BRIT'S GOT A FLAT!!!

OMG!!!! Brit's got a FLAT TIRE???????? World...crumbling. Flowers...wilting. Brain...melting!!!!!!!!

first!

SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Ass-istant ...Karl-ugh...is usless isn't she???

Once an idiot, always an idiot

"rolling on limp rubber"??

Sounds like Adnan's weekend with Brit.

She wouldn't be in this huge mess if she would just contact Bobby Trendy and let him help her get better.

That ASSistant Karla-ugh...she is so fucking useless isn't she?

Come on with the pics whores!

Stop stalking her!!!!!!

damn if i was in the stayes i'd chagne that tyre! :P

Limp rubber is better than limp dick huh Brit? I bet it was Kevin who let the air out of her tires. Scerred???

damn if i was in the stayes i'd chagne that tyre! :P

January 7, 2008 7:06 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

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You can't even spell, let alone change a tire.

Poor Britney can the girl get a break???

I'll bet Dr. Phil would've changed that tire for her and changed her life. Bwahaaaaaaa!

What a joke.

Who cares about Brit anymore shes yesterdays news!! TMZ has new pics of JAIME LYNN and she's getting her ged !!
plus they got pics of lynne spears and also casey driving!!!!!!
I cant really tell if she has her bump because shes wearing a hoody and one with a pocket in the front where you can put both hands in, so it makes it look bigger there even though it might not be her bump!!!

Please get with the program X17 and put up some pics of jaime lynn and also if you have any information about how she is doing with her pregancy!!!! I am glad shes getting her GED that means she cares about learning and having some skills, which is the answer for Brit but shes to dumb to figure out she has no skills and thats her problem besides taking to many drugs and very low self esteem!!

GO JAIME LYNN!!!!!

why does she always have flat tires????

rofl. bit late here in uk sorry :(

Keep driving on it. Good idea. All that text messaging and cant even call for help. Not even a greasy ethnic tow truck would want to help her. Can't the paps fix a tire?

Here is how it goes:

Tire gets hot
rubber comes off tire
rim is on pavement and ruined
temperature builds up
spindles are ruined
rim is ruined
brakes are ruined due to heat
brake fluid begins to boil
break line ruptures due to heat
hot brake fluid on rim
fire starts
fire burns plastic wheel well
whole car catches fire

Ahhh why is she not allowed to drive with her kids again?

Just call Dr. Phill !!! I'm sure he can help :P .. For a lift ! =)

I beat the paps did something to her tire so she could stop and they could get their shot. Paps sux big time

CALL BOBBY TRENDY

HE CAN FIX THE FLAT ,AND DECORATE THE TIRE TACKY AT THE SAME TIME.

I hope she takes a sharp corner going 90mph on that flat.....ooopppsey.

the fucked up tire will match the fucked up bumper and headlight.

Any blood on the car?

Double check...

Doesen't she have a spare tire around her fat ass?

On the other post, I just said her death would be because of stupidity. Did I call this or what? Hey, Brit, now would be a good time to get that puppy up to 150mph!

She can blow it up with those big ass fake lips.

Tell her to drive FASTER THEN SHE WILL NOT BE OUT ON THE ROAD FOR SO LONG

95 should do it.

Dosent she have to get her medecine she takes every hour x17?

What a joke.

January 7, 2008 7:11 PM - Andy

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I am watching hardcore porn on one site and lookin at this shit at the same time.

I love America

This not fun. Very dangerous.
Somebody call the cops and ambulance before it's too late.
Please stay alive everybody!

I posted on that other site too that she would die because she hits a fucking tree or drives off a cliff. Why oh why doesn't she read this shit????

I just farted and it smells like brocolli

She does read this shit. I guarantee you she posts here.

X17 is slacking, they're not up her ass. Maybe it was the brocolli.

sniff sniff YES you are right!

According to the porn that DeezNuts is watching...someone is up her ass... hah hahaaaha

ewwwww! :0

7:23, maby she took your advice.

