Britney's Got A Secret!

Maybe Alli Sims works there as a secretary and Britney was picking up some drugs in the bathroom?

Who cares, get out of her ass and let her live her life. Hopefully she is recuperating and on the right track for the sake of her family. dayum!

bi-babe is a wheelchair bound cripple that became a queer when her female nurse jacked her off. She gets excited watching the Jerry Lewis telethon because they are her people.

ummm, maybe my imp does. I hear she has quite the drinking problem, and changes poopy diapers for a living. It all makes sense. dayum!

The day Twitney goes away for good will be one of the greatest days in the history of the United States. There will be parades with ticker tape raining down from the heavens.

May anyone who mentions the name "bi-babe" in any of their posts have their crotches infested with the fleas of 10,000 camels. Except for me, of course.

I posit that is why my imp is so enraged & crazed all the time, fleas. Just sayin. Dayum!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

britney the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is so cool!!!!

That's the way to do it Britney. Apparently they're not going to stay away from you so make it harder for them to get to you.
Keep up the good work!
xoxo

I can't get enough of bi-babe, you crack me up!

She's probably visiting her shrink...her career "come back" has NO CHANCE.

She's a triple threat to who? The hookers on Sunset Blvd? The only people that would go see her in a movie are 15 year old Slutney wannabe's. And that's if they can get permission from their mommies.

6 mos without a pink wig, makes a very dull girl.

The ONLY triple threat this used up SKANK poses is to her ex husband and her 2 poor sons. THAT'S IT !!!!! SHES DEAD AS A STAR !!!! WASHED UP !! USED AND ABUSED !!! TALENTLESS AND CRAZY, NOT A GOOD COMBO !!!

FUCK YOU X17 THE THINGS YOU KEEP PEOPLE FROM POSTING IS A FUCKING JOKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN YOU LET THESE LITTLE FUCKING LOSERS WHO SIT on your site allll day and night POST THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER READ !!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ????????????? FUCK THE LOSER WHO IS MAKING FUN OF CRIPPLED KIDS AT 8:21,I HOPE THE REST OF YOUR LOSER LIFE IS NOTHING BUT HELL !!!!!!!

iam just guessing here, but maby its none of x17s buisness. ever think of that you nosey stalkerazzi.lol

ups

10:54 some people say things like that for the shock effect.

Britney Spears, her mother Lynne Spears and legal friend Blair Berk were expected to attend the final hearing in Brit's custody case on Tuesday before her five-day trial begins on August 25. But now OK! has confirmed that the hearing has been delayed until Friday.

The reason? Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says he needs the time to prepare.

"It was my idea to delay it for a day," Kaplan told OK! on Monday. "But the next available day for Wasser and I was Friday, simple as that. I think I will know better what is needed to go to trial then, than I do now."

Kaplan says the delay has nothing to do with any kind of settlement.

"It's more for technical reasons in a complicated case like this," he told OK!. The door is open if [Laura] Wasser and Blair Berk want to walk through it, but there is no delay because of an impending settlement."

A previous mediation to settle Brit's custody case failed, leaving K-Fed's option for sole legal and physical custody of their two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, on the table.

Court insiders have speculated that the singer could request further mediation to avoid going to trial, and in the meantime may ask for more visitation.

Meanwhile, Kevin and his lawyers are moving full steam ahead in order to win permanent full custody.

"I'm preparing to go to trial until I don't have a reason to go to trial," Kaplan told OK! on Monday.

Court insiders have speculated that the singer could request further mediation to avoid going to trial, and in the meantime may ask for more visitation.

Meanwhile, Kevin and his lawyers are moving full steam ahead in order to win permanent full custody.

"I'm preparing to go to trial until I don't have a reason to go to trial," Kaplan told OK! on Monday.

Federline WILL get permanent full custody. Twitney is in no shape to take care of two children. She can't even take care of herself. She'll have monitored visitation for the rest of her life, and that's all. She doesn't care about those two kids anyway. The judge will do what is right for the kids, and the Britards will be screaming bloody murder for years to come.

i feel sorry for shitney

How about a public service message on being an attention whore and skank?

11:06AM

bi-babe trying to stir up shit again. She got her ass beat really good last night. Went running out with her tail dragging behind her.

i ahve heared of parents getting custody back after several years. if she steps it up she might get them back. if she does not improve she does not deserve them back.

Why would you guys bring up Jimmy Kimmel in a Britney Spears post? There is video of Britney saying she likes him.

Britney and Jimmy sitting in a tower K-I-S-S-I-N-G... Ha! Ha! X17 doesn't have the pictures...

x17online.com/celebrities/sarah_silverman/shes_not_fcking_him_anymore-07142008.php#more

C-ship will end. Britney will get 50/50 custody.

When Kaplan stops babysitting K-Fed, Britney will get sole custody.

Why are the kids ever in daycare?

11:59,why do you feed her?
You're giving her what she wants.

12:11,

Care to place a wager on that? I guarantee you will lose. I look forward to your blind anger when what you predicted NEVER happens. I'll be one of the millions of people pointing at you and laughing.

I agree with 12:11, the girl has some problems and is dealing with them but that doesn't mean she doesn't want her kids and won't be able to take care of them in the not so distant future. spread your hate somewhere else douche.

12:21 x IS the place to spread hate. They never ban anyone. They just don't care. It's RomperRoom.

12:11-1

Actually what my obsessed stalker wants IS for me to post. It's my stalker who needs me to pay attention to it!

11:59

Nah, I kicked ur ass last night as usual. It's just that I (unlike you) have a job and need sleep. YOU are on this website 24/7 stalking MOI.

"Doh" Ya!

