Britney Trades In Her Mercedes SUV For Something A Little Sportier!

i love that truck!!!

What kids? She could care less about them. She had them to keep their daddy when that did not work so was here days of being a mother. She is really in the manic stage. sadly, money and material things can't bring u happiness.

Dumptney wants a convertibile so the paps can see her better - yup, let the craziness begin again! ((Oh and nice John Deer plate on a fancy car - - what a trailer trash hick she is)).

Beautiful Brit. Expensive cars. Fame and fortune. Millions of fans.
Ugly jealous losers. Nothing.

There are so many people who work harder than her and get nothing. People doing real work and helping others.

I'm sorry, but I don't consider dancing on a stage and not even singing work.

Your WRONG. Daddy took her truck away because she is ALREADY getting tickets (tmz has pics) And she was showing her TRUE CRAZY SELF to the paps again the day before. This lunitic drives just about as well as she takes care of that MUTT on her head. KEEP US SAFE and keep her off the road DADDY.

Looks like a dirty, greasy skank CHECK
Pounding back fried, greasy junk food CHECK
Full blown manic shopping trip CHECK
No room for her little mistakes CHECK
Mugging for her bffs the paps CHECK
Same bat shit crazy whore CHECK

She doesn't sing or dance. She spends 40-45 mins waddle arm waving & lipping. She's rich cos of stupid tweens wanna F U C K her. Lmfao they're the ONLY ones who do cos she a mental WHORE!!!!!!

Stay off the roads. Deep fried bipolar Britters needs to get herself some red bull, correctol & papper cock ya'll

She couldnt just drive it into the dealership and trade it in..like the rest of us? whats with the tow?

Every mother of two needs a two seater.

WELL BRIT FINALLY GOT A CAR THAT CAN KILL HER IN A HEARTBEAT ! ITS NOT A TOY !! YA JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID !

WELL BRIT FINALLY GOT A CAR THAT CAN KILL HER IN A HEARTBEAT ! ITS NOT A TOY !! YA JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID !

People that come on here and talk poo are sssooo funny. I would like to see all of your pics so I can comment about how fat ugly and a waste of space you are!!! hahaha get a life and stop worrying about someone that does not has not done anything to you. you hate her so much yet you sell out her concerts and buy her cds. make her songs number 1.. hhhhmmm so I guess she is doing something right. maybe not the best mom but we all make mistakes.hers was KFAT but she is trying. lets see you do something that makes your face worthy of X17.. good luck with that

The story totaly lacks anything ... like "sense".
This nice and shiny Porsche Boxster is propably a 2002 or 2003 car. Buy them anywhere (specially in Southern Cali) for 20K.
The G-Class is / was a 07, 08; should be about 70 - 90 K. Considering the bread-and-cookie-crums in the backseat, might still be worth 50K (minimum).
So trade-in (in it true meaning) would never work; no dealer would cough out cash and take in an expensive car in exchange for an "easy-seller" Boxster.
Totaly not, never ever.
More likely: the Porsche was sitting somewhere for ages (and was reactivated to avoid damages to the killing machine that is the G-Class).
Have you ever driven a G-Class? If you do, you will notice that literaly NOTHING can stop you in that. Drive over / through anything - the car will go on. No wonder half of the european armies use that thing for 30 years now.

deja vu. Methinks the Crazy Britney is going to relaunch soon!

wow.....tough life!!!

Now her nasty hair can blow in the wind and get more ratted.

Someone needs to give her a lobotomy.

Good, she's driving a fast death trap! Porsches can be a real handful to drive if you don't know what you're doing. It's also good, because she can't kill both kids at the same time when she wrecks! She's a menace to anyone on the roads and a fast car will only encourage her to drive like an even bigger retard!

Selfish, self absorbed, flabby skank.
That looks twice her real age.

It's going to cost her a pretty penny to get the chicken grease and blood stains constantly removed from that car. Not even an industrial sized barrel of Scotch Guard will be able to protect that car from the filthy hog driving it! And it's already marked as a redneck vehicle! Who puts a John Deere vanity plate on a car like that? Fricking rednecks do, that's who!

