But Who's The Daddy!?

This miserable skank needs to be forcibly sterilized so she cannot bring any more children into the world that she can ignore and screw up.

love brit hot bodyguard

love brit hot bodyguard get more of the bodyguard

love brit hot bodyguard get more of the bodyguard

Ha Ha! Yeah right!!

Even if she were do you think Daddy in Charge would allow her to go through it? Horrible thought, but it just wouldn't surprise me.

Brit needs to get her tubes tied

She isnt pregnant, her manager confirmed it to Perez.

But I'd hit that bodyguard ;)

C'mon X17. All these rumors are started to keep up the interest in Circus. Give a rest.

bullshit. shes not pregnant

6. ADNAN GHALIB

Its her daddys baby.

Shes not pregnant. Its all a lie.

x17 is filled with bullshit and lies!

Her bodyguard is super HOT~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

She should shove a pack of Marlboro's and a lighter up there and start this kid out with its destined habit earlier than the last two did.

Brandy you're a bitch and should be ashmed of yourself. Stick to taking photos and shutting the hell up. Rumor is no where to be the truth.

Daddyo has the poor girl under lock & key, so I'm sure there is no truth to this. HOWEVER, if I had to chose one for her, it'd be the bodyguard, cause he is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

It wouldn't be surprising if this nasty psycHO was preggers, I've been saying it for a while! Idiot nutjob thinks it's the only way to escape everything! But if it's not a girl, she'll have it ripped out like she did with Uncle Mel! The last thing this suffering world needs are Spearsfolk contaminating the planet with more of their screwed up genetics!

no no no
its that bald managers of hers
the one with the huge c*ck

I think it's just BS. If she were really pregnant, she wouldn't know who the father is anyway. Not K-Fed again....please. The bodyguard is the best, but didn't she get rid of him for a new one? Maybe Pa Spears had him fired for knocking her up, but she'd just get another abortion.

Never even had an abotion.

If she got pregnant at this point in her "come-back" she would totally ruin everything.

Nothing about Britney would surprise me. Hell, I doubt SHE knows for sure who the daddy is!

If her father is the babb-daddy, will the kid have to call him daddy or grandpa?

5:28 pm
Hehe, you never know about those hillbillies.

"My uterus is hanging out! My uterus is hanging out"!

Daddy's little slut!

Daddy told you to swallow! No Marlboro souffle' for you!

Damn she has such a masculine mannish build. She has nasty short, stumpy man
legs. Her Dad is probably the father.
Not joking either. That Spears family
are nasty hillybily inbreds.

The tard wears those pink Alaskan boots in warm, sunny California because she thinks they make her short legs look longer.

Mel G will have to take her on vacation again..........

Family Portrait

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Multi-purpose Maternity Wear

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Update!

After an exhaustive search, I found Lacy Loo, Lucky and Bit Bit. The Maltese and two Chihuahuas are living in Bayou Bonfouca in St Tammany Parish, Louisiana.

It’s an idyllic life in the country!

http:// tinyurl.com/bfdvmm


Sadly, the impressionable Yorkshire Terrier pup, London was traumatized by the experience. He changed his name to Flash and is living in an undisclosed location in Chicago.

http:// tinyurl.com/cyb9yy

SOMEONE PLEASE GRAB BRIT AND WASH HER HAIR SHE IS DISGUSTING HER VAJAY JAY MUST STINK 2

Her vajay jay does stink, thats why her dad has bad breath.

She wears the boots because they're fast to get on and off. She's been working hard. Lighten up, jglad andy anon. Britney is busy making the sort of money YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN YOUR LIFETIME! lol lol lol lol lol

Nice "Where Waldo" shirt, skank.
Daisey Duke shorts weren't meant for chicks with stubby man legs either.

Short shorts- a snail's gotta breathe somehow!

This story is BS! Her bodyguard is incredibly good looking though, their kids would be gorgeous.

I want her to get preggers, lose kid #3, go bat shit crazy, get locked up forever.

Scam fu cked her in the ass. She looooved it.

If her Dad went through all that work to get her back to where she is....and didnt put her ass on birthcontrol as well...I'll be very disappointed.

10/15 mins with a rusty hanger & toss it in a bucket w/ the pap's dead baby.

