X17 XCLUSIVE - More Details On Brit's Sexy Music Video Shoot!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Britney sounds like a sweet lady,Can't wait to see her tour and the video.

Sounds awesome!! :D

her most rauchy video to date . . . and playing with her two boys. What a sweet combination of activities.

Oh great, a slutty bitchy housewife, that is the kind of image we need in our society...

How can her video's get much sexier. She's been naked in them. The only thing left is to have actual sex in her video. I guess when you have no real talent thats what you resort to.

CANT WAIT!!!!

CANT WAIT!!!!

It is not "her" Amy
it is me

Only and only remedy for stupidity is suffering...

Another mother of the year moment. Stay there boys and watch mommy act like a whore for the cameras. MOTHER OF THE YEAR FOR SURE !!
BUT OH WAIT SHE HAS TO RENT HER BABYS FOR $40,00 A MONTH !! BAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Do you think Britney Spears is a Loser?

Dont she even know almost ALL of her fans are queer and dont want to see her snatch ?? WAKE UP SHITNEY. I guess the other 1% , the dykes, they might enjoy it though.

Britney need herself a man I hear Chris Brown single ha ha I am doing the joking:p

"After they left, she was a lot quieter. Around the end of the shoot, she seemd to be getting a little anxious for some reason. She probably was ready to go home."

More like her meds were wearing off!

Seriously? Why are people so negative? Can't you at least be positive, maybe once? I mean, every day I come on here and read such negative things about her. yet I could go to countless other web sites, and read positive things. You all dislike her, right? If you don't like her, than why sit here and blabber on about how bad she is? Obviously, you must have some sort of obsession with people whose fame you'd want, that you're insecure and making fun of others makes you feel good, or Britney in general. Why else would you come on here?

Wheres the Blimpson's sister? or that one trashy sister what her name Ashley blimp

So she is basically doing the same old thing she has done with every single video in her career? to look like a complete whore because it takes the attention off how talentless she is and how much her music sucks!

Shitney was playing a "mind reading game with her two boys"?? Don't you mean Jayden James and Sean Preston were playing it with Mom; she isn't functioning with a full deck and couldn't possibly be playing any game that requires mental ability. By the time the kids are in kindergarten and first grade, they'll be reading more competently than she's capable of.

X17 and Slutney fans...You can try till your blue in the face to convince us but no matter what you say...MENTALLY RETARDED CHICKS ARNT SEXY !!
F u c k i n g this cow would be HORRIBLE with her DEAD FAS EYES and her DEAD MINDLESS BRAIN. You would be better off with a blow up doll.

She takes her kids with her on set, that is so sweet! Im sure shes going to have the most lovely outfits by far of any music vid shes done so far. Itll be hard to be as clever and sexy as Womanizer, but shes so smart and from the title of the song, itll be the best yet.

i can't wait no longer!!haterz can keep hating,we don't care,IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!if you don't like her,ignore her,why do some people complicate their lives with negativty?

Do you really love Britney Spears?

actually if you go here, you can see scenes from the video, and she is by far NOT wearing ANYTHING sexy. she does have a pie though (i think X17 went to this site then posted their shit as blog about it). She is wearing a "prepy" outfit with the sweater tied around her neck to boot... soooo, sexy, so far, not so much... you all need to get over yourselves. You must live on a cloud that is PERFECT in every way... gosh, such aholes! really! is your life that shitty that you have to resort to internet bullying of celebrities? D I C K S...

"Seriously? Why are people so negative? Can't you at least be positive, maybe once? I mean, every day I come on here and read such negative things about her. yet I could go to countless other web sites, and read positive things. You all dislike her, right? If you don't like her, than why sit here and blabber on about how bad she is? Obviously, you must have some sort of obsession with people whose fame you'd want, that you're insecure and making fun of others makes you feel good, or Britney in general. Why else would you come on here?"

Well I happen to be a college student who is currently bored, works really hard, and finds that coming on here and talking shit really takes the edge off. If she honestly comes on here and cries about what we say (oh my gosh that would be a dream come true!) then she is even more of a loser than we think she is.

