Hollywood's Hottest Halloween Costumes!

britney and mariah are the hottest

britney rocks

paris is a slut

Brandon davis as himself

a coked out greasy bear.

Brit looks so hot and pretty like always

Brandon looks like you could deep fry fries in his ugly hair

That girl Rumor Willis is the ugliest creature that walked the earth. In a few years she won't need a costume for Halloween.

Now that Shitney's under a permanent c-ship, we probably won't be seeing the "fun" costumes she wore last Halloween. She may still be Bat S**t loony, but Jamie is keeping her on a short leash and preventing her from making a total fool of herself, like she did in the past...kind of miss the "good ol' days"!!

I wonder what kind of costume Shitney will be wearing this year?

More like Nicki as a cop, not Paris.

More like Nicki as a cop, not Paris.

Hey litzie

She will be dressing up as your ugly ass!

Am is delusional. Maybe she caught something in a pond.

Yes, what sort of things can you catch in a pond do you think?

I think she caught shit for brains in a pond.

http:// bp1.blogger.com/_8cFUxrYU7bI/R36N2PRpn4I/AAAAAAAAAU4/fpp5N4LdNdM/s1600-h/crazy+brit.jpg

Na she caught a King and decided to throw him back in the pond.

Paird is so hot!!!!!! She is my favorite. It is said she is dating friends on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

7:28 ROTFL!!!!!!!

Pirate Ho Skank!!!!

haha firecrotch

arrrgh pap she blows!!!!!

slow

Little clown is hiding .
Why dont you want to show your new tattoo?

Little clown is hiding .
Why dont you want to show your new tattoo?

Yes and cooties..AM has cooties

Halloween is the one day of the year when you dress up as something you fantasize about but most likely will never actually try to become.

Britney should dress up like a mom.

9:52 She tried it. It scared the shit out of SP and JJ.

^HaHaHaHa!!!!

awww no little pumpkins rolling around the dash of her white mercedes driving aimlessly from gas station to gas staion?

9.52

Duct Tape to Britney On Hallowween The Following Items:

Diaper Bag (completely full for 2Xboys)
Large Foldable Double Stroller
2XBabby Bottles (warm Formula not drive thru soda)
Accesory bag(filled with wet ones,small towels/faceclothes,2Xblankets,Bum cream for diaper changes)

BRITNEY IS GOING AS A CRAZY PERSON. OH WAIT, SHE IS A CRAZY PERSON!

BRITNEY IS GOING AS A MOTHER THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER KIDS. OH WAIT, SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER KIDS!

BRITNEY IS GOING AS A SINGER THAT CAN'T REALLY SING. OH WAIT, SHE REALLY CAN'T SING!

BRITNEY IS GOING AS A SKANK THAT FLASHES HER MEAT CURTAINS TO EVERY ONE. OH WAIT, SHE DID FLASH HER UGLY MEAT CURTAINS TO EVERY ONE.

BRITNEY IS GOING AS SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING SHE DOES. OH WAIT, SHE DOESN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING SHE DOES!

BRITNEY IS GOING AS A LONELY WOMAN THAT WILL NEVER HAVE A MAN AGAIN BECAUSE OF HER ACTIONS. OH WAIT, THIS ONE IS SO TRUE!!!

Nicki is the cop silly!

Britney is a has been mental case

Witchney Spears doesn't need a mask for Halloween, her ugly all year round face does the trick. Ugly skank.

October 31st, 2008 at 9:38 am

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Happy Halloween Everyone!

If you celebrate with friends have fun but please don’t drink and drive!

October 31st, 2008 at 9:38 am

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Pathetic haters...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!

the best day of the year has come

bwahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!

fu*ck you haters

im 68 years old I still trick or treat
you think I care? don't even bother im sick of these little kids to I know you did it put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it and then they take my candy and diss"look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!"
all year I'm a psycho uh huh I see
but every halloween, you wanna be me!
theyyyyyyyyy
every halloween
they want to be meee
theyyyyyyyyy
every halloween
they want to be meee

Because I'm butt fugly!

All of a sudden the thread seems very slimey and smelly...


POND SCUM!!!

AM everyone knows you have been impersonating Kira for months now.
These days you don't even try to hide it.

Hiltons look hot!

Nicky is much prettier than Paris.

AM how many children ran as fast as they could when they saw your smelly whale sized ass waddle up to the door? Or did you just throw the lights off and hog the candy to yourself like the fat bag of shit you are?

