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Has Britney Found a New Career?

Britney Spears britneyhowmetmother.jpgphoto courtesy: Monty Brinton/CBS

After being impressed with her performance as the dorky receptionist on How I Met Your Mother, PETA has decided to offer frequent target Britney Spears a job as a "virtual receptionist" with the animal rights organization.

In a letter to the pop princess (who may have already found a second career on the small screen), the prez of PETA invited Britney to "see firsthand the problems that we deal with every day."

In exchange for Brit's service (which could be for as little as one hour), PETA is offering to donate $1000 to a children's charity.

They closed the letter with: "We might have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook, and a new understanding."

Should Britney take them up on their offer? Or is she better off working for Tina Fey?!?!



I'd personally prefer to see her on an episode of "30 Rock"! She could totally play Kenneth's Georgian cousin!

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Posted by: Anonymous

u go Brit!
Brazil loves u!



Posted by: Tired of Lies

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I can't get over how lame the stories are here.

And what is with these idiotic 12 year old valley reject questions at the end of every 'story'?

Hasn't america been dumbed down enough?

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Posted by: Anonymous

I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?



Posted by: Anonymous

BULLSHIT



Posted by: Anonymous

This from the same idiot who loves to parade in furs? Remember the party where she was hanging with the fur baron?
Lame PETA. Lame.



Posted by: i-babe, uh, i mean, bi-babe

I want more pics of this bipolar ptsd psycho mentally ill bitch and her blood oozing menstrual cooch! dayum!



Posted by: May

The incompetent trashy retard does not have an "old" career so I don't know what new career could you possibly be talking about.

She may be mentally ill but her brain is still in a much better state than her looks. Baldney is a mess and next excalation of her skanky retardedness is just around the corner.



Posted by: Anonymous

The truth about James "jim" "jimmy" Tucker

He is a 40-something redneck that is obsessed with "The Dog" but the best thing this redneck living on social assistance can do (40 something loser doesn't have A JOB) So the only thing he knows how to do all day everyday is chase little girls around the internet and try to intimidate them. He isn't a big enough "MAN" to get a JOB, let alone be a fucking bounty hunter. He is a lazy piece of SHIT that will never amount to ANYTHING in life, and thats why he does what he does. He is a broke FAILURE with NOTHING going for him. So he wanders the internet all day looking for little girls to verbally abuse because he can't find a fucking man his OWN size to take down. He has to pick on little girls because its the ONLY thing he can win. He never tries to attack or harass ANYONE his OWN AGE OR GENDER because little jimmy is really a fucking GIRL deep down.



Posted by: Anonymous

The truth about James "jim" "jimmy" Tucker

Jimmy you are some fucked up 40 year old to be wandering the internet everyday trying to live out your FAILED dream of being a 'bounty hunter' by picking on little girls. YOU ARE SO MANY SHADES OF PATHETIC it would take me YEARS just to explain how pathetic you are.



Posted by: ha ha ha bi-babe

HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you asshole!



Posted by: JJ

I think Britney should send peta her answer on the side of 5 dead cows with "no thank you peta" painted on the side of each one - and another note that says after reading please donate these to your local food bank for consumtiom - Love Britney



Posted by: Anonymous

fake Bi = James "Jimmy" Tucker



Posted by: Anonymous

Who is Jimmy Tucker? And why would a dude want to pretend to be a chick?



Posted by: kira

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I guess someone put the smackdown on JIM.
How does it feel "little" jimmy, you old stupid fuck. hahaha sorry i know but hahahahahaha i just can't contain myself this is too funny.



Posted by: Anonymous

The Bogeyman's lurking, you better lock the door.



Posted by: teekay

Wasn't there a movie "James Tucker Must Die"? Jesse Metcalf in it?



Posted by: ha ha ha bi-babe

HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!
HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!
HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!
HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!
HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!
HA HA HA HA HA HA origial bi-babe
you asshole!



Posted by: Me in DC

YESTERDAY'S NEWS! KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES X17!



Posted by: Kira

teekay I think so
anyway apparently I should be posting under ANON from now on, i just might do it..jimmy tucker might come back on this website and try to 'bounty hunt' me for laughing at his stupid old broke ass.



Posted by: Anonymous

origial? what does origial mean?



