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It's Britney, B*tch!!!

Posted on Thu Apr 16, 2009 04:25 PM PDT

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Are you ready, y'all?

The Circus starring Britney Spears (and don't forget about The Pussycat Dolls beforehand) arrives at the Staples Center in LA tonight and we are SO EXCITED! Finally, she's here - and for two nights!

Gimme More, Boys, Piece of Me, If U Seek Amy, Slave 4 U, Toxic, Baby One More Time... ah, it's gonna be amaze!

Can you handle it?!?



I die!

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Posted by: Anonymous

WHOOO hooow whatever. So exciting to see lip syching and fanny swooshing. Just another illustration of how base and ignorant American pop culture fans are. Show her your money......



Posted by: Just A "Jelluz H8R"

Oh, I don't think I can handle Shitney dragging her ass around stage while pretending to sing like a disinterested chimp.



Posted by: Nejxn

No, I definitely can not handle it.



Posted by: Anonymous

I gotta hand it to her. I didn't think she'd make it this far. Good luck to her tonight at the show. Peace.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd be afraid she'd have that dumb ass Jamie around. They need to send that sicko back to Kentwood to hang with all his colored gal pals.



Posted by: Lacy

Whatever u wanna call the girl... but she went from a shaving her head, to flashing the public to the hospital.. twice... to promoting her 6th platinum album on a pretty much sold out world tour. Whether its bc of her dad or what not... call her what you want...but its damn amazing



Posted by: Anonymous

Great Job Britney and the entire Circus



Posted by: Anonymous

NOW doesn't think so. It's one thread back.



Posted by: tenailynn

you need to fix your shrit



Posted by: tenailynn

you need to fix your shrit



Posted by: Glenn Picot

WOO WOOOO LOVE YOU BRITNEY AND I HEAR THERE TAPING THE SHOW TONIGHT FOR A CIRCUS TOUR DVD!!!!!! LOVE YOU BRITNEY AND SEE YOU FOR THE 3RD TIME IN 2 MORE WEEKS :) LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: autofixer

Britney is a B*tch!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is the best performer around, no one makes feel good pop music like she does.



Posted by: andreas-the model

I love her!I can't wait!she is a fuckin' great entertainer!finito
xoxo



Posted by: Anonymous

I was wondering why LA smelled worse today? Oh, Shitney's back to stink up the air and rip off her brain dead fans!



Posted by: Anonymous

I love her!I can't wait!she is a fuckin' great entertainer!finito
xoxo



Posted by: Anonymous

I wish the short bus she rode in on would just run her ass over!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah she's finito!!! hahahaha



Posted by: E! Online

Looky-Loo, Previous Idol Auditioner Arrested Outside Britney Spears' House
Today 5:54 PM PDT by Natalie Finn

When the popster's away, the fans shall play.

A camouflage-clad woman was arrested for trespassing Thursday morning after allegedly sneaking into Britney Spears' gated community and peeking through the windows of the singer's Calabasas, Calif., home, E! News has confirmed.

According to the Malibu/Lost Hills Station, an L.A. County Sheriff's deputy arrested 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins on suspicion of trespassing and disorderly conduct after security guards spied her peeping into Spears' abode.



Posted by: Anonymous

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW , NO !

put it away already no one wants to see that skank !



Posted by: E! Online

After realizing, "Hey, that isn't the window washer," one of the private guards asked her to leave the prestigious Oaks neighborhood. When she seemed reluctant to do so, they physically escorted her off the property and called the cops.

While originally held on $5,000 bail, Tozier-Robbins, was released after agreeing to appear June 16 in a Malibu court.

Police said Spears was not home at the time, but her presence is near. Her Circus tour rode into Los Angeles this week, and she's playing Staples Center tonight and tomorrow.
But that means Tozier-Robbins—an aspiring star herself, it turns out—was out of luck if she was hoping to sing for Spears.



Posted by: E! Online

E! News has exclusively learned that Tozier-Robbins auditioned for American Idol in Boston in October 2005 with the Spears tune "Everytime"—and made it to Hollywood.
Obviously, she didn't make it any further, but it was an improvement for her after being denied a golden ticket the previous year in Orlando. She subsequently blogged all about her experience.

In addition to listing Spears as her favorite artist, Tozier-Robbins wrote in her "about me" section: "I have issues but I'm working on them."

http:// www.eonline.com/uberblog/b119193_looky-loo_previous_idol_auditioner.html



Posted by: SuziOn

GO BRITNEY!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey Commish! Britney's doing GREAT now, so PLEASE get her out from under that damned conservatorship! We miss the OLD Britney! Ha!