People with real talent don't need to attract attention with stupid stunts like acting insane, being a horrible mother, and getting naked all of the time. And as women we seriously don't need her to keep ruining our image, she is scum, and I hope she gets what is coming to her.

***Oh and if you are reading this Britney, that last sentence probably confused you a little, let me point out that "coming" and "cumming" aren't the same, sorry to get you excited!

Did you post a link 1:58? Its not showing. Try repost with a space in the url?

We all live in a perfect world.

Yeah, it's really "sweet" and "motherly" that she had the kids on the set with her while she's filming a music video. I'm sure they were thrilled to pieces to watch Mom lip sync and gyrate in circles! These are two active, small boys who'd rather be playing ball or running around; they must have been bored and restless. Oh, but Shitney was playing "mind games" with them...right. Attempting to count beyond three???

She no doubt got antsy because she needed her fix and was starting to jonsey. I wonder exactly how long she'll last on her Circus Tour?

Kimmerly - the link is http : // gallery .untouchablebritney .net /displayimage .php? album= 8127& pos=3
They keep deleting the post tho.. i put spaces between everything, you will have to put it back together, if they let the post through.

Thanks, very much :)

The girls i know that go to college parents are paying big money for them to party and they think their perfect! if only they knew their daughter! she can;t be her self and bring home her black boyfriend hell they don;t think she date an they are the kind of people that put down any race but their own hell shes drinks like a freight train and going to be a teacher! BUT OUR WORLD IS SO PERFECT..............

1.57
Which one ?

go britney dot com has the best high res pics of her ive seen anywhere. You might like that?

Kimmerly and anonymous why dont you just lick each others p u s s y while looking at shitney. DYKES !!

Shooting the raunchiest video to date and she drags her kids there to see it! I guess after all the Abject Horrors she has put them through, it's just another day of forming the twisted, sick reality that is the centerpiece of their pig/egg donor.

the mind games must be the same ones used by the kids to avoid being locked up again by their psychopathic 'mother'. They must be getting really good and stuffing down the fear and contempt they have for her by now. She is completely dooming those kids by subjecting them to such things. What's left of her brain must be completely missing the morality filter that most normal people value as an important part of their thinking process.

Guess she figures that with their FAS they dont understand whats going on around them, like her.

THANK GOD MEL G TOOK HER FOR THAT LATE TERM ABORTION LAST SUMMER.

"...most raunchy video to date.." does not surprise me - she HAS to keep getting sleezier to generate media buzz, and the attention away from the fact that she is really not a very good singer or dancer. But where does it end? For her next CD will she do a softcore porn flick? And then a hardcore feature? (I can see it now - "Britney Does The Entire Hollywood Paparazzi") And then one of those Mexican girl-and-donkey shows? If it were left up to her, she would probably just skip everything in the middle and bang the burro, cuz that's just how she rolls. But I am somewhat bewildered that Jamie is allowing this. Maybe he is in it for the money after all. Or maybe he knows that she is a hopeless slut that will probably die from some new strain of STD (the Kentwood Klap?) if she doesn't off herself first, and he is trying to sock away some money for the boys while he can...

Kimmerly is a big fat greasy muffin top bitch!!!!

WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE IN AMERICA TO WHORE OUT YOUR MENTALLY INSANE DAUGHTER ??????????

NICE WAY TO TRY AND FIX YOUR SO CALLED IMAGE W H O R E !!! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE TO PAY $40,99 A MONTH TO SEE YOUR MISTAKES A COUPLE OF DAYS A WEEK
W H O R E ?? DONT WORRY, NOT THAT U WOULD, BUT VICTORIA IS A NICE LADY ,SHE'LL BE BETTER FOR YOUR BOYS THAN YOU CAN EVER BE. NOW GO PLAY CIRCUS YOU FRICKEN UGLY CLOWN........

For those of you bashing Britney for bringing her kids to the set, it's not like they watched her act sexual. They watched her film the 1950s housewife scene with the fake husband and kids. What's so wrong about that? On the days that she films the more sexual part, I'm sure she won't have them with her.

