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How To Be A Pop Star (Like Britney Spears)!
Posted on Sun Nov 2, 2008 03:10 PM PDT

Step 1: Make a stop at Starbucks, natch.

Step 2: Show off your fine figure.

And Step 3: Always walk like you're walking a runway.
Work it, girl!
Just another day in the life of our girl Brit!
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SEE MORE:
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Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
Britney, Ke$ha And Nicki Minaj Team Up For "Till The World Ends" Remix - Apr 25, 2011
Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011




























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ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
Step 4
Have your hair super messy and not care about your looks
Why? Because you are Britney and you show by example to the world that it doesnt matter how you look as long as you are the person you are.
Great Self-Development guru!
Oh Yeah Starbucks good stuff she deserves it you go girl
My soul , my inner light , that fragile innocent child in me .
My smile , my shining eyes , that goodness in me .
So Precious.
Worth to live for .
Worth to care for .
So joyful to experience it.
Love :)
Step 5
Tattoos...
Step 6
Cigarets...
How to be a Pop Star (like Britney Spears)
1) Abandon your children. Spend time with them for photo ops and to make people think you care about them so they'll buy your CD.
2) Flaunt greasy, disheveled hair, prominent acne and vacant expression.
3) Whisper sing your way to a pity award.
4) Think for even one single moment that people are going to embrace your music, except 14 year olds. But, your family doesn't care, as long as they can keep spending.
5) No thanks. I'll be a Super Star Mom instead.
Smart post x17 ;)
Love :)
POP star, in her dreams. More like no class white trash skank HO with greazie hair saggy tits and zits! Nasty has been and never will be!
I really like Britney...but...that hair...what about some water and shampoo???
Brit stop being a b*tch and get a new pair of shoes. Your bodyguards don't want to be smelling those funky feet all the time.
Use extraterestial support.
Aliens , faires.
However it works only on short run and has its high spiritual price .
Britney is sad example of it.
Retire honey or more tears and bankrupcy are to come...
Love :)
Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins .
No Thanks!
Love :)
Forget a true friend
4:10 Don't blame her for that, she is a Spears by blood. They wouldn't give a shit about even someone who was the closest, ask her dad
Sam, is that you?
Probably has Aids. Cannot perform personal daily hygiene. Has no real friends unless their on the payroll. Still posing for the Paps. Still makes phoney music. Still has a babysitter, now for life. Awesome! If only I were her.
she wants to make a comeback and she goes out looking like this? I mean the outfit is ok but she needs new shoes and she needs to freaking wash her hair!!! it looks nasty, girl u gotta care about your looks if u want people to like u again!!
I wonder what Sam has been doing since Jan. 2008.
Oh please! She doesn't have to look flawless everytime she leaves the house.. she is a human- her leaving the house less than perfect just makes her fans love her even more- atleast she doesn't need to have 10-15lb of makeup on everytime she leaves the house like Christina.. she isn't perfect, some people can accept that most people just aren't.. they can pretend all they want but NO ONE is perfect.. her imperfections may be worse than other's but at the end of the day she's still human and 4:27 in order to make a comeback one does not have to look like a frikkin model going to starbucks, she isn't doing anything for her record, she isn't promoting anything, so why the heck should she have to dress up and worry about what any of you assholes think everytime she leaves the frikkin house... even when she looks like a million dollars, you find something to judge/criticize her on.. it isn't worth anyone's time to try to impress people who will never be impressed, is it?
you guys are pathetic...why would she waste her time getting ready when she is getting coffee?? Like you guys have your hair and make-up done everytime you go out, give me a break!
I love you Britney, you are looking very thin
Are you the same xoxo that jglad spoke about?
She has worn the same nasty shoes for months now - every day. I'm guessing no one can pry them off her hooves.
Britney obviously HATES to take baths or showers. Wonder if Daddy has to give her monthly baths?
omg.... how much longer can she own those shoes!
You guys are so sarcastic. She looks like a man. And a 48 year old man at that.
She's lost all that weight, and her body looks much better. BUT.... her head and neck are still HUGE! Way too big for the rest of her body. Makes her look like a silly caricature!
She's so ugly and haggard looking in the face.
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
No daily Charredbucks and pap preening = temper tantrum fit aimed at Jamie.
