Britney's Dating Her Agent? Um, Yeah We Told You So!

poor guy

No shes not...yet another bogus rumour...

I bet she licks his asshole...she looks like that type

I would lick his asshole - oh wait, nevermind. dayum!

At least, Kevin was 10x hotter and Adnan sort of look ok.

I hope it's good enough for her to get rid of that dum ass piece of shit dad Jamie.

Brit may be smarter than you think. I think she has a plan.

Wow 9:41. That's cool. Haven't thought of that one. Could be. I agree, he is a piece of shit dumb ass.
What about her fucked up mom Lynn and that pathetic wormy drug head brother Brian? You hardly ever see them. I know they're still sucking Britney's ass dry.

He's only with the RETARD for her $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ just like everybody else in her miserable life. He looks embarrassed to be seen with her.

I think it's great for her! I think he is very good for her and she deserves it after the hard years she had!

if he was the real deal and hes the man
why wait for so long ??
to tell people ??

her brain is not all there she looks and walks around like robot
when ever they are out

if he was the real deal and hes the man
why wait for so long ??
to tell people ??

her brain is not all there she looks and walks around like robot
when ever they are out

Daddy Speares offered him a whole lotta $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to ACT like he wants this cow.

another employee??

9:49 LMAO.....like she has a thought or something.....her only thought is when daddy is going to give her her next med cocktail....you Britards and your stupidity..funny shit to listen to you little losers babble and make excuses and believe anything this brain dead cows handlers say about her.

How sweet her Dad found her a boyfriend..Britney had more say in her day to day life when she was 17 then she does now.

I guess he's trying to up his percentage -- If he marries her, he'll get 50% instead of the usual 10%.

10:06, you're one to talk. You losers bring up situations from 2 years ago to try and make a point about her now.

She already has the most successful tour for North America, bigger than people like Elton John, Billy Joel, Cher, Bruce Springsteen, etc. People still love Britney. More 600,000 people saw her in North America ALONE! It's sold-out, it's making millions, and she's better and more succesful than EVER!

So you can sit here and continue making fun of her while she makes more than one million dollars A NIGHT!

fine medicate
now gtfo

if this man love was real
OR IF HE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT true passion

how come hes love took her money first ??
and now is REAL LOVE ???

MAN WHAT A PRO SELLS MAN
but is what jamie likes for britney

i won't believe it until i see the sex tape

YEAH!!!!!!!!!He is nice looking, he probalby doesn't get high all day, and trips to Vegas, & best of all he has a job!!! Good going!!!!!!!!!

She's so FAT! Dude just wants her $. No man in his right mind would want that skank crack whoring mentally ill cow.

So that means he can charge double for his services as an agent and as her fbuddy? Maybe he should quit being her agent and she can pay him much much more for those 'other' services.

This is bullshit. X17, that isn't proof of anything. They spend time together. So what?

crack cocaine destroys lifes

SHOCKING! She’s dating a successful man who gets along well with her family. Jason has been a close friend to Britney, Bryan and her parents for years. He has been up close and personal to witness Britney at her best and worst. And he’s still cares. Jason is a successful William Morris agent. He manages Taylor Swift, the Duff sister and other clients. It’s obvious he cares for Britney and her children. There was mutual love and trust between them as friends. The strength and longevity of their friendship provides a solid foundation for them to build a romantic relationship. I think they have been minimizing PDA because they want privacy. Wise decision. It’s a shame she did not pursue this relationship in 2006 (see the last thread).

it all goes back to your upbringing money cant buy you respect or class
forget about dignity & integrity im happy for britney she found true love
from yet another employee ,,yes hes got a job
britney going down by 50%

LefsaFan read people.com

And *he* still cares.

if JASON was ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAY HE IS
and she knew about it i guess SHE WASNT 100% CONFIDENT ??

ARE YOU MEDICATED ??

And *he* still cares.

iF jason does hook up with the crazy biatch it will be a pity fukk only. also her money probably smells pretty good to him. blocks the smell of the rancid green std slime oozing out of her diseased va-jay-jay.

if he s such a savior
why wait for so long i thought he was a friend of the family ???
which one is it guys

we dont need any other evidence because we dont care. thanks for asking. Booooring!!!