Thats right 9:34, all that hard work daddy put into getting his cash cow back to bringing in the dough again, he would surly remember to slip a condom on.

Jaime also knows that he's too old to be making and raising more retarded kids.

No too messy. Put ru486 in a baggie. Tell her it's candy. Baaaawhoooooosh!!!Mistake 3 gets flushed down the john.

10:57, I don't quite understand all yer medical talk, but is it to late to do that to mistakes 1 & 2.

Tie her tubes

She packed mistake 1, 2 off to k-daddy.

She’s knocked up??? Gross!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

For Jamie, it must be like having a bitch in perpetual heat and he knows that if the bitch slips off the leash even for a second, he's going to have another litter of slope headed half breed bastards to take care of! You almost feel sorry for the poor drunken redneck. No not really.

She's a skank and a big loser.

Those coupons Uncle Mel left them for the Suk 'N Toss clinics are going to be coming in handy soon!

Daddy's gotta breed Slutney. He needs a new brain damaged calf to suck money outta the next gen. of fucktards.

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

Shitney's a mangy mutt in heat. Glue her legs together. It's not like she needs em to dance. lol

Shitney's body guard is a fking midget. He looks like the mini-me dude. hahahaha

low tech fix hook her up to a high pressure tire hose & blast it out.

hahahahahahahaha love the pic hahahaha

props was for 1245

Shitney sucks she's over. The actions on Hohan.

My ouija board just told me that Obama is the baby-daddy. But it also told me that Americans would be smart enough to keep him out of the White House, so it could be wrong again.

No Andy yet...

?

maybe its her dad the father this time

ARE THINGS THAT BAD OUT IN HOLLYWOOD THAT YOU HAVE TO SPREAD STUPID RUMORS LIKE THIS?

is britney the new octo mom because if she continues to make a child every year with the first guy she sees
i bet justin must thanks god to not be with her

your bridges are burning now cry me a river cry me a river cry me river because what goes around comes back around

They have to start rumors like this to show how 'normal' she is. The fact is that none of the 'men' mentioned would go there. She is as diseased physically as she is mentally. Did you notice, no papers, magazines, etc. are writing and raving about her tour. Her tour is being ignored by all but these blogs. No one cares.

Can you imagine being one of her kids and living in that screwed up family with a mother who has a few more dark chapters that have yet to come out. Oh, lets not forget that she was "unable" to show for the custody date. If I were one of her kids I would kill myself. Remember that sentence, because it's probably what is gonna happen.

B was also being accused of “habitual drug abuse” that leads to “mentally ill” that leads to “mental child stage”, all caused by being allowed to be dragged to a court trial weekly, monthly and every other month (even the biggest criminal don’t get it?), did those responsible for her ordeal she suffered made to pay zillions – endless drug testing, endless disposition, endless court trial, endless psychological abuses, endless legal fees, endless expenses incurred by those surrounding her (now paid by a child who has no legal rights?)?

Having full custody of kids’ means responsibility and kids are not package with childcare support or any paid visitation rights. Did the ex-spouse pay for all these when B had full custody in 2006? An ex-spouse can only get that kind of childcare support if he/she had been a full time 24/7 caretaker for the kids during marriage. A poorer ex-spouse can abuse the rights and get paid to be “father of the kids”, with continuous “extortions ON DEMAND” from 2007 till current? If an ex-spouse had been a responsible man and B’s his first and only wife, people can empathise with him! If you love your kids, the last thing you ever do was to mentally abuse their mum cos’ the trend will continue! That is a sicko selfish man who only care for his own personal gains, nothing on kids!

If Anna Nicole & her son can die from that kind of medicated overdose, the son equally must have felt the same kind of mental abuse that the mum went through!

Whose life is the court protecting and saving?

Sam was B’s Mgr ? Does he have any prior entertainment kind of working experiences or someone who can prove himself even with no proper relevant experience? An employer has the right to terminate employee services any time when not required without the need for further compensation. A lawyer can made B sign a document that put her at a disadvantage, a lawyer that failed to properly advise his client and get paid? An employee with no relevant experiences get paid 10x of what he was supposing worth?

