ Expectations were high and the disappointment is widespread.

This ditch-pig is a lousy mother, can't sing live, legally can't handle her own finances or personal life. Is daddy going to have to write a book for her? Boo fricken hoo "the paps and the wrong people are to blame for me going 5150."
Geez Britney, be accountable for yourself. Look in the mirror, the greasy faced hillbilly staring back at you is to blame.
Grow a brain.

Brit Dodges the 5,150 Pound Elephant
Posted Dec 1st 2008 12:42PM by TMZ Staff

There was no Britney Spears documentary last night, there was only propaganda.

Funny that a feature film that was supposed to examine everything in her life conveniently glossed over the parts where she was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold, flashed the no-no bits, hung around scumbags like Sam Lutfi and Adnan, and was placed under a conservatorship after being strapped onto a gurney -- twice.

Bottom line -- Britney and MTV had an opportunity to help us understand the real Britney. Then again, when a Britney tell-all is sponsored by a Britney perfume line, how real could it possibly get?

http: // www.tmz.com/page/2/

5:20, she actually was wearing blue contacts at the time. I believe this was taken in September 2007, a little bit after the VMA performance.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

You have lost your credibility already "Ace of Swords" and became loughing stock for the world already.Whatever you say it will be another cause to laugh at you loudly. Start working to gain control over your mind (Kriya Yoga) , Clean your body from tattoos . Stop smoking. Until then you are on your own and heading down.
Bankrupcy and mental award are next? Time izz runnin out from you or it is already over for you "Ace of Swords"?
Pity for you...:(

Much Love however...:)

Hey, these people hate britney.. i really can´t underestand why, and by the way if u hat her just live her alone.. why post a comment? go say something about muly cyrus, hm?
about the book, i think she just said that as a joke, she is not planning to write something, she was just saying this to be ironic and provoke ppl... thats what i think.

Asked why she shaved her head, Britney says, "I was going through so much artificial stuff with my kids and Kevin at the time. He'd just left me and I was devastated. ... People shave their heads all the time." She calls it "a little bit of rebellion, or feeling free, or shedding stuff that had happened, you know?"
IF THIS IS TRUE THEN WHY DID SHE WEAR UGLY WIGS & HATS TO COVER UP HER BALD HEAD??? BRITNEY WE ARE NOT AS DUMB AS YOU ARE AND YOUR SO CALLED DOCUMENTARY WAS ALL LIES AND BLAME TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE.

It better be a picture book.Britards can't read words.

can she go write it somewhere far far away? go away britney, just go away

If you hate her so much, why are you here? Us Britards believe this is our Britney fan page where we can robotically type the same boring "she's so pretty", and "She's on the biggest comeback ever" dribble. Your funny jabs and mean spirited truth's (that we don't want to hear) are in the way of our daily "find a like minded idolizer/stalker" chatroom we are trying to conduct here, so just go back to your mamma's basement you 500lb jelus haters!

I just watched her performance on GMA and she BROUGHT IT! She looks like she's getting more comfortable on the stage and is a bit more relaxed than the performances overseas. She did Circus instead of Womanizer and it was good...really good.
Luv 2 U All!
xoxo

Wonder where she will be peddling her CD X-mas week instead of being with her kids like she did in Europe over the Thanksgiving weekend.

Hey 5:32 .

We have seen pictures of Britney fans at a LA protest.Talk about 500 pounnd losers .

which one was u???

the one holding the free britney sign??

or the one holding the I'm a tweenie britard loser who luvs the drucken slut called britney???

Poster 5:46, Kevin has the kids 50% of the holidays, She had Mothers Day he had Independance Day, they shared the boys B-Day(s), she got Halloween, He got Thanksgiving and they will share on Christmas.
I would expect an uninformed, unintelligent comment coming from someone who "X's" out CHRIST when they spell Christmas.
Yall stop hating!

BritneychoosesLIFE put a plastic bag over your head and tie the ends closed.

Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the tall dating site: ___Tallmingle.com___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract tall guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!

You mean the GHOSTWRITER will be writing a book FOR her.
Since Britney is a 9th grade drop out, we all know she can't read OR write.
A poor excuse for a human being that I've ever heard of.

I doubt she'll co-write a book.

Shitney only co-wrote two songs on her new album. The rest where all wrote for her. And this stupid skank thinks she can write a book. The only book she could write is how to lose custody of your children. LOSER.

Can Britney even read?