Britney was not confident about herself, anyone or anything back in 2006.

ARE YOU MEDICATED ??

Tiresome. Meh.

I think you may need something to ease your rage and relax your caps lock finger.

Perhaps you should make an appointment.

Of course, it's your decision.

Good Luck.

no one is inn rage america hates liars thats all
and america never forgets a liar

GASP! A relationship between two people who met through work?! She’s a trail blazer, isn’t she?! The trail looked promising back in 2006. If she had been more mature and pursued this flirtatious relationship she may have been a happier woman. Maybe 2009...

By the way, nice walk of shame!

http:// www.zimbio.com/Britney+Spears/articles/3412/Has+Britney+Found+A+Boyfriend

he looks like i doesnt even want to be seeing with her !!!

10:20 AND ???? SHE GETS ALLOWANCE AT AGE 27 !!! SHE CANT HAVE A PHONE OR BE ALONE WITH HER OWN KIDS or even DRIVE, DADDY SPEAREST AND K-FED AND JASON ARE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK... SLUTNEYS JUST WAITS FOR HER DAILY DOSE OF DRUGS !! HER AND HER FANS LIVE IN DELUSIONVILLE....where stripper clowns have friends that they dont have to buy....and children live with their mommies who dont make them cry.

NOT TRUE.....people dont find this mentally retarded cash cow sexy............only her money.........brain dead cow will be alone with her daddy for the rest of her pathetic life. Who in their right mind would want to stick their weenie in this braind dead stripper clowns stretched out hole ?? NOT EVEN FOR THE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dear Rager, go to a mirror and check the red vein throbbing in your neck. It could rupture while you’re pounding on the keyboard. Relax (seriously). The truth is you are entitled to your opinion (using the word in the most liberal sense). We all are. But none of our opinions will influence the course of other people’s lives. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you’ll learn to enjoy your own life - rather than be consumed by rage about someone else‘s life.

Well I’m done reading.

If you have time, relax outside for awhile.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
But sometimes he has the same FAS eyes as she does, sooooo maybe...........

Look at the pics people. They dont even touch each other. When a relationship is new and its REAL you cant keep your hands off each other. He always looks like hes afraid he might accidentally touch her while they are walking. Hes just another pimp. She might THINK there is something, but its all about the cash y'all, all about the cash.

blind dumbass h8ter

Of course she fucking the help! It's all she knows how to do! Crapping where you eat!

Ewwwwwwwwwwww 1240's f-ck buddy craps her pussy & he eats it!!!

Seriously, what normal male would get involved with her? She makes my skin crawl for MANY reasons. He must need financial security because that is THE ONLY REASON a normal person would even go there. UGH....

12:48 How does a woman "crap her pussy"? Do you need a refresher course in female anatomy? Has it been so long since you had any that you've gotten the 2 different holes confused?

When he gets kicked to the curb or regains his sense of smell and bails, he will also get fired. What an excellent way to sue the living hell out of someone!

he looks at her like she stinks on all the photos
how sad

Jason Trawick is a pimp? Really? LOL Your limited understanding of intimate relationships speaks volumes about the kinds of relationships you have experienced. Life moves forward not backward. Kevin has been dating Victoria. Despite the absence of public displays of affection, you don’t doubt they have a real relationship. It’s interesting how you apply a double standard to Britney and Jason‘s relationship. According to you, the same modest public behavior means their relationship does not exist. I think you’re disappointed there aren’t photos. You can’t write something obscene about her satisfying her sexual desires or something vulgar about inappropriate behavior in front of her children. Isn’t that what people like you do whenever you see her becoming intimate with a man? Hmmm, yes you do. You don’t just want her to be unhappy and lonely. You need it. And you are never satisfied. Too bad.

I wonder how much Shitney's daddy is forking over for this publicity stunt! Her pawpaw runs her publicity machine so he probably wants people to see Shithead as "desirable" instead of the mentally ill fat lonely cow she is.

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS FOR ONE HE IS THE BEST THING THAT CAME INTO HER LIFE, STOP HATING YOU LOSERS.
j e a l o u s

I can’t believe I’m writing this. Front to back ladies! Always front to back. Unless of course you love spending your days in your gynecologist’s office in stirrups. Or you’re interested in dating the angry misogynist on this board. Shudder.

