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In Case You Missed It: Britney's White Hot Bikini Bod!
Posted on Fri Aug 7, 2009 03:40 PM PDT

Yesterday afternoon Britney Spears had a shoot at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey, and we were blown away by how toned, tan and happy the pop princess looked! It's so hard to believe that less than two years ago she was racing around town in a pink wig with a month's supply of Red Bull in the back of her Mercedes convertible!
Think Brit will be able to keep it up? And more importantly, will she be able to get out from under (great song, BTW) the control of Jamie and the conservatorship?

Looks just as good from the back too!
Love ya B!
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Brit's Hot Bikini Bod!




























Comments
Got to hand it to her, she looks fuckin great!! that ass is fine as shit
THATS A NICE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many diet pills did she swallow to fit into those boy shorts?
You fucks are blind.
GROSS.
Actually the bikini isn't really all that hot.
The reason it looks hot is because it is being worn
by one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Britney loves to eat high calorie sugary foods. So if she's looking trim again then it means that someone might just be barfing again.
Its called working out dumbass!
what is wrong with you people....she is a sow!!!
WOW, Shitneys legs are starting to look fattter.
Brit can sit on my face all day wearing that bikini!!!!!!!
Anyone who wouldn't hit that is a HOMO!!!!!!!
She looks great, especially for someone who has had two kids and is being photographed in sunlight. Every guy trashing her would do her in a second if she came into your bedroom. The girls are jealous because Britney could take your boyfriend away from you any time she wanted, and you know it.
Shitneys wrinkles are showing on her fat thighs because shes getting old like a granny tranny.
CELLULITE galore on her thighs and abdomen...not an attractive sight.
WHY did you republish these butt fugly pictures? Once was more than enough.
LOL at the jealous btches
Andy is a pathetic poor excuse for a human being who has no life and wishes to be as popular as britney. Andy has no friends except for the imaginary ones in her head. Andy's own family hates her and wishes that she had never been born. Andy is the reason why people should use condoms.
Did anyone think after her first Rolling Stone cover that one day Britney would do a photo shoot wearing a Bikini that looks like it came from Lane Bryan?
Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face. Shitney misses pap jizz dripping from her face.
X17 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW SIDE BY SIDE PHOTOS OF THESE PHOTOS AND THE ONES FROM HER CANDIES AD!!!
Big waist, big back, big shoulders, big neck, big ears, big horses mouth, small boobs, short legs, over-developed man calves, thunder thighs, bald spots on her head, psycho, uneducated hillbilly, porn star wannabe......and her brain dead fans say people are "jealous" of her...... lol lol .... too funny for words. WHAT is there to be jealous of? lol lol
Shitneys legs are starting to look bigger then her tiny boney arms.
Why is the idiot traipsing around in high heels when she's in a bathing suit? ROFLMAO Is she trying desperately to make her short little legs look longer and herself look taller? haha Poor Slutney.
BEEFY !!!!!
Shitneys arms still look like fat tree trunk arms compared to her legs.
SHOW SIDE BY SIDE OF FAT COW 2009 & FAT COW VMA 2007!!!!!!!
Twitney's arms are short just like her legs. No wonder she's in the circus.
Her arms aren't boney, but compared to her legs they are. Her arms are plump like grandma's.
The wannabe stripper looks like she's ready to pull the bottom half down. Has she been practicing for her new assignment?
cum bucket
Amazing how a good spray tan can make you look 10lb lighter
Shitneys body still looks disgusting and gross. No one wouldent want to go near that thing after shitneys been caring diseases and aids which shitneys been spreading lately. gross
MAYBE IF SHE SPENT MORE TIME IN THE WATER AND LESS TIME PARADING, SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE A FAT PROBLEM. YOU NEVER SEE THIS BEOTCH SWIM. WHY IS THAT? BEING FROM THE COAST AND SUCH A SUPPOSED HEALTH NUT AND ALL WHY WOULDN'T SHE WANT TO TAKE PART IN ONE OF THE SAFEST AND MOST EFFECTIVE EXERCISES KNOWN?
OH YEAH, BECAUSE BIT IS TOO LAZY TO EXERCISE. THAT'S WHY LIPO WAS INVENTED.
8:00 So she's a "health nut?" That's a good one especially since she is, well, shall we say promiscuous when she's not under Pa Spears' care.
