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Faster, Britney! Kill! Kill!

Posted on Wed Aug 6, 2008 12:06 PM PDT

Britney Spears britqt.jpg Our sweet little Britney Spears playing a murderous lesbian stripper? We could never imagine such a thing - but Quentin Tarantino sure could!

The Telegraph reports that the Pulp Fiction director picked the pop princess to play the role of Varla in an upcoming remake of Russ Meyer's 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!.

But this ain't no Mickey Mouse role - Varla spends the movie (uh, spoiler warning) murdering her boyfriend, taking his new girlfriend hostage, and having sex with another girl before all the drama wraps up in a massive bloodbath!

A source describes Varla as "the most important character" in the film, and claims Tarantino "wanted to get Britney first" before signing any starlets to play her fellow stripping murderesses. "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant," the source tells the Telegraph.

And it sounds like Britney's pleased with the role too - the paper says Brit is "delighted" by the role! "It is perfect Tarantino material," the Telegraph's source says. "She thinks it could turn her career around."

We'd sure love to see this go down - as long as Quentin's willing to treat Britney better than he treats our cameramen!



How nuts would this movie be?

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Posted by: Britney Rocks , politics dont

WASHINGTON (Feb. 29) - Barack Obama says his two daughters are fans of Hannah Montana and Beyonce, but think anything to do with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton is "yuck."
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Britney Rocks , do not listen to any of the poltics , including mccain or obama.



Posted by: Anonymous

TARANTINO IS A SICK BASTARD.



Posted by: Anonymous

I can see Britney in the role of Varla. Maybe this is the role she needs to become a "serious" actress.



Posted by: Anonymous

okekey dokey the ratweave mousekeeteer was practicing for another **roll** like when she attacked the paps with the umbrella. lol she a method actor so when she had sex with her asst, took her kid hostage and tried to plow into pedest. on the road for her massive bloodbath ending. qt better get a midget for the hostage so she won't get confused.



Posted by: jenny

da only reason he wants brit is cuz he knos ppl r gonna go see how she does which means big bucks @ da box office jus like her role on HIMYM, which brought in 7mill viewers. but dont get me wrong i do wish her all da best!



Posted by: LefsaFan

I don't believe this story AT ALL.



Posted by: brittany

i dont know this sounds kinda fake but it would be AWESOME if it happens.



Posted by: brittany

i dont know this sounds kinda fake but it would be AWESOME if it happens.



Posted by: Anonymous

wow, i m excited, i hope it's happening :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Or is she flying to London to be with the Pussy cat dolls..or no, she's moving to New York to star on Broadway, and Kevin's going to...or no, she's opening in Las Vegas. Which is the right story by the way???????



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 just makes stories up to entice hits. No other source is reporting on this story.



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 just makes stories up to entice hits. No other source is reporting on this story.

August 6, 2008 1:04 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ahhh Yea they are tmz ,drudge report



Posted by: Anonymous

Geez, I'm disappointed in Tarantino. His movies are better when he casts against type. Like Travolta as a hit man. Spears as a crazed hostage-taking bi-sexual killer is too on the money.



Posted by: Anonymous

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

One of Quentin Tarantino's friends should duck tape him to a chair, scotch tape his eyes open and force him to watch her in Crossroads. He'll comes to his senses. Lol



Posted by: Britney playing a killer lesbian stripper isn't a stretch

Britney Spears is being lined up to play a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie, it has been reported. By Sarah Knapton Last Updated: 4:06PM BST 06 Aug 2008

The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert. Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers. A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. "It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character." Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney's performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song. Spears also made cameo appearances in Austin Powers: Goldmember and Longshot.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2509196/Britney-Spears-to-play-lesbian-killer-in-Quentin-Tarantino-film.html



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney playing "a killer lesbian stripper" who holds someone hostage isn't a stretch.



Posted by: Its Britney pal!

i would never take a role like that, even i a got paid millions. Why Brit, why..... :( sighs...



Posted by: Anonymous

FALSE!

1:41 - she's not a killer and clearly not a lesbian and was never a stripper so yes it is a huge stretch u idiot.



Posted by: Anonymous

CLooney to hold fundraiser for Obama in SWITZERLAND.
ENQUIRER has spy photo of EDWARDS LOVE CHILD.



