Is Britney Shooting a New Reality Show?

You had to figure that this was coming. Reality TV is the only thing this talentless twit has left, besides tabloids. She has already failed at one reality television attempt, but knowing her desperate need to be in the headlines, this was the next step. This so-called "comeback" is going to last for the next 10 years, as she cannot live without the attention.

She is going to go down in history as on the most pathetic celebrities in the entertainment industry. She already has the "worst mother" category in the bag.

Rave reviews, my ass. You people crack me up with your never-ending ass kissing. She had two charity cameos on a mediocre sitcom. WOW.

I pray for the day people finally come to their senses and send her on her way. It can't come a moment too soon.

perfect place for her since her career is over. That where she will land in the future. whitney will have a bigger comeback her new song is good and she has a beautiful voice.

Britney definitely needs more cameras shoved in her face and following her around...NOT!!!

popo zao

Isn't that the trend for washed up stars??? Get your own reality show? However, it will be more like the surreal life than real life b/c she clearly doesn't live in reality!

IT'S PROBABLY TO GET FACE SHOTS ALL YOU SUCKING PAPS, SO THEY CAN SUE YOUR ASSES FOR STALKING!!!

GO AWAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOO SICK OF YOUR PIMPLY FACE.

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I"m sure its so they have video evidence of you fools stalking her 24/7

I"m sure its so they have video evidence of you fools stalking her 24/7

GOD I hope so..what a train wreck. Chaotic was the worst reality show ever.....Rave reveiews?? She had 2 lines her first time and her 2nd apperance she was HORRIBLE and it was embarrasing. This fat zit face monster needs to vanish forever.

Hey Brittney I got an idea how you can get back with k-fed and reunit your family. If you do a TV show and let Kevein be in it. I think he would get back with you and the kids would be so Happpy. K-fed wants to be infront of the Cameras more than anything . he realy wants to be taken seriously as an actor. He wants that more than anything.
Aslo he is pretty straped for cash beauce he has so many kids and people heis supporting. Your main goal should be getting your family back togher beacuse your realy not going to ever be a true mom to your boys if your only seeing them parttime. K fed well eventaly remarry and your kids well be calling someonels mom. I think K-fed is lonely and looking for work and You should swoop him up befor its too late. Hes gottn a bit fat and isnt realy gettinglaid like he used to. Take him out to dinner at a nice Hotel and talk
about doing a show with him. Order losts of drinks and then invite him up to your Hotel room and ripp his clothes off and make him want you.Pull him by the belt buckel and he well be powerless. The two of you have more commmon with each other than you do with anyone else. You both want whats best for your kids and you both want to be actors,and you both need to be working,and you both need a lover so there you go. Your body is looking good but your hair is still a freaking mess.
Go on E-Luxwery .com and hire yourself a Butler that does hair and can dress you. You can win Kevien back but you need to razel dazzel him. I think that you both have grown up sens the divorce and you could make a go of it.At least try for your kids sake beacuse kevein has turned out to be an allreight dude.
Your not going to do any better anyway.
Your getting older and the career is soft. Get it togther babe!

I"m sure its so they have video evidence of you fools stalking her 24/7

I"m sure its so they have video evidence of you fools stalking her 24/7

I"m sure its so they have video evidence of you fools stalking her 24/7

K-fed is so beautiful. I want kiss him all day long. He is so sexy in law without Britney.He is my ** sweet teddy all night long...

2:56(?) is proof positive that children should not be allowed on the Internet.

yeah, they are doing a documentary on Britneys comback.

All you gutless anon posters coming on here to spew your ignorant juvenile trash need to get new material. God you fucking idiots are worn out - ignorant, can't spell, can't write an English sentence, and just plain stupid. Your shit has nothing to do with reality or logic. But I suppose being hatched on a hot rock makes you all that you can be - cesspool dwellers.

yeah, they are doing a documentary on Britneys comback.

OH GOOD! THE ASSHOLES ARE ALL HERE!

