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Holy Crap - Britney Offered The Role Of The Virgin Mary?!?

Posted on Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:27 AM PDT

Britney Spears BSPEARSBOOK120507_1.jpg You read that right - according to a report in Us Magazine, the Kentwood Cutie has ben offered the role of the Virgin Mary in the film Sweet Baby Jesus!

The film is, of course, satirical in intent, depicting Mary as "a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming"

"I had to convince my partners because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?'" producer Philippe Rebboah told the mag. "But I thought it was brilliant. It's a bit ironic that she would play the Virgin Mary, no?"

Apparently, Britney's currently reviewing the script and will come to a decision about taking the role within days. Rebboah seems enthusiastic about his prospects, too - the mag quotes him as saying "She likes the idea, that's what I heard."

What do you think - would Britney make a good (satirical) Virgin Mary? Or is she just not that innocent?



We think this might be a fun little project for Britney - assuming, of course, that it doesn't conflict with her http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/goin_to_the_chapel_and_were-07092007.php!

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Posted by: Anonymous

She actually looks hot there, must be from a time ago?



Posted by: Danny Bonaduce

Who cares? Die Britney, die!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She would be awesome as the virgin Mary, cause just like her singing Mary was FAKE!



Posted by: xo

u suck x17 ~ I'll believe it when I see it.



Posted by: Anonymous

no, she's just too dirty and and too much of a methface to play virgin mary



Posted by: Anonymous

She should play that other Mary...the one who was blowin Jesus...perfect match for her



Posted by: Optical Ilusion

Is this an old photo? MUST be cuz the first thought that struck me was: Wow, she looks really pretty!



Posted by: So...what?

Are they friggin kidding...do they want the movie to fail??



Posted by: Anonymous

Old picture. Now she's a mess.



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder what the Catholic Church would think? Why not? She's good at pissing them off anyway!!!



Posted by: anonymous

Huh?!!! Britney can't even pull herself together to do a respectable music video much less an acting job as the Virgin Mary.I doubt this story has any truth to it.



Posted by: Beta_Made_in_Brazil

OH MY GOD!!!

THAT BITCH SHOULD KILL HERSELF!!!!

SHE WAS A HUMAN BEFORE, BUT NOW, SHE`S AN ANIMAL!!!

PLEASE TAKE SOME PILLS!!!

DIE FAT PIG! DIE!

CAN`T EVEN BE A MOM!!!

GO TO HELL!!!




Posted by: Anonymous

Gosh she was so pretty at that time, what happen to her!



Posted by: Anonymous

OLD ASS PICTURE! THE CUNT HAS AGED A DECADE IN A YEAR!!! FUCK OFF X17~ AND FUCK OFF BRITNEY! SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK & OFF YOURSELF~



Posted by: Anonymous

OLD ASS PICTURE! THE CUNT HAS AGED A DECADE IN A YEAR!!! FUCK OFF X17~ AND FUCK OFF BRITNEY! SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK & OFF YOURSELF~



Posted by: Got Brit Dog

She should make a porn movie so we can see her on her hands and knees just like a dog she is!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks so pretty! She needs to lose her extensions, and start wearing just a little make up when she goes out, she can look this good now if she tries, but she just doesn't try.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yea she pisses off the dumbfucking Catholic Church, but they are ok with their Priest sucking boy cock????



Posted by: Anonymous

11:40 ITS AN OLD PICTURE YOU SPECTAULAR ASSHAT DOUCHE NOZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's too old for the part!



Posted by: Anonymous

Isn't school about out?? time for all the retarded moron tweens to start posting!



Posted by: Anonymous

see she needs bangs. bangs would make her look so much better.



Posted by: anonymous

Britney look's fantastic, and she is a great actress. love her.



Posted by: anonymous

Britney look's fantastic, and she is a great actress. love her.



Posted by: Anonymous

What a fantastic photo. Must be getting her life together again. Eat your hearts out haters.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she is perfect for the role. Go for it Britney!

Can't imagine anyone else doing it.



Posted by: Anonymous

DUMBLEFUCK 11:47 OLD PICTURE!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

thats he rproblem stupid people catering to her every needs, tell the troll no sometimes, she aint all that. Thats why she now thinks her shit dont stink. Damn give someone else a chance for stardom.



Posted by: Anonymous

OLD news........heard this 3 days ago..........where have you been, X17? I thought you knew everything Brit-Brit. Guess NOT!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

she'll be great for that role, cause she'll leave baby Jesus to be raised by daddy Joeseph, while she goes out and rides her mule all over Nazereth like a fuckin hurricane! then she'll lose custody of baby Jesus and he will grow up to be a jew rapper yo!



Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH

YEA THEY WOULD HAVE ASK PARIS,BUT SHE WASN'T WHORISH ENOUGH.

BESIDE ALL THEY HAVE TO PAY BRITNEY IS A BAG OF CHEETO'S A BLUE LIGHTER ,AND A NICKEL BAG OF METH.



Posted by: Anonymous

11:42 is an idiot. I know it's an old pic, I was just sayin if she lost her extensions and tried nowadays she could look this good again DUH! Learn how to read or how to comprehend what you read, I can't tell which is your problem at this point.



Posted by: Anonymous

Why in God's name would she ever for a nanosecond consider "offing" herself. Whether the haters approve or not, whether the haters like it or not, whether it's what you or I would choose to do for "fun," she seems to be enjoying the ever loving heck out of life. Maybe the haters should shake off their computer keyboard addictions, get out of the house, and drive around a little for entertainment too. LA is a great place to get out and there's a lot to see.



Posted by: Anonymous

she'll be great for that role, cause she'll leave baby Jesus to be raised by daddy Joeseph, while she goes out and rides her mule all over Nazereth like a fuckin hurricane! then she'll lose custody of baby Jesus and he will grow up to be a jew rapper yo!



Posted by: jodi

yeah, she looks all put together here, even her nails look good...must be an old pic.



Posted by: Anonymous

The only thing her and her fans are virgin at ....is intelligent thoughts



Posted by: Anonymous

You know Brit is NOT happy in any of the smiling pics we see nowadays, her smile is so different from the one you see in this pic. She's really happy is this pic, this old old pic. You can see real happy all over her face. Nowadays, she might smile, but it's so forced and insincere, just compare the two and say it isn't true. People think she's so happy without her kids, but why are all her smiles forced and fake nowadays? She isn't happy. Poor girl needs to wake up, gather her strength and face her demons. She needs to quit running away because she only makes things worse, she needs to fess up and deal with all of this before it is too far gone... it's so close to that point now...



Posted by: Anonymous

This must be a picture from 3-4 years ago. She looks like crap now.



Posted by: Anonymous

11:47 now her movie will fail, just like the rest of her life



Posted by: xo

it is a shame what she has been thru & what she let herself become as a result. she looks beautiful stable & happy in that photo. Brit call your MOM! xo



Posted by: Anonymous

Damn just think if Virgin Mary mamma would have been like Brit then Jesus would have turned out to be a retarded damaged drug dealer!!



Posted by: Pretty Me

For once I agree with you xo. She does look good here but doesn't she have dark hair now?



Posted by: crack exposed

Old Picture...

Right now Britney appearance indicates she is smoking coke or crack. Look at her hands, thats not just hair dye.

And, she is a lesbian.



Posted by: Anonymous

thought i could do what i wanted
thought i had it under control
now as i watch it spin out of my hands
all i can say is no no no
weren't you supposed to love me
now to see the tides have turned
and i still can't turn this train around
can't show that i have learned
and this fear is overtaking me
can i ever get it back
can i ever be that girl again
can i ever get my life on track?
old habits die hard
much too hard if you ask me
i've been trying to change
but the demons won't release
and if you think that i don't care
know i care way too much
i miss the way things used to be
i miss my sons, your love, your touch
am i too far gone?



Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH

YEA THE MOVIE WILL MAKE ZERO BUCKS.

HER 4 FANS SHE HAS LEFT .MAXED OUT THEIR ALLOWANCES FOR 2 YEARS ,BY BUYING 10 COPIES OF HER CARPFEST CD



Posted by: A shepherd

I can see Britney in this satirical depiction of the "virgin" Mary. God won't know if it's His son or the son of some Wise guy.



Posted by: Anonymous

This rumor has been in the news for about 4 days now. I have to say the Piece of Me video looks pretty good. It shows what tons of makeup and a stylist can do to a complete trainwreck.



Posted by: Britney is over!