3:21 HOW THE F U C K DO YOU KNOW THAT ??? U DONT, SO JUST STFU GEEK DYKE OR FAG WICHEVER YOU ARE.

sweet wife???never.she is a sick woman.she is no sweet she is a liar.she is ugly.she is no sy anymore.she looks very old madnna is hot ,sexy and loves work

she is a loser anyway.she ist the same rit.she is full of fears.she is a terrible mother and performer.loser

To 3:21 It wouldn't really matter if they saw her act sexual on the set anyway. Think about it - their mom is a drug-crazed, psychotic, alcoholic nymphomaniac. Having lived under the same roof as their slut of a mother, I'm sure they have seen it all before. Hell, I bet that even at their young age, they can explain the subtle nuances of the "Dirty Sanchez" position.

Britney: Thinking about locking a bathroom door.
Jayden: Cries and runs away screaming for his daddy.
Sean: Poops and pees his big boy pants then slaps her.

Seriously people, shut up! Have you nothing else to do? She made a video, who cares? People are right though, she shot the housewife scenes, and those scenes only. This shoot will take 2-3 days, and that was just the first. Even if they did film anything raunchy, they'd probably stay in a dressing room while she was shooting it. And it's not going to be her raunchiest, just cause the name sounds like "F-U-C-K ME" doesn't mean she will be having sex on the shoot or something.

What song is the video for?

***Oh and if you are reading this Britney, that last sentence probably confused you a little, let me point out that "coming" and "cumming" aren't the same, sorry to get you excited!

...LOL!

2:02, so you're basically saying they don't need to be a slut? Ummm, "Dirrty"? X-Tina acted like a total slut, hell, she brought her son along with her as she went into a sex shop with her husband! Whitney Houston? Had custody, while she was taking drugs? Amy Winehouse? The girl can sing beautifully, yet she is famous for being a drug addict. A lot of singer's have issues, but their issues are just gaining them more fame.
Yes, Britney has used her body to excite fans and viewers. But you know, sex sells. People wanted her to be sexy, and she gave it to them. No harm in that.

4:36, the video is for "If U Seek Amy".

For those of you bashing Britney for bringing her kids to the set, it's not like they watched her act sexual. They watched her film the 1950s housewife scene with the fake husband and kids. What's so wrong about that? On the days that she films the more sexual part, I'm sure she won't have them with her.


Sean and Jayden are crossing their little fingers, hoping one she’ll play Cops and Hostages with one of the “fake kids” next time. The F U C K ME portion of her sleazy video will leave the boys with a new mental scar. She’s a such a generous mommy.

Recreational reading for the college student and her friends:

Who is the man?
x17online.com/news/2009/02/breaking_news_sam_lutfi_suing.php

and

Where is the money?
x17online.com/news/2009/01/photographer_beaten_held_hosta_1.php

Did X-Tina, Whitney, Amy keep a sociopath and former paparazzo boyfriend on speed dial like Britney did with Sam and Adnan? No? Uh huh...

Sleazy video? How is it sleazy? She is using her sex appeal to her advantage. Whether you guys like it or not, a lot of people still find Britney hot. Just because the majority of people on here bash her doesn't mean the world is done with Britney!
Look at Maddonna! She had a "Sex" book for crying out loud! Yet none of you have given her, or any other singer with kids sh*t. Britney must be a good mom, otherwise the court wouldn't let her have visitation. Thats why her custody was taken away in the first place, remember? Besides, all the stuff you guys are naming, happened 2 years ago. Yes, I understand it was a big deal. Yes, I understand she did a lot of sh*t as a mother. but you know what, she cleaned up her act. You all wanna hate on her, fine, but at least those kids have their mother back in their lives, and thats what matters.

I really wonder what the reaction will be when the kids see their first picture of their egg donor's naked, bloody snatch pinned to their locker at school. By that time, they probably won't even bat an eye as they've been through much worse already in their short lives.

She had a "Sex" book for crying out loud!

And Britney performed LOOK at my LABIA LIVE!

She was speaking with Sam and Adnan ONE MONTH ago. She's still crazy. Uh huh...