3:01 you need a life. kfed do not want her never did. He certainly will not go back to her now that she is certified crazy. he wants nothing to do with her.He do not even drop his kids to c her or chat with her.

The idea of a reality sow came up weeks ago and I think was proposed by Paris Hilton. The basic premise was that she would have the female celebs who are abused by the media, tabloids and morons who post trash about them on blogs like this to create segments about their experiences with such abusive treatment. There were several celebs mentioned, I believe Lindsay Lohan was one.

lol certified crazy, too funny!!!

"reality sow"

You nailed that one, big time.

whats it gonna be called Crazy Crazier and Craziest

it woulg be great and so woud the ratings! i would watch 4 sure !

WOW, that should be exciting, like watching paint dry! Everything a reality show needs, dumb skank with no talent or brains or common sence just money. That's all the HAS BEEN has. Stupid, rich talentless SKANK!

Are you kidding? Who would let fat ugly shitney do a reality show when you know that this whore sucks? What a joke shitney is.

Shitneys a really bad actor and Shitney has no talent at all and theres no way this whore could do a reality show.

The photo guy is paid out of britnys bank acounts by her dad jamme He savin up the picturs to sell for when he back in the street or livin undeaa brige where he belong He be a slim ball sleze bag ass ats why the only girl in town that he could find that was lower than a roches ass litel misses bridges, was the only thang that would have any part of his slimmy white ass Ask my black ass cousin who he ask to staed in the same bedroom in the back of the house where he shot out all them kids

Isnt shitney too old to be performing on a reality show?

5:07
was able to follow ya, right up till the word "bridges". would love to understand the rest of your post. who is your cousin?

Hunh?

Hey all. I just logged on. I am still lmao at 2:55. Who is letting all the kids post on here today. shouldn't some of u be outside riding your bikes or chasing the ice cream man

Why does shitneys face always looks all sweaty in her pictures? Thats really disgusting and gross.

AOL Has the 4th gallery picture of Lil-Fed holding the smokes. With the following caption.
"Surgeon General's Warning: Keeping cigarettes out of the hands of your children greatly reduces the amount of criticism you receive from the vicious celebrity blogosphere."

Shitneys a disgusting attention whore.

Andys a disgusting attention whore.

Shitney sucks at acting bigtime.

Andy sucks at posting bigtime.

i hope its for court, maby then the paps will have to give her some space

oh, thats just funny, but dont cry andy, there has been enough of that on these threads lately.

IF she is filming herself i think a good buisness idea would be to make a short dvd about a day in the life and only release it along with her upcoming album. that would boost sales i think if for merely curiousity sake to see this un-seen footage of her road to recovery or whatever

Henh?

As much sense as anyone makes here.

Beautiful night.

I heard rumors that Madonna doesn't like the elevator vid and doesn't want to use it. Not sure how true it is, but I wouldn't be surprised. And before you fans scream bullshit, look at what happened with the Pussycat Dolls! Round filed!

Britney is absolutely the most boring individual around. A reality show would be a major YAWN. She has no kids to take care, no beaus, no one interested in her. It would be another ploy for the people around her to act like she's worth anything than making fun of on a blog.

Yeah great. We get to see her chew gum and chain smoke all day long. Then cuts of bitching about her family and everything else, while desperately trying to look and sound like a normal, caring person. Guess she just can't get enough of shoving her blubbery, zit choked face in a camera. big whoops.

britany needs to comit suiside and everyone should encourage her to comit suiside she is a waste of air on this planet

Do any of you know what to put in the space for the url when you register on MTV.com to vote for the QUEEN? I am not registered because I can not figure out what to put there and it is required. Call me Britarded if you wish. If you know tell me. If not laugh at me. You will not hurt me. I am smart enough to know that when I need help I ask for it. If you choose not to help me that's fine. I will get help at some point.