THAT PICTURE IS FROM 4 YEARS AGO (AROUND EARLY 2004), WHEN BRITNEY WENT TO LUNCH WITH HER BROTHER BRIAN. THAT'S BRIAN WITH HER THERE (WHITH HIS SHOULDER SHOWING IN THE PICTURE). THIS PICTURE IS FROM A SET OF PICTURES FROM THAT DAY. YOU CAN SEE THEM ON A WEBSITE CALLED GOBRITNEY.COM WHICH HAS THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF BRITNEY. I THINK THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF BRITNEY PICTURES ON THE WEB. THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN RIGHT AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY STARTED HER BIG DOWNFALL. CONTRARY TO BRITNEY'S "LAST THREE FANS" BELIEF, BRITNEY DID "NOT" FALL BECAUSE OF KEVIN. BRITNEY WAS FALLING HARD WELL BEFORE KEVIN CAME ALONG. SHE WAS DOING DRUGS SINCE 2001, SHE WAS BEING VERY PROMISCUOUS SINCE 2000, SHE CHEATED ON JUSTING NOT ONCE, BUT THREE TIMES, AND SHE STARTED WITH THE REAL CRAZY STUFF WELL BEFORE KEVIN, SHE DID THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF. IN FACT, WHILE SHE WAS WITH KEVIN SHE WAS THE MOST UNDER CONTROL IN YEARS AND WAS ACTING MORE STABLE AND SANE. BUT SHE WAS STILL SO SELFISH AND FULL OF HERSELF THAT SHE DROVE KEVIN AWAY JUST LIKE SHE HAS DRIVEN EVEYONE ELSE AWAY THAT SHE HAS HAD AROUND HER IN YEARS (HER FAMILY, MANAGERS, PUBLICISTS, THE INDUSTRY, ALL HER HELP, HER FREINDS, LOVERS, HUSBANDS, HER CHILDREN, AND ALMOST ALL HER FANS ETC.). BRITNEY "IS" INSANE. AND SHE HAS DONE IT ALL TO HERSELF, NO ONE DID IT TO HER. SHE IS THE MOST SELFISH, STUCK UP, EGOTISTICAL, BRAT, ON EARTH. AND NOW SHE IS OVER BECAUSE OF IT!



Posted by: Anonymous

This pic is about 7 years old, even though she looked better than she does now, she still always had those ugly lop-sided down-syndrome eyes.

You are once again late with this news x17,About 3 days too late



Posted by: Anonymous

12:25 pm. I agree with you. Britney is the most selfish, stuck up, little brat. And now she is paying for it. She cheats on everyone. She only cares about herself, and she fuck over anyone so she can have what she wants. Karmas a bitch and now Britney is getting hers big time. She is in pure hell and she deserves every bit of it and more. I'm sure that she will be getting far worse in the future and soon too.



Posted by: Jbo

It's nice that you unearth photos from her youth to represent her now - obviously b/c all the current pictures of her are hideous!!!

Gosh - she WAS a very cute girl (not beautiful or gorgeous) just cute... Now, she's shitastic and skanky!!



Posted by: Hollywood.tv

Uh oh. Here comes more Britney controversy.

Leaders of a Catholic group are outraged by claims that Britney Spears is in talks to play the Virgin Mary in a spoof movie. French producers want the troubled pop star to take the lead role in new film Sweet Baby Jesus - about a pregnant 19-year-old who goes into labour alone on Christmas Eve.

And officials at America's Catholic League are appalled the single mother-of-two is up for the role. President Bill Donohue tells the New York Daily News, "She is seriously miscast. She would be better suited to play the lead role in a flick called Monica (as in Lewinsky). If she did, the Catholic League would be delighted to send her a box of cigars.

Doh!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

LMAO they changed the pic. I think X17 is trying to allude that Shitney is gonna marry Shady Sam. Unless she wants a Queen for a husband, I doubt it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Picture changed and you all look crazy for saying she looked good. lol lol.



Posted by: crotch rot

This worthless shit-bag can't even ACT like she gives a rat's ass about her own children. No way is anyone gonna hire her to act in a movie. Pregnant 19-year-old??? She could pass for a 42-year-old crack whore. Fat ugly talentless slit!



Posted by: Anonymous

Worst Movie Ever.



Posted by: Anonymous

why the hell did they change the pic? wtf



Posted by: just wondering????

Has anyone else noticed that x17 doesn't seem to be kissing up to brit brit anymore...I mean where is the story on her video releasing tonight on 20/20?



Posted by: Anonymous

Worst Movie Ever.



Posted by: Anonymous

true enough just wondering... true enough. they don't seem to post a lot of the real brit news on here, good or bad, in a timely manner anyhow.. it'll be up tomorrow when it's old news~!



Posted by: Jami

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO SAY THINGS LIKE "I HOPE SHE DIES!" "WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST KILL HERSELF?"" STOP WRITING,STOP LOOKING AND JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!! YOU PEOPLE ARE EVIL FUCKERS!! HOW COULD YOU WISH DEATH ON ANYONE? AND BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE ELSE, LOOK AT YOURSELVES DAMMIT!!
GRANTED, THE GIRL IS MESSED UP, BUT IN REALITY IT'S NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS!! SO, STOP COMING TO THE SITE IF YOU ARE SO FED UP WITH HER AND X17!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I like this picture much better, although the pic of her crying is my fav.



Posted by: B&B

how stupid can they be to expect her to show up at all to do the role...

haha what a joke! and what a waste of money when she bails....



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney really should do a hard core porn movie to finish up her career, then go away for good. Make it a really good suck and fuck film Brit, you know you want to!



Posted by: Jami is pure shit

Jami 12:42 PM, STFU and die bitch! Cut your wrists and die in a tub you dumb cunt!



Posted by: Anonymous

x17 prob so high on drugs themselves they thought that was recent picture!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hope Britney dies soon. The world will then be a better place!



Posted by: Anonymous

Very funny has changed again!



Posted by: Anonymous

Reading this site has finally driven me crazy. I've seen three different images of Britney at the top of the page.

Oh Blessed Mary, Mother of God, is it me or a miracle.



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't think out Kentwood cutie has been to church in quite awhile. Maybe she needs a refresher course.



Posted by: Anonymous

oh yeah brit, u should def concentrate on making a movie instead of getting ur kids back. good job, shitbag



Posted by: Anonymous

It's just x17 being their usually silly selves, not to fret 12:49, I'm sure they'll leave this new pic up as it best suits the caption....



Posted by: Anonymous

Why does she continue to wear those ugly printed clothes?

She could be a great satirical virgin mayr, but not a 19 year old one. Try 30's and she would be perfect. She could just play herself if it is about a wrecked soul.

The biggest concern that I would have is the cost to film the movie. When she shows up late, how much will the film crews lose per hour> That will definitely add up when she is 12 hours late or decides that she has to buy cigarettes and it takes 3 hours.

Or she might have anxiety, and she can not do anything when she has that.

Let's see if they can pull it off.



Posted by: Huh?

Britney’s lyrics appear to be very simple; however there is an ominous omega like code, hidden messages and meanings that are beyond your scope of reality embedded within. If her music was written in the style of Black Sabbath or Metallica, some of you would still be searching for the hidden words and phrases. Britney is too rebellious to tell us straight out. Think of her music as a virus of the mind. Sarcasm is her way.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is BETTER than Black Sabbath and Metallica combined!



Posted by: The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Wicked Witch of the West: Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/quotes



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

OK, all you Britney haters...this is actulally a newer pic of Britney...DUH!! anyone who follows thier fan, knows that the pic was taken only maybe a couple weeks ago, and if you are not a fan, than why the HELL are you taking your precious time to actually read about her, and at that POST a comment?? Goodness....Please dont talk shit, and anyone who had the nerve to Tell someone to go committ suicide, has REAL issues...must have never known anyone who actually did it, becuase there are no feelings there.
I think it sounds like a cute movie offer for her, like maybe shown on TLC or some kind of Christmas special. GO BRIT! I love ya. When I got to meet you at the Abby, I knew you were alright....people can think what they want, but she was very normal and sweet to us.
XO Brit!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday, If you'd been here earlier you'd know that they changed the pic for this article three times, and it USED TO BE AN OLDER PIC.. this one clearly is not...



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

My computer shows a pic of Britney holding the book in a green Primp sweatshirt...I dont know what pic ya'll are talking about.........



Posted by: Anonymous

Huh? You know, if the girl actually wrote her own lyrics that would be an intriguing idea, as it is, she has little to no input to the words she says in her songs, so they aren't really a reflection of her at all. There can't be hidden Britney codes, she isn't saying anything other than what she has been told to.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:02 do you have ADD?



Posted by: Anonymous

One with her having lunch with her brother, all her own hair, blonde, and pretty looking. Someone said it was 2004 or something.



Posted by: Huh?

I never thought to put Black Sabbath and Metallica in the same group... I guess we could call them Metallica Sabbath. The cover could a priest with braces.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday 12:59 PM. What you don't seem to know is that this is the third picture x17 has put up in less then an hour of Britney on this post. They did start out with a picture of her that was more then four years ago, then about 20 minutes latter they put up a different one that was more recent, about a year ago. And now they changed it again to one that is about a week or two ago old. Seems like you just got here so you did not see them changing them around over the last hour or so. Go back and re-read the posts and you will see how many have been commenting on how x17 has been swapping the pictures for some reason. I don't know why they are doing it by they are.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:06 PM, Guess you need a life or a second job?



