Britney's Boyfriend, Bodyguard Or BFF?

I miss when Britney was crazy and drove around in that white Mercedes with all the plastic pumpkins on the dashboard. They'd roll all over it as she made the sharp turn into the KFC drive-thru for a sh*t bowl or whatever that kaka was in a bowl she'd order.

Mystery man?? That's Bryan, her brother. I suppose you can't ell who's in the back seat either.

she was never crazy.

Don't know who he is, and don't care. As long as the boys are safely strapped in and Psycho-Slut is not behind the wheel, I'm good.

its her brother/sex partner

she is totally crazy.she is a mental freak asshole

that is definitely not her brother. wrong profile.

Well, a bit less handsome is her FAS eyed child.

And the least attractive of them all is the ungroomed bloated fat cow, Crapney.

One thing clear by the first picture,ms spears doesn't appreciate your intrusiveness,x17.And know what,i don't and wouldn't either.Find some superficial celebrity that desrve your harassing attention,not ms spears.

The second pic looks like Jordan Bratman.

Twitney is Pretty Vacant.

Apparently it's a driver since the retard is not allowed out of the house by herself.

RUN THE TAG!

Benji Madden wearing a wig? or some other "date" rented by daddy Spears?

Probably a hired rent-a-dick to keep the beast at bay! PeePaw can't afford her yanking at the puppet strings right now and is probably tired and disgusted by her laying-on-the-floor-naked-screaming-fits about being cut off from peen! It's good to see she's at least not threatening public safety again by driving!

She doesn't have that nasty cock eating grin on her face, like she always gets, so he's probably just a security dude that has to suffer through her psychosis like the rest. Either that, or Jayden got to see another in car BJ from his mom and all he had to pacify himself with was a couple of half smoked Marley Lights form his toddler ashtray.

BETTER THAN BENJI.

She has no chance of ever having a 'date'. She's under lock and key unless they want her to appear normal. Not a good life, guys, not a good life.

Jayden certainly looks more mentally challenged a.k.a. r e t a r d e d the older he gets. So sad.

God Britney, you can't put kids that small in booster seats!

"He looks handsome and that's all that counts" Wow X17 has some low standards. The guy could be a murdering child molester but X17 would be okay with it since he's goodlooking.

some of you are pathetic to talk about someone you dont know like this it shows how big of a loser you must be.. especially about innocent children

some of you are pathetic to talk about someone you dont know like this it shows how big of a loser you must be.. especially about innocent children

Yew, good looks is all that counts. Not someones ethical standards, or their beliefs, or there attitude towards life, or anything else important.

They could be a killer, or chlld molester, or criminal, or a woman beater or a million other horible things. But those things don't matter as long as they are good looking, right X17. You people are so shallow and stupid. No wonder Britney is a mess!

2:11

STFU!! and go suck on a big black dick you ho bag!

leave her alone everyones crazy in one way or another

So true Amy. And great point. But you have to remember, X17 has no standards. They are rock bottom scum. They had a lot to do with Britney's downfall. And they showed those pictures on their site last year of Britney on her monthy. And a whole bunch of other horrible things. They act like Britney is their queen B but they are not freinds with her and they don't care about her at all. She is just a meal ticket for X17 and their sick life style.

2:18

You may be crazy, but most of the world is not. So stop acting like your being crazy is normal by saying the whole world is crazy like you and Britney. Most of the world is not down there where you are in the gutter. You are a sick twisted scum bag. That means you and Britney. But most are sane and rational in this world and happy, unlike you and Britney. Now STFU!!!!

The poster at 2:18 is just an x17 employee trolling their own site trying to piss other posters off by acting stupid and insulting. Just ignore them. They are rock bottom sewage rats, lol.

Britney is just as insane and mentally chalenged as ever. And her poor kids look like they have FAS too.

X17 is as pathetic as Britney is! Trying to make it seem like Shitney MIGHT have a BF when everyone with half a brain knows that no man wants her crazy ass.

2:25,Excuse me,sir or madam but do you watch the news because most of the world,including the u.s,are not happy or rational at this time.You must have a charmed life(got it made).

It is clear that Britney went crazy because she realized the harm she did her baby in fetro. She needs to get her tubes tied. Dumb bitch.