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS FOR ONE HE IS THE BEST THING THAT CAME INTO HER LIFE, STOP HATING YOU LOSERS.
j e a l o u s

It was light-hearted reaction to 12:48 and 1:41. And yes it was a bit gross.

Bryan married last year. I don't think Jason has ever been married but I could be wrong. Maybe someone else knows.

that coke head is worthless good acting tho i love it ..

This is a nice article.

http:// www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1616041,britney-spears-agent-boyfriend-bill-zwecker-061009.article

These are the same rumors that have been circulating for years... why is everyone thinking its NOW OFFICIAL? They said it last year when he had been dating Rachael for 3 years. He just broke up with her in January and he has been dating someone else since about February or March. Still the same rumors... still isn't true.

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I totally love B and Jason hooking up!!!

she uussssstuuu love hiting the pipe back in the day i don't now if she s till does ... if this jason guy will keep her , off the pipe im all for it ..


when is the wedding ??

When are you being neutered?

So let me get this straight X17 Haters, most people believed she wouldn't finish the tour when it started. Her last date is in 4 days in the UK, which would have ended the tour is she stopped then.

For a woman with no talent whatsoever, why are people seeing her tour? Why has she added additional dates to a tour, that according to you "would flop"?

The world "hates her" and all of you think she's a bad mom, yet when we've see her out and about, she's almost always with her kids. Not to mention that everyone who knows her has said those kids are her life. She has even said they are.

Face it guys, she's far from being over. While you sit here and make fun of her, she's going to continue to perform in front on sold-out crowds of thousands who love and adore her.

if she is with him, good for her.

let me brake the ice is about smoking ice on the strip
inn hollywood
staying up for weeks at rite aid 24 /7

lol..

i be sweating like a pig if i was breaking the ice with britney smoking a huge rock !!!
total west coast vive i love her
huge rocks on sun set this girl is doing it yalll'''
keep pimpin baby,, keep eye out for them solids tho ...

i want to move to the west coast ...

slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap waba waba waba

This used up cash cow has the mentality of a 7 year old. Sorry assholes no man will ever Love your BRAIN DEAD idol for anything more than her $$$$$$$$$$.Shes not even F u c k worthy anymore.

eman LOSER LOSER LOSER Are you a fag or a geek or both ?? I suspect both. anyhow LOSER !!!!!!!!!

I guess Jason realized he had to make a sacrifice. This retarded, incompetent unhygienic slut is like a bitch in heat and needs to be tractor-styled all the time. No peen = No tour. And no tour = No percentage.

No wonder he looks embarrassed to be seen with her.

Anonymous 5:06,

You'd like to get things straight? First of all, we never said she would not finish the tour. After all, it's called Circus. And she's an animal. So there you go.

Secondly, with all the handlers, supervisors, minders, bodyguards, assistants, lawyers - you name it - whose only task is to see that she's never alone and doing anything stupid, how could the tour go wrong? It's costing hundreds of thousands of dollars of her own money per week to keep her reigned in. And they will be screwed badly if they let her mess up.

Thirdly, you call this "performing"? Walking around on the stage like a worn-out whore and taking various poses? No singing and now even no dancing? An incompetent redneck slut who needs hundreds of artists in the background to do her job for her ... Hell, she can't even comb her her properly. But yes, her so called "performances" will always attract a crowd. People like to see a major train-wreck.

She needs to focus on her kids instead of dating.

Foolish if you believe this baloney. All to show how 'normal' she is. The fact is that she is diseased more than mentally and NO ONE would go there unless they were from another planet. They can make up all the stories they want, she still is an incompetent human unable to get along in the world without a raft of 'caretakers' one of whom IS her agent.

She needs to learn how to do stuff on her own instead of having someone do it for her.

don't bring the pipe in front of that whore ,,,
let me brake the ice remember baby ??
the good old days of 14 inch lines and mayor solids

is that the reason she lost her mind ? shave her head? because she didnt want to be drug tested ??
what a pipe slut
thats right kevin was the one that wanted her drug tested ,cusse she was an unfit mother
i hope jason gets taken care of and gets what he deserves $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for all hes troubles

Losers here can keep complaining while she sells out concerts.