Madonna's fans had to buy that book. Shitney just goes and flashes her nastiness to everyone in the free world with a computer. No matter what brain dead shit for brain fans say, she is a nasty whore and she is lucky that she is not locked up in an insane asylum yet. But then again, it's sure to happen and probably in the very near future.

Excuses, denial, excuses, denial, excuses, denial...she has MONITORED visitation because she can’t be trusted alone with her own children.

5:16 School is going to be a walking nightmare for those little boys.

Madonna wasn't a mother when she made the sex book. Britney performed LOOK at my LABIA LIVE after she had two sons.

Actually, life will be a walking nightmare for those boys, but I agree, 5:25. Some deluded idiots think that money can fix anything. It can't, but maybe before she blows it all some will be left for their therapy. Poor kids. Whenever someone yells at them 'Your momma is a fat drug whore!', it's not like they can argue the semantics of that point.

Southern trash like to keep their crazy relatives at home in the attic.

Read 4:53 She has BIG money problems.

Whenever someone yells at them 'Your momma is a fat drug whore!', it's not like they can argue the semantics of that point.

So true. Poor little guys.

Oh God, she isn't doing drugs! Am I saying she has never done them? No, I'm saying it's probable that she MAY have done drugs, but do you honestly think Jamie would let his daughter make a complete fool out of herself? No, because he wants money. He, and Lynne have been craving it since they whored Britney out to the public.
Yeah, I love britney. I love her to death. Do I think she's a bad mom? No, I just think she did a lot of sh*t to f*ck up people's lives. Do I think she's a whore? No, she used her sex appeal to fgain more popularity, something a lot of female singers do. Do I think she's the greatest of all time? Hell no! She is obviously not the greatest, but she is a very good performer. If you bought a ticket, I'm sure you'd get your money's worth. She wasn't presented to the public as a Celine Dion. She was presented to the public as a naive, sweet, sexy schoolgirl. She has never been known for her singing, more for her performances. She has a great voice, i think it's beautiful, and I wish she'd show it off more.
Bottom line, I understand where a lot of you are coming from. I understand that you all hate Britney because of things she has done, to her kids, to the public, to the people around her. But the issue I am trying to communicate the most, is that Britney is STILL a human being. No one is perfect. Does that make up for what she did? No. But, we all have made mistakes before. Probably not as big as the one's Britney has done, but they're still mistakes. All I'm asking is for you all to acknowledge the fact that she has been trying hard to fix things with EVERYONE around her, everyone that really do love her. She pushed them out because she wanted to live life, and she got to. Now, she's surrounded by people that will keep her safe, and I think that's great.
I'm not asking you to kiss her ass, and say she's wonderful. I'm just asking for some acknowledgement for the transformation she has made.

Continued from Above

acknowledgement for the transformation she has made.

^Oh gawd! If ever there was a Shut The Fuuck Up moment! ^

You're a CHILD fan. I don't expect you to understand much but here goes...

Britney has been sneaking behind her father's back and calling Sam and Adnan for the past year. She was in contact with both of them as recently as ONE MONTH ago. She hasn't changed at all. Every change you have SEEN is superficial. She looks better because her father cleaned up her appearance. He won't let her run around with sleazy men dressed like a prostitute. She is still required to have monitored visit with her children because she endangered her infant son by playing Cops and Hostages with him in the bathroom.

I'm tired of explaining things you are unable to understand. Now bugger off!

No long drawn out drama. She's a whore! Always has been, always will be! That's why she tries to sell sex. It's what whores like her do!

6:20 I'll second your comment! :)

WHICH Britney is going on tour?

http:// gossipgalore.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/britneys-pink-wig-top-photo-britneys-double-life-dec-12-2007.jpg

There is no doubt that this must be a Shitney fan, as there must be some defect about spelling this word correctly!:

http://
failblog.org/2009/02/04/jealous-fail/

And of course, here's another pic of a classic FAIL!:

http://
failblog.org/?s=britney+spears

(It must be a penis shaped pacifier)

Britney would STILL be wearing one of her Crazy Pink Wigs (she had more than one) if it were not for her father taking them away.

http:// farm3.static.flickr.com/2093/2256938086_9b1853d3f5_o.jpg


http:// www.sawf.org/Newsphotos/Entertainment/BritneySpearsVegas.jpg

This is the REAL Britney controlling her own life.

http:// www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-513397/Wigging-Britneys-father-confiscates-notorious-pink-hairpiece.html

That's probably Jamie on one of his many runs to the incinerator. Fuucking Brown Boots of Death, assorted Pink Squid Wigs, Dildos, Ass Plugs, Drugs.....hopefully all were burned! But you damn well know that if she ever gets the sort of freedom she craves, she'll be right back there, doing the same shit again. It will never get better. She is doomed!