Yes Sam can take up civil suit against B’s parent. Did he land in hospital with serious injuries to demand compensation from B’s dad? At the most, he can get paid for the bruise on his body, $50/- for outpatient treatment more than sufficient? Can B’s dad countersue for any verbal abuse especially to an old fragile man with high probability of heart problem – shouldn’t this be zillion dollars compensation? If B’s mum seen pills being crashed and fed to her daughter as her daughter cannot swallow pills, the accusations were not surreal with her reading too much tabloid news on her own daughter and it furthers her deduction. Fans also deduced from her public speech that she was never there for B since her marriage, not to mention divorce but only follow tabloid/media news! Should they get sue by B’s mum for baseless deductions? Won’t the court be very busy and lawyers laughing all the way to the bank? Or was that the reason why so many people miss their mortgage payment to the bank cos’ they all got sued, paying huge legal fees instead of settling their loans? Now where is the money, in whose pocket….. Should we direct Obama and the banks to the REAL source of wealth?

An Olympian who is certified medically unfit can still be made to compete; risk the chance of failing in the drug testing and barred from competition or face the risk of death during the competition? Britney certified as unfit, unable to handle her own kids, require court monitors, conservator and bg that changes zillion times (any difference from 2007?), can be certified fit to tour, to make money to pay for all expenses incurred with approval from court and insurance company? Was this why AIG/AIA fell and they don’t know why they got involved?

The cow goddess wears boots all the time because she doesn't know how to tie her shoes.

hot bodyguard get more stuff of him

The father is the guy with the little head and enormous back in the black & white shirt with his back to the camera.

SHE ALREADY RUINED 2 CHILDREN'S LIVES - - THIS IDIOT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER BABY #2. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PRO-CREATE!

SHE ALREADY RUINED 2 CHILDREN'S LIVES - - THIS IDIOT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER BABY #2. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PRO-CREATE!

SHE ALREADY RUINED 2 CHILDREN'S LIVES - - THIS IDIOT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER BABY #2. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PRO-CREATE!

SHE ALREADY RUINED 2 CHILDREN'S LIVES - - THIS IDIOT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER BABY #2. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PRO-CREATE!

SHE ALREADY RUINED 2 CHILDREN'S LIVES - - THIS IDIOT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER TUBES TIED AFTER BABY #2. STUPID PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PRO-CREATE!

I agree Shitney needs to stop having babies and stop being such a slut.

5. he is coooool

PRISON BREAK
PRISON BREAK
PRISON BREAK THE BEST!!!!!
MILLER IS CUTE!!!!!
PRISON BREAK!
PRISON BREAK!!!

MILLER IS COOL
Brit is cool!
PRISON bREAK
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MILLER MILLER MILLER MILLER MILLER MILLER MILLER!!!!!!!

Prison break the best, will he be sharing a jail cell with his butt buddy?

Looks like some J trash washed in this morning with all their wild eyed conspiracy bullshit theories! That is one hell of a lot of twisted, f'ed showcase of anti-logic. Idiot even tried to tie in the banking crisis! Time to take off the tin foil hat and see a trained psychiatrist in a locked, controlled setting!

I'm sure you all would be caught dead talking about her if you had all eyes on you.

She was justed voted FHM's 4th Sexiest Woman of 2009. What does that tell you?

Who cares. She's still a fuct up tard who lost her freedom because she is stupid and selfish! Just a bullshit PR move like all the others they shovel!

2:30 Yeah, one of the of the inmates wandered away from the asylum again. The tin hats make it easy for the men in white coats to round them up in a net and cart them back home.

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She's shedding, LOL!

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgQCzzmlJlA&feature=channel_page

She was justed voted FHM's 4th Sexiest Woman of 2009. What does that tell you?

Hmmm, it tells her fans couldn’t rally enough people to rig the vote this time.

it tells 'me"

Later!

LOL strike the second "of the" at 4:53. What can I say, I'm rushing out the door. ;) Later!

Not really 4:56, it shows that people still think she's hot. If you read the comments underneath posts with her names on those types of sites, you will see that guys still find her to be sexy. And why do some of you make fun of her legs? Yeah, she's short. But they're toned. Her whole body is awesome, its much better than it has been in a long time.