I think Piece of Me should be nominated. I think Britney is a phenomenal person. When you think about the year she has had and what she actually did in that year it is amazing that she is still moving forward. Most people would have stopped dead in their tracks and crawled away. Not Britney. She is one of the strongest people I have ever seen in show business. She gets knocked down and she just stands right back up. The woman is bad ass. She deserves to be nominated. That is my humble opinion. I agree to disagree with any of you but I will not argue so don't waste your mind writing things to me if you are not willing to help me. I appreciate the help.I won't get into some silly argument about my opinion. I will respect yours and that is all I can do. If you do not respect mine that is your choice.

Thank you

Didn't her old crappy reality show ruin her career. God, I am sick of hearing about this woman everytime I visit any site.

That woman's face in the brown hoodie is scaring me

8:25

All you got to do is hit the big X in the right hand corner of your screen and POOF she's gone. It's really easy. There are thousands of sites that have nothing at all about Britney Spears. Maybe you can find a few that you like without her on them. I hope that helps you.

827
ok she's gone now. i sent her away.

britany do us all a favor take the gas pipe and snuff yourself

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

51 year old Leszil Piotr from poland begging ppl to visit his myspace where he preaches to never pray to GOd. Luring young children to his site when he could be Britneys Father at 51

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins .
No Thanks!
Love :)

Sunnyday,
hope you got some rest!
Have a great Monday!

It's our turn to sleep, on this side of the pond!

10.37
God it is the very bigest joke invented on this planet by people themself , spirits and other cheap ETs.
You did not add this time that I inform about the price you peple for masturbation.
Anyway , much Love :)

Thanks for that OLS:)
Have a peacefull night America.
Sweat , natural , colour dreams.
Love :)

1037........Ouch I thanking my boy S-dog jus took yo ass outa da game!

hahahahahaha

Mr. Sunnyday:

What in the hell are you talking about? "You did not add this time that I inform about the price you peple for masturbation." I do not have a clue what you are trying to say here??????
I never understand what you say but I go along with it anyway. Freedom to practice religion or not is your choice. I am not all knowing so I will not judge you. It is not my place to do so. I have a God of my understanding. I think that much is to be revealed. We find acceptance and we find we are powerless. Over the years as I have matured my interpretation of what my God means to me has changed. I do not understand organized religion. I have love in my heart for others and I think in life that is all you can really do. Love is the most important thing we do and it requires daily recognition of our behavior. :) I don't get the stinking dead shit one either. Please elaborate.

Brit looks AWESOME AND SOO SEXY!!!
(hot as hell,just like me ha ha)
As I mentioned on the other thread,what the heck,why the girl in the third pic covers her ass like a nun,it's summer time dumbass,get some sun!!SUNBAHTE TOPLESS,yeah!!!(as I always do)
I'm comfortable in my skin and I like having breasts the shape they are and
and I LIKE SUNBAHTING TOPLESS WHEN I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE!

Bikini shots are awesome on the other threads.

I would and so would millions of Americans. Everyone is infauted with Britney, period.

More power to her, shes looking good and getting back on track.

bi babe,
where are you dude?

I checked all recent threads and I couldn't see bi babe,I feel kinda sad:((

I better go to sleep...

Some are getting photos of her ass... while others are getting photos of the assholes?

Dennis: Ooh, a sex dream. How was I?
Maya: Absent.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0118364/quotes

Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: I'm so confused.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0072582/quotes

It would be a BIG mistake to make another Chaotic. The 1st one gave me a real glimpse of her obvious psych problems and Personality Disorders...plural. I totally understand why KFed left her after seeing that. In fact, before they were married, KFed was filmed SAYING that he didn't believe in marriage. But guess what dumbfuck ignored it and proposed to him? Come to think of it, people with Borderline/Narcissism and/or Histrionic PDs do exactly what Britney does.

AHHHHH HAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING LOSER. GIVE HER KIDS AWAY AND TRY TO BE ON TV TO CELEBRATE !! WHAT A USELES WHORE !! KEVIN HURRY UP AND FIND THE BOYS A NEW MOMMY, A REAL MOMMY !! THEY DESERVE THAT MUCH !!

