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It's Britney, B*tch!
Posted on Mon Aug 18, 2008 06:07 PM PDT

Britney's transformation has us transfixed!
Check out more hot shots in the gallery of Brit at her hairstylist Kim Vo's party over the weekend... not to mention mom Lynne, who also attended the event:

Brit's looking bangin' and Lynne's not lookin' half-bad either! Look at that bod in black!

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SEE MORE:
Britney, Ke$ha And Nicki Minaj Team Up For "Till The World Ends" Remix - Apr 25, 2011
Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
Britney, Ke$ha And Nicki Minaj Team Up For "Till The World Ends" Remix - Apr 25, 2011
Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
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Comments
Oh big deal.
So she covered her crotch. Call the New York Times.
Still on the payroll I see. She doesn't look much different than she did a month or more ago, still with the crappy weave and now you're all in love with her. I hope you're at least getting enough to pay for your morning coffee.
ya.. i lov e britney ..
sexy body back? CHECK
Awesome hair? Check
Hater that take there time to leave negative comments below this one ,only to make her a bigger star that she is: CHECK
we love ya brit!!
Where's Jayden and Sean? Oh, yeah, she dumped them with their dad. Permanently.
US HATERS OWNS YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's Fatney Bitch!
Brain smaller than vjay jay. Check.
It's amazing how a 50 something year old Lynn looks slimmer and more youthful than her fat pig daughter.
Gee, all it took for her to get her looks back was pay off her ex to take her kids off her hands...Now she can get some sleep and work out all day instead of having to be bothered with raising her kids...
If Brit-Shitter was been working out so much then why are her legs and arms beefier than ever? I don't get it.
Why doesn't this fat whore go and take care of the two innocent babies she selfishly brought into this world?
FAT tree trunk legs
FAT neck
FAT arms
FAT body
WOW! SHITNEYS BODYS SO FAT!
FATFATFATFATFATFATFAT!
CHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBY!
still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!
still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!
still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!
still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!
still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!
from now on i will go back to destroying people on the threads. i will go back to running this place no matter what anyone does or says it is all out war on the britney threads. you thought i was angry last night. well wait till i unleash what i have in store for all of you now. just try me.
SHITNEY SUCKS! BOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK!!!!!!
such a cruel world.
great great great
BOOOO YOU SUCK SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see where Brit's "classiness" comes from. I really don't think the top her mom is wearing has thin black straps coming from the shoulders. Jeez, you think the woman would own or buy a bra that would actually be covered up by the shirt. Yup that's country for ya'll.
Trash begot trash.
kira is a skanky b*tch
WOULD IT KILL SHITNEY TO WEAR A BRA? SLUT!
would it kill her mother to wear a strapless bra?
I can see where Brit's "classiness" comes from. I really don't think the top her mom is wearing has thin black straps coming from the shoulders. Jeez, you think the woman would own or buy a bra that would actually be covered up by the shirt. Yup that's country for ya'll.
Trash begot trash.
August 18, 2008 7:31 PM
Posted by: 'cuse me
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...Yeah, I was going to say that, but it looks like you beat me to it.
Next to underwear lines and black shoes with navy pants, this has to be one of the biggest fashion faux pas' going.
For shame, Ma Spears, for shame! LOL
Nice to see that Brit has her priorities right. Of course, she would rather go out and concentrate on her career, but not put in the work to get her kids back.
SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!! JEALOUS PEOPLE U SUCKS. GET A LIFE SUCKERS.
SON UNA MIERDA HIJOS DE PUTA!!! BRITNEY ES HERMOSA!! COMPRENSE UNA VIDA...APESTAN HATERS.
lynn does not look more youthful than brit, its just all the juniors cloths she wears. and i think brit knows the best place for her kids right now is with their dad. and just becuse she goes out does not mean she is not trying to get her kids back. should she be a shut in and not work, and stare at the walls until she gets them back? keep in mind this is the real world. not some perfect lifetime movies. and the girl is not fat
SHITNEYS FAT!
As usual the 26 year old had her FUCKING BABYSITTERS with her. SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE TOTAL SHIT, STILL UGLY, STILL TRIPLE CHINNED AND STILL TALENTLESS!!
THE BRITARDS ARE THE MOST STUPID PEOPLE IN HERE!
SHITNEY NEEDS TO DIE!
OH HOW CUTE, THE BITCH WEARS A CUTE LITTLE NECKLACE AROUND HER NECK TO REMIND HER OF THE ONES SHE FUCKING GAVE AWAY..........
Gotta say it, the mother is JUST AS BUTT ASS UGLY as the daughter !!