Its a really sad time to be a Britney hater. What, with her #1 album, 2 #1 singles, a third single that is dominating a lot of charts, 3 HOT music videos, countless awards, oh and did I mention the million dollar making sold-out tour?

She's back and top boys and girls.

Whta the hell is "FHM"? Slutney is washed up. She's a mother of two now. Mothers are not sex symbols. Got it now, Britards?!?

Slutney's Queen of the Queers!!!!!

How much money did Pa Spears pay FHM to put his little darling daughter on the #4 slot? ROFL

Maybe you guys should ignore 5:37 PM It sounds like the 14 year old fan boy.

5:55 Her handlers regularly send out emails asking her fans to manipulate competitions via obsessive voting and the fans oblige. The VMA’s, FHM, Time 100 and Twitter 1 Million come to mind. I’m sure some of you can think of others. IMO the manipulation has been a public relations failure causing the public to dislike her and her handlers even more.

5:44 I prefer her new British title. They dubbed her, The XXX-rated Queen of Raunch.

Really 6:25? The public dislikes her? Thats why her album still remains in the top 40? Thats why her 3rd single is being played constantly on radio stations across the country? If people didnt like Britney, she would have left a long time ago. As supportive as we fans are, we dont have enough energy or power to keep her afloat on our own. Its the public that has kept her career going. She has continued to release hit music, even when she was at her lowest point in her career.

Even without promo, her 5th album ahs been downloaded over 3 million times. Thats a big deal. Britney is still loved by the public. You can look at album sales, tour feedback, etc. People still want more Britney, and until she stops making songs that a lot of people like, expect to see her in the forefront of the media.

LOL at the dancer ripping out a huge clump of her wig. Only 90% of that shit is HER REAL hair. They have to weave in fake hair at her scalp. There are tour pics to prove this. Bitch has huge bald patches. Come back my ass. She is still ripping out her own hair. She isn't even fit to go before a judge and tell her own story about her life. Truly Pathetic!

Britney Spears
(Staples Center; 19,000 capacity; $750 top)
By STEVEN MIRKIN

There were no untoward outbursts during Britney Spears' Staples Center appearance Thursday night, but her Circus tour is so perverse and filled with such troubling, passive-aggressive imagery, you can't help but walk out wondering if her therapist (or parole officer) has seen this.

She's not the first female performer to use a circus as a metaphor (Madonna, Janet Jackson and Christina Aguilera beat her to it), but Spears' version of the greatest show on earth is easily the most malign. Divided into four acts and an encore, the 90-minute spectacle, filled with dancers, tumblers, clowns and quite a bit of pyrotechnics, amounts to little more than a revenge fantasy against anyone who has wronged her -- a list, one imagines, to be quite long.

A court just ruled again that she isn't even competent enough to testify in a case she foolishly created. So much for all the crap about her being even partially functional again! Daddy better grab that leash and hang on to it!

For a start, Perez Hilton, who has long antagonized Spears, shows up here as an impotent queen introducing the star, only to be shot for his troubles. "There are two kinds of people in the world," she sings in the show's title song (and opening number), "the ones that entertain and the ones that observe."

Spears leaves no doubt who is who, as the song's chorus demands, "All eyes on me in the center of the ring/when I crack the whip, everyone's gon' trip." But she ends up in a cage, rolled around the stage, singing, "You want a piece of me," which, in this context, come off as less barroom braggadocio than a fact of her life.

For the rest of the evening, Britney is either the seductress or the put-upon. She wants to be the center of attention but doesn't want anyone to look at her. A magician makes her disappear while she orgasmically coos "baby, baby, baby"; she is tossed into a Victorian-styled asylum for "Freakshow"; she's a member of a harem for the Bollywood remix of "Me Against the Music"; and she cavorts in a surreal orgy while mouthing Marilyn Manson's cover of "Sweet Dreams." A short video presents clips of her various videos and makeovers; they go by so quickly, and are so wildly varied, it looks less like a career and more like a parade of "alters" from "The United States of Britney."