6:28 LOL!

:39, that's a great link! And thanks for not cutting off the 'http' stuff! It makes it much easier to click on the link by just removing the space.
I always like this part and it was probably one of the few true things Loofta ever said!:
The bobbed wig has come to signal the onset of a depressive episode, with her ousted manager Sam Lutfi revealing last month: "When the pink wig comes on, it's getting bad."

Of course 6:42. She was calling and texting Sam and Adnan as recently as last month. Hardly the act of a sane woman. There is NO DOUBT her father is the only thing standing between her being consumed by her insanity and the low life men she keeps inviting into her life.

DAVID YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL!
F*CK OFF!

My pleasure 6:47!

And just to drive a point home for all the douches out there that still worship and have twisted fantasies about Adnut (like the utter nutjobs at that 'J' blog specifically), consider this.
When Shitney really got up and running at full speed on the Crazy Train, it wasn't until both of her parents were forced to come out that she was ever placed in the nuthouse. Only after Jamie grabbed the puppet strings did she get forced into dealing with some of her shit (which she promptly ran away from, as soon as she could!). Then Jamie refused to allow Adnuts to even ride in the same car. Soon after that, he removed him and Loofta out of the scene. So what did they do after being yanked off and replaced on the Gravy Train? They allied together in a lawsuit against their new enemy, because they had been completely shut out by the RTO. And of course, she was still calling/texting them the whole time until Jamie found out. People still call these losers heroes. Even worse, they consider Shitney to be a brave person! How ridiculous!

:54, funny, I was writing basically the same thing and hadn't seen your post yet!

6:06: Britney has NOT changed, and you are naive if you believe she has. Whether his motives were selfish or not, the fact that Jamie stepped in and put that crazy bitch on a short leash more than likely saved her life. She is MISERABLE having to behave like a normal person, and if given half a chance, will be back into the drugs and booze, partying every night, ignoring her boys or just using them in photo-ops, and screwing any male of middle-eastern heritage. Nothing has changed. Your argument that she was presented as a naive, sexy schoolgirl is correct, and if my memory serves me, the producers of her first video had something a lot tamer in mind, but she insisted on acting like a little tease in the video. Then there was the Kids Choice performance with no bra and her headlights on high beams. And it just went downhill from there. Her whole career is based on nothing but pushing the envelope of being as slutty as she possibly can, because that's who she really is. Cheating on her boyfriends, going after married men, flashing her crotch for the press - I'm sorry, but she is a slut - any way you want to look at it. The sad thing is that most of her fans are young teen girls and she knows it, but insists on dressing and living like a crack whore, and trying to make that lifestyle as appealing to their impressionable brains as she can. As a parent, I resent the hell out of it. No, she has not changed. She is just going through the motions to try to regain her lost freedom. That's it, pure and simple.

Nicely said, 7:17!

"She is MISERABLE having to behave like a normal person...".

If anything puts it into place, just that statement does!

Seeing middle-aged housewives with a bad case of the heaving thigh sweats for Mark "Loofta" Twain is the funniest thing I have seen on the Internet - EVER!

7:17 Very well said!

Thank God Kevin has sole physical and legal custody of his sons!

http:// www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-507218/Britney-flees-Mexico-SEVEN-hours-fears-family-force-psychiatric-hospital.html

Did her “Personal Thong Wrangler” receive hazardous duty pay?

http:// thesuperficial.com/2007/02/britney-spears-thong-pull-01-thumb.jpg

Junk art imitating a trashy life!