Losers here can keep complaining while she goes and releases platinum albums

Losers here can keep complaining while thousands of people flock to adore a so-called "train wreck".

Losers here can keep complaining while she goes and lives her life.

Say what you want about her, but she's living her life. She's not analyzing all of yours. She is the most famous entertainer ever. She has sold in excess of 90 MILLION albums.

What can YOU say you've done, hmmmm? Who have you influenced? 5 or 6 people? Multiply that by 100,000 and you got Britney. She influenced a GENERATION OF PEOPLE! She has the biggest debut album by any artist EVER! She has broken records that people like Madonna and Michael and Springsteen WISH THEY HAD!

She is the most iconic woman of the decade. With 7 tours, 6 albums, countless awards, music videos, singles, and merchandise, she is also one of the most succesful women in the music industry.

Her perfume is the best selling perfume ever. She makes up 34% of that market, and has made BILLIONS in perfume and merchandise alone.

Money and numbers may not mean anything. But Britney fans can't generate that kind of money. There are more people that love her than hate her. Just cause you are shallow and wont accept the fact that she still has what it takes to last in this business doesn't mean you need to nag about it on web sites such as these.

wont accept the fact that she still has what it takes to last in this business doesn't mean you need to nag about it on web sites such as these.

britard crybaby!

ok fine her money & fame is great and is all you see
obyesly ...fine
she doesn't like coke she never try it she never smoke ice and she love her kids right ??
jason doesnt love money is not hes and jamie is not alcoholic right ??
when is the wedding ???

jason up by 75 % texas plays

This woman must do everything she is told to do!
Do this show, find a husband, give me your monney!
Britney isn't free and it must be very difficult for her to be happy!I fish she is really feeling in love and that it isn't only manipulation!!

Would never comment on x17 just to set you guys straight it's not true.

Having a hard time thinking that this is legit and not a ploy by Britney's camp to show that she is "normal". As her agent, he has seen too much about the real Britney, so why in the world would he want to get involved with a person with so much baggage? And if they were a couple, there would have been some pics of them showing affection as opposed to just the two of them being in the same vicinity with each other.

7:08 Oh so you’re an earth-bound explorer gathering information?! Well alright! I come from a race of explorers too. Pardon me for saying this but your classification system leaves much to be desired. Since you are interested in me, I’ll describe myself. I’m an interstellar being of light. We bond to a mate for life then produce and raise at least one radiant being. Our radiant being takes after my mate. We have a home on Ceres and summer on Vesta. My primary mission is preparing large groups of radiant beings for independent exploration. This summer I’m here on earth to observe the scientists who launched the JPL Dawn Mission. We have a saying similar to your own - work hard, play hard. A few years ago the legendary Steven Spielberg gave me a cameo role in his film, A.I. - it was fun. If you look closely, I was the interstellar being with the beautiful eyes and legs. In Brit-ease, my mate thinks I’m fierce. He makes me blush. It’s impossible to ignore Brit - she glowing again. Thanks for your interest in my primary mission and life. Don’t thank me for sharing information. I was glad to help a fellow explorer. I want to compliment you on your primary mission - acting like an anal retentive, humorless moron. You excel at your mission. It must be difficult to maintain focus with earthlings laughing at you.

Where are my manner?! See you later, rager! LOL

*s*

a woman that knows what it means to love her children & having self respect ,,
needs a judge to be a mother ? great
she will make a great wife
jason needs to be taking care of for all hes troubles and misshaves next to this train wreck
i feel sorry for her all that work all that money for nothing
the only love this girl ever got was from employees and paid family

shes never going to be a real mother for those boys
vicky will more of a mother to those boys & have more real quality with out paying one cent

jason need s to hurry up and get this dumb bitch pregnant
then your inn

Has it ever occurred to any of you that this tour that you all are going crazy for is nothing but a way to
keep the c-ship going for many years to come. You want Brit to keep touring for your own selfish desires.

They are telling her that if she allows more tour dates to be added and if she acts like she's so into
being on stage having a good time that when the tour ends so will the c-ship. Then only after it's over
she can try to get custody of her boys instead of settling for visitations. She being ripped off and deceived.