Bi the way. I noticed this Brit thread only had 34 hits. Now that I'm on board, the hits are gonna go thru the ceiling. Ur welcome X17!

Kaplan has worn out the mat he had to get to US Magazine.

Is all fair in love and war? Should have strung her along longer MadKap.

You were going to lose today. You need four more days to respond to whatver surprised was dropped yesterday. Or was it Saturday eve?

12:35 PM, You're an idiot.

12:43 are you a schizophrenic photographer?

shitney's been cryin cause they told her she's gonna lose. suck it up britards.

Kaplan's crying four more days! I need four more days!

Didn't see this coming did you Kaplan?

And no more nights out for you either, with your call girls at see to be seen restaurants.

1:05 is a very angry Britard. Get used to the anger, Britard. You're going to be experiencing a lot of it.

You're an angry elf, aren't you 1:34.

Kaplan's sucking on something but it just ain't happening anymore.

Whanh. I need four more days!

Will BRITNEY SPEARS' conservatorship be discontinued, extended or perhaps even made permanent? According to new court papers obtained by ET, an all-day trial exploring the matter is set to take place on July 31.

The minutes for Tuesday's hearing regarding the conservatorship over the pop star's estate -- which the L.A. Superior Court placed in the hands of her father JAMIE SPEARS and lawyer ANDREW WALLET -- state that July's trial will take place in two sessions: The morning session will address financial issues surrounding the arrangement, while the afternoon session will examine the conservatorship itself.

Combined, the sessions will be used to determine if the current arrangement should be extended, or to set a hearing or trial regarding a permanent conservatorship, if one is ruled necessary.

Recently, Jamie filed a court declaration detailing the time he spent on helping Britney between February 1 and March 3, 2008. The declaration was made in support of a petition asking the court to award him replacement compensation.

The conservatorship will be made permanent, and Federline will be awarded full custody. Count on it. The anger of the Britards will be unlike anything we've ever seen before.

1:51 source?

Should both sides fail to agree to extend his reign by the next hearing, then Goetz is expected to set a trial, which will determine whether the singer should be placed under the permanent care of a conservator.

Goetz ordered Spears' counsel, Samuel Ingham, to confer with the singer to decide whether she would agree to waive her right to a jury trial.

"My client is going to be out of town until next Monday," Ingham told the court, without divulging Spears' whereabouts. He then informed the commissioner he needed more time to meet up with his client and discuss their options.

Goetz also set a time schedule for attorneys to prepare financial and psychological information on Spears.

That's old.

Whanh. I need four more days!

Four more!

Watch this asshole go down.

E!

Britney Spears is still not ready for prime time.

The Los Angeles court commissioner overseeing the "Gimme More" singer's conservatorship case deemed Spears' condition "too tenuous" for her to take care of her own business just yet.

The comments by Commissioner Reva Goetz came during a hearing today skipped by both Spears and father Jamie, who is still overseeing his daughter's estate.

Instead, lawyers spent about 90 minutes meeting in the Goetz's chambers.

Afterward, the commissioner said, "It's my understanding that her condition is somewhat tenuous. Her medical condition remains the same."

Spears' court-appointed probate attorney, Samuel Ingham, agreed, telling the court that allowing Spears to contribute actively would be detrimental to her health.

"In fact it could be harmful to her to participate," he said.

Goetz decided she needed more information on Spears' diagnosis before deciding to appoint a more permanent conservator for Spears or whether to dissolve the conservatorship entirely.

"Though there have been changes in her medication...the diagnosis is not complete," said Goetz, adding that Spears' doctor "wants to do additional testing in the not too distant future."

"Without the diagnosis, the timing of the remaining proceedings is something we need to address."

Lets hear the tapes!!!!!!

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Celeb Limo Co. Ready to Roll ... Cameras
Posted Jul 12th 2008 4:30PM by TMZ Staff

One of the biggest limo companies in New York City videotapes its celeb passengers -- including, we're told, Britney Spears -- and they've got hours of tapes of stuff those celebs probably wouldn't want you to see.

yep she did the new york club scene and a whole hellva lot more lol lol lol lol

What you little IDIOTS don stop to remember IS her sons Life will go on, as normal, with or without her. KIDS NEED STABILITY AND SHE CANT GIVE THAT TO THEM !!!!! THE JUDGE IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT NOTHING BUT THE KIDS !!! NOT SHITNEY, NOT K-FED, THE KIDS !!! SHE FUCKED UP BIG TIME, NOW HER BOYS WILL PAY THE PRICE. THEY WILL GROW UP WITH A PART TIME MOMMY AND CONTINUE TO LOVE THE NANNY MORE. she gets what she deserves !!

2:14 Hell ya!!!!

Thank you, 2:04.

OK, Britards, let's hear you scream about some huge victory for Twitney now.

2:19 you posted info that is OLD.

I need four more days! Whanh!

Come on shitney fans. DEFEND THIS... SHE STILLLLLLLLLLL HAS NOT BEEN OFFICALY DIAGNOSED WITH BI-POLAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE, JUST PLAIN BULL SHIT. That was only a PLOY cooked up to TRY to help with her custody trial. FUNNY THING, NOW LOOK WHERE IT LANDED HER !! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'S FUCKED, HER KIDS ARE FUCKED, HER FAMILY IS FUCKED !! All for what ??? BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER ANYTHING MORE THAN A SPOILED LITTLE BITCH !!

SWEET KARMA MY FRIENDS.............

FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS!

Mad Kap's trying hard -- bwaa! Where's his writer love slave.

Our spies say the wife of a driver who was recently fired has called around to some of her hubby's famous clients, blowing the whistle. We hear some of those celebs are, in a word, outraged.