"The video begins with Britney coming outside her house to hand the paparazzi an apple pie that she baked," says a source. "She acts like she wants to hook up. The video is very provocative."

http:// www.people.com/people/article/0,,20258606,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

I understand I don't know alot, seeing as how I am young. But, I do know that she got the help she needed. And she has to be happy within her restraints. She has good days and bad days like everyone else. If she really wanted out, she has the right to change conservators, permanent or not. If she wanted Jamie out, she could have him out. But she has him in because she knows he CAN and HAS helpped her. To make you all feel better, I'm just gonna stop posting here. I don't see the point in me posting all of these comments, when no one takes my word seriously, and everyone just looks at me like I'm the stupidest thing ever.
In closing, say what you want about Britney. Her popularity is at an all-time peak because people like you all talk about her, which keeps her name in the news. So, you all may be bashing her, but all you're doing is giving her more press, adding more fame to her celebrity. I hope you all continue to have fun bashing Britney, seeing how it really does seem to make you all happy. But I hope you all let up someday. She just wants to live her life, and us commenting this isn't helpping.

So bye, ya'll!

YIPFUCKINGHEEEE!!!!
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!!!! (Although you would probably enjoy a doorknob getting stuck down there!)

Parent are NOT going to pay this woman to teach their daughters to be whores.

But in true Shitney style, they will lie and go around their parents back's and the whores-in-training will still emulate the Queen of Whores herself, Shitney! That's the sort of values Shitney brings to the table!

Expect fan boy to creep back in with a different name. He fails to realize parents are tired of tolerating her bullshit. They don’t want her setting a sleazy example for their young daughters. In the end, all that matters is the fact parents are the ones who provide tweens with the money for music and tickets. Or NOT!

8:20=Epic Blog FAIL!!!!! I was unaware that there are losers who take this shit so seriously that they feel like Failures on a frickin public blog! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where you here when her fans outed themselves as 13 year old sluts because they heard she was a tween whore?

It was disgusting!

Yeah 838, but it's going to be easy to recognize that sort of stupidity, with or without a name! Then the shredding will really cut loose!

So you want us to write a story based on the lyrics and theme of a song from Circus? Huh?

"You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night
Step into the sun,
step into the light
Keep straight ahead
For the most glorious place
On the Face of the Earth
Or the sky

Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto your hope
March up to the gate
And bid it open"

Give away all of my dreams?

He needs to learn to distinguish between Fame and Infamy.

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF BRITNEY
A PAIN IN THE EARS AND AN I.Q. OF THREE
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK
OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIAL PLAY.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE
OOMPA
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

Fame

3 entries found.
1fame (noun)
2fame (transitive verb)
Hall of Fame

Main Entry: 1fame

Pronunciation: \ˈfām\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin fama report, fame; akin to Latin fari to speak — more at ban Date: 13th century 1 a: public estimation : reputation b: popular acclaim : renown2archaic : rumor

Infamy

Main Entry: in·fa·my

Pronunciation: \-mē\ Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural in·fa·mies Date: 15th century 1: evil reputation brought about by something grossly criminal, shocking, or brutal2 a: an extreme and publicly known criminal or evil act b: the state of being infamous synonyms see disgrace

Please someone in L.A. L.A. land, remake the Wizerd of Os(ama). Brit could not play the part as she cannot sing and would ruin the play. Brit's multiple personalities could play all four parts. The Drugged Out Dorky. The Brainless Brit ( I done locked mah keys outta mah car again). The Heartless Brit ( I don't need me no munchins). The Cowardly Brit ( I'm sceered, do we have ta see da Evil Judge of da West?)They could search the Golden Brick Road in search of a clue and a contract while being harassed by the Evil Pap Monkeys led by the Evil Adnan- the Head Pap Monkey! They will seek out the Wizard of Osama. A greedy manipulator, wearing a turban and a blood stained chin stripe. Unfortunately, at the end, our anti-heroine Brit discovers that this was all just a combination of a bad drug trip and some insanity thrown in for good measure. The show ends with her in an insane asylum, pantie and bra-less, wildly clicking her brown boots together as the tie down team comes in!

The people are highlighting why she’s no longer famous - she’s infamous!

8:52

Perfect casting!