Real wholesome and healthy isn't she.
Who goes swimming or sun bathing in high heels and jewelry? Only an imbecile like Bloatney.
It cracks me up teenragers wanna hump a fat mental cow who pumped out 2 kiddies, sucked papper cock, need daddy to babysit 24/7.
what a slob
She's so lazy she had the two babies cut out of her instead of going through labor like most women, the natural way.
She's so lazy she made money by dressing like a ho and shaking her butt which appears to be sagging now, at least in the picture at the bottom on the right-hand side.
She's so lazy her hair doesn't get combed unless someone does it for her. Same with washing her face. She's so lazy she won't swim, she just puts on a bathing suit and pretends she's gone swimming after someone hoses her down.
Flabney's as soft and chunky as 2007.
her body looks good but let's face it, her body cannot look as good as it was back in 2000. that was the best she had ever looked.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's the same obsessed freak who calls her 'Shitney' posting over and over again, right?
Brit looks Amazing! What a great week she's had, the MTV noms, the TCA award and noms. Congrat's Brit! xo
^cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt^
She would look better if she dropped 20 pounds and got implants or a breast lift.
She looks amazing, period. Anybody who disagrees clearly needs their eyes checked.
Damn Britney Loooooooking real good. hey get off her losers. If she is getting her life back togather then good the hell for her everyone deserves a second chance.
I bet she doesn't even know how to swim.
She better show her arse now!She won't stay fresh an all life!Men are sever they like you when you are jung!Britney is still ok after 350 000 euros surgery!Keep it cool Britney you are in a superficial business!
She's wearing high heels to try to cover up that bacterial growth on her ankle. We can still see it britters!
That's a nice suit. Too bad it was covered in sweat, urine, and/or blood by the end of the day. Now I know why she wears ugly disgusting clothes in the first place. Why spend money on something you know you are only going to ruin?
she's H O T
She couldn't swim laps without her extensions falling off. What am I saying? She couldn't swim laps period. Too bad really cause that scalp of hers could use the bath. But at least the rest of us don't have to worry about her destroying a perfectly good pool with her slimy greasy residue.
Or maybe she couldn't swim laps without having her period leak everywhere.
I want to eat her poop.
Some "smoking hot body" allright. Her waist is almost as big as her shoulders. What a useless tard, parading around thinking she looks good.
I'd hit that hard. And then a couple times more. I like it messy, and she's a hot mess.
She's built, like a man. Butch stocky cow.
Come on people...be nice to him...it takes alot of guts for a guy to strut his stuff around in a bikini. You think it's easy for him to accept the fact that he is a man, wishing to be a woman? Geesh...
she's not fat or anything, it's just that she has no waist to hip ratio, so she ends up looking really masculine.
There are women who have had more than 2 kids who are older than her and they still look way better than brit brit.
Lets be honest here, i see girls at the store everyday who look hotter than britney. she isn't that great for a celebrity. she's has short, chunky thighs and calves, her legs are her worst feature. she's average.
SHE LOOKS GREAT, ALL SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL FOR HER. IAM GLAD THAT KEVIN AND THE BOYS ARE ON TOUR WITH HER. UNCONDITIONAL.
give me Adriana Lima over this heffer anyday.
Flabney looks like an aging tranny!!!!!!
She's too lazy to put on underwear when she goes out in public (photos prove it).
mental chick's white bikini matches her straight jacket.
Disgusting legs, really how can you call her bangin
Her hands are pudgy, her shoulders are manly, her legs are short and her cancles are fat and manly. If she didn't show off her lady bits so much, ppl might start to think she didn't have any.
you guys are too stupid!!!!!!
she looks amazing, if you dont like her than that's one thing, but don't deny that she looks really great. it just shows how stupid you are if you say she's fat. not to mention immature.
but you should like her, she's amazing.
755 DUMBASS MUST BE FAAAATTER THAN HER BRAIN DEAD COW IDOL!!!!!!!!!
Wow the high heels so do not work, they make her look trampy and dumpy. This girl has lost her body. No problem, it happens, just quit showing your photo shop required bod to us. Thank you
cellulite and stretch marks is that all americans have left to find sexy? Pathetic
She hasn't looked hot since Kfat knocked her up.
Shitney still looks like crap.