Not even sex provides solace. "Get Naked" and "If You Seek Amy" are raunchy demands, but more often than not, she's pushing men away, whether they're fans, lovers or paparazzi. In one of the evening's recurring themes, they're slapped, pushed away or conked on the head by a mallet. She may call one of her dancers for a booty call during the intro of "Freakshow," but the recipient is led to his fate like a prisoner walking his last mile. You soon find out why, as once he arrives for their assignation, he find himself harassed by clowns.

Given the star's conflicted relationship with fame, her uninspired performance may just be part of the plot. With the exception of "Everytime," a truncated ballad, she mimes to recorded vocals. Her dancing mostly consists of stamping her feet and flailing her arms (a favorite move is pounding her chest and flinging her arms out, a feckless display of dismissive power) while her troupe of dancers (which includes members of Big Apple Circus, who had a half-hour set immediately before Spears) surrounds her with Fosse-styled tableaux.

Given how little performing is involved, the Circus tour is not much more than a highly staged (tech credits are first rate) set of personal appearances, only without her having to sign autographs or come into direct contact with her fans. Given the antipathy on display, that probably suits Spears just fine.

http:// www.variety.com/review/VE1117940078.html?categoryid=34&cs=1

Great article! Good catch! I'm sure the Britards think you faked it and wrote it yourself! ;-)

That's why I always include the link!

A court just ruled again that she isn't even competent enough to testify in a case she foolishly created. So much for all the crap about her being even partially functional again! Daddy better grab that leash and hang on to it!

Of course! In October, the judge granted a permanent conservatorship AFTER receiving a court ordered psychological evaluation from her court appointed doctor. The J fools are trying to spin a story that she was deemed mentally incapacitated 14 months ago by her court appointed lawyer and hasn't been properly evaluated. Despite the fact it’s utter bullshit, they are lapping it up. :P

Recap

Longtime Jamie Spears attorney Blair Berk took the stand to testify that she had received threatening messages from the CityGalIn310 screenname. According to Blaie, in January, Sam "made clear to me by his words that there was some embarrassing information that he was fearful would be released against him" by Britney. And if that info were to be made public, Lutfi allegedly told Berk that he would then see to it that "destructive and unflattering information would be released about Jamie and Britney." Berk saw this as "extortion" and contacted the LAPD.

http:// www.okmagazine.com/news/view/13049

J has been calling her Sam‘s "ex-client" in stories. Sam’s so-called proof is a lousy text message. Yeah, facts can be pesky so they ignore them. Adnan has a permanent RO. MT was back ranting about the TROs which only affect two people (Lutfi and Eardley). MT brought up his so-called mysterious envelopes again. His first “envelope” was about the recording between BS and Eardley (a lawyer without a client) back when she was riding the gurney twice a month. Last year, the recording was heard by X17 and a transcript was given to OK magazine. Everyone ignored the story for obvious reasons.

This year, her dad and his lawyer accused CityGalin310 of extortion. Berk reported him to the LAPD. Now CityGalIn310 and MT have both threatened to use the media to destroy them. Today MT threatened to send envelopes filled with his bullshit to the media to kill her tour sales. Hmmm, what do his envelopes contain? Copies of a mentally incapacitated woman’s text messages and recordings of her pre-paid cell calls? He was fishing for volunteers to send his envelopes to local media. Guess who volunteered. LOL Suddenly MT changed his tune. Now he says “it’s best to leave things be”. Gee, I wonder why?

Oh, look what magically appeared today!

http:// www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/viewthread.php?fid=11&tid=146847&action=printable

Yea...the link. Quite the elaborate hoax! :-/

Oh, the New court finding just took place within the last couple of days. It's about the Scam case and whether she would testify. Court found her incompetent-Again! And who gives a shit what those J douches think! They've already imagined that everything is a world wide conspiracy designed by evil minions in suits and ties to humiliate her because the are 'jelus H8ters'.

Watch for his bullshit to appear in all American Media publications.

These are his favorite publications:

http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Media_(publisher)

Oh, the New court finding just took place within the last couple of days. It's about the Scam case and whether she would testify. Court found her incompetent-Again! And who gives a shit what those J douches think! They've already imagined that everything is a world wide conspiracy designed by evil minions in suits and ties to humiliate her because the are 'jelus H8ters'


Yeah, the TRO judge cited/upheld the conservatorship courts findings. Actually, it’s been fascinating to watch them try to help the people attacking her family. All three have RO/TROs. LOL

Still not going to patronize either one of those idiotic sites! One's dead and the other's so near death they must think they're hearing dear granny's voice from beyond; so they're obviously desperate to whip up whatever hysterical bullshit they can create.