...LOL!

Scene 1;
A crazed, bedraggled, tripping Britney is wheeled, strapped to a gurney, into a mental ward screaming obscenities and such gems as "I'm the bloody Queen of Great Britney. I'll cut yer bloody heads off an feed 'em to mah hogs if you don't follow my orders to the 'T''! Git me luze from thez har bracelts!"
The medics assure her that everything will will be ok as soon as the medication takes effect. Soon she drifts off in a lightning storm of flash bulbs as the world swirls around her. Then a cut scene of a flying trailer is shown whirling in the air as flash bulbs still go off. With a fantastic thud, the trailer lands in the new and magical land of Os( ama). Still dazed, she finds herself free of her restraints and wanders outside to a twisted version of Los Angeles. She looks to the side to see a pair of blinged out Hi Top basket ball shoes with the initials 'K.F' written on the bottom. "What a magical fantasy land of mah evry disirz ths place dun be!'', she bellows as she stumbles out..........

A Rastafarian Scarecrow with a Valley Girl Accent!

http:// www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/14162/

Suddenly, from out of the trailer runs her lap dog Carla. "Oh Carla, could ya fetch me mah smokes and uh Mountin Duuu?" As she surveys this twisted version of Los Angles, a great hairy lawyer appears from one of Dorky's (this variation of Brit) puffs of smoke! "I am the Good Lawyer Trope, how may I be of service?'' Dorky says, "I seems ta uv lost mah kids somewheres alongst tha freeway and I don't know how ta git 'em back." "For a price, maybe I can give you some directions on how to find them" says Lawyer Trope. Suddenly giggling is heard from behind the garbage cans and detritus of the sidewalk, the Ooomper Loompers appear. Upon noticing the Hi Tops, they burst into song. "Ding Dang, Kfed is dead!"....( tbd later). After the song, the evil lawyer Kaplan appears from another of Dorky's puffs of ever present smoke. "You've killed my client! I shall hold your children hostage for alimony!" Bellows the Evil Lawyer Kaplan..............

8:59

...LOL!

The audition tape!

http:// www.tmz.com/2008/01/17/britney-jumps-between-personailities/

Ahh, the good ol' daze! Soon to return in Return of the Living Brain Dead Part 2, The Final Meltdown. (Very similar to the Omen series!)

9:02

You're too funny. LOL!

LOL!!!

Three deadlines down, two to go (March and July).

It was great seeing you again. Thanks for the laughs!

912, feel free to update or re-write them, if you feel the need! It wouldn't be hard to do and it's not like the cast or story would have to change much. I forgot I even had them written down anywhere. Cirque Du Rednecks vs. The Britney of Odd?

Goodnight! :)

Tienes una bien noche! Later!

Nah...they're timeless classics.

I wouldn't think to tinker with them.

Cirque Du Rednecks is one of your best lines!

Goodnight! :D

Have at it! I wrote them when I was bored one night. Took all of 10 minutes....Cirque Du Rednecks should stand the test of time for now! I would enjoy someone else's interpretation. It's not like I didn't steal those ideas from something else that everyone is familiar with.

Okay, I'll give it some thought.

Maybe a few of us can brainstorm ideas one night.

Night!

Here's some inspiration for ya! Why don't YOU rewrite something along the lines of 'Malice in Blunderland'! It just writes itself (with a healthy dose of stealing!).

Night!

HA! The Shitney South Park special is on!

10:01, really?! OMG! Just imagine, you HATE Britney Spears yet you come ALL the way to this website, wait for the page to load, post a comment, what a life!

Moron. Grow up, read a book, get some hobbies.

Britney looks great, looking forward to the music video.

10:49 really? You're that much of a brain dead fantard? Wow! Impressive!

