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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Posted on Wed May 14, 2008 08:55 AM PDT
We always get a kick out of the Maxim Hot 100 list every year - and this year's edition is no different!
This year, the list was topped by supermodel Marisa Miller - a fine choice indeed! "Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on U.S. soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male," Maxim remarked. "It must be strange living a life in which no man can formulate a coherent sentence in your presence."
The magazine made some pretty daring selections for this year's list, too. Lindsay Lohan, last year's #1, ended up sliding all the way to #9 in 2008. "After a tumultuous year involving a car wreck and rehab, La Lohan had Hollywood wondering if she was worth the trouble," the magazine opined. "Then her Marilyn Monroe-channeling topless photo shoot nearly crashed the internet." Crisis over!
Of course, we're most excited about #19 - a little pop starlet known as Britney Spears! The ranking marks Britney's return to the list after being shockingly passed over last time around. And given all the turmoil Britney's been through over the last year, we think coming in at number nineteen's one heck of an achievement!
We've got the complete top ten after the jump - click on through if you wanna see!
10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lindsay Lohan
8. Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria Parker
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marisa Miller
Congrats to all the ladies who made it!
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Comments
X17online whats happen?? pics briyney all day...?? hate
Sympathy ranking. There probably wasn't a long slate of candidates to choose from this year. I wonder if she bribed the nominating committee?
She'd be best served by enrolling in a Drivers' Ed course at her local high school before getting behind the wheel of a car again. Or give up driving all together.
Wow, that just shows how increadably sick an low lifed the readers of that mag are.
so let's see, a woman that has had her babies takan away because of abuse, who is also a drug addict/alcoholic, gets married twice then divorced twice in three years, turns out to be a slut, flashes her privates over and over in the last year on purpose, then ends up in rehab, then twice is forcibly carted off to psych wards, in then deemed so incompetent in running her own life at 26 is put under a court ordered conservatorship, and now looks like she is pregnant with her third baby and looks fat and out of shape even though she goes to the gym everyday, has zits all over her face, linebacker neck, tree trunk legs and looks like crap all over -
IS NOW CONSIDERED A HOT SEXY WOMAN?
Jesus, those readers are either the lowes of life forms on the planet that all go to that one mag, or the magazine is run by real perverts and sickos that are fixing the books and pools on this shit and are lying to the public.
Britney is NOT sexy or hot. She looks like shit all over and her life is completely destroyed. This mag is lying and full of it!
Britney HOT???? This must be a joke. Certainly not making the list last year was not a shock or oversight. Making the list this year, however, is a shock. She's greasy and disgusting.
I see America's Standards of "hot" are diminishing. WOW! With so many Beautiful people out there this is what they've formulted??? Not impressed. At all.
of course Maxim readers are all pathetic. they can't get any women of there own so they resort to magazines. LOL, well that and boys in puberty!!!! Yes-this would be their pick! LMAO
Maxim mag is a bunch a jerk-offs with pencil dicks!!! They would screww anything that walks.
I have to agree with you 9:12. Those poles have to be fixed. Britney is not sexy hor hot. A woman that loses her kids because she misstreats them, then goes on a rampage for two years, is now possibly pregers again. Is now under a c-ship, and all else that is wrong with her life, is not a #17 sexiest woman on the planet. Also, she does not even look sexy. She is fat, her face looks pudgy, her body is way out of shap, and she looks drugged up all the time from her meds and is out of it. I think the poster at 9:09 is rigth, it is a sympathy trating. And a lot of sympthey in order to put her up at #19. She should not be on the chart at all right now. You know there are at least 100 women out there who look WAY better then Spears does right now. I think the mag is fixed and full of shit.
She is gross there must be something wrong with that list. How can anyone put her in that list. She makes me want to wash myself everytime i look at her she is just do dirty and greasy. I think she needs some proactive for her damn zits. UGH britney=digust waste of a human life thats for sure.
Jessica Biel looks like a horse. marisa Miller is a undercover fire crotch along with blohan. christina is a circus clown, Ashley Tisdale-just ugly, Eva longoria- little witch looking features, Scarlette- wierd nose. This list SUX!
Those figures have to be a lie. Someone IS playing with those numbers. Britney should not even be on the chart at all. This has to be a joke or somthing. She is not hot at all. She is gross beyond belief. The Spears family must have paid them off!
Maxim mag is stupid and dillusional. They are a bunch of horney old men making shit up!!!!
Oh come on guys, ease up. Of course Britney is hot - a HOT MESS.
Maxim must consider mentally insane child abusing ugly whores REAL sexy, lol.
Car and Driver is going to list her as #1 in their next issue.
Britney, sexy?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh shit. The Britards are going to go completely crazy with this one. "She's back, she's back, she's so amazing, she's so hot, oh my God!!"
Thanks a lot, Maxim.
Sexy to pedophiles and guys that have to wank to mags since they can't get a real woman.
Oh wait, even pedophiles have higher standards then this slut, lol.
Yikes you people talk about Britney being number 19.. Look at the top 10 thats just as funny....
You have to be fucking kidding! With all the millions of hot babes out there, and the hundreds and hundreds of hot celebs out there too, they pick this disgusting swamp hog as number 19. This has to be a joke. Bitch should not even be on the list at all. Should not even be #1,000,000
Maxim is a total joke. My morning turd could make the list.
I agree with you 9:31. They are all a bunch of losers and sickly looking. But you have to agree that Britney is the worst one of them all. She should not be on anyones list of sexy. That just ruins the image of what sexy is supposed to be. She ain't hot or saxy at all. My dick just tries to crawl inside my body and hide whenever it sees that gross and slimey piggy.
They are pretty damn desperate to put Slutney anywhere on the list. There are millions of women in American that are a million times hotter than that skank. Stupid fucking Slutney!
FIRST OF ALL THE LIST IS A TOTAL CRAP
CRAPPPP!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO A FUCKING ONE SINGLE PERSON WHO REALLY WORTHS TO BE THERE..PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S A JOKE
HOLY HEAVENSS!!!!!!!!!!
MW @ 9:36.
LOL, so true. Mine could also.
Hey haters... Look who's laughing now! Sorry that you are the obsessive losers that you are, but again keep commenting, by doing so only keeps her in the tabloids. YOU are the ones paying for her CAREER, keep feeding her piggy bank!!!
someone paid off Maxim big time
Yeah Tony, we're laughing.....at dumbass fucksticks like yourself.
Who the hell put this list together... I wish I could have heard the conversation as they organized this toilet paper list..
I have just hit on a perfect idea! Since Twitney's career in the entertainment industry is totally in the dumper and no one wants to see her disgusting self (except delusional Britards), here is a business venture that can't miss:
The Britney Spears School Of Driving!
The fucking Britards would be lined up to enroll, ensuring Twitney's financial future, since there will be no more big stadium tours or CD's or movies or television show.
Hey 9:38 2nd
Tabloids don't pay celebs money you dumb, dumb. And her fans are NOT laughing at all since she hardly has any left. And it is her fans that are the obsessive losers, lol.
And we don't hate her, we are disgusted by her.
And your statement about how we keep her in the tabloids is false. She is the one that keeps herself in the tabs by flashing her twat all the time, going to rehab, and doing all that crazy stuff that lost her career as a pop star.
And believe me, being in the tabs is what destroyed her and made her crazy, so it is not a positive thing like you are implying.
And her piggy bank is becoming empty from all the people that are ripping her off since she is so dumb. So you lose on all counts you idiot, lol.
Britney is a complet mess now and is insane. That is all she has left!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
whoever the fucking RETARDED readers of that magazine I really dont wanna know but THE LIST CAN ONLY BE THE LIST OF THE UGLIEST WHORES OF THE WORLD...
Britney must have gone over to Maxim given all the old men that work ther a sloppy blow job each. And then they only give her #19 anyways, lol.
That whore must not be any good at sucking down the jizz.
THESE SHITS ON THE LIST ARE HOT AND SEXY:)))))))) HA HA HAAAAA EVEN ASS OF AN UGLY PORK CAN BE CONSIDERED HOTTER THAN THESE MONKEYS'..hA HA HAAAAAA
Anonymous's regardless of what you say or beleive the fact that you live on this site and her pics, proves my point: OBSESSIVE!!!
Tony:
Please grow a pair.
Thank you.
Shitney's ass is in the list of the hottest and sexiest women of te world, these people must be out of their minds or she played well with the workers of that fuckin magazine and they put her name on the list..THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING VERY SOON
TONY:
GO AND DIG TROUGH YOUR MUM'S FAT ROLLS!!
I'm not going to take the opinion of a magazine that listed Lindsay Lohan the hottest woman on the list last year seriously
BWAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
Britney needs to be sent to WHAT NOT TO WEAR.
not only DRUGNEY but also the rest of the list is full of crap... the stupid fucking minded idiots who made this list must get their ass in a rehab, it is obvious that they were under the effect of high dose of drug and alcohol
while getting that list together... Scarlet JOHANSSON is the number two GOOD HEAVENS,,,
This has to be the worst list ever. Britney would be in the top 20 if you had to choose form Walmart workers in Kentucky. This fat ugly greasy zit face slob is HIDIOUS... Plus, Lindsy? Ashley Tinsdale? Are you fucking kidding me.
These ugly sluts ahead of true hotties like:
Adriana Lima,Allesandra Ambrossio,isabela Fontana...these girls are 40000000000000000000000000000x hotter than Britneyney and these ugly sknaks in the top10
Fucking awesome how almost all of the comments here are united! This ditch pig would only make #2 on the most disgusting looking list, only to be topped by Wino!
What a Fucking joke. You have Mila Kunis at Numebr #82 but Ashley Tinsdale in the top 10 and SKANKNEY at #19???
Put sknakney next to Mila and it would be like comparing a Diamond ring to a lollipop ring.
Maxiam just did this to get publicity, no way can Skankney be in the top 700 much less top 20
WTF is that???? This list is a complete disaster.WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TASTES OF THE PEOPLE?????? If Eva Mendes in the top ten, there is no need to see the others, it is not way hard to estimate the rest of the crap
THis has to be a JOKE , but its not April 1st..IM fucking confused. There are no models on the list...so that exclused the real hot girls. I went through every girl and Brit Brit is the UGLIEST girl on the list by far.
Are you telling me Brit is better than Karolina Kurkova at #65. WTF!!
Cheryl Burk#98 ALi Larter#92 Stacy Keibler#89 MIla Kunis #81
Maxim new by putting the most talk about skanks up high that it would garnish publicty.... MEgan Fox is #16 but Ashelee Tinsdale is #10... ROFLMAO
Britney should be within 1000 miles of this list on her best day. Now if they had a greasy, zit face, fat ass listshe might garnish some attention.
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!!
if u wanna call Britney spears and tell her how much u love her. . call 949 289 7812
LOL...I have seen it all now. I wouldnt even Fuck this ugly skank if they paid me. I can find hotter girls in 5 minutes at the local 7-11. THis fat,dumby,thick,zit face whore looks like a man.
ashley tisdale WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE. WERE THEY SOKING CRACK WHEN THEY MADE THAT LIST?
Britney should take up Scientology. According to Tom Cruise it'll cure everything. (Ashley Tisdale is a chowhound.)
That's great. Just when I thought I'd lost all respect for Maxim. Good job!
You guys need to understand that this is a from a GUY's perspective, not a bunch of losers who like to pick apart people for their every flaw.
As a guy, Britney has a made a 360 transition from last year. She looks sexier everytime i see her, i'm not surprised at all that she made the list again.
2:29 quit being a Britard. She doesnt look sexy. A fat neck,fat ass,fat legs and zits aint sexy. Plus mensa, if you do a 360, your right back were you started. Maybe a education greater than the 3rd grade would be helpfull. YOu might want to hope she does a 180, that means she is the opposite of the crazy wackjob we all know she is.
how did sarah michelle gellar get on the list? havent seen or heard anything about her in years
how did sarah michelle gellar get on the list? havent seen or heard anything about her in years
No a 360 would bring her back to where she used to be like back when she was the sexiest woman alive. She's well on her way there again.
2:29's not an idiot, 2:40 is.
MANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOL MANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOLMANY OF YOU AND THE NEWS HAS HAD BRITNEY PREGNANT FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND SOME FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS!!!
LMAO AT YOU!!!! NO ONE IS PREGNANT for 12 or 14 MONTHS and NO ONE STARTS TO SHOW IN ONE DAY! LMAO! ASSHOLES DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE and you'll see articles and rants about Brit being pregnant since 2006!!!! LOLOLOL
wow !!! : ))
she's a mummy now : )
how about we only judge her on that ?
p.s. we dont appreciated
having
our posts edited
thanks...
...so we wont be posting here yet again
l,,an/for another "year"
...bye x17 : )
./..try to survive without us : )