"Fake out the media? Good idea; let's do it! Whadaya think, Sean P?"
TMZ and Perez seem to think Jeannette Walls at MSNBC has the scoop on this, when all she really did was lift the story from us ... so just in case you missed it when I posted it on Sunday, here it is again -- the real story, from The Source! ...
So the boss man over here at X17 came up with this theory just after the birth of "Sutton Pierce," as Britney and Kevin's second child has been called ... He thinks Britney didn't actually give birth to a baby boy, but to a baby girl! Now Celebrity-Babies.com and others are reporting that Brit and Kev's baby is really named Jayden James, a nice androgynous name!
Click through for the reasoning behind the theory ... You've GOTTA read this shit!!!
Just a week or so after the birth of Britney and Kevin's second child, X17 photogs caught Britney's bodyguard shopping at Planet Blue Kids in Malibu. And he was buying only pink newborn girl clothes!
So why don't we have this video, you ask? Because Britney's bodyguard came at our guys, threatening to call the Malibu Police (aka Pap Patrol) if they didn't give him the video tape immediately. Our guys freaked (don't do it again!), turned over the tape and left, wondering why Brit's bodyguard would go to such lengths to keep hidden a video of him shopping for little girl's clothes.
WTF? If Brit had a girl, why hide it (possible photo/story exclusive for People Magazine to protect?)? And if she had a boy with a different name, why release a fake name to the press?