Good for her for wearing those shoes often. Materialism sucks. Did you see Paris Hilton's shoe closet? OMG, who needs that many shoes. I know if you have money you can spend what you want on whatever you want, but there comes a point when a thousand pairs of shoes is a little too much. What fun is that that you can only wear a pair once a year or less. It's just not right. Thanks Brit for being so-called normal. I like the fact that she does what she wants without worrying about how she looks. She's not vain like the rest of them. Oh, BTW, there must be a lot of beautiful people posting on here without any flaws. Beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside!!!!
I agree she has aged really badly.
Same Brown Boots of Death/(F)Ughs/Brown Mules of Death probably means she's OCD as well! Happy, functional people are not the one with possibly life long conservatorships.
Step 4: Insert index finger deeply to back of throat and vomit up the Starbucks to maintain newly svelte figure because we know that redneck ain't doin' it through proper diet and exercise!
Insane in the membrane (Insane in the brain! )
Insane in the membrane (insane in the Brain! )
Insane in the membrane (crazy insane got no brain! )
Insane in the membrane (insane in the Brain! )
Insane in the brain in the brain (it's because I'm loco)
Insane in the Brain in the brain (it's because I'm loco)
Insane in the brain in the brain (insane) it's because I'm loco
Insane in the Brain
4:43 2 I saw it too.
I agree di, 5:26.
Crazy insane got no brain!
Britney is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. She is worthless.
Maby she's NOT that glad over the permanent c-ship?
Is it only financially? Or physical too?
M
Nobody is worthless.
Very well said 6:04!
The real step one is supposed to be "appeal to the biggest retards in the world". Obama's figured it out as well. Without that step, there is no fame for the other steps.
Is she as fragile as her dad says she is? If so, I really wish the paps would back off a little.
Shitney's already a loser and come Tuesday, you can add McCain's name to that list too!
6:27 You have no idea how offensive the word "retard" is to some of the women on this board. Think about Sarah Palin's baby boy and the mothers on this board who may have a child or family member with Down syndrome. Please stop using that offensive word and find another way to express yourself!
She can't be that ill if Jamie S. let her do a video like Womanizer. He's the one who should protect her from being naked!!!
Free Britney! Dec 31.
I don't belive this is a permanent c-shit!
Free Britney! Dec 31.
I don't believe this is a permanent c-shit!
As to fragile, I'm not talking about being dressed or undressed. I don't care if she's naked or not. I'm not jealous of her.
I'm talking about the shouting, shoving mass of morons armed with cameras. I wish they'd back off a little.
CAN'T YOU PEOPLE FIND A POLITICAL BLOG TO SPEW YOUR VENOM ON???? JESUS CHRIST - THIS IS A CELEBRITY ENTERTAINMENT SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand how some people can find humor in someone else's mental condition. That's gonna bring some really bad karma on some people. Real bad.
6:39 If mental health were a strict prerequisite to use nudity in art, Vincent Van Gogh and other mentally ill, world renowned artists would have been stoned to death by the masses in the town square. Lets not start with Britney Spears, shall we?!
The same person or people keep saying that Britney is ugly every single day. Yet they keep re-visiting this site and articles about Britney. Strange.
Oh I seriously hope you are not trying to compare Britney Spears to Van Gogh! That would be the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day!
Is anyone here a Hindu, Buddhist, Jain or Sikh?
she looks so good and her body is hot
Oh seriously? :/
I did not compare them. I said mental health is not a strict prerequisite to use nudity in art.
Just making sure! That's why I asked.
That's fine. I could have used a less well know mentally ill artist but I thought most of these poster would have at least have heard the name Vincent Van Gogh and would understand the point.
"known"
You can really see why the c-ship was extended indefinitely when you look at these pictures of Shitney. She appears unkempt, dirty, and unfocused. If she's unable to care for her own personal hygiene, someone should do it for her: wash her hair, scrub her face and dress her in more becoming, stylish outfits. She can't take care of herself, so it's evident that she'd be unable to tend to two small children. She needs to get out of the public eye and try to straighten her life out, if possible. Now that she has permanent 24/7 BABYSITTERS, there's no reason to alter her egocentric existence. Shitney is a useless piece of human garbage.
Well I doubt her being nude in a video will help her case out one bit. It probably won't even be brought up, but it certainly won't help.
Ignore the extra "have" in that horrible sentence!
Don't give a crap about typos, as long as it's not some fool playing typo nazi when they don't even know the difference between you're and your. That happens way too much!