She never wears a seatbelt. She'll get a windshield lobotomy.

James Dean died in a Porsche. She has probably a 1/4 of his intelligence and can't drive worth shit........

She a fuckin crash test dummy. Don't care about her dying from craptastic driving. Hope she doesn't kill anybody though.

She's still trying to unload the Summit house at a 1.2 million loss. The Calabasas house is a lease. Her black Mercedes was a lease. The Porsche is probably a lease too.

lolololololol swamp rat's got a John Deere tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What they'll have to deal with when they clean out Porky's old Mercedes.
-Approx 800 ciggie butts, w/ assorted ciggie burns (roughly a week's supply)
-Steering wheel replaced because of being covered in chicken grease
-Spilled and rancid frap debris
-Assorted extra extra large butt plugs/dildos
-Several copies of Porcine Weekly
-Several dried softball sized blood clots
-Badly forged papers of sanity
-Drug debris (happy pills)
-Chocolate bon bons (actually Ex-lax tabs)
-Several hundred fast food wrappers
-Poop stains
-Coupons for Dr. Dave's Abortion Shack (2 for 1s)
-A couple of emaciated and long dead dog carcasses
-Dozens of jizz stains from multiple donors
-Gnawed on Trail Park Barbie Britney Edition
-Picture of Madonna with kids, but Britney's face stuck over Vadge's w/gum
-Countless wads of chewed gum
-Several mini-bars worth of empty airplane booze bottles
-Several large weave hair balls that look like they were coughed up by a dying elephant.
-The other half of Britney's micro-brain (she won't miss it)
Copy of Lipsyncing for Dummies book
-Pap locator radar (for when daddy takes her phone away)
-Several camera flash bars for when the pap locator doesn't work
-Several bedazzled and wrinkled pics of Adnuts with something that looks and smells like rancid slug goo
And that's what they found in just the first 5 minutes of clean up! They may never get the nasty smell of it all out though.

-Several bedazzled and wrinkled pics of Adnuts with something that looks and smells like rancid slug goo
And that's what they found in just the first 5 minutes of clean up! They may never get the nasty smell of it all out though.

Gnawed on Trail Park Barbie Britney Edition doll-just clarifying

Damn, 'Trailer'! Sorry, that was a long list and I was only hitting the highlights.

What's wrong with a John Deere Logo?
I think thats cool. Everyone who rants about John Deere should loose his/her hair with the roots.....*sigh*
Farmers rock! You haters couldn't shove those Big Macs down your greedy throats if there would be no John Deere vehicles...

She changes cars for the same reasons she changes clothes, so the photogs won't get tired of her. And 5:14 the only person shoving a mcbac down their greedy throat these days is Pigney Spears.

Lazy people who don't want to work,
are jealous of hard-working rednecks.
That's not surprising.
They can't stand Britney's wealth and talent.

yeah we want fame and money so some one other people get to enjoy the real GOOD LIFE OTHER than britney THAT CHEAP LOOKING CAR SORRY
BUT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER

john deere ?? was she trying to buy tractor at the same time ??

is this WHAT REAL QUEEN POP DRIVES ??
MAN I WAS EXPECTING TRUE MUSCLE ON THE SPEED WAY
NOT THIS GRAMMA VEHICLE '''
CAN SOME ONE PLEASE HELP THIS DELUSIONAL OBLIVIOUS LADY PLEASE HAVE SOME COMPASSION IF YOUR GONNA TAKE PAY CHECK FROM HER AND HELP HER PLEASE ''''''
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP THIS LOST SOUL

gooey snail trail on driver's seat

Badney doesn't "work hard" at all......lol

Badney doesn't "work hard" at all......lol

Badney doesn't "work hard" at all......lol

Badney doesn't "work hard" at all......lol

Badney doesn't "work hard" at all......lol

is more like bloatney

we know she doesn't work hard at anything look at her children victoria is the one doing the real parenting she just pays rent for her mother tittle ''

this victim is sad story now

oh no this mama is in control right ??
lol kay .......

That truck was so cute though!

Fast car, no seat belts, no brains....Daddy Spears needs to keep a closer eye on his prized hog.