Posted by: Anonymous

I think most of the posters on here need a life 1:08.... me and you included!!!



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

1:01 -Yes, I see that now, I didnt want to waste my time reading ALL the posts, but decided to waste the time anyways because I was confused......Thanks for the heads up though.



Posted by: Anonymous

It appears Britneybrightens may have a life... she doesn't want to waste time reading all the posts! There is hope for some of us!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday 12:59. Yea right. Britney should be thinking of doing a movie instead of thinking about getting her babies back or getting her life together. Just shows how you last three Brit fans care more about the dream then you do about children or someones life. Britney is going so crazy right now that she will end up in jail, dead, or in a wheel chair from an accident. Yet all you fans care about is being right or having your precious queen back. Get a clue, Britney fucked up her own life on her own. She is a massively selfish and egotistical person that does not care about her babies, her fans, or anyone that made her career for her. That is why she is over. And as for the movie, do you really thing she can make one. She can't even show for her lattest videos on time or at all. A movie would require a lot more - and I mean a "lot more" - effert then a one day video. She is so crazy that the movie would never be finished. It would cost the producers millions in losses and only make Britney look even worse. Come out of the dream "Brit fan" because Britney is over and she hates everyone herself since she thinks she is Gods gift to the world. She is a major narsassist and brat. She does not have any real talent since she does not sing, does not write her own songs, she can't act (that is one of the major reasons this rumor of her playing in this movie is just that "a rumor"). Britney is over for good. She will never be back and is now just living out her last few seconds of fame in the lowest manor before she expires for good. Good ridence Britney, you are major trash, and the world has now decided to take the trash out. You are over!



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

1:04 - YES!! Ina situation like this when my mind is flooded so quickly with such idiocity...yes...I have a little ADD....dont know how to handle so many douchebags at once =)



Posted by: Anonymous

FEDERLINE ATTORNEY TO SPEARS: `THIS ISN'T THE FOURTH GRADE'

LATEST: KEVIN FEDERLINE's lawyer has openly blasted BRITNEY SPEARS, claiming her no-show at a deposition earlier this week (11Dec07) could land her behind bars.
Mark Vincent Kaplan isn't accepting Spears' excuse she was too ill to attend the court-ordered child custody-related meeting at the attorney's Los Angeles office - and urges her to behave more responsibly.
He says, "It's not like the fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK.
"If you don't obey a court order, you can be held in contempt, but we're not really interested in punishing her. We're interested in getting facts and information that are inconsistent with her position or consistent with my client's position." Though much of the custody battle remains unsure, Kaplan insists one thing that is decided is where Federline and Spears' sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will spend Christmas.
He adds, "Kevin would like the children to be able to experience Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day with both himself, as well as their mom, and arrangements have been made for a schedule we believe will accommodate them."

PRinside



Posted by: Anonymous

1:17 - well now we know why you have so much in common with Shitney.



Posted by: get wit it bitch

THE PHOTO ISN'T OLD ITS LIKE FROM A WEEK OR TWO AGO!! SHE LOOKS GOOD CUZ HER RATTY ASS HAIR IS COVERED UP AND SHE HAS HUGE SUNGLASSES ON!!!

and wtf x17 where have u been? i read about that a few days ago! GET WIH IT AND QUIT POSTIN OLD NEWS!



Posted by: Team Kevin

Dear Mr. Kaplan:

Please put this unfit skank whore in jail and let Kevin raise those beautfiul kids without this POS in their life.

Thank you



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday. Wow, if Britney brightens your day, then I think Hitler would meke your year. Britney is one of the darkest and most misserable people on earth. She is a child abuser, a drug addict, and alcoholic, she is hated by the world, she is crazy, she is a compleete slut, she cares nothing about the law or courts orders, she fires all her help and abuses them, she has thrownd her family out, she has ruined her career completely on her own. she is moving more and more towards death with her insane actions, she is very unhappy inside and out, she is a very disgusting invividual. She is not a true artist since she does not sing, can't act, she does not write her own music or do anything artistically except dance. Yet she never was a great dancer and now she can't even dance anymore since she has fucked up her body so badly. That is why her last few videos only show her in close ups and she does no real dancing anymore. She has done all of this to herslef. And this is someone you worship? You really have mental problems and you must hate kids and want to abuse them. And again, you are the type of person that would support Hitler and the Nazi's. You are sick. Hope all the bad that happens to Britney (which of course wont stop, and will only get worse), happens to you too.



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

1:16...so, you know what's been going on with Britney personally, right?? becuase you seem to know what she is going through. have you ever suffered from depression or post baby blues? I think you really HAVE NO IDEA how fucked up mentally it can make you. One of my closest friends went through it and strangely acted alot like Britney does now. Guess we all cant be problem free and perfect like you...god help us!



Posted by: Anonymous

Kudos to the post at 1:24 Britneybrightens.... I am not pleased with a lot of what Britney does, but I don't hate her for it because I can sadly relate to what a fragile mental state can do to a person... most of us are just lucky enough to not have our misery all over the tabloids



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks too rugged and old for the part.
They need a fresh, young face to play the Virgin Mary. This French producer must be on drugs too. LOL! She's the worst example for mother, and she's real slutty esposes her butt and cooch all the time...VIRGIN MARY??? NOT!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:30 it's supposed to be a satire, as in funny as all hell, therefore the hilarity of brit playing the virgin mary is quite appropriate



Posted by: Anonymous

Thanks 1:24 you just spoke for a lot of us. LOL!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday,

If severe postpartum depression causes Britney's strange behavior, then she should not be alone with her sons until she get mental help.



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

1:24. You crack me up. Thanks for the good laugh. I lOVE my life, I have children who are loved dearly, and no one said I "worshiped" Britney. YOU put those words there, and the name below...its just a name retard. If you'd like I could Be "anonymous" and then I could evaluate why you dont have a name....you must be an unsecure, devil worshiping, happy person hater, who loves to fuck sheep. I mean...seriously, thank you for the evaluation, but I will leave that to the people who actually KNOW ME, you fucktard.
Forgive me for being a happy person with a heart!



Posted by: your average hater

I don't care what your reasons are, I don't care what you are going through, I don't care if you cry yourself to sleep, and I don't care for the truth: You are no longer perfect so it is in my right to hate you! How dare you fall from the pedestal I put you on! How dare you be human and feel pain and do wrong! I hate because I am ignorant, so please forgive me. Hate is like a disease, and I don't have the meds.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:33 No, she should be in exactly the situation she is in now. Supervised visits, until she gets help.



Posted by: Ron Mexico

How to make a movie TANK before it's released:

Cast Madonna or Shitney as the Lead Role.

Box Office Max: $4,000,000
Budget with Advertising: $40,000,000
Total Loss: $36,000,000

Another way to Tank a movie before release:
Have Osama Lutfi in the credits.

Good Luck with that. On top of the fact that she cannot act, sing, or dance anymore, what are the chances that she will even show up for work two days in a row. In addition to the movie pre-tanking just because her name is associated with it, they will never get insurance with her on the bill. They will also face massive over-budget deficits due to the fact that Shitney will miss or be late for at least 50% of her shoots, and thus run the budget up millions of dollars.

Finally... $40 Million is about the cheapest you can make, distribute, and advertise a "low budget" drama or romantic-comedy these days.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:33 No, she should be in exactly the situation she is in now. Supervised visits, until she gets help.



Posted by: your average Brit fan

Product of cousins



Posted by: Team Kevin

I totally agree that if she doesn have PPD or any type of mental disorder, including depression, she has no business being anywhere near those kids until she gets help. All the more reason for Kevin to do what he is doing.



Posted by: Anonymous

She deserves to be near her kids, depressed or not, so long as there is someone there to supervise. The kids need time with her, and as long as they are safe seeing their mom is a good thing. Either they'll bond with her, or it will help them to realize early on what kind of mom she is.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday 1:24 PM. And what? you do know what is going on with Britney, so you think you can defend her with certainty? You don't know! And you also don't know that she has "depression". And also, that is no excuse for her treating her childern so badly. It never is! Britney is responsible for Britney. She has created all of this herslef by being majorly selfish. And it started way before she had babies! So stop using that as an exuse. And people that do have depression do not go out every fucking day and go nuts, they usually stay home and don't want to do anything. That is what depression is. It is the loss of will and energy. Britney on the other hand goes out and has many times flashed her vagina on purpose and tits too, and has done a million other things that are pure nuts. I have known people with depression, and non of them ever did anything stuppid or crazy like that. Your statement is insulting to those that really do suffer from depression. Britney has run aruond all the time showing off and acting very selfish and crazy. She treats everyone like shit and does not care about them. She is not depressed, she is very selfish and egotistical. She used to have everything given to her so the ended up thinking she was God's gift to the human race. She thought she was untouchable and could do whatever she wanted (cheat on any boyfreind, fire anyone that had an oppinion that did not agree with hers, fire her help all the time, treat her kids like shit, dispbay the judge and courts, throw her family out, etc.), now she has realized that she is not God's gift to the world and that she can't do whatever she wants. So she now goes around acting disgusting like a little brat in order to offend everyone. She is a gross little child that should be put away in an intutution untill she is fixed. She is "not" depressed. She is a very selfish little brat with a supperiority complex that is way out of control and she needs to be brought back down to earth, which is what is now happening!