TO: VIRGINIA'S W. BLACK MAN. Just because the news makes the world look crazy does not mean the world is crazy. The news loves to glorify insanity, violence, and missery. That is how they make their money. They use fear, degredation, violence, and low level emotional stumulation to drive people down and hook them with worry and dispair. Most of the world is filled with good hearted people that are trying to do good and right. But I guess you are one of the bad ones since you have such a negative and pessamistic point of view.

fetro? if anyone is "retarded" (don't get me started on grown adults calling children retarded... that's just plain ignorant)... but if you feel the need to bash someone you don't even know... don't make yourself look stupid by making up words...

2:52,No sir or madam.The topics on cnn are certainly real.The country is declining terribly,most americans know this to be true.Other people of the world hate each other,possibly religious reasons.The world as it stands today is heading for a hellish state.But you may be in a better position,if so good for you but many americans are not,But otherwise,to stay on my original comment,good luck ms spears.

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Any man who would go near this fat ugly whore needs his head looking at.

The facts are , Jayen James is clearly down syndrome and FAS that is just the truth.
like it or not,

lmao some of you are so sick. I wouldn't put it past someone who is just posting all these ridiculous comments themselves. It's only one person on this site posting the same garbage. That's not her boyfriend. It's just her driver.

I think its either her driver or bodyguard or both. I dont think she would take her baby on a date with her.

Hi kimmerly! How are you doing today? Britney sure looks like she doesnt want to be bothered by those paps today.

She looks like how i feel when people try to mess with me pretending to by my friend.

so you look bloated and stupid?

*That's all that counts*

...really x17, is that all that counts?
from you guys I would not doubt it.

BRIT LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD AND COMIT SUISIDE

Oh come on kimmerly cant you take a joke?

Who in the hell would date Britney with all her problems, baggage and craziness?

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking .ad again.
Thanks Britney for having retired NOW!
Thanks Britney ...
Much Love however :)
Thanks Britney for having shaved your he

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking .
Thanks Britney for having shaved your head again.
Thanks Britney for having retired NOW!
Thanks Britney ...
Much Love however :)

2:25

Yes it is rather apparent from your post how happy you are that you are trying so hard to make others believe that most of the world is happy. The thing is when you make such a statement you have to have been around and lived a while in the world and been to places, seen things that are unpleasant and have the maturity to realize that all of us have good and bad days, a potential to have mental breakdowns and also the possibility that in an instant we can make a poor choice that can alter our life. It is a requirement to be a whole person with comfort and peace that you know the difference between good and bad and have some experience with it if you are going to try to explain it to another person. You must also entertain the possibilities that some people are just born a certain way and others have trauma in their lives that cause them to act irrational or they through many means have chemical imbalances self induced otherwise. Keep an open mind. There is much to much to learn and none of us ever know it all. Lead by example and you won't have to be concerned about trying so hard to prove yourself that you are rational. It could be possible that happy, sane, rational people do not have a need to tell anyone to STFU. Smile honey it's just a day in your life. Your honesty to yourself could impact anothers life. Be happy and let your reflection show it. Peace to you. Happy Holidays everyone! "Tis the season......

2:52

"But I guess you are one of the bad ones since you have such a negative and pessamistic point of view."

First off get a dictionary. If you are going to try to sound worldly and intelligent spell the big words correctly. I'm not trying to be mean to you but if you want to be taken seriously it is necessary. How can you tell this man is bad? What are your reasons? Because he said the news is a good source for information on the world? He is correct. That is why it is called the news.

2:52

You must be living a charmed life or in an unrealistic world that most of us do not see. Lucky you. Have you had the pleasure of taking a trip around the world and meeting the earth's happy people? That is amazing considering there are so many that go places and never return because they are killed dead. Sorry honey but I will have to go with the man on this one. He is right about most of the world hatred and misery is due to religious reasoning and preference and if you take some classes on Civilizations of the World and maybe Cultural Anthropology, and Sociology you will learn much about what he meant. Many believe that if there ever is complete peace on earth Jesus will come. I keep looking for him but his flight has not landed yet. If you want to see up close and personal in a relatively safe environment what a large part of the population is going through volunteer your happy worldly services. There is much work to be done and if you volunteer in a homeless shelter or a Crisis Center for Women you might find out some things that you are not aware of and you might be a shining example to someone who needs to see what hope looks like. It is possible that right in your hometown or nearby there is one of these places. You will see that there are many that end up in situations that they simply could not control. Loss of jobs from layoffs, losing their homes and having to live under bridges, in vacant buildings or in their cars to name a few. They have to have a hand up. If you live a charmed life get off this blog, go to work and share your joy. Also the word bad is generally not in a happy person's vocabulary. Degradation is what you were doing to the Black Man. Pessimistic is how you sounded to me. Your sense of low level stimulation statement makes no sense when you are doing whatever you can to insult and make misery to this gentleman who is not doing anything except giving his opinion and contrary to what you are thinking he was not speaking to you specifically as I am. Also low level sounds like you are thinking you might be better than another person and immune to the pain and suffering that happens in life. Be very careful because generally people who think their truth is the only truth learn the hard way that the truth is what is happening right now today at the very moment in time. After the occurrence the truth might possibly change and then it is no longer the truth. Misery is easy to spot and you seem to have some. Good luck with that. I hope you understand what I just said to you.