Ready to Roll acknowledges the taping to TMZ, but claims a light goes on when the camera rolls. And, of course, after a six-hour flight, everyone's looking for a little light.

Now here's the really scary part. The company wouldn't say if it records audio as well. Think about those phone calls, all you celebs.

The company wouldn't discuss the fired driver, saying that it's a "legal matter." The owner of the company tells TMZ that the allegation is "untrue."

Shitney was nuts, is nuts and will always be nuts. You can't see it cause YOU'RE NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

eonline.com/uberblog/b146381_on_set_with_britney_spears_madonna_video.html

2:27 losing control?

Four more days. Four more days. What I need is four more days.

And a call girl and seats at Hyde. I'm repressed! I'm a someone!

youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs

enjoy

I need FOUR MORE DAYS!

Should have pleased US Magazine chica. I realize you are a short guy ... you got lips don't you? flap flap to the cameras -- no more.

youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs

Uncle Mark's got a few surpises for Unfitney.

I'd leave this relationship if I could find my keys.

and x17 is poking fun of her fans; how low that is

I don’t get it. It would be better if Kaplan was unprepared. Why are you happy he gets four extra days to crucify our girl? The judge shoul've said no way. If you think it's good your not a true fan and you don’t love her you faker.

2:45 he NEEDS four extra days for a case he thought he had nailed.

The four days is for him to figure what to do now things have changed.

Kaplan says the delay has nothing to do with any kind of settlement.

"It's more for technical reasons in a complicated case like this," he told OK!. The door is open if [Laura] Wasser and Blair Berk want to walk through it, but there is no delay because of an impending settlement."

A previous mediation to settle Brit's custody case failed, leaving K-Fed's option for sole legal and physical custody of their two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, on the table.

Court insiders have speculated that the singer could request further mediation to avoid going to trial, and in the meantime may ask for more visitation.

Meanwhile, Kevin and his lawyers are moving full steam ahead in order to win permanent full custody.

2:45 Kaplan does not show up unprepared. He's a gymnast. He knows his routine.

2:53 vhat?

WHANH haters. Kaplan could not go to court today. He needed four more days and that's all the court granted.

Tiresome.

This isn't GOOD it's BAD, really really BAD! Nothing changed for ou girl except for the court date. Kaplan got more time to crucify her like he's been doing all along. Kaplan said he's ready if Berk or Wasser wants to start before Friday. It's a BAD BAD thing and I think you're a FAKE FAN if you think it's good!

4 more days for technical reasons?

pfffffffffft.....

he couldn't be more evasive if he tried...what a sneaky snake !!

The Britards are trying to steer attention away from the fact that the judge is saying that nothing has changed as far as her being able to care for herself.

Poor Britards. Your anger is shining bright.

nothing has changed in that sense?

not a good sign

K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever
Posted Dec 6th 2006 10:49AM by TMZ Staff

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.

tmz.com/2006/12/06/k-fed-and-the-dumbest-press-release-ever/

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Britney's brain is permanently fried from years of hard-core drug abuse. Jason Alexander said Britney overdosed on pure E when she married him in Las Vegas. Numerous named sourced have reported Britney's use of crystal meth.

Overdoses of drugs like these can have the same effects on the brain as a head-on car crash. Areas of the brain critical to thought and memory are permanently damaged.

Britney will never get better, it's that simple. She is permanently brain-damaged due to her own selfish choices. She is in no shape to take care of herself, much less two children.

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"Our goal is to settle what we can without a trial to achieve what's in the best interest of the children," Kaplan tells PEOPLE. "But whatever can't be resolved with a private mediator will be brought to trial."

SEE!!! You don’t understand ANYTHING fake fan! Our girl’s been crying after seeing the lawyers and the mediation didn’t work out anything. Kaplan's going to put her on trial. Our girl had a ton of different lawyers. Wasser didn’t have as much time to get ready as Kaplan. IT’S REALLY REALLY BAD he’s getting EVEN MORE time to crucify her. Lawyers always say stuff like technical reasons to hide what they’re going to do in court. Kaplan could be bringing more witnesses! You’re a fake fan, you don’t care about our girl and you don‘t get it.

The Britards are scrambling for something, anything to take attention away from the fact that their idol is not getting better and also that Federline is going to get full custody of the kids.

Keep it up, Britards, we're all laughing at you.

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I agree with it all. Yea she’s a phony fan. She doesn’t care about Queen B she only cares about her ego. She comes around all the time to pick fights with the haters. Like it matters or whatever. Real fans knows it isn’t good it‘s capital B.A.D. If Kaplan makes B testify it’ll destroy her inside and I bet he’s got witnesses and pics he’ll use to try an ruin her forever. I'm sad for B the waiting must be horrible.

"3:01 That post at 2:04 is from the last hearing, dickweed."

Poor Britard, you are incorrect. There was a hearing today. Aw, poor Britard. Sucks to be you.

Hearing delayed four days! Federline will get full custody. Twitney will lose, and rightfully so.

December 6, 2006
PRESS RELEASE (ah the good old days before US MAGAZINE and Jane Doe)
Kevin Federline Dines Out With Mark Vincent Kaplan
Beverly Hills, CA.
Kevin Federline dined out with his divorce attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, Tuesday evening.
Upon leaving the restaurant Kevin was met and interviewed by EXTRA and E! which will air Wednesday. Life and Style (my fave!) and the Sun (when I grow up… I want to report for them) asked questions and Kevin responded to them, while a reporter from People.com (Mad Kap’s fuck bunny) looked on.
They were all very interested about what Kevin was up to in his career and treated him with much respect.
This brought an instant smile to Kevin’s face when he was asked his first questions, according to Michael Sands, Spokesman for Mark Vincent Kaplan, the divorce attorney for Kevin Federline.