Posted by: Anonymous

Little known fact: There is a minimal to null risk of genetic defects when people related as cousins or further procreate.
Even lesser known fact: Genetic abnormalities present in those conceived by brothers or sisters are not a result of the sibling union of genetic code. In order for any genetic problems to occur in this manner there is typically an inherited genetic problem both carried but did not exhibit. This problem will display in their offspring as it will now come from both parents. Family unions of a sexual nature became discouraged when it became apparent that pre existing genetic health problems almost always showed up in their offspring, whereas the chance is reduced if outside genes are present. Hemophilia in the royal family anyone? Those guys used to insist on "keeping it in the family" until they recognized this trend!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sheesh...longwinded nonsense 1:44



Posted by: Anonymous

People with depression can display it in ALL sorts of ways. Some stay home in bed all day, some self medicate by drinking or drugging, some go shopping and spend money they don't have. Some have meaningless sex. I've worked on call lines to help these people, and I think this girl needs to call one of those lines since she's too scared to talk to a doctor in person.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'll tell you the truth - Britney is an idiot. Don't forgive me.



Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday

1:48...YES! Thank you for getting it....most of these people DONT



Posted by: Anonymous

point proven, any other biters?



Posted by: Jbo

I love how X-17 changed the photo from Brit's young and pretty days back to the old hag photos we know and love of present...

x-17 you know you all secretly make fun of her :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Brightens - you're kidding right? You don't have kids, your posts are way to immature, but good try. Besides, WHAT mother would think Britney Brightens their day, wouldn't your kids brighten your day?? Nah - you don't have kids. Now get off mommies computer.



Posted by: Cindy

So true 1:44 PM. So true, thank you. That Britney fan is crazy and would defend Jack the Ripper!

Britney doe not have PPD, it has been confirmed by many medicos. Also, she was sent to Promises Rehab because of drug addiction. Some professionals just reported that also. They also said if she had PPD she would not have been sent to Promises which is for drug addiction, she would have been sent to a psychiatric facility. It is strang how Britney fans always think they know what is going on with Brintey when they don't know. They are blinded by there extreem dependency on Britney for their happiness so they create a false reality of what they want Britney to be. They are not in the real world so they don't see the real Britney like the rest of the world does. They have an unusual dependency on Brintey for their happiness since they usuall are very lonely and have no freinds. That is why they make this person (Britney) so important to themselves. They have low self-esteem and can't come out of their shell. They don't care if Britney is a horrible mother since they don't care about children. To a Britey fan, they do want Britney's babies to die since that would mean they could have their dream of Britney back all to themselves. They are the most psychotic and selfish and lonely people on Earth. I almost feel sorry for the few Britney fans that are left. They are in such pain and missery. I mean, look at what they are defending, a mean spirited, alcoholic, drug addict, child abuser, who has no real artistic talent. That is what they defend, but they never defend her babies that are the real victims here. Just shows how screwed up Britney fans are!



Posted by: Anonymous

id see the movie sounds like it would be funny. people have to lay of brit brit and be nice 2 her she is a women with 2 kids and her new cd is the best ever



Posted by: Black Sabbath

Little known fact: There is a minimal to null risk of genetic defects when people related as cousins or further procreate. 1:45
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That's actually a well known fact,but the term "product of cousins" used in the above post is hidden code for Brit fans aren't too swift.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney doesn't have 2 kids - her ex husband Kevin has the kids. HA HA!!



Posted by: Can Britney act? Hope she's better than Madonna.

A satirical Virgin Mary? I think playing a 19 year old would be a stretch.



Posted by: Shawna

I agree with you completely 1:55. That is so true. Britney fans never deffend her babies. They always defend Britney over her own babies. That show that they only care about the dream the record companies created of Britney to sell her CD's. Britney fans care only about their own selfish fanstasies. They don't care about two small children at all. In other words, the real world means nothing to a Britney fan (the children), only the fake world of the Popstar matters to them. Britney fans only care about themselves. They don't care about anyone else or even children. They are the perfect Britney clones.



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL...time wasting IDIOTS. Im outta here...you all are the immature ones "using mommies computer" to keep randomly picking on others to make yourselves look and feel better because of all the shit you just spewed out of your nasty mouths. Rude and un-intellegent.
Now, its time to make another sad ass post about me or BBMD and I sure wont get any sleep tonight because if it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Black Sabbath, how about it's hidden code for the haters aren't too swift then. I mean really, if it's so well known that cousins can have normal healthy babies, why use "product of cousins" as an insult? Yeah, thought so!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:02

LOL, that is so true. I have been sayint that for years. Britney fans care about what the record companies created for them. And like blind mice, they always run for the cheese. But if you show them the "real world" as you put it, they just can't deal with it at all. Britney fans defend Britney no matter what she does, but they attack or ignore those sweet little babies that she abuses and does not want at all.



Posted by: Anonymous

Doctors can be idiots... jus saying... I was puking green for a week, went to the doc, and got told i had a cold and was given decongestant. My nose was clear as a sunny day when i went in there.



Posted by: Black Sabbath

It's a well known fact among educated people, 2:03. I used a phrase I thought Brit fans would get, but I concede your point.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britneybrightensmyday? You have to be kidding!

Well, if Britney brightens your day, then I'm sure Osama Bin Laden would meke you so happy.

Damn, you are one sick pervert.

Why don't you throw yourself of a clif, that would brighten the whole worlds day, lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/goin_to_the_chapel_and_were-07092007.php



Posted by: FAN

Whatever you guys want to believe, go ahead. Why would I post about her children, who I know are safe with their father right now? I know they're in the best place they can be right now, and I'm sad that they don't have a stable mom, but life is cruel, and that is just that. I don't care about another album, I've never bought one yet, why start now. I just want Britney to pull her head out of her ass and get back to being a human being. I don't have to say squat bout the babies. I can say all I want about Britney, and you'll still be wrong.



Posted by: Anonymous

Haters just throw in comments about the babies like they care so they don't sound like such ignorant children who are filled with irrational hate for someone they don't know. Britney fans don't have to resort to such nonsense.



Posted by: Sarah

TO: FAN 2:10 PM. You say you have never bought one of her albums yet, but you post that you are a fan? You are as nuts as Britney!

And when you are evaluating a situation you have to look at all the parts. You can't just say Britney is great or talk about her in a postitive way without also taking responsibility for her babies also. That just proves the point that other poster just said, and that is, Britney fans don't care about her babies at all, they just care about the dream that the record companies created of Britney (which is not the real Britney). You live in a dream world whild her babies live in the real world of hell. Thanks for careing about kids. Live in you dream and stay there, no one wants you, you moron!



Posted by: britneybrightensmyday

Defend her children? It seems the courts are handling that just fine. Probably the reason she doesnt have full cusody of them and has supervised visitation....which, gee, Is in the childrens BEST INTEREST! WOW brilliant people.
Now, if you will feel better, I can join the Kevin fanclub where you post, and we can all get along just fine....Like Kevin is any better a parent, the press just doesnt follow him because he is a complete LOSER



Posted by: Anonymous

2:12 PM. irrational hate. That is just what you proved you are all about, lol. Typical Britard fan that hate kids. You probably have sex with your own family. ewwwwwww



Posted by: FAN

Sarah I'm not an idiot, you are. For reading perhaps the first two lines of my post and stopping there. WHEN DID I SAY SHE WAS GREAT?!? Hrm, I didn't!!! Wow, look at that. I don't have to buy her music to be supportive of her as a person, and label myself a FAN! I won't buy her new CD because I don't think supporting her efforts like that will help her, or anyone. I think saying repeatedly that I refuse to be consumed by stupidity and hate and that I am waiting to forgive once she turns this around is a much better approach.



Posted by: Mark

britneybrightensmyday is an X17 employee. That is how X17 get all their hits (which makes them all their money). They have their workers troll their own site so they can upset people so people will post more and more. You can tell it is one of them since the posts are alway redundunt and lack any intelegence. They are just made to flame so you will flame back. Ignore them, they are of no importance to anyone including themselves, lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

You can't call yourself a fan unless you are one. A fan buys the artists goods and is in to them. You obviously have mental problems and need some treatment. Please get some quickly!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:18 nothing I said was hateful, just observational. Really.



Posted by: FAN

A fan can like the music and not spend money on it, and refuse to for very good reasons.



