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Brit's Back In Town, Reunited With Her Boys!
Posted on Wed Dec 17, 2008 01:05 PM PDT
Britney Spears got back from Japan this morning, and what was the first thing the pop princess did?
Why, visit with her two sons, of course!
Just a short while ago, Jayden James and Sean Preston were dropped off at Brit's Summit home to spend some time with their superstar mom. After traveling all over the world in the past few weeks, we're sure all Britney wants for Christmas is to relax and hang out with her fam!
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
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Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
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Comments
the new album has gone platium
awsome!!!
PART TIME MOMMY.... FULL TIME CRAZY B*I*T*C*H
OMG I JMUST SAW HER PROFILE AT WWW.NASTYHAIRYBITCHESWHOHOLDTHEIRKIDSHOSTAGE.COM
omg i just saw your profile there too!!!! Looks like you have something in common.
atleast britney had good looking kids... x-tina's is fuglyyy
1:26 Yeah sure it has, in yours and shitneys fantasy land.........
HA HA yeah, sure all Britney wants is to have freedom to be the skank she was born to be. We all know she could care less about those boys.
1:39 You are just as CRAZY as Britney is!!!! Her kids have FAS because she didn't care enough to take care of herself while she was pregnant. Her kids have tard eyes
1:47 ehhhh...you must look like christinas kid....sucks for you...
And meanwhile her exes are completely HAPPY snuggling up to their new loves and thanking their lucky stars they don't have to deal with this crazy moron any longer. Sucks to be her.
People Exclusive
Lawyer: Cops Issued Restraining Order Against Britney Spears
By Ken Lee
Originally posted Wednesday January 09, 2008 06:30 AM EST
Britney Spears Photo by: INF
Good one 1:48. Aren't the 10 minutes your mommy lets you be on the computer almost up?
LAPD officers slapped Britney Spears with a temporary restraining order last Thursday night after her custody standoff, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
Called an "emergency protective order," it is enforced for five business days. Officers did it to "stabilize the situation," confirmed Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.
Kaplan, who did not request the restraining order, declined to say whether he would seek to extend it.
"The person it's placed upon would have to stay approximately 100 feet from the other person, or face arrest," says LAPD spokesman Mike Lopez, who could not confirm the restraining order on Spears. "In most cases, it's issued by officers when there's the possibility of imminent and immediate danger to the victim."
Added Kaplan: "Kevin doesn't want to keep his kids from being involved in [Spears's] life. But foremost is that the kids be in an environment of structure [and] stability. The next goal is to get things to a point where both parents are able to participate fully in their [children's] lives."
On Jan. 4, Spears, 26, was stripped of all visitation rights with sons Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, pending the ex-couple's next custody hearing on Jan. 14.
http: // www.people.com/people/article/0,,20170115,00.html
The Spears-Federline custody settlement requires a monitor to be present whenever Britney visits the boys. Do you think Britney will ever be allowed to be alone with the boys again? Or do you think Britney will always be too unstable and potentially dangerous to alone with children?
umm my moms dead actually...she died when i was 7...and i am living on my own with my fiance...i dont even like britney.. all i said is that her kids are better looking then christinas...and u got pissed :) which was exactely what i wanted... atleast i know that iam extremely good looking...and your not...now that i got what i wanted...peace..
Keep it positive :)
1:49 right on
ROTLMAO at one hott bitch.......ooooohhhhkaaaay sure whatever you say. Run along now.
ONE HOTT BITCH WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE ENGAGED. MY BET IS SHE IS 13.
I love you Britney you are my idol I have a mental illness too I want to be a mom one day and I hope I can be a great mom like you.
Sky you MUST be mental if you think Britney Spears is a great mom.
Sky, make an appointment with your doctor before you conceive - especially if you are taking psychiatric drugs. The proper medical guidance and family support system will help you be a more stable, consistent, loving mom than Brit has been to her sons.
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1:59 Im sorry to hear that. My mom died when I was 10. Its the worst feeling in the world to grow up without a mother. Dont pay attention to those rude comments there just upset b/c they know you really are better looking then them.
people if her mother died why would you write mean things, thats messed up. You really must be insecure about yourself. Grow up!
Why are you all so mean?
Why even bother to bring Sean P. over to her house...she never pays any attention to him!
So now the kids can watch the caged animal pace around, chain smoke, talk on the phone, and change outfits. yippeeee. Maybe she can call up fellow crack smoking egg donor Jodie Sweetin and have a nice bonding session. And by bonding, I mean exchange SPEED dial info on 24 hour bail bondsmen services.
Yeah, Britney's Mother of the Year. She's the ONLY celeb mom who got slapped with a fucking restraining order cos she took her kid hostage.
kevins a pot head. at least britney has ppl around her that actually know shes not getting messed up. kevin has it good..if he keeps partying with all britneys child support money, hes gonna have to marry someone rich again...since he does absolutely nothing to try and make an income.
according to her "tell all" interview it seems to me that all britneys is looking for is freedom to be "cool" again. I say keep the kids with daddy and let the bitch loose, hopefully she'll just disappear one day and we won't have to stomach anymore of her whining and lies.
Britney should have stayed in Japan. We don't need her here! Good ridance to bad rubbish.
Dem ju ju spirits be coming to me now! Dey be tellin' me dat dey be seein' a phone call a comin' It be a coming fo' Sky. I see da letters 'C' , den a 'P', and den a 'S' on dey calla ID! It be bad ju ju fo' dis Sky person! Baaaad, baaad ju ju! I go killa a chicken now to get da bad ju ju from ma mind now!
She is a liar. She acted like she shaved her head to turn a page in her life, when really Kevin threatened to have her hair follicle tested for drugs and she freaked. Like any girl in her right mind would actually shave her head as some sort of cleansing session. Nice try though
Britney is not a good role model for parenting. If you lost your mom, spend time with an aunt, older sister, older cousin or close family friend before you have children. Becoming a mom is a lifelong commitment. I hope when you decide to become mothers - your experience is as wonderful as mine.
Yeah- that whole documentary she acted like she was so miserable. Just to make people feel sorry for her. The only thing she is miserable about is not being able to do everything she wants- like drive around til 6 am.