2:45 Kaplan does not show up unprepared. He's a gymnast. He knows his routine.


YOU made my point fake fan. Kaplan's won ever hearing and NOW it's going to be worse at trial. If you loved her YOU wouldn't be happy. You're a stupid head faker.

He'll now be known as Kevin "Full Custody" Federline.

Twitney loses. As it should be.

3:25, you're an angry Britard, aren't you? Your idol is going down at the next hearing. Be prepared for it. Angry Britards are going to be going insane after that hearing. All ten of them.

3:19 2

Thanks. It's scary BAD and the faker doesn't get it at all. I hate fakers. Fakers say they're fans but they're liars. At least with haters you know what to expect. If you ignore haters they ignore us so it works out ok for everybody.

3:31......she cannot sing......she can only lip-synch........her career is over.......nothing but tabloids in her future.

3:32,

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Full custody coming for Federline. The judge will do the right thing for the kids.

Come now, 3:34.....you know it's going to happen......the reality is beginning to sink in, and the Britards are angry.

2:58 is a fat faced lying liar!!! Brit Brit's fan love her and she don't care about Brit if she wants Kaperlan to get more days to hurt Brit.

3:36,

Please get back in kindergarten class.

The world thanks you in advance.

3:32 - 1

This fake does not care about Britney Spears or her children. She cares only about herself and her delusions of being Britney's avenger. Her goal is NOT to defend or support Britney Spears, but rather to destroy the people she perceives as Britney's enemies. She is best avoided and ignored.

Triple threat my ass! the woman is a talentless whore. She is a manufactured slut, whose main fanbase is teenyboppers and tweens. Britney Spears has a lot to answer for, now because of her, anyone who is willing to dress like a hooker and shake their ass while lipsynching, can be a popstar. Her fans don't care that she has no talent, they only care of how she looks in a pop video and how much skin she is showing. That is the only reason Britney Spears ever sold records. She has a horrible voice, no creativity and she lipsynchs. Her dancing is robotic, she can't do free style. Her acting sucks even more.
She is a prime example of why the music industry is so fucked up nowadays. If she had been born 15 to 20 years before she was, she would never have made it.
TALENTLESS WHORE TO THE FULLEST!
It amazes me how anyone could be a fan of this bitch. Her voice is just a nightmare on the ears. She never does anything new either, just the same old crap over and over again.

K-Fed's Court-Approved Blackmail
Posted Nov 20th 2006 8:25AM by Harvey Levin

Britney Spears is in for a rough ride in her divorce from creepy Kevin Federline. She's about to learn an ugly lesson about celebrity divorces.

Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.

The word in Hollywood is that Britney loved partying before she had kids. My only encounter with Spears -- maybe two years before she got married -- was at a gym where she seemed completely oblivious to her celebrity -- chewing gum, dancing and clearly up for a good time, whenever. People I know who know her well say she was a sweet but wild girl.

Enter Federline. He partied with Britney and knows things she probably doesn't want public. And that would probably make her the same as anyone in a relationship. The difference is that Britney's secrets would get huge media play, and Kevin knows it.

So here's where he stands. Thanks to Laura Wasser, Britney's legal eagle who drafted an air-tight prenup, K-Fed will get less than $250,000 (a one-time spousal support payment), around $2.5 million (his share of the Malibu house) and that's pretty much it. So how does Fed Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? He tells her that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills. But, of course, for a price, he'll go away.

Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids. On the other hand, people who are around Britney all the time tell me she's an amazing mother. Trust me, we did more stories about the car seat than you can count. But she's with these kids 24/7 and does a really good job.

So the time will come soon when bad Dad will start threatening. And Britney will probably give Kevin more than he deserves to pimp his ride into the sunset. The only solace is that Federline will blow through his settlement quickly and I'm guessing he won't sell enough CDs to buy a Happy Meal. Maybe that's justice.

3:47 AMEN!!!!!

tmz.com/2006/11/20/k-feds-court-approved-blackmail/

oh well,
c-ship was a bust from the get go
anyone that believes that was a good thing and that it was all done legally is an idiot, but now she will suffer.

Questions like, where do you see yourself in a year? Kevin smiled and responded, “Making movies!” are you comfortable with your new image? Kevin smiled and said, “Yes I am.”

http
forward slash etc.
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A report for People.com (Mad Kap's fuck bunny) looked on.

3:48 that was before Britney lost all custody of the kids last year because of her own self. A lot can change in a year, and now she can't even see her kids without a monitor present. what an amazing mother!!

Shitney ALWAYS had hired help when the kids were in her care. And the times she did have them she neglected them. That is why the courts took them away from her.
she is a selfish whore.

Pleez. I need more time.

Hey phony baloney, you say you're Queen B's hero but you're NOT! You don't do or say anything good you just like fighting with haters. Whatever. B’s real fans hate you prolly more than the haters because you're a shit stirrer. You make people hate B more than anything she ever did. Hit the bricks, loser. You're just an snarling animal. We don't want or need your kind on Queen B's side.

Where do you see yourself?

Where do you see yourself after winning custody?

The trial, which is scheduled to begin Aug. 25, would result in a final custody ruling, which can remain in place for years – unless one parent successfully convinces the court to modify it.

"It's very likely both Britney and Kevin will testify in a trial," says L.A. family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who's not involved with the case. "Britney has to show the court that she's improved as a mother. If she loses, the gut-wrenching part is that she could miss out on a significant portion of her kids' childhoods.

"However, since she's under conservatorship, it's unlikely she'll win any legal custody," Soodik adds. "If she can't make decisions for herself, how can she decide things like which doctors, schools and religion, if any, are best for the kids?"

Pleez pleez pleez pleez (x4)

I need more time.

Hey Told Ya:

You're nothing but a lying POSER. You have no inside information, so just shut the fuck up. Fuckin' kids.......

I'm a gymnast. I need to coordinate my workout.

I lost my spotter. US Magazine .. aka the lady with three tits.

So the time will come soon when bad Dad will start threatening. And Britney will probably give Kevin more than he deserves to pimp his ride into the sunset. The only solace is that Federline will blow through his settlement quickly and I'm guessing he won't sell enough CDs to buy a Happy Meal. Maybe that's justice.


Harvey Levine

3:46

Thanks, I definitely agree about the fake. I can’t stand her she just want to fight evrybody. Maybe we agree about Brit or maybe we don’t but it doesn’t matter. Disagreeing is still cool.

Yeah, TMZ is a real reliable source for the truth.

Fuckin' kids.......

4:03 follow the yellow brick road.

Where do you see yourself Kevin?

In the MoVIES.

How do you like your new image Kevin?

I bang it it brings me bucks.

Harvey Levine founder TMZ predicted it December 2006.

3:32 - 1

This fake does not care about Britney Spears or her children. She cares only about herself and her delusions of being Britney's avenger. Her goal is NOT to defend or support Britney Spears, but rather to destroy the people she perceives as Britney's enemies. She is best avoided and ignored.


I'm not the one you wrote but wanted to say you're right about her. What a *L*!

Kevin "Full Custody" Federline.

Learn to love it, Britards. It's coming.

In the MoVIES.

How do you like your new image, Kevin?

Beats prison, hanging out with Shar -- that bitch never stops at the store for MoVIES. I got bucks though. I got Netflix.

Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids. On the other hand, people who are around Britney all the time tell me she's an amazing mother. Trust me, we did more stories about the car seat than you can count. But she's with these kids 24/7 and does a really good job.

Harvey Levine

So here's where he stands. Thanks to Laura Wasser, Britney's legal eagle who drafted an air-tight prenup, K-Fed will get less than $250,000 (a one-time spousal support payment), around $2.5 million (his share of the Malibu house) and that's pretty much it. So how does Fed Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? He tells her that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills. But, of course, for a price, he'll go away.

Harvey Levine

Britney is a horrid mother that is why the courts took those kids away from her.
She's a worthless bitch.

Enter Federline. He partied with Britney and knows things she probably doesn't want public. And that would probably make her the same as anyone in a relationship. The difference is that Britney's secrets would get huge media play, and Kevin knows it.

Harvey Levine

Poor Britards. The dream is almost over. No career, kids taken away from her, monitored visitation, about to lose any custody whatsoever........nothing but tabloids in her future.

Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.

Harvey Levine

4:156
or told ya or whatever you are telling us stuff that we knew like, 6 months ago..

K-Fed's Court-Approved Blackmail
Posted Nov 20th 2006 8:25AM by Harvey Levin

Britney Spears is in for a rough ride in her divorce from creepy Kevin Federline. She's about to learn an ugly lesson about celebrity divorces

The Britards are grasping at straws.....and the world points and laughs.......

4:05

Yeah I hate fakes too. We are in complete agreement on that!!

I am not a fan of Britney but at some level--no matter how cruel and selfish Britney's been--you have to be sorry for her, in a way.......She must be so miserable. Who would want to be like her?

Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go.

I don't mind if you call me a britard, it's kinda funny. I do like Brit's songs. Even if she does them in a studio and has to lip synch live. I think she still needs the c-ship. I don't think she'll get custody of the boo-boos. I hope she can have 2 overnight visits and two day visits with the boo-boo's and her dad. I don't think it would be bad for her, the babies or grandpa to spent a little more time together. Please don't flame me for my opinion I don't do that to people who don't like her. We just have differnt opinions.

They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a big star out of me,
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely,
And all I gotta do is act naturally.

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star,
Might win an Oscar you can never tell,
The movies gonna make me a big star,
'Cause I can play the part so well.

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies,
Then I’ll know that you will plainly see,
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time,
And all I gotta do is act naturally.

Good for ferdlerine i hope he bleeds that ugly bitch dry because she deserves it.
And while he isn't the best daddy, he still is a damn sight better than that ugly whore will ever be. Which is why he has them and she doesn't. WHORE!
He wasn't the one that neglected them, SHE WAS. I hope she dies soon, she is a piece of garbage, you couldn't even call her a human being. She is worth NOTHING.

You will go to hell soon enough. Keep it up and soon you will see the brimstone.

I like Brit and hope she’s getting better. I think K-Fed’s done a good job being a dad to the boys. Whenever I see tater tot and small fry, they’re all smile and they’re growing big and healthy. K-Fed’s kids with Shar and Brit play together and go the zoo with K-Fed’s mom. I thinks its good all his kids will grow up together.

Boy were they all wrong or what?
Getting rid of Jglad and her little croonies, like EOO, Chuck Cheesy, Eck, Kira,Star, MelODrama, EA, ect... Did nothing for this site. At least the Bitches had something to say and kept us laughing.

WTF? Who's the douchbag posting shit from 2006 divorce? Wake up fool the divorce and custody are 2 different court cases. If K-Fed was clubbing too much he never would have gotten 50/50 custody in the first place and the judge never would have given him temp full custody. K-Fed will get sole custody whether you like it or not.

aren't ant eaters just the craziest looking things?

they suck their food through there tube-like mouth. so funny. what a crazy animal that one is. oh and sloths..ha.

4:41 you sure Eck still isn't around?

4:38 whenever you see them they are at My Kids Gym or in the arms of strangers.

4:51 Kaplan.

4:41 - In case you didn't notice Brit's not running around in her pink wing high on drugs making an total ass out of herself on a daily basis anymore. A lot of people don't come here anymore cuz theres not as much comedy material. Maybe there is a good Andy Dick website you can go to? Besides some of those posters you mention werent even funny and didnt have anything interesting to say, kind of like your post.

Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.

Harvey Levin

He predicted it.

tmz.com/2006/11/20/k-feds-court-approved-blackmail/

5:07 and she's not running around with Sam either.

hm... Sam, pink wig, Sam pink wig

One of these things just doesn't belong.

harvey levin = nastradamus

oh all hail harvey!

Britney never seemed to care about her boys. You see other celeb moms out and about carrying their kids, doing kid type things. All Britney ever did was balance a kid in one arm and a drink and cigarette in the other on her way to and from Starbucks.

She lost a lot of people's respect by not even trying to appear to care about the boys!

Last night the budding rapper was out on the town once again, this time in NY, without his better half. TMZ caught Kevin hanging out, sans the very pregnant Britney, at a party hosted by Nicky Hilton in Manhattan.

While Federline is out promoting his new album- which drops in August- he might want to start paying more attention to Mommy Spears before he gets dropped.

K-Fed: Sorry Brit, I Gotta Party
Posted Jun 22nd 2006 12:01PM by TMZ Staff

5:14

Dude! Kevin wanted out of that marriage! He wanted to get as far away from Britney as he could! Duh!

K-Fed: Life with Britney is Tough
Posted Sep 6th 2006 9:46AM by TMZ Staff

Kevin Federline will appear on "The Ellen Degeneres Show" today to talk about living in the shadow of Britney Spears and the constant press scrutiny put on their lives.

"I would be lying if I didn't say it was tough," says Federline about being Mr. Spears, "I think the expectation is real high for me you know, it's like you see my wife here she is this huge superstar everybody loves her, all of her music is just hits after hits and it's hard to compete."

it's not her actions that ruined it, a lot of people get away with being crappy parents. it's the fact that she's a little bit dense and too addicted to cameras to be smart about anything. Kevin is probably on the same level as her with the partying and clubbing but he is low key. Too bad she just wasn't smart enough to play her cards right. that's what it all boils down to. everything was in her favor once upon a time, everyone hated him once upon a time, and she blew that shit right out of the water. She might be a sweet girl but she certainly isn't a very smart one.

It will take me four days to prepare.

Hey Kevin -- Where's Britney?
Posted Oct 9th 2006 11:19AM by TMZ Staff

For the second time in a week, K-Fed was spotted partying with wife Britney Spears nowhere in sight.

Though Britney just gave birth to the couple's second child together, it didn't stop Federline from heading to new LA club Area with his entourage late Saturday night.

TMZ caught Kevin trying to hide from photographers as he made his exit, holding his hat in front of his face to obstruct the cameras' view.

Federline was also spotted solo last weekend in Las Vegas where he celebrated the one year anniversary of TAO restaurant and night club.

Mystical's jonesing for Harvey

"He's running a close second for pimp of the decade," says Star. "He's right behind Bobby Brown."

K-Fed's ASS-trology
Posted Nov 16th 2006 4:25PM by TMZ Staff

You might blame Britney for bringing us the aspiring rapper attention-vacuum that is Kevin Federline, but we know the real culprit: astrology.

According to the stars, the Federslime was destined to be in the spotlight, whether we welcomed him or not, or whether he deserved it or not. He was born on March 21, 1978, a day significant because it's the first day of Spring, and, according to AOL Horoscopes, because the Sun lands at what's known as the Aries Point -- the first degree of Aries. For anyone born with their sun at the first degree of Aries, recognition tends to be bestowed, rather than earned. Hmm ... who does that remind you of?

Some Aries with their sun at the Aries Point are genuinely talented -- Bach, Rosie O'Donnell, Matthew Broderick -- but others, like the Fed-Ex, are just mooching off their ill-gotten astrological luck and, in some cases, their wives. And when it comes to K-Fool, astrology delivers some very bad news -- we'll be hearing plenty more about him in months to come.

Kevin's only mistake was marrying Britney Spears. He had an okay life before her. Marrying her pretty much put his life and any future hopes he might have had in the proverbial crapper. He will always be seen as a villain by many who refuse to accept the fact that Britney has made many, many bad choices in her lifetime. In fact, it's becomming painfully obvious that Britney is incapable of making right choices. Hence, the c-ship. It doesn't matter WHO Britney married and divorced, the guy would be painted as a loser, a monetary leech, etc. by her few (very few) supporters. Unfortunately it's her very few supporters who cry and whine the loudest. For example: Chris Crocker. Yeah, babeeee! There's your typical Britney Spears fan in a nutshell.

Enter Michael Sands.

Does the fruit loop really think Kaplan and Sands come here?

Am's having a brain spasm...cue the twilight zone music...lol

You shouldn't talk about yourself that way. No wonder you have no self-esteem.

The trial did not go down today because

i hate all the cutting and pasting in order to back an arguement. it's friggin cheesy and stupid. like that time with the freakin magazine..god that was a painfully slow and pointless arguement.

Man, oh man 4:41 Annie=James Tucker.

Lol!

Man, oh man 5:40 Annie=James Tucker

Sorry but my ptsd makes me talk to myself.

When Britney loses she’ll start avoiding Jamie Lynn and Maddie.

"blender is a music magazine"

"no it's not it's a gossip rag"

"no, it's a music magazine"

"no, its just a gossip rag"

"it doesn't talk about gossip at all, it talks about music"

"no, no! no! NO! NO! NO! HEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

And answer myself.

I can't help it. I "Am" what I "Am".

it's not a freakin gossip magazine like ok! or star you idiot. ok im finished.

I LOVE YOU ANNIE!!!!!!
THANKS FOR MAKING ME FAMOUS!!!!!!

5:49 = Am = Annie = James Tucker

bi-babe your stalker is calling @ 5:49 and is dying to talk to you.

Annie,

I'll meet you at Hyde next week.

I'm sorry, did I give you the impression I was looking to know what your opinion was? you are sorely mistaken...;P you shut the fuck up. if you don't like it, you can leave!

Lol 5:50

5:53, bi-babe....told you so!

6:01 Oh you've gone and done it now. Someone's gonna be so pissed!

Annie make a video of yourself when she loses the rug rats. You’ll be famous when it goes viral on the net.

5:59@2 insane stalker=AM=Annie=James Tucker

YEP! lol

Boy were they all wrong or what?
Getting rid of Jglad and her little croonies, like EOO, Chuck Cheesy, Eck, Kira,Star, MelODrama, EA, ect... Did nothing for this site. At least the Bitches had something to say and kept us laughing.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Hey, man, I tried. Believe me, I tried...

ROTFL 6:05

Bet you're wrong again, asswipe @ 6:13

6:10-3 = stalker and imp!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...I may be a stalker but I'm no imp, thank you very much.

Hey, "me"! New Britney thread.

**snicker**

It really does suck being yeeewwww!

6:15 You are only kidding yourself...

Annie
m
xo
Mystical
sarah m
Oda Mae
bi-mine
Fake bi-babe
arizona maybe
anonymous
James Tucker
father/brother jerk
All for the Rainbow Ya’ll
Mad Kap himself
TOLD 'ya
oops no e
It goes on and on

Amethyst Mine
mattia

HELLO ANNIE @6:33 LOSER!!!

no that's a truth teller, you are the insane one 33, I believe that has been well established.

Yo bi-babe,

How can your stalker be making all these posts, when I am your "imaginary" stalker and I just got home from work?

You are quite lonely and delusional, stalking yourself. No one cares enough about you to bother "stalking" you.

Your posts are old and boring. You can't find anyone to argue with on X, so you have to start shit making up names.

HELLO ANNIE @6:52 LOSER!!!

6:55pm

Get off my turf! I'm bi-bitch's stalker.

How many screens you got open tonight bi-bitch? Doesn't Brandy ever give you a day off? You guzzling again tonight to get your "fight" on?

whoa...annie's personalities @ 7:05 and 7:11 are fighting over who gets to stalk bi-babe. You're a sick fuck!

Hey freak of nature insane drunk psycho bi-babe stalker! Psyche!

We got u to race over to this thread tho' didn't we?

Laughing at your old pathetic drunk ass!

Ooops! We're back to the new Brit thread!

You better race on over there now, sad, pathetic drunk bi-babe obsessed troller!

ps.....sucks being yeeewwww!


bwhaqhahahahhahhahaha!

lmao she's hilarious

7:19 Isn't bi-babe it's ME! Guess who loseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer lmao

What is wrong with you people? The above posts about stalking, picking on each other sound like kindergarden school fights.

Ignore this nonsense. BI-BABE thrives on enticing fights, that's her whole purpose of sitting on the gossip sites day in and out.

Who in their right mind believes all the supposed stalkers are obsessed with one unseen entity.

Don't play the game. Grow up people.
This thread is about Britney, not each other's ridiculous rantings.

7:37 There's only ONE stalker but you knew that didn't you dipshit! lol

Am I the only one here who likes Annie? Maybe it's because I see her for what she is, a very smart person with a high IQ. Seriously. She sees through all the lies, rumors and deceptions going on out there. Some people say she doesn't have a funny sense of humor but I get her jokes and she makes me chuckle. Some people say she's weird for sitting home all day at her computer but I'm not one of those people who needs to be around other people all the time either. Also I like how she isn't embarassed of herself, how everyone knows who she is and what she does, and she keeps doing it. It's called self confidence and living life on your own terms. I think she's endearing, sweet and deep down she is a caring person. You guys just don't understand her like I do. I bet it would be a hoot to sit down with Annie and chat with over a good bottle of wine and have a nice intelligent conversation.

7:49 Um yeah ANNIE you're the only one who likes YOU. ROTFL

Annie’s got a new personality the Anonymous Annie Lover @ 7:49 hehe

7:57 no that's a truth teller, if you don't like the truth, um blow me.

7:49

Soooo you like watching when the Annie beast cream herself attacking Kira. You're a pile of shit too.

I didn't think you people here would understand. Mostly the people who come here are foul-mouthed kids with nothing better to do other than spew hatred. Maybe when you grow up you will see what I mean. Nothing but a bunch of cruel people here, and people paid to stir up turmoil for hits. Maybe when you grow up you will understand how the system works. This web site is nothing but a sham, but it doesn't begin or end there despite your limited experiences. You can't even trust police officers or the courts. They will lie about you on the stand under oath, and I know this from personal experience. You kiddies here need to travel more and go see the world. You need to go to places like Costa Rica and see how the rest of the world lives. There's more to life then shams like this web site with its foul mouthed bloggers trying to ruin people's lives. This is what you children don't understand, but I know that Annie gets it. Maybe that's why I like her?

Is 7:49 fucking serious? high IQ? Wow, that's beyond delusional ANNIE, go seek help, like we have been telling you for months and months. Crazy bitch.

I find it admirable when someone sticks to their guns. Not when someone lies, cheats, harasses and acts like an all-around psychotic bitch. Only a psychotic bitch like you would feel there was "nothing" to be embarressed of. You have PLENTY to be embarressed of but you are too much of a effin LOON to see it. So instead you take pride in this? Your brain must be GONE.

Nothing but a bunch of cruel people here, and people paid to stir up turmoil for hits.

8:11 = Definitely ANNIE!

8:17 oh my god you're my fucking hero can I have your autograph? shut your fucking mouth and get out of here you stupid bitch, everyone knows what you are up to.

8:11 you like when your **friend** Annie acts like a guy and threatens to rape girls, huh? Burn it hell with your fuckwad friend, why don't ya.

well shit i better run right out to the insane asylum because some stupid fuck who happens to be engaging in the same crap as me thinks im a "moonbat". that really means so much coming from you. really it does.

annie trolls w/lots names

HELLO ANNIE @ 8:17!!!

A person who was "sweet" deep down wouldn't ever think to threaten to rape people, or kill people, or wouldn't constantly bring up dead people with no mercy. You are a fraud and a liar. a bad one.

8:12 STFU you JFX reject! You're a window licking, cousin-groping, crotch-slurping, dick-sucking, boil-nibbling, fuck-brained dumbfuck!

July 15, 2008 8:17 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

8:17 IS ANNIE FUCKFACE

8:36 yep annie needs fake supporters

this isn't a game of fucking clue
if i want to know who you are i'll say so
but as it stands, i could care less. so shut the hell up.

couldn't. typo

well i didn't write the one at 42 so you'll have to ask around.

Fucked-up Annie's friend, um you like telling girls your gonna rape them like your fearless fucked-up leader? Like pretending to be dead dads? Are you insane like your BFF? Um, bet you are.

8:46
I don't care what you call yourself you stupid serpent.

8:47 I don't know what you're talking about. I've lurked here for a while for some laughs but have never seen Annie make a post where she has threatened anyone. Maybe it was one of that bitch JGlad's goons who did those things pretending to be her, but you would have to show me the posts. Regardless if those things happened as you said, which I don't believe, people are human and have their tempers, especially when they are bombarded with all the lies and hate found on this web site. All I know is that from what I have read, Annie is a good person with a high IQ and probably too intelligent to bother with your childish ass clown games. Oh, and you were probably too much of a dumbfuck to understand the joke in context. I don't know Annie but I do know she is obvioulsy more intelligent and humane than you could ever hope to be.

yakkity yak

i don't even want to read 48

i don't think i will because this person is too stupid to talk to.

yep, too stupid. too delusional. Cruel serpent trying to pretend she's an angel...i don't like it and i don't believe it. Nope. Sorry.

What does your fuckwit friend Annie like to do? Do you like doing it with her? Like for instance do you gerbilize with your fuckwit friend?

never turn your back on a person like am
she will try to snake her way back in and cause she all over again. i don't believe a damn thing.

cause shit all over again

No you are beyond psycho and it's not an arguement. We are not arguing so you better just shut the fuck up, mkay?

8:49 WAKE UP ASSHOLE THE ANNIE BITCH CHANGED HER MONIKERS A GIZILLION TIMES JUST ADMIT YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET IT AND WAVE BUH BYE ASSHOLE

Oh, and you were probably too much of a dumbfuck to understand the joke in context.

um hmm, ok Annie's BFF which of her JOKES do you like best? Death threat JOKES? Rape JOKES? Homephobe JOKES? Dead dad JOKES?

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist"

9:04

Oh more of your random psycho babble . are you going to come out and pretend your jglad next? maybe a kira attack or two? hmm? whats next? you're pathetically obvious.

PROOF THE FRIEND DOUCHEBAG=ANNIE @9:04

or are you going to cut and paste an article about your nemesis brandy?? or maybe a racist rant? hmm?

9:07 BUSTED you Annie lmao

8:36 BUSTED Annie too rotfl

bzzzzzzzzzzzzz off annie

annie is always busted

her and her phony balony self confidence...she wants to believe she's proud of herself but I think she knows deep down that she has nothing to be proud of, she is just lying to herself because she can't handle her own faults, shes not strong enough to let it sink in that she is far from perfect and that she probably actually needs help.

people that won't face their lies need help.

annie's insane

8:50

What? What's the matter? WHAT'S THE MATTER! You think I'm being a fooler? Annie is my favorite poster here, and I'm the only one who likes her. She has a very high IQ and she is a sweet, caring person.

Well...that's not altogether true. But she probably does make good meatloaf. I bet she adds Spam!

*wink* *wink*

......Sorry Annie, you really don't have any friends. But you knew that, didn't you?

who the hell is this "AnNIe"HMMMM?

"I know your girlfriend hates me"

The Annie loser should have a big red L tattooed on her forehead.

You are a frustrated broad whose name is Annie who couldn't pass the LSAT, not once but three times!

Where do you see yourself in a year, Kevin?

ROTFLMAO @ Annie @ 10:06

Kevin was ignored by a reporter from people.com?

"...while a reporter from people.com looked on."

Where do you see yourself in a year, Kevin?

How about out of your own c-ship? Why you sending your kids to daycare?

Hire an au pere. Oh that's right, you're doing something in your house your kids shouldn't see.

yakkity yak

i don't even want to read 48

i don't think i will because this person is too stupid to talk to.

yep, too stupid. too delusional. Cruel serpent trying to pretend she's an angel...i don't like it and i don't believe it. Nope. Sorry.

July 15, 2008 8:50 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Let's tell Nancy Davis.

8:31AM


Fleas? Nah. Ur just feeling the effect of every single person on this board that absolutely hates ur pathetic, stalking maggot ass.