Why can't you all see that? This c-ship is far from being over. This tour should have been boycotted by fans
from the start. You're funding the c-ship. Your money you spend on tickets and merchandise goes to lawyers.
Brit can't touch a penny of her earned income. You fans aren't wanting to see things for as they are.
I feel sorry that Brit is trapped in this shit which there's not an end to in the foreseeable future.

Above that I feel sorry for you die hard fans who want her in every city and country imagineable.
You're just prolonging the c-ship as well as paying for it to keep going. You fans are to blame as well.
Next year when the tour is over Brit will end up back in th studio recording another cd. Then touring again.
This cycle will continue until everyone wakes up from the spell they're under and speak out about the
injustice and corruption that is still going on in the c-ship system in California.

The c-ship isn't needed anymore. Brit just needs to keep taking her meds and see a doctor every month.
That's what most people with bipolar disorder do. It hurts that she's being taken advantage of by
family, lawyers, fans, and the courts. She can't help but do what she's told to do. Her only motivation is
her kids and hope that she'll earn back her life someday. Brit will do anything to be with her kids.

Her dad and lawyers know that. It's not a conspiracy theory. It plain and simple to see. But you just don't
want to see the truth. I pity all of you. When you know better, you will do better. Stop supporting the tour!

Oh, I wonder how you all will feel about this:

BRITNEY SCORES MORE KIDDIE TIME TIME THAN K-FED

"We've learned Britney Spears and K-Fed have reached a new agreement on custody -- and now Brit has the kids more than 50% of the time -- at least during her concert tour.

Lawyers for Brit and Kevin Federline have filed docs with the family law Commissioner Scott Gordon, stating they have reached a new temporary custody arrangement. During June, July and August, Britney will have physical custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston more than 50% of the time. The lawyers submitted a calendar outlining who gets the kids on which day.

Contrary to some reports, we know that before the change Britney had the kids 50% of the time.

The 50/50 split will go back into effect once Britney's tour is over."

http; // www . tmz . com/2009/06/11/britney-spears-kevin-federline-kids/

you sound like their lawyer good for you create a ton of paaper work they got money to piiss away i think your bill for this year needs to be 20 millions this year so get on it

A real Job where to be following her around the world. Agent work and not travel with their gf 24/7. JTwas teh ony one with a real job and he was hot too this new bf is not attractive at all. Even kfed and Adnan are handsome than him.

she wishes she lost her virginity sooner~

6:32 Thanks! The joint custody agreement is also a clear indication her health has been stabilized. It’s a excellent outcome for Kevin, Britney and their children. However, I believe the conservatorship will continue until the Lutfi lawsuit has been resolved either through an out of court settlement or trial. After the conservatorship has ended, I’m hopeful Kevin and Britney can reach an amicable out of court custody agreement reinstating joint custody.

Stupid people.... He is nothing more than a PAID HANDLER. He looks embarrassed every time he is caught with her. He,like everyone else in her life ,wants nothing more than the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I'm sorry, I was careless in my 7:00 comment. The first line should read, “temporary custody agreement“.

Yes, you told us what you think 7:02. You are boring the shit out of me and probably most of the readers.

NEXT!

Oh my god! I read the 6:54 comment on Breathe Heavy yesterday. You are so consumed by rage - you have resorted to becoming a troll on a fan site. There is something seriously wrong with your mind. You need a break from your daily activities more than Britney does!

It truly is stunning to see how people are still into britney. There is no point in watching her do anything anymore because there is no spontaneity to it. Why anyone is still obsessed with this zombie is beyond me.

It seems the X17 troll has been posting at her largest fan site. So I’m going to provide some clarification about the new “temporary custody agreement” before a harmless misunderstanding is used to pummel her fans.

Kevin and Britney have a permanent custody settlement. Kevin was granted sole legal and physical custody. Britney was granted monitored visitation.

The “temporary custody agreement” gives Britney expanded visitation. The boys can now spend 50% of their time with each of their parents. It does not mean Britney has custody.

Britney cannot petition the court for joint custody until after the conservatorship has ended.