Posted by: ha ha ha bi-babe

spelling does count, I shall correct:

HA HA HA HA HA HA original bi-babe
you HUGE asshole!



Posted by: Anonymous

8:37am

Slow learning "Drama Queen". Can't use "anon", doesn't know how to spell it.



Posted by: kira

8:48

and you are just a coward and a fat loser because if you weren't you'd show me your myspace or something
oh but wait, you conveniently don't have a myspace or facebook, do you? of course not. Im not going to waste another breath on a coward pansy like YOU that can't even tell me what their problem is...you are probably just an ugly fat shit and your miserable personality isn't helping sweetie. Try to lighten up, yes? :) yes.



Posted by: Kira

oh and make sure to bust me down with one of your "classic" derranged "father" comments you like to ramble on about. I know how you love those ones...well I guess that pretty much the only thing you COULD harass me about huh? Im attractive, im smart, im nice...so I guess there isnt much elsewhere to go except below the belt, huh? yeah you are pathetic. Maybe people would like you and want to be your friend if you weren't such a miserable existance. But because you are, you will spend the rest of the day trying to attack me, or anyone else that comes your way. Pig waste



Posted by: Anonymous

wow are all britney fans like cris crocker?
I think that james tucker is another one.
cry on youtube that will help stop the haters!
here is your medal ..not!
sit here all day defending Britney 24-7
and James Tucker you said your partner i assume was a man and by your name i assume you are too. I thought gay men had taste? except the brainfucked flamboyant redneck woman hating derranged chris crocker. You are a pathetic excuse for a homo seriously!
angst ridden because god put you in the wrong body??? so you hate all women except masculine ones like Britney?
Mental illness has a cure maybe these obsessed fans should get 5150'ed into some real help. You can be a MAN and be gay its not hard, stop wishing you had a vagina and grow the fuck up!
I hope Britney does get a job. hard to imagine her sitting around unemployed posting 200 posts per thread defending someone they have never met, a disney fake. go light a candle for hannah montana too. What i can tell from the britney fans is they have too much free time, a job a partner and a life away from a disney image would do them a world of good. and write what you want trolls i just post once. I am off not sitting here waiting for a reply just want you trolls to know what an observer who passes by on occasion thinks :)
and its spelled damn (not dayum) you uneducated gomer pile redneck. people must honestly cringe when you talk you must sound like a flat out carnie or something worse. do yourself a favour use a fake brittish accent like britney, its better than sounding like a dirty redneck a too much time on his hands slack jawed yokel obsessed with a fake disney burn-out.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sing it loud now kiddies:

Oh the games people play now
Every night and every day now
Never meaning what they say now
Never saying what they mean

And they wile away the hours
In their shabby little towers
Till they're covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine

Chorus
La-da da da da da da da
La-da da da da da de
Talking 'bout he and she
And the games people play

People walking up to you
Singing glory hallelulia
And they're tryin to sock it to you
In the name Lord

Repeat chorus




Posted by: Mel O. Drama

ahem....
bi-babes....y'all behaving in here today?



Posted by: Anonymous

angst ridden because god put you in the wrong body??? so you hate all women except masculine ones like Britney?
Mental illness has a cure maybe these obsessed fans should get 5150'ed into some real help. You can be a MAN and be gay its not hard, stop wishing you had a vagina and grow the fuck up!
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Hey, someone sure knows JSad like a book, don't they?



Posted by: nonpetasupporter

PETA just wants her for her $. They hate that she has dogs as pets. They don't want any of us to have pets. How many dogs have they killed to date...toooo many!



Posted by: Anonymous

If you don't want to be apart of the solution, you ARE the problem

who said that?



Posted by: Fake, fake bi-babe?

Am I the original fake bi-babe but maybe I'm a fake, fake bi-babe!



Posted by: Little jimmy Tucker

I wish people like kira would leave me alone and stop stalking me.



Posted by: Eck

I wish peple like kira wouold leave me alone and stop stalking me.



Posted by: Anonymous

All you silly ass bi-bades need to crawl back in your closets and STFU. You idiots will soon be a bigger distraction than Jtarded.