Posted by: Anonymous

Mark is trying to distract from his own issues, Ya'll. I feel for you mark, and hope you get the help you need



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY SPEARS NEWS:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”
Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney really is “not” fun anymore. That was what sold her years ago, and was great about her. Britney was fun; she shined, was a great performer (who cared about her performances), inspired, and was a sweet girl who cared about people and herself back then. She really took care of herself and looked fantastic back then. She seemed to be happy all the time, and it was not about her or her problems, but was about art and entertainment. She seemed to care about people and her fans back then. She was inspiring and made you feel good. She was so full of energy and made you happy. Now she is like a gross homeless person with hate for everyone including her fans and children. She is not fun anymore but just makes videos to hate on everyone and acts like a cheap stripper in a low-grade strip club. She just wants to be gross and ugly. Not the same Britney at all. Now she just inspires loathing and disgust from everyone. And those are the kinds of fans she has left, ones that like that hate and gross image. And that is because her "current" fans are like that inside themselves, gross and hateful. The rest of the world has left Britney because they wont support a child abuser and someone that disgusting and ugly. That is why most of her fans have left and Britney's career is over. Britney did all of this herself, it's completely her own fault, and now she is over because of it!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:26 Ho hum, didn't I read this on another post like days ago?!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears continued her downward spiral yesterday when she emerged from her Hollywood house hunting binge looking extremely distraught.

The Toxic singer, who was shown an array of plush properties in Beverly Hills, was seen clutching a religious book as she viewed property after property.

The now 26-year-old – who is embroiled in a bitter custody battle with ex Kevin Federline – was later snapped leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills sporting her notorious pink locks and looking notably distressed.

Just yesterday legal documents revealed that the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services are concerned about the singer's parenting skills.

The document reads, "Based on its investigation to date, it should be noted that DCFS has concerns of its own regarding the safety and welfare of the children if the children are left in the mother's care."



Posted by: Anonymous

Kevin and all tabloid rumors destroyed her! Almost.



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY SPEARS trip to Las Vegas last month, which X17 reported was for a LipoDissolve procedure, is a total cover-up. The Las Vegas Review Journal is working on a story about her ABORTION. The story is going to look at issues including the history of Las Vegas weddings, celebrity gambling, the "escort" industry and how it is associated with Casino VIP Hosts and their high-roller/celebrity clientele, Strip clubs and their VIP rooms, high profile celebrity divorces, as well as looking into what has become a new trend: Secret Abortions for the rich and famous.

The story is supposed to be a multi part expose, with a good portion of investigative reporting going towards the cover-ups, deeply hidden secrets of the casino-porn-"escort" relationships, as well as the new practice of secret abortions.

The abortion issue part is supposed to be one full section of the expose. Much of it will focus on the secret abortion. Supposedly, the secret abortions, are taking place in satellite offices which have no markings, and often appear to be vacant spaces. The abortions are not illegal. The doctors involved simply provide a very inconspicuous location for high-profile clients to have an abortion, while never being seen entering a clinic of any kind. One angle of the investigation is looking into the prospect that some of these abortion clinics operate out of aesthetic clinics, in well appointed back surgical rooms, accessible through private entrance. They are apparently top-notch medical facilities capable of critical care and a range of surgical procedures.

Also of note, the fee for the procedures, instead of $300 - $1000, which is an industry norm, cost clients as much as $25,000



Posted by: Britney sucks!

Beauty is only skin deep, but crazy goes down to the bone.

What a craptastic mess.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney’s new CD is doing so poorly; they are GIVING IT AWAY with a purchase of her latest fragrance.
Poor thing!

Who would actually buy this crap???

2 stinkers in 1!

Britney is over!



Posted by: Anonymous

Does anyone know the formulas for diffusion controlled reactions in chemistry??? lol



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY’S MENTAL STATE AND DIAGNOSIS

Dr. Drew's Diagnosis of Britney

Wed, 11/21/2007 - 13:45 — BritneyBash

Britney Spears' Childhood: An Addiction Specialist (Dr. Drew!) Explains How It Shaped Her Behavior Today

“She’s sort of our new Michael Jackson,” says Dr. Drew Pinsky as he talks about the traumas in Britney’s past — her father’s substance abuse, and a family history of mental imbalance — and how they may explain her current mental state

US: What in Britney Spears’ childhood led her to where she is now?

DP: It's how her father treated her, it's the divorce and it’s the genetics.

US: How would her father’s substance abuse affect Britney?

DP: At least 60% of addiction is accounted for on the basis of genetics. I've never treated an addict that didn't have a family history of the disease. You have to inherit it from somewhere. We know that she is a drug addict because she's been admitted to a treatment center. You can't be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction.

US: A person can’t be accepted for post-partum depression?

DP: If you go to a psychiatric hospital for post-partum depression, you go to the psychiatric hospital, you don't go to the chemical dependency program. She is a drug addict. It is an indisputable point. And she has a parent with an addiction. Just by having a parent with addiction puts you at about a 50% risk for having your own addiction problem. But, just because you have a genetic heritage doesn't mean you're going to get an addiction. A childhood trauma, physical abuse, sexual abuse, abandonment, will also propel a person towards full-blown addiction.

US: What about the fact that she became an international star at such a young age?

DP: Her mental health has almost nothing to do with her career. Fame hinders getting to her now. It is hard to get through the sycophants who are enabling her and be able to find people around Britney who are willing to potentially sacrifice either their salary or their access to her by bringing her into treatment. That's the core problem. That is what is putting her in danger. That is what killed Anna Nicole Smith. She had people around her who didn't step up and say you need to get treatment!

US: We found out that her paternal grandmother committed suicide at the age of 31 because she was depressed for years after the death of her baby. Could that mean anything?

DP: It means that there is a long history of serious mental illness in the family. Britney is behaving very bizarrely, she has been admitted to a chemical dependency program, she has a stressful career, she's divorced, she has childcare demands, and she is in denial and is paranoid. She has a mom with the proxy relationship and a dad with drug addiction and alcohol problems. When you add that up you get the recipe for where she is today.

US: Is it her parents who should help her?

DP: Generally you want to bring the family in. You want to treat the family too. You want the family to support the recovery. You'll be amazed how people in the family start out looking like villains until you realize all the different layers to the situation. How the addict treats the family members can make people act in strange ways. I would urge everyone to not point fingers, there are no evil people here; they're all just trying to live their lives.

US: What about the effects from Britney being sexually active from age 14, dressing provocatively, losing her virginity, and yet maintaining this image of purity and virginity?

DP: I have seen many cases of young girls who have been prematurely sexualized in one fashion or another who try to recapture their virginity. They claim that the abuse doesn't count, "I'm a virgin now." I see that quite a bit.

US: Would this change her identity? She pretty much had to make those claims, because her managers were telling her not to talk about her boyfriend, all the while dressing her up provocatively for the public.

DP: Her life was a media event. Her needs were subjugated for her career and that is part of the problem here.

US: Court documents indicate that her father cheated on her mother and Britney allegedly cheated on Justin, did she learn that from her parents?

DP: It would be hard to learn to value sacredness in marriage with that as an example. But, if you want the moment in her life when it started to unravel, it was when she got involved with Kevin Federline. The crazy thing about the human is that traumatic experiences in childhood get repeated as attractions in our adult life. We are attracted romantically to that very kind of person that was so terrorizing to us in childhood. It's a crazy mechanism. So Dad and Kevin are the same guy.

US: She has said that all she wanted was to be a mother and be married. What happened?

DP: Those kinds of drives you can't be taught, you have to have a deep motivational desire. The problem was that the attraction that she was following was distorted by her childhood.

US: She has also said she wants to be a waitress or a school teacher. Would you send your kids to school where Britney Spears was the teacher?

DP: If she had been treated successfully first absolutely. You'd see a brand new person; she'd be incredible. But she needs a lot of treatment. She needs time, time, time and a high degree of structure. She is just not interested, people are trying to get her into treatment and she won't go.

US: One thing we’ve seen Britney is that she has arrested social development. Do you agree?

DP: She's sort of our next Michael Jackson. It's understandable that developmentally they don't have the usual skills. She doesn't have the usual responsibility; she doesn't understand the coping strategies of an adult.

US: And how is she going to teach her children? Or say no to them?

DP: She won't. It's grandiose thinking: “That's how I was raised and that is how my kids are going to be raised.” It's not a good thing.

US: What can be done for Britney? Is she permanently damaged?

DP: She can be treated. She is not an untreatable situation, but she needs to go away and drop out of sight and focus on her sobriety for at least nine months.

US: Can she leave her kids?

DP: The kids can be brought into the process. But, for at least 30 days she is going to be mostly away from the kids. Then, for another six months or so, she can be in an intensive environment. It's going to take a long time.

US: How much of this dysfunction did Britney create herself and how much of it is a product of her life and upbringing?

DP: Yes, the circumstances in her life and her genetics have contributed to where she is today. There was no sinister plot to make her this way. Now she needs to change and that is where you have to hold her accountable, particularly because she has children. An adult shouldn’t be blaming anyone other than themselves. She can get better, she just doesn’t want to.