Since they're all pissed off now they're going for scorched Earth. 100 megatons worth of it. Good to see someone else catches it! So their respective butt boys (Scam & Adnuts) aren't there doing their bidding, so they grab torches and start burning shit! I really don't care, but think it's Damn Funny to watch!

lets get this straight: if you are here commenting these posts day in and day out, you guys are the ones with the issues.

talk as much crap about britney as you want, but at least she is doing something she loves doing. instead of hurting other people (like you guys are on nearly ever post on this web site), she goes and makes her fans happy. say what you want about britney, the majority of her fans, like myself, dont care. what we do care about is how sad some of your lives must be. if you need to write hateful comments about celebs, people who you dont know, everyday, 24/7, you are the sad one in this situation.

britney isnt perfect, we all know that. she doesnt dance that hard, she doesnt sing. but she's an entertainer, its her job to entertain people. and it must be working, cause here you all are. as she says in her second single "she puts on a show". a great show at that, one that contless celebs have attended.

i also find it funny how some of you function. you claim to dislike her lifestyle, her mothering skills, pretty mcuh everything about her. if you disliked her in any type of way, why are you commenting about her? people who dislike people dont go and talk about them. if they have genuine disgust, they avoid anything that has to do with that person.

its sad. cause you all are making fools out of yourselves, not britney.

American Media's publications have been carrying these so-called “inside” stories for months. Sam’s sister sold her “inside” story to American Media’s Radar Online. It’s the new National Enquirer!

Warning: You might not want to watch these on a full stomach!

http:// www.radaronline.com/taxonomy/term/1990

A whiny Britard snuck in to talk shit. What's new. Awwww, your poor little cow is incompetent and people don't like her. Nothing new about that!

If she's so damn determined to have Scam back in her life, I say let her and see what happens. Never happen though. Too bad.

Still not going to patronize either one of those idiotic sites! One's dead and the other's so near death they must think they're hearing dear granny's voice from beyond; so they're obviously desperate to whip up whatever hysterical bullshit they can create.

Since they're all pissed off now they're going for scorched Earth. 100 megatons worth of it. Good to see someone else catches it! So their respective butt boys (Scam & Adnuts) aren't there doing their bidding, so they grab torches and start burning shit! I really don't care, but think it's Damn Funny to watch!

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You don’t have to read either site, they are selling her out to the media!

Those idiots have been helping the people attacking her (which is why I’m still reading). I hope Berk’s LAPD report and these threats result in more charges.

If she's so damn determined to have Scam back in her life, I say let her and see what happens. Never happen though. Too bad.

No, it won’t happen. Of course, the fact she called him, he’s selling her out and suing her for millions is hilarious!

Oh no, please take no offense. I just personally refuse to go there! If you find funny nuggets of stupidity worth reading, then enjoy it! If J wasn't so pathetic and small, they would probably paint a target on their back worthy on getting stomped by the Spears machine! It's the nail that sticks up that gets hammered! Their delusions must make them feel so 'special'.

I wonder if Sam’s twin because his sister is a scary looking woman.

It's Irony Blindness. Clueless in a world full of clues! The legless amputee butt kicking contest!

Oh no, please take no offense. I just personally refuse to go there! If you find funny nuggets of stupidity worth reading, then enjoy it! If J wasn't so pathetic and small, they would probably paint a target on their back worthy on getting stomped by the Spears machine! It's the nail that sticks up that gets hammered! Their delusions must make them feel so 'special'.


Nah, no offense taken. Sometimes it’s amusing to watch their tiny tempest in a teacup. Especially when they act as if they are storming the shores in the Battle of Normandy!

It's Irony Blindness. Clueless in a world full of clues! The legless amputee butt kicking contest!

Perfect! :)

So, the owner of her biggest fan site bashed her family on E! News.

Serious question, does this look like a 21 year old guy to you?

http:// i39.tinypic.com/11m3ujq.jpg

I heard Alcoa Aluminum is also struggling. Maybe they should specialize in haberdashery. Plenty of buyers at the J blog.