1:49-1
Then why are her ex'es drunk and on drugs all the time. I have seen video of Kevin Federline in Canada snot slinging drunk just a couple of months ago and Jason Alexander which was ANNULLED and was not really a marriage but if you idiots want to say that he was a husband to her who cares, (you do it to add to the drama) and make yourselves sound impressive which )you are not) got arrested for DUI not that long ago. There are reports now surfacing about FEDEX and his drug and alcohol parties and sooner probably than later there will be proof presented of that. He does not stay home with his children. He has a bar built into the home. The children are cared for by a nanny in a different area of the house. He's messing up big time on Britney's money that is supposed to be used to support the children not to support Kevin's drug, alcohol and hooker addiction.
Kevin is a drug user loser ass bum living off Britney but Britney chose him to marry and have kids with it’s her own fault her life is the way it is!
Britney Shoots Herself In The Foot
Britney Spears’ meltdown last week has proven to be less of the “bipolar” variety and more of the little good ol’ fashioned “idiot self-sabatoge” kind. Female First says
A source [said] “Britney was mad she had to attend [last Thursday's] deposition when it was her day with the kids. She was supposed to give them back at 7pm but wanted to keep them for two extra hours. When they said no she pitched a fit and locked herself in the house.”
However, the deposition date [was] set for Thursday because Britney had failed to attend the day before. The scheduled deposition was set to begin at 9:45 a.m., but Britney did not arrive until 11:32 a.m. [Her] visitation rights for that day were from 12pm until 7pm and the deposition was held at a location just 15 minutes drive from her home, meaning she did not lose any of her allotted time with the boys.
So, basically, she threw a fit about something that never even happened and that would have been her fucking fault had it happened in the first place. Jesus H. That’s like firing off a couple of rounds in the top of your foot and then screaming and throttling the gun for blowing off your toes. And God knows you don’t get anywhere with a gun by yelling at it. If Britney really wanted to make her point, she should stand the gun upright and use the trigger as a foothold while she hops around on it like a pogo stick. That’d sure show Kevin Federline who’s boss!
Losers attract losers, but you don't see K-Fed getting gurney strapped and shipped off to the nuthouse. Let me guess 2:38, you had a horrible divorce, lost your ass in the settlement, and you're bitter now and hate men?
http: // yeeeah.com//2008/01/09/britney-shoots-herself-in-the-foot/
Britney lack of self-control led to these self-inflicted wounds. It’s sad she is unwilling to acknowledge she, and she alone is responsible for her actions. Most importantly, the loss of her children.
2:29 1 & 2
1 - Nobody is MAKING YOU STOMACH BRITNEY. You do it because you want to because you are a sick person who wants to find anything they can wrong with another person so you do not have to deal with your own miserable ass. You do not know Britney Spears and have never seen anything but photos and videos of her and stories from rag mags. Your not a relative or friend or even an ex-employee. And you are on X17. You are not credible.
2 - Bad rubbish. You don't know her either. You're just a follower like all the rest of those that can find no happiness unless they seek misery in others lives. Your best is bad rubbish. Honey look in the mirror. Obviously you do know a lot about that but it is what stares back at you when you look at yourself. You do not know Britney Spears. You are likely the same person but even if you aren't you are pathetic and boring. Same shit different day. What you going to do with your life when it kicks your ass. You both talk this shit to try to bait others into your nights worth of pleasure of instigating and argumentative ridiculous posting of nonsensical fodder.
You are not credible.
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I'm not 2:29 1 & 2
But I can't help laughing every time I read that line!
...LOL!
Even if he was stoned 24/7 K-fed is a better father than shitney could ever be a mother. SHES USELESS TO HER BOYS EXCEPT FOR THAT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Good job to the 2:29s! You just made 2:50 go into a Hysterical Shit Fit! Keep up the good work!
K-fed and his unemployed ass have more class in his pinky than this clasless slut could ever have in her whole fat ass body.......
2:50 COURT LADY... GO F YOURSELF.... KEEP YOUR HYPOCRYTICAL COMENTS TO YOUSELF. YOU ARE A LIAR PROBLEY A PEDAFILE. GO FIND SOME CHILDREN SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE THEY MIGHT WANT YOU. ITS NOT HERE LOSER. GO TAKE YOUR MEDS AND GO TO SLEEP..........
2:50 is just stateing the truth....good job!
The judge made the right decision awarding Kevin sole primary custody of the boys. Britney’s visitation is relatively safe because it's monitored. Fortunately Jayden didn’t have to be hospitalized for too long in Louisiana.
Yeah, stating the truth, just like any good Charles Manson follower would believe it to be
Watch out! The Court Lady is going to call the Figmental Bureau of Imagination on you!
I have to say, Britney’s thinking still seems delusional. I was shocked when she said she wanted to be married and have more kids in five years. Britney can’t care for the two sons she already has without being monitored. She neglected and terrified her children. She has to make amends. And Britney needs to be reminded her children are not puppies. She can’t cuddle them - neglect them - then get new ones.
Figmental Bureau of Imagination
I LOVE this line!
...LOL!
See you later! :)
I think my mom should be mother of the year.
Every time I try to discuss something from my childhood, my mom has amnesia. It's annoying. I think she just doesn't want to admit the mistakes she made.
that kid clearly has down syndrome.
Maybe not Down's, but FAS.
Circus plunged 60% in sales and falls to #2.
I guess there's only so many album copies the fans can buy on their allowance.
1:46 it's not just her kid that have tard eyes, Britney has tard eyes too.
Maybe that's why you never see Jayden walking!
The point is that Britney is NOT #1 after only one week. Years ago she would stay at 1 for a long time. Now it only lasted one week. In other words, her fans all ran out in the first week and bought multiple copies (2 and 3) each to push up sales. It was all hype, and next week it will drop down heavily. This Britney comeback is literally the biggest hyped comeback any celebrity has ever had hyped about them. Its all fake, she does not dance anymore (because of her 2 knee injuries, 1999 and 2004) and she does not sing, but lip-synchs. She does not even look like she wants to be there. The fire she had years ago is gone. Most of the people that bought her CD are just buying it for sympathy and pity for Britney. She does not even write her music. And they have to correct her vocals on the CD's so it will sound like she is in tune. It is the record companies and the producers and everyone else that creates all the "art" and music. Britney is not an artist, she does not have the talent.
Shitney looks like shes in her 100s.
I agree with you, Britney is not an artist at all. She can't sing, but lip-synchs, she dose not dance, but walks around the stage. She just pretends, and does a poor version of a karaoke show. She also looks dead on stage. Her CD only sold at first because it was HYPED to an extreme level. And also because she was such a huge train wreck for the last few years so everyone has been interested in what she would do next. But now all the hype, which her manager (Larry) and her record company created, is now dying down. Everyone is losing interest in her. She will now fade away fast, her tour will fail since she is nuts and wont' be able to handle the pressure. They will probably cancel it after a few shows like they did with her Onyx tour 5 years ago. She is now going to be over soon, just watch, lol.