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY’S “Blackout” has tanked big time!

Just one month ago, Britney fans were drying their mascara-stained cheeks: Blackout was hitting the shelves and it looked as though hope for our head-shaving, child-neglecting, drug addict pop tart was here in the form of 12 dirty dance tracks.

But it seems as though hope of a comeback has dried up completely like yesterday's double-whip frappucino. Blackout, as TMZ.com so succinctly put it, is "officially a total and utter flop." After a month -- and despite constant video rotation of Brit's dubious poll dancing "talents" -- a mere 430,000 copies of the record have been sold, and its status on the charts is shaky at best. As of Friday (Nov. 23) morning, ol' Brit was tucked away at the No. 23 spot on the Billboard 200. The record, her first since 2003's In The Zone, nose-dived from the No. 7 spot last week. On Amazon.com, Blackout is hidden at No. 59, but it clings to a modest No. 13 on iTunes.

The release of her new single, "Piece of Me," is failing to generate any new heat for the record, reports Fox News. The song is only at the 37th most downloadable single spot on iTunes.
Despite mixed reviews, Blackout made a semi-warm debut on the charts. Its first-day sales, according to Nielsen SoundScan, were 124,000 units, and Billboard had expected first-week sales to range between 330,000 - 350,000! but it did not do so, it only sold 290,000 units total, and many of those were multiple buys by her die-hard fans. Still, those numbers are nothing compared to Spears' "not so innocent" days. Her first two albums moved more than 20 million copies. Her last record of original material, In the Zone, which also sold a none-too-shabby 10 million-plus, managed to dwarf Blackout's total sales in its first week with 609,000 units sold. Looks like Britney’s career truly is over!



Posted by: Anonymous

A treatment center can treat symptoms... aka drug addiction... causes are of secondary concern when they're pulling in the kind of dough they are



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY’S “Blackout" is now officially a total and utter flop. It has sold a total of 390,000 copies after almost a full month of release, reports FOX News, and it's going nowhere fast, the sales have now completely stopped. Consider that each of Brit's first three albums sold north of 10 million units (and the first two – more than 20 mil), and that the fourth, "In the Zone," sold more than 609,000 in its first week! Britney's getting' dinged hard, y'all. She is still going down hard, and now is a failure and completely over!



Posted by: Anonymous

KEVIN has been working! He has done a lot of spots on TV shows and commercials which he has been paid a lot for, including the one for the supper bowl (he was paid six digits for that one alone). He was also paid for his part in the Chaotic series. Husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends usually help each other get parts in the industry so Kevin did not do anything wrong with that either. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS THIS, IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED AND KEVIN HAD BEEN THE FAMOUS ONE, AND BRITNEY WAS THE ONE WITH THE BABIES, THEN NO ONE WOULD BE SAYING ANYTHING. If women want equal rights, then it's time they support the husband, especially when HE has the babies. What is fair is fair. Men can now ask for alimony and get child support from a woman. Also, Kevin has the babies almost all the time now because Britney was such an idiot and lost them. So Britney should pay Kevin since she is NOT taking care of those babies but just wants to party all the time, do photo opps, and go crazy. SHE DOES NOT WANT THOSE BABIES PLAIN AND SIMPLE. So Kevin has every right to get child support from a lousy mother like that. What is fair for the woman is now fair for the man. Women have been living off of men for thousands of years. Now men can do the same when it comes to child support. It is about the babies at this point and NOT about Kevin. Britney created this situation by asking Kevin to marry her only a few days or so after meeting him. She then pushes for a wedding shortly after that, she bought the ring, she bought everything for the wedding (after the whole world told her not to do it, including her fans). She gave the world the finger and married him anyway. Then SHE decides to have 2 babies back to back even though everyone told her to wait. Then she says, "having babies is the closest thing to GOD". Now she just can’t stand them and dose not want them. She also did this with Jason Alexander just a few months before in Vegas (the 55-hour marriage that her family tried to stop and did). Britney is compulsive “and only cares about herself”. BRITNEY CREATED THIS MESS HERSELF OUT OF HER OWN GREED AND HATE AND SELFISHNESS. Kevin is now the better parent by far! Now Britney has abandoned her babies so she can party and screw lots of strange men instead of finding one good guy and being a real mother. So Kevin is NOT doing anything wrong. Britney deserves to lose ALL of her money, and you know she will.



Posted by: Stop talking shit about Britney everybody!

2:26,
If she made you happy and she made you feel good and inspired you, us, me too.
Why can't u show a little understanding when she breaks down and have a life-crises???
We should help her with words instead of mob her.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:35 Pm.

You give sympathy to someone that desrves it. You don't give it to an egotistical selfish person that IS hurting people everyday, including her children you dumb fuck. Brintey is causing her own problems from her selfishness. She deserves all the pain she is getting and more.

And most important, she does NOT want help. She belives she is above the law and is better then averyone. She needs to be pulled down and hard. And that is exactly what is happeining to her, and the world loves it. There is nothing you can do to stop it, lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

Word don't work on Brintey. Everyone in the world has tried words on her for years. Words of love, addmiration, warning etc. She just loves to be bad and hate on everyone. So now Karma has caught up with her and she is paying big time. Her fault, not ours!



Posted by: Mobster

We should help her with words instead of mob her.
Posted by: Stop talking shit about Britney everybody!
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Here are the words, "BRITNEY SPEARS GET HELP!"



Posted by: Anonymous

Why the hell is someone, or many people, cutting and pasting posts from ages ago on other blogs? If I read the rant before, I don't need to again, especially the weak ass ones that keep getting regurgitated onto here again!



Posted by: Anonymous

X17. That is the point though. Britney should NOT be happy. Her "happiness" and running around with new boyfriends and partying only shows that she is very out of touch with reality and does not want her babies back and that she is very irresponsible. She has lost her babies and can only see them with a court appointed monitor. She now can't even drive with them in the car. She is losing in every way in life. She has a major drug and alcohol problem (and has missed 8 of her 16 drug tests). Her family are all gone and all the good friends she had years ago. She now only hangs with losers and users like Sam Lufti and Alli Sims. The industry now considers her a joke, as does the whole planet. Almost all her fans have gone. The few that are left that keep saying she has millions of fans left are lying. Her last CD has bombed and is not even in the top 20 now and it has only been out about two weeks. Blackout has only sold around 300,000 (for Britney that is quite awful). And out of those sales, many where multiple buys by her fans to help push up the statistics. And Jive also has bout a lot of them to push up the statistics. If she had millions of fans left, then she would have sold millions of this CD already like she did with her past ones. Her CD won't even reach the million mark a year from now. But most important, she is about to lose her babies completely if she continues being the way she is. So her "being happy" only shows that she does not care about her babies or herself in reality. Any real person or mother would be devastated right now. They would be doing anything and everything to get their babies back that they love so much. They would not be driving around doing photo opps everyday, and disobeying the judges orders almost all the time, or hanging with major losers like Sam Lufti (who will take her to the cleaners like all the other guys and women she picks out to hang with). She is on a self-destruct and simply does not care about herself or her life or her babies. That is why she is smiling like that in the picture above. It is because she really does not care about anything. And when someone has reached that level, it's not long before the lights go out for them. Your acting like everything is alright for her and that she is fine because she is "smiling" is just crazy. That is a psychotic and delusional smile by a crazy person who is dying. She is dying while you (X17) enable her and use her for your hits on this site to make yourselves money, just like the other idiots that use Britney. The problem is that Britney is such a waste now that it's still her fault that all of this is happening to her. She is the one that is so hateful and immature. She is the one that is using others and has for years. She is the one with all the problems, which she created herself. I, and most of the people in the world have no sympathy for someone that abuses and neglects their own children. So I guess, you (X17) and Britney are both pure shit, hope both of you rot in hell for eternity!



Posted by: Anonymous

BLAH BLAH BLAH



Posted by: Anonymous

STOP CUTTING AND PASTING THOSE HELLA LONG POSTS FROM AGES AGO! it's getting really annoying! I don't want to reread your garbage~!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:41

If you don't like it, then go somewhere else asshole!



Posted by: Anonymous

2:43

No one reads any of yours either, lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lawyer: Spears will suffer consequences for skipping deposition

Mark Vincent Kaplan, who represents Kevin Federline in the custody battle over the couple's two toddlers, said he would be back in court within a month to ask for sanctions.

"I think she probably got over her anxiety," Kaplan said. "This can be done with her active participation or without it."

Kaplan said he had not heard of Spears suffering from anxiety attacks before Wednesday's deposition.

"If the paparazzi are causing anxiety, I would assume that's something she's had to deal with most of her life," he said. "So I don't know why it happened to coincide with the deposition."

Kaplan said he would file papers asking the court to impose sanctions on Spears before the next scheduled court date in the case on Jan. 23.