You should grow up and find someone else that actually has talent and doesn't abuse everyone and everything around her, including her own kids! I guess that speaks much to your morals or intelligence that you would support her like that. And you just had to come here to find someone to pick a fight with because you are such a loyal fan, aren't you! People like you disgust me! The disappointment you will have when she breaks down she be amusing though. Count on it happening!

should be amusing

ILLNESS ( if she even has mental illness) does not mean CRAZY or RETARDED

GROW UP and stop insulting all of the MILLIONS of mentally ill people who live and have wonderful lives. It's NOT THEIR FAULT

So you're saying she's sane? Oh you're so mature for being a huge fan of this retarded cow! Are you so old that you're having some sort of midlife crisis? Or are you just another stupid fan that worships people that act like an 8 year old and have to have daddy do everything for them? Is this who you hope to emulate? Some idiotic redneck that can't handle what she demanded and now cries like a baby because she got it? I almost feel sorry for you, but not really. You're just some puffed up fan that is looking for a fight, so whatever. Now waddle off and go cry at your BS altar.

Do you think Britney is a Whore?

Yep.

Couple of weeks and the meltdown begins !!! CANT WAIT !! Just the fact that Shitney has to share her circus is going top do her in !! The pussycat dolls make her look like a bad tranny and her gay ring leade,r well what can I say. You get what you pay for.
GEEKS DYKES AND FAGS.... WELCOME TO THE FAKEST SHOW ON EARTH !! THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF JUST TEACHING HER HOW TO FETCH THEN TO WASTE HER ALLOWANCE ON VOICE LESSONS !!!!!

Yes! cant wait to see "IF U SEEK AMY" XD
ilove you Britney you're the queen we all love you yaaaaaaaay cant wait for the tour :D

mahal kita britney!!!!!

number 1 ka dito sa pilipinas!!!

The Haters don`t like Britney

David @ 5:13 said "Britney must be a good mom, otherwise the court wouldn't let her have visitation".
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This is the funniest thing I have read. Uhm, David honey, if she were a "good mom" she wouldn't need visitation, she would have custody. You poor thing.

Cant wait for this untalented cow to come un glued ! It will all be caught on tape, because she rolls like that. Milk that cow till shes dead daddy spearest. mooo mooooooooooooo

Why is Britney so retarded???

This tour is all about MONEY. Daddy is tanking her up on ativan, valium, lithium, etc etc etc, so he can hopefully collect $130 million. They all know, if she bombs, she can hang up her hat and retire. No matter what, her crazy year haunts her, and people will never get the bald headed nut beating the SUV with an unbrella out of their heads. There is little doubt she will make it through this, and it's sad that her own family pimps her out for money even when she is clearly still psycho.

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US...... MENTALLY RETARDED WOMEN ARE NOT SEXY !!!!!!! HER FAS EYES AND BRAIN DEAD STARES ARE NOOOOOOOT SEXY !! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOW UP DOLL GONE BAAAAAAAAAAAD !!

you forgot her fat upper arms and her manly linebacker neck...thats not sexy too...I think this "woman" should go home and take care of her kids and stop getting on our nerves

6:45

Boob-Job Britney Barbie

http:// www.funnypics4all.com/pics/0/0/15_2.html

http:// www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1105682/Britneys-vanishing-bust-Singer-steps-bra-reveals-shrinking-cleavage.html

Rehab Britney is a classic!

http:// www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=39090&in_page_id=7

I guess if you don't have any musical talent, you have to do raunchy to sell your product. Maybe raunchy is her product?

Britney is raunchy.Britney is the brand.
The woman and the product are both raunchy.

Britney Spears' Ex Under Felony Investigation
Posted Feb 12th 2009 2:50PM by TMZ Staff

We've learned Adnan Ghalib -- the one-time boyfriend of Britney Spears who is under court order to stay away from her -- is under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle.

Here's what went down. Yesterday morning, a process server went to Ghalib's Encino apartment to hand him legal papers ordering him to appear in the restraining order case.

The process server was waiting for Adnan Ghalib in the alley when Ghalib rolled up and allegedly hit the dude with his car. The process server says he landed on the hood of Adnan's car.

Adnan allegedly fled the scene and the process server called cops at 10:42 AM. Police arrived and noticed the process server had cuts and scratches, but he refused treatment.

The case is under investigation. Ghalib is the suspect and the alleged crime is assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle -- a felony.

We spoke with Ghalib -- he had no comment.

www.tmz.com/2009/02/12/adnan-ghalib-under-felony-investigation/