7:11 Is it safe to assume you are talking about a future custody case?
Shitney looks disgusting as hell. This bitch still looks like a fat slob everyday. gross
typo nazi
Very funny name! I know what you mean. Sometimes I post before spell checking. It's a blog not something important.
Custody, c-ship......same diff. I doubt a court is going to be jumping through hoops to give her anything more than visitations when she isn't even responsible for herself. And since she at least tacitly agreed to the extension, I doubt this will change anytime soon. Talking about going on tour probably won't help much either. It's not like those kids are going to be jetting around the country, or the world for that matter.
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for this talent girl.
You look at other young Hollywood celebs, and for the most part they appear clean, well-groomed and rational. You look at Shitney and you see one BIG bloated, disgusting mess of a person. Apparently she has no shame or any idea how hideous she looks most of the time. She should know that she's going to have her picture taken when she's out in public and make an attempt to look decent, but she doesn't. OR,this is the best she can do, which explains why she needs looking after 24/7. Swamp critter...
I agree. I also think a tour will all but end her scheduled visits and damage her prospects for joint custody in the future.
Do you ever wonder whether her willingness to shoot a nude video, go on tour etc. means she does not want joint custody? Sometimes I think she is content visiting them and does not want the full time responsibility.
Somethimes I think you guys worry too much about what her every move is. DOH
Now what? Shitneys starting to go back to starbucks to get fatter and then running back to gas stations again just so shitney could act mentally insane again? What a attention whore this bitch is.
Yes the concern is overly obsessive.
Sometimes I think some of you take out your crappy day on other people online.
This is why I'm rarely here. Losers obsessing over the rich and famous.
Somehow I doubt you are rarely here.
Does the bitch ever coam that hair out? Because it always looks messy.
Somehow I know you are always here.
Shitney needs to wash that hair out because it looks like its growing a nasty birds nest in it. gross
One of the many obsessive losers.
EWW GROSS, Shitney has a huge birds nest growing in the back of her head in the 2nd picture.
Suck down the starbucks piggy.....and show us your nasty greasy hair that matches your crazy FAS eyes....poor boys
If she was really as FRAGILE as her daddy says I WISH SHE WOULD STAY HOME OR GO GET MENTAL REHAB !!!!!!!! STOP BLAMING EVERYBODY BUT THE BITCH WHO ABUSED THEN ABANDODNED HER KIDS AND NOW ABANDONS THEM SOME MORE JUST TO RUN FROM GROWN UP RESPONSIBILITYS !!!!!!
6:04 YOUR WRONG SLUTNEY IS WORTHLESS..WORTHLESS AS THEY COME....
Same haters, same time, same place day in day out
She cant be left alone with her kids or drive a fucking car people. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT TELL YA ?????????? BUY A CLUE FUCKTARDS.......
8:16 and you know that because your the same loser, same time, same place day in and out.
It tells me 8:16/2 that you are indeed a moron, she can afford to have someone drive her unlike your welfare @ss and the situation with her kids is on the mend due to her c-ship
Same idiot fans, same day! If you can't take a difference of opinion, go somewhere else! I hear the loons at JFX are recruiting!
@ 8:12 I think you should be more concerned abourt your underlying issues skewing your view of the world
Kev saved his boys. Her touring is really good cos she won't be near the boys much for a yr.
At the end of the day, if your life sucks, it's your fault! Her life looks like it sucks badly!
Ya'll can go suck dicks.
Britney, we love you.
If you all ahte her, than why comment on this? Honestly. Go get lives, you low life fuckers!
Why does this spoiled bitch always have to be babysat all the time? I find that disturbing and childish. No wonder this bitch is always acting low class as a mother to her kids that shitney doesnt even care about. Shitney doesnt want to see them either how sad.
Not going anywhere! Too f'ing bad!!!!
& btw, if she had no talent than she wouldn't be popular. But, considering you and your ugly ass fucktards think you are so cool for bringing down the BEST DAMN POP STAR IN HISTORY doesnt mean you ARE actually cool. Lets review her accomplishments...
- Nearly 100 million records sold
- Best selling record for a female artist
- Worth 100 million dollars
- Only female artist in HISTORY to ahve thier first five albums debut at either #1 or #2
Need I go on? Britney is an icon, a legend. Just becausr you guys are nodys doesnt mean you should talk shit about her!