Judges often impose monetary sanctions, including attorney fees, said Professor Charlotte Goldberg, who teaches family law at Loyola Law School.
"There is always the possibility of (holding Spears in) contempt of court," Goldberg said. "After a certain point, when it's repeated behavior, courts become skeptical about that kind of excuse."



Posted by: Anonymous

I shouldn't have to, people should have more than one brain cell to work with and therefore be able to post original thoughts not recycled garbage!



Posted by: Anonymous

Well of course her anxiety coincided with the depo, she was anxious as all hell about what Kaplan was going to do to her!



Posted by: Visual Artist

ATTENTION POSTERS:

Remember, white space is your friend.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:44 Odd, to respond, you would have had to have read my post! LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

2:38 - its called DENIAL. not being above the law, or not wanting help, it is called she is mentally disrupted. I dont think Britney would Not want help, I think it is hard for her to accept the help, because she doesnt realize she is so bad.



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!! Woooooot! Only 11 more sleeps!



Posted by: Sa

Britney's a slutty junkie and there's no disputing that fact, whether or not people cut and paste. LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

I think 2:50 is right. I think if she could objectively look at herself she would be as horrified as the rest of us. But she can't, she's caught up in herself. Hopefully one day she will wake up. Hopefully her boys are still young when she does.



Posted by: Anonymous

its been not ben offered



Posted by: Anonymous

2:51 - Thank for for a happy post!



Posted by: Mark Vincent Kaplan

Britney is her own worst enemy. She thought she could bail again and get away with it. You can't not do something just because you don't want to, or think you don't have to. Now she will pay the consequences of her actions.



Posted by: Anonymous

The cut and paste option and failure to produce even and inkling of original thought only serves to prove the absolute lack of thought put into these, and many 'hater' posts. The words they use to describe Brit only further that purpose. Don't use mean names, don't use swears, and don't project hate. If you can do those three things, you can say all you want and come across as having a respectable opinion no matter which side of the fence you sit on.



Posted by: A woman

2:35 first,
Of course it's fair that she pays childsupport to Kevin. She can't take care of them by herself like so many men was/is not able to in this world. (My father did not want me, my 2 sisters, he did never asked for custody, just paid money.
Nobody complaind him for that.)



Posted by: Good enough for you?

Britney failed to comply with court ordered drug testing and seems to fear using the shower, is this a water phobia perhaps? Britney is not allowed to visit her children without a monitor. She refused to rehearse for the VMA's and we were all privy to the wonderful results of that. Both professionally and privately things have gone awry and it is becoming increasingly difficult to offer any respect for this former 'pop icon'.



Posted by: Projectionist

Good points for both fans and haters alike, 2:56 PM



Posted by: A woman

2:35 first,
Of course it's fair that she pays childsupport to Kevin. She can't take care of them by herself like so many men was/is not able to in this world. (My father did not want me, my 2 sisters, he did never asked for custody, just paid money.
Nobody complaind him for that.)



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

SPOOFING the birth of baby jesus is just wrong...

...& to have shitney spears play the virgin mother is just asking to go to hell!!



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious
Love :)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

ETs , spirits?
Powerless stinking , dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey Sunnyday, how about giving a real opinion of the situation for a change?



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

what u mean?



Posted by: A woman

2:50,
I think so too.
In a few years she probably accept it or get forced to it.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Tell us what you think about Britney playing the Virgin Mary, or an opinion about why she didn't show up for the deposition. I'm interested in what you think. Are you a fan or a hater? You never really say.



Posted by: lance

We'll cast me as the J-man. The main scene of the story is when I
find out God actually wanted me born 20 years later, so I try to stuff
myself back into Britney's vagina face first.



Posted by: A woman

She was anxtious about meeting Kaplan. He's a man of experience.



Posted by: Anonymous

all you people posting paragraphs about Britney spears are so pathetic and sick yourself's. You say you hate her and call her nasty names, yet you know so much about her GOSSIP RAG MAG filled life. You Live for the rag mags and cheap smut papers, you post on here day after day, Your anger is hilarious, because its all about Britney Spears. You write essays on Britney and what she does with her RICH FAMOUS LIFE. You know what it is of no importance to your Life. So WHY do it. Why sit on here giving her a hundred posts. You are so sick and more crazy than Britney spears will ever be.



Posted by: Anonymous

3:20
Nah, it's entertainment. Glad you could join us. lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Breaking! The love affair between the Four Seasons and Brit Brit is over. Brit Brit cheated on the FS by staying at Raffles L'hermitage in Beverly Hills last night. CHEATER! Somebody call the FS and make sure they are ok. Break-ups can be hard. They might need a shoulder to cry on. Yeah right, they are probably doing the jig this morning.

Last night, Britney kept her regular routine of going to a gas station, buying ciggies and then heading to a hotel. The Four Seasons probably got sick of her crackhead shenanigans. Imagine the way she leaves a hotel room. She probably wips her ass with bath towels. You know she does.

In other BS news! TMZ reports that KFed's lawyer is really going to give it to Brit for showing up to her depo. He's reportedly going to ask The Commish to ban Britney from requesting anymore changes to her current custody situation. This is the 4th time she's no-showed, so he could ask her to be held in contempt and to pay KFed's lawyers fees.

dlisted



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney also deserved her own money.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

3.07
Thanks for your question.
Plaing Mother Mary in commedy moovie?
Mother Mary is for me symbol of goodness, simplicity nameless goodnes. Highest value ever. Value which schould never been f with. U can f with Jesus name c there is many Jesus as people belive in. Me I give a shit abt him. He was just messanger , if...?
Britney is manipulated all the time by her spiritual anemies to do things humiliating the values which she came to Earth to stand for , the soul...
Hope she wont do that , however she is stupid or shamelessaccording to her actions.:( She didnt go to deposition because she is empty for light and she knows that kaplans team would use spirits against her making her crazy.She wont get mor light because she misuse it and waist it in astral.
If I am her fan? Not fan of her music. I support her spiritualy because she is one of those who were cruel misused . She is somebody who regains he status of human being.Anfortunately her naive mind is not catching that proces :(
Much Love and ask more if you wish
Love
M bad typer;)



Posted by: Anonymous

3:22,
what if the joke was on you and almost everybody mobbed you?



Posted by: L

Sunnyday, I think the INDUSTRY manipulated her to act as sexy as possible.
Nice to hear your opinion. Glad u support her.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks Britney forhaving improved your language.
Thanks Britney for not doing astral.

no IMPROVEMENT no LIGHT...

Love:)



Posted by: Anonymous

Sunnyday, I actually understand and agree on a lot of what you said. Thanks.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is following right in Anna Nicole's footsteps. Anna's movie "Illegal Aliens" came out in the Bahamas the other day and went straight to DVD here. It is the most horrendous piece of drivel I ever saw.

Britney TRIED to act once. Memba Crossroads? Nah, who would? It sucked ass.

I hope she does it. Just making her look 19 will be a stretch.



Posted by: Shit Reviewer... Piece of Me

Jive payed top dollar for this video to make up for the fact that the first video, which seems to be entirely Brit’s idea, offended her fans so much. It’s very convenient that Brit suddenly developed an intense anxiety of the papz two days before her video about them premiered. This girl sacrificed fighting for her children just to kick up controversy to promote a song which was preyty much DOA. Are you listening, fantards? Your plastic idol gave KFed another reason to permanently take the children from her just to make you interested in this video. That’s what kind of a self seeking, selfish brat she is. And all the little games Jive is playing, “OH make a video for us,” “Oh, you can be on the cover,” “oh they’ll be fireworks and a premier on 20/20 and this video is still just eeking it’s way up one musical chart, while falling off another, while failing to appear on others. If she is so great, then why does she have to try so hard for such dismal results? It’s because anyone who cares about this song already owns it on CD, and no one else cares to buy it or request it on the radio. It’s because the frenzy of expectation that catapulted Gimme Less to the top of the charts has dissapated once her fans saw that the released tracks were worse than the leaked tracks, and that their idol is too busy shopping and getting drunk to care about promoting this video. The highest this thing has gotten is what…#20. Not likely to get much higher. Not to mention that this video was also supposed to make more people go out and buy her flop of an album which now sits at #51 on billboard. If she really deserved a #1 premiere, then she wouldn’t be sitting at #51 this week, certain to fall completely off the charts once Christmas is over. Again, if Brit was anything other than a has-been, Jive wouldn’t have to try this hard. It would already have been a top ten hit. Again, if Brit was anything other than a has-been, Jive wouldn’t have to try this hard. It would already have been a top ten hit.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks

3.41
Yes "industry"...
Yes I do something...
Hope that her mind will catch with normal people and she once be able to clean that allllll mess she livs behind. Wish her the best but I will not cry after her if she loose. It is her life , her chance to do something for this world and for herself.So far she didnt do any good :(
Realy wonder who could aprove this kind of incarnation???

Love :)



Posted by: Shit Reviewer...Piece of Me

Again, if Brit was anything other than a has-been, Jive wouldn’t have to try this hard. It would already have been a top ten hit.



Posted by: Anonymous

FUCKING DO IT BRIT!!!! that would be the best EVER!!!!



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Posted by: Cat

britney, I always like you its because I know you are so wonderful and beautiful person inside out there's nothing to doubt on that,since before and now it shows how sweet person you are inspite of many trials in Life. You'll be Still.
People Loves you here in Asia



Posted by: kikeay

B is a smart woman if she is not chic,as if she has a blog on "wealthykiss.com"they say there are so many her old pictures ,but i ma not sure.



Posted by: Anonymous

People earlier were saying that this photo of her was really old and that she looks really pretty. This photo was from December 6th when she "lashed out" at the paps. I don't think a little over the week ruined her so either she's still pretty or she's not pretty in the photo above.



Posted by: Anonymous

They changed to pic, 5:44, it used to be one from 2004 when all the pretty comments were made. She is still pretty, but she doesn't do a lot to let that shine through.



Posted by: EA

Wow, Sunnyday speaks! (I mean "speaks" as in "something OTHER than 'astral life' 'cheep cheep', 'stinking sh!t', et al)

I think I owe my husband five bucks. I had bet that Sunnyday was a "bot", just something collecting email addresses to send "male enhancement" spam email to, LOL

Anyway...onto the whole "Britney as the Blessed Virgin" thing. Well. Hm. Oh-kay. I guess...this is my take on it:
The Bible says that we'll know not the "day nor the hour" of Jesus' return to this earth; the time when He will bring His faithful to heaven. HOWEVER...
I think it's safe to say that the premiere of this bastard of a film is when He'll take His return...to send the studio heads straight to HELL!

Seriously...even in a "satirical" version of the Christ child's birth...a woman who, despite having literally all the money in the world for the BEST legal help money could POSSIBLY buy, still could not retain even fifty fifty custody of her children, not even allowed to spend one solitary MOMENT alone with them, or even drive them around. Someone who has caused BOTH of her children fairly serious physical harm due to her carelessness and vanity (fractured skulls, faces sunburnt so badly [-because Mommy NEEDS the top down to get her pit'cher taken, boo-boos!-] their FATHER had to get PRESCRIPTION ointment for them, atrophied muscles from leaving them in playpens and carseats ALL the time, etc)

Someone who screeches the F word more than most people say "hello", and someone who flashes her underwear-less private bits in public as often as most people CHANGE their undies (ie "every day") and even though I COULD go on and ON, finally...someone who cares so little about even making a good-faith try for custody restoration that she refuses to attend a deposition when she KNOWS she will eventually LOSE even the scant visitation she has if she refuses to participate. OH- I have to add one more-- someone who has SO LITTLE respect for the court and the law that after the commish told her on Friday "if you drive with your children again before obtaining a valid California state driver license, I *WILL* revoke your visitation" not only drove her children withing HOURS, but did so while speeding, running red lights, stop signs, and driving so erratically that the court-mandated Britney-sitter was literally praying for safety and strength.

THAT IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THEY WANT TO PLAY THE BLESSED VIRGIN, the earthly mother of Jesus, Savior of the world?

I *know* a Britiot came up with THAT plan.

I mean, it's one thing to ask sixteen-year-old OSCAR NOMINATED Keisha Castle-Hughes to play Mary...but BRITNEY? Sweet Jesus (no pun), I HOPE that never comes to pass.

Even IF they do decide to take the kiss-of-movie-death and actually HIRE Britney, she will be a late arrival/no show so often and early in the shoot that they will realize "Britney as Mary" should have been titled as a concept "Hey! Let's hemorrhage MONEY!". Just like Jive is about to dump her now that her album contract has expired...and just like Elizabeth Arden has gone "THANK YOU LORD!!!!!!!!" that her 3-scent perfume contract is done, they will quickly realize that it was THE worst mistake they ever made.

Personally, I think they wanted a good way to generate publicity for would have otherwise been a low-buzz movie...and damn, they DID come up with a HELL of an idea. It's a win/win NOW...if they DO hire Britney, people will watch it (like they did the VMAs) to see how hideous the performance is...and if they DON'T hire her or they DO and have to fire her (for boozing and meth-ing it up on set, etc) then people will want to see "the movie that Britney screwed over". Even though people are saying "HOW STUPID! They want BRITNEY?!?"...as far as advertising/buzz goes...I have to give credit where it's due and say "freakin' GENIUS".



Posted by: Anonymous

That bitch knows as much about being an innocent virgin as I know about brain surgery.



Posted by: Anonymous

I have to post just to try to read the last of EA's rant... it stretches past the page!!! lol it'll be worth it i'm sure



Posted by: EA

Anon- sorry, LOL...I type 90wpm so I tend to talk WAY too much, as for me it just takes a couple of minutes to "say".

FYI, Firefox does that with posts that scroll past the timestamp line...apparently Britney doesn't pay X-17 QUITE enough to get someone to make their code x-browser compatible.

IF you read the comments portion of the site in Internet Explorer, it ususally DOES display the whole thing, though.

However, this is a double edged sword...see, those people who post "BRITNEY BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER BLACKOUT NUMBER 1 BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!" nine hundred freaking THOUSAND times junk up the forum and instead of being cut off by the timestamp line, you have to scroll through alllll the total ca-rap.

Just FYI for anyone wondering. Happy trails, all : )



Posted by: EA

Anon- sorry, LOL...I type 90wpm so I tend to talk WAY too much, as for me it just takes a couple of minutes to "say".

FYI, Firefox does that with posts that scroll past the timestamp line...apparently Britney doesn't pay X-17 QUITE enough to get someone to make their code x-browser compatible.

IF you read the comments portion of the site in Internet Explorer, it ususally DOES display the whole thing, though.

However, this is a double edged sword...see, those people who post "BRITNEY BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER BLACKOUT NUMBER 1 BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!" nine hundred freaking THOUSAND times junk up the forum and instead of being cut off by the timestamp line, you have to scroll through alllll the total ca-rap.

Just FYI for anyone wondering. Happy trails, all : )



Posted by: Anonymous

THIS PIC IS JUST OVER 1 WK OLD DUMBASSES. IS THAT A BIRD ON THAT HAT. GET OUT OF HERE.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah, I'd rather cut and paste the few too long entries than run on explorer.. its way too buggy..and now that I know the endless pastes of BRITNEY I LOOOOVEE YEEEEEWWWWWWOOOOOOO! would go on ever longer, I am even more certain firefox cut and paste is for me



Posted by: Anonymous

1:16, 1:24 (1st one)
Wow you sound like your mentally in overload yourself. haha. all I can say is WOW.



Posted by: Anonymous

I would cast her...SHE IS A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

damn! that piece of me video is awesome.....SHE's BACK!



Posted by: Anonymous

YIKES! SUNNYDAY IS SOOOOOOOO PERVERTED!!!



Posted by: EA

8:48PM...HOW do you go about that, exactly...?

I *hate* running Explorer. I usually only do it to check my own posts for errors, since I type very quickly (90wpm) but am also legally blind (makes for a lot of typos gone unchecked sometimes) but sometimes I find one I'd like to finish reading and it's such a hassle to open IE, cut/paste the URL, wait an interminable time for it to load (I have Verizon wireless broadband on my laptop, but I live way out in the country so the best connection I can get is 50% speed of "normal" broadband which isn't THAT great to to begin with...I want cable SO bad but I am 12 effing FEET from the "cutoff" line and have tried everything from begging to bribing and those ba$tards at TimeWarner won't let me have RoadRunner) etc etc etc.

I have tried to copy/paste posts in FF, but it won't let me "copy" anything past the timestamp line. I would be interesting in knowing how to do this.



Posted by: Anonymous

EA I hope you get this, I don't know if you're going to check this post again, maybe I'll post this in the other Britney one too just so you know how: Highlight the last word of the text you can see, and then drag the mouse down to the bottom of the screen (especially if it is a looooong post lol), then you have to copy it using the tool bar at the top of the screen, just click edit and copy up there and it will let you. It won't let you do it just with the mouse functions. Then you can put the cursor in the text box and use the tool bar to paste. VOILA! It works instantaneously and shouldn't depend on your browser speed. And don't worry, you seldom have any typo's, I read most of your posts b/c they're AWESOME!!



Posted by: EA

8:12, I don't know if YOU saw MY other post, but I just wanted to say THANK YOU so very much for going the extra mile. I sincerely appreciate it, along with your kind comments. Have a great weekend!



Posted by: Angela

she'll be great for that role, cause she'll leave baby Jesus to be raised by daddy Joeseph, while she goes out and rides her mule all over Nazereth like a fuckin hurricane! then she'll lose custody of baby Jesus and he will grow up to be a jew rapper yo!

Haha that was good shit. Yes, let her be the virgin mary hahahaha. The catholics are gonna go nuts, YAY.



Posted by: Jesus

well britney spears wasnt my mother but neither was mary.



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