Posted by: Anonymous

Of course, the peeper who was arrested was a fan. LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

E! Online included a link to her blog. Maybe she can give the rest of you freaky fans tips on how to be arrested.

http:// www.idolfever.blogspot.com/



Posted by: Anonymous

Stripper clown is still nothing but a mess...........a druged up stripper clown.........



Posted by: Anonymous

Sheesh...somebody grab the tranquilizer gun and throw a net over the freak in the last thread!



Posted by: Anonymous

Stripper clown

LOL!

She creates massive problems for herself and everyone who comes near. She’s working to pay lawyers fees. Maybe she should consider cutting out the middle-man and stripping in the lawyers offices!



Posted by: SuziOn

All you can do now is bring up the past and name call cause you got nothing left!
Jealous much :P
Go Britney!



Posted by: Anonymous

Geez, you’re a pathetic moron. She’s paying nearly $1K an hour to lawyers to get restraining orders against the men SHE CALLED. She’s paying $1K an hour to lawyers to defend her and her family from one of the men SHE CALLED because he's suing them. She loves creating these massive shit storm. It’s hilarious because the shit ALWAYS rains down ON HER!



Posted by: Anonymous

SuziOn must be jealous she hasn't earned her pair of handcuffs yet. LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

The past is still going on! She kept in contact with her favorite douches, some of whom are facing serious charges and the other is a obvious criminal. And now she created yet another legal hassle for herself which is almost certainly going to only make things worse for her! She can't even be trusted with an open mic without sounding like she suffers from Tourette's. No matter how carefully they package her, her true stupidity will always shine through! But Britards can't see the bullshit that the Spears Machine shovels and that's their bad! Oh, and once a psycho child abuser, always a psycho child abuser! That will never change!



Posted by: Anonymous

Michael Jackson’s transformation

http:// www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html



Posted by: Anonymous

Is she transforming too?

http:// tinyurl.com/chvopp

http:// tinyurl.com/34fu2c



Posted by: Anonymous

Uh oh...

http:// tinyurl.com/dlyyct



Posted by: Anonymous

Do tha dance
Do tha dance
Tha Puuussaay dance!



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Runner-Up in the Pamela Anderson Install-A-Boob contest...Britney!

http:// www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Britney.html



Posted by: Anonymous

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Posted by: Tha Shitney Dance!

All right!
Stop cause I'm droolin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that was sold ta ya.
I look fugly
but yo I'm makin' money I can't see
so yo world I hope ya don't psycho ward me.
Now gather round
I'm da skanky fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the AutoTune.
I drink up all the Purple Drank I gots hidden round
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Fugly, pronounced with a Ugly.
Yo dildos, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the wiggers in the basement--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm wobblin' , bout ta fall
and just like Humpty Dumpty
That dun fell off da Wall!



Posted by: Anonymous

Include this in the care package…

Memories of Mexico!

http:// tinyurl.com/cxzaw5



Posted by: Anonymous

Tha Shitney Dance!

...LOL!



Posted by: Tha Shitney Dance!

All right!
Stop cause I'm droolin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that was sold ta ya.
I look fugly
but yo I'm makin' money I can't see
so yo world I hope ya don't psycho ward me.
Now gather round
I'm da skanky fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the AutoTune.
I drink up all the Purple Drank I gots hidden round
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Fugly, pronounced with a Ugly.
Yo dildos, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the pink wiggers in the basement--please allow me to hide me.
I'm wobblin' , bout ta fall
and just like Humpty Dumpty
That dun fell off da Wall!
(slightly corrected lyrics)



Posted by: Anonymous

Ooops there was a bad link.

To help the work progress...

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Posted by: Anonymous

Do you need cover art?! ;)

http:// tinyurl.com/c7domv



Posted by: Do tha dance! Do that dance! Tha Shitney Dance!

Heading out for the night! Great links! Have fun!



Posted by: Anonymous

Or how about this one?!

http:// tinyurl.com/dmq4yx



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm heading out too.

Goodnight! :)



Posted by: Do tha dance! Do that dance! Tha Shitney Dance!

HA! I wish I was good with P-shop. Some ho would be sportin' gold teefs, sideway trucker hats, and cheezy bling while holdin' some Drank! Wouldn't take much! Later!



Posted by: Anonymous

The funny part about this.... is that Britney has prettier girls with way better bodies that sing and dance better than her opening for her. That's gotta be depressing.



Posted by: Anonymous

ROTFLMAO!

Have a great night!



Posted by: Anonymous

9:04 That's an understatement.

Well, night!



Posted by: Anonymous

Gezz look at the whale blubber on the back of those thighs.



Posted by: Anonymous

9:11 - Whaaa - are you lookin in the mirror? Don't scare yourself.