Britney I love you, you are the best
Beyond all the drama of Scam and Adnoid, isn't this the same crew that was at the helm during the formative years of her meltdown? The same pressure cooker seems to be at work and now they are working hard to patch all the broken strings their little marionette is suffering from. It would seem that they are trying to grab all they can while the getting is good. It's like they are driving on 4 bald tires with the threads showing and all they have is the worthless donut tire in the trunk as a safety measure.
SHITNEY IS SO FAKE.NOW SHE PRETENDS TO BE A GOOD MOTHER.SHE SUCKS,BUT WE DONT FORGETTE THAT SHE LET HER KIDS IN THE PAST.FOR FUN AND DRUGS.HATE HER.NOONE CARES ABOUT HER.JUST TEEN GIRLS.SHE NEVER WILL BE THE QUEEN OF POP.SHE DOESNT HAS THE MADONNA ENERGY
Oh God! Not this worthless whore again.
Doing another fake photo opp before she runs off again for a few weeks to terrorize the planet with her lip-synching and walking around the stage like a hooker on crack.
Do u have proof that kfed is a drug dealer ? I guess not and u get ur lies about him from what tabloids say. Even if he a drug dealers the courts look at the 2 parents and decided that he was the better of the 2 that should tell u what a horrible mother britney is.
I'm probably one of the biggest Britney fans out here. And sorry to speak for all fo her other fans, but she sucks right now. Don't get me wrong, I love Circus 100%. Her songs are catchy, and I can listen and love every track. But her performances suck! It's like, you ARE a certified "Princess of Pop"; start acting like it! I mean, a couple of years ago, her performances were high octane, adrenaline pumping, high voltage performances. now, they're like dead! I love britney, always have and always will. but she needs to fix things with her kids first. she can tour and do that stuff whenever she feels like it. but she will never get the time with her kids back, and they will grow up with a mother who was hardly ever around. i wouldn't want my mother to be like that, and i dont think britney would have wanted that. her main priority should always be herself and her family. she needs to clean up her act and spend time with her kids, and then she can work on a tour. I am 100% behind with what a lot of these so-called "haters" have to say.
"I go through life like the karate kid."
THE C U N T SHOULD COMIT SUISIDE AND MAKE EVERYONE INCLUDING HERSELF HAPPY THAT SHE OFFED HERSELF SHE IS A S L U T T Y W H O R E C U N T B I T C H
But of course when it comes to Shitney's drug use, the fans claim she was either forced to do them against her will or that her doing drugs is a lie. They still seem to selectively ignore the fact that the courts called her a habitual and frequent user of drugs and alcohol and then took her kids away from her. To them, Shitney is ALWAYS the victim of some nefarious character or plot and their little princess would never do any bad things of her free will. Maybe Kfed used the divorce settlement to buy a brain control device and secretly implanted in her head forcing her to forget panties and tampons, do more drugs, abuse her kids, blow some paps and strangers, and just generally act like a complete brainless fool. That's gotta be it! I finally figured it out! All hail me! Those defective detectives at JFX will be so jealous!
Maybe that's why she went bald! Secret brain implantation devices were put in at that time! At least when Tom bought Katie's implant, it didn't malfunction as badly!
she's not perfect, she had mental issues so she was forced to give custody to federline, yall are just up on her case cause she is a female, and there is a biased look on that the female should always take the kids, but she will forever have severe bipolar amongs other things, so it was not in her hands, it was smart of her becuase a person has to know when they can do something, and she couldnt do it her brain would not allow it, so people get over it already
Britney would be so happy to be home with her little babies. Its sad she cant take them with her im sure they would have loved to see Japan and Europe. I myself was just satisfied to see her amazing perfect rack of boobies on display jiggling about in the last video. Britney boobies. Yesum.
Britney is the drug user not kfed the judge did not call hime ahibtual user of drugs and alchol and he have not been to rehab 3 times. This girls go weeks with out seeing her children what kind of good mom does that. Kfed is the only parent those kids have and we see their relationship from pics of both parents with children.
That funny that you use smart and then talk about how she didn't have control over anything whatsoever. None of her actions seemed very smart from the results of what she went through and still goes through. Maybe raging dumbass, but certainly not smart!
That's
They BOTH used drugs.
but the major difference is,
one managed to keep low
the other one spun out.
She would have had her children if she had just kept her wits about it. But she didn't.
Britney's fake cow udders, YUCK!!! Fake and saggy, just like the rest of her!
Shitney looks like shes in her 60s.
What a BUNCH of bulls**t!!! This stupid hick does not care about anyone but herself.
Its no lie that she was forced to take drugs by Sam back when she was acting up, he would crush them up and put them in her food, other times threaten her saying she wouldnt be allowed to see her kids if she didnt take "her pills" All the other reports you hear of Britney taking drugs were obviously vicious lies made up by disgruntled employees she fired, like her bodyguard. Britney would never be silly enough to do such bad things to herself. She is very sweet and loves her babies and thats why she got a bit scared and had to keep him to herself in the bathroom. Also, despite all the horror she suffered from being badly influenced by Sam and Adnan, shes looking so much happier and doing lots more now than she was when they were there.
Britney took drugs willingly. There is no denying that. She was on all types of drugs at that point. So despite your efforts to blame everyone else, the fault still lies at her feet.
Kimmerly I would have to disagree with you,
Can you remember the people she was hanging around at one point? People such as Brandon Davis? You don't hang around people like Davis if you are a clean person. She was hanging around the wrong people long before anyone came into her life. Deny it til you're blue in the face, but it still doesn't make it true.
There is no way that Kimmerly could possibly be that stupid. She must be on here to play head games and to get a response. Well, on second thought.......