NIGHTY NIGHT YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it does not matter what angle you show britney from, she's still an ugly cow who is a complete failure as a mother and as a wife. she has the body of a linebacker with tree trunks for legs and now she looks like a drag queen. her mother is unattractive too. lynne's wig has got to go. maybe that's how they look in kentwood, but in the real world that is the look of a has been harlot. this white trash family should get out of california because nobody wants them there. how's that exploitative book you wrote about your daughters going for you lynne? you will be promoting it soon so you can make a quick buck off them and in the process remind the public of how much of a failure you are as a mother. you set a bad example as a mother and it ruined britney, then britney turned out to be a bad example that ruined jamie lynn. you all must be so proud of the fact that you are america's favorite white trash family.
speaking of butt ass ugly..
Only this piece of shit website would call these hicks, HOT. The weave is horrendous and Lynne looks like an OLD worn out whore trying to be a teenager again. I hope Shitney does perform at the VMA's. It's time for another good laugh at her expense. The jokes are all on you, X17. Queen B is Queen Has Been.
If you concider her fat... you are obviously anerexic, you should go to a doctor ASAP..
she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.
If you concider her fat... you are obviously anerexic, you should go to a doctor ASAP..
she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.
I agree,
haters have issues they should address.
More serious then Britney. Haters get a life.
The pic gallery: I love the...you photogs need to get a friggin life......look in each pic!
Can I ask who did the amature photoshopping?
she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.
August 18, 2008 9:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
ha ha!
she can only do what her dad says she can! get the facts!
Britney at her best looks like a washed up crack whore who still can't fit into her clothes. Hot? Really? REALLY? You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.
Britney at her best looks like a washed up crack whore who still can't fit into her clothes. Hot? Really? REALLY? You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.
You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.
August 18, 2008 10:19 PM
Posted by: mitch
OR
You have some really attractive crack whores.........
ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)
Her weight, life and brain are on a constant rollercoaster. I don't thinks she's particularly fat, but she'll always be a loser!
She is never going to be thin again. She's not a teenager, she is a mom. I wish she would stop stuffing herself into small clothes. It only makes her look like a sausage.
Please, you guys would kill for a body like Britney or to even resemble her. Half of you are fat losers with no self esteem and find that making fun of people who look 10x better than you will make you feel better.
why should anyone visit 51 year old leszek piotr's myspace posting as sunnyday>?
Iike really.. only a nut job like britney would have old grandpa stalker fans like sunnydayand his et goobelly glop!
"Only this piece of shit website would call these hicks, HOT. The weave is horrendous and Lynne looks like an OLD worn out whore trying to be a teenager again. I hope Shitney does perform at the VMA's. It's time for another good laugh at her expense. The jokes are all on you, X17. Queen B is Queen Has Been. "
I hope she performs as well, only so you can look like a complete idiot when she blows everyone away with her performance.
britney keep up the good work you are mesmorizing
Learn how to spell stupid American. It's "mesmerizing" Maybe you should spend more time in school and less time here, eh? LOL.
Learn how to spell stupid American. It's "mesmerizing" Maybe you should spend more time in school and less time here, eh? LOL.
Hey, don't rip on America, or we'll bring Democracy to your country!
gorgeous!!!
SHE LOOKS H O T !!! thats britney i love!
OMG!!!! The people who have posted above are completely dumb/retarded and or just meaningfully hateful....brit looks better than i've seen her in a long time including (1 week) ago....get a life and stop hating on the rich/famous.
She's not fat, but a little too porky to stuff herself into those clothes. They look to be 2 sizes too small and it looks uncomfortable. Britney is OVERWEIGHT for Hollywood, and she can't perform in that kind of shape. Britney's entire image was built on being hot/flat stomach/young/sweet/ innocent, etc. That image is BLOWN. She is too beefy, has aged the hell out of her face (with tanning and smoking), and everyone knows she is a certified nutcase with drug/alcohol problems who chose seeking dick over taking care of her own children.
Yeah - good luck on that performance Britney.
And her mother should stay home and take parenting classes along with Britney and Jamie-Lynn.
Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like a fat old slut. Stick a fork in this pig, she's done.
Every chance she gets she's looking at the cameras. They probably had to drag her inside to stop her from just sitting there getting her fix!
Her arm are huge and her weave looks stringy and greasy
why does her racoon eyeliner always seem to be melting down her face. gross..!
Her daddy must be dressing her now! She would so be wearing one of her pairs of the Nasty Brown Boots of Death with that outfit!