Shouldent this bitch be at home taking care of her kids right now instead of running around in the streets acting like a low class attention whore? What an ignorant rude selfish stuck up bitch this whore is.
Oh gee 8:17 I'm hurt! Boo hoo
daddy's girl is fucked ya'll
At least the old duck went away. EST
Ya know my daddy loves my c_unt
This fat ugly bitch looks so UGLY in the 1st picture with her mouth opened up like that. gross
X Factor choreographer Brian Friedman told the Mirror: “Britney is at the best she has ever been.
"She will perform Womanizer on the show and it will be the raunchiest performance X Factor has seen.
99 where are you?!
Whats with her in the 1st picture? Why the hell is shitney acting so stupid and lame like that for? You could tell that the bitch is doing that on purpose just to get attention from the paps to get her stupid picture taken again.
A judge won't be impressed by her nude video and the raunchiest performance X Factor has seen. A mom who wanted her kids back wouldn't do these things.
Who is the old duck?
whatever.
Daddy does me so hard
This bitch will only lose her kids again just because of her always acting so mentally insane in public as usaul.
old duckies -- the ones who ruled before you did
The c-ship will get her the additional overnight agreed upon in the custody settlement then she'll go on tour. The priority is money not the kids. The pretense is thread bare.
The fans win. The kids lose.
Her kids.
Ohhhh those ones
VOTE!!! THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!
Hi 7! Where have you been hiding?
oh well.
8:59 you don't know sh!t and why do you even care?
9:04 Bye nitwit...
raunchney lol
I have been so busy! Its a pain! No time to play!
Shitney doesnt want her kids anymore because shitneys so damn rude and ignorant.
7, have you been following Madonna and Guy’s divorce? They make Alec and Kim look normal!
This fat ugly bitch is a bad excuse for a human being.
Me too! I'm glad it DLS, I get an extra hour of badly needed sleep.
BRB
A little 99! I know, Mads is going banana's about this! Did you read about the txt threats!
What the hell is that on shitneys arm in the 3rd picture? A tatoo or something? Whatever it is it sure looks bad on her.
PRESIDENT OBAMA...sounds great!
I'm back, I can't stay long because I have a house guest. My neighbor went into labor and I am keeping their 6 mo. old Yorkie, Blix. He's so cute curled up in my lap! :)
I read about the text threats! If they don't end this quick, it's going to get really, really ugly!
Shitney needs to start acting like an adult instead of acting like a low class attention whore.
99, where's Maxwell Smart?
Wasn't his number 86? ;)
Shitney needs to keep her fatass at home and to stay out of the public eye.
4:38, amen!
Britney looks great.
Shitney needs to stop going to starbucks or this bitch will get even fatter.
HA! It was 86!
9:27 Where is xoxo?
Does this bitch think that she can get away with it with out seeing her kids? Shitney only wants attention but doesnt want her kids. What a bitchy whore shitney is.
7 you gave me the second 9. Would you like me to give you two zeros? 007!
9:27 Well?
If anything will literally be the death of her, it will be her fans. Instead of hoping for her to setting down and get her crap straightened out, they demand more and more from her. She can't even deal with a simple traffic ticket and yet you want more videos, albums, and then a world tour? Her team seems to want to push her as well. All this will almost surely make her crater hard! More pressure = BOOM!!!! Another meltdown looms mightily and a tour will be the final straw!
the book writer is slow tonite
Why the hell is this bitch trying to dress up like a teenager? Should shitney be wearing a much better shirt then the one that shitneys wearing because her shirt looks like its slipping off her shoulders?
stupid games
Having to cope with more pressure is the last thing she needs.
of course because they're your stupid games
Does this bitch ever wear something where it doesnt fall off? Shitneys not even wearing a bra under her shirt either.
7, I'm taking Blix outside. If you're here when I come back, I'll stay a little longer. If you aren't then ... Goodnight!