Boy 2:52 & 2:25 must have REALLY crawled under your skin!

Kimmerly makes up people to be her friend. She is just as sad as Britney is. And the Novel writer too - she/he bashes people for always coming to this site but she/he is the ONLY one that consistently writes her/his garbage here.

2:52 continued
If you live a charmed life get off this blog, go to work and share your joy. Also the word bad is generally not in a happy person's vocabulary. Degradation is what you were doing to the Black Man. Pessimistic is how you sounded to me. Your sense of low level stimulation statement makes no sense when you are doing whatever you can to insult and
challenge instead of having an attitude of gratitude which is likely in your heart but for some reason you chose to forget for a few moments as you were writing. Perhaps it is frustration. I find you to be a person that could do great things if you applied yourself and took the steps to be what you say you are. Start with an apology to the Black Man. Progress is a daily step and you choose whether you want to step up or step out. Once you step out it is just like a game of jump rope it takes a little time for you to get your turn again or for anyone to let you jump because you stepped out. Maybe not a good analogy but it is quite early and I worked all night. Be pleasant and kind, show that smile you surely have, keep the faith that happiness is possible. That is not a bad quality to possess it is just not the truth for many people. Christmas is here in a few days and it is a nice time to make a commitment to just do one thing every day anonymously to help another person. The simplest of things are generally appreciated. I know from experience that anything is possible in God's time. You choose your perception of God. I am not trying to sell religion to you. The youth of America will be running this country some day and if you want to stay positive then that means you must veer away from all things negative. Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Years to you. Great time at New Years to recognize what you are going to do. Stay just the way you are which is ok or work helping others who need your happiness, joy and freedom. It is the year of change and that needs to apply to all of us. And yes I write lengthy statements but what I said to you I felt from my heart to do. Rise above the X17 ground crew and show them the way to be happy. You can do it. Since this board is really not about Britney anymore use it as a forum to help people that need to find their way or think they know more than they do.

God Bless :)

4:21

There was no bashing in my writing to the young lady. She has potential to rise above this forum and do good things in positive ways. Anyone can if they are willing to accept change and with change sometimes an open mind and a few pointers from someone who has been through various behavior patterns in their own life lends credibility to my statements. I was just sharing with her that she can be anything she wants. Unless you are her this was not addressed to you or should it be your concern. If I choose to write dozens of things on here and say things that I feel in my heart that is between me and my God. I will keep you in my prayers. Confrontations with me are rather boring honey. I will word you until you are worn out. No seriously this was not a bash just a gesture that I decided to share. Have a nice day. Bye hun! :)

John Lennon wrote:
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

4:53 You write too much shit that noone cares about. Go preach your bullshit elsewhere. People here love Britbrit like me and others or hate her. Either way I dont care. I just love her and think shes an extremely sexy lovely sweet woman. Thats just my opinion. Kthxbye.

And by the fucking way, dont you EVER think you should give me advice on anything regarding my life. You dont know shit about me. And neither do i about you. I appreciate your words but i have more to my life than x17/celeb/brit/

Poor Britney and her sad constricted life. To see her get a little joy from not having clickers around in her face doing xmas carols makes me so so happy. I hope she doesnt reject my penguin i sent her.

People should stop hating on others!! we ALL have problems, we have the luxury of hiding ours from public view.. come on guys be NICE!! Britney is a mother and most of all a human being who deserves respect.

Maybe say your view in a nicer way if you have to be mean.. you don;t have to be vulgar.

She is getting her life together again, give her a break!

People should stop hating on others!! we ALL have problems, we have the luxury of hiding ours from public view.. come on guys be NICE!! Britney is a mother and most of all a human being who deserves respect.

Maybe say your view in a nicer way if you have to be mean.. you don;t have to be vulgar.

She is getting her life together again, give her a break!

People should stop hating on others!! we ALL have problems, we have the luxury of hiding ours from public view.. come on guys be NICE!! Britney is a mother and most of all a human being who deserves respect.