And could someone PLEASE tell me why so many of her fans are, ummm odd looking!

THAT'S what the little douche looks like? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Napoleonic LOSER!!!

9:13 :)

What did you think of her family portrait?

He's a tiny terror isn't he? LOL!

You mean the Munchkin? Not much. I bet Loofta hangs him cheesy style like a cell phone from his belt until he needs him for servicing! Would be funny to see him tear up a rendition of Lollypopland or an Oompa song though!

I bet he constantly mutters to himself "I've got a very bad feeling about this!"

Munchkin, the Lollipop Kids song flashed through my mind. LOL!

Yesterday, I left a few links for you guys. You'll find them between 7:08-7:15 PM.

I bet he constantly mutters to himself "I've got a very bad feeling about this!"

If he’s not, he should be!

Yeah, saw those! Some would call that spam, I just call it funny! I still wonder if Scam has the head of that last dog mounted on his wall somewhere. Oh well, it's probably a better place considering the alternative!

I've gotta jet for now. Stuff to do. Been fun as usual! Bonus Nachos otra vez! Luego!

I'm sorry, I had a phone call.

Have a good night!

One more scathing review.

Review: Britney Spears, 'Circus' come to town
Aidin Vaziri, Chronicle Pop Music Critic

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Most cultures bury their dead, but here, we lavish them with hordes of backup dancers, expensive stylists and the best Swedish pop hits money can buy just to prop them up on a stage and watch them entertain us. So it goes with Britney Spears, who, despite all outward signs of being unable to count to 11, much less headline a big-budget revue, has been getting dragged around the country for the past two months to promote her sixth album, "Circus."

Then again, whoever is in charge of Spears' affairs these days has gone to great lengths to make sure people actually pay very little attention to Spears.

At her sold-out concert at Oakland's Oracle Arena on Wednesday, the beleaguered 27-year-old tabloid pet was the least interesting part of the show - a wobbly figure making very little effort to lip-sync along to the mediocre songs from her most recent releases while all around her acrobats, clowns, contortionists and magicians offered a dramatic re-enactment of a real big-top spectacular.

Spears never fully recovered from the upheavals that sidelined her career a few years ago - from stealing backup dancer Kevin Federline from his then-pregnant wife and shedding tears on cue for Matt Lauer, to her pantyless late-night Hollywood excursions, head shaving, the use of one of her kids as a steering wheel, and on and on. She may have made a decent album, but on Wednesday, it was hard not to look past the gleaming blond extensions and meticulous dance routines to see the same broken, bald-headed girl that just two years ago was smashing car windows with an umbrella.

Part of the reason people shelled out the big bucks for the concert probably had to do with wanting something to go wrong, like in Vancouver, where Spears inexplicably walked off the stage after only three songs, or in San Jose, where the star welcomed the audience with, "What's up, Sacramento?"

But Spears notwithstanding, the tour itself is almost flawless, with a great sound system and dazzling video effects. The set list, however, which leaned heavily on tracks from "Circus" and its predecessor, "Blackout," offered just a few musical highlights, such as latter-day hits "If U Seek Amy," "Womanizer" and "Toxic."

The only glance back at Spears' glory years was served up in a remixed version of her first hit, "... Baby One More Time." Even that was a extravagance, considering that during the 90-minute set, Spears spent nearly as much time off the stage as she did on it, letting the circus acts carry most of the show.

The capacity crowd - the female to male ratio was roughly 100 to one - didn't seem to care, cheering wilding every time a backup dancer did a flip or a metal shop worker made sparks fly - don't ask. They even applauded the awkward mid-concert advertisement for a mobile phone carrier.

So there's the upside. While Spears may have lost her children, sanity and personal freedom - her father, Jamie Spears, was granted legal conservatorship over her last year - she still has a thriving career.

But as much as you want to join the masses and root her on for the bad lip-synching, it's hard to put aside the feeling that Spears shouldn't be paraded around like this just to make everyone involved a tidy profit, that maybe she would be better off at home with her two boys, eating a bowl of cereal and watching "The Princess Diaries."

http:// www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/23/DDB8177OLM.DTL

The San Francisco Chronicle’s review is a career obituary - from the opening to closing paragraph.