In my opinion, Kevin’s willingness to temporarily modify the custody agreement and expand visitation suggests he may be receptive to joint custody when the conservatorship ends. I hope that helps clarify the temporary custody agreement.

Has Britney Spears Finally Found a Good Guy?

http:// abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/SummerConcert/story?id=7807463&page=1

her lawyers are happy because the zombie will get more kiddy time than kevin but only antill the tour is over +kevin is not stupid
he will renegotiate = more money this zombie will be charge rent for her own children til there is nothing left
jamie is the biggest idiot with money nation wide
ussless even with money

lawyers has enough money to support all kevis women & children sukaa

Why do you care how her money is spent? mybo

i can hear a zombie lost oblivious
can you ??

jamie thinks lawyers +jason = im inn control of the biggest zombie ever

Yes you are wrong. They are referring to physical custody not legal custody. Nothing has changed. Kevin still has full legal custody

I’m sorry, how was I wrong 2:19? Are you referring to my accidental use of “joint custody agreement” at 7:00 which I corrected with “temporary custody agreement“ at 7:06. Or is there something inaccurate in my 8:09 comment?

I noticed strange formatting in some of the posts. Sure enough comments were copied and pasted from Breathe Heavy. The comments reek of desperation. Hmmm, Lutfi was facing foreclosure. He’s appealing the PRO. And the conservators have asked the court to order him to pay substantial legal fees. It makes me wonder how an unemployed ‘youth counselor’ spends his time with his friends.

kevin is the only one with full control over the future of those children ,
he will not let go antill he make s sure
shes out of money
she will be in circles for a very long time trying between her father kevin and the lawyers
only to see the children she is in for the long hall

poor girl at least now she has a real man with her that doesn't want her money

I’m a strong advocate of recycling but you could at least attempt to write something original for each board.

One of several reposts:

posted on 11-6-2009 at 01:32 AM

http:// www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/viewthread.php?tid=160260

thats right 2.44 her lawyers are seeling them selfs only to act like they are doing something special with her money
they love her stupid ass

waba waba waba ... who ever name that record circus is knew how to sell this zombies sickness

waba waba waba ... who ever name that record circus knew how to sell this zombies sickness

I think he would be really good to her. I hope this is true.

I think so too.

they all said that about kevin and look where is the nice guy ?now jason is not stupid he will play the sweet type antill this zombie is up to her neck than the same old story
i hope this is true cusse jason is not stupid

if he marries her & he signs a prenobe thats love
if he wants half of everything
hes just another kevin ...

if jason is a real man he will understand that money is not hes
he has no right to it
thats britneys childrens future / kevin money

hes should be in title to the money they make as soonest the marriage starts
and nothing more

she is a zombie that deserves no respect but even her stupid ass deserves compassion

She looks like crap.

jason wants the money !!
he knows all about acting on t.v right ?

inn the end thats all is left

Does anyone know when the Paparazzi 101 stalker will be in court? Is it June 12th or June 16th? I read she was unemployed when she began her assignment/project. If this student/freelance paparazzi she sells her story to a trashy tabloids such as the National Enquirer which own radar online.com or The News of The World, would you please post a link? Thanks.

Shorty goes on 6-16

Thanks 12:17

http:
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ALL HAIL BRITNEY SPEARS DAD

KILL MY DAUGHTER

No sane person would ever want to date this girl. The only reason to do it is because someday you may get a shot at her money if she behaves herself. Who better than an agent to try to entice her to make a commitment to him? He is free to manipulate her as he sees fit without her father knowing because he has already approved of this guy. It may be a shady move, but it really is not a surprise.

DONT DATE HER JASON

I WONT DATE HER

I WONT DATE HER

DATE ME

i so love Brittnaey my heart faster beating love new Jasan love for my princess. she alwsys deserve such happy man love. God bless Brittnaey Jasan.

I'm like oh my gawd so totally happy for Brit and Jason!!! I betcha they get engaged and marry after her amazing tour. Queen B found her king. She got her 2 princes back. I so hope they have a princess baby asap.

She'll find a way to mess it up! She's an incompetent, cheating, drug addict idiot after all!

Yeah but X17 says that Britney is with every guy you see her with so you were bound to get it right eventually. Don't be so proud of yourselves.