Posted by: britneychoosesLIFE

Anon 9:04....
Once again to those of you who don't get it..Britney is a PERFOMER. She puts on a show. An exhausing, demanding, song and dance PERFORMANCE. No way could anyone, not Frank Senatra, not Barbara Streisand, not Liza Manelli...the true ICONS of the industry...match what she's perfected. Britney is a strong woman. Goodness gracious, give her at least that much. She is showing us LIFE DIDN'T BEAT HER. She let everyone down (except the haters, they'll never retreat) and she's making a living now supporting her family. She tours....the defenders of our country are gone away from thier babies the same amount of time. NOT COMPARING POP MUSIC TO HOMLAND DEFENSE...so sit down.
My point is, Britney stopped being hurt and started seeing what matters most within herself and the lives she created.
She really is "one of the good ones."
xoxo



Posted by: Anonymous

9:04, grow up.

They're actually filming her concert tonight for an upcoming DVD which i can't wait for.



Posted by: Anonymous

WELL GOOD GOLLY GEE WHIZ MOTHERFUCKER errr britneychoosesLIFE THX 4 SPREADING THE GOOD NEWS 2 THE WORLD!!!! SHE'S LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST'S MOMMA IN S&M FUCKME HEELS!!!!



Posted by: britneychoosesLIFE IS A FUCKINGCUNT!!!!

She tours....the defenders of our country are gone away from thier babies the same amount of time. NOT COMPARING POP MUSIC TO HOMLAND DEFENSE...so sit down.



Posted by: Nein!

Mein Gott! Ist, dass einige dumm Britarded Denken!



Posted by: Paranel

yes. I can handle it. Yes, I did handle it. I loved it. Best concert I have been to.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's very lucky that idiot Britards like you are so easily amused by lipsyncing and arm flapping done by a half wit on the decline of her career!



Posted by: Anonymous

Is the tard still wearing those gross 6 inch stilletto heels? Real classy lady.
ROFL



Posted by: Anonymous

She wears the 6" heels because her legs are short, and she wants them to look longer and look taller than she actually is. Besides, don't all hos wear those weird high heels?



Posted by: Anonymous

britneychoosesLIFE

You really do need some psychiatric help. You made more sense when you were britneychoosesDEATH. Find someone worthwhile to admire.



Posted by: HA! HA! Paranoid much!

Britney Spears has a new fear — she’s worried that her dad is drugging her. Britney Spears The singer, 27, is currently under the conservatorship of her father, Jamie Spears.

And Britney has “convinced herself” the patriarch is upping her medication to keep her subdued — so he can stay in control of her life.

“Britney is sure her father is out to get her and that he’s drugging her to turn her into a zombie who won’t fight back,” a source told British magazine Look. “Ever since her breakdown last year when she was hospitalized, she’s been on prescription pills to battle her panic attacks.

“Her doctors have also prescribed anti-anxiety drugs Valium and Ativan to deal with stress and to help her sleep.

“As part of the court-ordered conservatorship, Jamie has to make sure Britney takes the correct dosage because she forgets to take them otherwise. But lately she’s been nodding off randomly in the middle of conversations and is convinced it’s because Jamie’s giving her too much much.”

The source adds that Britney’s friends, “tell her it’s because she’s working so hard and performing every night on her Circus tour.”

But Britney, says the source, “thinks there is a more sinister reason and insists her dad is drugging her to keep her under control.

“It’s a bad sign that Britney’s paranoia is rearing its head again. She’s sneakily sent text messages to her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, and told him she needs help because her dad is poisoning her.

“She’s desperate to untangle the conservatorship and get her dad out of her life.”



Posted by: HA! HA! Paranoid much!


“It’s a bad sign that Britney’s paranoia is rearing its head again. She’s sneakily sent text messages to her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, and told him she needs help because her dad is poisoning her.

“She’s desperate to untangle the conservatorship and get her dad out of her life.”

http://
www.showbizspy.com/article/184332/britney-spears-thinks-her-dad-is-drugging-her



Posted by: HA! HA! Paranoid much!

Now EVERYONE'S out to get her! Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And he said, "you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya into two."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer

Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy your friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruptin'



Posted by: HA! HA! Paranoid much!

Now EVERYONE'S out to get her!

Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And he said, "you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya into two."

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer

Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy your friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruptin'



Posted by: Anonymous

britneychoosesLIFE

You really do need some psychiatric help. You made more sense when you were britneychoosesDEATH. Find someone worthwhile to admire.


7:54 I was thinking the same thing while reading. Thank you for saying it before I did!



Posted by: Anonymous

Anonymous---your the only skank here and you know what your always here so =don't have a life.
Well Brit does and she lives it and she makes mistakes and she picks herself up and starts again...you on the other hand are a flaming idiot.



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