Can we even call it a comeback? Was she ever really gone? The Britney Spears brand was out in full force at the princess of pop’s Circus tour stop April 9 at the Tacoma Dome in Washington.

The audience: Mostly 20-something girls, including me.

The show: Sexy, flirty, fun.

The voice: Hardly audible over a loud vocal backing track.

The dances: Provocative and a good distraction from the lacking vocals.

After a highly publicized divorce from K. Fed., poor performance at the 2007 Video Music Awards and constant legal battle over her two children, Britney’s first tour in five years was truly a circus – complete with jugglers, acrobats, dancers, confetti and fire.

But, that’s what makes her concerts, and career, so entertaining – the smoke and mirrors.

My younger sister, Alicia, and I have seen Britney live half a dozen times, the first time at the Washington County Fair in Hillsboro – at the time, the furthest I’d ever driven with my first driver’s license. Britney sang and danced her heart out. The stage was simple. The crowd was genuine. And she told funny stories between songs.

Then there were all the bigger Rose Garden shows with less soaring vocals and more elaborate stage set-ups and audience interaction.

But her latest Circus tour has me wondering if Miss Spears became a robot. Every dance step and note delivered from the circular stage in the center of the arena seemed formulated. But was it a colossal disappointment or was she just going for a new style, more of a Cirque du Soleil format rather than focusing on her vocal warm-ups backstage?

I’ve realized Britney’s legacy is as an entertainer, not a singer. America has accepted that. When she declared she’s “not that innocent,” we accepted. When she attacked paparazzi with an umbrella and shaved her head, we still bought her albums. She seems fascinating, or just a safe topic at cocktail parties.

As if her day-to-day antics aren’t enough, Britney’s million dollar stage shows are mesmerizing – glitzy costumes, pyrotechnics, and infectious dance moves. But this show didn’t blow me away for two reasons:

1. The screen above the stage never showed a close-up. If our seats had been any further away we wouldn’t have been able to see a thing. Usually at arena events, a screen above the stage shows the people in the “cheap seats” what’s happening by – oh, let’s say – a close up of their face.

2. I also wish Britney would have interacted with the audience more. She sang, she danced, she changed dominatrix outfits, but I didn’t feel like she connected with the crowd like she used to. I didn’t feel like she was singing to me. She always has in the past.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like Britney. She’s the reason my friend Taylor and I visited tanning beds and started hip-hop dance classes in high school. She’s also the reason we stopped.

Toward the end of the Circus, a video montage played above the stage with snippets from 10 years of Britney music videos. It was like a time machine. My sister and I just stared at it. We have grown up with Britney. Everyone there had. But no one had outgrown her.

She’s always pushed the limits, brought us into her life – whether we were invited or not, and always put on a concert spectacle that deems her worthy of the princess of pop title.

The girl has had her fair share of public “oops, she did it again” moments and I see why parents question her as a role model. But, there’s something about Britney. Why else would thousands of hard-working Americans attend a concert where the singer doesn’t sing?

It’s like her lyrics state: “There’s only two types of people in the world / ones that entertain and the ones that observe / well, baby I’m a put-on-a-show kind of girl / Don’t like the backseat / Gotta be first.”

We accept, the good and the bad. America roots for Britney – the underdog and the superstar.

In Tacoma last week – and for the final song, dressed as a promiscuous police officer – Britney laid down the law, best she could.

It’ like the crowd was saying, “gimme, gimme more.”

Wow! Britney's engagement ring!

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4:47 Nice FAKE review....LOSER.

The reviews are not "fake." I read the San Francisco Chronicle review, and it's true. No one is impressed with Britney's shabby, mediocre "performances." She has so much back-up and help, as usual, that if the show depended on her, the customers would demand their money back.

If Slutney is really "mentally ill" (I think she's just stupid and without morals) and has to be on medication that makes her zoned out, how on earth is she supposed to be a good entertainer?

I saw her performance on You Tube, and it was boring. I think people just go to see her because she's weird. I wouldn't waste my money.

Shitney’s a brain DEAD whore the papers even say so !!!!! ha ha he he ha ha ho !!!!!

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