Maybe say your view in a nicer way if you have to be mean.. you don;t have to be vulgar.

She is getting her life together again, give her a break!

Britneys hott!

She looks great.

Kimmerly:
What rock did you crawl out from under? I don't believe you are for real. Are you just a child who is desperate for any kind of attention? Perhaps you can not read well? Either way your perception of what was written here which by the way had nothing whatsoever to do with you and unless your ego is making you believe you have the power to shut people up you are probably in line for a lot more emotional bruisings in your lifetime. My guess is that you are just a silly little girl oozing with desperation to be noticed. Ok you have officially been noticed. I will tell you like many before you I will write what I want to write and how I want to write it and to whom. Your message about Britney made absolutely no sense at all considering I certainly did not attack Britney since I am a fan. Is your ability to comprehend this skewed? Anyway I am old enough to be your mother and if you were my child I would set you down and tell you that you are not making much sense and are making a fool of yourself trying to set yourself up to be taken down which is ridiculous. Why on earth would you do that. Arguing with someone who was not doing anything but being positive and hopeful for another persons future is not about you. This is about you. Grow up child. Hush your mouth and listen. You have much to learn before you speak. Manners would be a good start for you because the ones you have right now are very bad. I have seen you on here for a couple of weeks and you are just the latest tantrum throwing child who has come through here over the course of a year just being a nuisance. Now with that said I don't want to know you, talk to you and I will ignore you after this. So talk all you want but you simply are not worth my trouble until you grow up enough to learn to apologize to others that you have done wrong. You are not the center of the universe and I have never spoke to you before nor will I after this. You are making trouble for yourself. Keep asking for it you will get it. I doubt you act like this in person, you are probably a cowardly little child. Say whatever you want but you seem lonely and if you are trying to get attention and have someone to converse with attacking them is not exactly the way to achieve that.

Kimmerly:
What rock did you crawl out from under? I don't believe you are for real. Are you just a child who is desperate for any kind of attention? Perhaps you can not read well? Either way your perception of what was written here which by the way had nothing whatsoever to do with you and unless your ego is making you believe you have the power to shut people up you are probably in line for a lot more emotional bruisings in your lifetime. My guess is that you are just a silly little girl oozing with desperation to be noticed. Ok you have officially been noticed. I will tell you like many before you I will write what I want to write and how I want to write it and to whom. Your message about Britney made absolutely no sense at all considering I certainly did not attack Britney since I am a fan. Is your ability to comprehend this skewed? Anyway I am old enough to be your mother and if you were my child I would set you down and tell you that you are not making much sense and are making a fool of yourself trying to set yourself up to be taken down which is ridiculous. Why on earth would you do that. Arguing with someone who was not doing anything but being positive and hopeful for another persons future is not about you. This is about you. Grow up child. Hush your mouth and listen. You have much to learn before you speak. Manners would be a good start for you because the ones you have right now are very bad. I have seen you on here for a couple of weeks and you are just the latest tantrum throwing child who has come through here over the course of a year just being a nuisance. Now with that said I don't want to know you, talk to you and I will ignore you after this. So talk all you want but you simply are not worth my trouble until you grow up enough to learn to apologize to others that you have done wrong. You are not the center of the universe and I have never spoke to you before nor will I after this. You are making trouble for yourself. Keep asking for it you will get it. I doubt you act like this in person, you are probably a cowardly little child. Say whatever you want but you seem lonely and if you are trying to get attention and have someone to converse with attacking them is not exactly the way to achieve that.

Now with that said I don't want to know you, talk to you and I will ignore you after this. So talk all you want but you simply are not worth my trouble until you grow up enough to learn to apologize to others that you have done wrong. You are not the center of the universe and I have never spoke to you before nor will I after this. You are making trouble for yourself. Keep asking for it you will get it. I doubt you act like this in person, you are probably a cowardly little child. Say whatever you want but you seem lonely and if you are trying to get attention and have someone to converse with attacking them is not exactly the way to achieve that.

4:52, I just made an obvious observation. And it is still in effect. It must have been your holy mission for the day and now it continues to drone on. No big surprise. Not every one sees with your so wisened eyes, despite your beliefs.

Let this be our daily mantra!
Oh deep great spirit! Let us see with the absolute and blind wisdom of arrogant certainty of all things in this world through our most holy blog sage! Let us feign simple humility while professing we know the world better than all others. Let us speak to all anonymous adults who do not see in the same way as simple minded children. For the sage is perfection. So mode it be!
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GAK!!!

that is not her brother and you people are not nice