Who the hell r u talking to? AM has never posted on here, u dumb turd..
hahaha....turn back to reality, asshat!

you're such a lunatic
isn't there someone on JFX you could be harassing right now?
get lost. no one cares about you or your stupid piece of shit board.

Nicky looks cute.

Britney Spears Mad Libs - And Here it is!

ETs , spirits, So unic, Astral Space, earth, blow my wad, light of dead, mook, disgusting, wow, tattoos, sucks ass, half-*ssed, big upperarms and neck, pink tutu, laugh, 'Cirque Du Redneck', BOGUS, ass off, Cheeto dust, dead, hollow eyes, dollars signs in her eyes, leg humping random paps and strangers, bottle blond, WTF, Glamor Shots, c-ship went permanent, Oops I farted, simply beautiful, bitch got shot down, that hair is awful, Atonoment, LITTLE DICKED, whatever, wipes her lips off, has-been, Twitney, fOck off, Spears, train wreck, troll, ASSPEOPLE, celebrity dating club, virginal prissy image, documentary, animal in a zoo, picking up stray paps, fat beefy neck, SPOOF HERSELF

OMG, SH*T, fing, F**k, a sham, a scam, a farce, plastic and fake, relationship, not all of it will be rosy, EVERYONE WAS ON THEIR FEET AND WERE BOOING, as fake as her chipmunk inhaling helium voice, mental ward on a gurney, girlY girly look, hilarious, dumb incompetent twat, cheap, YOU ROCK, ignorant, fugly smelly skank, humongous mannish hands, balding mess, fugly cow, Anonymous, October, a little whack, mind bending drugs, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cover shows, Junior, comeback, cheap, RELEASED, what happened, Flight of the Bumblebee, candy from a stranger, circuslike, made by another chick, WE DONT NEED TO SEE ANYTHING SPECTACULAR

Anyway, JIVE, Pretty pitiful, No brainwaves, is that rodarte, act her age, not her IQ, not proportionate at all, Projectile vomiting, Mmm Papi, wonky eye, gross, trick or treat, are you around, Beautiful, Did they stamp Mattel on her ass, so vain, Interesting, mannequin, the way she looks, call, a bigger joke, chillan, perfume ad, PHOTO SHOP, I'm back, haters and lovers, parody, her hair looks cr@p, self imposed celibacy, Paris, BFF, pantie-less, chastity belt, public exposure, creative, weird, Madonna-Whore, writhing nude part was unnecessary, targeting, double, reboot, bisexuality, anthem, manipulate her voice beyond recognition, its shitty, endangered herself and others, flawed, Crocker, I’m out

Emotionally-stunted, LAMEST CD COVER OF ALL TIME, rat infested hair, even sicker, Is 7 around, socially awkward, HUMANBEING, Dukes of Hazards, hehehehehe, urban sound, huh, Look at me, look at me, I'm still alive, in the throes of a mental health crisis, knee-jerk, Obviously, a poser, BIG hair, I feel badly, out of your FUCKING mind, shrink, pathethic, SUB-HUMANBEING, Buh bye, settle down children, BITCH, Okay, Geez, we needs a nanny, you have some screws loose, butt plug, grizzy ghouls, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I COMMAND YOU, cold night, no one is around, a flasher of any body part imaginable, stinking dead shit, once a redneck always a redneck, fake hair

Stick it up your c@nt, eat sh!t, lip syncing, baby, disaster, Oh God, selfish cow, BEARDED LADY, zitted lady, cheap photoshoped mockup, THE ELEPHANT IN THE CAGE, Legendary, awesome, permanently damaged, FREAK SHOW, PHOTO ENHANCER, VADGE, sweet little prissy bitch, stupid and naïve, only fools rush in, f*cked, MOTHERHOOD, freak, of technology, abusive, sunnyday, TRUE, very classy, flunked rehab, baby hostage, ranting fan, delusional, c-ship, bimbo, Herpes, COURT, good morning america, 24/7 spectacle, miserable bitch, manipulative and cunning

Amazing, MONSTER, booed, innocent vamp act, spoiled, selfish bitch, Booed, Boo-Hoos, Bails, a well-known bitch, funny, good taste and classiness, LOL, google, piling on, asylum, bankruptcy, airbrushed, paparazzi, Uffie, You're lost, Circus, celebs, retarded ass, fat ugly old clowns, don't air all your diseases, herpes online, every freaking day, smoke a ton of crack, VAMPIRE, pile of dog crap, dumb f*ck,

I stopped collecting Britney Spears Mad Libs at 2:22 PM.

Riveting, isn't it? LOL ;)