Now, now! Fatney herself comes from a fat family. Her aunts are fat, her uncles are fat. Her mother is fat. Her daddy is fat. Britney choose Kevin because her reminded her of her own daddy. She has no right to call him fat when she herself has tipped the scale at a porky level. And her fans have no right to call him fat because they can't stand when people call her fat.
I wanna be a fat, mental pap fucker twat under 24/7 lockdown!!! I'm sooooo jellus!!!
Shitneys starting to get uglyier by the minute.
Andy is a loser who deserves to be shot.
OMG, I just realized that Britney really did cheat on Justin and she confirmed it here...
I was watching the Chaotic DVD bonus scenes and in the one titled Night Vision, Brit and Kevin are having a conversation in the dark. Britney asked Kevin what he thinks about Eminem. They both agree that he is brilliant and Brit said that all he does is sign about his past relationships and his mom. She says that society thinks that "Its cool when guys complain about what girls DID to them....(sings) cry me a river....personally I think its PUSSIFIED."
She says what girls DID not what they MIGHT have done, she sings a line in Justin's song, and she says PUSSIFIED as a pun on the title of Justin's first album, Justified.
I was shocked when I found this out and had to tell you guys. Sorry if this was already realized.
Quote: Originally posted by Framboise
I think she leave all the sex behind. Cover herself from head to toe and only sing about like, kittens and shit.
JK, Sexy Britney was fun but eh, she's already done that.
NO, I WANNA SEE HER DEEP THROATING COCKS! HER NEXT SINGLE BETTER BE CALLED CUM LOVER OR I'M FUCKING DONE AS A FAN.
K, I'm kidding.
But yeah.. I miss slutty Britney.
*LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT**LYING*CHEATING*USEDUP*SLUT*
just close it down jordan, you're never going to be britney's assistant in la. you are just an ugly jewish kid from nevada who has aspirations of being an entertainment reporter. just quit and go write for another blog.
it's obvious you detest britney and have some weird anger towards her.
New Bikini Pics
it is obvious in an attempt to kiss britney's ass x17online retouched her pictures. these from a different agency are real. they think if they smooth out her skin on her behind pictures that she'll give them more exclusives.
these are real
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its obvious some of those pictures are air brushed. i am not one of those delusional britards who think every picture we get is britney in her natural state. i am very much aware of her cellulite and thick thighs. do i think any less of her because of it? of course not.
just wow.
keep track of your earlier comments to avoid contradictions, idiot.
in that comment you confirm the following:
1. that she has massive cellulite
2. that pictures get doctored
now in your last comment you're claiming i'm making this up in my mind. you just admitted she has it and that pictures are doctored.
end of discussion.
when did i say she has massive cellulite? i said i was AWARE of it. when i say aware im using it in the following context: that i have acknowledged its existence in the past, possibly in the present, and the future. let me hold your hand through this though it would be a shame for you to get confused. your getting pretty desperate at this point when your rereading previous comments and throwing the grammar book at me. this is a forum and its 3 am where i live...i am arguing with an idiot, not taking the SAT which i scored quite high on actually but i digress. the last thing i am worried about is impressing someone who thinks they work for britney spears. so lets continue on shall we? your second "point'' was "pictures get doctored". let me hold your hand through this again because you have a tendency to get lost in between sentences. when i say i am aware that not EVERY picture we get is authentic i am referring to a select group of pictures. not all of them. understand?
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Well we already have confirmation that Spitney calls the 'razzi, that she even sleeps with them. And now we know that she makes deals with the photogs to let her keep the unflattering pics. What we have here is an egomaniac who censors the press to make herself look like something she is not. And then she wonders why people hate her and call her a loser. If she's as great as they pretend, then she wouldn't have to work so hard to protect her fragile ego.
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Shitneys arms still look like fat tree trunk arms compared to her legs.Big waist, big back, big shoulders, big neck, big ears, big horses mouth, small boobs, short legs, over-developed man calves, thunder thighs, bald spots on her head, psycho, uneducated hillbilly, porn star wannabe......and her brain dead fans say people are "jealous" of her...... lol lol .... too funny for words. WHAT is there to be jealous of? lol lol
I would love to do her with my strap on.
I love her !!!!
Too bad she hates swimming. The water would really trim those thighs.
Cuntney pap fucker got a made up award & surf board from slut wannabes. Brain dead cuunt gave a 2 yo craptastic excuse speech. THE WORLD”S SEEN YOUR NASTY CUUNT RETARD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA