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It's NOT Britney, B*tch!
Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:54 AM PDT
Britney Spears may have spent last week in Louisiana helping her little sis through her big day - but she sure left one heck of a body double!
Our photographers snapped some pix of this extremely familiar-looking blonde relaxing on the beach. Verrrrry pretty - but can she sing?
For contrast, here's the real deal:
There can be only one!
Links:
Beachin' • Britney Spears
SEE MORE:
Britney, Ke$ha And Nicki Minaj Team Up For "Till The World Ends" Remix - Apr 25, 2011
Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
Britney, Ke$ha And Nicki Minaj Team Up For "Till The World Ends" Remix - Apr 25, 2011
Britney Spears' Boys Go On An Easter "Egg-Stravaganza"! - Apr 25, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Britney Spears Hits The Club With Jason Trawick - Apr 23, 2011
Britney Spears Keeps On Dancing 'Till The World Ends - Apr 19, 2011
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - Britney And Kevin Both Support Sean Preston At Baseball - Apr 18, 2011
Comments
wow she do look alike britney!
WTF! Her face and profile are completely different from Britney!
Well they have the same tree trunk legs, but that girl is much younger looking than Britney. And Britney can't sing either, the machines did that for her.
The girl has real hair, a better face, and is way younger (looking). Stupid paps were fooled. What idiots.
I hope you got thaty girl's written consent to publish her photo on the internet. Because if you didnt. IT's a crime and you could be sued.
It's what you call a Stunt Cow, or a Bovine Body Double With Bubble!
Britney is skinnier and the first pix doesn't look like Brit.
That girl has a much prettier face than Britshit.
So now taking pics of random people and posting them on a public site is news?
Totally agree with Britney's Soldier....she's skinnier than the other girl and the first pic is totally different looking than the real brit. I don't think Brit looks that old though, I'm surprised to read that from many people. I think she's starting to look really good! :)
that girls is freaking fat britney looks way better than her and has much more atheltic built than that girl... the people that leave negative comments on britney are just making her that more famous if you dont like her why look for pics on website for her and leave rude comments..you guys ar eprobably just fat and wish you had some sort of life
she's fat. Brit's phat. Brit is the shit.
that girls is freaking fat britney looks way better than her and has much more atheltic built than that girl... the people that leave negative comments on britney are just making her that more famous if you dont like her why look for pics on website for her and leave rude comments..you guys ar eprobably just fat and wish you had some sort of life
Britney looks twice her age, she has aged really badly, she looks like she is in her 40's. This chick is WAY younger or at least looks WAY younger.
To set up for this gig, they told that poor girl to not wash for a week and rub dirt and dog crap in her hair, eschew deodorant, gain 50 pounds, chew gum and chain smoke non stop, play like you kinda hate the paps-but love the attention, eat Cheetos and suck fraps down like they were going out of style, and generally act bitchy! But there is only one master of these things-the Shitney head herself!
Uhhhhh, wow, that desperate for a story involing Britney?
They don't even look alike. Leave Britney and the poor girl in the pictures alone, you're creepy
Poor girl....to look like that fat no talent redneck worthless drugged out horrible mother like Shitney....she may as well hang herself. Shitney is so fat she should have her own area code.
This girl may be big but she has a womans body, where as Britney is built like a man
Brits. legs, arms, shoulders and back are all manly. Britney looks like a man.
and this girl has a nicer face.
Britney's fans are the fattest ones of them all though.
bi, I saw your photo at myspace hotgirl, you have no right room or reason to make fun of anyone. my dog wouldn't take a piss on you. FUGFACE
brit is so...hot love you bit!!
brit is so...!!hot love you brit
the kids are out so thats why you see so many nice comments about the ugly fat cow britney shitney lol the chick in that pic above is pretty and looks way hotter that shitney will ever be. Thanks=)
I think she looks like Jamie Lynn..
That woman is much younger than Britney and probably isn't a bitch like she is.
good god, it obviously isn't Britney so leave the poor girl alone & don't post pics of her online. jeeze.
of course we know she has issue
who else would post with a moniker "bragging" about her sexuality.
NOTICE ME NOTICE ME is right! lol.
12:25, 12:33, 12:54 SAME PERSON
GOING THRU WITHDRAWAL AND TRYING TO START THEIR DAILY TROLL WARS. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER.
I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE. YOU CAN'T COPY AND PASTE TO QUOTE SOMEONE AND YOU CAN'T RIGHT CLICK TO FIX SPELLING ERRORS OR TO HIGHLIGHT AND RIGHT CLICK DELETE. GET A FUCKING CLUE X17. PEREZ DIDN'T USE RIGHT CLICK HERE ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS TAKE A SCREEN SHOT, YOU'RE NOT HURTING HIM YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOUR USERS. YOU ARE THE ONLY GOD DAMN CELEB BLOG THAT DOESN'T ALLOW RIGHT CLICK!
This chick should sue for being compared to Britney Spears.
I hope that girl sees this... I'm dying to see you guys get sued...
i would take the double over that no talent, fat pig any day of the week
SHE CANT SUE NOBODY !! YOU IDIOTS ,,, DO U GUYS ACTUALLY THINK BRITNEY GAVE CONSENT TO TAKE HER PIK IN PUBLIC ??? NO!!! SO THEN Y WOULD YOU THINK SHE COULD SUE ? BRITNEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO
GOD the bi-swine is spamming the other Brit thread (again). Can you striker her down or something. We thank you in advance .
and the people on the beach saw the whale ,and tried to push it back into the ocean,and they realized is was just britney spears
she look like Britney with sunglasses but witout it not ... btw pretty girl ! :)
doppleganger?
doppleganger?
12:25, 12:33, 12:54, 1:55 SAME PERSON
GOING THRU WITHDRAWAL AND TRYING TO START THEIR DAILY TROLL WARS. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER.
PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IN GENERAL, OF COURSE THIS CHIC LOOKS LIKE BRITNEY. IF YOU WERE IN MALIBU ON THE BEACH, AT FIRST GLANCE, YOU'D SWEAR IT WAS HER. QUIT PICKING IT ALL APART (AS USUAL). THIS GIRL LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO MS. BRITNEY SPEARS. DUH
I can't believe people still have anything to say about Britney...it's the same old stuff ALL THE TIME...seriously, there is nothing left to say about this woman. We've heard it all OVER AND OVER!!!!
12:25, 12:33, 12:54, 1:55, 2:30
SAME PERSON GOING THRU WITHDRAWAL AND TRYING TO START THEIR DAILY TROLL WARS. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOSER.
Portion of NYDN's Rush & Molloy article on Matthew MCConaughy 06/25/08
The surfers are mostly white Malibu residents, while many of the paparazzi are immigrants; some speculate that some of the paps are former gang members. But their inside perspective on celebrity culture is priceless: "I'm a pap," writes one. "I've made $94K a year and I'm only four months into it ... because stupid white trash people like your fat mother buy the magazines. We hunt the very people you worship for no reason."
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Just gotta love X17 ignorant, racist, gangbanger employees. Francois sure knows how to pick 'em.
she looks like jamie lynn more. She's not hot, she's just a normal looking girl. But good for her for getting her own spread on a gossip site! lol
last time I checked Britney Spears CANNOT SING!!!!!!
She does not look like Britney. She does however resemble a lobster. Whew! I'd hate to c what she'll look like in 10 or 15 years!!!
Who is this girl?
I actually thought that what shitney for a minute but then again, it wasnt. She looks just like shitney but in a different way.
Why is x17 trying to compare this girl to shitney?
Find a body double for her Dad!
X17 are wrong for taking this girls picture, she is not a celeb she is just minding her own business, and x17 are well aware it's not Britney. It looks nothing like her. I feel sorry for this poor girl it's bad enough them taking her pic, but being compared to Britney is the worst part.
I dont think x17 should have taken pics of someone like that. I think they invade alot of people's privacy
So andy is this where everyone is today? Lets hope imp bibabe doesn't stuff this up
brb gotta take a fast shower!
ok
Ok Im back now! Sorry it took so long but my parents made me get in early because I dont take showers in the mornings, only at night so that way I could beable to get up for work tomorrow morning so yea.
Shitney looks like a fat cow.
Shitney looks like a fat hooker.
Shitney looks like a fat ugly donkey with bucked teeth.
Shitney looks like a crazy ape monkey.
Shitney looks like a crazy monkey whore.
Not hard to say where you x4 went
You spammed the board because you lost with your twenty digs. So much for control. You lost it, off the counter.
Shitney looks like a fat ugly slut alien from outerspace.
You idiot. Hidden you might have got Brandy to ban, someone. Anyone. Ever.
you x4
I do like that Oda Mae
STFU ANDY LEAVE BRITNEY AND THIS GIRL ALONE
Geez, When I tryed to get inside the other shitney thread, The site was too full of comments and it made my screen frose so I started exixting out of there because it wouldent work.
lalala la la la la la
8:06 you suck.
X17 MUST BE A JOKE MAKE MONEY OF EVERY PPL
lalala la la la la la
Im making fun of SHITNEY NOT THE OTHER GIRL YOU JACKASS!
Shitney looks trailer trash.
It wasn't full of comments.
It was full of 4/5ths of you.
Shitneys ugly as hell.
It's Andy and I. Alone.
Morhahhahahahha.
YOU SHOULD MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF ANDY . NASTY SLUT WITH NO LIFE .
WATCH YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. YOU ARE A UGLY WHORE , AREN'T YOU
Like Lil Wayne?
andy ugly as hell . andy is a nasty whore with no life without britney.
you don't have friend to make fun???
nerd
Britney is so great, so is Adnan, llalalallalalalalalalla
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing out punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
crashing to the ground
Adnan is GREAT.
Like Lil Wayne?
Shitney looks like a monster from hell.
fanbloodytastic, bibabe ruined the other brit thread again
Shitney looks like a retard.
Shitney looks like a bull dog.
Adnan looks like the best award.
oda mae = bibabe
Shitney looks like a fat whale.
Adnan looks like a god.
Ohh andy, bulldogs are prettier
Oda Mae's husband Bubba Calls 911...
Oda Mae passed away right sudden like, and Bubba, he called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "Down 'ere at the end o' Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her on
over to Oak Street and you pick her up there. .
Shitney looks high on drugs.
Ohh andy, bulldogs are prettier
Shitney looks like a fat polar bear.
Andy, you are in your 40s, you buy tabloids so you have something to talk about, and not talk about yourself, you have kids, you hate your job.
You sometimes have bagels on Sundays but only when you are being good.
Shitney looks drunk as hell.
Andy Imp - go take your meds and stuff a sock in it. Past your bed time buddy.
Ode Mae are you stupid? Im only 20 and thats my real age you stupid jackass! NOT 40years old like YOU JACKASS.
It´s a whole new ball of wax.
- Who are you? - I´m waiting for my wife.
She´s in the cardiac wing. She´s fighting it.
Shot? That´ll do it every time.
Poor bastard.
You may as well get used to it - you could be here for a long while.
bibabe eats shit
Shitneys hair looks like its growing a nasty birds nest in it.
Andy, how can you be 20? 20 x 20 x 20?
You you and you -- date range.
Why did you shut down the thread?
Ode Mae shut the hell up already. Your anoying as hell. Atleast Ill always be younger then YOU and NOT 40years old like you are! I was 19 last year and now Im 20 and still young you stupid jackass. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DUMBASS BRAIN!
bibabe stop ruining this for everyone.
tra la la. You're throwing tantrums on X17.
I think I know what you do instead. It's better you throw tantrums here.
You're still going to do what you do though. "Andy" don't be mean to yourself, don't be harsh. It's ok.
Sorry if I alienated you earlier but you know the way you came out. How could I know?
Oda Mae already ruined the whole tire thread just like she did to the other shitney thread and its even harder to post in my comments with out this Oda Mae posting that longass shit all over the place! I hate that! Its so anoying! geez
lol
Got our number Andy. Cutting yet? Plan to when we are thru?
why is someone spamming like that?
Hi Andy! How are you tonight?