3:30, I think it's more of a function of her FAS eyes. Her whole face is kind of saggy. And why the hell did I just get reminded that I need to buy a new mop head? Oh, that's right! Her hair reminded me! She needs to change her mop too!
this fat whore loves to parade around (like a prize pig) she even gave them an over the shoulder shot as her people tried to stuff her fat ass in the vehicle...it's time to get in the vehicle britney, not look over your shoulder at the paps, trying to pretend as if you aren't starved and desperate for attention...which clearly you are, you crazy looking rat face.
I wonder if her daddy makes airplane and choo choo train noises when he feeds her?
this fat whore doesnt work or do anything, she hardly even sees her kids...she has to wear a necklace around her neck to try to prove to everyone that she can remember their names...Ohh! what a wonderful mom she is. She probably found making necklaces to be more fun then actually hanging out and being with her kids.
"Mommy!"
"Mommy! I need you! I love you!"
"Not right now babycakes! mama's making a necklace...damn wheres that nurse when you need her?!"
Luckily she didn't spell them like she says them. 'JUAYDUUHNUH' & 'SHEEEAWWNUH'
Her kids probably went out for a smoke break while she tried to figure out the complexities of making a necklace.
lmao@4:14
i choked on my coffee a bit
i can imagine her staring at the beads with a hard face, everyone watching to see if she can do it,
kinda like a monkey being used for a scientific experiment.
The kids are probably pissed at her that there were no factory installed ash trays on their little cars!
Sorry about the coffee!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AINT SHE CUTE ?? SHE WEARS HER PERTY LITTLE NECLACE TO REMIND HER OF THE ONES SHE GAVE AWAY !! USELESS BITCH IS DONE !! I USED TO BE A FAN, BUT I CANNOT SUPPORT A CHILD ABUSING SKANK WHO GAVE THEIR CHILDREN AWAY JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE IN HER WAY !!!!!! GO KEVIN !! FIND THE BOYS A REAL MOMMY, SOON !! AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE NANNY AND LOVE THE NANNY MORE THAN MOMMY SPEAREST !!! CAN U SAY USELESS SKANK ??
They probably knew better than to interrupt her while she slaved on those necklace/name reminders. Being quiet sure beats getting another broken arm or locked in a closet again!
lol
I think her kids may end up becoming really bright and smart, as long as she stays out of their lives for the most part.
Godbless you haters
britney rocks
Still wondering if I'm male or female! And Canuckie, shut the f*uck up eh?
Funny how fear at such an early age can spur defensive intelligence. Well, maybe not so 'funny', but very true.
Her body is soo positiv.
And bless her little bullet headed fans!!!
her medicine is great
her father is great
her body is positiv
that´s in
Kelly Farmer: Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Lynn Farmer: You might want to switch to decaf.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/quotes
4:32
Not really funny, but good to know. Sometimes people end up having really awesome childhoods, and then do a 180 as an adult, and have a lot of problems in life as an adult. I would rather have the it the other way around,
if you have a crappy childhood, at least you can grow from it. I feel badly for those boys, but it might save them a lot of grief later on.
Wow, bobby/A! That's so 'gangsta' not using an 'e' in positive! Just too cool for school, I guess.
Very sad but true, 4:40. Seeing how she's having her childhood now, theirs might end up being inverted too. But I hope not!
Well that's probably why kevin has sole custody (thank god) someone has to teach them right from wrong..
unfortunately, their mother will only lead as an example of what not to do, if she keeps going this way.
Connie: I think I'll have some Tang.
Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598/
Keven's no rocket scientist, but he's light years ahead of her as far as choices go. And with that, Guten Morgen!
LOL, look at all the pix of the chunkney shitney. Transfixed? That's a big word to use for her few fans. Barfable is a better choice anyway.
guten morgen!
What she should be doing is staying out of the public eye -working on her relationship with her kids.
She has no talent, never had, never will - she has been replaced by those little boppers - Miley etc. Face it Brit nobody wants to see you lipsynching,or hear you breathing heavy and grunting in your songs - they want to hear real talent like Leona Lewis - now that girl can sing!- pick up her CD and listen to how its really done.
the hair has got to go. shoulder length or something--the weave is nasty!
She still makes sure to look at the camera to be positive they are looking at her. never one to shy away from the attention, huh?
Let's face it, Britney isn't 17 anymore & she's not going to be stick thin like she was then. She's had 2 kids since then, she will never look that way again. She's turning into a middle-aged woman who needs to accept it gracefully & work on her curves. She has a nice bod, just need to tone it up a little bit, that's all. Most of the "drama" is behind her now & she has visitation set up for the children, so let's move on & let Britney live her life. It IS her life anyway.
Really, the folks saying she is SO fat:
I truly hope you are children and not grown men!