Same people talking the same trash they were one year ago. Boring, loud mouthed immature kids that if not for the other bloggers they identify with here they would have absolutely no one to talk to. That is what happens when you have an antisocial personality. Most of you will end up in jail serving time for some stupid action you did because you think it is your right to be abusive and you have no one to answer to. When they slap those handcuffs on you remember you were warned. Tell your parents what you are doing and saying, talk to a pastor or an adult you can trust that is mentally stable enough to help you make some better choices for your lives. Hanging out on an X17 website is not healthy for you. There are many things adolescents can do. Want to find out why Britney is so messed up. Study psychiatry. The DSM IV or V will be fascinating reading for you. That way when you spot mental illness you will not follow it as you do here. Your like penguins lined up waiting to spit out your message like you influence others but the truth is none of you are friends, you compete to see who is the cruelest. You attack each other eventually you will cross the line and lay hands on someone that is not online because here you are learning that you should be entitled to attack anyone, anytime and it will give you a record that will follow you the rest of your life. Prisons are full of people with behavioral problems like most of you have. You show no respect for yourself or anyone else. Just waiting for the sheriff aren't you. That is sad too because you have potential every last one of you to do great things but instead you chose to sit here and degenerate. When your doing your time in a year or two you will have a lot of hours and days to think about what you should have done besides this and when you think of kharma, you will realize that if you had only learned society's rules instead of concerning yourself with a pop stars life you might not be where you are. She will still be living in her home and doing what she does while you are in a cell being somebody's bitch. The writing is on the wall. Most people who show no respect for themselves or others end up in a orange jumpsuit by age 25. Don't believe me study Psychology or Psychiatry and learn. That at least will keep your brains active and not wrapped around Britney Spears life. That goes for all of you. I do not care if you like her or do not you all are wasting your lives. Go outside and get some air. There is more to life than spend your life on a website. Peace be with you all!
You show no respect for yourself or anyone else. Just waiting for the sheriff aren't you. That is sad too because you have potential every last one of you to do great things but instead you chose to sit here and degenerate. When your doing your time in a year or two you will have a lot of hours and days to think about what you should have done besides this and when you think of kharma, you will realize that if you had only learned society's rules instead of concerning yourself with a pop stars life you might not be where you are. She will still be living in her home and doing what she does while you are in a cell being somebody's bitch. The writing is on the wall. Most people who show no respect for themselves or others end up in a orange jumpsuit by age 25. Don't believe me study Psychology or Psychiatry and learn. That at least will keep your brains active and not wrapped around Britney Spears life. That goes for all of you. I do not care if you like her or do not you all are wasting your lives. Go outside and get some air. There is more to life than spend your life on a website. Peace be with you all!
6:35
You're dead on about that one.
Oh well, I guess Kimmerly is gone. No response. Hope I didn't upset her.
Im not stupid nor am i trying to play head games. I just think its unfair that people attack such a sweet woman who doesnt harm anyone and only wants to perform and shake her boobies like the rest of them. Its very easy to think shes horrible when bad reports come out about her, but i dont fall for them. She is lovely and the next time she shows her lovely delicious boobies on stage again the world will be a better place for all.
OMG! Because we can't stand Shitney, we are going to be arrested and lose everything in our lives that we worked for! Why the fuuck do you come here time after time to bitch about people on here? This is a blog you ASSHOLE!!! What about commenting don't you get!
6:44
This is the craziness that is this blog,
I swear some of these people are..well one person is just complete basketcase. There is really nothing you can do except try to ignore it.
Also, Anon @ 6:37 sure is ironic by wasting more time posting that than the rest of us in each post. So what if you like or dont like her, and so what if you post on here or not, out of the hour or so i might spend on here a day, that leaves 23 for doing other life-stuff.
No, she only hurt her kids and screwed over just about everyone and everything in her life. But ol' Kimmy just wants her to keep being a slut and shaking her nasty shit around! And no Kimmerly, you just fall for dumb things, like aliens eating people's brains and bat children! I still think you're either an idiot and/or a liar!
and now Im probably gonna get it for saying that outloud.
Weekly World News would never say she took drugs, they might say shes an alien from outerspace but who takes them seriously anyway. Shaking your boobs doesnnt make you a slut, and her "shit" is anything but. When she was pregnant her boobies were at the most amazing ive ever seen. And her pussy looked perfect. She has such pretty lips. mmmmyes.
Kimmerly, what planet do you hail from? It would be nice to finally prove that life exists on another planet!
hmmm...ok. Well kimmerly, I really don't know what to say at this point.
Shitney looks like shes in her 90s because her skin is getting all old and wrinley.
Are you a girl?
kimmerly? I just wanted to know if you are a lesbian.
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Britney looks no older than 25. Her skin would be so soft to the touch especially around her waist where you could give it a little squeeze. mmmmmm so good. Jiggle away Britbrit, jiggle away.
'If' she's a lesbian? Wait until her next post when she says something equally bizarre or shockingly stupid in order to get a response. Then she'll flop around on the subject a bit to confuse the matter more to get even more responses. I thought the Abandoned Mine and kira were shitheads, but she's giving them a run for their money!
Hey, thanks 7:06 for taking time to come her to show us which sites will rip us off and download spyware! We can avoid that site like the plague now!
Kimmerly = Troll. Sure of it now!
I wasnt trolling i was responding to what Andy said about her looking 90.
Troll!
Ya, I think you could be right about that.
She actually looks quite funny. Those glasses make her look like a bumblebee. Shes all like.. "YAAA ive gots ma ba-bee"
Not by the hair of my Kimmy chin chin!
Classic troll maneuver. Avoid confrontations about said trollism and say another seemingly vacuous thing! Next.
Or it could be that im non-confrontational maybe?
Wasn't kira just on here a few days ago saying how she was going to 'play' nice? Emphasis on play!
yes it could be. that is fine.
6:37 HON Court lady what about you ????HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DO YOU HAVE A LIFE ???????????? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???? you spend your days trying to run down people for speaking the truth about this drug addicted child abuser, SO WHY IS YOUR LIFE SO MUCH BETTER ??your a lying sac of shit who I suspect is a pedophile, go to shitneys website, unsuspecting little fools there, not here. SHOVE YOU HYPOCRYTICAL COMMENTS UP YOUR FAT ASS HON......GO AWAY.......
Ive seen Kira post in other threads, she doesnt seem to talk about Britney at all and instead focusus on gunning down everyone on the board. Silliness. Anyway, im off for now, Nightynight.
Nighty night!
Kimmerly, You lesbian w*h*o*r*e.....pull your fingers out of your fishy crotch and step away from the computer.
That was me @ 7.40. Remember to buy yourself and all loved ones a copy of Circus. Theyll love you forever.
Okie Dokie! They sure will. Night.
Court lady I think there's a couple of shrinks who would LOVE to analyze your LYING ASS. YOUR JUST AS PHYSCO AS SHITNEY HERSELF. LOSER B*I*T*C*H. EVER WONDER WHY YOUR KIDS HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND AVOID YOU LIKE THE PLAUGE ???? LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU HYPOCRYTICAL B*I*T*C*H........NO WONDER YOU LIVE ALONE AND HAVE A FANTASY LIFE AT X17.....
Hey. Slow down.
Where did kira go? She swore she'd be back and taking revenge! Where oh where did she go? Oh there she is! With a new 'K' moniker!
Run troll run! Run before more people figure you out!
Is this your job? To come here and point fingers at people? Or are you just having a shitty day?
Yes, that must be it. It starts with a K, so it must be her. Why didn't I think of that? She is such a troll.
Is that your job to be a nosey tool? Congrats on your promotion!
Why thank you, clueless retard.
Wow, someone pops up in defense of the troll and then bolts for the door just about when the 'other' troll bolted!
Yeah, whatever you say.
have fun obsessing
and trying to guess
you need to brush up on your skills a little bit
bye now!
As long as you're going away, that's good enough for me! Watch out for spiders under the bridge!
Yeah, watch out for any deep thought! I'm afraid you just don't have the capacity for it.
Oh gee, you sure are so upset by what was supposedly said to 'another' person that you just had to come back! It seems to have really twisted you up enough, didn't. Are you going to lie and say you're going away again, or are you know emotionally invested in this?
Excuse me, 'didn't it?'
Shitney looks like a crackhead.
The sad part is, Shitney doesnt care about neither of her kids because shitney only cares and thinks about herself.
So what if i have been using different monikers and posting anonymously on here? It is only because all of you are obsessed with me. You all know that i was right about sam lufti. You all know that i am attractive and it bothers you because you are all so ugly. You people who have been saying negative things about me on here are showing how jealous you are of me. Uffie is way better than britney and she is way hotter than her too. I have more talent and beauty than britney does so stfu before i glock all of you bitches.
Lame! lame with increasing amounts of bullcrap followed by more of the same.
Ol PeePaw Spears handled that Lutfi doofus handily!
Kimmerly wants to use this blog as a substituted for intensive therapy. I cautioned her it was a poor decision but she’s persistent. Okay, Kimmerly. Before we begin, complete a short health history questionnaire.
1). What type of mental illness do you have?
2). Are you taking medication. If so, what kind?
3). How often do you see your doctor?
4). When was your last office visit?
5). Have you ever been hospitalized?
6). What led to your hospitalization?
Kimmerly, provide details about the so-called manipulative villainous man in your past life.
...you know the one who reminds you of Sam Lutfi.
Kimmerly, explain the exact nature of your stalkerish fixation with Britney Spears.
Kimmerly, are you married? If so, have you told your husband about your bi-sexual fantasies involving Britney Spears? What was his reaction?
Return the questionnaire to the receptionist and have a seat in the virtual waiting room.
Im not married, nor has any guy ive been with remind me of Sam. I dont like him because he was an evil puppetmaster who took advantage of her fragile mental state and easily influential nature. Also, I dont stalk Britney i wouldnt ever think of scaring her like that. I did send her a 4ft inflateable toy penguin for xmas, but i dont think that counts as stalking. Just a sweet jesture and something for her kids to play with.
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
Kimmerly, you neglected to answer 1-6 on the questionnaire. Please return to your seat in the virtual waiting room, complete the questionnaire then return it to the receptionist. Circus and Blackout will played on a perpetual loop to keep you calm.
A supplemental questionnaire is being prepared.
I have no history of mental illnesses, does that answer your sarcastic questions? I dont really mind Circus but i do keep a few songs of Blackout on repeat every now and again. Circus will grow on me in time hopefully, I just got to give it a few more listens. I do like the single tho, and Womanizer, especially the way her voice says "you you you are" it sounds really.. intimate.
Kimmerly, explain the exact nature of your stalkerish fixation with members of this board.
Kimmerly, explain the exact nature of your obsession with the word “penguins.”
“Your like penguins lined up waiting”
“I did send her a 4ft inflateable toy penguin for xmas”
Kimmerly, have you ever deliberately injured an animal? Yourself? Another person? If so, explain the exact nature of the harm you inflicted and your motivation.
Maybe kiraly might be easier and quicker to use.
10:45 I doubt it's kira.
Coincidence. I dont post under any other name other than this one and i certainly wouldnt waste my time writing that long drawn out and dull post that they did. I did send her one. She'll love it im sure.
Either way, both or one are still stupid trolls. And kira seemed to jump in a while ago. Read for yourself. Just one big headfuck is what both(?) are trying.
Uh huh, it‘s a “penguin” coincidence. Would you like to set the record straight on any other coincidences, Kimmerly?
Thats a pretty big stretch to try to link me to someone else by the use of a single word. I sent her that penguin weeks ago. Ive only posted here since the last few threads.
A troll by any other name is still a troll.
Yes, Kimmerly, we've seen you on the last few threads. Please explain the exact reason why you were fighting with the Britarded Novelist? Why did you leave a nasty follow-up post after the Britarded Novelist told everyone you were attacking an innocent person?
Im trolling because i answered someones post? Riiiight. Okay. Anyway, Bye for now.
Kimmerly, it’s irrelevant when you sent a toy to a stranger. What is relevant is your “penguin” coincidence happened on this board - today.
Your like penguins lined up waiting
December 17, 2008 6:35 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
I did send her a 4ft inflateable toy penguin for xmas
December 17, 2008 10:25 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
I sent her that penguin weeks ago
December 17, 2008 10:56 PM
Posted by: Kimmerly
A supplemental orientation question:
Please type the date Month/day/year, the day of the week and time.
So they make blow up penguin sex dolls? What a messed up world.
“I have no history of mental illnesses”
Kimmerly schedule an appointment with your doctor and request a full psychological evaluation to establish a proper mental health history and course of treatment.
A penguin was driving down the road one night, when the "Check Engine" light came on. He pulled over at the gas station, and the attendant said he'd take a look at it, and tell him what was wrong.
The penguin went over to a nearby shop and bought a vanilla ice cream cone. He finished the ice cream, threw the wrapper away, and walked back to the gas station, where the attendant was waiting for him.
"It looks like you blew a seal," said the attendant.
"Oh, no. Its just vanilla ice cream," replied the penguin.
11:08...LOL!
Thanks, I needed the laugh! I'm taking a short break, I hope you're here when I return.
Just for future reference, Kimmerly the Troll was fighting with the self-proclaimed Britarded Novelist and everyone else a couple of nights ago on one of the Japan threads. She accused B.N. of being kira for roughly 36 hours until B.N. returned and put a stop to it. Then our little troll went back and left a nasty comment after the thread died. Our troll doesn't like being scolded.