I see you 'explaining' things to 'M' aka-MEGATARD...
you know of course, you can talk to whomever you please, but i would be remiss if i didn't 'WARN' you to be WEARY of this individual's true intentions as he is NOT what he 'APPEARS' to be... an 'innocent' 'uneducated' 'new' poster...
judging by the things he's said in 'DEFENSE' of britney, conveniently not 'KNOWING' the facts - & then when presented w/them - DENYING the evidence... this combined w/his PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE REMARKS about me lead me to believe he's just another UNDERCOVER BRITARD POSER...
so, just a word of caution that you may be talking to a DECEPTIVE MANIPULATING SNAKE IN THE GRASS.
Hi 6:51pm Anonymous The 2nd one! Im doing fine thankyou! Thanks for asking! LOL!
Andy is someone bothering you tonight?
i see that this website has a fight club of their own. too bad i missed out on all of the action this past weekend, but i look foward to the rumble that's going to take place this weekend in a couple of days. x17's paps vs. surfers round three. if i would have been at the previous rumbles i would have knocked several people the fuck out. after that, if they still wanted to take me on i would have broken out my glock and said YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? then they would run just like all of the cowards who post on here do when i call them out. none of them have the guts to take me on one on one. like i said before: anytime, anywhere bring it on and i will put you in your place once and for all. i know you will not do anything because you're scared of me.
8:58pm Anonymous, No, not that I know of? Nope, Im getting sleepy and Im going to bed now so goodnight Anonymous!
this is getting old this ridiculous spamming.....please stop it whomever you are. Its not funny. Its annoying and childish
goodnight Anonymous!
I see that there are some on here that need some serious glasses. Britney is looking good. She is curvy and has a firmer body than she did a couple of months ago. She looks athletic yes but what is wrong with that. She was into gymnastics before she became a Mousketeer. She had to be athletic to have the stamina it took to do some of those dance moves she did and I guarantee you she can still go back to dancing. Britney is trained as a dancer and is a good singer. There may have been some enhancements on some of her albums but that was more due to the sign of the times in the music industry. I guarantee you she does not need all that to sing. She also is an accomplished piano player and she is educated so for you that think Britney is not educated you are just talking crap. She does arrangements on her music. She participates in the production of her music and she also choreographs her dancing. Whether she chooses to go back out there and hit the stage will be up to her and her health but it does not matter.
Goodnight Andy! I hope all is quiet in Chi-Town for you tonight. :)
Bibitch I hope you fucking die
rainbow BRITARD, aka-arizona maybe, DOUCHEBAG DEFINITELY...
comments from an OBSESSED, CRAZED, BRITARDED, DYKE don't carry much weight with the general 'SANE' public.
why don't you go EAT another copy of BLACKOUT & SHUT THE FUCK UP?
no one gives a RAT's ASS what a LUNATIC BRITARD thinks!
X17 YOU MUST BE KIDDING!
THAT'S A SWEET GIRL BUT SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE BRITNEY!WISH I COULD POST MY PICS..
YOU WOULD SEE WHO IS "EXTREMELY FAMILAR"
LOOKING BLONDE..BUT THAT WOULD BE A SCANDAL FOR MY FAMILY..
IT CAN BE SAID THAT SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE
JAMIE LYNN,BUT "NEVER" LIKE BRITNEY
Why in the world would X17 let all the nonsense go on between posters and imp'ers?
I realize the X17 site is open to anyone and everyone has the right to post. But why allow it to happen over and over mainly on the Britney Spears sites?
If people don't like what is written, why fight with each other with nothing to do with the subject of the thread. Just go to another site.
X17 is a celebrity gossip site, not a who can outdo who with their sarcastic comments and replys.
This used to be a fun site to read the comments, whether you posted or not. Now it is nothing but a bunch of nonsensical trash.
I would think the owners of X17 would have a way to put a stop to this, but it seems to have gotten worse, especially with the long, spamming posts that jamb up the site.
Surely, X17 has lost posters as the same repetitive, copied and pasted comments, arguing and imping are 95% of the posts.
If the owners of this site don't get it under control soon, I believe this site will be history before the end of the year.
This girl if freaking FAT with a HUGE head, no boobs and FAT THIGHS No way does she look like Britney other than the imitation hairdo and
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