>
Maybe she likes her shoes.She probably wears them because they are comfortable and she does not have to live her life to please you haters. All she has to do is have the support of her family, friends and fans and those that care love unconditionally. I am not going to judge anyone based on their shoes or their hair in hot humid LA. In case you did not notice it had been raining. In LA there are pop ups all the time. Britney does not go out to do her thing looking like some painted porcelain doll. She goes out just like most of us do on errands. She throws her hair back with a hair tie puts on her shades and goes. No big deal,why do you all care. She cleans up real nice when she wants to not just to satisfy some illegal immigrant so he can take her photo and market it to X17 and then they can turn around and market it to other rag mags. You haters are all a bunch of cuzznits.
do you feel better now xoxo?
i will pray for you xoxo lol
5:26 I would not count on these girls being beautiful. If they were remotely pretty they would not be here 24/7. They would have other things to do. This 99 and 86 and 7 is just kids, They are dumb kids. There parents need to get them off the computer and into something that is more productive. I come in and post a couple of times a week. They are here every night and late. I bet they thing that Get Smart the movie is where that came from. There was a series that ran for years on tv called Get Smart long before you girls were born. I was a kid.You are just bratty little kids with nothing better to do than come here and act stupid. Go for it but people are not going to deal with you. You are boring little girls and you act silly. Bye you dumb silly little girls. You are the 14 year olds. Britney Spears rocks.
HATERS = CUZZNITS
it’s amusing watching you make a fool of yourself. you changed your moniker from xoxo to di after the 4:43/2 post then you changed it to M again.
where is oda mae? lol
bye xoxo, i mean arizona maybe, i mean all for the rainbow ya'll
rotfl
>>
This bitch ever stay home? What a dumbass fool this bitch is.
HATERS = CUZZNITS
November 2, 2008 9:57 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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If anything screams "I'm a 13 year old, immature idiot!", that statement does! Yup, her target demographic! Life's going to suck for you, when and if you ever grow up!
Shitneys a lame ass idiot as usaul.
Hey Andy, good to see you're not falling for the traps tonight! Keep it up! G' nite!
You haters are all a bunch of cuzznits.
November 2, 2008 9:46 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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Get Smart the movie is where that came from. There was a series that ran for years on tv called Get Smart long before you girls were born. I was a kid.
November 2, 2008 9:53 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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10:06 She said she was a kid in 1965 during the Get Smart TV series, do the math. She is an emotionally-stunted old woman!
Get Smart (1965)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0058805/
Goodnight Andy!
Goodnight 10:10!
10:10pm Anonymous, Yea Im going to bed for the night and Thankyou I will and goodnight to you too Anonymous!
Night All!
GoodNight 10:16pm! And GoodNight to you too 10:19pm!
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
Nite , Nite America
and
Good Day to us in Europe.
Sweet natural dreams everybody...
Much Love :)
at least people can't talk smack on here about how "fat" she is... cuz she's looking SKINNY! WoW!
Good night SD!
Do you really hate Britney Spears?
Soap NOW!!!
oh...her finger comes back```
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Dis years election is gonna be like the Super Bowl and World Series. Bruta's will be rioting if Obama wins or loses just like when big cities riot regardless of dem team win or lose. Does anybody know if the rioting starts tomorrow night or Weds morning. I want to be ready to get the good loot!
Can you imagine if she SMELLS as filthy as she looks ???
Come on, Jamie, MAKE your daighter BATHE !!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Is that fish I smell ???????
Nope, it's Shitney Sperms !!!!
How to show strength during difficult emotional periods?Do what britney does,reasonably confront the bullies.
OBAMA/BIDEN 08
REMEBER GEORGE LUCAS'S FILM(star wars),REMEBER WHAT FEAR LEADS TO.
This show of strength you speak of from Britney...are you referring to when she shaved her head, locked herself in the closet with her kids, or beat on someones vehicle with an umbrella?
SHE IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!!!
7:09,The show of strength,yes.It's obvious when compared with average citizen's lives.The apparent weakness in those lives(criminal behavior and associated mental functioning).Yes in some sense you can compare george lucas's film to mr obama's campaign.
OBAMA/BIDEN 08
How to be a pop tart like spears.Become a white trash, sleep with everyone that say Hi to u, Dress like a slut, Make soft porn video calling it music video, use computer to sing because u have no talent and show the world ur private parts. have bunch of divorces and have kids just to abondon them when u get divorce.
She's a ditch pig.
Step 2, flash your mangled man-eating bloody cooter.
Step 4: dress horribly.
Just kidding..I actually love her messy hair. I don't think people need to be perfect. I like flaws, they're cool.
Always the same shoes, everyday does brown-green pumps..... Maybe a stylist and a make up artist can make this girl a true popstar. She looks bad!
All you haters need to find a hobby
The assistant and bodyguard are bathed and wearing clean clothes. Brit needs a shower and dresses like a bag lady.
brit is amazing
lol @ 11:41