Are you kidding ... that bitch doesn't listen to ANYONE...but the voices in her head. Somebody should check on Adnan though, he may be dead in the desert somewhere....hanging from his balls.

I wanna know how she got out of her gated community without a mile long trail of photogs.

Seriously....what is the deal with all her flat tires? I've had one in all by 20+ years of driving...

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I can't wait to see in about 1 hr. that really Britney was in Palm Springs we are certain of it. No pics, No Brit, Just something to post about. Don't tell me she has outsmarted all the paps. They can't find her. Not because they aren't looking.

It was fucking Victoria Beckham and a stringy brown wig driving around with Scary.

Ohhh shit they are in the UK you say?? Bugger.

so if you say the way she was going she is going back up to her B.H. house?

I can't believe your source has seen her with no video or pics. Not typical paps thats for sure. There would of been pics. Why have the paps backed off, or is it she really isn't in any place you have said. Because there are no pics to back it up.

7:23

Ms. Cleo I thought you were in jail for "psycho" oops "psychic fraud".

UPDATE ASSHOLES!!!!!

I am going back to Perez site....

Well I have to get, going to Cancun tomorrow, actually 3 a.m. tomorrow morning and I have to finish packing. Hope they have internet cafe there, lol. See everyone next week,By the time I get back I will have alot to catch up on I am sure. Maybe they will have found her by then.

The papz that work for this stupid site are trying to smoke Britney and Adnan out.
What's the matter X17 can't find them?
Getting a little frazzled cause you can't get any pics, so make up stuff all day long and post.
Adnan & his crew, laughing all the way to the bank on this one.

I hope that Britney can get the help that she needs.

why the hell would they lie about it?

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Ok, why the hell's that dumbass bitch always getting flat fucking tires??

I can go YEARS without ever having a flat.

By the way, folks, are we now all agreed last Thursday night's festivities was just Britney throwing one helluva arrested developed mental midget temper tantrum because she doesn't want to grow up, deal with her legal woes and real life as an adult?

Are we all finally on the same damned page?

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Poor girl...and why are you cuntasses bashing her. She is trying to stay away from the paps. She also needs to get help. Britney, YOU ARE NOT OKAY! You NEED help if you EVER want to dream of seeing your kids again.

She's just lookin' for a new pap to screw!

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The Sleazyanna Swamp Slut's on the loose again.

That bitch is a fucking waste of Earth's valuable natural resources.

Somebody put that cunt out of her's and our misery. Her kids'd be better off. All of God li'l chillins'd be better off with that Twatney 6 feet under pushin' up daisies.

Man, just 36 hours and she's cut loose to fuck off and fuck up again.

Damn.

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she must be mad at him so she's cheating on him with them.

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Ya know, folks, I really do hope that pap dude, Adnan, is planning on selling pics and whatever else. I hope they only add to her already absolutely self-trashed reputation.

I hope the son of a bitch really has some inside information that'll just fucking send that Swamp Slut into an asylum forever.

YOU GO, ADNAN!

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OH NO!!! Please say it ain't so! She's got a flat?

I'm soooooooooooo worried. Oh, X17 save her, save her!!!!

I can't breathe until I know she is in your safe hands.

BRITNEY IS A SAVAGE LEAVE HER B ....

ITS NOT:

BRITNEY"S GOT A FLAT....

ITS:

BRITNEYS GOTTEN FAT

BRIT FARTED
This just in, our girl just let a big juicy one rip. Adnan was no where around but OUR team heard the 80 decibel anal aria.

Stay tuned video and audio coming

UPDATE: Our sources tell us she had a frap and cheetos for dinner.

Many freinds I met on a site called pubspa say they hope that Britney can get the help that she needs. I met these frieneds on the site because we have the same interest - massage. We usually talk together. Besides, we share blogs, videos, music and games.

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if of course i lived i nthe us!!
britney ur my girl i love u pop princess!!!