Posted by: Anonymous

152 is right she just a baby hostage takers and can't dance as good as a real stripper lol lol lol



Posted by: Anonymous

QT could twik the script and make her a suicidal, bi-sexual, hostage-taker. If he gives her a pink wig and yorkie she doesn't even have to send a script. He could tell her it's Tuesday let's go for a drive to a gas station!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

the guy's got to make varla a drunken drug addict too. just sayin



Posted by: Anonymous

1:57, 2:03 ROTFl!



Posted by: Anonymous

No way. Quentin Tarantino's not stupid. He wouldn't wreck one of his movies.



Posted by: THEOC'

BRITNEY,

I couldn't be happier for you!!! You are going to ROCK!!!!

Keep on the path you're on now, and things will be alright.

P.S. You dad is doing something right!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Did she actually wash her skuzzy hair for once or is this a very old picture Brit keep your hair washed you skank you



Posted by: Anonymous

She is an evil whore, who has always been a lip-synching stripper. So there won't be much of a challenge for her acting wise.



Posted by: Bradley Boy

sniff



Posted by: XM

Why you start photoshop a tash on her?



Posted by: Anonymous

His camp have just confirmed this is NOT true. Thank god, she is NOT cool enough to be in one of his movies. she's a tacky teenybopper talentless bitch.



Posted by: Anonymous

Thank god is right!



Posted by: Anonymous

Jan 18, 2008 Britney Spears Picked by Quentin Tarantino to Star in Soft-Porn Classic.
www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00013548.html

Yeah she'd be PERFECT for this Soft-Porn Classic!!!! LMFAO!!!!



Posted by: chilly

i believe it. Quintin is an amazing director, and remaking faster pussycat sounds just like him. Britney would be awesome; she'd be perfect in this B movie classic.



Posted by: Anonymous

britney's acting is horrible! crossroads and how i met your mother were examples of what NOT to do to be a good actress. britney sucks.



Posted by: Anonymous

Most likely the movie will have a PG13 rating.So her 3 remainig little tweenie britards couldn't get in to see the untalented whore.Unless Mommy,or one of Mommies many Uncle Johns takes them.



Posted by: Anonymous

look at how ugly her face is. She looks like crap.



Posted by: stuntman bob

yeaaaaaaaa that will be the best movie in the world
death proof rules



Posted by: autumn

Oh, Brit, you were doing so well. How about showing some class! Don't start going backwards.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears’ And Quentin Tarantino’s Reps Throw Water On ‘Pussycat’ Rumors
Published by MTV Movies Team on Thursday, August 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm.
By Gil Kaufman

We already warned you not to get too excited about that report in England’s Daily Telegraph on Britney Spears possibly taking the lead in a Quentin Tarantino remake of the trash classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” After all, Tarantino himself told MTV at Cannes earlier this year that the rumors were “complete bulls—.” Now playing-killer-lesbian-stripper-in-film/" target=_blankAccess Hollywood has confirmed that the story is nothing but wishful thinking.
The show quoted an unnamed “rep for Brit” as saying, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.” Not exactly a denial, but another unnamed source — this one described as “close to Tarantino” — was more unequivocal about the likely fictitious hookup, saying, “There is no truth to this.” Oh well, a fella can dream, can’t he?

moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/08/07/britney-spears-and-quentin-tarantinos-reps-throw-water-on-pussycat-rumors/



Posted by: Anonymous


The definitive answer -
After all, Tarantino himself told MTV at Cannes earlier this year that the rumors were “complete bulls—.”



Posted by: Anonymous

the britards are desperate they'll buy any lying bull shit brandy lays on them lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Looks like Ron Mexico is bored with butt fuc*king his pressa canario. LOL!



Posted by: This part is optional!

The rumor mill is working overtime.



Posted by: Anonymous

We are waiting to see Britney do her thing ,sing and dance live on stage,nobody can perform like
Britney,cant wait of her new album...



Posted by: Anonymous

crash and burn without a sound
because cant ask for help



Posted by: Anonymous

i dont h ve a death wish but i dnt know how to make it stop



Posted by: Anonymous

kill i



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