Posted by: Anonymous

wow sad that fake bi-babe,chris crocker,james tucker only interaction on a DAILY basis with the outside world is with haters on a blog, pretty easy to sit behind the security of a keyboard and troll all day. find someone to love, stop wasting your energy on posting here for nothing. I can't imagine how this is satisfying or you get your rocks off blogging here all day!
So sad this blog war on both sides, an unhealthy waste of hours and energy. go watch a movie,go for a walk or some watch TV this blog is an unhealthy addiction/ substitute for real world interaction for some here. You really need to take stock of your lives Or troll here forever if thats a good way to spend the next 12 months- 5 years stuck up x17 paparazzi ass? I pity you if you have mental problems that prevent you from working but seriously you look like obsessed crazies on both sides of the blog walls. This stupid blog isn't even fun or funny just lame troll wars



Posted by: hater of bi-babes

stupid fake bi-babes. both of you suck!



Posted by: <3

i love bi-babes, all of you!



Posted by: B.S.

hmpf - I wish JGLAD would stop obsessing over and stalking me!



Posted by: teekay

9:19 ~ Get a clue. The post was about James Tucker, not JGlad.

9:08 ~ Yesterday (I think it was) Cover Chair Lady who posted something about her partner trying to get custody of his kids. Tucker replied to her using her post within his. Someone else (maybe you??) only saw the Tucker post and THOUGHT he posted the whole thing about fighting for custody which is why there are now claims of Tucker being gay (not that there is anything wrong with that!). Tucker without question does have some major issues but being a closeted gay man is not one of them..(i think...who knows? Maybe he REALLY is gay and can't come to terms with it.)



Posted by: teekay

If you don't want to be apart of the solution, you ARE the problem

who said that?
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Cue The Twilight Zone music....this is the second time today I have heard this expression!



Posted by: Anonymous

10:05AM

How does it feel to be twins with JGlad? Conjoined at the rear end. You certainly are her "beck and call" girl.

The post was about this James Tucker who is the figment of JGlad's aka kira's perverted imagination slinging out shit.

And the Church Lady you refer to, needs to take care of her life and resign from the Guardian Ad Litem (GAL) program.
She "picks her kids" to represent - right. HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE!



Posted by: Anonymous

10:24-james '40 somethin with no job' tucker



Posted by: Anonymous

10:44

Everyone says "God don't like "UGLY", but I proved them wrong, when I defended "YOU".



Posted by: Brit fan from UK

Well done PETA and Brit! I hope she does go for the offer! As a veggie, it would be good to have Brit show what REALLY happens in those factories!x



Posted by: teekay

10:24 ~ You are dense, aren't you? I KNOW the fucking post is about Tucker. You can read, can't you? Or are you an illiterate person that can make do? Go back and reread where I said the post is about Tucker! The person going off on a rant is thinking Tucker said something he didn't ~ just trying to set the record straight so there is not more confusion.

Who I am kidding? I am trying to talk sense into someone that truly believes Justin, Kira and NOW James Tucker (who has bashed Kira) are the same person. This is futile. Mankind is doomed if this is our future. Someone please send me a sign of intelligence life on this board!!! I need to see a glimmer of hope! Anyone??? PLEASE!



Posted by: Another mom

I don't think it's healthy for her to go in there and be exposed to what they want to show her in her current state of recovery. I think she should write back to them politely and respecfully declining their exact offer but instead offering this peace/truce gesture: Donate $1000 to them in place of her actual presence. Also donate $1000 to a children's charity of her choice and send PETA a copy of the check, commending them on their great idea. Welcome them to send her any liture on what they hoped to show her if she had been able to attend, along with a sincere promise to give it her full consideration. That way she comes out shining at a cost of only $2000, but that DOUBLES what PETA offered!



Posted by: teekay

I AM BIZZZZZZZEXSHUALLL! dayum!
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I gotta admit...that was funny! LOL!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Waaaaaaaaaa -

All the haters/idiots/morons don't have anyone to pick on anymore. They finally succeeded in chasing the Britards, the"F"Tards and Trolls to reputable Hollywood Blog Sites.

So GLAD they all having to fight with themselves now, all (2) of them having to post over and over to keep the hits up for X17.

Member that could possibly help them manage their anger problems is Dr. von Schadenfreude.

Or another X17 member, ASM Publisher should have good advice.