Britney looks healthy. She will never have the figure of a 16 year old again, she is a woman who has had two children. I think she has worked really hard to get into the best shape she can over the past few months.
I just can't get over the fact the ppl actually call this fat...her legs are very nice and shapely, everyone wants to be stick thin, you all use those tired overused comments about linebackers, and beefy necks, lol c'mon give us something new...she looks good get over it, PS the word "HATER" will always be original because it's what you are :D
The truth is that she isnt fat, but nor is she as thin as she seems to think she is. She still dresses like she is 17, and seeing her mom, I guess I see it runs in the family. The amazing thing is dressing for your actual size and age would be so much more flattering. I wish her well, but it is difficult not to agree with posters who are less than impressed with her looks right now and Jesus X17, you are going way overboard with your feint praise.
The truth is that she isnt fat, but nor is she as thin as she seems to think she is. She still dresses like she is 17, and seeing her mom, I guess I see it runs in the family. The amazing thing is dressing for your actual size and age would be so much more flattering. I wish her well, but it is difficult not to agree with posters who are less than impressed with her looks right now and Jesus X17, you are going way overboard with your feint praise.
TO; 6:04 I was always good at trippin your mind and everyone elses. Man or woman? Woman or man? Darlin you never were a sleuth and still aren't. But you did and do provide many laughs.
August 19, 2008 4:23 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
anybody know the 4:23 dysfunctional dickless freak’s jfx moniker??????
Applauding Just Keepin It Real!!!!
Dressing your age and with some self-respect goes along way. Sexy is not trashy. Sexy is alluring, keeping somebody wondering, it's flattering what you have. Brit and her momma neither one have learned this. The bra straps Lynne is showing are tacky.
I have never called her. She has two children; that changes your body and you would think that she might want her boys to see a pic of her later in life where she doesn't look like a cheap prostitute.
X17 is up to their old tricks too. They don't put anything new on the site; they want Britney first all the time. I just want to know one thing X17. How much is she paying you to do this????? You have your heads up her a$$, swear she's the most wonderful thing that has ever hit the music industry, and that she does no wrong. I guess objectivity and remaining unbiased aren't things you believe in.
TO; 6:04 I was always good at trippin your mind and everyone elses. Man or woman? Woman or man? Darlin you never were a sleuth and still aren't. But you did and do provide many laughs.
August 19, 2008 4:23 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
August 19, 2008 10:36 AM
Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!
anybody know the 4:23 dysfunctional dickless freak’s jfx moniker??????
August 19, 2008 10:40 AM
Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!
The dickless wonder’s name is doc1955. Docette likes to wear men’s clothes, use a strap on a dildo and mess with girls. It’s s a slut not a pimp. LMAO...
thx 11:59 so this means doc1955 is a dickless wonder cause it needs a dildo rotfl!!!!!!
Britney rules
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beautiful and a good girl, Avril is ugly and so bad....
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My MOTHER has had 3 children, is not a celeb who bases everything about her on her body - yet my 45 year old MOTHER looks sexier than Britney. LMAO! Stop with the excuses - Britney looks like shit for a mid-20s 'celeb' who has all the resources to look good. She obviously doesn't put ANY TIME into her own children.
Someone - tell Britney the truth - she isn't sexy anymore and she needs to move up to a size 10 to fit her body. And Lynne has been trying to be Forever 21 as long as I've seen her. Lynne, you old hag - give it up. Oh, and I also see the body Britney inherited - massive cellulite and all - is from her mother. LOL!!!!
How do you "tone up" a beefy neck and cankles?
ppl wishing her to die...seriously there are some emotionless idiots in this world...typical of ppl to be even more cruel when someone lke britney starts turning her life around...i thnk she should keep on going in the direction that she's on and not listen to the haters...because she's never done anything wrong to anyone in the public....ppl need to grow up and locate their brains seriously.....sad sad world we live in
ppl wishing her to die...seriously there are some emotionless idiots in this world...typical of ppl to be even more cruel when someone lke britney starts turning her life around...i thnk she should keep on going in the direction that she's on and not listen to the haters...because she's never done anything wrong to anyone in the public....ppl need to grow up and locate their brains seriously.....sad sad world we live in
worst photoshopping ever!
Yikes! It's a Herd of Wooly Yetti!
Dont' you mean It's Bitchney?!? lol
Kevin and shar will raise the boys. They spent more time with shar then their own socalled mother. britney is not hot. Hot is angelina, jessica Alaba, Heidi, Gissel, Jessica Simpson, christina some of these women actually taike care of their kids full time and are in control of their lives and career. Who wears that mess to party. Lynn looks better than both of her daughters.