Perhaps they're documenting evidence that your photographers and videographers are too aggressive so they can use it in upcoming hearings.

What are they going to call it ... THE LOSER LIFE OF A TRAIN WRECK, CHILD ABANDONING -ABUSING WHORE OF A NO TALENTED MOTHER ?? ??

6:38 What hearings ?? And this would prove WHAT ?? THIS MIGHT PROVE THAT THE WHORE SHOULD STAY HOME ONCE IN A WHILE INSTEAD OF OUT ATTENTION SEEKING EVERY FUCKING DAY OF HER MISRABLE CHILDLESS LIFE.

7:13 & 15, r u retarded ? I think we all would like to know. dayum!

3:00 & 3:04

I just thought I would ruin dayum bi's life and disappear. Let the old insane porn addicted geezer stalk and harass someone else for a solid year straight.

Sorry you miss me fans and friends but I've found a much cozier site to post on! Hope u find this new incredible site too so we can be friends again!

Oh and bi the way. I would NEVER post the name of any new site I'm on because my insane obsessed stalker will follow me there!!! So don't believe it when he starts posting the name of different sites and imping me!!!!!! He's desperate and totally obsessed with me like that!!!!! C ya friends and fans!

bye girl friend:((

I truly think that a relatiy show will be good for her, and second of all I would think that she could do a movie of her life and what she went thru - put it against kevin federline and show him what a jerk / ass he was to her - that will be a slap in the face - I like to see what she does with this and put him at his own will

11.23
Please somebody help to explain to this charming person what extraterestials(stinking dead shit) are.
Much Love :)

3:00,3:O4= Linda

Are you happy now

11.23
"... price people pay for masturbation..."
Please read my profile on my myspace .
Hope it will help if not keep asking.
Love :)

PLEASE go the f*ck away. Dayum bi is at least funny. You are a f*cking drag, not to mention insane. It's been nothing but happy happy joy joy since you left. effff offff!

sunny I hear you're a pedophile, I will not go to your website. I suggest maybe you try masturbation, it will clear your head you sick fart.

Sunnyday are you talking about mental masturbation or mindfucking people?

Because in our society that is what people do to one another, that is what corporate America does to the general population as well. Anything to make a buck right. Even this sight does that. People do not realize how they get addicted to things and why it is so easy to mindfuck them. You have to be self aware and constantly aware of all that is around you especially that in which you participate.

This is NOT her bodyguard dear ( sleepy?) x17 ! This guy have worked fore some month now, but he is not a bodyguard!
She have two bodyguads AS YOU KNOW. Again. This is not her bodyguad and not any new love or anything like that.
OK? This is not her bodyguard!

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Sunnyday I am the one who asked the questions. Someone else is imping me or just being rude. Unlike that person who is calling you a pedophile I am open minded and willing to listen to what you have to say. As I said I have a God of my understanding. I do not know your personal lifestyle so I am not going to judge you or anyone like that. It is all I can do to take care of my side of the street and keep it clean. Getting off into others business is not my game. I am just curious about you. You have your views and choices. But I am willing to respect your views and I would hope that you respect mine. I have learned over the years that if I respect other people's opinion I am respecting myself the most because I don't get caught up in in a battle with another over their viewpoints. I state my mind and I live the way I think is appropriate. I try to make each day count. I try to be as good a person as I can be. That is what I pray for. Make it count and help me be a better person. If I do just that I will be kind, generous, loving and respectful toward others.

9:27 xo thinks dayum bi is funny. what a surprise.

How can you people sit here and say such horrible thing sabout such good person. Have any of you ACTUALLY met britney in person? She is not a bad person lik popl make her out to be. You people need to get over yourselves and quit saying shit about someone who you've never met in you're life,

Hope she makes a show it would be great yep I will watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She rocks

chaotic 2.o lol