TMZ, Perez, JFX picking up more hits now. CURIOUS about this - go READ them.

Thank you X17, they appreciate the business.



Posted by: kira

ok fine!~!! i ADMIT IT!! I am the captain of the Britney Spears National Socialist party!! are you happy now?!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

LMAO!! TEEEKAAAAAAAAY! *WAVES FURIOUSLY* there is still 'INTELLIGENT' life here...

it's just far & few in between all of these weird posts! lol!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

I'm the BIGGEST MEANEST BASTARD that ever walked on this earth.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:08PM

I'm the BIGGEST MEANEST BASTARD that ever walked on this earth.
------------------------------
The rumors you start are false then, you whining about people picking on you because your "DADDY IS DEAD".

How can he be "DEAD" if you don't even know who the "F" he was in the first place?

Born of unwed parents; illegitimate, psycho pissant.

Who's your "DEAD DADDY" now?



Posted by: Star

Shut the fuck up 7:28. I hope Larry Rudolph can knock some sense into Brit and her family. She does need to work because she needs to have something to leave those two sweet little boys.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:28PM Anonymous

JGlad a psycho pissant??? Funniest thing I've read on these X17 "Jlad controlled blogs" yet.

When I refer to her now, I think I call her a "psycho pissant" instead of "IT".



Posted by: A MOTHER

For Kira, J-Glad and their alters:

Part One

Well it is very apparent that these silly little girls are stuck in adolescence and very egocentric. They have the mentality of about a 7-12 year old and are unable to do formal opera-tional thinking. That means that they can not think in a hypothetical or abstract manner. The J-Glad person and Kira and all their alters are the ones I am referring to as if I need to mention names because everyone that comes on here knows who the ones are that consistently try to draw attention to themselves by stating ridiculous things about how they are so important that the reason people even come here is to see what important information they may have to share. They claim to be attractive, and balanced but it is evident that they don't believe they or they would not consistently talk aboutbeing worshipped for their brains and beauty. They talk too much. If one is attractive and balanced they do not have to prove it by coming on to X17 and talking about how they are picked on by a cyber stalker. They would not have the time. They would be out having a life with people their own age. I feel sorry for these people because there is a big world out there and a better life that they could be living if they would get their heads out of each others asses and out of Britney's they might find that they could learn to reason and behave in a more appro-priate way. They are what they are. Very unhappy sad, mean spirited, attention whores whose only outlet for their resentments against the real world that they resort to this fantasy world they live in on a Britney Spears X17 Blog. How sad for them. I am not being mean ladies. You girls are desperately seeking some recognition. I think it it terrible that you have no one in your sad lives to help you get off the computer and out into the world so you can develop yourselves. Cognitevly you both act like you are about 13. If you are really as old as you say you are then you are likely in need of serious professional help. I have been coming here a long time and reading the things you both write and I have kept quiet because I try to treat people the way I want to be treated. I know from reading your posts you don't do that. You both become extremely offended when someone speaks about you in an offensive manner which most of the time you bring on yourselves but you attack practically everyone that is not of the same opinion as you. Get some help ladies and learn how to live. Life is much too short to be doing this to yourselves. I am serious when I say I mean no ill will toward you although you have both said some pretty nasty statements on here but I believe that anyone can be rehabilitated and turn their life around if they want to be a better person. So instead of running you ladies down I wish you the best and hope you think about what I am saying. No one is picking on you. You can not be affected by another persons thoughts about you unless you allow them to rent space in your head. And it seems that you live for the argument. But you never seem to win anyting. I mean what is the prize? Why do you want to fight all the time? There is no glory in this. The glory would be to live a full life without all this nonsense in the way. Surely you can find another way to wrok through your issues without doing on an X17 blog. If not get some tissues for your issues and stay here and keep re-offending and being offended. That is not a good life. You may be too immature to understand, I do not mean your age, I mean your adolescent behavior is in every one of your posts and it speaks volumes about your ability to move on and get away from here and do something with your life that is going to really benefit you. Coming here and being mean will only keep you down.



Posted by: A MOTHER

For Kira, J-Glad and their alters:
Part Two

They are what they are. Very unhappy sad, mean spirited, attention whores whose only outlet for their resentments against the real world that they resort to this fantasy world they live in on a Britney Spears X17 Blog. How sad for them. I am not being mean ladies. You girls are desperately seeking some recognition. I think it it terrible that you have no one in your sad lives to help you get off the computer and out into the world so you can develop yourselves. Cognitevly you both act like you are about 13. If you are really as old as you say you are then you are likely in need of serious professional help. I have been coming here a long time and reading the things you both write and I have kept quiet because I try to treat people the way I want to be treated. I know from reading your posts you don't do that. You both become extremely offended when someone speaks about you in an offensive manner which most of the time you bring on yourselves but you attack practically everyone that is not of the same opinion as you. Get some help ladies and learn how to live. Life is much too short to be doing this to yourselves. I am serious when I say I mean no ill will toward you although you have both said some pretty nasty statements on here but I believe that anyone can be rehabilitated and turn their life around if they want to be a better person. So instead of running you ladies down I wish you the best and hope you think about what I am saying. No one is picking on you. You can not be affected by another persons thoughts about you unless you allow them to rent space in your head. And it seems that you live for the argument. But you never seem to win anyting. I mean what is the prize? Why do you want to fight all the time? There is no glory in this. The glory would be to live a full life without all this nonsense in the way. Surely you can find another way to wrok through your issues without doing on an X17 blog. If not get some tissues for your issues and stay here and keep re-offending and being offended. That is not a good life. You may be too immature to understand, I do not mean your age, I mean your adolescent behavior is in every one of your posts and it speaks volumes about your ability to move on and get away from here and do something with your life that is going to really benefit you. Coming here and being mean will only keep you down.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

I'm the BIGGEST MEANEST BASTARD that ever walked the earth.

April 1, 2008 7:08 PM - BRITARDED TWAT pretending to be justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

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if you had anything of consequence to say - if you had any VALID points to make, you wouldn't have to IMP me JTARD.

making 'FAKE' posts & then responding to them only shows the rest of the people here what INSANE BRITARDED TWATS SHITNEY FANATICALS ARE!

you're a STUPID 'FAT' BITCH.

haha! *EVERYONE IS POINTING & LAUGHING AT YOU, TEAM FAT-ASS!*



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

You may be too immature to understand, I do not mean your age, I mean your adolescent behavior is in every one of your posts and it speaks volumes about your ability to move on and get away from here and do something with your life that is going to really benefit you. Coming here and being mean will only keep you down...

April 1, 2008 8:18 PM - A MOTHER

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ROFLMAO! don't you mean A MOTHER-'FUCKER'...?

#1 - i didn't read your BRITARDED post. i've seen enough nonsense & lies from you TARDS to know it's not worth my time.

#2 - i only wanted to see your name but since i saw your last 'QUESTION' - it begs to be asked, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR BRITARDED LITTLE GAMES ARE GOING TO GET YOU IN LIFE YOU WORTHLESS SKANK?

SHITNEY's LITTLE GAMES GOT HER KIDS TAKEN AWAY & MADE HER THE WORLDS BIGGEST 'JOKE'.

nice 'IDOL' you have there. lol!



Posted by: anonymous

8:24pm

SHE LIKES ME
JGLAD REALLY LIKES ME!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsiLe*!!! =)

my 'MENTAL ILLNESS' is showing...

my posts are 'PROOF' concerning my ABUSE of innocent posters.

SHOVE MY LIES BACK UP MY FAT ASS. I AM A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT to defend my inexcusable behavior towards others here.
THOUGHTLESS UNCARING SKANKS like ME shouldn't have UTERUSES



Posted by: Anonymous

The ONLY thing she needs to do is become a decent mother. I hope those 2 boys she brought into the world are #1 on her list, but I highly doubt it.

That is why she will spiral further out of control. Karma. You don't mistreat kids without bad things happening to you.



Posted by: teekay

They talk too much.
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This is about as far as I got in Part 1 of the two long winded posts above....anyone else see the irony?

Some of you read waaaaaay too much into all of this. Instead of trying to psychoanalyze every poster why not enjoy the insanity that is X17. Life is too hard to not have some fun and I think most of us are here for just that..



Posted by: Big Bertha...

If I hear about Jimmy Tucker one more time I am going to flip out... I feel like I am in the middle of a war zone between JSad, Kira, Jimmy Tucker, Anonymous...







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