Why do SO many people have so much time on their hands? It's utterly pathetic.
People can BASH Britney all they want, it's not going to stop her from selling half a million copies of her album in one week. The album is already platinum in several countries.
Missed that bit of info. they're still trolling for the sake of messing with people. That part seems obvious enough.
Thanks for stopping in to inform us you don't understand the concept of blogging. I'm sure if someone had a similar opinion to yours, you wouldn't question them one bit.
LMAO @ 11:11
Most of Britney’s fans/critics can spend hours on blogs because they are young and probably unemployed. If I had that much free time, I would spend it doing something much more interesting. It’s also winter so people tend to spend more time inside (e.g. online).
...Or it’s just a damn a mystery! LOL!
We use to have good discussions on this board about how popular culture influences mainstream culture but those days are long gone. The only reason I occasionally visit is for the laughs!
Beats going out to bars, watching drunks make fools of themselves, and then wondering if it's safe to drive home without getting taken out by the same drunks you just saw. No mystery there. Then comes the tactic when they come here and don't like the discussion, so they think they can stop people by telling them about how bad it is that that blog. Plus, it's a good nite for Showtime and HBO.
that they blog, I was distracted.
i love you britney spears.
Umm strike on of those "a's" :)
Send her one of Dim Kim's sex toys then! She's probably needing it badly right now!:
http://
www.love-shop.biz/vibrators/strapon-clitoral-vibrators/persnickety-penguin-clit.html
Hello little troll! What happened to your name?
Who cares about typos, unless they are incredibly stupid and some typo nazi is bragging and then makes one! Then it's open season!
OMG Don’t give Kimmerly any new crazy ideas! I read one of Britney's fans was sending creepy packages from Michigan or Minnesota (I forget which one).
However, Kimmerly sounds like she could use a penguin. Maybe it would calm her down.
11:48 I think the way you think!
Actually, maybe it will just make it easier for the authorities to identify her!
"Hmmmm, another penguin sex toy! Third this week. Start the car up and light the siren!"
You're too much...LOL!
A couple of months ago, I shared info about Ian Halperin’s upcoming book and his new blog. I’m a little disappointed he’s delaying his book but I‘ve been reading his blog for months. Have you ever visited his site? There aren’t many members but he has some wildly funny stories and a weekly chat. Maybe one of these days I’ll give posting a try.
The blogs always seem to provide their own jokes! Especially when people make it so easy!
People like Dim Kim, the Penguinator!
Yeah, Halperin has done some interesting stuff. I don't think the Brit zombies are going to like his new book! You know he saw LOTS of damning stuff while papping it! And yeah, been to his site, but not in a while!
Absolutely! Blogs give us the space, we set the tone.
Oh, I have to find a link for you. One of Brit’s fans is pissing Ian off already!
Years ago, I used to work for a gas company and I had to go into this incredibly wealthy guy's house to check on a line and some other stuff. I was talking with him on an intercom and he came out to escort me because he had wild animals like African wilderbeasts and zebras running loose. He had an Emperor penguin in a refrigerated tank that was tame. Nice guy, but really, really out there! Almost Michael Jackson out there! I felt bad for that penguin, but feeding it was ....um....unique.
Send it! Blog reamings are fun to vicariously watch!
Ian didn’t like Britney’s documentary. He dislikes one of her ardent fans even more! LOL
http: // ianundercover.com/2008/12/01/iuc-exclusive-britneys-doc-puffed-up-with-bs-i-might-change-the-name-of-my-book-to-stalking-bs/#comments
I loved Ian's story about Betty Page.
COOOOL!!!! I'll go check it out, but I've got to bail for the night. Busy day tomorrow! I'm sure I'll catch you here at another time! It's almost suicidal in a blog way to go to someone's site and then to try to argue with the owner! I'm sure it was a knife at a gun fight scenario! But it doesn't surprise me one bit! This should be good for some laughs! Thanks for the drop! Later!
Cool penguin story (pun not intended).
Bringing a knife to a gun battle...very Sean Connery!
I think I'll give Ian's site a try this weekend. I hope to run into you there.
Thanks for the laughs.
Goodnight! :)
Or here! :)
Just took a look at the site. Might be fun to check it out! Thanks again and good night!
Oh, I've got a bike trip planned for this weekend, weather permitting. I hope not to see a computer screen this weekend! Forecasts aren't looking bueno tho!
Night!
You remind me of someone I love reading on TMZ. I spoke with him one night in the chat room. Have a great road trip! We'll run into each other another time.
"I am not crazy No More World Tour"
even ellen said she sings like a chipmunk when they went carolling.
So overrated and hick
Maybe kiraly might be easier and quicker to use.
December 17, 2008 10:45 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Maybe you need to quit obsessing over other people on this board. You spent the entire night accusing others of being me, YET AGAIN. How many times have you accused others of being me now? 50?? 100??
The fact is, you just can't control yourself. Last night you came on here trying to hunt me down, yet again. You are obsessed with me, and anyone with half a brain can see that. I am asking you nicely to stop obsessing over me.
and I see you wrote another post, pretending to be me. Why did you write the things you did in that post? the stuff about me being attractive? I sense a lot of jealousy in that post. Maybe you need to take a look in the mirror if I really make you that jealous.
I really am getting sick of not being able to post. I read somewhere up this blog that someone thinks I am posting just to mess with peoples heads? get a life. I couldnt care less about messing with peoples heads. and if I did, please believe me I could do a f*ck of a better job then this if I really wanted to screw with people. But I dont. so leave me alone. thanks.
Anonymous kira at 2:33am & 2:46am. Do you really expect people to believe that you did not post at 8:59pm? For many people the only kira they know is the one who posted at 8:59pm. 7:40pm started the whole it is kira posting as kimmerly thing that led to you getting trashed on here again by 7:57pm and other bloggers. The 8:59pm post made it very clear that you are now anonymous and prefer it so you can go after people on here undetected. Maybe you should try to deal with this issue before you continue to post on here.
my apologies to all for having helped create this horrible human being. kira was never meant to exist at all. she is the result of a drunken/drug fueled one night stand. she has been all alone in her life and as a result of that she has schizophrenia. her multiple sclerosis is something that has left her looking like the hunchback of notre dame. she also has a bad case of psoriasis that makes her face look like the face of freddy krueger. her short temper is the direct result of her having been neglected as a child and her realization that she can not bear children. she blames everyone for all of the things that have gone wrong in her life and she has a lot of issues so you should be careful with her because she has a glock that she could use on anyone at anytime. the voices in her head have led to her mental instability causing her great confusion as to what she should be doing with her life. she has nothing to do with her time so she spends it on online talking about celebrities day and night. do you miss me kira? do you wish i was there with you? maybe if i was there you would not be online posting as often as you do. you really need to get a life kira and stop living vicariously through celebrities. if what i have to say to you seems brutal that is because it is. this is only the beginnning of me being as harsh as i can with you so that you can finally wake up and move on from here. i am just warming up so stay tuned. i am your father and i only want the best for you so listen to what i have had to say and get a life. once again my apologies to all for having helped create this poor excuse for a human being who knows nothing but hate.
6:30am was me.
i meant 6:20am.
you losers can defend this part time mommy all you want, but when she is standing in front of the "pearly gates"...which I suspect will be sooner than later...she has to answer to GOD for the treatment of her children... There is nothing worse in this world than a mother her abuses than abandons their sons for personal gain...she will reap what she sows.........
So what? A lot of people will have to answer to God. Not just her...many people in this world are much worse than her.
Brit might be happy to be with her boys (although I HIGHly doubt it) but her boys are probably sad as hell she is back!!
Her boys hate her. They would rather be with their pothead father.
Sheesh, c’mon people! It's a crisp, clear winter day (at least where I live). Go outside and breathe deeply. Stay outside for as long as it takes for you to think of something more creative than spending your entire day on a blog.
This morning while walking my dogs, I saw a beautiful fog bow over the lake. A young Red-tailed Hawk has taken up perching in a white oak outside my study and spreading his wings to soak up the afternoon sun. Life is replete with simple pleasures that instill happiness. Go find your happiness. Go on...it’s out there.
I have Sonny Landreth's “The Road We're On” in my iPod. I'm going for a run around the lake then it‘s back to work for me. I hope your day is as good as mine.
britneys kids are soo cute!!!!
britneys a good person now...thats all that matters...she never hurt anybody but her self...so we have no reason to hate her. unless your physco and need to write madd comments degrateing her, and then coming back on here to see what ppl have to say, and then writing more comments just to get an argument going...pathedic...grow up!!
10:37 learn how to spell. No wonder you are a Britard.
2:05 I know that I am happily engaged to the love of my life. We have been high school sweethearts since 10th grade. I am now 20. I was born October 20, 1988. I live in my own place. Got my new puupy :) which was an early Christmass gift from my Bubba. What can I say... I live the life at such an early age. As long as i know the truth about my self, thats all the matters. I am not going to say anything rude, I am over that. Dont get so hostle the next time somebody says britneys kids are cuter then Christina's. We all have different opinons on people. I am sorry that I left such a rude comment to you. I was having a bad day and taking it out on the computer.
2:21- Thanks so much. Yeah she died 10 days before christmass when I was seven. So this has been a hard month too get through every year. But thankfully I have my soulmate to get me by each and every day. I am sorry for your loss. I feel for you to the fullest extent. I hope you have a wonderful christmass. You made my day :)
p.s. I am sorry for being conceited. I get that way when iam not in a very good mood.
doesnt she look totally stupid with her headset on when everyone KNOWS she lipsyncs?
6:20:
I was already having a good day, but now it's even better. Thank you for making my day.
LOL!!
Kira go slash your wrists- It would be the best christmas gift ever!
11:38 PM Why don't you demonstrate how it's done and put it on YouTube?
I'm going to guess:
Santa???
Is Britney Spears secretly dating Paris Hilton’s ex?
In Touch is reporting that Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, who split from Paris Hilton less than a month ago, is secretly dating the socialite’s on-again/off-again pal, Britney Spears.
Just for the bitch fight that’ll break out once the news hits Paris’ ears, let’s hope this is one piece of tabloid dish with a grain of truth.
“They’ve been on a few dates,” a snitch close to Madden revealed in the December 29 edition of the tab. “They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite.”
So far, things are blossoming smoothly for the rumored lovers.
“She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her.”
And you’ll never guess how the two met.
According to the In Touch spy, Britney’s manager worked with Papa Jamie Spears to create a list of potential boyfriends for the pop icon. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.
“Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up.”
Larry wants to used Benji and Britney’s burgeoning new romance to promote her new album and forthcoming world tour.
“He plans to make a big, splashy announcement to help publicize her upcoming tour.”
Santa???
I prefer St. Nick LOL!
Sharpen your Ticonderoga No.2 pencil and jot this down. We have more than a handful of people around here with a distorted perception of reality. Please refrain from flipping the safety latch and pushing the bright red button marked “WARNING Do Not Push!” It isn’t Rudolph’s shiny red nose. Don’t make me put your name on the naughty list...LOL!
Later!
I must say....I've been damn good all year. I'm sure St. Nick will verify.
Yeah, you're on the nice list. But there are 7 more days. Watch your step...LOL!
Who do I have to kill to get a bag of free coal? Fricking heating bills are bad enough already! Hell, even reindeer turds should burn well! And whoever that fat bastard who pooped down my chimney last year is, I'll be nearby with my Benelli M2 auto with mag rounds this year. Waiting!
Who do I have to kill to get a bag of free coal? Fricking heating bills are bad enough already! Hell, even reindeer turds should burn well! And whoever that fat bastard who pooped down my chimney last year is, I'll be nearby with my Benelli M2 auto with mag rounds this year. Waiting!
Sheesh, don’t blow a gasket! I’ll deliver coal but reindeer turds are out of the question. PETA is breathing down my neck about Rudolph being emotionally abused by the other reindeer. I was forced to negotiate a sub-rosa deal to get them off my back. I created a new line of environmentally friendly reindeer hockey pucks and am making a hefty donation to the National Wildlife Federation.
Make all the secretive deals you want, if it was you, your fat ass also owes me for damage done to the mortar in my chimney! And the stink from that burning yule log in my fire has ingrained itself in the surfaces of my once pristine interior! Although it did have a faint hint of peppermint? Nullification of that horrendous miasma is also going to cost you dearly if Frankie the Shark, my personal solicitor, gets involved! So what say you, fat boy? Cough up the coal and dough, or face the aforementioned magnum slugs and pressure sensitive mines strategically placed throughout the neighborhood rooftop system! And those 'brownies' you stole from the kitchen, well all I can say is you must have been tripping balls for at least 2 days straight! Serves you right for being a larcenous glutton! You have until the 26th of this month to pay reparations!
Ho to the No!
This jolly old elf took the two most devoted reindeer on a long walk on this beautiful foggy night. I return and settle beside the fire with a nice glass of Disaronno Amaretto and what do I see? Strong arm tactics! Meh! The North Pole might seem like the end of the road in the middle of nowhere but we have our own way of keeping tabs and settling the score. Frankie the Shark...HA! You haven’t danced with the devil until you’ve met MVK, our shadowy little elf. If you knew the things he’s done to Yule logs in dark alleys - it would give your incubus nightmares. Don’t make me turn him loose on you...LOL!
Oh...love the 'brownies' ;)
Harry Callahan was on the Brad Pitt thread! :D
OH, I'm not surprised about the reindeer outing you had. And to up the ante, I know where to find that hidden tape of you 'helping the reindeer over the fence'. It's secreted in the YouTube porn vault and behind a firewall that even Bush's Silent Warriors couldn't breech! I'll be more than happy to send it to the missus! And don't laugh at Frankie! He's a current Vale Tudo champion with titles in Brazil and Japan and earned his sheep skin from Harvard Law with honor! I never asked for you to invade my privacy! You came in, uninvited, stole my shwag that was for a special gathering, and then dropped that steamer in the fire! It would be in your best interest to settle this while it is still somewhat amicable! Oh, the FAA should still be able to test for certain illicit substances that still reside in the voluminous cane holder you call an ass! Your move, fat boy!
Ho to the No!
I’ll see your imaginary videotape and raise you Anthony Pellegrino armed with microwave listening devices and a staff of underemployed paparazzi providing 24 hours surveillance of your home and office from 2002-2007. No worries about the FAA grounding me. I have a hush-hush deal with Britney Spears to do my urine analysis.
Oh shit, wait a minute!
Maybe we can work something out.
How much coal do you need?
Here’s my final offer:
1 year of coal (residential use only)
1 year on the nice list (I turn a blind eye)
A lifetime supply of jumbo candy canes
A Circus CD (melted in a microwave)
1 week at Sandals St. Lucia (high season)
Deal?
Pelligrino HA! He's going down and will soon be a soap hunter in the fed pen! And don't think that your sweat shop antics in the factory have gone unnoticed! :
http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qMVSis5lyk
But now that you are starting to see things my way, I need 1.3 metric tons of high grade coal to get me through this winter. And none of that dirty soot filled shit, only the clean burning kind! That should make a nice start as also you pay off the other damages incurred to my domicile! You have the date, you have the time, and you have the incentive! You best hurry and take care of biniz!
Ho to the No!
Okay, it's a deal.
This is all Britney's fault!
...LOL!
I've made my demands! I could care less about this 'nice list' as it grates against my inner selfish child! I already know what you do with your jumbo canes-that's why my house still smells like ass and peppermint! Not even melted do I want a cd of that dolt to violate my sanctity and sanity! And I already know that St. Lucia has a Waterslide Great White Encounter and that you'll probably hire some impoverished soul to dump a bucket of bloody chum in the water with me! See the above notice of intention!
Fine with me! You keep your end up and Frankie doesn't make your balls the strictly ornamental type that will hang on my tree! I'll be waiting until the 26th for resolution!
Ho to the No!
Gotcha! PETA publicized our deal and I posed with the reindeer for their 2008 Vegan Campaign. Pellegrino is in jail (I never hired him). I never had a deal with Britney Spears because she hasn’t been able to pass a urine analysis test since she was a Mouseketeer. I never deliver Britney’s music because I don’t have a permit to carry hazardous waste. And...I checked my records. I skipped your house last year because your were on my naughty list!
You’re looking at 35-life in the big house for blackmail and extortion.
Or you could apologize and accept the customary 2 lumps of coal as a lesson!
You have 15 minutes to decide.
Set...click...the clock is ticking.
I must be going. It seems as if some of my dearest friends and business associates in Blackwater need the gentle encouragement of Frankie to smooth things over with certain senatorial types! It goes without saying that these same friends owe me a few favors and would assist me in my times of need. Your participation is is expected in this matter! Thank you and have a nice, quiet silent night!
(Tap, tap, tap on Ho to the No's shoulder)
St. Nick doesn’t have balls!
...LOL!
Ho to the No!
Bon Natale!
As always, thanks for the laughs. :)
My offer is final and iron clad. The reindeer tape is very explicit in nature and I seriously doubt you actually know what's on it! There's enough on there to make PETA go cannibal and roast your fat ass slowly over a fire until about medium rare! You have seriously underestimated my various associations and my preemptive need for satisfactory resolution. Bad move on your part! Stick to the plan and everything will work out all right. You'll need those kneecaps to huff your corpulence in and out of your antiquated conveyance of choice! Trust dat! I have tables to deal under, so I must go.
Have a good one! Later!
Sheepishly...
Okay, you called my bluff.
You win!
LMAO!
Bon Natale! :)
Thanks! Bonus Nachos! Frankie will enjoy some time off anyway! He sends his regards.
Enjoy your road trip!
Goodnight! :)
Weather's looking better! Soaked camping and riding blows! Hope you have a good weekend too! Have fun!
LOL @ KIRA'S DAD @ 6:20AM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow.
St Nick has no balls?!?
Reindeer accident??
December 19, 2008 4:28 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
You are both on my permanently, laminated naughty list!
In other words, you both deserve a fly-by!
6 more days,
Reindeer accident??
Meh!
This morning a courier delivered a large manila envelope. Inside a letter had been composed by using letters cut out of magazines. It wasn’t signed but I suspect it was from Ho to the No! There was also a shocking photo inside (it must have been photo-shopped)!
I have no recollection of any reindeer accident!
www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0809l.jpg
However...I seem to be missing an elf!
files.funnypictures.tv/SSpictures/w0256+nhjklo9frgtdg.jpg
St. Nick
Not to be a tattletale, BUT...I have witnessed Ho to the No's inner child running with scissors(AWAY from a pile of magazines)
It's a pity all can't seem to make the Nice list.
St. Nick
Glad to hear there were no reindeer misadventure.
Please add x17 to the NAUGHTY list!!
6 more days,
Thanks, I owe you a puppy! My Chief Elf, dusted the letter for prints. Ho to the No has a naughty inner child! LOL
No misadventures, the reindeer are happily playing reindeer games.However, I’m still missing an elf. Oh well, I’m sure he’ll turn up sooner or later. ;)
X17 is on the top of my permanently, laminated naughty list!
St. Nick
All of my posts are mysteriously missing the links I included. I think x17 is jacking my links!
Is the elf you are missing named Regis? That might explain the mystery.